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Mirror Mirror On The Wall
Shrek, Beyonce' and Denzel Washington were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?' Denzel Washington said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.' Beyonce' agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Beyonce was the most gorgeous and Denzel Washington was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.' Denzel Washington perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive.' But Beyonce' lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said....... "Who in the world is P

I Reserved My Opinion Until Now-rev. Wright
Reverend Wright is not wrong. Except maybe about what Jesus looked like. Who knows that for sure? Nor is he a racist. Otherwise he would not permit white people in his congregation nor have powerful white friends. The soundbites(mind you I have never attended his service as many Americans have not) are incendiary. They are accusations and missives that are not untrue, but they are an insult to how many in this country want to perceive America. Because American has its shame. Black America has its shame. By that statement alone, it is divisive by saying there are two Americas. Yet admittedly at many times it appears to be. Reverend Wright should not be in the pulpit. Reverend Wright should be a leader of armed revolutionaries than a peaceful congregation. He should not use the Bible as his weapon. For knowledge is a weapon, but this particular one should be one used for peace and self-help. Also his profanity makes his comments sound even more crude and upsetting. He is misusing

Back And Healthier Than Ever
i finally found out why i was so sick. I had 2 have surgery 2 correct the problem and now i am healthy and better than ever! thanx 2 my friends for keeping in touch and seeing how i have been doin.

Regarding Barack Obama
UrBabyGurl88: hey you fat ass cunt. you should put down the oreos, turn off your pc, get off your fat ass & stop being so damn stupid. you are nothing but white trash & that damn african will not win. they do not call it the WHITEhouse for nothing. stupid drama queen cunt have you seen anything a little more racist? ps i dont eat oreos.. i dont like chocolate.. and #2 she isnt on my friends list therefore she cant even see my pictures so thanks for calling me fat :)

Election '08
I love when my favorite movie ever shows it's power as a cultural icon, infusing it's memorable dialogue even in this election! Observe... "Right now, election officials probably identify with Sheriff Brody in 'Jaws,' who having seen the great white shark for the first time turns to his fellow passengers and remarks, 'We're gonna need a bigger boat,'" electionline.org director Doug Chapin said in a recent study of voting problems. I love that movie!!

One Of My Favorites..
PHENOMENAL WOMAN. Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenom

Go Obama Go..
Ti's better to abort the fetus and feed us..I'm saying this to all of you out there voting for McCain and the hooker just because of the abortion issue..even if abortion is banned girls are going to be out in allies with coat hangers and a bottle of vodka taking care of business..and if they didn't and McCain is president they won't have money to fed all those little babies you want born so badly..so it can be put out of it's misery with one shot or a pill..or it can starve to death and be homeless..and if you are so stupid you can't understand that well then FUCK YOU..Your mother should have aborted you.. Thank you and have a nice day, Katrina Aline

Another Fubar Fake Azz Bitchhh
well heres another faker on fubar, she goes by the name of Jeannette, lmaoo but she is using a UK soap stars pics im sure you guys have heard of Jennifer Ellison, well peeps from UK will do, she was in uks soap Brookside for years Jennifer has also got her own myspace aswell, so heres the fake bitches fubar profile http://fubar.com/user/641995 and heres the REAL JENNIFER ELLISONS MYSPACE http://www.myspace.com/jenniferellison SOME JENNIFER ELLISON SITES http://www.jenniferellison.com/ http://www.djmick.co.uk/gallery/jennifer_ellison.htm YOU WILL SEE MOST OF JENNIFERS PICS ON HER FAKE AZZ PROFILE, MAKE SURE YOU GO CHECK OUT THIS FAKER OH SHE BLOCKED ME BECAUSE I SAID THEM PICS ARE NOT HER lmaooooo

Picture This!!!
PICTURE THIS!!! HERE'S THE PICTURE... NOW YOU CREATE THE CAPTION 200,000 fuBucks TO THE CONTESTANT WITH THE MOST COMMENTS AND WINNING CAPTION WILL BE POSTED IN A FOLDER WITH LINK TO WINNERS HOMEPAGE ALONG WITH TROPHY CONTEST DATES WILL BE ANNOUNCED WHEN THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 10 ENTRIES 2ND AND 3RD PLACE WINNERS WILL RECEIVE 50,000 AND 25,000 fuBucks RESPECTIVELY MOST RATES WILL ALSO RECEIVE 50,000 fuBucks ******** B * O * N * U * S ******** IF BY SOME CHANCE... THE WINNER WITH THE MOST COMMENTS ALSO HAS THE MOST RATES AN EXTRA 25,000 fuBucks WILL BE GIVEN FOR A TOTAL OF 275,000 fuBucks AND THE PERSON WITH THE 2ND MOST RATES WILL RECEIVE 50,000 fuBucks IF THE MOST RATES AND MOST COMMENTS ARE WON BY 2 DIFFERENT CONTESTANTS THEN THERE WILL BE NO BONUS MEANING NO ADDITIONAL 25,000 FOR THE FIRST PLACE WINNER AND THERE WILL NOT BE AN ADDITIONAL 50,000 FOR THE CONTESTANT WITH THE 2ND MOST RATES ******** B * R * E * A * K * D * O * W * N ******** MOST COMME

Choking...help Me
Can't you help me as I start to burn? No one can save me You know I don't want the attention Perhaps I had better start from the beginning People hate me for what I do What I am is less than you see Take a trip with me Come inside the cynical mind Infected shadow My head explodes Ashes in my mouth Broken heart Broken dreams Choking...

Im Not That Girl
fellas..im getting sick and tired of blogging about this.......... i did this once b4 on my old acct. STOP SENDING ME UR COCK SHOTS I DONT WANNA SEE THEM THEY DONT IMPRESS ME UNLESS I CLAIMED IT AND UR FUKING ME WITH IT. STOP ASKING ME TO CAM FOR YOU..YEAH IT WONT HAPPEN IM NOT A CAM WHORE AND LAST STOP SENDING ME MESSAGES ABOUT YOU WANTING ME TO BE IN YOUR VIDEOS..IF U WERE LEGIT U WOULD KNOW THAT THEY WOULD OFFER YOU GIRLS TO BE IN IT.... JUST BECAUSE I MADE A NEW PROFILE DOESNT MEAN MY FEELINGS HAVE CHANGED. IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL...I DONT DO HOOK UPS AND IM NOT EYE CANDY..IM REAL AND TIRED OF THE BS LINES YOU THROW TO MAKE ME LIKE IM SOME KIND OF FANTASY CHARACTER. I KEEP IT REAL AND I AM ALL ABOUT ONE MAN THAT I CAN CALL MINE. SO DONT GO THERE KEEP UR GAMES MOVING

Sb Fun
->slime87: yes, you wanna see me on cam stroking my dick? slime87: u have msn or yahoo ->slime87: so, i have a cock too slime87: r u a girl ->slime87: my cock in your ass slime87: what u need baby ->slime87: i sure do honey slime87: hi baby u need anything guess he didn't want to see me on cam, :(

I'm Letting Go
If the person you love causes you more tears than laughter, or if they can't give you What you know you NEED in it's entirety, the the answer should be clear... When you feel that the person you love loves themselves, or even another more than they could ever love you, It's time to let go. When mistakes are made and forgiven but continuously get thrown in your face, It's time to let go. When you can't turn to that person in a time of need and know that you are loved and cherished, It's time to let go. When you are made to feel that you are always wrong and everything is your fault, It's time to let go. When you are together and that person does not make you feel important and beautiful, It's time to let go. When you make attempts to try and repair the relationship and right the wrongs from the past but still always come to the same conclusion in the end, IT'S TIME TO LET GO

Streak....
Streak livin broken on the road Trapped in space breathing nothing Blood stained kisses covering me Livin a dark and twisted life Coming right back and doin it again Suckin juice from a fallen angel Preying on the Devil Need my inspiration Inbred dogs whorshipping the witch Scum of the earth united Looking for a hero that doesn't exist Ragin in my cage Choking in the mist Rob and kill my smoking gun Bullet hole fist in your face Don't wann see whats comin...

Pieces Of Me...
I'm a lost cause I'm dead if you don't I'm dead if you do Looking in the mirror All I see are mistakes made A past filled with pain I've destroyed so much for you You keep turning my way I'm not what you need Smash my face into the mirror Anticipation of the fucked up feelings inside Hurt turns to hating This shits gone way too far Nothing left to give Nothing left for you to take Think I'll stay here and break...

I'm Up For Auction Yet Again!
AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!!!!! Come bid on this SexyLiLmama!! SexyLilMama Minimum bid starts at 50k fubucks! Cash bids being excepted, but not mandatory! Also, whoever had the most rates will win an extra 50k!! So, even if you don't bid on me plz be sure to rate the pic! Come join us in Deuces Wild after you make your bids!!!!!

What Kind Of Cheesecake Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Mocha and Orange Cheesecake Enthusiastic and intense, there's so much you love in the world... it's hard to do it all. You are good at getting things to mix - friends, flavors, hobbies. You're the master of fusion! What Kind of Cheesecake Are You?

What Kind Of Cheesecake Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Cheesecake Rich and greedy, you're attracted to the dark side of life. Nothing ever quite satisfies your inner beast. And somehow, people find that sexy. What Kind of Cheesecake Are You?

Join In The Fun... Fu-auction
A friend of mine is hosting an Auction... Join in the fun. Go to his page thru the pic link below and PM him your offer and a link to your pic youd like him to use. It will be fun. I'll even come bid on you, just let me know you have entered. Thanks to all who Join ~J-Lynn~

Floor Finish & Floor Wax Terms And Definitions In Plain Language: What Is In Floor Finish And Floor Wax?
Floor Finish & Floor Wax Terms and Definitions in Plain Language: What is in Floor Finish and Floor Wax? Alkali Soluble Resins Alkali Soluble Resins are resins that can be mixed in with an alkaline solution. Resins are thick liquids that harden when dry. Alkaline Solutions are soapy, slippery and caustic, and are easily removed from a floor by stripping. The resins in the solution contribute gloss and leveling, while the alkali in the solution allows removal by stripping. Biocides Literally translated, bio means “living,” and cide means “kill.” Biocides eliminate and protect against bacteria and mold, which would ruin a floor finish before it is used. Defoamers Defoamers allow floor finish to dry without dried foam bubbles. Plasticizers Plasticizers are chemicals that allow the wet polish film to dry into a tough, durable film. There are two types of plasticizers: permanent and fugitive. Permanent Plasticizers stay in the film for the li

Floor And Carpet Care: How To Choose The Right Floor And Carpet Cleaners, Vacuums And Floor Cleaning Machines
Floor and Carpet Care: How to Choose the Right Floor and Carpet Cleaners, Vacuums and Floor Cleaning Machines No matter the size or location of your home or business, all buildings have one thing in common: floors. ShopCleaningSupplies.com offers cleaning and janitorial products that will clean and protect floors of every kind: industrial, commercial or home. Additionally, we offer floor mats, floor pads and rubber mats in a variety of sizes and designs that are right for any setting. Floor and carpet care does not need to be daunting or expensive task with the cleaning resources and cleaning products available at ShopCleaningSupplies.com. Floors will experience more wear and tear and get dirtier faster than almost any other area of a home or business. Floor cleaning products and machines from can help extend the life of any floor and reduce the overall costs of maintaining them. We can help you restore your floors to their original look, including carpets, laminate, tile and

I Am Cheesecake!
You Are a Chocolate Mocha and Orange Cheesecake Enthusiastic and intense, there's so much you love in the world... it's hard to do it all. You are good at getting things to mix - friends, flavors, hobbies. You're the master of fusion! What Kind of Cheesecake Are You?

Floor Stripping Tips: Stripping Floors, A Guide For Beginners And Professionals
Floor Stripping Tips: Stripping Floors, A Guide for Beginners and Professionals Occasionally, when floor finish (traditionally called "floor wax") becomes worn, it needs to be replaced. Before new floor finish is applied, the old finish needs to be removed. Removing old floor finish is called “floor stripping”. Before you apply stripping solution the floor, make sure you follow the manufacturers dilution instructions for the particular floor stripping products you are using. Stronger is not always better. The stripping solution must contain some water to be effective and emulsify the old floor finish, wax and sealers. Allow the floor stripping solution to penetrate the old floor finish (floor wax) for several minutes. Then, scrub the floor with the appropriate floor scrubber. For heavy buildup and extremely aged finishes, you may have to apply more stripping solution to the floor as the solution becomes saturated with old, loosened wax and finish. There is a way to check

Facility Maintenance: Step Stools, Ladders, And Everything Else A Business Needs To Do Business
Facility Maintenance: Step Stools, Ladders, and Everything Else a Business Needs to do Business Facility maintenance is a term that covers everything from office supplies to janitorial services for a businesses. Many companies order office supplies from one company, housekeeping supplies from another, tools from yet another company, and janitorial supplies from still another company. That's four different shipping invoices to decipher. At ShopCleaningSupplies.com, we have it all in one place and on one shipping invoice. Hotels, foodservice/restaurants and medical/healthcare facilities will be pleased with our complete line of housekeeping and janitorial supplies. Our ladders and step stools, service carts, safety signs and other safety equipment are available at discount prices. Insure that your employees can work safely and efficiently without worrying about your clientele slipping on a wet floor or wandering into a work zone. We sell safety products and brands that you alr

Conspiracy?
You Should Live in a Purple State Your preferences are 50% Blue, 50% Red You may not be a swing voter, but you feel comfortable around moderate people. You tend to do best in states with a red and blue mix - like Nevada and North Carolina. You are adaptable. You can converse with a church crowd as easily as with grad students. Should You Live in a Red State or a Blue State?

Green Cleaning With Environmentally Friendly Cleaning Products: Good Sense, Good Scents, And Good Cents!
Green Cleaning with Environmentally Friendly Cleaning Products: Good Sense, Good Scents, and Good Cents! The “green cleaning” category on ShopCleaningSupplies.com has all the environmentally friendly cleaning supplies and janitorial products you need. We carry a large variety of products that are eco-friendly, safe and biodegradable. Even the product containers are often made from recycled materials! Using green cleaning products makes sense for many reasons. These products preserve our natural resources and provide increased safety for those using them. Green cleaning supplies and green janitorial products are two of the fastest growing product categories of our business. Many customers purchase all-purpose green cleaners, green bathroom cleaning products and green kitchen cleaning products for home, business or industrial use. In the cleaning business and other industries, more and more people are purchasing all-natural, environmentally friendly products. We've ass

Bending Over.....35 Times!
UPDATE! Ty All so much! My Happy Hour Rocked and I made mega points! WOOT! My 11's have expired though and that was my last one! BOOHOO! Definitely on the top of my list of birthday wishes! Hope you all have an amazing day! Will be returning love as I can. MUAH Come Party with Me! It's almost my Birthday and my Fu Anniversary but I am off work today so celebrating this morning with a Happy Hour and Auto 11's! and my Happy Hour is @ 8 am Fu Time TODAY! Be sure you have me as a friend, Fan Me and RATE, RATE, RATE. I'll return all the love! Just send me a private message when you are done givin' me my Birthday Spankin's so I can give ya some back! OH, and by the way....I LOVE TOPAZ! I will be making Special Salutes for and Super Pimpin' all those who Spoil me with Birthday Presents! Topaz Bling or More, Blasts, Bling Packs, Auto 11's....I'm easy to please! hehe! PebblesinAZ...Read and Do My Blogs! XOXO@ f

Yesterday's News Today And Today's Can Wait.
Well, that was that was yesterday morning and after that I was distracted by my friend in Northern India, the young man who calls me Auntie because he tells me I am like his mum. Then there was Edmund in Japan who kept sending me gifts of Fanyourselfbox. I don't go there or they mank my desktop with fan dancing then I have to reboot just to get rid of it. So I wrote and told him this and he sent me yet another, silly Billy. Maybe he thinks I am neurotic. Then I had Hero from USA on holiday in Thailand inviting me to Thailand in order to cook me a meal. Nice young man but I don't know if he realises that he who has the compeetoes has decided that he needs some sunshine and booked to go to Mexico. Well, the hand washing is just about done and the cases have not long gone back into the abyss call the loft. If you go up there you never come back! I digress. Following that, there was a creepy message on Wayning Mail from a more mature man who decidedly wanted me BABE. YUK YUK, t

What Does Your Birthday Mean?
Your Birthdate: April 13 You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge. While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator. Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down. You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way. Your strength: You always get the job done Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault Your power color: Gray Your power symbol: Checkmark Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Carpet Cleaning Tips: How To Clean Residential Carpets
Carpet Cleaning Tips: How to Clean Residential Carpets Utilize these carpet cleaning tips from ShopCleaningSupplies.com and get your home carpet clean! Floor and carpet care make up the majority of our business at ShopCleaningSupplies.com. Not only do we sell carpet cleaning supplies, we know how to use them. This page is a simple carpet cleaning guide which will help you properly select and use carpet cleaning supplies to get your home carpet clean. Nylon and Polyester are the most common materials used in home carpets. Our carpet cleaning guide provides an overview of the most well-proven carpet cleaning tools, carpet cleaning chemicals and methods for removing stains from these materials. If you know the manufacturer of your carpet, it is also a good idea to check with them to find out which rug cleaner will work the best. If you do not know the manufacturer of your carpet, it's best to play it safe when choosing your rug cleaners. Browse through all of our carpet c

Why Don't You And I - Santana Feat. Chad Kroger
Since the moment I spotted you Like walking 'round with little wings on my shoes My stomach's filled with the butterflies And it's alright Bouncing round from cloud to cloud I got the feelin' like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to you I get tongue-tied Turns out, everything I say to you Comes out wrong and never comes out right So I'll say why don't you and I get together an' take on the world, be together forever Heads we will and tails we'll try again So I say why don't you and I hold each other, fly to the moon and straight on to heaven Cause without you they're never gonna let me in When's this fever gonna break ? I think I've handled more than any man can take I'm like a love-sick puppy chasing you around And it's alright Bouncin' round from cloud to cloud I got the feeling like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: February 11 Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world. You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm. Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche. Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done. Your strength: Your inner peace Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds Your power color: Emerald Your power symbol: Leaf Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Floor Finishing Tips: How To Create A Great Floor Finish
Floor Finishing Tips: How to Create a Great Floor Finish ShopCleaningSupplies.com has the floor care products you need, along with the experience and know how to help you use cleaning products the right way. While floor finishing in private homes often means hardwood floor refinishing, floor finishing in the commercial cleaning business often involves tile and concrete. Proper floor finishing requires the use of proper floor care products. Your mop heads need to be in good condition. Also, you will save significant time and money by using the correct type of mop. Always use laundered rayon-blend mop heads for waxing. Soiled or new cotton mops can turn the finish brown. Before using mops, soak and tightly wring them, so they absorb less finish and are easier to clean. Floor wax and floor finish are two different terms that mean the same thing. Whether you call it floor wax or floor finish, different floor chemicals have different characteristics, depending on the type

Who Did I?
We Can't Predict Who You Voted For According to our quiz, there's a 45% chance you voted for Obama. But that means there's an 55% chance you voted for McCain. You aren't very typical. You tend to be independent, and your vote is highly coveted. While we can't predict how you voted, there's a good chance you voted for the winner! Did You Vote for Obama or McCain?

Air Fresheners: Keeping Your Home And Business Environments Smelling Fresh And Clean
Air Fresheners: Keeping Your Home and Business Environments Smelling Fresh and Clean ShopCleaningSupplies.com offers a comprehensive online selection of air fresheners and odor control products. Our mission is to help you bring a breath of "fresh air" to your home, business or restaurant! Fresh smelling air helps set the mood in any room. It can also help keep customers in a room longer, which can be a great benefit to your business' bottom line! Another reason to freshen up your home or business is reputation. If your home or business does not smell good, visitors and customers are less likely to stick around or to return. Clean air makes sense and cents! We're the Internet's #1 source for cleaning products and janitorial supplies for homes, restaurants and commercial businesses. Our selection of air fresheners includes a wide variety of the brand name air fresheners you know and trust, like Ajax, Air Wick, 3M, Arm & Hammer, Febreze and many more. We know from experienc

Call Me...
This isn't the way I'm wired Suicidal self-determination Help me please Make me understand Self medicated imbecile What would it take to get through to you precious? Down on a bullet train Rocketing to an end The light at the end of my tunnel is a train Thirteen stones in the Devils hand Choice is mine to make Call me the black sheep Call me anything you need...

In The Mood
Phone sex, cyber sex, oh i can't eave out webcam fun. my opinion on "Phone sex" well you can hear the person heavy breathing and talking dirty however how do you they don't have a breathing problem and or watching t.v while you are doing whatever. my opinion on "Cyber sex" same thing only you can't hear them and well this one is tricky cause they could be lying about who they are and age they are unless you know the person. my opinion on "Webcam fun" (one of my personal favorites) you can see the person and tell them what to do and or ask "can you show this please?" and the best part is you can even drink a beer and pretend you are a strip club or watching a porno. we have many different ways to have sex with out intercourse which a great way to practice safe sex however till you meet the person then i guess you are totally fuck there, and what do you say to them "Everything we've done on a Phone, an Im, and webcam i want to do right now!"

Disinfectants: Keeping Your Home And Business Environments Safe, Healthy And Clean
Disinfectants: Keeping Your Home and Business Environments Safe, Healthy and Clean You may know about the MRSA (Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus) Virus in the United States. Staphylococcal (staph) infections are communicable infections caused by staph organisms and often characterized by the formation of abscesses. They are the leading cause of primary infections originating in hospitals (nosocomial infections) in the United States. ShopCleaningSupplies.com sells disinfectants that are effective against this deadly virus and many other viruses. Hand sanitizers are extremely effective in reducing vulnerability to viruses, especially when soap and water are not available for traditional hand-washing. We offer Purell hand sanitizers and other hand sanitizers. If you are interested in disinfectants and air fresheners, we carry a carry a full line of these products. For those interested in environmentally friendly products, we offer green disinfectant deodorizers.

Addiction
Ok Here's A Look Into my Past life.... I hope you enjoy it. I was afraid to post this because its so personal but maybe it needs to be out there maybe some one needs to see it. any ways this is my secret poem i have written now its time to let it shine. If my 'glamorous' lifestyle is appealing to you, And you want to try me because you've 'nothing to lose', Then, let me give you a bit of advice, You are a fool, And you'd better think twice, I destroy homes. I tear families apart, I take your children and that's just the start. , I'm more valued than diamonds. More precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.... If you need me, remember; I'm easily found, I live all around you. In school and in town, I live with the rich. I live with the poor, I live just down the road. And maybe next door, I'm made in a lab, but not in one like you think, I can be made under your kitchen sink, Or in your child's closet and even out in the woods, If t

Office Supplies Guide For Janitorial Cleaning Businesses
Office Supplies Guide for Janitorial Cleaning Businesses Even though your Janitorial Cleaning Business helps keep other businesses clean, you will still need manage the office supply needs for your business. Once you've picked out your office space, moved in your furniture and purchased professional cleaning supplies for your janitorial cleaning jobs, you will still need to purchase office supplies. ShopCleaningSupplies.com has the office supplies and other items you will need for your office and small business. When you purchase your cleaning products at ShopCleaningSupplies.com, you will save time and headaches by purchasing your office supplies at the same time. Additionally, we will help you save money, as we purchase our office supplies in bulk direct from the manufacturers. If you are just setting up the office for your cleaning business, here's a list of some of the office supplies you will need. Obviously, you need paper, pens and pencils; other office supplies you wil

All He Had To Offer
Here is a story, about a nine year old boy who lived in a rural town in Tennessee. His house was in a poor area of the community. A church there had a bus ministry that came knocking on his door one Saturday afternoon. The child came to answer the door and greeted the bus pastor. The bus pastor asked if his parents were home and the small boy told him that his parents take off every weekend and leave him at home to take care of his little brother. The bus pastor couldn't believe what the child said and asked him to repeat it. The youngster gave the same answer and the bus pastor asked to come in and talk with him. They went into the living room and sat down on an old couch with the foam and springs exposed. The bus pastor asked the child, "Where do you go to church?" The young boy surprised the visitor by replying, "I've never been to church in my whole life." The bus pastor thought to himself about the fact that his church was less than three miles from the child's house.

Goodbye
Goodbye Today you said goodbye, and today I did the same. May it be that very soon, I won't recall your name. The pain I feel inside is razor sharp and raw. It would have been kinder to punch me in the jaw. Be it as it is... or even as it may... Today I said goodbye to you, forever goodbye it will stay. A.Boudreaux 2008

Stay
there's so many things I'd love to say, things like please don't...stay, only the words don't come out right, and just when I'm about to find courage you're already gone i wish i could change everything, the stupid things I've said, the selfish things I've done, but that wouldn't help cause you're already gone i was at a bar and that song played you know the, the ending lyric hit him it was "Lost with out you", and thats how i feel in-side, i feel like apart has been amputated and you're my missing limb i have this feeling deep in my gut, I'll die alone cause you're not with me, And the only breathe they can save will be yours but you're gone and I'll be watching you from heaven maybe, I'll grow from this, maybe this is what i need, maybe one day we'll meet again, maybe just maybe you'll tell me not go

Drinking Politics
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!""Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down.""That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?""Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says."Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrat

Inside The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Does The Internet Exist Or Are You All Having Me On?
So, anyways, is there a specific term for the mental condition where you slowly become convinced that the internet is made up, and that actually all those people you talk to online are just people from your town, or from your old school, like when you walk down the street you see that guy who says he lives in Ohio working on a market stall, or that chick from California is walking past the newsagents, and you start to feel like that guy from the Truman Show, and that everything you think is real is just made up to trick you? Is there a word for that? Cos I think I have that...

Please Bomb Where Your Name Is
Ok family we have a 2 bomb targets im gonna split the bombers up into 2 teams please see where your name is and bomb your ass off. These two have always been there for me and us when we needed them and now they need us they did not ask for our help i offered it to them so please lets show them what our family can do its a giveaway but lets get it done for them. * ♥MsBratt♥President/Recruiter 4 Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew *'BASSTRACKER~FREYAS' FU SLAVE~CO FOUNDER OF DEVILS ADVOCATE BOMBER AND LEVELERS CREW *beckyjean martins fubar wife also a member of devils advocates leveling&bombing crew..aka (beep) *$$..Daddi's Girl..$$ ~{{*Devils Advocates Bombing & Leveling Crew*}}~ {*Vote Barack Obama*} *«Vip€®×P»©™ ©†®/ÐêVïL§ ÅðvØçã†€§ ß¤mßíñg & LêvëlÌñg Ç®€W/BADA BING LOUNGE ROCKS *snowman~Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew~ *Angel Eyes "Founder And Head of the Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew" *ThugPassion247 {{*De

Fu- Adoption Auction
I'm up for adoption today! Loosen your purse strings fellas. For the adoptee, I will shower you with Fu-love, make a no-nips boob salute...lmao and pimp you out to all of my friends. A salute with whiskers and my nick name will be "Pet of..." All of this and more for two weeks!! Other fu-love can be negotiated. Bidding starts at 1,000 fu-bucks and goes on til tomorrow! OK, I'm fu-tarded...bid on my at the link below! Prinny's blog on the adoption auction is below http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=563827&albumid=1281176&i=98663011 Love you guys!

I Will Kill Someone.
I'm getting the red ring of death on my xbox. that worked FINE last time i played the fucker. My warranty's up, so it'll cost me 94 bucks to send away for a repair. And a new one is like 300 dollars. Fucking great. I'm really pissed off. I'll be having no tolerance for assholes today so fuck off and get off your high horse.I'm not dealing with the dipshits who think they're god's gift to earth trying to get in my pants. If you can't fix my xbox, don't fucking act like you're god.

I Sought You
I sought you but I could not find you, I called you, but you would not answer I wandered over mountains and thru valleys The moon & stars were bright, but were dimmed By my thought of you eyes sparkling in my mind. The road through wooded meadows was frightening Few travelled on that lonely road Those I met had never heard of your name I travelled and travelled, but still Not a one heard of you nor seen you At mid-night, I thirsted for loveliness I lay under the shadow of the leafy green Weeping Willow I cried while calling upon your name, but no voice replied. Only the bubbling of the pebbly brook answered my question The waters had drowsy sounds, the hills were dark My heart grew tired from travelling, but there was no place That suited me, and if you weren't there it would never suit me I was too homesick for your face, Thinking of you, at the roads edge I fell asleep

Calling All Swingers!!!!?
Do you Swing? Swinging ( for those who don't know... ) is where you are typically a couple who has sex with other couples. I am an Owner of a swingers group on yahoo...but its not doing so well. I am wondering if there are other "swinging" couples or single females in state near my wife and I who want to join/be part of a club. If so...contact me via private message.

Found On Txstarrs
So I took the test, didn't take much to pass. You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Within
Few know the real me. The person I keep locked away from harm. Not only the harm that other bring but what I can inflict upon myself. I once was a good kid with a potential to go far Puppy love soon became my focus, now I look back; its too late Too late to worry about having someone's affections. I let the burdens crush me not wanting to let go. Soon these burden made me empty & unforgiving. Forgotten the person I used to be. I soon gave trust to the perfect one. I thought she would be my wife. We even had a child but I was so into my life. Now both are gone from me. One day I will see Them again, but I want only one.

Empty
I hide myself and theres no one I care to talk to. Theres only you. I anxiously await the day till I see you again. I try to keep myself distant to avoid hearing your voice. Your voice is the reason I'm hear and for that I have given my life to you. Am I pathetic to give such a thing to someone I know I cannot have but I gladly will listen to every breath in anticapation Longing for words you will never say to me but still I punish myself. Someone please tell me why I do this to myself. I count the days till I can see u again and I so wish my dreams were something close to my future. As long as seeing u is part of the future than everything is okay. To be continued.........

Forgetting
So yeah whats the hardest things about Love, Life and everything. To me forgetting those I've known and I mean not just girls. I was army brat for the first 10 years of my life so there not many I remember from then. But the people I knew in Colorado that I dont even talk to anymore and those that I do its so different Now. I do so miss the times I shared with those that I loved the memories are still fresh in my head they haunt me to the point of insanity. Maybe thats one of the things thats wrong with me now. Not being able to just forget. As much as I miss those days I sometimes am in so much pain. The loneliness is unbearable. I trust no one any more. I try so hard to go on but there seems to be not light at the end of the tunnel. This tunnel called life. I look at everyone I knew and they seem happy but this will be continued

Missin You
Standing here looking out my window My nights are long and my days are cold Cause I don't have you How can I be so damn demanding? I know you said that it's over now But I can't let go Every day I want to pick up the phone And tell you that You're everything I need and more If only I could find you Like a cold Summer afternoon Like the snow coming down in June Like a wedding without a groom I'm missing you I'm the desert without the sand You're the woman without a man I'm a ring without a hand I'm missing you Driving 'round thought I saw you pass me My rearview mirror's playing tricks on me Cause you fade away Maybe I'm just hallucinating Cause my loneliness got the best of me And my heart's so weak

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Forcefields Will Guard Mars Ships From Solar Ion Storms: Boffins Crack Portable Particle-squall Brolly Tech
By Lewis Page • Get more from this author Posted in Space, 4th November 2008 00:02 GMT A team of top boffins believe that they have cracked one of the main problems of interplanetary travel - that of surviving deadly solar radiation storms. The physicists say they have come up with an idea for a crafty forcefield which could stand off the protoplasm-punishing particle squalls of deep space. An image of the storm-wracked solar atmosphere There's plenty of weather on the sun. Thus far, only a very few people have ever travelled beyond the protection of the Earth's magnetosphere - the Apollo astronauts who went to the Moon in the 1960s and 70s. All other humans in space - including the crews of the present-day International Space Station - have remained within the protective magnetic field of their home planet. The Apollo missions were reasonably safe because they were brief - only days long. The risk of a major solar radiation storm was minimal. Even so, had there been a

I Left Home Again.
I left again. -_-' See, this is why i want my own place. I sold my DS yesterday (16 measly bucks) to get my brother lunch for his fieldtrip today (no lunch, no go). tony and cami were too busy screaming at each other over tony's mom to even consider all the shit they could sacrifice. so i decided to be a good big sis and help. With the leftover money,i got my xbox live back on. all was well. well, today, tony and cami started fighting because tony woke up grumpy. i was on her side until she let it go until 8:40 to take tre to school. his trip is at 9. I chimed in with "hey, why don't you two stop bitching long enough to take tre to school for his trip?" Which got me suddenly turned into the lowest piece of shit on earth in her eyes. For fuck's sake. So I'm staying at jeremy's again. I brought a shit-ton of provisions: Xbox, Ps2, games, clothes, books, movies, pumpkins (yes, i brought pumpkins)... Gonna weather the week out and hope I don't have to go back to my mom's (too damn far away

Getting Changed
It was Friday night and I’d arranged to go out for a drink with some friends in Brighton. Rather than going out for a night on the town with my work clothes on, I’d decided to get changed at work. It was just after five by the time we’d balanced all the cashier drawers. I was meeting my friends at half six, so there was plenty of time for me to get ready. The toilets of the bank are very basic and pretty small – it’s only a small branch with little or no amenities for staff. The ladies’ just has a washbasin, mirror, some lockers and one toilet cubicle. I pulled my bag of clothes out of my locker and started to get changed. Just after I’d hung my jacket onto a peg I heard the sound of male voices outside in the narrow corridor. I didn’t recognise them, so went out to investigate. “Hi, I’m Rachel, the assistant manager. Can I help you?” There were two men, dressed in overalls examining the back door of the bank. The older of the two spoke up, “We’re here to measure up for the new s

Kiarrah
Should I do whatever it takes to see my daughter whille on leave? Even if the consequences mean I have to bring out the scariest side of me!! The parts of me I try not to show anyone. The person who doesn't care about what gets in his way "The Beast Within" Or should just expect that there nothing I can do without the courts? But I grow weary of all the things I have missed and upset by what I will. Should I be angry at myself for not marrying the mother at the time I loved And for some odd reason still love unimaginable, but why? Even after all the lies and just really dumb shit that has been said. Should I do the smart but time consuming court order. It seems to be so many choices and so few answers to help me. So ask again Should I?

The Letter
A couple of weeks after my adventures down at the garage I plucked up the courage to have another go at doing an ‘accidental’ flash. I’d become so aroused by my previous flashes that I’d become addicted to the feelings exhibitionism gave me. This time, I decided to treat my postman to a sight of my naked body. I had to plan the flash quite carefully, and decided to post myself a recorded delivery letter that would need signing for. I reckoned that the letter would arrive on Saturday morning and Steve, the postman, would have to knock on my door to get my signature. He usually delivered the post at about nine in the morning, so I got up a little earlier than usual to decide on my outfit. After showering I put on my very short black silk kimono. It’s a bit too small for me; my large breasts are barely contained by the material even if the belt is wrapped tightly around. I adjusted the lapels to make sure that most of my soft white breasts were on display, leaving my nipples just hidd

I'm No Politico, But Here's My Stand.
ENOUGH ALREADY! I'm sick to death of all the political attacks disguised as advertizements. I'm oh so very tired of hearing about CHANGE. If I hear someone call themselves a MAVERICK one more time I just might vomit. I despise the MOCKERY we have made of our system of government and the rubbish we must endure every two to four years at this time of year. Let me be clear about something. I am a registered member of the GOP, however I am not a red-state automaton. I vote my conscience as I was raised to. I do not favor one age group, race or gender when it comes to our elected officials. I would be the first to vote for a 35 year old African American woman if I felt she would be the best possible leader for our nation. I do feel that the office of the President requires some proven leadership experience. This is not a place for on the job training. I am not satisfied that either ticket fully appreciates this. While I have no issue with Senator McCain's record in management and leader

The Garage
After exposing myself to the two Christians and finding that I enjoyed letting men see me ‘accidentally’ naked, I began planning my next escapade. My car was due to have its annual maintenance service and I thought I’d use the opportunity to see if I could flash again. I carefully selected my outfit for the occasion. A short denim skirt, white g-string panties and a tight yellow, lycra boob-tube that left little to the imagination. It was a hot summer’s day, so I hoped my outfit wouldn’t look too out of place. After pulling up outside the garage I took a deep breath, trying to settle my nerves and beating heart, and stepped out onto the hot tarmac. The assistant at the service counter, an older man in his forties couldn’t take his eyes away from my chest as he checked his records. “Hi, my name’s Steve. Miss Lethem, you’re booked in for a routine service from ten o’clock. Is there anything special you’d like us to check over?” “Well there is a sort of knocking sound coming from t

Without You
While I stand all alone in the darkness, Only then did I understand the meaning of your tears I stepped into the world I wanted to be, But I didn't want to harm anyone. The winds blowing across the ocean head towards tomorrow without hesitation But why cant my heart start beating What sort of destiny awaits I dont want to regret that I was born In sorrow there's courage One only needs to reachout and grab to believe. Tears of the blue sky come pelting down, Someday I will change them into smiles

Unexpected Visitors
It all started innocently enough. I'd just back home from the gym after an early morning workout. My Christmas excesses had been punished with a gruelling cardio-vascular session; the treadmill, stepper and rowing machine all contributing to my exhausted state. The hot pounding water from the power shower started to revive my aching muscles, caressing my long, toned body. I ran my fingers through my shoulder-length brown hair, pushing my face towards the cascading stream of water. Next, working the shower gel into a lather on the rough yellow sponge, I began soaping my large, firm breasts. The sensation of the rough material on my soft skin felt good, and I began paying extra attention to my erect, sensitive nipples. Drifting off into an almost dream-like state I was abruptly snapped awake by the sound of the doorbell, barely audible above the noise of the shower. I thought it must be my friend Sarah, who was calling round before we went out for lunch. Quickly, I turned off the shower,

Untiled
Cold rain falls in the lonely night If I close my eys, I feel your presence Our meeting was not by chance it was fate. Mightier than Power, one shred of Love can become unseen strength. The promise we made remains in my heart. Do not lose; You must not lose!!

My Sister
For all of Ayla's friends and family here on Fubar. Ayla passed away October 22, 2008. I am her sister, Nancy. I was very close to here but with the past couple of years I lived in Virginia some 1000 miles away from her. I know she spent alot of time on here. So, I am writing this so everyone will know of her passing and I hope of her great loving and kidness. I love you sis! I will check Fubar out from time to time. Not too often. I am a mother of 2 and a wife. But, if anyone wants to contact me about Ayla, just do it through here. Thank you all for showing her love in the past. Nancy

Cubby Banned. (no Joke)
Do any of you remember this comment? Maybe i left it on you page a few days ago. Turns out it was true. I've been banned. 'Error, you can't do this" I can't leave main page comments, picture comments, blog or bully comments. This is the picture i used yesterday, pretty NSFW huh? Oh well back to the good news. Thanks to WendyCaroline. :D I'll be turning my auto 11's on in a few minutes. Will anyone show the banned Cubby some luv? Thanks WendyCaroline :D WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar This is how i feel right now PS Please show the spotlight some luv. It's her birthday. :D Happy Birthday Kissed. xoxo ~~KissyKissed~~@ fubar Busy day, i know... Ok, should i turn on the 11's now? PSS.. I can't answer my own blog remember. Lmaoooo What a joke. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

When I Think About You
When I think about you; my mind begins to wonder in the memories we have shared. Sometimes I sit and stare at your picture. My eyes start to galze as I get lost. Lost in the thought of when ?I? will see you again; when I will hold you in my arms and hope I never have to let go. Letting go is the worst feeling but knowing I will come back to you makes it worth everyday apart. So the moments I spend with you I cherish as if its the last I'll every see you. Each kiss is a kiss of passion and every look will photographed into my mind so; When I think about you.....

Honesty Is The The Best Route To Follow And The Easiest Directions To Remember..
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. --Sigmund Freud The truth is our friend. It is a rough and humble kind of friend - but a friend nonetheless. Each of us will need to learn to spend time with this friend because it is one that is not easy to escape. It is always turning up when we least expect it. The truth about ourselves is hard to avoid. It seems to knock at our door until we let it in. Perhaps we have played the game of hide and seek sometime in our lives. Sometimes we tell little lies about ourselves to impress others, or we act in ways that, deep down, we know are not really the way we want to be. We can never be comfortable this way. We know what it is like to hide and try to keep from being found. The truth about us is an expert player. It seeks us out until we put our arms around it and welcome it. Is there something I am hiding from today?

Getting Access To My Nsfw Pic's
Okay Ladies if you want access its free Just ask. lol! Guys if you want access You gotta pay. Buy me something from bling's, bling packs, blasts, happy hours, VIP's ect; If it costs money you'll get full access!

Health Info. Fibromyalgia & Myofascial Pain Syndromes
Fibromyalgia (FM) is a disorder classified by the presence of chronic widespread pain and a heightened and painful response to gentle touch (tactile allodynia).[1] While the criteria for such an entity have not yet been thoroughly developed, the recognition that fibromyalgia involves more than just pain has led to the frequent use of the term "fibromyalgia syndrome". It is not contagious, and recent studies suggest that people with fibromyalgia may be genetically predisposed.[2] The disorder is not directly life-threatening. The degree of symptoms may vary greatly from day to day with periods of flares (severe worsening of symptoms) or remission; however, the disorder is generally perceived as non-progressive.[3] The defining symptoms of fibromyalgia are chronic, widespread pain and allodynia. Other symptoms can include moderate to severe fatigue, (allodynia), needle-like tingling of the skin, muscle aches, prolonged muscle spasms, weakness in the limbs, nerve pain, functional bowel

21 Alternatives To Sex
Here are 21 sexy alternatives that seem just as good. Play back Pictionary. Use your fingers to draw a picture on each other's back. Have them guess what it is in 2 minutes. Give him a manicure. I'm not saying paint his nails with red or anything but massage his hands and buff and file every fingernail. Sit back-to-back and deeply inhale and exhale. Feel each other's heartbeats through your backbones. Memorize each other's faces using your hands. Both of you close your eyes and gently caress and get familiar with the shape of each other's facial features. Give each other butterfly kisses. Start with a soft kiss on their forehead. Then kiss their eyes and flutter your eyelashes against their face and cheeks. Hold each other's face as you kiss. Put your lips together with theirs. Keep your mouths slightly open while you slowly breathe in and out. Trace your partner's lips with your tongue. Give your partner the sweetest kiss ever. Put a He

Computer Malfunction
Due to conditions out of my control, my cell phone is not in the process of working at this moment and if you do call you won't get me lol. If you want me I have another number which you can call me at. I woke up this morning and was like SHIT!!! Walked everywhere I could and couldn't get signal. Finally used the regular phone and called customer service......they don't support service over here. Kat

Everyday Temptations
In the Morning Wake him up with morning sex. He will spend the rest of the day remembering his early-morning rendezvous! Invite him to join you in your morning shower. There's always time for a quickie, and the shower is the perfect place! Spray on sexy perfume. When you kiss him good-bye, brush up against him so heâ€™ll be left with the scent of you on his shirt. Wear something sexy under your work clothes, and make sure he notices it as you get dressed. It will keep him thinking of you all day! Smack his booty on his way out the door. Silly flirtation is a great way to keep sexual desire a part of your everyday life. Give him a long sensual kiss just before you depart. But beware! If it's too good, you might find yourself late for work! In the Afternoon Wear lip gloss every day. Make it a kind he enjoys, and make sure it's tasty, not sticky. You want him to want to kiss you, not stay away to avoid being gooped. Unbutton your top buttons. Make it apparent t

Top 10 Benefits Of Sex
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ================================ 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ================================ 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ================================ 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ================================ 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ================================ 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be o

Striptease 101
Give your man a special treat he'll never forget - a surprise striptease! It's the perfect unexpected treat, and is something he's sure to remember better than any box of candy or stuffed animal. And don't worry...any woman can give a great striptease, even if your body isn't "perfect" or you're naturally shy. The following tips will help make certain that your sexy surprise will be an enormous success! First let's address what to wear... Choose clothing that accentuates your most beautiful body parts. This is one time that it’s appropriate to show a lot of skin. Anything from elegant gowns, baby-dolls, sexy lingerie, cute two-piece sets, or little dresses are great to wear. Whatever you wear, make sure it can be removed easily. Don’t wear a corset that you have to unbutton, or a tight dress that’s difficult to slip out off. Avoid anything too complicated that you will have to fidget with to get off. Clothing that zips in back or fitted clothing that doesn’t stretch can al

The Last Song I Heard Before I Broke My Leg
)yeah and I was in an Irish pub in St Albans with a load of Irish men very drunk and having the craic big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)So blame them for me brreaking my leg cos I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Oral Factor
If your man loves to receive oral sex, and whose doesn't, these four oral encounters are sure to keep him begging for more! So, if you're ready to knock his socks off, read on! Encounter #1: Hot & Cold When your partner arrives, tell him to take off his clothes and lie on the bed, or wherever you choose. Then hand him a blindfold and tell him to put it on. After he has done this, let him lay there in suspense for a few minutes. When you are ready, reach over to your hidden cup of warm drink (coffee, hot chocolate, etc.) and take a sip. Then proceed to pleasure him with your mouth. When he is really into it, reach down and put an ice cube in your mouth. Then proceed to pleasure your partner again. Keep switching these until needed. :) Encounter #2: Look But Don't Lick When your partner arrives, tell him to take off his clothes, or help them out of them yourself. Have him lie down on the bed. Then undress yourself, if you are not already undressed, and get in the 69 position

Untitled (poem)
I look into your eyes and I see myself in you I cannot look away for my life begins anew your smile fills me with something that I cannot describe what holds your interest now makes me feel alive every time I hear your voice it trembles in my heart I don't know where to stop I've forgotten how to start to take away the pain would mean the world to me please give me that chance to help you feel free I've forgotten everything that hurt me in the past my only hope for you is happiness that lasts thank you for this moment I will not soon forget you've helped my find myself the candle has been lit

I Have No Voice!!
I am no master politician here, and I will start out by saying apparently I have no voice.....I disagree. I have heard that if you don't vote then you don't have a right to complain, I again disagree...I can complain all I want, but I wont. You probably have never heard me say a negative word about Bush. I don't blame one man on our nation's problems, do you all understand it is impossible for one man to be the reason for all of the things wrong with us. Does anyone understand how the government works? I took all those government classes, I did not like them, but I did appreciate what I learned. And while I have a lot to learn, I do know it takes more then one man to make a decision. He does not just make a decision right away, he listens to all those in his cabinet, in his administration, and his own heart. And yes, I did not and do not agree with a lot of what has happened, I also realize that there is a lot I do not understand and he has the opinions and expertise of many of the top

Voteing
well its voteing day for those that may have the need or feelin to ask me who or how i voted dont, cause all your gonna get is a big cup of fuck off.. i don`t want to be rude or come out that way, but that as i see it, its my right not to speak bout how or who i voted for so if you don`t want me to be rude towards you then don`t ask plain and simple i don`t ask you who or how you voted so don`t ask me. 2 years of hearing bout the campaigning and all this political crap is enough so leave it at that. i marked this blog nsfw because i don`t want the points out of it i was just expressing my view of don't ask don't tell. and for those that didn't vote don't event think bout pissing and moaning on how crappy the government maybe, if you didn't vote you don't get the right to piss and moan bout how crappy the government is plain and simple in my eyes.

There Is No Easy Job.
I've been dead lately around most parts of the internet including my job. That's gonna change. Switching to a day schedule. Plans for this weekend: booze, booze, more booze, video games, drunken videos with my also drunken brother in law, more booze, sleep. Lets hope my tiny self doesn't get alcohol poisoning.

Anthony ~radioguy~ Bring Him To Godfather
RadioGuy is 1.1Mill from GODFATHER So go F/R/A/C/B Him HARD!!!! "RadioGuy"@ fubar he is a wonderful man, that just needs to be shown some love Lets make him a God Father TroublemakerBy WeezerBest Video Codes

Obama Facts You Decide
The Facts · Is Mr. Obama a Muslim? Mr. Obama has repeatedly denied being a Muslim and has stated at numerous primary events that he is a Christian and “loves Christ”. However, as you will note further on these facts and letter from the Editor, his association and support for Muslim’s is truly unclear. · Did Mr. Obama fail to hold his hand over his heart at a recent democratic event where the National Anthem was played? Yes, during a recent democratic hopeful debate involving Mr. Obama, Senator Clinton, Gov Richardson, and Ruth Harkin he was photographed failing to show the flag of the U.S. respect by holding his hand over his heart for the playing of the National Anthem. Click here for photo. · What is Mr. Obama’s race? Mr. Obama is bi-racial, his father is a black Muslim and his mother is white. However, in most of his activities, speeches, and a myriad of voting patterns he votes primarily as a black centric man. · Is Mr. Obama “Pro

Candi Needs Your Fubux... For Her Birthday Spotlight
Candi needs our Fubucks She wants a birthday SPOTLIGHT So open up your fu-wallets and give her whatever you can candi¢¾ass~ probably hates your p3nis~ sean's fubar slave@ fubar She also loves bling.

It Just Keeps Getting Worse....
Like my father's accident wasn't enough now my mother-in-laws house burned to the ground in a bizarre accident early Sunday morning. She lived on a back road not far from our home. There is a sharp curve just before her house and apparently a guy was driving while intoxicated and took the curve way too fast. He lost control of the car and hit the tree just off from the back of Rose's house. The car then burst into flames and slammed into the deck off the back of the house. He fled on foot and never let anyone in the house know what was going on. The fire spread quickly from the deck into the cellar and then to the rest house. If not for a neighbor getting up early we would have lost more than the house. At the time there were 4 people inside. One of them being my oldest son Zachary who always spends weekends with his grandmother. The other three were of course my mother-in-law Rose, my sister-in-law Amy, and Amy's girlfriend Nikki. All did manage to get out without any in

The First Of Many...
Fuck it's early... 7am on a Tuesday. Haven't had enough ambition to get the day started yet. So many things to do still no desire to do any of them. With just a few days till my 29th birthday I'm feeling more and more out of place. I haven't talked to so many of the people I used to consider my best friends and have no desire to do that either. I have no idea what's wrong with me. I have no reason to feel this way but I guess I figure why bother putting forth any effort if no one else will. It's been so quiet around here lately like I'm on a whole other planet. It's like I'm disconnecting myself from what I'm used to just to compensate for the lack of change in my life. I'm not feeling sorry for myself because I don't care enough but I'm not really sure what this is....

Addiction.
I can't stop buying things on eBay! Tell me to stop! I recently listed things to sell on there again, and now that I'm on there I can't stop shopping! :O I'm moving soon, so I'm supposed to be getting rid of stuff, not buying it. WTH?

Ride The Wind
Its One Of my Favorites by Poison Hearts of fire Oooh, Streets of stone Modern warriors Saddle iron horses of chrome Taste the wild Lick the wind Like something they never saw before Their jaws dropping to the floor Steel made of soul and sin Rebels born without a care And the day he listens Only to fly where eagles dare And the night she whispers Chorus: Ride the wind Never coming back until I touch the midnight sun Ride the wind Never coming back again Ride the wind Never coming back until I touch the midnight sun Painted flesh Loyalty Humble pride Just as far as the eye can see Stories told Two old friends Of battle scars and lonely bars And nights the rain wouldn't end Here's to withered eyes wearing gypsy smiles And the day he listens Here's to lovely ladies and a million miles And the night she whispers Chorus Ride the wind I'm still the bravest soul in sin, Burning till the night is done. Solo Of all the truths

Women, Get Out And Vote!
Do the right thing get out and Vote! Below is the reason why. Women Win the Right to Vote! United States of America, August 26, 1920 It Started in Seneca Falls, New York Amendment Ratified Last state needed to pass finally acts Tennessee Legislature Passes by One Vote Blame it on Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Lucretia Mott As an American citizen use that right to vote. Have a great day, you will feel better for it… Mart

Fw: I Have Seen The Light And Plan To Vote For Barrack Hussein Obama
I have been resisting the call but I have seen the light and now plan to vote for Barrack Hussein Obama. How can I not when I consider all of the following, and more 1) He supports partial birth abortions and, if a baby is lucky enough to survive that attempt, then he wants the baby killed. Fine with me - too many people in the world anyway. 2) He wanted to cut off funds for American soldiers on the battlefield, causing more of them to get killed. Fine with me - I don't have any sons in the military. 3) He worked with and supported a domestic terrorist, William Ayers, and started his political life in the livingroom of that terrorist. He wrote a glowing introduction to a book written by that terrorist. (The terrorist, and his wife by the way, who bombed the Pentagon and police stations, trying to kill soldiers and policemen). Fine with me - why give foreign terrorists jobs in this country when we can have our own people do the job? 4) He sat in a church for 20 years li

What You Don't Know About Barack Obama
Birthplace, religion, black liberation theology, passport, Pakistan, school expenses and records, house deal, friends, mentors and clients. These are among the questions that despite months of campaigning for the presidency of the United States, thousands of hours in front of reporters and cameras, and hundreds of members of a massive campaign staff, the public still doesn't have fully answered about Illinois Sen. Barack Obama. Just four years ago, Obama essentially was an unknown state legislator who with the help of the Chicago political system took over a seat in the U.S. Senate. He stated then he was unqualified for national office, but within about two years launched his bid for the White House, knocking off one of the powerhouses of Democratic politics, Sen. Hillary Clinton, in the primaries. The questions, then, abound as he's proposed giving the United Nations hundreds of billions of dollars, promised 95 percent of Americans a tax cut and pledged to pursue environmenta

Republicans!! To The Polls!!
Demorats! The Messiah already won the election, so just should stay home and watch the Victory Party in Chicago!! Each election cycle since Klinton I have been amazed at the intelligence and lack there of, of 50% of America… Lib's, its not your vault!! Your kindergarten teacher, then your grade school teacher, then Jr High then H.S. and for some of ya even college professors let you know how mean and nasty Republicans are… I mean come on, you have been brain washed for years!!! Yet here in Michigan we have the Union Robots… My dad was a Democrat and worked in the plant, and my grand daddy, and I do and we all vote Democrat because Republicans are mean and evil…. Same brain wash, same effect… Yet the lucky thing is most of the brain dead actually stay home and do not vote…. Thank God!! Now if they would just teach economics in high school we could save this nation… I still love the other brainwashing I have seen in my life… In

[regarding Somniphobia]
The purpose of this post is to say that I'm terrified of sleep. Especially tonight. I can't stand the anticipation of all the things going on in my life, like a potential new job, the stuff going on with my folks, my brother's wedding, my goddaughter being born in a month. Its all just so exciting and yet, hollow. I'm doing it all alone. I was published for the first time alone. I was a best man, a conspirator, a great dad, a good son, a terrible grandson, a mediocre brother, a bad friend, and a spectacular dancer alone. If I could name 2008, I would call it the year of trials. Some tests I failed, some I passed simply by surviving. Some things that I thought I had lost, were always right there in front of me. You don't know what you've got til you have to use it to bail your sorry ass out. I grew up a lot this year, mostly involuntarily.

Really?
I really don't understand why there are so many obama supporters, he's a black guy. that's cool trust me when i say i'll be the first to vote a black man into office but obama is a marxist. His basic beliefs are that of communism. He believes that all wealth and property are to be equally divided as the government sees fit.sounds like a good idea right? In order to make a system where no one has the ablity to fail, you take away one's ability to succeed. Marxism is the belief that the government controls everyone's money,everyone's property,and therefore our birthright as American's. Obama wants change,in fact he wants to take away the American Dream. is that the president you want?

Ok Here Is My Question, Comments Welcom, I Am Lookin For Help, And I Don't Care If Your Mean Please Do Be If That Is What You Think
Aight here is my question to all of fubar, it will take a little explaining but hold with me for this. Back in high school I met this girl who's name i will exclude to protect the guilty. lol. anyhow as soon as I met her I had feelings for her. Everybody tells me that a good relationship is based upon friendship so i became friends with her, only to be put in the friend zone. THAT SUCKS, however it is not my question. Like 2 years later i decide that i will never be with this girl though i still had very strong feelings for her, to help move on i met another girl and started dating her. I was with her for like 6 months when girl A whom i described earlier said that she decided that she wanted to be with me. What could i do, i had to go out with her, otherwise i would not have been true to my feelings or myself. So i broke it up with me and girl B, and started dating girl A. So the Bitch broke up with me the next FUCKING DAY. this is after i broke up with a good thing, Girl B and

Cowboy Chicken
INGREDIENTS * 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 1 (16 ounce) jar prepared salsa * 3 tablespoons brown sugar * 1 teaspoon brown mustard DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). 2. Place the chicken in a shallow baking dish. In a medium bowl, stir together the salsa, brown sugar and mustard; pour over the chicken. Cover the dish with aluminum foil. 3. Bake for 1 hour in the preheated oven, until chicken is cooked through. Remove the foil for the last 15 minutes to brown the chicken.

Stuffed Kielbasa
INGREDIENTS * 1 (16 ounce) package kielbasa * 1 (7.6 ounce) package roasted garlic flavored instant mashed potatoes * 1 1/2 cups sauerkraut * 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (optional) DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add kielbasa and boil for 8 to 10 minutes to reduce the amount of fat; drain. Prepare mashed potatoes according to package instructions. 2. Cut kielbasa into 4 equal portions, then split each lengthwise so that they lay flat but are still attached. Layer each sausage with sauerkraut and mashed potatoes. Top with grated cheese. 3. Bake in preheated oven for 10 to 12 minutes, or until heated through and cheese is melted.

Ricotta Eggplant Rolls
INGREDIENTS * 1/2 cup vegetable oil, divided * 4 cloves garlic, minced * 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes in puree * 1 (10 ounce) can tomato sauce * 2 tablespoons Italian seasoning * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon white sugar * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * * 2 cups plain dried bread crumbs * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 2 eggs * 1/4 cup heavy cream * 2 large eggplants, peeled and sliced lengthwise into 1/4 inch slices * 1 (15 ounce) container ricotta cheese * 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 3/4 cup chopped fresh parsley * fresh parsley, for garnish (optional) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat 1 tablespoon of the olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add garlic, and cook until fragrant and lightly browned. Pour in the crushed tomatoes and tomato sauce. Season with Italian seasoning, salt, sugar, and pepper. Simmer covered over medium-low heat for

Roasted Asparagus And Mushrooms
INGREDIENTS * 1 bunch fresh asparagus, trimmed * 1/2 pound fresh mushrooms, quartered * 2 sprigs fresh rosemary, minced * 2 teaspoons olive oil * kosher salt to taste * freshly ground black pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Lightly spray a cookie sheet with vegetable cooking spray. 2. Place the asparagus and mushrooms in a bowl. Drizzle with the olive oil, then season with rosemary, salt, and pepper; toss well. Lay the asparagus out on the prepared pan in an even layer. Roast in the preheated oven until the asparagus is tender, about 15 minutes.

Broccoli And Rice
INGREDIENTS * 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted * 1 (8 ounce) jar process cheese spread * 1 cup uncooked instant rice * 1/2 cup milk * 1 dash pepper * 1 (10 ounce) package frozen chopped broccoli * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 1 (2.8 ounce) can French-fried onions DIRECTIONS 1. In a microwave-safe 2-qt. casserole, combine the soup, cheese spread, rice, milk and pepper. Microwave, uncovered, on high for 2-3 minutes or until cheese is melted. 2. Stir in broccoli, onion and celery. Microwave, uncovered, on high for 12-14 minutes, rotating a half-turn once. 3. Sprinkle onions over the top; microwave on high for 1 minute

Stir-fried Pumpkin
INGREDIENTS * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 teaspoon minced garlic * 4 cups cubed fresh pumpkin * 1/2 cup grated carrot * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon ground black pepper * 2 teaspoons black sesame seeds DIRECTIONS 1. Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion and garlic; cook and stir until the onions begin to brown. Stir in the pumpkin, carrot, soy sauce, salt, and pepper; cook another 5 to 7 minutes, until pumpkin is tender. Sprinkle with sesame seeds before serving.

Tuna Burgers
INGREDIENTS * 1 (6 ounce) can water-packed tuna, drained * 1/4 cup teriyaki sauce * 1/2 cup bread crumbs * 1 egg white * 1/4 teaspoon black pepper * 1/4 teaspoon minced garlic * 1/4 teaspoon hot pepper sauce * 1 teaspoon vegetable oil DIRECTIONS 1. Combine the tuna, teriyaki sauce, bread crumbs, and egg whites in a bowl until well combined, and no large pieces of tuna remain. Season with black pepper, garlic, and hot sauce. Mix well, then form into two patties. 2. Heat vegetable oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Cook the patties until brown on both sides, about 2 minutes per side.

French Breakfast Muffins
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup white sugar * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/8 teaspoon salt * 1 egg, lightly beaten * 1/2 cup milk * 1/3 cup butter, melted * * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/3 cup butter, melted DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease muffin cups or line with paper muffin liners. 2. In a medium mixing bowl, stir together flour, 1/2 cup sugar, baking powder, nutmeg and salt. Make a well in the center of the mixture. Stir together egg, milk and 1/3 cup melted butter. Add egg mixture to flour mixture; stir until just moistened (batter may be lumpy). Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups. 3. Bake in preheated oven for 20 to 25 minutes. Meanwhile, combine 1/4 cup sugar, cinnamon When muffins are finished baking, dip tops of muffins in the melted butter, and then in the cinnamon sugar mi

Breakfast Crisp
INGREDIENTS * 1 1/2 cups quick cooking oats * 1/2 cup unbleached all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 cup brown sugar * 1/4 cup margarine, softened * 1 egg DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease 9x9 inch baking pan. 2. In a large bowl, stir together oats, flour, baking powder, cinnamon and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together brown sugar and margarine. Beat in egg. Stir mixtures together just until blended. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake in preheated oven for 30 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into center of pan comes out clean.

Bleu Cheese Appetizer Pizza
INGREDIENTS * 1 (1 pound) loaf frozen bread dough, thawed * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 2 teaspoons dried basil * 2 teaspoons dried oregano * 1 teaspoon garlic powder * 1 small red onion, thinly sliced, pulled into rings * 2 plum tomatoes, chopped * 1 cup shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese, divided * 3 ounces crumbled blue cheese * 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. Divide bread dough in half. Press each portion onto the bottom of a 12-in. pizza pan coated with nonstick cooking spray; build up edges slightly. Prick dough several times with a fork. Cover and let rise in a warm place for 30 minutes. 2. Brush dough with oil. Combine the basil, oregano and garlic powder; sprinkle over dough. Bake at 425 degrees F for 10 minutes. Arrange onion and tomatoes over crust; sprinkle with cheeses. Bake 8-10 minutes longer or until golden brown.

White Chocolate Snack Mix
INGREDIENTS * 1 (10 ounce) package mini twist pretzels * 5 cups toasted oat cereal * 5 cups crispy corn cereal squares * 2 cups salted peanuts * 1 (14 ounce) package candy-coated milk chocolate pieces * 2 (11 ounce) packages white chocolate chips * 3 tablespoons vegetable oil DIRECTIONS 1. Line 3 baking sheets with waxed paper or parchment. Set aside. 2. In a large bowl, combine mini pretzels, toasted oat cereal, crispy corn cereal squares, salted peanuts, and candy-coated chocolate pieces. Set aside. 3. In a microwave-safe bowl, heat chips and oil on medium-high for 2 minutes, stirring once. Microwave on high for 10 seconds; stir until smooth. Pour over cereal mixture and mix well. 4. Spread onto prepared baking sheets. Cool; break apart. Store in an airtight container

Winter Parker
Ingredients: * 3/4 oz Amaretto * 3/4 oz Irish Mist * 1/2 oz Strawberry schnapps * 1/2 oz Maraschino cherry juice * 3 oz Pineapple juice * 1/2 oz Grenadine * Ice cubes * 1 wedge Lime Mixing instructions: Add all ingredients in a shaker. Shake with ice and strain into glass. Garnish with lime wedge.

Iceberg
Ingredients: * 1 oz White Creme de Menthe * 1/2 oz Peppermint schnapps * 1/2 oz Goldschlager * Fill with Milk Mixing instructions: Pour ingredients over ice in blender, blend, pour in frozen highball. Garnish with cinnamon stick or chocolate shavings.

Sugar Momma/daddy
everyday i drive my humble vehicle around town and see atleast three Hummers and fifeteen jags and you get the picture i want one of those people to realize they have enough to show some love to someone else... without the need to assume repayment of any kind, i.e sexual favors!!! why can't i just find some really cute and smart woman who is financially sound and then it wouldn't matter about the whole sexual favor thing:) but seriously there are so many that are out there with too much! funny thing is those are usually the ones trying to buy more to fill some void. i say they all should become philanthropists! Money givers silly, okay to good causes. But who is to say that mine is not a good cause? My son makes anything a great cause!!

" All Of Me "
Why do I write all this, just trying my best to make some sense. Then some people you just cant argue with, because they are so dense. Why do I let you do the things that you do,especially when they always seem to hurt me. Sometimes I think maybe that I am blind, as if there are things I cant see. Like why I stick around, and let you run me into the ground. Told you I love you and I will never leave. Now I got to let you go,thats what is best for me. So tired I cant even sleep, because this has gotten so deep. Why cant I get your face out of my mind, hard for me to break the ties that bind. You are with me, but I am still alone.Cant you deal with all the feelings I have shown. It is plain for me to see, that right now you have all of me. I am to lost to be saved, you have turned me into your slave. Feel like I am just digging a hole big enough for my own grave. Told you once before you have all I can give, but you just cant seem to see. My love, my life , my blessings, and my kisses ;

Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Election Day, New O&a Photos, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). It's November 4th, 2008, kids! You know what that means! It's Erection Day! err, ELECTION. Boo.... Today on the Opie and Anthony Voter Fraud Hotline, we'll be talking about nothing but politics. Politics and people running for Presidential Office. Yup, that's it. You want politics, you go to the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. ...and in between political commentary, you'll probably hear a few commercials for some cream that makes your dick bigger. Nice contrast, right? New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to knock your ding dong around to courtesy of adult starlet Carla Cox: RateMyWOW: Carla Cox (Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo

Two Of A Kind
She sits and wonders why, cant I ever find the right guy. They all always seem to lie, she cant help but start to cry. He sits in a modest little park, scratches his hand and looks at his birth mark. Then he hears a dog bark, always has loved coming to this park. Walking along he sees her crying, man he sees that and feels like dying. Then he asks her why she is crying, says she is tried of every guy always lying. He looks at her and doesn`t know what to say, but this has turned into such a beautiful day. Sits down and asks can he stay, she says of course, if you are gay! They both laugh and share a smile, he asks her if she wants to walk for a while. Sure she says maybe for a couple of miles, he says this really isn`t my style. Usually I am timid and kind of shy, but I just cant stand to see a woman cry. She catches that particular look in his eyes, thinks to herself I can really like this guy. He seems like he is so sweet, and look at him he is dressed so neat. So they both get to th

Outside Looking In
I don`t know why I bottle it up inside, I really don`t have a place I can hide. Writing all this down to let it out, even though I have no idea.... what it is all about? Angry at myself for letting people push me around, Yeah I wish I were six feet in the ground. That way I would just be rid of myself, then you can put me on my own shelf. You think you know me, but do you really? The way that sometimes I can be silly. That is just me on the surface... You cant see all the anger and pain inside, that is all the bad stuff that I hide. You want to know me, then walk in my shoes, then you will know why I always have the blues. That is why sometimes I cant sleep, then there are times when my mind gets so deep. Why do i feel like a doormat? Sometimes you make me feel like that. Sorry that I never told you so, is it time for me to just go? Get as far away from you as I can, maybe I will find the real man. The one that has been bottled up inside, and the one that no longer wants to hide.

Never Fear
All anyone really wants is to be loved . To be someones EVERYTHING. The first and last thought of the day. To see that somebodys smile, and know everything is okay. Having arms envelope them and all worries fall. Once in life they may cross your path. So hold on tight and dont let go. It may be a ride you havent taken. Trust me my friend its worth it . Just to know something you have never had. Scared,and confused you may feel at first. NEVER FEAR! Together you can make all your dreams come true!

Dying On The Inside
dying from the inssdie out ..... *sigh* im sitting here and pondering life. i thought of all the good things that i have and the loved ones like family and friends. but then i thought even with all them around me, i feel utterly alone and lost. i started crying at work today for no reason at all. i have no idea why, i just did. i had this epiphany that no matter how much someone claims to be my friend or care about me, they could fuck me off real quick and then i'd just be left standing there with a dumbfounded look on my face. i dont like that feeling. thinking that i dont really know who will be there in the end. im so freaking confused. i am only 21 but i have lived through more then any 21 year old should have to. its like my brain is 40 in the body of a 21 year old. makes it so much more confusing.... im by no means conventional, ordinary or normal. from the way i was raised to this very second of today my life has been this winding spiral of let downs and kicks to the f

Rawkssssss
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Eileen Ann Gaspa Memorial Fund
This is about Donna's mother...Who was also Debbie's *GrlskikAss2* Aunt...This was written by Debbie's brother Bill 3boyz&grl58 Regiment Bomber@ fubar Dear family and friends, As you may have heard by now my Aunt, Eileen Gaspa, has passed on October 30, 2008. Sadly succumbing to her 15 year battle with cancer. You can view/sign her guest book here: http://www.legacy.com/HeraldNet/DeathNotices.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=119676608 My Aunt has been in the excellent care of her oldest daughter Donna Glass, my cousin. As you can imagine the physical, emotional, and financial demands of battling such a disease does not come without immense commitment and sacrifice. Donna has been there every step of the way to help her mom though this difficult time. Selflessness and commitment did not come without consequences however. As an employee of a major electronic company for over 8 years as a Sr assembler, Donna's co-workers support was tremendous. They were very giving o

Glass Eye
(this is one of my band's songs. i wrote it with our drummer) Combing lands for you roam the earths by twos pyramids and seas forests by and through desperate romance nothing at a glance religious text with praise brought more dismay (pre-chorus) no! ripped it out of me no! tear it out of me (chorus) understanding layers lays my soul to reast feeling purity everlasting breath bring it up to me i will not believe seven days to begin seems to long to me why condasend? why let it end? why bring it all? then slowly let it fall? (pre-chorus) (chorus) gouge out of me no more fantasy how do i believe when all has left me flush me dry all that's left dies fairies and modern men left us with nothing (pre-chorus) (chorus)

The Election
For everyone still wondering who to vote for--and there are some of you out there--please take the time to read this essay--it will only take a couple minutes of your time. http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2008-11-02-1.html

The Hands That Built America
The song by U2 that was featured in the film "Gangs Of New York" is now the first song you hear when you visit my profile. I thought it was a fitting song on the eve of our presidential election. This election in particular. I think most of Y/you that are likely to read my blog won't roll Y/you eyes & think I'm crazy. lol Well, here's the thing: For many months now ~before all of the political discussions & campaigning~ I've had this uneasy feeling that something "bad" is coming. I'm not talking about the economy, either. I'm talking about something that will effect the democratic way of life we have here; something that will effect rich and poor alike. That feeling has been getting stronger, the closer we come to election day. I don't know who our new president will be and this is about whoever it will be. I really can't shake this feeling that the one that will win the election is hiding something from the people and I feel like we won't find out about it until nothing can be done ab

Yesterday
Continue to sleep ask no questions why take no look inside shed blood but pay no mind it's only yesterday watch skies as they burn lay down when it's your turn live life with no concern it's only yesterday kiss life the kiss of death take mind of your last breath fight til there's nothing left surviving yesterday

Member Info
I have been informed that RedWingHunny is very ill. She has pneumonia. Please keep her in your prayers. Send Get well wishes and/or a present if you so wish. Also, Wizard has left the Circle. No reason given. Thank all of you for being such a great group. Luv ya all!! HoakieGirl Jus'Me Micki-Blue-Eyes

Insomnia
Ugh...it sucks. I used to hate it when I had to get up at 5 am to go to work...I still hate it when I have to get up at 9. You may think 9 isn't that bad, and it really isn't...but for someone who doesn't get to sleep until 6-7 am normally...it's still a hassle. Now that I'm working again....I have something else to dread (Y)

Sex Survey Stolen From Radioxshow
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on my mood...I am more partial to rough Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? opposite sex mostly.....mostly :) How often do you like to have sex? I am a nympho, I love sex! Is sex a top priority for you? Nope family, friends and education are! Do you have sex face to face with your partner? When i have a partner yes How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? never have. How do you do you feel about one night stands? It's not my thing, I have had sex with my friends on a one time deal and I am ok with that. How many one night stands have you had? None with strangers, 2 with friends What's your favorite position? Doggie Where's your favorite place to have sex? Under the stars or in public, the thrill of being caught rocks! Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Both Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Sure have How long do u usually fore-p

Dear Red States.
STOLEN FROM C.A.M. WHO STOLE THIS FROM T.S.S. Blue States Dear Red States, We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, California, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, New York, and all of the Northeastern states. After this election, we'll be adding Colorado and New Mexico. (AND HOPEFULLY VA, PA, and FLA). We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, especially to the people of our new count

So When...
When will there be a man, a REAL man, out there for me? Not to take care of me persay, but to be there for me? To be there when he says he will be? To call when he says he will? To keep promises and never break them? No matter whether it's sooner or later, but just to keep the promise? When will I stop being hurt and find someone that has his shit together and has time for me and willing to be there not only for me, but my children? When will my life be right? When will all the pieces fit?

My Final Thought On The Election
If you don't vote tomorrow, fuck you. Seriously. I don't care who you vote for, just make an informed choice and voice your opinion at the ballot box. You might not like the wars, the way the economy is going or any other issue but if you don't vote... you're not doing anything to stop it. I know who I am voting for. I have studied it long and hard and made the best choice for my country. Please, I hope you all do the same. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. If you do not vote one way or the other, you are doing nothing to save our country and our future so I say fuck you. This guy has a pretty good rant too:

Am I Right?
How Friendship ends? Both friends will think da other is busy and will not contact, Thinking it may be disturbing. As time passes both will think let de other contact. After that each will think why should i contact 1st. Here ur love will be converted into hate. U will eventually 4get each other. So keep in touch wid ur friendz no mater how circumstances are.

Barack Obama For President.
Hello everyone, I very rarely get behind a politician. usually i despise them, I wasn't too fond of Clinton, until i had to deal with 8 years of bush. I'm registered to vote as an independent. i claim no political party. In the past i have cast votes for Republicans and Democrats and whatever Perot was thinking. I remember hoping that McCain would get the Presidential Nomination instead of Bush, because he used to have such integrity. This year something strange happened. I became inspired. by a politician of all people. Since that has happened, i have donated at least $300 to his campaign, something i never pictured myself doing. ever. but it happened. I want this man to be the President of the United States. So tomorrow, i am voting for Barack Obama, because i feel he has the ability to restore America to greatness. Please, when you vote tomorrow, ask if you are motivated by fear or by hope. Thank you for reading, andrew PS Vote No on Prop 8, bec

I Believe.....
I believe -- .... that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe -- ....that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe -- ....that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe -- ....that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe -- ....that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe -- ....that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe -- ....that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - ....that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe -- ....that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe -- ..

Single Father By Kid Rock
Latley ive been spendin lots of time with my kid Tellin him stories About the things that we did When we were a family Long time ago Ive answerd his questions Till im blue in the face Wish all that hurt in him I could erase But i tell him the truth Cause he aint to young to know Single father Part time mother When im not one Then im the other You used to be My full time lover Now im a single father And a part time mother I spend every minute I can with my boy Theres no doubt about it Hes my pride and joy Someday he will grow up And i wont have him no more Some things i just find Too hard to exsplain So we go to mcdonalds Or i buy him a train And we go put it together On the living room floor Such is the life Of a single father He says daddy exsplain If its not too much bother While its just you and me Living here in this home I dont understand it And neither does he Why theres just two When there should be three of us Sharing this moment

These Two Boys Need Are Prayers
There are two boys we need to keep in are thoughts and are hearts tonight .. one is Lance he is a cute little boy and has been thur alot and is going thur a major test tomorrow they are takeing a scope up thur the vein in his leg to look around in his brain ... the other is Alex he is an 11 year old little boy who has been brunt really bad ..

Maybe....
Maybe we are supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right ones. That way, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe when one door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe it is true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes their way. Maybe you should dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of. Maybe there are moments in life when you miss someone, a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child - so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for

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Dear Red States
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Thank You To All That Help Me Level Tonight!
Thats What Friends Are For [Live 1986] - Whitney Houston, Stevie Wonder, Luther Vandross, Dionne Warwick I DOING THIS PIMP-OUT FOR ALL THAT HELP ME TO LEVEL TONIGHT! THEY SHOW MAD LOVE AND LIKE TO SHOW MY THANKS! WITHOUT FURTHER A DO HERE ARE THE BEST FRIENDS YOU CAN HAVE....... NOT IN ANY ORDER JUST LOVE MY FRIENDS! THANK YOU AGAIN FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.........! blaclie22 ~$toner geek~Freelance Bomber~@ fubar +MRMostunderated+ (SHADOWLEVELER)( freelance bomber))(stalked by lil freakstar)(fuboytoy 2 rev gail)@ fubar CinDragon~Founder of ClubMystic~Have YOU been tested for HepC??? Get the facts; plz see blog!!!@ fubar LilAngelBaby@ fubar Carrie ~~R/L Wife to Syrano~~ Proudly Owned by Johnny Riggs~~ Proud Owner of Johnny Riggs~~@ fubar

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Dear Red States
Dear Red States, We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, California, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, New York, and all of the Northeastern states. After this election, we'll be adding Colorado and New Mexico. (AND HOPEFULLY VA, PA, and FLA). We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, especially to the people of our new country - Nuevo California. To sum up brief&

Onion Parmesan Bread
1 pk Active dry yeast 4 c Flour 1/4 c Warm water 2 tb Butter 1 1/2 ts Salt 3/4 c Chopped onion 2 tb Soft margarine 2 tb Parmesan cheese 1 Egg, slightly beaten 1 ts Poppy seed (opt.) 1 c Scalded milk 1/2 ts Garlic salt Dissolve yeast in water In large bowl, combine yeast, sugar, salt butter, egg, milk and 2 cups flour. Beat with spoon until mixed. Gradually add flour until dough can be handled. Knead 5 minutes or until elastic. Grease bowl, cover dough with plastic, let rise 1 1/4 hour in warm place. Meanwhile,prepare filling. Melt butter in small saucepan. Add onions, and saute until just tender (5 minutes) Combine cheese, poppy seed,and garlic salt,set both mixtures aside. When dough has risen, punch down, and place on floured work surface. Divide in 2. Roll each piece into a square 12"x12". Spoon half of fillings on each piece of dough. Spread, roll up like jelly roll,seal. Place loaves ,seam side down, on French bread pan. Cover and rise 45 minutes, or until doubled

True Garlic Bread
Garlic puree(2 roasted head) 1/4 lb Unsalted butter, softened 2 tb (2 pk) dry yeast 1/2 c Warm water (115-120 degrees) 2 1/2 c Warm water 2 tb Kosher salt 3 1/4 c Whole wheat flour 3 1/4 c Unbleached all purpose flour Cornmeal Cream together the garlic puree and butter. (This may be done days in advance and refrigerated. Bring to room temperature before using). Combine the yeast with 1/2 cup warm water in large bowl. Stir with a fork or small whisk. Add an additional 2 1/2 cups water. Add salt. Stir in the flour, 1 c at a time, beginning with the whole wheat. Use a whisk until the dough becomes stiff, then switch to a wooden spoon. Turn the dough onto a well floured work surface. Knead rhythmically for 10 to 15 minutes, until the dough is smooth, springy, nonsticky, and elastic. Add more flour as you knead if necessary. The dough is ready if you can poke to fingers into it and the resulting indentations spring back. Cover the dough with a cloth and let rest while you was

Mexican Cornbread
1 lb Ground meat Salt & pepper to taste 1 c Chopped onion 1/2 lb Grated American cheese 3 Jalapeno peppers finely chop 1 c Cornmeal 3 Large eggs 1/2 ts Soda 3 tb Bacon drippings 1 c Sweet milk 1 ts Salt Make batter by mixing together the cornmeal, eggs, soda, drippings, milk, and salt. Mix well. Brown meat and drain off grease. Grease a 9 x 13-inch baking pan. Add 1/2 batter then sprinkle on the meat, onions, peppers, and last add cheese. Cover with remaining batter. Cook at 350 degrees F. for about 45 minutes. Serve hot.

Quotes From My 6 Yr Old Kid
***But Mommy, I got the red mark (at school) because my brain wasn't turned on. ***(Seriously, this is true) "Obama and McCain were on TV fighting and they started wrestling and Obama said Im going to kill you and then they made up and were friends" LMAO!! ***Why is my name *** why did'nt you name me Indiana Jones?"

Justin Wilson's Hush Puppies
2 c Cornmeal Ground cayenne pepper 1 c Plain flour 2 Eggs, beaten 1 ts Baking powder 1 c Buttermilk 1 ts Salt 1 c Green onion, finely chopped 1/2 ts Soda 2 tb Bacon drippings, hot 1/2 c Parsley, finely chopped 1/2 ts Garlic powder (to taste) Deep fat for frying Combine all dry ingredients. Add eggs, buttermilk, onions, and oil or bacon drippings. Mix well. Drop in deep hot fat by spoonfuls and brown on all sides. Now, I said above that this makes 48, I've never counted, so I don't know for sure. But it sure does make a bunch. The main reason why I said 48 is because the program, MenuMaster, won't let you past that field unless you tell it something. Justin Wilson says, "Hush puppy is an old Southern term that originated after the Civil War. People didn't have enough for themselves to eat let alone feed their dogs, so when the old hounds started barking from hunger, they would throw pieces of fried corn bread to them, yelling, 'Shut up, dog! Hush puppy!"

Grand Champion Pumpkin Bread
3 1/3 c Unbleached flour; sifted 4 ts Pumpkin pie spice 2 ts Baking soda 1 ts Baking powder 1 1/2 ts Salt 2 2/3 c Sugar 2/3 c Cooking oil 4 Eggs; lg 2 c Pumpkin; mashed, canned, 1cn 2/3 c Water 2/3 c Chopped dates Stir the flour, pumpkin pie spice, baking soda, baking powder, and salt together in a small bowl and set aside. Beat the sugar and oil together in a medium mixing bowl, using an electric mixer set on high, until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time beating well after each addition, and then beat in the pumpkin. Add the dry ingredients alternately with the water to the sugar mixture, beating well after each addition, using a mixer set on low speed. Stir in the dates and pour the batter into 2 greased 9 X 5 X 3-inch loaf pans. Bake in a preheated 324 degree F. oven for 55 minutes or until a cake tester or wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool in the pans on wire racks for 10 minutes, then remove from the pans and continue cooling on th

Cinnamon-raisin Bread
5 1/2 c Unbleached or bread flour 2 pk Active dry yeast; or 2 ts Active dry yeast; bulk 1 c Milk 3/4 c Water 1/4 c Sugar 1/4 c Vegetable oil 2 ts Salt 1 Egg; lg 1 c Raisins 1 c Sugar 1 ts Cinnamon; ground,or to taste 2 ts Butter or margarine; melted Stir 2 cups of flour and the yeast together in a large mixing bowl. Heat the milk, water, 1/4 cup sugar, oil and salt in a saucepan over very low heat until very warm, (120-130 degrees F.). Ad the liquid mixture to the flour-yeast mixture. Beat, with an electric mixer at medium speed, until smooth, about 3 minutes. Blend in the egg and then stir in the raisins. Gradually stir in enough of the remaining flour to make a moderately soft dough, (It will be slightly sticky and light in weight). Turn the dough out on a lightly floured surface, adding flour if needed as you knead the dough, and knead until smooth and satiny about 10 minutes. Cover the dough with the bowl and let rest for 20 minutes. Combine the 1 cup of sugar and t

My Life
Okay so I haven't been on as of late. I have had a life. My favorite holiday, happened. I got to decorate my house. It was the first time I had a front yard first time I could take pride in showing off my display in my home. I had a casket outside my window, two light up crows a skull it was just great i scared the kids off from my house SO my costumes of this year: she-ra Princess of power, batgirl for trick or treating with my neice and nephew, and Black canary with green arrow. As everyone knows I dress up and love dressing up for this season. I went to Hallween USA picked up a costume for my best friend where i was talking to a person who worked at the store. We talked about dc costumes comics and batman being the best super hero ever. Well they told me about "im a marvel Im DC" i watched them told mat about it and funniest stuff ever. lots of costumes and have met someone. so life is good. Busy hectic I no longer have the days off tat i used to but its still epic. life i

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Apple Crunch Muffins
1 1/2 c Unbleached flour, sifted 1/2 c Sugar 2 ts Baking powder 1/2 ts Salt 1 1/2 ts Ground cinnamon 1/4 c Vegetable shortening 1 Large egg, slightly beaten 1/2 c Milk 1 c Tart apples * Nut crunch topping * Apples are to be washed and cored. Shred the unpeeled apples for recipe. ~--------------------------------------------------------------------- ~--- Sift together flour, sugar, baking powder, salt and cinnamon into mixing bowl. Cut in shortening with pastry blender until fine crumbs form. Combine egg and milk. Add to dry ingredients all at once, stirring just enough to moisten. Stir in apples. Spoon batter into paper-lined 2 1/2-inch muffin-pan cups, filling 2/3rds full. Sprinkle with nut crunch topping. Bake in 375 degree oven 25 minutes or until golden brown. Serve hot with butter and homemade jelly or jam. NUT CRUNCH TOPPING: Mix together 1/4 c brown sugar (packed), 1/4 c chopped pecans and 1/2 t ground cinnamon in small bowl.

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No Time To Cry.(cradle Of Filth)
No Time to Cry It's just a feeling I get sometimes A feeling Sometimes And I get frightened Just like you I get frightened too but it's... [CHORUS] (no no no) No time for heartache (no no no) No time to run and hide (no no no) No time for breaking down (no no no) No time to cry Sometimes in the world as is you've Got to shake the hand that feeds you It's just like Adam says It's not so hard to understand It's just like always coming down on Just like Jesus never came and What did you expect to find It's just like always here again it's... [CHORUS] Everything will be alright Everything will turn out fine Some nights I still can't sleep And the voices pass with time And I keep [repeat] No time for tears No time to run and hide No time to be afraid of fear I keep no time to cry

Cinnamon Buns
1 c Milk, scalded 1/2 c Raisins, chopped 2 tb Currants 1/2 ts Cinnamon Brown sugar 2 tb Citron, finely chopped 1/2 c Yeast *dissolved in: 1/4 c Water, warm 3 c Flour 1/2 ts Salt 3 tb Butter Dissolve yeast in warm water and add to milk which has been allowed to become lukewarm. Add sugar (about 3 Tbsp), salt and flour, and knead thoroughly until it becomes a soft dough. Place the dough in a buttered bowl and butter the top of the dough. Cover bowl and put in a warm place. Permit it to stand until the dough becomes three times its original size. Roll until it is one fourth of an inch in thickness, brush with butter and spread with the raisins, currants, citron, brown sugar and cinnamon. Roll as a jelly roll and cut into slices 3/4 inch thick. Place slices in buttered pans, spread well with brown sugar, and bake at 400-F for 20 minutes.

Just Check It Out
would u? [ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [ ] Slap Me? [ ] Slap me if i asked you to? [ ] Kiss Me? [ ] Let Me Kiss You? [ ] Watch A Movie With Me? [ ] Take Me Out To Dinner? [ ] Take A Shower With Me? [ ] Take Me Home For The Night? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [ ] Take Me Anywhere With You? [ ] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [ ] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [ ] Make me breakfast? [ ] Tickle Me? [ ] Let Me Tickle You? [ ] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [ ] Instant Message Me? [ ] Greet Me In Public? [ ] Hang Out With Me? [ ] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [ ] Miss Me? [ ]Think I'm Sexy? [ ] think im cute? [ ] Think I'm Hot? [ ] Think I'm Ok? [ ] Think I'm Ugly? [ ] Want To

Apple Strudel (apfelstrudel)
2 1/2 c Flour 1 ts Salt 2 tb Shortening 2 Egg, slightly beaten 1/2 c Water, warm 5 c Apple, sliced 1 c Brown sugar 1/2 c Raisins 1/2 c Nuts, chopped 3 tb Butter, melted 1/2 ts Cinnamon 1 Lemon, grated rind of Sift the flour and salt together. Cut in the 2 Tbsp shortening and add the eggs and water. Knead well, then throw or beat dough against board until it blisters. Stand it in a warm place under a cloth for 20 minutes. Cover the kitchen table with a small white cloth and flour it. Put dough on it. Pull out with hands very carefully to thickness of tissue paper. Spread with mixture made of the sliced apples, melted butter, raisins, nuts, brown sugar, cinnamon and grated lemon rind. Fold in outer edges and roll about 4 inches wide. Bake at 450-F for 10 minutes, reduce heat to 400-F and continue to bake about 20 minutes. Let cool. Cut in slices about 2 inches wide.

Cheddar Dumplings
16 oz Cheddar; Md, Shredded 2 Eggs; Lg 1 c Unbleached Flour 1 ts Salt 3 qt Boiling Water 1/2 c Butter 1/2 pt Sour Cream ---------------------------------GARNISHES--------------------------------- Paprika Parsley Mash the cheddar cheese and add the eggs mixing well. Stir in the flour and salt. Drop by TBLS into the rapidly boiling water then cover and boil for 15 minutes. Drain and serve with melted butter and sour cream. Sprinkle with chopped parsley or paprika, if desired.

Auction Bonus!!!
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Cheddar Bread Ring
2 3/4 c Bread Flour 2 tb Sugar; Granulated 1 pk Active Dry Yeast; OR 1 tb Active Dry Yeast; Bulk 3/4 ts Salt 1 c Milk 2 tb Butter 1 1/2 c Cheddar; Sharp, Shredded Butter NOTE: You can use Unbleached All-Purpose flour in this recipe and up to 3 cups total. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Combine 1 1/2 cups of the flour, the sugar, undissolved yeast and salt thoroughly in a large bowl. Heat the milk and butter together until very warm (115-125 degrees F.). Gradually add to the dry ingredients and beat at medium speed on an electric mixer for 2 minutes, scraping the bowl occasionally. Add 1/2 cup of the flour and the cheese. Beat fir 2 minutes on high speed on the mixer, scraping the bowl occasionally. Stir in enough additional flour to make a stiff but light dough. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead until smooth and elastic, 5 to 8 minutes. Place in a greased bowl, turning once to grease the top. Cover w

Poppin' Fresh Barbe Cups
3/4 lb Ground Beef; Lean 1 tb Onion; Minced 2 tb Brown Sugar 12 Biscuits; * 1/2 c Barbecue Sauce; ** 3/4 c Cheddar; Sharp, Shredded * Use 1 8-oz tube of store bought biscuits, or your favorite 12 biscuit recipe. ** Use store bought sauce or your favorite recipe. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ In a skillet brown the ground beef and then drain off the excess fat. Add the bbq sauce, onion and brown sugar and set aside. Separate the biscuit dough into 12 pieces and place one in each of 12 ungreased muffin cups, pressing the dough up the sides to the edge of the cup. Spoon the mixture into the cups and sprinkle with the shredded Cheddar Cheese. Bake in a preheated 400 degrees F. oven for 12 minutes. Serve hot. VARIATIONS: Use 1 13-oz can of chili beans in place of the meat mixture (or 1 13-oz can of baked beans, and frankfurters or hot dogs that have been cut into pieces) in place of the meat mixture. You can also add green bell pepp

Stuffed Rolls
16 oz Cheddar; Sharp, Shredded 8 oz Green Olives; Stuffed, * 2 Green Bell Peppers; Md 12 French Rolls; Large 6 oz Tomato Sauce; * 1 Onion; Md. * These are approximate sizes. Recipe called for 1 small jar of stuffed olives and 1 can of tomato sauce. It should be to your taste. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Cut the tops off of the rolls and hollow them out leaving a thin shell. Grind all of the ingredients and bread in a meat grinder or food processor and stuff back into the rolls. Place the tops back on the rolls and secure with tooth picks. Bake on an ungreased cookie sheet at 350 degrees F. for about 45 minutes. Serve Hot

Baked Cheddar Toast
1 c Heavy Or Whipping Cream 1 c Cheddar Cheese; Md, Shredded 1/2 ts Nutmeg 1/4 ts White Pepper 4 Eggs; Lg, Well Beaten 12 Bread Slices; White In the top of a double boiler, combine the cream, cheddar, white pepper, and nutmeg. Stir over hot water until the cheese melts and the mixture is well blended. Remove from the heat and cool to lukewarm. Generously butter a large baking sheet and set aside. Cut the bread slices diagonally and dip each triangle into the cheddar mixture. Place 1/2-inch apart on the baking sheet and bake until browned and bubbly, about 15 minutes. Serve hot.

People.. Got This From My Sissy!
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or lea

Help Remove A Member With A Hate Site
This guy is very mean to many people and I ran across this guy and have reported him for a hate page. I have another friend that has reported him also. The more complaints that fubar suport gets the easier it will be to have him reported. The stuff that he says about women in his about me section is just so totally wrong on so many levels. I hope you guys will help to get him removed. I went and complained to fubar support. Here is his fubar site...http://fubar.com/user/2226275. Please help me in getting the member removed.

Interesting Letter
AS THE DAY BEFORE THE BIGGEST ELECTION OF OUR LIVES APPROACHES, THIS LETTER WAS SENT TO ME TODAY. Mr. Lear lives in Port Orange, Florida, and is the son of Lear Jet fame. Straight talk for Republicans and Democrats. A Humble Plea to McCain and Obama Supporters: Dear friends, I am truly astonished by the ignorance Obama supporters have displayed in their quest to get someone - ANYONE - into the White House. Now, wait a minute. I can well understand your dislike or even hatred of our clown, GWB, but he is not the root cause of all of our problems. Our Congress is. And a change there would be welcomed by all. You ain't gonna get it done with Obama. You gotta fire the whole damnable crooked Congress. (Read my book, "BERNIE'S WAR!"). Perhaps I'm looking at all of this from a different perspective than you because my life experiences have been so different from yours. I'm 80-years old and have traveled the world where I've seen a great deal. I spent five years on active du

Fuk This Shit
SO...NO BIG SECRET WHO IM IN LOVE WITH .....WHY AM I ALWAYS CRYING IF IM IN LOVE? TODAY I HAD DRAMA BROUGHT ON BY GIRLS ON HERE WHO THE GUY IM IN LOVE WITH TALKS TO AS FRIENDS.... BUT I KNOW THEY WANT HIM SO THEY COME TO MY SB AND RUN THERE MOUTH TO ME ABOUT WHAT HE SAYS TO THEM.....NOW I DEFENDED HIM, DONT U KNOW THAT HE GETS BAK ONLINE TONIGHT AND DELETES ME....HE SAYS HE LOVES ME BUT NEVER BAKS ME OR OUR RELATIONSHIP.....FUK THIS SHIT I NEVER MADE HIM A SECRET AND IM NOBODIES SECRET NOR AM I AN OPTION ............... I DESERVE TO BE PRIORITY!!!!!!!!! ISNT IT IF U LOVE SOMEONE YOU DO EVERYTHING U CAN TO BE WITH THAT PERSON?

Wasting Money
i saw some auctions in here, why would guys waste thier money to be in some females family and be their owner for a month. Wouldnt you guys rather send it on stuff that you can use? i mean come on i saw one a lady would send naughty pics to thier email or phone, wow that will be all over teh internet in no time at all

The Sad State Of Our Country
My interests involve serving my country and the people of the United States. We are all fortunate to live here and experience life in a country filled with opportunity.........Yet there are so many people out in the world that belong here more then many that call themselves American.......... I love our country and the freedom afforded. I have the ability to choose how I think and the freedom to express my feelings. We have been afforded security at least in knowing our leaders will not allow an unanswered attack. Nobody questioned the necessary steps taken to secure this country when we were being attacted. Yet so many have forgotten about the sacrifices many made. A brave and courageous few may die in defense of this country. There are too many here now that wish to recieve the benefits without the work or the sacrifice. Unfortunately being a hard working, country loving, gun owning, God fearing person is now looked down on. Liberals now control this country and it breaks my

Dont Go To This Place
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New Hip Hop And Reggae Mixtape
Click Here For my new Reggae and Hip Hop Mixtape. Be sure to set 0 seconds or no gaps if you burn this to cd. Msg me if you have questions. Maybe ill give you guys a good track list at some point. Maybe not, I'm lazy. If you use this in a lounge. I respectfully ask you just give me a heads up. Thanks, Paul tracklist i may abbreviate a little, or a lot..if you wanna know more, pm or shout me to ask busta rhymes - world go rout trick trick and eminem - who want it jay z - jockin jay z joell ortiz and akon - keep on callin stimulating riddim - va - alaine, ele man, etc movado and jay z - on the rock remix joell ortiz - letter to obama camp and slaine - little story rick ross - boss remix d block etc - fast lane sean paul and sasha - still in love with you sizzla and kim davis - hush fat joe game lil wayne - sayin nuttin remix akon etc - speaker lil wayne - mrs officer nerd - lapdance stickz riddim - va - red rat etc shaggy and akon - whats love

Poem Of The Day
this blog here just from the soul. the more i get old i seek the answer. question if the world end i had a good run. stay away form most devils playing angel. loved enuff buffy's sometime the soul feel so fugly. give anything a try if it's not the top sin. im not the badest to be blind. define the action in my mind. you take the good with the bad.but no one likes to feel like there helpless. you can say anything and belive if you put enough faith in it. some things not easy to quit but it make you submit. dont end it all everything dies then rebirth new life with it.

Yellow Angel Food Cake
Yellow Angel Food Cake 1 2/3 cup cake flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 10 egg yolks 1/2 cup warm water 1 teaspoon lemon extract 1 cup sugar Sift flour, baking powder and salt together. Beat egg yolks with rotary beater, adding warm water gradually while beating add flavoring. Continue beating for 10 minutes until mixture is very light and has increased in volume. Add sugar gradually beating constantly with egg beater. Add sifted dry ingredients slowly, folding in lightly. Bake in oven 45 minutes at 300 degrees.

White Angel Food Cake
White Angel Food Cake 1 1/2 cup egg whites 1 1/2 cup sugar 1 tablespoon cold water 1 cup cake flour 2 tablespoons cornstarch 1 teaspoon cream of tartar 1/3 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon pineapple extract 1/2 teaspoon almond extract Beat egg whites until they stand in peaks, add sugar gradually while still beating. Add coold water and extracts. Combine the flour, cream of tartar, salt and cornstarch and add this mixture, folding it in gradually. Bake 45 minutes at 300 degrees. Ice with your favorite icing.

Vanilla Wafer Crust
VANILLA WAFER CRUST For 9-inch Pie Crust: 1 1/2 cups (40) vanilla wafer crumbs 1 tablespoon sugar 1/4 cup (2 cubes) butter or margarine Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix crumbs and sugar in bowl; drizzle with melted butter while stirring with a fork. Stir until crumbs are moistened, then press mixture into a 9-inch pie pan. Bake for 10 minutes. Cool before adding filling.

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Adult Classes For Men
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Friday, August 17th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Me

Turtles
TURTLES 50 caramels 1/4 cup milk 3 1/2 cups pecans, chopped 1 (12 oz) package semi-sweet chocolate chips 1/2 bar gulf cooking wax Melt caramels and milk together over low heat. Stir in pecans. Drop balls of mixture on buttered cookie sheet. Place cookie sheets in the freezer for 45 minutes. Meanwhile, melt chocolate chips and gulf wax. Dip caramel balls in chocolate. Let stand 15 minutes before stacking.

Fvc|< That Old Troll!
this joke of a mumm was posted tonight... there's a bit of a back story here. she apparently got smacked around, yeah that sucks, but that period of time has become the center of her life and her basis of seeking attention. never mind that words were exchanged, what really pisses me off is her posted status. as someone who claims to promote domestic violence awareness, where the FUCK does she get off saying that if someone's a victim of abuse, it's their fault? what, a male can't be a victim of abuse? (disclaimer : i don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me for what i'm about to say.) i think i can see why she got beat.

Texas Sheet Cake
TEXAS SHEET CAKE 2 c. flour 2 c. sugar 1/2 c. butter 1/2 c. Wesson oil 1 c. water 4 tbsp. cocoa 2 eggs 1 tsp. cinnamon 1 tsp. vanilla 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 c. buttermilk Mix flour and sugar in mixing bowl. Bring to a rapid boil butter, Wesson oil, water and cocoa. Pour over flour mixture and blend well. Stir in eggs, cinnamon, vanilla, baking soda and buttermilk and blend well. Pour batter onto cookie sheet ungreased with rim. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes or until done. Use Texas Sheet Cake Frosting FROSTING FOR TEXAS SHEET CAKE 1 stick butter 4 tbsp. cocoa 6 tbsp. milk 1 lb. powdered sugar 1 tsp. vanilla Combine butter, cocoa and milk in microwave bowl. Cook on High. Bring to a boil. Combine balance of ingredients. Mix well. Frost Texas Sheet Cake while it is still warm.

Supreme Chocolate Sauce
SUPREME CHOCOLATE SAUCE 1 (6 oz) package chocolate pieces 1/4 cup butter 1 cup sifted powdered sugar dash salt 1/2 cup light corn syrup 1/4 cup hot water 1/4 cup creme de cacao 1 teaspoon vanilla Combine chocolate, butter, sugar, salt, corn syrup and water in heavy saucepan. Stir over low heat until chocolate melts. Remove from heat and add liqueur and vanilla. Serve immediately over ice cream or pound cake. Or, pour hot mixture into hot, sterilized jars (pints) and cool. Store in refrigerator.

Strawberry-chocolate Truffle Pie
STRAWBERRY-CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE PIE 1(6-oz.) package semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 (8-oz.) package cream cheese, cubed 2 tablespoons butter 1/4 cup powdered sugar 3 tablespoons triple sec or orange juice 1 9-inch pastry shell, baked 3 to 4 fresh strawberries, with stems removed 1/4 cup red currant jelly, melted 1/4 cup whipping cream 2 tablespoons powdered sugar 1/2 teaspoon grated orange rind or mint leaves-(optional) Combine chocolate chips, cream cheese, and butter in top of a double boiler; place over boiling water. Cook. Stirring constantly until melted. Remove from heat and stir in 1/4 cup powdered sugar and triple sec. Spread into baked pastry shell and cool. Place strawberries, stem side down, over chocolate mixture, brush with jelly. Refrigerate 2 to 3 hours. Combine whipping cream and 2 tablespoons powdered sugar; beat until peaks form. Fold in grated orange. Garnish and top with dollop of whipped cream.

Quickie Cherry Dessert
QUICKIE CHERRY DESSERT 1 (21-oz.) can cherry pie filling 3/4 cup sugar 2/3-cup quick-cooking oatmeal 1/3- cup flour 1/4 cup butter, melted Spray pie plate with non-stick cooking spray. Pour pie filling into pie plate. Stir the sugar, oatmeal, and flour together. Add butter to dry mixture and stir till crumbly. Sprinkle over the top of the pie filling and microwave on high for 14 minutes.

Quick Fruit Cobbler
QUICK FRUIT COBBLER Add 2/3 cup sugar to 2 cups fresh or canned fruit or berries of your choice. Set oven to 350 degrees and put 3/4 stick of butter or margarine in deep baking dish. Put in oven to melt. Make Batter as Follows: 3/4 cup sugar 2 teaspoons baking powder 3/4 cup milk 3/4 cup flour pinch salt Pour over melted butter or margarine. DO NOT STIR. Pour fruit over batter. Bake 1 hour at 350 degrees.

Quick Butterscotch Sauce
QUICK BUTTERSCOTCH SAUCE 1 1/2 cup light brown sugar 2/3 cup corn syrup 2/3 cup evaporated milk put brown sugar and corn syrup into heavy1-quart saucepan. Cook and stir until mixture comes to a full rolling boil, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and cool. Stir in milk. Serve warm or cold over ice cream. Makes about 1 2/3 cups

Pumpkin Roll
PUMPKIN ROLL Cake Roll: 3 eggs 1 cup sugar 2/3 cup pumpkin 1 teaspoon lemon juice 3/4 cup flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 2 teaspoons cinnamon 1 teaspoon ginger 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup chopped pecans Filling: 1 cup powdered sugar 8 oz cream cheese 4 tablespoons butter 1/2 teaspoon vanilla Beat eggs for 5 minutes. Blend in sugar. Add pumpkin and lemon juice. Fold in flour, baking powder, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, and salt. Grease and flour 11 x 15 cookie sheet and sides. Pour mixture onto cookie sheet. Top mixture with pecans. Bake at 375 degrees for 15 minutes. Cool for 5 minutes, then turn upside down on cotton towel, sprinkle with powdered sugar and roll. Let cake cool in freezer or refrigerator for 2 to 3 hours. Mix together cream cheese, powdered sugar, butter and vanilla. Unroll cake and fill with mixture. Roll cake and wrap in foil. Refrigerate and cut into 1-inch slices to serve.

Pecan Tarts
PECAN TARTS 1 cup flour 3 oz cream cheese 1 stick margarine 1 egg 3/4 cup brown sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 tablespoon melted margarine 3/4 cup pecans (chopped) Crust: Mix well the flour, cream cheese and margarine. Pat mixture in each cup of muffin tin or form a miniature pie shell. Filling: Mix together egg, brown sugar, vanilla and margarine. Add pecans and pour into shells. Bake at 400 degrees until brown.

Do You Suppose??
Friend Request from Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera would like to be your friend on imeem. By accepting this request, you'll join Christina Aguilera's network of friends on imeem and discover new playlists, music, video, photos, blogs and more. Christina Aguilera says: Add Christina as a friend on imeem and check out the new video Keeps Gettin' Better from her Greatest Hit release available now. Leave a comment and let us know what you think of the video!

Pecan Pie Mini Muffins
PECAN PIE MINI MUFFINS 1 packed brown sugar 1/2 cup flour 1 cup pecans, finely chopped 2/3 cup butter, melted 2 eggs Combine sugar, flour and pecans in a bowl. In another small bowl, combine melted butter and eggs. Mix and stir in dry ingredients. Fill muffin tin 2/3 full (sprayed with pam or lined with paper). Bake 10 to 12 minutes, depending on muffin tin size at 325 degrees.

Peach Cobbler
PEACH COBBLER Melt one cube of butter (1/4 lb) in a long baking dish in the oven. Pour over it the following batter: 1 cup sifted flour 1 cup sugar 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 3/4 cup milk Over this, pour a number 2 can of peaches in syrup. Add 1 cup sugar and some nutmeg and 1/2 cup water. Bake in 400 degree oven, about 1 hour or until brown. Fresh peaches or other fruit may be used. Makes 6 to 8 servings.

Paper Sack Apple Pie
PAPER SACK APPLE PIE 1 (9-inch) unbaked pie shell 6 apples, peeled, cored and sliced 2 tablespoons flour 1 1/4 cup sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 1/2 teaspoon fresh lemon juice Topping: 1/3 cup margarine or butter, room temperature 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup flour Fill pie shell with sliced apples. Sprinkle with a mixture of the sugar, flour and cinnamon. Add lemon juice by sprinkling evenly over the entire pie. Cover all of this with a topping made by blending the margarine with the flour and sugar. Be sure the margarine is at room temperature. This topping is spread evenly over the apples by rapidly patting it with a dampened ice cube. Slip pie into a large, brown paper sack. Fold ends over and fasten with paper clips or staples. Bake one hour and 10 minutes in a 400 degree oven and dont peek before the time is past.

Old-fashioned Pound Cake
OLD-FASHIONED POUND CAKE 2 cups sugar 1 cup Crisco shortening 4 eggs 1 1/4- cups milk 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 3 cups flour Cream shortening. Add sugar and mix well. Add eggs, mixing again. Combine baking powder and salt. Add to creamed mixture. Last, add flour and mix well. Bake in a greased and floured tube pan at 350 degrees for one hour.

No Roll Pie Shell
NO ROLL PIE SHEEL 1 1/2 cup flour, sifted 1 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons milk 1/2 cup salad oil Sift flour, sugar and salt into 9-inch pie pan. Add milk to oil and whip with fork. Pour at once into flour mixture. Mix with fork. Press evenly with fingers ti line bottom and sides of pan. For baked shells, prick entire crust. Bake at 425 degrees for 12 to 15 minutes. Cool.

Never Fail Pie Crust
NEVER FAIL PIE CRUST 1 1/2 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup water 1/2 cup shortening Sift flour and salt into 9-inch pie pan. Bring water and shortening to boil in small saucepan. Pour over the flour and salt mixture. Mix with a fork until flour is all wet. Pat out and flute edges with fingers. Bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes.

Mississippi Mud Cake
Mississippi Mud Cake 2 cups sugar 4 eggs 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 (7-oz) jar marshmallow creme 1 cup shortening 1 1/2 cup flour 1/3 cup cocoa 1/4 cup chopped nuts Prepare a 13x9x2 inch pan. Cream sugar and shortening. Beat in one egg at a time. Sift together dry ingredients and add. Combine remaining ingredients EXCEPT marshmallow creme into mixture. Bake in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes. Spread jar of marshmallow creme on cake while hot. Combine: 1/2 cup butter, melted 1 box powdered sugar 1/4 cup Milnot 1/3 cup cocoa 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/4 cup nuts Spread on cooled cake.

Lemon Pie
LEMON PIE 4 eggs (separated) 3/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup lemon juice 1 tablespoon butter Blend egg yolks and sugar, stir in lemon juice and cook in a double boiler until thickened (10 minutes), stirring often. Remove from heat, add butter, beat 2 egg whites until stiff and fold into mixture. Pour into 8-inch baked shell. Top with meringue of 2 egg whites and 4 tablespoons sugar. Bake for 115 minutes at 350 degrees.b

Key Lime Pie
KEY LIME PIE 1 tablespoon gelatin 1/3 cup cold water 4 eggs, seperated 5 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1 cup sugar, divided 1/8 teaspoon salt green food coloring 1 (9-inch) crumb crust 1/3 pint whipping cream sugar 1 lime Soften gelatin completely in cold water. Beat egg yolks, lime juice and 1/2 cup sugar together throughly and cook over very low heat, beating constantly until very light and thick. Beat in gelatin until completely dissolved. Cover and cool. Beat egg whites, gradually adding 1/2 sugar and salt, until stiff and dry. Blend a few drops of green food coloring into egg yolk mixture, then fold in egg whites. Pour into cooled pie shell. Chill. Top with stiffly beaten sweetened cream. Serve with half slice of lime on each piece.

Kentucky Pie
KENTUCKY PIE 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup flour 1/2 cup margarine 2 eggs, slightly beaten 1 cup (6 oz) chocolate chips 1 cup nuts 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 (9-inch) unbaked pie shell Mix together sugar, flour, and melted margarine. Blend well. Stir in eggs, chips, nuts and vanilla. Pour mixture into unbaked pie shell. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour until golden brown.

Hershey's Bar Cake
Hershey's Bar Cake 1/2 lb. butter or margarine 4 eggs 1/2 teaspoon salt 8 plain Hershey's bars, melted in 2 tablespoons water (small bars) 2 1/2 cups pastry flour 1 cup buttermilk 2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 cup chopped nuts Cream butter and sugar. Add and beat eggs, one at a time. Add the vanilla, salt, and melted hershey's bars. Add flour and buttermilk mixed with baking soda, alternately. Fold in the nuts. Bake in a greased angel food cake pan for 1 3/4 hours at 325 degrees. Sprinkle with powdered sugar. Keeps indefinitely and no icing is needed.

Graham Cracker Crust
GRAHAM CRACKER CRUST For 9-inch Pie Crust: 1 1/2 cups (20 1/2 squares) graham cracker crumbs 1 tablespoon sugar 1/4 cup (2 oz) butter or margarine Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix crumbs and sugar in bowl; drizzle with melted butter while stirring with a fork. Stir until all crumbs are moistened, then press mixture into a 9-inch pie pan. Bake for 10 minutes. Cool before adding filling.

Funnel Cake
FUNNEL CAKE · 3 to 4 cups of flour · 3 eggs · 2 cups milk · 1/4 cup sugar · 2 teaspoons baking powder · 1/2 teaspoon salt · powdered sugar for topping · vegetable oil for deep frying - heat to 375 degrees Beat the eggs, then add the sugar and milk. Sift 2 cups of flour, the salt, and the baking powder and add to the milk, sugar, and egg mixture. Mix while adding more flour until the batter is smooth and not too thick. The funnel should have an opening of at least 1/2 inch and be able to hold around a cup of batter. Put your finger over the bottom and add about a cup of batter. Remove your finger and allow the batter to pour into the center of the oil. Be careful, the oil may splash! Gradually swirl the batter outward in a circular motion, or criss-cross back and forth to make a cake about 7 or 8 inches round. We used to draw our initials to personalize our cakes! Check it with a pair of tongs and turn it when the bottom becomes golden brown. When both sides ar

Fudge Pie
FUDGE PIE 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup butter 2 eggs, separated 2 squares unsweetened chocolate, melted 1/3 cup flour 1 teaspoon vanilla 3/4 cup chopped nuts Cream butter and sugar. Add egg yolks and melted chocolate. Stir in flour and vanilla. Fold in stiffly beaten egg whites. Pour into a greased 9-inch pie pan. Bake at 325 degrees for 30 minutes. Serve topped with peppermint or vanilla ice cream. Makes 8 servings.

Friendship Cake
Friendship Cake 2 sticks butter 2 cups sugar 6 eggs 1 (12-oz) package vanilla wafers 1/2 cup milk 1 7-oz can flaked coconut pecans Cream butter and sugar in a mixer until fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time until well mixed. Add 12-oz. package of crushed vanilla wafers alternately with 1/2 cup milk. Fold in a 7-oz. can of flaked coconut and 1/2 cup pecans. Pour into a greased and floured tube pan. Bake at 275 degrees for 2 to 2 1/2 hours. Let cool about 20 to 30 minutes before taking out. This cake does not need to be iced. The longer it sits without being eaten the better it gets.

Fresh Apple Cake
Fresh Apple Cake 1 1/2 cup vegetable oil 2 cups sugar 4 eggs 2 1/2 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon salt 3 cups apples, chopped 1 teaspoon vanilla Topping: 1 1/2 cups brown sugar 1 stick butter 1/2 cup nuts, chopped 3 teaspoons milk Blend oil and sugar together. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Sift together dry ingredients and add to egg mixture. Stir in apples, pecans, and vanilla. Pour into a greased and floured 10-inch tube or bundt pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour. TO MAKE TOPPING: Place all ingredients in saucepan and bring to boil. Cook until soft ball stage (234 degrees). Pour topping over warm cake.

Easy No-bake Cherry Cheesecake
EASY NO-BAKE CHERRY CHEESECAKE 1/3-box of graham crackers 1 stick margarine, room temperature 1 package of Dream Whip 1 (8 oz.) package of cream cheese 2 cups of powdered sugar 1 (21-oz.) can of cherry pie filling Crush graham crackers. Putting the crackers in a large plastic bag that seals works well. Put the crushed crackers in a bowl and mix with margarine. Pat the mixture into bottom of a 9 x 13-inch dish to form a crust. Mix Dream Whip according to directions. Add cream cheese and powdered sugar. Place over crust. Add cherry pie filling on top. Chill before serving.

Easy Chocolate Syrup
EASY CHOCOLATE SYRUP 1/3 cup cocoa 1 cup sugar 1/8 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons light corn syrup 1/2 cup cold water 1 tablespoon cold water 1 tablespoon butter 1 teaspoon vanilla Combine all but butter and vanilla in saucepan. Bring to full boil and cook 10 minutes, timing from beginning of full boil. Stir only to keep from boiling over. Remove from heat and add butter and vanilla, stir. The longer it stands, the thicker and better it becomes.

Easy Caramel Sauce
EASY CARAMEL SAUCE 1 1/2 cups firmly packed brown sugar 2/3 light corn syrup 1/4 cup butter or margarine 1/8 teaspoon salt 1 (5.33-oz) can evapotrated milk Combine sugar, corn syrup and butter in medium saucepan; cook on medium heat to soft ball stage (234-240 degrees), stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Stir in salt and milk. Serve warm over ice cream. Makes 2 1/4 cups.

Which Way Should I Go
This is the deal. After being in a commited relationship for 3 years and having it come crashing down around my head, my world is changing. My plans for marriage and moving to another state for his job but now that is not to be. So here I was getting ready for the move and marriage and my plans have now changed. There are not many jobs in this area to be had. Ive had a wonderful job offer about 3 hours from me. I need to take this job but just dont know really what i should do. My son is 13 and he really doesnt want to leave his school but of course will go with me whatever my decision. I suppose living in one place all my life has me a bit scared to make that huge step of moving and doing it alone. Grrrrrr sometimes I wish i could close my eyes and make a wish for this nightmare to end. Do i stay or go, am i going to mess up our lives but rushing off headlong into another state?? Hmmm stay tuned and lets see how it goes.

Death By Chocolate Cake
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE CAKE 1/2 lb. sweet butter, softened 1 c. self-rising flour 4 eggs, room temperature 1 tsp. vanilla 1 c. sugar 1 (14 oz.) can Hershey's syrup Confectioners sugar or whipped cream for garnish Put all ingredients into one bowl. Mix until smooth. Pour into spring formed pan lined with foil or greased Pyrex dish. Bake 1 hour at 350 degrees. Cool. Remove

Some Women
why do some women, some mind you not all and certainely not the majority feel the need to punish men they dont like by taking away the ability for the man to love and raise his child simply out of spite. my worst enemy would not receive a punishment like that from me.

Life
DEAR GOD . TAKE MY HANDS AND DO YOU WORK . IF YOU WISH ME TO TAKE A LIFE THEN I WILL DO SO. I PRAY THAT YOU SAVE THAT SOUL THAT I TAKE . I PRAY YOU SAVE MY SOUL . I PRAY FOR MY BROTHERS THAT FIGHT NEXT TO ME . I HOPE YOU KEEP THEM SAFE IN THIS DARK PLACE. GOD KEEP YOUR HAND ON THE ONES THAT HAVE THE WORST PART OF WAR . THE ONES THAT LOVE SOLDIERS ,LET THEM HAVE THE FAITH THAT WE WILL RETURN HOME SAFE. LAST I PRAY FOR THE SOLDIERS THAT HAVE LOST THERE LIVES FOR YOU AND THIS COUNTRY. TO MOST IT IS A SAD THING TO LOSE A SOLDIER BUT TO US THERE IS NO GREATER HONOR THEN TO DIE FOR OUR COUNTRY! IN YOUR NAME AMEN

Cinnamon Cream Syrup
CINNAMON CREAM SYRUP 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup light corn syrup 1/4 cup water 1/2-3/4 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 cup evaporated milk In small saucepan, combine corn syrup, sugar, water and cinnamon. Bring to boiling over medium heat, stirring constantly. Cook and stir 2 minutes more. Remove from heat and cool 5 minutes; stir in evaporated milk. Serve warm over pancakes or waffles. Keeps well in the refrigerator. Makes 1 2/3 cups

Chocolate Twinkie Cake
CHOCOLATE TWINKIE CAKE 1 chocolate cake mix (not moist variety) 5 tablespoons flour 1-cup milk 1-cup sugar 1/2 teaspoon salt 1-teaspoon vanilla 1/2 cup shortening 1/2 cup butter Your favorite chocolate frosting Bake cake mix according to package directions in a 9 x 13-inc pan. Cool. Mix flour and milk and cook over low heat until thick. Cool. Place sugar, shortening, butter, salt and vanilla in a bowl and mix. Add cooled flour mixture and beat at high speed until filling is like whipped cream. Cut cooled cake in half lengthwise and top one half with filling. Place other half of cake on top of filling. Frost with chocolate frosting.

Chocolate Pie
CHOCOLATE PIE 1 cup cocoa 1/4 cup corn starch 3 separated eggs 1 1/2 cups sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 cups milk 2 teaspoons vanilla 1 baked pie shell Mix cocoa and cornstarch. Ad beaten egg yolks, sugar and salt. Add milk gradually, stirring constantly. Cook until thick. Add vanilla and pour into a baked pie shell. Beat egg whites frothy, add sugar and beat until stiff. Spread on pie and bake in slow 275 degree oven for 30 minutes. ( You may use whipped cream as topping instead of egg, of course.)

Chocolate Amaretto Cheese Cake
CHOCOLATE AMARETTO CHEESE CAKE 2 1/2 c. crushed chocolate cookies (or graham crackers) 1/2 c. melted butter 3 (8 oz.) pkgs. cream cheese 3/4 c. sugar 4 eggs 1 c. chocolate chips, melted 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 c. Amaretto 1 c. sour cream 2 tbsp. Amaretto Combine crushed cookies with 1/2 cup butter. Press into 9" greased spring form pan 2" up the sides. Chill. Mix sugar and cream cheese, beat until fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Blend in melted chocolate, 1/4 cup butter, 1 cup sour cream, vanilla and 1/2 cup Amaretto; mix well. Pour into crust. Bake at 350 degrees for 65 minutes or until set. Mix 1 cup sour cream with 2 tablespoons Amaretto. Spread on top of cake. Garnish with toasted almonds. Bake for 3 minutes. Cool and refrigerate.

Butterfinger Cake
Butterfingers Cake 1 German chocolate cake mix 1 can eagle brand milk 6-8 Butterfingers candy bars 1 (8-oz) tub cool whip Bake cake as directed on the cake mix package. When cake is done and while still hot, poke holes in it. Pour 1 can of eagle brand milk over top. Crush 3 to 4 Butterfingers candy bars, sprinkle on top. Take 1 (8-oz) tub of cool whip and 3 to 4 Butterfingers candy bars (crushed) and mix together. Spread on cooled cake.

Hard To Choose Life
sat on the leather seat staring at the steering wheel dangling a cigarette life before me life behind me somehow today i cant find me a thought i cant get angry sad regretful mad frustrated exasperated but i have no quarrel with you i prayed and there's nothing you can do sometimes i wonder if i've done all i can do or God's said it's all up to you smokerings swirl ideas and plans twirl while i try to figure it all out this car aint movin cuz my thoughts consumed polluted with self-doubt curses grit sigh spit hands up high robbed of life but i have no quarrel with you blame gets old because i'm old enough to choose even if u win and i lose i made the choice so it's not up to you slams the door turn the keys touch the floor of my street go inside to think more crying is such a bore get some book because my mind needs something to eat make up my mind resolve my life to be fine things will change stop being bitter worr

Better Than Sex Cake
BETTER THAN SEX CAKE 1 box yellow cake mix 1 box French vanilla pudding (can be instant) 1/2 c. oil 1/2 c. water (some recipes call for milk instead) 4 eggs 1 (8 oz.) carton commercial sour cream 1 (6 oz.) bag sweet chocolate chips 1 c. chopped pecans 1 bar (or 1/2 box) German chocolate, grated 1 c. coconut, toasted Add each ingredient in the order above, blend thoroughly between each. Pour into a greased, floured tube pan and bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 55 minutes or until done. Karen Neenan said she believes the secret to the recipe is thorough blending between each ingredient - even between the addition of each egg. ICING FOR B-T-S CAKE 1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, at room temperature 1 box confectioners' sugar 1 tsp. vanilla Nuts and coconut Cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add vanilla, nuts and coconut. BETTER THAN SEX CAKE 2 1 1/2 c. sugar 9 oz. frozen whipped topping 1 box vanilla pudding 1 box butter cake mix 1 sm. size can crushed p

Silence
they say silence is golden...the one thing to remember gold is heavy...keeping things inside can weigh you down and slow your inner growth..maturity is having the courage to raise your voice...let things out..free your soul

Banana Nut Bread
BANANA NUT BREAD 2 2/3 cups flour 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 cup or 1 stick margarine 1 cup sugar 3 eggs 2 medium-ripe bananas, peeled and mashed 3/4 cup chopped pecans 2 teaspoons grated orange rind (optional) Grease a 9 x 5 x 3 inch loaf pan and line bottom with waxed paper. Sift flour, baking powder, salt and baking soda together. Cream margarine and sugar until fluffy. Beat in eggs, one at a time until fluffy again. Stir in in flour mixture alternately with bananas. Fold in pecans and orange rind. Pour into pan and bake in 325 degree oven for 2 hours and 20 minutes.

Banana Cake
Banana Cake 1 cup mashed bananas 1 yellow cake mix 1 package butter pecan instant pudding 4 eggs 1 cup water 1/4 cup oil 1 cup chopped pecans Grease and flour bundt pan. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients well for 4 minutes at medium speed. Bake 50 to 60 minutes. Cool 30 minutes. Remove from pan and glaze. Glaze: 2 cups powdered sugar 1 teaspoon or more hot milk 3 drops butter flavoring pecans (optional) stir together and drizzle over cake. Sprinkle with nuts.

Apple Cake
APPLE CAKE 1cup chopped pecans 1 cup plus 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature 2-1/4 cups superfine sugar 2 large eggs 2-1/2 cups applesauce 2-3/4 cups plus 3 tablespoons flour 1-1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg Pinch of ground cloves Pinch of salt 1 3/4 teaspoons baking powder 2 teaspoons pure almond extract 2 medium apples, peeled and very thinly sliced (about 1 cup) 1/4 cup light brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Brush a 10-inch spring form pan with butter. Coat with 1/4 cup sugar, lightly tapping out any excess. Set the prepared pan aside. In medium bowl, combine, 1-cup butter and remaining 2 cups superfine sugar. Beat on medium speed, until mixture is light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Add eggs, one at a time, beating 1 full minute after each addition. Fold in the applesauce, being careful not to over mix. In a separate large bowl, sift together 2-3/4 cups flour, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 te

Life And Missing Him
So my life right now is kind of hectic and i don't see it slowin down or calming down anytime soon. I currently take on 12 credit hours at college, which isn't alot. But still. Tha classes i got have to much readin. Lol. But i do pretty well. I only got one more paper to write for tha rest of tha semester. Then i can relax a lil till finals. Next semester i'm takin 6 classes which is 16 credit hours. Wtf wuz i thinking is my only Q. Lol. Other then that, homelife is kinda crazy right now for obvious reasons. My boyfriend left yesterday after being here wit me for a month and a half. I miss him so much already. Any ideas on how to not? I really wish he wuz still here wit me. One day i hope to be wit him for good. We will see Wut tha future holds. All i know is that he is in my future one way or another.

Positive Thoughts
When you are feeling good feelings, it is communication back from the Universe saying, "You are thinking good thoughts" Likewise, when you are feeling bad, you are receiving communication back from the Universe saying, "You are thinking bad thoughts." So when you are feeling bad it is communication from the Universe, and in effect it is saying, "Warning! Change thinking now. Negative frequency recording. Change Frequency. Counting down to manifestation. Warning!" To master yourself - to master your thoughts - you do not have ton control your thoughts. If you try to control your thoughts, you will attract having to control your thoughts. If negative thoughts come, don't resist them. Just let them be, and then use the power of your will to change focus to thoughts of appreciation and gratitude. Worrying about negative thoughts or trying to control them just brings more of them to you. If you don't revisit negative thoughts they will diminish, and if you laugh at them and make light of

Dodging And Deflecting
Let It Roll Off Our Back One of the most difficult challenges in life is learning not to take things to heart and hold on to it. Especially when we’re younger, or if we’re very sensitive, we take so much of what comes our way to heart. This can be overwhelming and unproductive if it throws us off balance on a regular basis. When we are feeling criticized or attacked from all directions, it becomes very difficult for us to recover ourselves so that we can continue to speak and act our truth. This is when we would do well to remember the old saying about letting certain things roll off us, like water off a duck’s back. Most of the time, the attacks and criticisms of others have much more to do with them and how they are feeling than with us. If we get caught up in trying to adjust ourselves to other people’s negative energy, we lose touch with our core. In fact, in a positive light, these slings and arrows offer us the opportunity to strengthen our core sense of self, and to learn

Stuffed Zucchini
6 medium zucchini 1 slightly beaten egg 1 1/2 cups soft bread crumbs 1/2 cup finely shredded cheddar cheese or Parmesan cheese (2 ounces) 1/4 cup finely chopped onion 1 tablespoon snipped fresh parsley 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon black pepper In a Dutch oven cook whole zucchini, covered, in boiling lightly salted water for 5 minutes; drain and cool slightly. Cut a lengthwise slice off the top of each zucchini. Remove pulp with a spoon, leaving about a 1/4 inch shell. Chop enough pulp to measure 2 cups; place chopped pulp in medium bowl. (Save remaining pulp for another use.) Stir the egg, bread crumbs, 1/4 cup of the cheese, onion, parsley, salt, and pepper into the chopped pulp. Fill zucchini shells with pulp mixture. Place in shallow baking dish. Bake in a 350 degree oven for 20 minutes; sprinkle with the remaining cheese. Bake for 5 to 10 minutes more or until heated through.

Stuffed Tomatoes
Stuffed Tomatoes 6 slices of bread 6 firm tomatoes 1 small onion 6 sprigs parsley egg yolks 1/2 teaspoon of salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 2 tablespoons butter Butter a baking dish. Put bread in food processor or blender and process until it is crumbs. Wash and dry tomatoes, cut off tops and remove pulp.Sprinkle insides of shells with salt and pepper. Put tomato pulp, onion, parsley, egg yolks and seasonings inot a food processor or blender and process until parsley and onion are finely chopped. Mix with the bread crumbs. Melt butter in a saucepan, add tomato mixture and cook over low heat for about 10 minutes. Fill fill tomatos with this mixture. Sprinkle bread crumbs on top if desired. Bake 20 to 25 minutes in a 350 degree oven or until soft.

Potato Puffs
Potato Puffs 2 cups cold mashed potatoes 1 egg, beaten 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1/2 cup grated American cheese Fine dry bread crumbs Shortening Combine potatoes, egg, salt, pepper and cheese. Shape into balls and roll in crumbs. Deep fry in375 degree shortening until brown, about 3 minutes. Drain. Put puffs on paper towels. Serve hot.

Oriental-style Broccoli
Oriental-Style Broccoli 1/2 pound flank steak 1 1/2 pounds broccoli 2 teaspoons sherry 1/8 teaspoon pepper 2 teaspoons soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1/4 cup salad oil 2 teaspoons cornstarch Put meat in the freezer about 15 minutes before starting preparation. Cut cold meat into thin slices, across grain of meat and at a slant. Wash broccoli; cut flowerettes from stalk. Cut stalks into diagonal 1/4-inch slices. Combine sherry, pepper, soy sauce, salt, sugar, and 1/2 cup water. In a skillet over medium high heat add 2 tablespoons of the salad oil; add broccoli-stalk slices. Cover skillet; shake a little and cook 2 minutes. Add broccoli flowerettes; cover and cook another 2 minutes. Broccoli show now be crisply tender. Remove broccoli to a warm plate. Put remaining oil in the hot skillet. Add sliced meat. Brown quickly on both sides. Pour in soy sauce mixture. Cover and cook 2 minutes. Add cooked broccoli. Dissolve cornstarch in 1/4 cup water. Add to brocc

Oriental Cashew Asparagus
Oriental Cashew Asparagus 1 pound asparagus spears 1 1/2 cups fresh button mushrooms 1 medium red onion, cut into thin wedges 1/4 cup chopped sweet red pepper 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 1 teaspoon cornstarch 2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce tablespoon water 2 tablespoons cashew halves Snap off and discard woody bases from fresh asparagus. If desired, scrape off scales. Bias-slice asparagus into 1-inch pieces (you should have 3 cups). Place a steamer basket in a saucepan. Add water to just below the bottom of the basket. Bring water to boiling. Add asparagus to basket. Cover and reduce heat; steam for 2 minutes. Add mushrooms, onion, and seet pepper. Cover and steam for 2 to 5 minutes more or until vegetables are crisp-tender. Remove basket; discard liquid. In the same saucepan melt butter; stir in cornstarch and1/4 teaspoon black pepper. Add the teriyaki sauce and water. Cook and stir until thickend and bubbly. Return vegetables to saucepan; toss gently to coat.

2nd Alarm Hotties
So let's let some of the secrets out of the bag about the second alarm hotties owner, Firechief. To start he is too scared to say anything to someone, he has to talk crap about them to other people and then blocks the person he is talking crap about. He hides behind his hotties...there's a real man for you...lol. He for some reason or another thinks he is the hottest thing in the world and that it's a privilege just to talk to him. What an egotistical prick...but he does what he has to in order to feel better aboput himself. The 2nd Alarm Hotties page is just a way for him get in good with women so that he can try to sleep with them...I guess he is to sorry to actually meet a woman any other way. And for the guys that would consider looking up to him...just think about whether he has tried to recruit your wife or girlfriend...and he doesn't care whether they are married or seeing someone, it doesn't even matter to him that he's married...he'll still try to get your girl into bed

Indian Summer Vegetables
Indian Summer Vegetables 2 ears fresh corn 3 tablespoons butter or margarine 2 medium green peppers, cut into 1/2-inch strips 2 medium onions, sliced 6 medium zucchini, cut into 1/2-inch slices 4 medium tomatoes, cut into quarters 1 1/2 teaspoons salt 1/4 teaspoon coarsely ground pepper 1/4 teaspoon sweet basil 1 1/2 cups grated Parmesan cheese Cut corn off the cob. In a saucepan over medium high heat add butter and melt. Add green peppers and onions. Cover and cook for 5 minutes, stir once or twice. Add 1/4 cup water and remaining ingredients EXCEPT the Parmesan cheese. Cover and cook 10 minutes or until vegetables are crisply tender, not mushy.Shake occasionally during cooking time. Serve sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.

Golden Onions
Golden Onions 3 tablespoons butter or margarine 3 Spanish onions, sliced 1 tablespoon curry powder (more or less) Heat frying pan to 320 degrees. Melt butter, add onions. Cook turning often and breaking into rings until tender and pale golden. Sprinkle with curry powder to taste before serving.

Garden Vegetable Stir-fry
Garden Vegetable Stir-Fry 1/4 cup cold water 2 tablespoons soy sauce 2 teaspoons cornstarch 1 teaspoon sugar 1 teaspoon grated fresh ginger or 1/8 teaspoon ground ginger 1/8 teaspoon black pepper 1 cup green beans, bias-sliced into 1-inch pieces 1 1/2 cups cauliflower, cut into 1/2-inch florets 1 tablespoon cooking oil 1 medium onion, cut into thin wedges 1/2 thinly bias-sliced carrot (1 medium) 1 small zucchini, halved lengthwise and cut into 1/4-inch slices (1 cup) For sauce, in a small bowl stir together water, soy sauce, cornstarch, sugar, ginger and pepper; set aside. In a medium saucepan cook green beans, covered, in boiling salted water for 2 minutes. Add cauliflower. return to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for 1 minute; drain and set aside. Pour oil into wok or large skillet. (Add more oil as necessary during cooking.) Preheat over medium-high heat. Add onion and carrot; stir-fry 2 minutes. Add green beans, cauliflower, and zucchini;

French Fried Onions
French Fried Onions Large onions, sliced crosswise, 1/4 inch thick Seasoned flour 1 egg 1/4 cup milk Fine dry bread crumbs Fat for deep frying Salt Separate onion slices into rings and dip into seasoned flour, then into the egg beaten with the milk. Dip into crumbs and shake to remove excess. Heat shortening to 375 degrees and deep fry until browned, about 3 minutes. Drain and place on paper towels. Sprinkle with salt: serve hot.

Corn Pudding
Corn Pudding 3 eggs 3 tablespoons melted butter 1 tablespoon sugar 1 tablespoon flour 1 1/2 teaspoons salt 1 1/3 cups milk, scalded 1/4-inch thick slice small onion 1 1/2 cups whole kernel corn Butter a 2-quart casserole dish. Put eggs in blender; cover, process at Stir until beaten. Add remaining ingredients; cover, process at Whip only until corn is thoroughly mixed into batter. Pour into the casserole dish. Bake 1 hour and 10 minutes in preheated 350 degree oven.

Collard Greens With Bacon
Collard Greens with Bacon 1 1/2 pounds collard greens 3 slices bacon, chopped 2 cups water 1 7 to 8-ounce smoked pork hock 1/2 cup chopped onion ( 1 medium) 1/2 cup chopped green sweet pepper 1 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground red pepper 4 cloves garlic, minced Red wine vinegar (optional) Wash collard greens thoroughly in cold water; drain well. Remove and discard stems; trim bruised leaves. Coarsely chop leaves to measure 6 cups; set aside. In a large saucepan cook bacon until crisp. Remove bacon, reserving drippings in saucepan. Drain bacon and set aside. Add water, pork hock, onion, sweet pepper, sugar, salt, red pepper, and garlic to saucepan. Bring to boiling. Add chopped collard greens; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, about 1 1/4 hours or until greens are tender. Remove from heat. Remove pork hock. Cover greens; keep warm. When cool enough to handle, cut meat off pork hock. Chop or shred meat; discard bone. Return meat to greens mixture

Candied Sweet Potatoes
Candied Sweet Potatoes 1/4 cup butter or margarine 1 cup brown sugar, firmly packed 1/4 cup orange juice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon grated orange rind 6 medium sweet potatoes, peeled, cut in half lengthwise, cooked Chopped nuts (optional) In a 320 degree skillet combine, butter, brown sugar , juice, salt and rind or cinnamon. Boil, stirring about 2 minutes. Add sweet potatoes to syrup and simmer 10 minutes at about 220 degrees, spooning syrup over potatoes frequently and turning. Serve hot; garnish with chopped nuts if desired.

Asparagus With Almond Sauce
Asparagus with Almond Sauce 1 pound asparagus spears or 1 10-ounce package of frozen asparagus spears 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 2 tablespoons sliced almonds 1 1/4 teaspoons cornstarch 1/2 cup water 2 teaspoons lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon instant chicken bouillon granules Snap off and discard woody bases from fresh asparagus. ( starting at the base and working toward the tip, bend the asparagus spear several times until you find a place where it breaks easily; snap off at that point). If desired, scrape off scales. Cook fresh asparagus, covered in a small amount of lightly salted water for 3 to 5 minutes or until crisp-tender (Or, cook frozen asparagus, according to package directions.) Drain well; transfer to serving platter. Meanwhile, for sauce, melt butter in small saucepan; add almonds. Cook and stir over medium-low heat heat for 3 to 5 minutes or until golden. Stir in cornstarch. Add water, lemon juice, bouillon granules, and a dash of black pepper. Cook and

Rules Of Drunk Dialing!!!
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex and let her know, t

Asparagus-romano Frittata
Asparagus-Romano Frittata 12 large eggs 3/4 cup freshly grated Romano Cheese 1/2 cup whole milk Salt and Pepper` 1 tablespoon butter 1 pound asparagus, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 bunch green onions, thinly sliced Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In medium bowl, whisk eggs, Romano cheese, milk, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/8 teaspoon pepper. In a nonstick 12-inch skillet with oven-proof handle, melt butter over medium-high heat. Stir in asparagus and 1/4 teaspoon salt; cook 4 minutes. Add onions; cook 2 minutes, stirring often. Spread vegetable mixture evenly in skillet. Reduce heat to medium-low. Pour egg mixture into skillet; cook 4 to 5 minutes, without stirring, until egg mixture sets around edge. Place skillet in oven; bake 9 to 10 minutes or until set. Invert frittata onto serving plate; cut into wedges.

Artichokes With Butter Sauce
Artichokes with Butter Sauce 2 artichokes Lemon juice 1/4 cup butter or margarine 1 teaspoon snipped fresh dill, tarragon, or oregano, or 1/4 teaspoon dried dill, tarragon, or oregano, crushed 1 tablespoon lemon juice Wash artichokes, trim stems and remove loose outer leaves. Cut off 1-inch from each top, snip off the sharp leaf tips. Brush the cut edges with a little lemon juice. In a large saucepan or Dutch oven bring a large amount of lightly salted water to boiling; add artichokes. Return to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for 20 to 30 minutes or until a leaf pulls out easily. Drain artichokes upside down on paper towels. Meanwhile. for butter sauce, melt butter. Stir in herb and the 1 tablespoon lemon juice. Turn artichokes right side up. Serve with butter sauce. *NOTE - To eat artichokes, pull off one leaf at a time and dip base into sauce. Draw the base of the leaf through your teeth, scraping off only the tender flesh. Discard remainder of the leaf. C

Lemon New Potatoes
LEMON NEW POTATOES 2 lbs new potatoes 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted 2 tablespoons chopped parsley 1 3/4 teaspoons grated lemon rind Wash potatoes, peel a thin strip around center. Cook potatoes, covered in boiling, salted water for 10 minutes. Add lemon jusice and cook an additional 5 to 10 minutes or until tender; drain. Combine butter, parsley and rind; spoon over hot potatoes andstir gently until coated. Makes 6-8 servings

Vegetable Medley
VEGETABLE MEDLEY 1/2 green bell pepper, sliced 1/2 red bell pepper, sliced 10 mushrooms, fresh, sliced 2 summer squash, sliced 1 small yellow onion, sliced 2 stalks fresh broccoli (break in flowerettes) 1 stick butter garlic salt to taste Arrange vegetables in tray or in 3-quart baking dish. Place the squash and onion on bottom, mushrooms on top. Cover. Microwave on high for 10 to 12 minutes.

Tasty Broccoli
TASTY BROCCOLI 2-3 bunches fresh broccoli, cut into small flowerettes 1 cup cider vinegar 1 tablespoon sugar 1 tablespoon dill seed 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon pepper 1 1/2 cup vegetable oil Mix ingredients, except broccoli. Cover, refrigerate for 24 hours. Cauliflower may be used.

Vote
So its time for another election. Time to elect a new president ( thank God). I have some opinions on Elections. Thought id share. Since I see the things i dislike all over fuland and quite frankly everywhere I look. People that shove politics down peoples throat disgust me. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and their opinion may be "No Politics". Dont try to tell them they are stupid or wrong for not voting. their choice. If they do wanna vote. Dont tell people who to vote for! We all have our own beliefs and party affiliations. That being said go to the polls tommorrow and go vote who you want to vote for( unless of course you could careless and arent gonna vote). Dont let some status, blog, mumm, or bulletin change your mind or belief. If you already voted. Dont throw it down peoples throats that you shouldnt vote for Obama or McCain. Respect peoples opinions and dont get all pissy when someone doesnt vote for who you voted for. I see alot of this around here. Enoug

Sweet Potato Casserole
SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE 3 cups sweet potatoes, about 4 goo sized ones 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup butter 2 beaten eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/3 cup milk Topping: 1/3 cup melted butter 1 cup light brown sugar 1/2 cup flour 1 cup chopped pecans Boil and mash potatoes. Mix in sugar, butter, eggs, vanilla, and milk. Put in 13 x 9-inch baking dish. TOPPING: Melt butter and mix in the remaining ingredients. Sprinkle on top of potatoe mixture. Bake for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. Makes 10 to 12 servings

Spinach Florentine
SPINACH FLORENTINE 1 lb. fresh mushrooms, sliced 1/4 c. chopped onions 1/4 c. butter 1/4 tsp. garlic salt 1 tsp. salt 2-3 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen spinach, thawed and water drained 1 c. grated cheddar cheese Saute mushrooms and onions in butter. Stir in garlic salt and salt. Place one package of spinach in bottom of casserole dish. Pour 1/2 of mushroom mixture over spinach, sprinkle 1/2 of cheese over top. Repeat layers one more time. Bake uncovered at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Makes 6 servings

Ranch Potatoes And Chicken Casserole
Ranch Potatoes and Chicken Casserole This tasty main dish combines the zesty flavor of ranch potatoes with broccoli and chicken. 1 package Betty Crocker® ranch potatoes 4 slices process American cheese 2 cups cut-up cooked chicken 1 package (9 ounces) Green Giant® frozen cut broccoli, thawed and drained 2 1/4 cups boiling water 1 package (3 ounces) cream cheese, cut into cubes and softened 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. Grease 2-quart casserole. 2. Layer uncooked Potatoes, American cheese, chicken and broccoli in casserole. Stir together Sauce Mix, boiling water and cream cheese in medium bowl; pour over broccoli. 3. Bake uncovered 35 to 40 minutes or until potatoes are tender. Sprinkle with Topping; bake about 3 minutes longer. Let stand 5 minutes.

The Vanished Man By Jeffery Deaver
Plot Summary: Fans of Deaver know that he works storytelling magic in his thrillers, not just the Lincoln Rhyme tales (The Stone Monkey, etc.) but also the stand-alones (The Blue Nowhere, etc.). It's fitting, then, that in his new, giddily entertaining story about quadriplegic crime fighter Rhyme, he casts as his villain a professional illusionist-and an apprentice magician as assistant to Rhyme and Rhyme's cop sidekick-lover, Amelia Sachs. The novel opens with the murder of a young female student at a music school on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Caught in the act, the killer vanishes from a sealed room. Forensic and eyewitness clues point to a culprit with magic training; looking for expert help, Sachs encounters an aspiring illusionist, who goes by the stage name of Kara, who agrees to help her and Rhyme. The villain-revealed in passages from his POV as "Malerick," soon identified as a world-class magician with a serious ax to grind-commits further mayhem (including an attack on Rhym

Potatoes Romanoff
POTATOES ROMANOFF 5 cups cooked potatoes, cubed 2 teaspoons salt 1 cup sour cream 2 cups creamed cottage cheese 1/4 cup minced green onions 1 small clove garlic, minced 1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese paprika Mix, salt, sour cream, cottage cheese, garlic and onions and stir into potatoes. Top with grated cheese and sprinkle with paprika. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Makes 6 servings

Potatoes Rancheros Casserole
Potatoes Rancheros Casserole Crunchy tortilla chips, taco-flavored cheese and seasoned ground beef bring the flavors of the Southwest to your table. 1/2 pound lean ground beef 1 package (4.9 ounces) Betty Crocker® au gratin potatoes 2 1/4 cups boiling water 2/3 cup milk 1 cup shredded taco-seasoned or Cheddar cheese (4 ounces) 1 cup coarsely crushed tortilla chips 1. Heat oven to 400ºF. 2. Cook beef in 10-inch skillet over medium heat 8 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until brown; drain. Stir together Potatoes, Sauce Mix, boiling water and milk in ungreased 2-quart casserole. Stir in beef and 1/2 cup of the cheese. 3. Bake uncovered about 30 minutes or until top is light golden brown. Sprinkle chips over casserole; sprinkle remaining cheese over chips. Bake 3 to 5 minutes longer or until cheese is melted. Let stand 2 minutes before serving.

Potatoe Casserole
POTATO CASSEROLE 1 large bag of frozen hash brown potatoes 1 (10 3/4 oz) can cream of chicken soup 2 cups sour cream 2 cups sharp cheddar cheese, grated 1/2 cup onion, chopped crushed cornflakes butter Combine, potatoes, soup, sour cream. and onion and put in a greased 3-quart baking dish. Top with crushed cornflakes. Dot with butter. bake at 325 degrees for 30 minutes or until hot and bubbly.

Outraged
Outraged My 7 year old son just informed me that they held a simulated Presidential election in his 1st grade class today. I could spit nails right now. Teaching children about the election process is one thing, regardless about my own feelings on the subject (I firmly believe our elections are a dog and pony show reinforcing a false illusion of choice, but that's neither here nor there) I asked him how he "voted" and he piped up "I voted for Barak Obama". I asked him how he arrived at his choice, and he said Obama had a funny name, one he could twist into "Barak Omama" As we discussed this, I also asked him where he learned about Mr. Obama, and he indicated that his teacher showed the class a video on the television. When I asked him if he saw both major party candidates or any of the 3rd party candidates, he of course didn't know what I was talking about. After a few more questions he said "Oh yeah the other guy was McCain... bu

Marinated Carrots
Marinated Carrots 2 lbs. carrots, slices and parboiled until crispy tender 2 green peppers, chopped 1 onion, chopped Layer. Mix: 1 (11 oz) can tomato soup 3/4 cup vinegar 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup salad oil 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon dry mustard dash hot sauce 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce Pour mixture over layered vegetables and marinate overnight in refrigerator.

Easy But Fancy Potatoes
EASY BUT FANCY POTATOES 6 medium sized potatoes 1 onion sliced dried parsley salt and pepper 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese or more if desired 1/2 stick of butter or margarine Grease a 2-quart casserole. Slice potatoes very thin. Place half the potatoes in a layer in the dish. Add a layer of onion slices. Sprinkle with dried parsley. Salt and pepper the layer. Add 1/2 cup grated cheese and top with half the butter, which is cut into pats. Repeat the layering of all ingredients. Cover. Bake at 375 degrees for 45 minutes. In MICROWAVE OVEN , cook for 15 minutes or until potatoes are tender.

Deviled Eggs
DEVILED EGGS 6 hard-boiled eggs 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1 tablespoon sweet pickle relish 1 teaspoon vinegar 1/2 teaspoon worcestershire sauce 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard paprika Slice eggs in half lengthwise. Remove the yokes. Mash the yokes with mayonnaise and add remaining ingredients, except paprika. Blend thoroughly. Stuff egg whites. Sprinkle with paprika. Makes 6 servings

Chet's Scalloped Potatoes
CHET'S SCALLOPED POTATOES 4-5 medium potatoes, sliced 1/2 green pepper, chopped 1 medium onion, chopped milk 1 (10 1/2 oz) can cream of mushroom soup lightly grease casserole. Put a layer of potatoes, followed by green pepper and onions. Repeat until casserole is filled. Pour mixture of 1 can mushroom soup mixed with 1 soup can of milk over potatoes. Salt and pepper. Bake at 350 degrees for 60 minutes. Makes 6 servings

Hurting
So the day after and i want to bury myself and hide from everything and everyone. it may seem silly to some people but the fact is i am hurt and angry. i have had friendships end and some just fade, i have been betrayed but sometimes there is that one person that can do the most damage that one person you confide in that can mean so much to you, but then they do something that completely breaks your heart. how do you forgive after that, you want to hold on to that friendship you once had, but know it wont be the same maybe i am being silly and stupid but what i am feeling right now is neither of those things. i aimed for some understanding but just got even angrier. i guess it is just time that i have to rely on as the old saying goes time heals all wounds

My Weekend In The Wild Midwest!
My adventure started by talking to a guy. We talked for over a month and he invited me for a weekend. I flew out on Halloween for a weekend. He picked me up at the airport and took me home. He showed me around the city before he took me home. When we got to his house we proceeded to his bedroom. We were making love when we heard a crack and the bed was leaning. I broke the bed! We went to the guest room for the rest of the evening. We had to be careful not to break that bed. I have had a total of 13 hours sleep the whole weekend. Saturday we went out twice. We got really trashed on Saturday night. I had him rolling on the floor laughing. I was in fine form that night! I had so much fun. We had breakfast at 5:00 in the afternoon. I really need some good crock pot recipes! Sunday we went to town and cooked out. I have laughed so much in the last 3 days my sides are killing me. I met his brother who had a tshirt on that said boobies make me smile. He had a shit eating grin on his

15k For 100 Comments
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My People And Others Please Help Me Out
SO I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE IN A WHILE BUT I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN ACTIVE ON THIS SITE AGAIN AND I NEED TO GET MY LEVEL UP SO I CAN START MY OWN BAD ASS LOUNGE!!!! ANYTHING THAT YA CAN DO TO HELP NE GET MY LEVEL UP WILL BE APPRECIATED AND I WILL DEFF RETURN ALL THE FAVOR'S THANKS AND HOPE MY PEOPLE WILL HELP ME GET MY LEVEL UP THERE :D

Points Needed To Level!
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World.
I light a candle and say a prayer tonight. Something selfish and vague, like begging for happiness, kindly requesting love, peace, feeling. I count out those 108 ego crushing mantras. The candle sputters on 56... or was it 58? Nevermind, you'll know when you run out. But for some reason, I can't stay in these moments. My thoughts drift back to those dreams, those lips. The sigh came involuntarily. So did the cessation of alms. How can I pray for the world, when she has become mine?

Sword
Danger...around every corner. I have, become pure water... I can identify, I close my eyes... I wear my sword at my side... I wear my sword at my side... Cleanse me, deep in fire. I have, become pure water... I wear my sword at my side... I wear my sword at my side...

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Bound down..... Pessure of the world.... Weighing unpon me..... Standing Firm..... Underneath....... Atlas gives me Strength...... Living Yearning learning..... Fires within Burning..... Dark Cold all around.... Soundless sound..... Light from within let me see again....

Ishtar Gita
I come from the silence As a word spoken in the dark, I come from the stillness As a breath blown Through the tunnels of time and space. All those who listen in the night For My voice, Shall feel My breath Upon their face, And hear My song Filling their heart with gladness. My temple is resurrected in your cells, And My sacred rituals are enacted Through your genitals. But the world has closed their ears To My songs, And closed up My temples, And let the flame of My alters Grow cold. For they think My temples profane, And My rituals obscene. They've all forgotten How they came to Life's banquet, And what a miracle Their children truly are. If you can not honor Me, It is because you no longer Honor yourself. I am the Eternal Mother, Through Me Life flows like a great river Poured out into all That you experience. For I am Life, And Life is what I am. Infinite, Eternal Yet always Changing - Always New. A kaleidoscope of realities Infinitely expandin

So Sad
HEY LADIES IM BRYON AND IM JUST TRYING TI FIGURE OUT WHY I CANT GET A GIRL I THINK ITS CUZ OF THE GOLD TEETH CUZ EVERY GIRL THAT WAS INTRESTED COULD NOT LOOK PAST THE GOLD TEETH AND IM 25 AND IM IN NEED OF A GIRLFRIEND I BEEN SINGLE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS NOW AND IM LOOKING TO GET BACK IN A RELATIONSHIP SO IF YOU ARE IN FLORIDA AROUND BROWARD OR MIAMI AND THIK IM CUTE GET AT ME THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG

Sweeeet Auction
NATURAL_WITCH IS IN AN AUCTION!!! Come bid on this SWEET Witch in Dianas new Candy Shoppe Auction. While your at it, r/f/a Ms. Diana and rate all the pics for the people in the auction. SWEET BIDDING!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! (repost of original by '~MysticFaerie~***Happy Co-Owner of Club United***' on '2008-11-03 17:14:39')

I Seriously Do Not Know
I just felt like creating a blog. Figured I'd give people an pdate of none other than me. Well as of Aug 3 I have been unemployed for 3 months, and it sucks big hairy bull balls. I feel my life is going nowhere. I have a boyfriend but I fear we won't go out on our first date until Dec. 6. I missed my chance to get an awesome job because I forgot all about it, I forgot what day it was. If you want to comment on this blog go for it.

Lady Of The Wild Things
Let me drink of Your waters That flow from Your spring, And ride Your mare's back To take me and bring, All the tree's secrets That are whispering low, To the winds in Your hair That speak as they blow. Let me fly with blue wings To Your moon dripping blood, And swim Your dark seas To Your bliss bearing flood Of all the Earth's passions That are whispering low, To the winds in Your hair That speak as they blow. Let me play in Your darkness That fills Your deep caves, And dance in the fires That are lit at the raves - Of all the Earth's children That are whispering low To the winds in Your hair That speak as they blow.

1st Impressions Of Fubar
first impressions of fubar. I was up to level 10....deleted my profile and started all over again , and i really dont know why im back again to be honest. It seems to be populated by women who are more than willing for you to rate every single last one of their pics , but they will never go near yours. And , whats the whole thing about rating everyone a 10 ? Its just so false. I would actually prefer someone voted me a 7 , or a 9 or whatever , but when you get a 10 every time , it starts to get old fast. How would you know if someone " genuinely " thought you were attractive or not ? very lame.

Burning Brightly
Allowing Your Soul To Shine At times, we’ve all wanted to crawl under a rock and hide away from the world. We may have preferred to be invisible rather than let other people see us or notice that we exist. This desire not to be seen often happens when we are feeling very hurt, angry, or simply weary of the world. And while we may console ourselves with the defense that we are shy, an introvert, or a loner, we may actually be hiding. When we hide and make believe that we are invisible, we can think that we no one sees us even though, truthfully, we are only really hiding from ourselves. And while we may try to live life as inconspicuously as possible, we only succeed in becoming more conspicuous because people can’t help but notice that we are trying to hide our light. None of us are meant to hide; each one of us radiates a unique brilliance that is meant to illuminate the world. When we try to dim our light, we diminish the natural radiance of the Universe, and we deprive the peo

Vote! Even If It's For The Wrong Person.
This is a plea to all. Vote. And I'm not that particular who you vote for. Well, I am, but I'm stepping off my soapbox tonight. No propaganda from or about either side. Just please, please vote. This is the most important election of OUR lifetime, that's for sure, and one of the most important ever. We're in a very strange and fragile place, and we need to speak up. We need to be heard. And we can be heard by stepping into that happy little booth and throwing down our two-cents. Devo.Freedom of Choice victims of sedition, on an open sea no one ever said, life was free sink, swim, go down with the ship just use your freedom of choice i say it again, in the land of the free use your freedom of choice, freedom of choice in ancient Rome, there was a pawn who fought along, and watched the fall he cast a song, he felt secure he felt that he, would never be heard freedom of choice is what you've got freedom of choice you're given a voice, you don't want it seems to

Good News!
This weekend has been a good one. First of all my Grandpa came up from NC to visit. :) Second, Alannah turned 6 months old. She is 16lbs and 25.25 inches. Third, I got promoted at work! I'll go into more details some other time when I'm not trying to do a million things and having someone keep talking to me... :)

The Journey Of Finding A Relationship
Our Relationship Choices Before we embark upon the journey of finding the relationship that is right for us, we may want to take the opportunity to refine our concept of who we are and our ideas of what we want from life. That way, we are clearer on the kind of person we want to attract into our lives. Part of the journey of finding a mate is learning how to become our own mate. When we can learn to meet our needs without relying on someone else to complete us, we don’t have to form relationships from the space of needing our emptiness to be filled. We can also discover our intrinsic value, separate from what someone else might be reflecting back to us. Getting to know who we are and learning to love ourselves creates a solid foundation of self that we can bring to any relationship. We are fortunate to live in a time when relationships can unfold at a pace that is right for us and take unique forms. Friendship, dating, open relationships, long term relationships, long distance re

Godfather Mother Auction
Join The GodFather/GodMother Auction! I Just GodMother'd And Thought What A Perfect Time For An Auction~Contest! This Will Also Be A CASH Only Auction! You Must Have A Verified SaluteAnd You Must Be Either A God Father Or Mother! This Is Also A Rates Contest! The Winner With The Most Rates At The End Of The 2 Weeks Will Get 3 Million FuBux! Send Me In A Private Message: Your Link To The Photo Your Offer What You Would Not Like In Your Bid Your 50K To Enter We Are Not Responsible For Non Payment We Will Pimp The Auction But For Your Best Bid and Rates You Need to Pimp Yourself For The Bidders: Your Bid Must Be A Cash Bid Only! No Fubux! If Offered Bid Will Be Deleted If You Bid Make Sure You Can Pay Up!!!! Auction Will Start When There Are 10 Entries GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY FU'ing! PLEASE REMEMBER NO DRAMA!! Tags Will Be Made Prior To Start Of Auction. First To Sticky In Mine Or Carebears Name Gets 500K Brought To You By: *Pink

Tonight's Game Will Effect The Election
The game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Washington Redskins will decide who will be in office.... The Redskins Rule According to Steve Hirdt of the Elias Sports Bureau, for the past 17 president elections: If the Redskins win their last home game prior to Election Day, the party that won the popular vote in the previous election wins the White House; if the Redskins lose, the party that lost the popular vote in the previous election wins. Steelers win: Obama victory. Redskins win: McCain victory. If you are voting for McCain go for the Redskins if you are voting for Obama go for the Steelers

Lets Get This Done We Can Do This Fast And No Pain
All Shadow Bombers are to work on the last 3 giveways till done!!!If u have reasons u cant c tj till Bratt and Chaotic can come back online.He will tell them of excuses that u have.But this needs to be done as soon as possible.Also add TJ..WE will be takin names down or printouts of ppl daily along with totals of comments if u dont show with out tellin him u will b removed from fam.Those that have real work and have told Bratt or Chaotic about it can b excused just try to help as much as u can!!!NO SHOWS FOR DAYS WILL BE TERMINATED!!!

My Bulletin From My Best Friend Sdmf Pink Passion. I Love It...
This Tempting Lady has got her Auto 11's on! Tempting Enchantress@ fubar Hit her up, Spank her page, Let's Make her an Oracle !! Just keep ratin' and ratin' ..... She's soooo worth the Carpal Tunnel. Pimped with Love: Tappinit Brick House - Commodores (repost of original by 'Tappinit' on '2008-11-03 16:42:19')

Tinas Candy Shoppe Bully
NATURAL_WITCH IS IN AN AUCTION!!! Come bid on this SWEET Witch in Dianas new Candy Shoppe Auction. While your at it, r/f/a Ms. Diana and rate all the pics for the people in the auction. SWEET BIDDING!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Used........
Can you see it beyond the horizon a one way departure from all a heart has ever known to be true Suddenly it has turned cold beyond these tears falling angry and cruel Feeling used once you held me in your arms now I am sitting here alone Suddenly it's too overwhelming tired of waiting on stars that never fall I wake in the pouring rain shivering and the world I've known is gone Nothing seems to make sense anymore feeling used...

Urgent! Missing In Montgomery Al!
I am posting this for a dear friend, her son has been missing since 10/11/08 and I am hoping someone, somewhere might have seen him/know his whereabouts... (Driver's License pic) Jeremy Leon Payne, resident of Montgomery Alabama, has not been heard from/seen by his mother, wife, or children since 10/11/08...the local police refuse to file a report because they "do not have the resources" Blue Eyes Brown Hair 5'10" - 145 LBS Tattoos: tat on left forearm that says "Halee", tat on right shoulder of a creature He was last seen driving" 1990 White Acura Integra with a Tail Fin on the back. Near Air Base Blvd !!! Near Maxwell Air Force Base. Jeremy's car Example of vehicle PLEASE contact me @ goodevildotnet@gmail.com if you think you have ANY info that could lead to his whereabouts, thank you very much!

Martin Truex Jr
Well what can I say about Martin other then he is a great friend and an awsome driver. Yes that is him in those pics that I have. No ladies he is taken by someone as well if you are wondering. Well lets see here his family and my family are really great friends since we were kids. Now he went a different path then me in his racing career and it shows since he races in the Nascar Sprint Cup Series. He is currently helping me try to make it with some team and I hope I do make it too. Hopefully he remains in what he is doing and hopefully I will make it since in the past it has shown that we can motivate each other on the track. Which means we both usually do well.

New Train..james Dean Rebel Without A Cause (new Members Added)
JAMES DEAN TRAINREBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE RATE, FAN & ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU OR RE-RATE AND LEAVE A COMMENT SILVERPIXI SWTCHRRYPIE MANLY DUST ME PINK SIXTYNINEMUNCH a> DEBICAKES TEXAS TWISTER RING OF FIRE LUCRETIA MISHNUMBER1 MICKI BLUE EYES VITAMIN DE

My Racing Stats
Well I really didn't pay attention to most of my stats for most of the things I did since I was a kid. Now how ever I do have stats for the ASA and ARCA Remax. I raced the 21 Ford Car in the ASA Racing Series and 28 Ford Car in the Arca Remax Series. My ASA Career: 148 Starts, 25 Wins, 32 Top Fives, 51 Top Tens and 1997 and 1998 ASA Racing Series Champion. My Arca Career: 15 Starts, 2 Wins, 5 Top Fives, 12 Top Tens. Well this is where I stood when I stopped but I have another 10 starts and in those 10 starts I have 1 dnf(Did Not Finish), 5 Top Fives, 8 Top Tens and ended up with a total of 6 wins for the series and ended up 2nd in the points standings in the ARCA Remax Series. The wins are between the total of the 25 starts I had in that series.

Welcome To Paradise
I am Jessica. I live in a Podunk town, I have a huge family with no sense of pride for themselves(them not Me). I live at home to take car of my mom. I just turned 21 and have hundred of those one time I was drunk and I did...stories, and more stories sober than most. I have done some crazy things. To start I moved here from a great place named Laconia. I wasn't popular or cool or even friendly towards pretty much any human. I had friends but that doesn't always mean I liked them. I 2 separate dating experiences. Then my parents said, " Were moving to be closer to your stepfathers family." I remember thinking Fucking Awesome loons I barely knew hanging around more and more. Then after various quiet days here, I started to open up and people I guess really liked me, I wasn't like cheerleader popular but I had many friends. And didn't really date until senior year. Where to begin about Dustin....We were made for each other, he was perfect for me then. He opened my eyes and add fr

Lets Play,i Know It Has Been Played Before So Humor Me...
Ask me a question, any question and I will answer! Beware! I will ask you a question in return! What do you say? Care to dig deeper than we've ever dug before in an attempt to get to know each other better? You want to know who I am, it's only fair that I want to know who you are So .... Ask me anything! Just be prepared to answer a question in return! Ready, Set, Play!

Need Crew Leaders!!!
To start off....I am unable to be on here all the time and I hired people as crew leaders to help with the homepage but they have things going on and are unable to be on the homepage some if any at all.. like i have stated before I NEED HELP!!! The homepage needs somebody watching it most of the time or at least have people around to do levelups on the homepage!! Right now we are missing levelups and potential new members because there is never nobody around to post the levelups. I am going to find people who are around alot and are willing to help!! So if you are interested PLEASE LET ME KNOW...Message on this page or on Scooters or Wizards page!! As of right now we have no crew leaders!! The people who are crew leaders I love them to death but I need people who are around alot to help!! If you are interested please let me know!! If you are one of the current crew leaders i still want you to be a part of the family..Like I said you guys are great friends but this is killing th

How It Started
I started out when I was 10 with go-karts, midgets, and some sprint cars. I also started out with my bestfriend you see in those pics I have. We both started with the Go-kart thing. Then I went from there to racing bikes and doing bmx for sometime. From there I started a dirt bike career when I was 14. Finally I got tired of what I was doing since I was doing so good that I went back to stock car racing when I was 16 and I was also playing some other sports while I was still in School. I stopped for a while due to an injury I got and finally went back in when I was 20 while I was in the army as well. When I finally took some outside work with the army's help I started my career in racing by taking on the ASA Racing Series while being on call as a soldier for missions. Went from the ARCA Remax series to finish out with due to lack of sponsorships and a fight between me and another driver. I finally have come to where I am now which is me Testing on a regular basis for certain teams and

Something Im Working On
You leave me broken and bleeding With my hatred for you seething Still you look my way There aint no fvkin way The Rage in my veins is building in my brain Like a runaway train I become the bane of your existance You know that you can never resist this You keep coming back for more But all I have left to give is pain

The Obama Media Will Lose
The Obamedia Will Lose, McCain Supporters Unite! November 2nd, 2008Posted: 9:11 pm by Conservative Gal The Obamedia Will Lose, McCain Supporters Unite! Note: The article below is a subjective commentary which may contain views that do not necessarily represent the views of YouDecide2008.com as a whole. Our site features views of all angles so we welcome you to argue or agree with the commentary writers, enjoy! It’s become very clear this year that every major media outlet is in the tank for Obama to the point where they can no longer breathe. We hear everyday how McCain supporters are “discouraged” while Obama supporters are “energized” about their candidate. This is all part of the media’s campaign to discourage McCain supporters and passively suppress the vote. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t matter, the only thing that matters is every single McCain supporter going to the polls and casting a vote. The media will try to dispirit and debase you during the next 48 h

The Grand Canyon Of Life
To see this battle, to this war Learning life, potential death and the reasons we are here for To hear of wimps and complainers who want it all Do they feel agony?, do they feel pain? most cannot recall Its too hot, its too cold Complaining of fatigue and being just too old What is terminology, what is mind set? Be happy for what they have, actions they will in time regret Why are so many crying? They are soo far from dying Do they feel this pain, that is inside All the odds that have to be defied They hide in many places, they barely battle anything during the day So things are hard, so life is tough does it take enjoying life away? Lazy people and ones who just give up Need to take a seat, listen and just shut up Careers and goals, the time is ticking Decisions and wrong paths are slowly sticking Yet success is somewhere that can be found Take better of yourselves mentally and physically to stick around Muscles twitching and shaking in disarray Still dr

Why I Wont Vote For Obama
Sen. Obama seems like a nice enough person, but so many things just don't add up to his making a good President of the United States. Here are a few reasons I cannot support him and maybe you will feel the same way(?). 1. It is mathematically impossible for 95% of Americans to receive the tax break that Sen. Obama keeps touting. Currently, 95% of Americans do not pay federal income taxes. Only 62% of Americans pay federal income taxes. So, if 95% of Americans are to receive some sort of “tax break,” that actually means upwards of 35% of Americans will receive a hand out, not an actual tax break. And, who will foot that “bill?” Americans that actually have to pay taxes—like you and me. 2. Sen. Obama’s tax increases are only supposed to affect the rich, which he has referred to as those making over $250,000 a year. Those of you making $250,000 annually, ask yourselves if you feel rich. Even if you don’t feel rich you may be considered rich because this number keeps coming down. Sen

The Eyes Of Darkness
The eyes of darkness death's dual spies, their gaze alone will end our lives. The end is near, you must take heed. Death is here to act out its deed. The eyes of darkness search for me, I slip away so they don't see. I enshroud myself in the night, so one more hour I'll dwell to fight. The eyes of darkness fall on me, stricken with fear I call to thee, for my soul is what they beseech, Goddess please guard me from their reach. The eyes of darkness capture me, ail and doom for eternity. Athena to thee I implore, unite the Gods to win this war. The eyes of darkness renounce me, on wings of angels I did flee. Out of the fiery pits of hell, for one more day I live to tell.

The States I Was In
I started out by going to North Carolina, then I went to Hawaii. I finally went overseas for a year. Came back and went to Texas, then to California for some more training and I went back to North Carolina for last bit of my training for my new job that i had. Then finally ended it in Hawaii for the last 6 months I was in.

Sex Signs
table width="380" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center" border="0" style="border: 2px solid black; background: white;" bgcolor="#ffffff"> Your Sex Sign is... Treat you with respect and you'll give your lover incredible sex - night after night. While you're a bit old fashioned, you're a sexual expert. If someone is serious about wanting you for keeps, you won't let him or her down... (but you will go down!) Virgo, you are strikingly attractive - with the best legs and firmest ass of the Zodiac! More than anything, you must be treated with respect - no one night stands, no quickies in the back of a car. You consider lovemaking an event, and you will spend hours creating the perfect scene for love: Perfumed sheets, wine, candlelight, lingerie.... No one can beat you for sexual know-how. You are a technical expert. You know all the places your lover wants to be touched... and you can arouse anyone with your tongue and hands. You'll take special care to fi

The Union Of Dj Dragan & Noti
Come Join Us As We Unite TogetherIn The Bonds Of Fu Matrimony DJ Dragan & Noti Tuesday November 4th, 200812:30 p.m. E.S.T. a> click pic to enter The Real Red Dragon Stop By The Lounge And Have A Drink With UsJoin And Have Some Fun!!

Stand
I walk down a lonely road, constantly searching for a path. The path that will lead me to where I need to be. A place where responsibility stands firm. Where I will stand tall, never wavering. Always looking out for you. Along with memories of sad times, behind me the road begins to fade. I am nearing the path that leads to you. Along with a bright future and good times, ahead of me the sun begins to shine. I will soon stand firm, with you by my side. Your hand in mine, you step forward into our future. With dizzying fear filling my head, hesitantly I follow. Into the future we go, knowing not where it will lead. But we will take on anything that stands in our way. We will conquer everything. Together we will stand.

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As I sit here alone wondering is this the end. Just being afraid am I going to lose my best friend. I'm so scared today, I don't know what to do My emotions are running all in circles, thinking what should I do. Today makes me realize that I cannot be without you. Simply for the fact of how much I love you. This is so hard to write because I'm trembling with fear. I miss you already, I wish you were here. I feel so sick, wondering how am I going to sleep. I wish I could be in your arms, but now it's like a giant leap. All I can say is please don't leave me for long. Our Love is much stronger, you and me belong.

A Song Of Trembling Sorrow
A song of trembling sorrow she bellows, the cries of a young lass as she wallows. Once a gentle maiden now in a craze, death surrounding her, she's out of her cage. Bedecked in bloodstains, she walks through the night, searching for the lover who betrayed their plight. He broke his promise by bedding another, with vengeance in mind she cut off her lover. A song of trembling sorrow she cries, the pale young girl remembers the lies. I love you he says,but she's a waitin' off down the road, to be with his maiden. Our vows she screamed til death do we part, Crimson pools all around, as she pulls out his heart. The deceit is now over, no more lies will be told, she ended the lives of two lovers so cold. A song of trembling sorrow, she sings no more, this spurned young maiden, has been turned into lore. In her haggard mind she wronged a right, when she ended the song on that bitter night