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Hva Betyr Navnet Isis?
Det betyr "Hun som eksisterer i seg selv". Vi som menn har ingen mulighet til å si at vi "egentlig" står bak Isis og backer henne opp. Vi kan ikke si at vi har oppfunnet henne. Men det kan ikke kvinnene heller. Jeg brukte Giraffen som et mulig bilde på kvinnen i et møte med Egypt og Isis. Grunnene til det valget er flere. Først og fremst at Amon som flokkdyr/sau/kvinne pekte mot løvinnen som et av aspektene ved Isis og gjør koblingen mulig ved at Løvinnen er et flokkdyr. Andre tilnærmingsmuligheter som Panter, Tiger etc er lås ettersom det ikke sier noe mer enn henvisningen. Men den egentlige grunnen er valget mellom Elefanten og Giraffen som mulige alterativer. Vi har streifet innom Elefantguden i India og det gjør, i tillegg til Elefanten som håpløst bilde på kvinnen, Giraffen til det egentlig eneste alternativet mellom de to. Giraffen er IKKE et flokkdyr. Og det trenger heller ikke kvinnen å være, hele tiden. Isis peker mot El-Le i navnet Elefant. Isis har klokhet

Back From Italy
ok...i am back...and now i have to leave again had 1 month working at 2 different bases had a blast and met some cool people...but now i am off to a base in katterbach germany,,will only be gone a week so i will see you all soon

Disappointed
I am so VERY SICK of people I thought were my friends. Thru this whole election process I have made it VERY CLEAR I am a Republican, and a supporter of McCain/Palin. I HAVE NOT ONCE gotten into my friends who are DEMOCRATS faces about their choice in their political party. I however have been shouted at, deleted, and even called a whore for being a Republican backing McCain/Palin. We are Americans who have the right to vote as we choose, and speak our minds. IF you voted for Obama then that was ur choice, and ur right. DO NOT come to my page and shout BS at me. I have my beliefs and u have urs. LET'S KEEP THEM OUT OF OUR FRIENDSHIPS ON HERE. If u want to talk logically about the election, then that is one thing, but the first time I feel insulted. I do have a delete button, and I WILL use it.

Ain't Gonna Catch Me Slippin'
I D E S P I S E tattletales. There's one amongst my cworkers. Funny thing is, she doesn't know I know. She has it out for me. Don't know exactly why either. Sure I made mistakes in my first few weeks in a new position. It happens. But I learned from my mistakes. It's all good now. Or so I thought. Whatever happened to the code of the street? No matter what, don't narc, Don't squeal, Keep yo mouth shut, Mind yo business. Oh wait, she's an uptight, racist, war mongering, busy body. She's the old lady that writes angry letters and spies on her neighbors thru her blinds from the safe haven that is her living room. The fake woman who's sticky sweet to your face but talks up a shit storm as soon as you turn the corner. Shitty thing is, I would go out of my way for her. I thought she was cool! We'd talk shit, make jokes...hmph. Now I know better. Not gonna catch me slippin' again. My lips are sealed. -REL

Pretty Cool Or Is It?
Well it seems as though I finally got a book published, not sure if that is a good thing or not, but I think it's pretty awesome nevertheless. Just thought I would share the news with you! And yes, I will send you a copy Rick.

My Papa...
My life will not be the same without you. I will never forget you. You were more of a father to me than a grandfather. I cherish every memory I have of you. You were the best man I have ever known. We will take care of Gramma, don't worry. I love you so much. alt="Photobucket" /> Orval XXXX, 71, of Middleton, an Idaho native, went home to be with his Heavenly Father, July 27, 2008. He died peacefully at his home with his wife and daughters at his bedside following years of fighting an unhealthy heart and lungs. Orval was born Jan. 28, 1937, in Twin Falls. He served three years in the US Army during the Korean War and worked in tire shops and excavation prior to retirement. He is survived by his loving wife of 51 years, Kay XXXX, his daughters, Kimberly XXXX of Susanville, CA, Sandra XXXX of Nampa, Jacki XXXX of Red Bluff, CA and Lori XXXX of Nampa; also 11 grandchildren and 11 great-grandchildren, all of whom he loved very much. Special thanks to Cortney and Shara for all the

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Me!
So today is the first day I have felt better, and the doctor's think I may live to see another day! Thanks to everyone who put up with the cranky me being miserable. I will be for a little bit more, until they decide whether or not I can keep my kidney:( The election is over THANK GOD ITS OVER) and it was a huge relief to not be changing channels for negative campaign ads running rampant on our air space. I realize that not everyone is happy with all of the results, and it will take time for everyone (myself included) to learn and deal with the changes that will be coming to this country. Please keep in mind the most important things in life, your family, your friends, and your hearts. Please Support our TROOPS, whether or not you support the war. There is more to life than NSFW pics. I am going back to the homework now, will get off my soapbox. Or whatever you want to call it. The broom I rode in on is standing in the corner so please don't acknowledge it.

Stitch! Has Had Enough!
You know... it's nice to see that our country...The United States of America has made real history within the last 12-13 hours in letting our government know that we the people want real change in our country's future. I am so proud to be an American in this day and age. A country that my grandfather fought in WWII to protect. A country my father AND mother served during Vietnam. With all this being said, as happy as I am that the American people voted for change, I have to say I am disheartened by the tone of many people on FUBAR. People that are calling our New President - Elect a joke or worse. As I see it...we all have a chance to work together but you fools want to keep things divided and the same as it has been the last 200 plus years. I am tired of the masked racism and failure in accepting things as they are. For anybody who disagrees with me...that's fine...it is your right to do so. However...If you are going to hold onto your petty bullshit and continue being close m

Oh The Humanity
As a species: humans are capable of most anything and history shows this is true. Change comes slow or it's turbulent. Humanity thinks it has evolved from the caveman days. Or even think we've have changed since the 70's. We're due for change and it's not going to be easy, folks. The next 4 years will be interesting to say the least. Doesn't matter anyhow because it's been predicted that the world as we know it will cease to exist after December 21st, 2012. My 43rd birthday. yea. me.

The New President Of The Usa
OK well I am a Republican through and through. I voted this year and McCain didn't win. I am upset. but I will move forward. I knew with all the celebrity support for Obama that he would win. Hell I don't think I would have known who he was had Oprah not have him on her show when he first decided to run. I think it's sad that we need change so bad that people voted for someone who never actually said what programs he was going to cut funding to. What if it is for something that benefits us? It seems that he is going after the small businesses that are already in trouble and sadly more jobs are going to be lost then gained. So anyway I will support the President Elect Obama and hope for the best. A lot can happen in the next few months, so I will just have to wait and see. If some good can come out of this then great. I don't see the war with Irag or Afghanistan ending anytime soon. Wait it's not a war it's a conflict. Ok so I said my peace. If something happens in the next four yea

Prison
ok well yall i use to be a regular on here till i went to prison i was locked up for 4 months but now i am at a rehab in birmingham alabama so i am just getting back up to speed on all my e-mails and stuff so please stop by and say hey sometime much love to all my friends and drink one for me!!!!!!!!

The Next President Of The United States
The American people have spoke yesterday and elected Obama the next President of the United States. God help us. Here are my predictions for the next four years. Obama will have the troops withdrawn from Iraq and Afghanistan. Remember Osama Bin Laden? Be prepared to see him in the news. Remember his promise to the American people? He vowed to kill 2 million Americans. Under Islamic law, they cannot attack another country or entity while their homeland is occupied. Once American troops leave both countries, Bin Laden and Al Quada will attack the United States. Their next attack will make 9/11 look like a walk in the park. The economy: Remember Jimmy Carter? Double digit inflation? Double digit unemployment rates? Double digit interest rates? Gas rationing? Be prepared! I predict that inflation will return to the levels that we saw in the late 70's. Unemployment will soar as jobs continue to go off shore to places like China and India. Unions will force Americ

Election '08
I don't wanna stop bitchin'. I have the right to bitch, I voted, and my candidate lost, that does not take away my right to bitch. See, it's already starting, the Obama Bin Laden supporters even want to take away our right to bitch. What's next???

Ponder It
Insight to a conversation about 60’s TV Okay, so morning TV is pretty crappy. Actually MOST daytime TV is crappy. One way we cope with this around here [aside from Willbur taking over the TV to play video games] is to watch old episodes of "Bewitched" and "I dream of Jeanie". We both love these two wonderfully iconoclastic characters! But think about it...These shows were produced during the height of the "women's movement" and during the big push for equal rights. When being a single mom due to the empowerment of divorce was also a major TV issue, these two shows have lead females who ultimately bow down submissively to the men in their lives -- even if they behave passive aggressively on some points to help their men as the ladies deem fit...ANYHOW... Today we were watching Jeanie. We both love her sooooo much. She's so adorable always running around saying things like, "Yes Master", "Whatever pleases you, Master", "I only want to make you happy", etc. For a S&M household the

The Election....a Lil Late I Know
Our Founding Fathers were collectively the brightest, wealthiest, and most powerful men of their era. They risked everything they had by declaring their independence from what was, at that time, the greatest military and economic power in the world.Quite frankly, we have not had such intellect, innovation, and "testicular fortitude" at the helm of our country since then, and I believe will never see men of such strong backbone in our government again.Just over 200 years later, England is a shadow of its past world dominance and the United States has fallen so far away from the country our forefathers created for us that they would shed tears of dismay if they could walk among us today. History provides a road map of where the US is heading…Is our demise inevitable? No, but ONLY if we study the past and make the difficult, yet proper, decisions to prevent history from repeating itself in our country as it has done with every group of people before us, from every culture imaginable.

Cancer And The Forthcoming Loss Of A Friend
it seems as if cancer is overtaking someone special in my life, again. i've lost my mother, brother, friends to this dreaded disease. and now it's claiming another victim. this person hasn't been in my life very long. maybe two years. but she and her lifemate have become very special to me in that short time. yesterday, paul and i went with them to see our friends' cancer doctor. he told her that he was discontinuing her chemo treatment and that there was nothing else that could be done, except to make her comfortable. she told paul that he said she had weeks/months to live but he wouldn't give her a year. a death sentence to be sure. she has been fighting ovarian cancer for many years. she had a hysterectomy and had it beat once. then it came back and i have watched it take it's toll on her. worse yet, it's taking it's toll on her lifemate/girlfriend. yesterday, i watched her break down and cry numerous times. i remember going through the same thing when my mo

Every Ladies Favorite Letter...o
Your Inner Blood Type is Type O You are outgoing, gregarious, and well loved. And it's a good thing you're super charming... Because you also tend to be a bit flaky! Your confidence gets your far, and you always speak your mind. You are most compatible with: O and AB Famous Type O's: John Lennon and Elvis What's Your Inner Blood Type?

Awakening
For all the men in my life...every pun intended. ;) Awakening Waking up to him, is instant pleasure The warmth of his flesh against mine¯ A heady mixture Muscles beneath taut skin Rolling, as he pulls me into him Against the wakening shaft of morning light It feels...oh, so sweet and right Arousing Electrifying Far more satisfying than that first cup of coffee¯ Under sunlight, as we begin a new day together I feel his hand like the caress of a feather Tracing down to cup my waist Smooth fingers wide To feel the contour of my skin, I sigh Lost, as he memorizes each pulsing nerve Drumming hot within His cock nestles firmly between my legs, from behind Hot and hard and perfectly dangerous Promising Pushing Claiming his right to this place In my bedding scented with sex Our moans and cries and... The creaking of my bed This is my life with him And each morning when I feel his touch I move with him, take him Love him as though his time here will soo

Christmas In Australia
Christmas in Australia takes place in the heat of summer since the country is located in the Southern Hemisphere. Many Australians still look to their British roots at this special time of year and a traditional Christmas meal usually includes a turkey dinner, sometimes with ham. Often a flaming Christmas plum pudding is added for dessert or else a special Australian meringue confection, Pavlova -- adorned with kiwifruit and passionfruit. Some Australians and particularly tourists have their Christmas dinner (midday) on a local beach. Bondi Beach in Sydney's Eastern Suburbs attracts thousands of people on December 25th. Other families enjoy their day on a picnic. If they are at home, the day may be punctuated by swimming in the pool, playing Cricket in the backyard, and other outdoor activities beneath swaying palms. In Sydney, an interdenominational carols and scripture service is conducted at St. Mary's Cathedral. Hundreds of singers from dozens of church choirs

My Birthday
Hey, first I just want to say sorry. I know I have missed talking to a few people on here....but as stressed as life has been...I didn't feel like fighting with a site that constantly kicks me off. No matter tho'...I get to see how well I'm loved in my absence...or rather how unloved. I just want to say thank you to the few who didn't just wait till I was online...who took initiative and showed concern...at this very hard point in my life I really appreciate real friendships. Please pray for my family...all of it. Before the end of the year alot is still going to happen and change...and I don't think I am ready. Anyway...it's my birthday today...normally a day I ignore...and for good reason. Leading up to it...yesterday...car is on two flats (still is) thus making me miss work...played basketball and now I have a HUGE knot on my leg above my knee...as well as bruised ribs. Lol, it's like I got my ass whooped. I will be off and on today...and turning on the famous "auto-11s".

Christmas In Armenia
Armenia is in southwestern Asia, east of Turkey. Other neighbors are Georgia and Azerbaijan. Armenians believe Christ's birthday should be celebrated on the same day as His baptism, which is January 6 by our calendar (Gregorian). By the old Julian calendar this date would fall on our January 19. The old Julian calendar is still used by Armenians in the Holy Land to set the date of their Christmas while in Armenia, they celebrate on January 6 (Epiphany) by the Western calendar. At the same time, this date is Christmas Eve on the old Julian calendar and that is when Russia, Syria, Iraq, Ethiopia and other countries east of Rome celebrate the traditional Orthodox Christian Christmas. Confusing? How about the fact that Armenians who live in the United States often celebrate when we do on December 25, using the same calendar that is used by the Western world. After that they have a second celebration on January 6 that is more attuned to the traditional Armenian holiday and turns away f

You're Not A Dr...
Ugh, I get so tired of trying to have "friends" on here and talk about my relationship issues, and every one of them tries to tell me how to run my life and what I "need" to do. I have dealt with myself and my emotional impulses as they are for the last 11 years. Until you have a doctorate degree in psychiatry or psychology, please don't try and tell me what I "need" to do. I make sure and tell any and everyone that I even attempt a relationship everything there is to know about me and my condition. Those people then choose to use that information how they see fit. Until you meet me face to face and see how I react under any conditions, please do not tell me what I "need" because you haven't the slightest idea.

Christmas In Argentina
Argentina is located at the southern tip of South America, bordering the South Atlantic Ocean, between Chile and Uruguay. During the month of December, Argentineans drink iced beverages and stay in air-conditioned spaces to help keep cool. In some homes evergreen trees are decorated with cotton to simulate the snow found on the trees in the forests of the Northern Hemisphere. Christmas dinner in Argentina may be served in a garden area. A suckling pig or a roast peacock jauntily decorated with some of its own brilliant plumage ma occupy the center of the dining table. Niños envuettas is another favorite dish. It is made of steak cut in pieces three inches square, stuffed with minced mean mixed with onions, hard-boiled eggs, and spices. The meat is shaped in rolls, browned, and baked or simmered until tender. Religious services take up much of the day on Christmas in Argentina. Carols may be sung by groups going from house to house or by the family gathered around a piano.

The Down Low.
Here's the story, Of a lovely lady, Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, Like their mother, The youngest one in curls. Here's the story, Of a man named Brady, Who was busy with three boys of his own. They were four.... WTF, what am i doing? This is mucho serious blog. Well the more i think about it, the more i see what Fubar is talking about. When i'm making a picture to use, i see it one sided. It was a Halloween Costume to me. Thats all. Yes, it had a PRETEND kid stuck to the front of it, but i was more making fun of priests. I never once thought of the child porn side of it. And what the kids go through growing up in a church. But as i said, meant as a joke. Maybe a bad one. I am Cubby. I don't sign on here to be serious, or spread my views. I'm here to try and make a few people laugh, and have a good time myself. If anyone takes me seriously, then they really don't know me. But whatever, i will not argue with Fubar about

Ack...i Iz Having A Brown Day
You Are Having a Brown Day Today you are your normal responsible, serious self. You're getting done what needs to be done. And you're not too worried about how you're feeling. While you're all business, you are still warm and approachable. You are busy, but you're not too busy for a little fun down time. What Color Day Are You Having?

His Dog Hood
OK FU LAND NEED SOME REAL HELP..... PLEASE BE REAL ON THIS,,,, I HAVE A CHOCOLATE PITBULL HE IS ALMOST 2 YEARS OLD PERFECT HEALTH, BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL.. MY BABY SO MUCH IT IS NOT FUNNY! MY QUESTION IS SHOULD I HAVE SCRAPPY DOO FIXED? I WILL NEVER EVER MATE HIM, NEVER! SO AGAIN, SHOULD I OR SHOULD I NOT?

How Do You Live?
You Live in the Present You take things one day at a time. And it turns out, that's a pretty great way to live. You aren't consumed by the past, and you're aren't obsessed with the future. You live in the now, and you enjoy each moment. While most people don't live in the present enough, make sure you don't live in it too much. It would be a mistake to forget your past or neglect to plan for the future. Do You Live in the Past, Present, or Future?

11-6-08
OBAMA WON!!! OBAMA WON!!! yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy Besides that historic event, I'll be going to the beach this weekend if the weather holds up and it's not freezing cold like it was last night. My daughter is doing okay, docs appointment went so so. Nothing good/nothing bad. besides that nothing else to speak of except I'm going back to bed asap. Kat

Thanks Blue Eyed Brat
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The Bleeding...
I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE GAMES BEGAN I REMEMBER EVERY LITTLE LIE AND EVERY LAST GOOD-BYE PROMISES YOU BROKE,WORDS YOU CHOKED ON AND I NEVER WALKED AWAY IT'S STILL A MYSTERY TO ME I'M SO EMPTY YOU'RE SO UNCLEAN PAINT THE MIRRORS BLACK TO FORGET YOU BUT I STILL PICTURE YOUR FACE,AND THE WAY YOU USED TO TASTE ROSES IN A GLASS,DEAD AND WILTED TO YOU THIS WAS ALL NOTHING EVERYTHING TO YOU WAS NOTHING YOU'RE SO FILTHY I'M BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME I'M SO UGLY THE LYING,THE BLEEDING,THE SCREAMING IT WAS TEARING ME APART THE HATRED,THE BEATINGS,IT'S OVER AS WICKED AS YOU ARE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TO ME YOU'RE THE DARKEST BURNING STAR YOU'RE MY PERFECT DISEASE DISASTER....

Goin Down The Only Road I've Ever Known
It is said that the road to hell is paved on good intentions..if that's the case tack one more reason up on the list of why people can say I'm going to hell.. See my entire life I've had the problem with good intentions.. In every facet of my life with every relationship I've ever been in. Be it family, friends, signifcant other..whatever. I always have these good ideas for stuff but I have this huge problem taking the step from idea to conception of said idea. I will get this thought in my head of "this will be good" or "I should do this" yet somehow something happens and I don't do it. Hell when I went to wrigley in april i bought a mini bat for a friend..still haven't sent it out to him..another perfect example is the envelopes I"m supposed to send terra.. its a great idea and when the time came to send em out I forgot to put them in the box with the rest of the stuff I sent her.. The worst thing about it all is that its a problem I've recognized over and over in the pa

Waylon Said It Best To Bad The Rest Have Shit On This Thought
Some have said, down through history If you last it's a mystery But I guess they don't know, what they're talking about From the mountains down to the sea You've become such a habit with me America, Amer-ica Well I come from, down around Tennesee But the people in California Are nice to me, Amer-ica It don't matter where I may roam Tell you people that it's home sweet home America, Amer-ica Chorus: And my brothers are all black and white, yellow too And the red man is right, to expect a little from you Promise and then follow through, America And the men, who fell on the plains And lived, through hardship and pain America, Amer-ica And the men who could not fight In a war that didn't seem right You let them come home, America And my brothers are all black and white, yellow too And the red man is right, to expect a little from you Promise and then follow through, America Well I come from, down around Tennesee But the people i

Way Of The Fist....
YOU WANT IT,YOU GOT IT EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED AND MORE YOU SAID IT,I HEARD IT CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR DELETED,DEFEATED,EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER BEEN NO MERCY STRAPPED WITH RAGE GOT NO PATIENCE FOR VICTIMS SICK AND TIRED OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU FOR YOUR IMPERFECTIONS YOU MIGHT WIN ONE BATTLE BUT KNOW THIS,I'LL WIN THE FUCKING WAR STEP TP ME MOTHER FUCKER YOU'VE RUN OUT OF TIME TALK THE TALK NOW WALK THE DAMN LINE DESERVE IT,YOU EARNED IT GOT YOURSELF A FUCKING WAR BELIEVE IT,YOU NEED IT FACE DOWN ON THE FUCKING FLOOR I HATE IT,CAN'T TAKE IT WANNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES NO MERCY,YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT ALL ALONE

Giving Up Control
I love to eat pussy. I always dream of delving my tongue into a warm, juicy pussy. My strongest fantasy is to return home from work one night, open my door and find myself wrestled to the ground by an extremely beautiful woman. She would quickly subdue me, and carry me to the bed where she would tie me down. She would then proceed to undress herself, and strip totally, laughing at me while I helplessly struggle against my bonds. She would stroke my penis...tempting me, telling me how much she wanted to feel it inside her. She tells me that she owns me, body and soul, as her slave. I look at her and tell her "I am no one's slave". She smiles, and places her legs around my neck, grinding her crotch into my face, and quickly pulling it away. "Now if you were to be my slave, I would allow you to lick my clit and put your cock in me". I stutter,"I shall never be your slave..." and she grinds her pussy into my face while feverishly stroking my penis. I feel

Own Salvation....
DISGUSTED BY YOUR WEAKNESS YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LIVE TO KNOW YOU IS TO HATE YOU BUT YOUR LIFE'S YOURS TO GIVE YOU MONKEY SEE YOU MONKEY DO YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO YOU'RE SUCH A PUPPET ON A STRING YOU DON'T GET IT I WON'T BOW TO SOMETHING THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN CAN'T BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THAT DOES'NT BELIEVE IN ME I'M NOT BLOOD OF YOUR BLOOD I'M NO SON OF YOUR GOD I HAVE NO FAITH IN YOUR FAITH YET STILL I FIND SALVATION

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?
You Should Be a Manager You're very organized, motivated, and methodical. Fair and objective, you can see all sides of a conflict. You are a good mediator. You are task oriented. You do well with deadlines and schedules. And while you can be a task master at times, you're good at managing people and listening to their input. You do best when you: - Must have attention to detail - Are in charge of people You would also be a good accountant or personal assistant. What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

11/05/08 - Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit (sounds Like The Old Shit But Its Still Good :d)
S0NG V3RS10N B3L0W This Is The New Shit - Marilyn Manson V1D30 V3RS10N B3L0W This Is The New Shit - Marilyn Manson LYR1CS B3L0W Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same, you can ask for it by name Babble, babble, bitch, bitch Rebel, rebel, party, party Sex, sex, sex and don't forget the violence Blah, blah, blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your stupid slogan in Everybody sing along Babble, babble, bitch, bitch Rebel, rebel, party, party Sex, sex, sex and don't forget the violence Blah, blah, blah, got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely Stick your stupid slogan in Everybody sing Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit? Stand up and admit tomorrow's never coming This is the new shit Stand up and admit Do we get it? "No!" Do we want it? "Yeah!" This is the new shit Stand up and admit Babble, babble, bitch, bitch Rebel, rebel, party, party Sex, sex, sex and don't forg

Yoko As Godess. Take It (or Leave It)
Greit. Det går altså an å ligge seg til makt. Den eneste handverkeren jeg hadde ble ligget umiddelbart inn i en maktkamp og egen skilsmisse. Patetisk og tragisk. Og vi kan bruke Yoko og Elvis som eksempler og si at Yoko alltid vil vinne i en "ligge seg til makten"-kamp. Det sier noe om Yoko og Yokos problem. Men samtidig sier det noe om maktens egentlige realitet. Elvis møtte døra fordi Yoko avslører maktforholdet mellom de to og som sagt forholdet mellom asiatene og oss andre. Yokos andre problem er at hun umulig kan vinne direkte makt i vesten uten å ha to menn samtidig. Det fører til at sviket blir grunnlaget for hennes verdensherredømme. Og årsaken er at den japanske mannen mangler ved hennes side. Lennon og Bw spiller hennes japanske mann. De andre, Elvis, Brian etc spiller den "vestlige mann". Hun lever nemlig i to verdener samtidig. Ett hvor hun som asiat lever med undermennesker (kristne, muslimer etc) hun så godt som mulig forsøker å styre og lede i riktig retn

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Obama Refuses To Answer Birth Certificate Lawsuit
Obama Refuses to Answer Birth Certificate Lawsuit Friday, October 24, 2008 4:16 PM By: Kenneth R. Timmerman A Pennsylvania lawsuit alleging that Barack Obama is not a "natural-born citizen" of the United States took an unusual twist this week, after a federally mandated deadline requiring Obama's lawyers to produce a "vault" copy of his birth certificate expired with no response from Obama or his lawyers. The lawsuit, filed by former Pennsylvania Deputy Attorney General Philip J. Berg (a self-avowed supporter of Hillary Clinton ) alleges that Barack Obama was born in Kenya and is thus "ineligible" to run for president of the United States. It demands that Obama's lawyers produce a copy of his original birth certificate to prove that he is a natural-born U.S. citizen. Berg's suit and allegations have set off a wave of Internet buzz and rumors, though Obama could easily have put the matter to rest by providing the federal court with the basic documentation

Do We Get The Government We Deserve?
Yesterday, Americans by the millions went to the polls and elected a new President. Today in America, a police officer will risk her life to save someone she's never met. A teacher will stay late to help an at-risk student. A driver will pull off the road to help a stranded motorist. In America today, a firefighter will charge toward a burning building -- while those inside flee. Soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines will kiss their spouses and kids goodbye, then ship out for foreign lands in order to protect them. A craftsman will return home to tell his wife that he has lost his job. An entrepreneur will open the doors of her new business for the first time. A doctor will gird herself to tell a patient that he has cancer, and she will formulate a regimen for his treatment. Today, a tired woman will head to a second job to give her kids a better chance at college. A volunteer will use his lunch hour to deliver food to the elderly. The grand-daughter of a pioneer and th

Nuther Blog
We are back to nuther blog every day i sirt here rate for what well it was for a ORACLE gift i never got yes im being a cry baby you dont like it get to F,ck and now im asking is it time to leve fubar i here all these great things that are going happin sure as hell areint going befit me if so im going have to spend money i can bet do you feel alone on here and are thinking like me i could do with good resins to stick a round

Practice True Gratitude
These days, so many of us are feeling stressed or afraid of not having enough. Fear is everywhere. But a True Gratitude practice can go a long, long way to alleviate those uncomfortable feelings of scarcity and fear. The secret is that where there is gratitude, there isn’t room in the human heart and consciousness for fear. Here are some simple ideas and suggestions to help us open our hearts to the blessings of each moment, and feel thankful rather than fearful, here: 1. Start by Witnessing. When you catch yourself feeling tense, anxious, or afraid, just notice that those feelings are coming up. Give yourself permission to feel them. There is no shame in responding to life with tension or fear. Life can be pretty anxiety-provoking and scary! 2. Name Three Things. When you do notice yourself feeling anxious or scared, think of three things for which you are really grateful. They can be really small–”The sweater I’m wearing is really warm and comforting”–or large–”I’m grateful

Election
Well it's finally over. I have to say I'm glad to see it gone. It makes it even better that the person I voted for and was pulling for the whole way won. I'm hoping that the change he promised is something he can actually deliver. I know we still have a long road ahead but I'm optimistic that things can only get better from here. We shall see.

Do You Have Gaps In Your Knowledge?
There Are 1 Gaps in Your Knowledge Where you have gaps in your knowledge: Art Where you don't have gaps in your knowledge: Philosophy Religion Economics Literature History Science Do You Have Gaps in Your Knowledge?

Grrrrrr
Death, destruction, dark decay killing life every fucking day use me now before I break cause once i do ur blood I will taste U fuck me over to many times I'll hear ur screams torture u for all time u fuck with me and u fuck with friends I'll have u know that shit will end either u stop on ur own or i'll do it myself but if I do ur death is assured I'll do it slow and painfully piece by bloody piece ur skin will be flayed ur blood will flow u will scream and u will plead no one will save u not even ur dreams this night u are in hell and if u wonder y never say i didn't warn u I told u am was ur worst fear.

11/05/08 - Matchbox 20 - Unwell
SONG VERSION BELOW unwell - match box 20 VIDEO VERSION BELOW Unwell - Matchbox 20 LYRICS BELOW All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown And I don't know why [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be........me I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking about me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow, I've lost my mind [Chorus] But I'm not crazy, I'm just a l

Nightmare
Nightmare It's not fair when you say I didn't try You act like I lied You say it like I left you inside this hole Left here to die. I never asked to be This knight in shining armor you seemed to see I wish I could wake up I'm living a nightmare because of you Can't seem to wake up Regardless of what I do It feels like my soul is bleeding From all the things you kept from me All the deceiving All the promises you made to me Now these simple words you choke on The war is finally over I'm the victor, I've won I've weathered this endeavor The nightmare is over I can finally see the sun

Mri
So, I've been calling around cuz it's been 6 days since my appt and they haven't scheduled my breast MRI yet. Finally I got ahold of someone today. She says they have to schedule it 7-14 days after the first day of my period. Sounds simple enough, but the only time I have a regular cycle is when I'm on the pill, which I can't be on because it will make my tumor grow. *growls* Well, I'm set up for November 14, but I'll have to reschedule when my period doesn't come by Friday. And I've had one every month for a few months now, so this will probably be the month I don't have one and I'll be waiting another month to get the MRI just so they can decide whether they can do a lumpectomy. Meanwhile, the tumor's probably growing.

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Give Yourself A Deadline.
Give yourself a deadline Give your goal a feature that will vastly improve its chances of being fulfilled. Give your goal a deadline. A deadline provides a firm boundary for your efforts, yet it does not limit or constrain those efforts. On the contrary, a deadline will focus your efforts toward a single point, giving them more power and practical effectiveness. Without a deadline you can exhaust yourself and still not arrive at any meaningful accomplishment. A deadline compels you to prioritize and to expend your best efforts in the most meaningful direction. With a deadline, you are constantly reminded of how valuable and precious your time is. You're able to see resources and opportunities that would otherwise remain hidden. A deadline encourages you to do the best you can with what you have. And that's a skill that reliably leads to great accomplishment again and again. Give yourself a deadline. And get the job done sooner rather than never. -- Ralph Marston

Stupid Ex's Wife
Nothing is more annoying than someone being a lier and putting their nose where it doesn't belong, So yes she is married to my ex. Who cares. She accused me, my BF of molesting my children, raping them, starving them. Accused my children of raping hers. Right there why would I want them around her? Then goes on saying she's pregnant, post a nasty picture of herself trying to pull off a preg belly, (she's fat so it almost worked cept it was soggy looking) then a month later she wan't preg but adopted a baby. Hummmm where is that baby in her family pics. My kids were thrilled when I told them this, till we discovered it was another lie. She accused me of sleeping with a DFS (DCS) agent. Sleeping with TONS of people. Then accuses me of slandering her and my ex. The funny part is everything MY children know of her and him is from her. Every blog, chat, and e-mail I have recieved from HER not him the father of the children. I have read (minus the bad words) to my children. I have every

232.5
232.5 lbs this morn. Walked all day at work yesterday, pushed a few printers around at Encore and then went biking to finish the day off. Ate decent. Protein pancakes for breakfast, leftover chicken with rice for lunch, and Seared Mahi Mahi with brown rice for dinner.

Auction Update For Entries Please Read!!!!
Auction Update!! All Auction entries Please read!!! Hey Everyone!! I have the Auction tags up and ready to go!!! I had so many entries that I had to split them up between my page and Jakes. All you have to do to find out which page your on is find your thumbnail below and click on it and it will take you right to your pic. So this will make it a lil easier to compete for the BLING BONUS!! We are offering 2 prizes now!! The person who gets the most rates on their pic in Jakes page will receive their choice of a 3 day blast or a 12 credit bling pack. Same goes for the person who gets the most on my page. PLease remember THIS IS NOT A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST!!!!! It is for rates on your pic ONLY!! The only comments that should be left on your pic are bids or if you want to add something to your offer. Also.....This is for friends only!! So if you have a friend make a bid on you please tell them F/A/R the Host and Hostess (Me and Jake) And as always No drama!! i would

When It Hurt's
Can you take me telling you the truth When I know the situation is shadiest But my girl, will you... Believe when I say I knew that you be tripping So I slept out in my ride in the driveway So before we get into the things that we shouldn't do I'm a need your undivided attention Cause it's fantasies and reality Baby which one are we living in, oh When it hurts, will we still be The same two lovers All over each other When it hurts, will we still see What we got together Promise that we'll never Never ever be Temporary (Not Another) Ordinary (Uh uh) We should change people's definition of love So forget what you heard The only way that this will work Is if you love me when it hurts Can you love when it hurts I don't wanna blend in With every other relationship that be falling in and out girl (Not us) I knew that I tripped Cause every time we argued I think about having someone on the side girl So before we get into the thin

The Election
Well its been another election. the first thing I want everyone to know is that this has nothing to do with race because President Elect Obama won the election. My problems is that I know his beliefs. Everyone thinks that he is going to lower taxes on the middle and lower class. Well in the last 20 years there have been promises to lower taxes and its never happened. They have only gone up. Honestly I dont have a problem with my taxes. Where my problem lies is that Obama is going to raise taxes on anyone making more than $250,000 a year. Now I know all of you are thinking that, hey they are rich. They can afford it. But what all of you are missing here is that if you raise the taxes on the wealthy, they will not be able to expand their businesses, Hire more employees, and pay higher wages. So by taxing the rich the economy will still crash. So for all of you that think that raising taxes on them and lowering taxes on us is going boost the economy, well you are wrong. The recession will

I Still Need Help From You!
I jus wanna say that all ur help was greatly appreciated! And to u of those that rated ALL my pics during my auto 11's I made sure I blinged ya! Well I have no more auto 11's :( and my goal was to reach godmama but that didnt happen! All i need is 550k to get there and wit ur help I kno I can...Bling me or Blast me baby :D LOve ya all Kells

The War Of The Races
The War is OVER !!! Do the research: historically, the Democratic party was originally peopled by racists. Untill 1904, their biggest bitch was that the Republicans supported equal rights for Blacks. Barack Obama has arisen as any American can. He fought through the same things anyone might have to. From money concerns, to peer pressure and drugs, to the rigors of higher education. He conceived of a dream to make things better. He learned the legal ways to do it, collected the needed support, and brought his vision to the People. He convinced a state to let him speak with their voices. He has now convinced the majority of our nation to allow him to lead us. His Political party was once dominated by those who would keep American blacks, and by extension ALL non-whites under the thumb of oppression. The very party that was originally built on the support of racists fighting against equal rights for Black Americans (read as former slaves), has now completed a COMPLETE r

Leaping Into The Unknown
Faith is often called a 'leap.' HOW APPROPRIATE! How else could you possibly move from one point to another when there is no bridge? Faith is leaping across gaps that exist between the known and the unknown the proven and the unproven the actual and the possible the grasp and the reach the "I've got it" and the "I want it" the knowledge and the mystery the material real reality and the spiritual reality the truth exposed and the truth undiscovered the goals achieved and the goals still pursued youth and maturity sickness and health sin and forgiveness life and death time and eternity. Yes, there is always a chasm between today and tomorrow. I cannot be sure I can cope with tomorrow. But by a running leap I will jump into tomorrow with expectancy! There is always a chasm between my present achievements and my unfulfilled hopes and dreams. By faith I make the leap-and grow! What lies ahead? Tomorrow? Next week? Next month? Next year? Beyond this li

Erection
I mean, election So yesterday was the election, and ...I didn't vote. Why? Cause its my vote for McCain against 20 dead voters' votes for Osama. Some Cunty McCunts AKA Ms Horseface that stays at the hotel all the time came up to me in the morning and said: " OMG! Aren't you glad he won??!" Me : "what made you assume that I voted for HIM?" Cunt: "oh, you didn't?" Me: "uhm...I would rather not talk about my politics with guests. But the hint is that my candidate lost" wtf?? Why do ppl have to shove their stupid politics in someone's face? grr

Halloween 10pts Me 0
For the first time in my life I stayed home this Halloween to what? Pass out candy to the little trick-or-treaters and what did I get? Oh sure some would think I got the satisfaction of seeing the little brats all decked out in costume...wrong! What I got was a messed up ankle,knee,and hip! I guess it just wasn't meant to be,me...the queen of freight,the terror of the night,to stay home especially on the one night of the year that represents everything about me,and for the holiday to prove it I wind up taking a tumble. No it doesn't matter if I do heal fast its the whole reason behind the fall in the first place. NEVER again will I stay home on such an important night of the year! My ankle and my knee was swollen so big the first two days that I couldn't even walk(ok after that I was fine but thats beside the point),and it hurt to even stand. Now if it wasn't for the fact that I had enough Evan Williams in me to not feel the effects until the next morning I probably would have had a

So....
I'm pretty sure Iron Maiden wrote a song back in the day for yesterdays poll results... White man came across the sea He brought us pain and misery He killed our tribes, he killed our creed He took our game for his own need We fought him hard we fought him well Out on the plains we gave him hell But many came too much for cree Oh will we ever be set free? Riding through dustclouds and barren wastes Galloping hard on the plains Chasing the redskins back to their holes Fighting them at their own game Murder for freedom a stab in the back Women and children and cowards attack Run to the hills run for your lives Run to the hills run for your lives Soldier blue on the barren wastes Hunting and killing their game Raping the women and wasting the men The only good indians are tame Selling them whisky and taking their gold Enslaving the young and destroying the old Run to the hills run for your lives (repeat to end)

If You Want To Own Me....
Taking bids on being owned.... I have decided to go with being owned but I have to asked to be respected with one request. I will not make any NSFW salutes. Also My real husbands name will stay in my name. Other requests I will be open to. I will speak to who ever owns me before anything is done also about any and all expectations. Final note... Just because you are the highest bidder does not mean you will own me. I expect to be treated with respect and will show you respect as well. Just send me a PM and we will talk if you are interested. Thanks guys!!!

Elections
So its over. I have been watching with interest (the same way as you might watch a car crash) the popularity contest that is the American presidential election. Its at this time that i usually always feel smug that we in the UK vote for the party (and we have way more than 2 that you can vote for ) and their ideals and manifestos for change. Its about conecting or agreeing with ideals and principles rather then how someone comes across on TV. However this has now changed for the majority of people in the UK, even to the point that when the last leader of the labour party stood down, people asked why there was not a general election. Sometimes I really do despair. However back to the US Election and I really was shocked at some of the people the interviewed running up to the election, especially on the republican side. I mean if it wasn't bad enough that the majority beleived Obama was a Muslim (his middle names Hussein he cant possible be Christian), and to the middle class repu

Wtf Is Everybodies Problem?
okay,first let me say just like every other proud american i am concered with how our new president will either help or hinder us more.but,think about this,before he can even start on his plans he must first clean up the mess bush has caused.this nation has always been run by upper class white men,& look how many huge messes they have made,just look around at the state of things now & realize he can not possibly succeed at f***ing up any worse than the clowns we have had in office since bush sr. yes he is the first black president,but in a nation where everyone is created equal,wtf does his color matter?he is a young man with young ,new ideas that we all know couldn't hurt us worse. i mean come on it the same shit every election about how the other guy would have done a better job,etc... it is time for a change & the only direction this nation has to go right now anyway is up!

Supreme Court Down The Tubes
Well I tried to warn you… Do you remember how pissed off MOST of the country got when people started losing their homes to a land developer to put in a supermarket? How could the Supreme Court allow that to be legal?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Soon after BO is inaugurated, MANY of the old lib judges will finally retire… BO will replace them with even more liberal judges… Good bye freedoms…

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Becoming Normal
In the broadway play, THE MAN OF LA MANCHA, Don Quixote is near death. He has been mocked and scorned because he is a such a positive thinker! Finally, in a splendid self-defense, he asks the ultimate question. "Who is crazy?" Am I crazy because I see the world as it could become? Or is the world crazy because it only sees itself as it is? Who is normal, the cynic or the believer? The positive thinker or the negative thinker? The believer in a supreme Creator-or the atheist? The despairing pessimist or the hopeful optimist? By now we all know the answer! We must affirm that health is normal and sickness is abnormal. That basic value judgment is beyond controversy. Unbelief is a sickness and skepticism is damnably dangerous. It give birth to a multitude of demons that can malignantly destroy your mental health and spread an epidemic of despair wherever you go. As soon as you surrender yourself to negative thoughts, you become host to an infectious dise

The Obamanation
Well today is indeed a disturbing day for all Americans whether they realize it or not. Many of the apparent key people who voted in states where the electoral votes counted the most have no idea what they have just done. We are now going to slowly become one of the socialist countries who give everything to our people at no cost other than taxing and spending which is also translated into taxing. We didn't want any more of Bush, yet we voted for 1.3 trillion in new spending. We want a unified country, and yet we voted for class warfare and supporting the poor, lazy, inept, and those lacking determination to do what others have succeeded in doing. But I can say one thing, there is only so far liberal we can go before reality, and logic gives us that knock out punch and people are begging for the opposite of what Obama has given us. Look here are some of the things you'll want to watch for in this next four years. - Economic disasters like unemployment rates rising - Higher costs of

What Should I Do Now???
Yesterday when I went to vote one of the volunteers at the polling place was an elderly man… He had on the table his WWII hat…. We chatted a lil about the Memorial in Washington and how he was able to see it in April of this year… After voting I almost wept walking to my van thinking that this poor man, in his lifetime, had to see a candidate for President of the USA that stood for the same ideals that we fought against in WWII. NEVER thinking there was a chance BO would be elected…. I went to bed at around 8:30 last night even before Ohio was declared D because the vote count with

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The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' 'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table..' ' And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted....

Overwhelmed
Time is passing as I write this note, laying in my bed, thinking about quitting what Ive started, what I thought I wanted. With a feeling of getting away from everything, I am thinking if I'd be a loser if I quit now, or if I were already a loser of thinking about this. Time is passing and I am running out of time. Ive wished I were a baby again, and just wanna cry all day, wished someone would come pick me up and hold me. I feel like smoking and I dont even smoke. What am I doing here? Ive asked so many times but still havent had a decent answer.

Dream Woman
Give me a woman that.. 1. Has her own opinions and doesn't feel shy about sharing them, but at the time doesn't turn mean spirited and hateful if I express a point of that's contrary. 2. Understands that her role as mother is to teach guide love and care for children, not be their buddy. 3. Wants to be partners in taking responsibility, not put everything off on me so that you have someone else to blame if things don't turn out right. 4. Understands and appreciates the concept of musical compromise. If I'm not playing Metallica when you're in my car, why would you put Celine Dion on when I get in your car? 5. Doesn't use hints to get what she wants. I'm not stupid, I GET the hint, I just refuse to acknowledge it or be manipulated. If you want something from me, just ask, you know you'll get what you want. Is it a power trip to think you can trick me, instead? 6. Doesn't have an umbilical cord. How many times a day does a 40 year old woman need to talk to her mother? G

Pets
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" "Blow jobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading

Thoughts-breathing Your Native Air
It's terribly important to understand that a believer is a normal person. What is the mark of normality, some ask, the mark of normality is FAITH. A persistently negative and cynical attitude is a mark of emotional illness. Birds were designed to fly. The air under the wings of a bird is a natural habitat of the flying fowl. Water is the natural habitat of the fish. FAITH IS THE NATIVE AIR TO BE BREATHED IN AND OUT BY HUMAN BEINGS. It is normal to have faith. It is abnormal to be cynical. Therefore you welcome all stimuli that would encourage you to have faith. Reject all negative forces that would destroy faith and replace it with unbelief. When you practice positive belief, you are more controlled by positive emotions--love, joy, courage, faith, enthusiasm. These are the qualities of an emotionally healthy person. Persons who are not breathing the natural air of faith, but are breathing the polluted air of doubt and unbelief, are quickly susceptible to a lowe

Making Love To You
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgen

Bring Our Soldiers Home!!!
BAGHDAD (Reuters) – Breakfast was already being served in Baghdad on Wednesday morning when Tuesday's polls closed back home, and at Forward Operating Base Prosperity all eyes were on the dining hall's giant TVs. Someone whooped when NBC called the election, but mostly the troops sat in silence, eyeing their new commander-in-chief while eating their eggs. Soldiers said they hoped Barack Obama would fulfill his promise to bring them home quickly and responsibly. "What soldier's going to say they don't want to go home? I have a wife and four kids. I want to go home. But one thing we all want is to make sure the friends we lost over here weren't for nothing," said Captain Ryan Morrison, from Colorado Springs. "We have to pull out responsibly. I have the feeling he wants to do it responsibly," he said. Obama has pledged to pull U.S. combat troops out of Iraq within 16 months of taking office, a promise that seemed bold when he first made it last year but now coincides roughly w

November 5th
Last night I was in Times Square while the election results were coming in. There was energy in the air, usually what you see at New Years, or when a local team wins the championship, but this was for something different, and apologies to sports fans, for something that mattered. The streets were packed, I jokingly mentioned "When does the ball drop?" because there were that many people there. When McCain made his speech, it was almost like the winning touchdown was scored, the crowd erupted, people were standing on roofs, hanging out of cars holding up posters and T-Shirts, honking their horns. I even got some Obama hugs. I wanted to start some chants of "Can We See Your Boobs? Yes we can!" but I figured it was probably not the time. All the screaming and cheering was quite a site. I saw Rudy Giuliani, walking through, looking none to happy. I saw Tracy Morgan, he seemed happier, and maybe a little drunk. Young People, old people, and even foreign tourists were all in on the

Art Theft
ART THEFT By Calie VeeWe live in a world where respect for other people’s property is pretty much non existent, except for those few who believe strongly in respect and act accordingly. We try to bring our kids up right, just as our parents did with us and those before them. We hope what has been imparted has sunk in and that they will act accordingly. Well, in a perfect world that would be true, but we don’t live in a perfect world and rarely do we follow our own “line of crap” as the younger generation would put it.We teach our kids not to lie, cheat or steal, while doing those very things ourselves, then ask why our kids do them. Well the answer to that is simple enough, look in a mirror. Now, before anyone gets in a huff, there are a few questions you must ask yourself.1. Have you ever left a store and realized the cashier short changed themselves and not gone back in to return the extra money your received?2. Have you ever lied to someone about the way they

Repost Often...bully By Brett
Do you have what it takes?? Now Hiring** Enforcers-Greeters- Promotors.....Stop by the lounge and let us know you want a job..HURRY though..these positions wont last long!~! KICK ASS TUNES AWSOME GREETERS CLICK ANY PIC TO JOIN THE HOTTEST LOUNGE Click any of the pics below to If your interested in joining The Zodiak Bombers&Levelers If you LOVE it LOUD, you've come to the RIGHT place....kick back and yak it up with your buddies over some cold ones!!! ZODIAk BOMBERS/LEVELERS@ fubar polarisman owner of zodiak bombers/levelers & loud pipes lounge@ fubar (repost of original by 'ϟϟ ß®Ëtt ϟϟ ™ ~ÑÇÇHÖþþËRGÜ¥~* ENF/Godsforsaken Fu Hubby To ßîkè®båbè$' on '2008-11-04 16:14:03')

Bully Made By Brett
Do you have what it takes?? Now Hiring** Enforcers-Greeters- Promotors.....Stop by the lounge and let us know you want a job..HURRY though..these positions wont last long!~! KICK ASS TUNES AWSOME GREETERS CLICK ANY PIC TO JOIN THE HOTTEST LOUNGE Click any of the pics below to If your interested in joining The Zodiak Bombers&Levelers If you LOVE it LOUD, you've come to the RIGHT place....kick back and yak it up with your buddies over some cold ones!!! ZODIAk BOMBERS/LEVELERS@ fubar polarisman owner of zodiak bombers/levelers & loud pipes lounge@ fubar (repost of original by 'ϟϟ ß®Ëtt ϟϟ ™ ~ÑÇÇHÖþþËRGÜ¥~* ENF/Godsforsaken Fu Hubby To ßîkè®båbè$' on '2008-11-04 16:14:03')

Change? We'll See
I guess one could call me an interested observer on this election. From my standpoint in Iraq I find it ironic that my vote will not count because it is among the votes cast absentee by military people serving here to be saved and counted in the event of a close election which did not happen this time. So where to begin? When I woke up this morning the election had not been decided and they were still counting votes on the Eastern half of the country. Several states reported in and were counted but it was still undecided at that time. By breakfast for me we had had a new president-elect and I watched two speeches while eating. I watched a gracious concession by John McCain who I hold in great esteem for his service to this country. This election never got so dirty that the two candidates ever lost respect for each other and I am impressed by that. I then saw the acceptance speech by President-Elect Obama and was equally impressed. I was amazed at the emotion in the crowd gathered in

Copyright Fairytales
First of all it is "copyright" not "copywrite". Think about it. A © is the "right" to "copy" a work, not the "write of copy. Only a creator has rights towards their creation and what may be done to it or from it.So for all the questions of "Is this ©?" in most cases YES! The question is generally not in regards to it being ? to someone, but instead what useage they allow.A creation does not have to be registered to belong to someone. In fact many countries who participate in the Berne convention do not have a system in place for the registration of copyrights in their countries. This is why those items published in other countries may have a different copyright status and term than those published in the US.Copyrights prevent derivative works. This means that you may not take a painting, photograph or digital image and re-create it with another medium. You may not vector it, paint it, draw it, sketch it or sculpt it. You may not "copy" it in any manner.Legal precedent: Sculptor rec

#5
the day is bright and the sun shines down i have a friend, one of the best around she makes me feel better when im in a bad mood she is all heart and class, while my poems are crude all that matters is that i have a good friend and she will always be close to my heart to the end

The United States Of Obama
WELL I JUST WANNA SEND OUT A BIG OLE THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE WHO VOTED FOR NOBAMA AND THANKS FOR SPREADING THE WEALTH AROUND TO THOSE WHO ARE TO FUCKIN LAZY TO GET OFF THEIR ASSES AN GO TO WORK THEMSELF...HE MIGHT BE YOUR PRESIDENT BUT HE AIN'T MINE NOR WILL I EVER LOOK TO HIM AS OUR PRESIDENT....AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED WE THE PEOPLE OF WHATS LEFT OF THIS GOD FOR SAKEN COUNTRY NOW HAVE TO DEFEND OURSELF AND TAKE OF OURSELF....I HOPE GOD HAS MERCY ON ALL OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR THIS MAN AND I HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR HIS KIND OF CHANCE CAUSE ILL NOT GIVE UP MY GUNS NOR MY MONEY TO SUPPORT THE LIKES OF LAZY ASS PEOPLE....SO YOU ALL GO RIGHT AHEAD PRAISE THAT MAN FOR WHAT EVER REASON....BUT DON'T BE BITCHIN AN CRYIN WHEN HE TAKES YOUR RIGHTS AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'EVE WORKED FOR GAWD DAMN RIGHT IM AN AMERICAN REDNECK AND ILL STAND TRUE TO MY COUNTRY COLORS AT LEAST WEST VIRGINIA STOOD BEHIND MCCAIN/PALIN WHICH IS MORE THENI CAN SAY FOR THE REST OF THIS UNGODLY COUNTRY!!! AS IN THE SAYIN I

Just Thinking
i was thinking about how most Christians are capitalists.. and it seems to me that capitalism and Christianity are actually mutually exclusive belief systems.. i mean, if you actually read the bible, there are lots of passages that are against the propagation of wealth... if you want to read them, try any of the following... im sure there are more, im just too tired to go find the rest of them Matthew 6:19 Matthew 19:21 Luke 12:21 Luke 12:33 Luke 18:22 1 Timothy 6:9-10 Hebrews 13:5 Proverbs 23:4

Thank You So Much Sniggy Baby!! Muah
My Owner Blondie ~Blondie~ Proud owner of Sniggy Baby! @ fubar I would like to take the time to introduce you my "Beautiful" owner She is as Beautiful inside as she is outside. If you have not as of yet met my owner "Blondie" please stop by to rate,fan and introduce yourself to her make a new friend with her. I Love her and you will too She is Awesome This message proudly brought to you by Sniggy Baby Sniggy Baby Founder Of "The Click Club" Proudly Owned by Blondie@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sniggy Baby Founder Of "The Click Club" Proudly Owned by Blondie' on '2008-11-05 02:10:03')

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Obama Wins!, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, New Vid
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Oh sweet Jesus...the election is over, and our new president is Barack Obama (Wow. who...saw...this...coming?) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, in celebration of Obama's victory, will be showing off their private parts on their webcams (seriously. They will). They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! Today on the Opie and Anthony Dairy Farm, we'll hang with with the man of a bazillion voices Frank Caliendo, who is actually On Tour Now (click for tickets!). ...and in between post-election coverage, we'll be talking with the one and only 'Mad Dog' himself Chris Ru

Things Done And Things To Come
Not really a rant, just letting people know what is new on this end of the world. I got back home from deployment at the end of Sept. Things have changed, and things are going to change. One thing i can say for sure i am definitely not the same guy that left for the navy 5 years ago. I had nothing to say, nothing to offer. 5 years later. I am tattooed, I have my truck and I made a lot of good friends along the trip. A few I have been fortunate enough to have met. I will start by saying for those who know me I have gotten into Wicca and Paganism. Reading a little this and that trying to decide which works best for me. Right now I am reading into Asatru Norse paganism. . .why? because it feels right for me. If some self righteous bastard reads this and wants to give me shit keep on walking because I will just ignore you. Ever since i dedicated myself into try to learn all I can. Especially under a year I have learned alot. So far I have avoided the big mistakes and hope i

Ouch Haha
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence: 'Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week...' Ouch!!!

*snicker*
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back ...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get- one-free, ' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked Up at the sky and said

Ice Cream Sandwich Desserts
INGREDIENTS * 19 ice cream sandwiches * 1 (12 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed * 1 (12 ounce) jar hot fudge ice cream topping * 1 cup salted peanuts DIRECTIONS 1. Cut one ice cream sandwich in half. Place one whole and one half sandwich along a short side of an ungreased 13-in. x 9-in. x 2-in. pan. Arrange eight sandwiches in opposite direction in the pan. Spread with half of the whipped topping. Spoon fudge topping by teaspoonfuls onto whipped topping. Sprinkle with 1/2 cup peanuts. Repeat layers with remaining ice cream sandwiches, whipped topping and peanuts (pan will be full). 2. Cover and freeze for up to 2 months. Remove from the freezer 20 minutes before serving. Cut into squares.

Chocolate Strawberries
INGREDIENTS * 5 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped * 1 pint fresh strawberries with leaves DIRECTIONS 1. In a microwave-safe bowl, or in the top of a double boiler over simmering water, cook chocolate until melted. Stir occasionally until chocolate is smooth. Holding berries by the stem, dip each one in molten chocolate, about three-quarters of the way to the stem. Place, stem side down, on wire rack and chill in refrigerator until hardened.

If Love Is A Crime Arrest Me
my heart is open but my legs are not if you give your love to me, then ill give my greatest love to you...i love the man that love travel...an adventurous man that can take me to the place where ive never seen before...

Tiramisu
INGREDIENTS * 6 egg yolks * 3/4 cup white sugar * 2/3 cup milk * 1 1/4 cups heavy cream * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 pound Mascarpone cheese * 1/4 cup strong brewed coffee, room temperature * 2 tablespoons rum * 2 (3 ounce) packages ladyfinger cookies * 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder DIRECTIONS 1. In a medium saucepan, whisk together egg yolks and sugar until well blended. Whisk in milk and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture boils. Boil gently for 1 minute, remove from heat and allow to cool slightly. Cover tightly and chill in refrigerator 1 hour. 2. In a medium bowl, beat cream with vanilla until stiff peaks form. Whisk Mascarpone into yolk mixture until smooth. 3. In a small bowl, combine coffee and rum. Split ladyfingers in half lengthwise and drizzle with coffee mixture. 4. Arrange half of soaked ladyfingers in bottom of a 7x11 inch dish. Spread half of mascarpone mixture

Banana Pudding
INGREDIENTS * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese * 1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk * 1 (5 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding mix * 3 cups cold milk * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed * 4 bananas, sliced * 1/2 (12 ounce) package vanilla wafers DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, beat cream cheese until fluffy. Beat in condensed milk, pudding mix, cold milk and vanilla until smooth. Fold in 1/2 of the whipped topping. 2. Line the bottom of a 9x13 inch dish with vanilla wafers. Arrange sliced bananas evenly over wafers. Spread with pudding mixture. Top with remaining whipped topping. Chill

No Bake Double Good Dessert
INGREDIENTS * 20 chocolate sandwich cookies, crushed * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened * 2 cups confectioners' sugar * 3/4 cup peanut butter * 1 (12 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed DIRECTIONS 1. Press crushed cookies into the bottom of a 9x13 inch pan, reserving a few for decoration. In a medium bowl, beat together the cream cheese and confectioners' sugar. Stir in the peanut butter until well blended, then fold in the whipped topping. Spread over the crushed cookie base, sprinkle the remaining cookie chunks on top, and freeze for 1 to 2 hours. Thaw 10 to 15 minutes before cutting and serving.

Politics And Shit Like That
I don't know much about anything in the real world - if I didn't read it in a comic or a MuMM, I probably didn't read it. But is it just me or did McCain blow his election when he picked Palin for his running mate? What I've seen of him, he looks like a friendly old geezer, a veteran and that, and looks like a nice grandpa, or some guy who lives across the street who teaches you card tricks and cuts a squeaker when you pull his pinkie. So did Obama win the election, or did the environemtal-rape-in-waiting Palin lose it? Just a thought...

Hotel Plaza Cocktail
Ingredients: * 3/4 oz Dry Vermouth * 3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth * 3/4 oz Gin * 1 Pineapple, slice, crushed Mixing instructions: Stir all ingredients (except pineapple) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Decorate with the crushed slice of pineapple and serve

Midnight Lemonade
Ingredients: * 1 - 1 1/2 oz Blueberry schnapps (Berry Tattoo) * Lemonade * 7-Up Mixing instructions: In collins glass filled with ice, combine the berry tattoo & lemonade. Top with a splash of 7-up. Garnish with lemon wedge

Writeing
as i walk alone on a empty path holding my head down i see my life in a flash. i feel the shadows among me but alone i must go. the further i go the colder it gets as the light becomes dark i must keep walk to find my way but alone i must be .my heart feel as if it died as i have been crushed by tears of pain and suffering. the smile on my face to hide my true pain i asked if anyone can see the darkness inside of me.has the light faded from my eyes is this the life i must live. will i ever see the light again can i find the happiness with in.?I come to a stop i see a grave i go to the edge i look within a body lays there no face to be showen could this be my i think to myself no one around to say goodbye has she lost everyone that side i will be by your side.? a cold and dark place u will find her soul alone and broken she went alone. no way to maker where she lays but if you walk the unknown you might just see the grave. look inside and find your soul before you go.for one day you to

Members Of My Unit Who Are No Longer With Us Here Today
1st Squadron 4th Cavalry Regiment “Raiders” 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team “Dragons” 1st Infantry Division Fort Riley, Kansas Deployed to South Baghdad (Dora & East Rashid), Iraq February 2007 - May 2008 Pfc. Steven J. Walberg 18 1st Squadron, 4th Cavalry Regiment, 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division Paradise, California Died of wounds sustained from enemy small-arms fire in Baghdad, Iraq, on April 15, 2007 ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- Pfc. Aaron M. Genevie 22 1st Squadron, 4th Cavalry Regiment, 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division Chambersburg, Pennsylvania Died of wounds sustained when his vehicle struck a roadside bomb in Baghdad, Iraq, on April 16, 2007 ------------------------------------------------- Pfc. Christopher M. North 21 1st Squadron, 4th Cavalry Regiment, 4th Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division Sarasota, Flor

Ghost Poem Inspired Response
Find a grumpy, now rig a thread From window frame it must be led An acorn tied at window height You must be hid well out of sight Pull the thread till knockings heard Then quiet as mice not a peep is said Till grumpy face gives up the quest for impish kids that patience test squeal in delight when grumpy gone now follow the directions that I have said till grumpy face has gone quite red and flashing lights approach at speed its time to go, remove that seed and find another that deserves your ire till it is late and time to retire

Side Kicks Are For Heroes
I'm Always trying to come up with a logo,but for what? So I can be known! Got Talent a rubber mallet how the hell could you have found it? Born in the North raise in the South,So I know how to turn this party out. Hate my life think to much,got 3 songs,you and what I want to do running though my mind..I see things that other people don't pay attention to.I work hard,make it honest I remember when you wern't cool unless you had a pager now it's a "Side Kick" those use to be for heroes.Now I feel like a Zero,but I to add 6 of them after a 1 and be done! Retier at 31 make life fun,have no reason to run! Money ain't everything it won't be there when you're dead and gone,wrong and ain't shit if you're alone nic nac paddie wack give a dog a bone hope you're there by the time I get home..No one wants to be alone it sucks I'd ratter be froze till they come up with "the Cure" "It's Just Like Heaven" write another "Love Song" you can hit a bong I'll take mine in a glass on the rocks with a fox

401-keg Plan
I have decided this type of plan is the only GOOD one with a decent RETURN---------- If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Mirror Mirror On The Wall. 2
I don't know if it's just a coincident but something is actually different since I've sampled that "beauty potion". I know this will sound odd but...it's my nails. My nails have always been brittle and prone to breaking and now to my great surprise, they're becoming stronger and healthier and GROWING! I realize most people wouldn't even notice such a thing but I find this change extraordinary and rather pleasing. Seeing my nails grow out long and elegant makes me feel rather girly. Perhaps this drink contains some sort of intense vitamin B complex because I think my hair is taking on more body . Normally, without any product it's a bit of a frizzy birds nest so I tend to wear it tied back or in an up do and now it's feels softer. I don't know enough about chemistry to really understand what's causing this but I am enjoying the effect!

Sir William The Legend
William Wallace: The Scottish Lowland Warrior Lost In Myth - aka BraveHeart The recent popularity of Celtic stories and culture has brought stories like that of the Lowland Scottish warrior, William Wallace, to the forefront of modern culture. Hollywood portrayed this Scottish warrior in the movie BraveHeart. However, we know that stories get distorted just through the passage of time. How much more do popular versions written for mass markets distort the true facts? In addition, can this deliberate distortion diminish the very real heroism of the tale's subjects? Why is William Wallace a popular Scottish Warrior? Given that just about every Scottish man able to wield a weapon would march as a warrior into battle, as his clan so called him, why has William Wallace's story been so popular for quite some time? This Scottish warrior has been popular amongst the Scotts because of several factors: He was only a minor noble and landowner who unexpectedly won a grea

Four Lettered Words
Four Lettered Words So many words can describe so many things Sometimes we think it's love But it all ends in just a fling Love is all but pain Love is like a razor blade Like water drifting across the glade Lies is another, So is a game They all come together These four little words They can make you feel fresh like flowers I know you didn't mean to, but you did Like the flowers in the vase I gave you So dead and wilted Maybe none of this makes any sense The closer to genius we become The crazier things have become to seem To think love is in the air I'm lost inside another dream I will never win With all the games and lies surrounding love Nothing comes to mind, nothing I can think of I'm better off alone This world isn't so cold I'd rather be dried up and wilted Than to never grow old

My "lost Ones"
Always go out with a bang.... ALWAYZ! Its the only way to be remembered... or else you'l be considered as 'juss another'.... well I'm far from juss another..... hell, apparently, I was "The One"... so how do you go from being "The One" to juss ....one? When you meet someone, you initially like them for them... and you alwayz say "I like you for you".... so why down the road do people try to change you? And then you try to change for them, and what do they say? "You changed! You're not the person I first met and fell in Love with...." Lol..... make ya mind up...... so My remedy? I don't change.... only thing that changes is my location and/or work schedule..... I have female friends still, love em to death (shout out to Charlie! Her son birthday is today ;o) also shout out all my homegirls thas still here even though you don't approve of my choice in girlfriends...) yep, love em.... I make music, been doin it for so long in fact that cats in the Army ask me "why aint you signed dog?"

Missing You
My tears fall like rain My heart is crying out in pain I feel so lost without you near And my silent screams are all I hear Missing you is the hardest thing to do I would give anything just to be able to see you To look into your eyes and say I Love You And to hear you say I Love You too I close my eyes and I can see your face In my heart, you cannot ever be replaced I feel so weak without your touch I never thought I could love someone so much I would do anything for you There's nothing that I wouldn't do From the moment I met you, it's been so real And I want you to know exactly how I feel You are my dream come true And the first time I looked into your eyes I knew I LOVE YOU with all of my heart and soul You have made my broken heart whole My tears fall like rain My heart is crying out in pain I'm missing you baby I'm going completely crazy Missing you is the hardest thing to do But I will do whatever it takes to be with you.

Time
When my eyes don't see so well, and my ears don't often foretell of your arrival. When my hands are rough and skin to tough for loving and caressing. My lips move slower, the volume lower, my heart you are addressing. My hair the thin white Grey wispy, my eyes the same crystal blue, my skin freckled and face bespectacled....eyes misty i will see the colors that have faded, i have loved after being jaded, i have lost more now than i ever have held....only to know you are more than a name Can you see my heart, have the walls fallen inside....just a glimpse or a peak or doors flung aside.... i am mystery, i am passion, i am danger. I am the chance, the voice, the love of a stranger. the Grey in your hair, the lines on your face, the kisses the love the enchanting embrace..... will never be gone from my heart as long as i draw breath you will be in my heart, making me better. Forget the callousness, the goodbyes, the anger We all die Time is here for us to measure the

The Dream
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray this dream I can keep In my dreams is where we can be together How I pray that it could be forever But I know that you are not mine How I wish I could turn back time If I knew back then what I knew now You and I would be together somehow Life has been a prison for me Until you came into my life and set me free Feeling the way I've never felt before Praying now for that feeling once more In my heart is where you will always be How I pray I can somehow make you believe In my heart I hold this dream so true So you will know today that I Love You I will always remember the love we shared And how for me, you really cared I apologize for all your grief and pain In your heart, please let me remain Please don't forget the love I have for you No matter how far you go in life or what you do My life now is incomplete The memories are too deep So please don't wake me, let me sleep You, in my life, my heart, and in my dreams, Is what I ne

Economics Explained With Cows
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother

People Disgust Me
So yesterday on the way to work, I was listening to my favorite morning show on the radio and they talked about a story that surfaced from another state. This story involved a woman giving out candy on Halloween but ONLY to kids of parents that supported McCain. Now I have no issue with people having opinions about the election and who they feel is the best choice. This was Halloween and making children cry because you refuse to give them candy is bull shit. The holiday is for the kids and if you are so immature that you have to punish small children because you disagree with their parents then you need to seek some help. To this woman, HA HA HA McCain didn't win you grumpy old bitch!

Heart Ache
When you care for someone, you let them into your heart. When you love them, your heart can feel what they feel. When they are happy, you feel joy. When they are afraid, you are scared. When they feel pain, your heart aches. What even hurts more, is when you feel that the person you care about so deeply about, has put up a wall because they are scared. Scared of the unknown and the fear of having their heart hurt again. Faith. Faith in him and his love for me. The same faith he put in me months ago.

I Have A Webcam
i have a webcam for the ladies that wanna see me live ! lol, i drive an 18 wheel truck and am online most nights after 11pm eastern time =+) i love webcam adventures, usualy best if you have 1 too =+) i am open to demands and ideas from the ladies, just add " goosewith12guage " to your yahoo messenger and i will add you then send me a message and i will invite you to view my webcam, no dudes please.

Inspire
INSPIRE You say you love my poetry honestly , I write it just for you , You inspire me with all the things you do , With ever word you speak I make a word that rhyhms , And at the end of the day I simply press rewind , You incourage me to be myself and thats rather hard to do , but with everday that passes its some how coming true , I have you to thank for making me see that happiness is something a person really needs , Ever day I talk to you I grow a little happier , except for the other night I thought my world had shattered , I know about the feelings you have cause I have them too , and its really hard to shut them up maybe its something I must do , would that really help you with the things your going though ? The only way to break my heart is to tell me you Love me then say it isnt true , So I beg of you please dont ask me to change these feeling and the things I say

Thoughts Of You
I woke up this morning to these thoughts of you, If my sky were grey you would turn it blue, Thoughts about your smile your beautiful hair your unique style, Thoughts about the miles laundry sitting there in piles To have my words uncensored and the distance for instance, Thoughts about how it all seems to much to bare I want you here to share.. the pillow the covers the ice cream the cone, Just wishing you were here or even on the phone, You have my telephone number if you ever feel alone !

Daydream
you know...ibeen tryin to look at the upside of life...the good things in life...and you know what...its all a bunch of horse shit...im so sick of people going around treating people however they want and such. I hear it all the time...im here for you blah blah blah...give me a break dont play fucking games...you know i sat here one day and idk why but i just started dazing off...(daydream)I sit here on the side of the street...all black...hood up watching people walk by...hairover my eyes no one can see them...finally someoen walks over and asks if im ok...i look at them...when they look into my eyes i seee a fear in theres i havent ever seen before...then i feel something dripping down my face...i wipe it off and see its blood coming from my eyes...im crying blood...i stand up and smile ...she screams and runs...in all reality i have no hatred for her...she is a mere pawn in this game of life as the rest of us are...so seeing her run away i sit back down and lower my head again...kn

Visualize
Visualize writing again cause i cant sleep im to hot too even think listening to music to get away was stuck in this house on such a dreary day i thought of you cause it felt so right i closed my eyes to visualize the curve of your face your smile your grace i read the words you wrote and it was hard not to hope

Nov 4 Asshat
This guy just blocked me because I refused to comment on or rate his blog after I read it. Now everyone who knows me is aware that I do not rate everything - especially blogs I do not agree with. I do not downrate. Rather, I just skip it - be it a pic or a blog. Shortly after reading the blog, he jumped in my box and threw a couple rants at me and then blocked me before I could respond to his last statement. Obviously, he is a "Last Word" warrior. So be it. So I met this guy approximately two weeks ago on here. He was bitching and moaning about not getting rated back after he sucked points off people with Auto 11s. He even did a blog on it. I countered his thoughts in that blog with the fact that he was greatly benefiting from the points as well as someone elses bling. I suggested that, instead of bitching about not getting 10s and pissing throughout his blog in needless rants, he should suggest to the person, whom he rates with auto 11s, that they rate him back when he has one.

I Am Finding This A Very Interesting Site!
Hey everyone, Just getting the hang of this site. Lots to see and do. Love to chat so drop me a line and say hello. You can check out my pics and my videos if you wish! Just here to have fun and make friends!

The Measure Of An American
There are going to be some people who don't like the outcome. No matter what the outcome would have been, people can never be happy with -any- decision made, regardless of how good or bad it was for the greater good. But what really gets me... what really makes me stop and question the Caliber of today america, and a specific American is a statement like the following (Found on a MUMM comment earlier today): (LORD I PRAY FOR THE RIGHT SNIPER TO DO HIS JOB!!!!) This was apparently someone else status message. I don't really know. Point is, what kind of person are you to stand and call yourself an American, but then wish for the death of another American, based souly on the idea that he's achieved something in spite of your thoughts to the contrary. You are not an American, you are barely even human. What a waste of a person you've turned out to be... I hope thoes who bore you are proud. Mr. Sinister

I Am Hosting My First Auction... Come Join!!!
Tis the season coming.. I am hosting my First Auction... Music Playlist at MixPod.com Christmas is right around the corner. I got an auction for you. Time for giving instead of recieving. Bid on a fu of your choice, a christmas present with the list of offers they are giving out. You can bid fubucks, bling, happy hours. whatever your heart wants to bid for that special someone on the fu. The time to enter is NOW. I will be accepting ppl who want to enter the auction up until thanksgiving day and that is when the auction will open is the day after. It will run for two weeks. the highest bidder gets to give t

And They Say Women Are The Ones That Throw Drama
Soooooo, here I am, re-rating my friends, as is often the case as you guys well know. I Do this often for several reasons, but one of them is, its just a nice thing to do. I had one guy who is(was) on my friends list get a bit whiney about me stopping by and not rating his pictures, well I had re rated his page within a week so I had moved on. Apparently, he thinks he is far more important than just a mere page rate, and I should have stayed and rated everything he owns. Whatever....my choice. Anyway, here is the short and sweet convo...dont forget to read from the bottom up, shoutbox being as it is lol. ->PukinDog14...: of course it is... might want to block me too. i tend to make the travels and rerate often. hate to offend you or have you think i am a stalker too. PukinDog14...: whatever my choice and what i see/....so see ya!! ->PukinDog14...: sorry you feelo that way. ->PukinDog14...: oh my.... PukinDog14...: laughing about my seriousness shows very little res

A Country United? Or Divided?
There is a lot of ignorance surrounding Obama and a lot of ignorance and racism that surrounded and clouded this election. Obama wasn't my choice, but ignorance and stupidity isn't going to help this country move forward. I, for one, will stand beside my fellow Americans and work towards a better tomorrow. Whether or not this "change" is going to be a welcome breath of air or a stifling backstep into deprivation and stagnation remains to be seen. One thing is certain... Unless this country bands together and works to unravel the noose we've placed around our own necks, we are headed down a very uncertain road.... and that, my friends, scares the holy shit out of me....

Games Heavy Events
Event Descriptions The events can be divided into three categories: Distance, Height & Caber. In the Distance events (Stone, Weights for distance & Hammer) the athlete has three throws, only the best throw being counted. In the Height events (Weight for Height/Weight over Bar & Sheaf) the athlete has three attempts to clear the height of the bar. The Caber is an event of accuracy. The caber must be thrown end-over-end, with the caber falling away from the athlete. The Caber is scored on a clock face. Imagine that the thrower is standing on the 6:00 mark on a watch, the caber must break the vertical plane between 9:00 and 3:00, if the caber breaks the plane, then the judge will score the caber bases on where is hits the ground in direct relation to the throwers shoulders, 12:00 is a perfect toss; However if the caber fails to break the vertical plane then the caber will be judged based on the degrees it traveled to the vertical plane. The weights used in the Heavy Events are usually

Look At This Drama
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The Dam This Is True
The Dam This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read The State's letter before you get to the response letter. State of Pennsylvania 's letter to Mr. DeVries: SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been is

Be Careful Of Your Friends
"YOUR COMPANIONS ARE LIKE ELEVATOR BUTTONSTHEY WILL EITHER TAKE YOU UP OR TAKE YOU DOWN" He that walketh with wise men shall be wise but a companion of fools shall be destroyed Proverbs 13:20 A scorpion being a very poor swimmer,once asked a turtle to carry him on his back across a river "Are you crazy?"exclamed the turtle,"You'll sting me while i'm swimming and I'll drown." The scorpion laughed as he replied,"My dear turtle, if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you.Now what would be te point of that? I wont sting you.It would mean my own death!" The turtle thought about that logic for a few moments and then said"You're right.Hop on!" the tscorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river,he gave the turtle a mighty sting. As the turtle began to sink with the scorpion on his back,it moaned in dismay"After your promise you still stung me! Why? Now we're both doomed." The drowning scorpion sadly replied,"I couldn't help it.It's my nature t

Stones
I placed a stone upon the ground, For each one of my go around's, As each stone was placed a wall began , Waiting for someone to break it in, My core is hot my heart's hard as rock, And this wall is caving in it is there we must begin.

911 Dispatcher
Believe it or not ,These are from the Hill District of Pittsburgh, Pa. REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwichDispatcher : Excuse me?Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?Caller : No, but this has happened to me b efore and I'm sick and tire d of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-oneDispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the s

Goodbye Mac
Well Obama's victory would pretty much seem to put an end to John McCain's political career. I'm sure a lot of people are happy about that, I know my Democrat friends are glad he lost, and my Republican friends never cared too much for him to begin with, but I will definitely miss John McCain. I supported him in 2000 when he ran against W and desperately wish he would have won the nomination then. I'm not too keen on New England blue-bloods and I'm not too keen nepotism. John McCain has been a thorn in the side to his party for years, and we've all heard the reports of his temper and penchant for the F word. But it would be hard to imagine an ex-Navy fly boy to be anything else. If I was a politician, I would most likely be pretty similar to him. "Toe The Line" is not a sentiment I carry either. But regardless of who we voted for in the general election today, and who we supported in the primaries a few months ago, I think (hope, anyway) that most people view him as a decent man

The New President
I love this country!!! But sometimes it seems the ignorant, and socially inept have the biggest voice. Listen people, the Presdent is our leader... Think about what this means... He's not a god... he will not pick America up with his bare hands, and carry us to the promise land. HE IS NOT A GOD... he's a man. You know what the true answer to the question of 'Are we good or are we doomed' is? Look to the people... We are the followers, and as such it is =US= who will make or break this country. Obama is a man... WE ARE AMERICA... If you believe that our country is doomed, and you do nothing but sit about complain, and yapp about the bad... then YOU caused the problem, not the president. Be it Bush, Quale, Clinton, or Obama. WE ARE AMERICA... not them. We will hold him to his promise to make America great again, and if he shows himself to be inept, it wont matter because WE WILL KEEP PUSHING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Obama Is President Get Over It!
I DID VOTE FOR McCAIN but wishes i had voted for OBAMA he has great ideas and i hope he does a great job as president..i wanna throw my support to OBAMA,he could change the world for the better if people would stop and give the man a chance like iam going to.i hated him for all the wrong reasons and didnt want him to president.but now that i have researched him and read more about him im glad he won.so everyone needs to chill that McCain didnt win its just an election people!CHILL gosh damn it! OBAMA WON!

Obama Asks Mccain For Help Leading Country
Obama asks McCain for help leading country By NEDRA PICKLER, Associated Press Writer Nedra Pickler, Associated Press Writer 26 mins ago CHICAGO – Barack Obama asked John McCain for his help in leading the country in a telephone call Tuesday night, moments after the Democratic senator was elected the country's first black president. Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs said Obama thanked McCain for his graciousness and told him he had waged a tough race. "Senator Obama told Senator McCain he was consistently someone who has showed class and honor during this campaign as he has during his entire life in public service," Gibbs said in a statement. "Senator Obama said he was eager to sit down and talk about how the two of them can work together." Gibbs quoted Obama as saying to McCain: "I need your help, you're a leader on so many important issues" President Bush called Obama shortly after the Illinois senator hung up with McCain, and then Obama watched McCain's concession speech f

Obama Wins.. And People Are Hating!! Not Me!!
i AM THE TEST IN THE CAPS... THE SMARTASS... MïZz ß HåVêñ *§... Online (WHAT CANTRELL SAID!! OBAMA B1TCHES!!!) Newark, OH November 4, 2008 @ 9:16 pm #53 of 54 November 4, 2008 @ 8:38 pm #12 of 48 America did not speak.

What A Glorious Slaughter It Was!
OBAMA WINS! i am very happy to say Obama is the new President of the United states, after what was a very Glorious SLAUGHTER of McCain! im happy! Obama will deffnatlly take us out of this Shit hole bush has put us in over the years! and finally end this fucking war!

Tonight A Begining
I read a few blogs...mumms..and sad to see some do not have the savvy or graciousness as the men that were on stage tonight. I felt the moment as a great candidate and hero in my book gave his speech; not because he lost, but I felt the pain he suffered in giving his life to the country he Loves. I don't know or will speculate how our new president will handle things or approach the many issues this country currently has. I will say like in a previous Blog I'll support him and not bad mouth someone like many have done and so I've read. Thus the belief thing resounds again in Romans chapter 13. I will not degrade those placed in authority above me. Yet, I will also say if any of those placed above me I will call out what is not done appropriately. Thus rebuke is ok!! I will say this to those that rated/voted because it was a racially motivated thing; It is wrong to base things upon popularity, whether color, amount of money or who is young or old. It though should be based on

Got This In An Email
During this election year let's be reminded of these words: * You cannot help the poor, by destroying the rich. * You cannot strengthen the weak, by weakening the strong. * You cannot bring about prosperity, by discouraging thrift. * You cannot lift the wage earner up, by pulling the wage payer down. * You cannot further the brotherhood of man, by inciting class hatred. * You cannot build character and courage, by taking away people's initiative and independence. * You cannot help people permanently, by doing for them what they could and should, do for themselves. Do you recognize the author? It was Abraham Lincoln Very, very wise words, written years ago and we still don't get it.....

Our New President
History has now been made, and everything that I support on my page and truly believe in in my heart has now come to fruition. I am neither Democrat or Republican, I AM AN AMERICAN! As a Nation I feel that we have grown now past our negative historical past, we have grown both as a Nation and as a people. We have finally after so many years, decades and centuries become the colorblind Nation that we need to be. All my love goes out to President Obama and his entire Family. May whatever God and or Goddess or Deity you believe in Bless us all, as I believe they already have on this great day. Love to all my FuBar Friends and Family.

My Circle
MY CIRCLE IS MY CONNECTION, MY STARS,MY ANGELS,MY FRIENDS, FRIENDS ARE FAMILY YOU CHOOSE, FOR YOURSELVES THEY CAN EVEN BE PETS THEY SEE YOUR LOVE TO THESOUL, ARE THE CLOSEST TO YOU, THEMYSTERY,THE MAGIC,THE BOND THE SPECIAL THINGS THAT KEEP YOU, WITH THEMIS WARMTH,SAFETY AND HOME. IT IS CONTINUOS IT NEVER ENDS.

The Path
some are chosen...others we choose..whatever the circumstance...as you travel that path just remember that strangers may become friends and friends may become strangers and thats ok as long as you embrace the change

Yayyyy I Am Godfather
THANKS ...TO ALL OF YOU..WHO ..helped me ..level..YOU...are all...GREAT!!!!!!! AND.... a hugeeeeee THANKS to ...HARLEY, for buying me my auto 11s and for ALL the LOVE and help to get me leveled....YOU ALL ARE ....G R E A T ....!!!! THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH...many....HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSS..your friend....rose

Bid On Me Please Xoxoxo
I JUST GOT DONE BEING PUT UP ON AUCTION, AND I COULD USE ALL OF MY WONDERFULL FRIENDS AND ALL YOU SEXY GUYS TO COME AND CHECK IT OUT AND PLEASE BID ON ME. WANTING A GOOD OWNER AND PROMISE I WILL BE A VERY GOOD SLAVE FOR YOU. GO TO http://fubar.com/lou_cypher666 AND GO TO HIS AUCTION FOLDER TO BID ON ME, I HOPE YOU GUYS BID ON ME, THANK YOU ALL XOXOXO

Obama Im So Proud
Im sitting here at the age of 42 and I have lived to see a black president in the white house and Im so proud to have taken part of history. Its so deep that i found myself brought to tears and just screaming as every friend I have called my phone to share the moment... Im proud to have shared this moment with my son and watched him vote in this historical moment . Im just emotional and wanted to share the hope

Nov 3 ~ Sbg Of The Week ~ Nicci
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-27-08 DJ NICCI Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge (repost of original by 'ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl ღ Club FAR Team LOVE ღ' on '2008-10-27 15:40:39') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2008-11-04 20:10:58')

Difficult Things To Say While Drunk
DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anticonstitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Two Trees And A Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

I Got A Lot Of Improving And Growing Up To Do
Hey everyone I'm just gonna cut it straight to the point. I'm a smart person, but at my age, I don't know much of anything. People younger than me know more than I do. That's saying something. I need to get off internet chatting and pick up a book and start reading and improving my vocabulary and knowledge, because I'm way far behind for my age, and I need to change extremely bad. And if people telling me that I'm nice, but boring, that also saying something, but I shouldn't listen to that. And when I got some women at church not liking me or afraid of me for some reason, that means it's time for me to take some classes on women and relationships, cause the way I am right now is not doing me any good. And even my own manager telling me that I get sidetracked and have trouble focusing and times me whenever I find stuff, and cut my hours down, that means I have a lot of work to do with myself. And when I got people not responding to my message or comments that I've sent th

A Quick And Dirty Iq Test
Was far too late for this amount of thought, oh well. Your IQ Is 95 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

The Day The World Change For The Better
what i heard about what american people did to black people in the 50 and 60 didnt think you have a black man in the whitehouse in my life time i wish martin luther king was here to see obama in the whitehouse

Haunted
Hi everyone, I survived the haunted house. Barely. If the viewer ever knew that the beating, holding under water, flogging, stun gunning, and more were real, they'd had the place shut down. Friday night started with me in bra, and boybrief panties. my hands were chained over my hand and my feet were locked to a 3' spreader bar. Once the haunted house was open my legs were stretched towards the ceiling. As the first viewers walked through the stun gun was applied to my belly button. I was totally suppended. As my body tightened to escape the zips I'd pull up, only to drift down to the metal prongs of the stun gun. From that moment on Halloween until 6 am Monday morning it was none stop torture, abuse, and sex. The screams were real but covered by the load music. By Saturday morning I couldn't hardly stand. Instead of giving be a break, and letting me recover, they broke out the bullwhips and went to work on me. While the House was closed I was left chained for those w

Bad Girl Of The Week 11-03-08 Nicci
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 10-27-08 DJ NICCI Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her *Basics* Name/Nickname: Nicci Birthday: December 22 Zodiac Sign: Capricorn Hair Color: Brunette Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: Yes, One on the right side of my chest Piercings:Yes, Both ears *Favorites* Color:Purple Season:Fall Day Of Week: Wednesday Animal:penguin Flower:Carnation *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:Yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?:Yes Smiled For No Reason?:Yes Sat On Your Rooftop?:Yes *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:Computer Phone 0R IM?:Both McDonalds 0R Burger King?:Neither{can't have greasy foods} Summer 0R Winter?:Winter{im in northern ny} CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:cds XBox 0R PS2?:neither RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:buffalo chicken Your Fears?:loosing my kids Your Weakness?:Eyes Do you like Thunderstorms?:Yes Number of things

General Tsao's Chicken
Sauce: 1/2 cup cornstarch 1/4 cup water 1+1/2 tsp minced garlic 1+1/2 tsp minced ginger root 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup white vinegar 1/4 cup cooking wine 1+1/2 cup hot chicken broth 1 tsp monosodium glutamate (optional) Meat: 3 lbs deboned dark chicken meat, cut into large chunks 1/4 cup soy sauce 1 tsp white pepper 1 egg 1 cup cornstarch Vegetable oil for deep−frying 2 cups sliced green onions 16 small dried hot peppers Mix 1/2 cup cornstarch with water. Add garlic, ginger, sugar, 1/2 cup soy sauce, vinegar, wine, chicken broth and MSG (if desired). Stir until sugar dissolves. Refrigerate until needed. In separate bowl, mix chicken, 1/4 cup soy sauce and white pepper. Stir in egg. Add 1 cup cornstarch and mix until chicken pieces are coated evenly . Add cup of vegetable oil to help separate chicken pieces. Divide chicken into small quantities and deep−fry at 350 degrees until crispy. Drain on paper towels. Place a small amount of

Chinese Fire Pot
1 lb Boneless beef sirloin, or beef round 1 lb Boned chicken breasts 1 lb Fish fillets 1 lb Medium shrimp 1 lb Chinese cabbage 1/2 lb Fresh forest mushrooms, or Cultivated mushrooms Lemon juice 2 pk Enoki mushrooms (3 1/2−oz packages) 3/4 lb Chinese pea pods 2 bn Green onions 2 bn Spinach 8 oz Canned water chestnuts drained and sliced 8 oz Canned bamboo shoots drained and sliced 4 cn Chicken broth (13 3/4−oz cans) Sweet−and−sour sauce Soy sauce Prepared hot Chinese mustard 1/4 lb Fine egg noodles; cooked Cilantro or chives; chopped (optional) It is not necessary to use all ingredients listed here as long as you offer an interesting blend of meats, fish and vegetables. Other meats and vegetables can be substituted, if desired. Place beef, chicken and fish in freezer and chill until firm to touch but not frozen. Slice beef and chicken in strips 1/4−inch thick and about 2 inches long. Cut fish into 3/4−inch cubes. Shell and devei

Bird Of Paradise
1 can (20 oz.) sliced pineapple in syrup 2 Whole chicken breasts, split (or 1 cut up 3 lb. fryer) 2 tablespoons Butter 1/4 cup Dry sherry 3 tablespoons Soy sauce 2 large Clove garlic, pressed 2 tablespoons Finely chopped crystallized ginger 1/2 teaspoon Salt 1 Red bell pepper, seeded, chunked 1 1/2 cups Sliced celery 1/2 cup Sliced green onion 1 Papaya, peeled, sliced (optional) 1 tablespoon Cornstarch Drain pineapple, reserving syrup. Brown chicken in butter; Drain. Combine syrup with sherry, soy sauce, garlic and ginger. Pour over chicken. Cover, simmer 30 minutes, turning chicken once. Remove chicken. Add pineapple, bell pepper, celery, green onion and papaya to pan. Dissolve cornstarch in 1/2 cup water. Stir into pan. Bring to boil. When thickened, spoon over chicken.

Almond Chicken
1 lb skinned chicken breast 1 cup vegetable oil 5 slices fresh ginger root 3 green onions, chopped to about 1" lengths 1 green pepper, chopped as above 1/2 cup diced bamboo shoots 1/3 slivered almonds (a little vegetable oil to fry in) Marinade: 1/4 tsp salt 1/8 tsp white pepper 1 tsp cornstarch 1 Tbsp soy sauce 1 egg white Seasoning sauce: 1 Tbsp rice vinegar 2 Tbsp soy sauce 1 Tbsp dry sherry 1/2 tsp salt 1 tsp sugar 1/2 tsp cornstarch Deep fry slivered almonds in vegetable oil for 2 to 3 minutes to crisp them up. drain well on paper towel. Let stand for 5 minutes before using. Dice chicken into 1 inch cubes. Combine marinade ingredients, add chicken and mix well. Let stand 1/2 hour. Heat oil in wok, add chicken and stir fry until browned. Remove chicken and drain well. Stir fry ginger, onion, pepper and bamboo shoots for about 1 minute until vegetables are crisp−tender. Combine ingredients for seasoning sauce in a small bowl, mix well and add to wok

Canada Here I Come
Well here goes the USA to hell in a hand basket! This is gonna sound all rambled, but ya know what.. I don't give a fuck. If AMERICANS can VOTE a piece of SHIT into office then I can say what I want. With Obama gonna be president (that is if he makes it alive to be sworn in) this country is fucken done!!! DONE I tell you!!! You know that he's not even allowed to enter the pentagon? He can't get clearance to enter the building. That's pretty fucked up don't ya think? Do you care on why? Don't you think now that this will bring the KKK back in full force? I know I sure think it's going too! You know I have seen and said some pretty stupid things, but this is beyond belief!!! I want to move to Canada so bad right now. I can see it now. All fucking hell is going to break loose here in the USA and personally, I don't want to be a part of this at all. FUCK YOU OBAMA AND THE CAMAL YOU RODE THE FUCK IN ON!!!!

Music Of The Rawk - N - Roll Outlaw
. . THESE ARE SONGS I WROTE AND CO WROTE AND RECORDED WITH ONE OF MY FORMER BANDS "SIX STRING INSANITY" WHICH DISBANDED IN SEPT 2004, WHICH WAS COMPRISED OF MYSELF ON LEAD AND BACKING/HARMONY VOCALS AND RYTHYM AND LEAD GUITAR, BOB RYNONE ON LEAD AND RYTHYM GUITAR, RAY SEARLES ON BASS GUITAR AND CHRIS MORSE ON DRUMS AND PERCUSSION. . BROKEN WING BROKEN WING by SIX STRING INSANITY Fandalism Free MP3 Hosting . LONG ROAD TO NOWHERE LONG ROAD TO NOWHERE by SIX STRING INSANITY Fandalism Free MP3 Hosting . 8 SECOND RODEO (we ain't talkin horses here folks... lol 8 SECOND RODEO by SIX STRING INSANITY

Congrats Fubarbarians, You Were Right
I'm referring to that MUMM I posted... the majority consensus by a slim margin was that I should just STFU and move on. You see tonight, an object of my affection, someone who I believed when she said she wanted to be my friend, cut all ties with me. Inexplicably and without a word. I happen to know that her boyfriend doesn't like me and probably had some hand in her decision - maybe in a fit of jealousy? If people are really so easily influenced and dissuaded, capricious to the point of condemning those who would otherwise do most anything for them, then I truly have lost my faith in their vaguely good intentions. No more will I form emotional attachments to people that consistently and, as the course of time proves, wholly do not care about me. Despite my efforts to win them over, to show them my best side, to impart what knowledge and wisdom I can and may, I can chalk this one up to the long list of failed endeavors I have already accrued. I am fully alone, and not enti

Some Gave All Train
You know the routine. Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people listed below. Please DO NOT just accept the persons friend request...visit their page, rate and fan them back and leave them a comment. When you have rated everyone...message me (luBell240) to be added to the list (if you do not message me, I do not know you have completed the list). Rate my Veterans Folder to get your personalized tag. Those honoring our Veterans... luBell240-~-ShAdOwLeVeLeR{PROUDLYownedbyKAT1114}{Protected by Dakota21220@ fubar ken1978@ fubar ♊aGEM4life♊ {Shadow Leveler} Owner Of The Life-Savers Family ~ FUOwned by jade&jaksonsmom@ fubar Dakota21220 Shadow Levelers{Protecter of Kat1114, luBell240,Ǥįиá_Łʎ8

The Banana Test
Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Now scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is: Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.

Thinking
as i sit here and think about everything that has happened in my life over thepast few weeks i find myself wandering around in my thoughts and i feel so lost. i feel like part of me is gone and i feel so alone. I know im not actually alone as i do have my lil girl whom i thank god for everyday cause i have no idea where i would be at the moment. (prolly going crazy coming home to and empty house everyday after work and talking to myself, lol.) i did have one other very important person in my life but we are no longer together. I do understand why he did what he did and we did decide to remain friends (which isn't me normally i normally shut them out of my life and open a new chapter so to speak). I was doing really well then tonight while chatting with friends and listening to music a song comes on that made me lose it and i started balling all over again. I thought i knew what heart break was like when my daughters father walked out boy was i wrong. After so many fail relationships i

Knowledge Gaps
There Are 2 Gaps in Your Knowledge Where you have gaps in your knowledge: Religion Art Where you don't have gaps in your knowledge: Philosophy Economics Literature History Science Do You Have Gaps in Your Knowledge?

Spinach Salad
Spinach leaves Red onion, cut into rings Tangerines For each salad, fill plate with spinach leaves. Top with onion rings and tangerine sections. Sprinkle lightly with Mom's Spinach Salad Dressing just before serving. Mom's Spinach Salad Dressing 1/4 c apple cider vinegar 1/4 c oil 1/4 c honey 1/4 c organic ketchup 1/2 red onion, grated 1 T Bragg Liquid Aminos Mix all ingredients together and stir thoroughly. Best if chilled before serving, allowing flavors to blend. Stir again before using.

Old-fashioned Waldorf Salad
5 c organic apples, chopped, unpeeled 2 1/2 c chopped celery 1 1/4 c chopped pecans, walnuts or cashews 1/2 c Soy Mayonnaise Lettuce leaves Apple wedges Pecan halves Combine first 4 ingredients; toss gently to coat, and chill 1 to 2 hours. Spoon salad into a lettuce-lined serving bowl. Garnish with apple wedges and pecan halves. Makes 10 servings.

Picnic Potato Salad
4 c peeled and chopped potatoes 1/4 c red peppers, diced 1 c diced celery 1/4 c minced onion Boil potatoes and cool. Add remaining vegetables and set aside. In a separate bowl place; 1 T apple cider vinegar 1 T Bragg Liquid Aminos 2 t mustard 1 avocado,mashed 1 T Italian seasoning Stir ingredients together and pour over potato mixture. Toss together lightly and chill before serving.

Poetry
If only there was a way to tell you how I feel, Maybe if you were sleeping id whisper it in your ear, You told me you were insecure maybe I could find the cure, If I could change your insecurities id make them go away, But thats something you need to change inside Baby please dont hide, Ill do my best to tell you each and every day all the things you are, you are beautiful and sweet you are the most caring person I could meet, your eyes are like the stars at night your spirt is that of light, you are wanted and cared for if only i was there to show you more!

Marinated Vegetables
2 c broccoli florets 2 carrots 1 c zucchini, sliced 1 c cauliflower florets Peel carrots and slice into circles or matchsticks. Mix vegetables together in mixing bowl and set aside. In a separate bowl, mix together the following ingredients: 3 T extra virgin olive oil 1/2 t garlic powde r 1 T fresh squeezed lemon juice 1 T Bragg Liquid Aminos 1 T Italian seasoning Pour over vegetables and chill overnight for flavors to marinate.

Slow And Savory Veggie Soup
3 diced carrots 3 diced potatoes 2 stalks celery, chopped 1 diced onion 2 c chopped cabbage 2 c green beans 4 c diced tomatoes 1/2 c barley 2 T dried parsley 1 t dried basil 2 T Bragg Liquid Aminos Place all ingredients in crock-pot. Add enough water or Homemade Vegetable Broth to cover vegetables. Turn temperature to low and cook until tender, 6-8 hours

Fresh Tomato Soup
1 large tomato 1 medium cucumber 1/2 red bell pepper 1 t Italian seasoning 1 t dill 1 t Bragg Liquid Aminos 1 t minced chives 1 t minced parsley Place tomato in blender or Vita-Mix and blend at low speed until creamy. Add remaining ingredients and mix well. Serve at room temperature or cover and chill. Makes 1 to 2 servings.

Butternut Squash Soup
1 c carrots, peeled and sliced 1 c chopped onion 1 clove garlic, minced 2 T olive oil 1 T minced ginger 2 t curry powder 1/4 t cinnamon 1/8 t nutmeg 2 medium butternut squash, peeled, seeded and cut into chunks 3 c organic apple juice In large saucepan, over medium-high heat, cook carrots, onion and garlic in oil until tender, about 5 minutes. Add ginger, curry, cinnamon and nutmeg; cook for 1 minute. Add squash and apple juice. Heat to a boil. Cover; reduce heat. Simmer for 15 minutes or until squash is tender. In blender or food processor, puree soup, in batches, until smooth. Return to saucepan; heat through. Serve hot or chilled. Makes 8 (1 cup) servings.

Quick Minestrone Soup
1/2 c onion, chopped 1/2 c celery, chopped 1/c c carrots, chopped 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 t thyme 3/4 t basil 1/4 t oregano 1 c cabbage, chopped 11/2 c garbanzo beans (canned, organic) 2 c red kidney beans (canned, organic) 1 can organic Italian tomatoes, chopped 6-8 c of Homemade Vegetable Broth Sauté in 1/4 c of the broth: onion, celery, carrots, and garlic until onion is tender. Add remaining ingredients and simmer for about 20 minutes. Start with 6 cups of broth, and add more if needed.

E-z Vegetable Soup
2 T olive oil 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 onion, chopped 3 carrots, chopped 1/2 c chopped celery 1/2 t Italian seasoning 2 T Bragg Liquid Aminos 1c fresh corn (off the cob) 1 c cabbage, chopped 1 can organic tomato sauce 1 can organic, chopped tomatoes 6-8 c water 1 c whole wheat pasta spirals Anything else that’s leftover in the fridge In large soup pot, sauté garlic, onion, carrots, and celery with olive oil and seasonings. Add corn, cabbage, tomato sauce, tomatoes and water. Simmer for 1 hour. Add pasta, leftovers, and simmer until tender, about 15 minutes.

Shrimp Scampi
1 Lb. Shrimp (Shells Removed) 1 Tsp. Butter 2 Tsp. Olive Oil 3 Garlic Cloves, crushed 1/4 cup Vinegar 1 Lemon 1 Tbsp. Fresh Parsley, chopped (for garnish) In large frying pan, melt Butter and Olive Oil. Add Garlic and saute for 1 minute. Add Vinegar, Lemon Juice and Salt and Pepper to taste. Saute quickly, being careful not to overcook. Place in serving dish and sprinkle with Parsley. Serve over rice. Variation: Use White Wine instead of Vinegar

Dear Red States
[[Stolen from CAM who stole it from T$$]] Blue States Dear Red States, We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, California, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, New York, and all of the Northeastern states. After this election, we'll be adding Colorado and New Mexico. (AND HOPEFULLY VA, PA, and FLA). We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, especially to the people of our new country -

Shrimp Parmesan
2 Tbs. Olive Oil 1/2 Cup Onion, Chopped 2 Garlic Cloves, Crushed 1 Lb. Shrimp (Shells Removed) 1/2 Can (14-16 oz) Tomato Sauce (approx. 8 oz) 1 Tsp. Dried Basil 8 oz. Mozzarella, Grated 1/4 Cup Parmesan, Grated In a large frying pan, saute Onion in 1 Tbs. Olive Oil until golden brown. Add Garlic and saute 1 minute longer. Add Shrimp and saute for approximately 3 minutes. Place Shrimp in a casserole dish. Add Tomato Sauce and Basil to frying pan and simmer 15 minutes. Add Salt and Pepper to taste. Pour sauce over shrimp. Add Mozzarella and Parmesan. Place casserole in broiler, until cheese is bubbly. Serve with rice.

Penne Pasta With Red Peppers And Basil
1/2 Lb. Penne Pasta 2 Red Peppers, Thinly Sliced. 2 Tbs. Olive Oil 4 Tbsp. Fresh Basil, Chopped Cook Penne Pasta as directed on package. Saute Red Peppers in Olive Oil until tender, but still a little crisp. Place in serving dish. Toss in drained Penne Pasta and Basil. Variation: Use 1 Red Pepper and 1/2 Yellow Pepper and 1/2 Green Pepper for a colorful presentation.

Moi!
Ok, boils and ghouls, a little intro to yers truly : my name is James (I also answer to Jim or sexy lol) I am a glorified secretary, a once and future indie filmmaker, aspiring writer, hella-good cook and the sexiest geek around. I am also terminally single...geez, this is sounding like a singles ad, ain't it? Crap. Anyhoo, you wanna know more, just message me, as I like people and I don't bite. Much.

Penne With Basil And Mozzarella
1/2 lb. Penne Pasta 2 oz. Grated Mozzarella Cheese 1 oz. Grated Parmesan Cheese 2 Tbsp. Butter 2 Tbsp. Olive Oil 1/4 Cup Fresh Basil Leaves, Chopped Cook Penne Pasta as directed on package. Drain and return to pot. Add the Grated Mozzarella and Parmesan Cheeses, Butter, Olive Oil and Salt and Pepper to taste. Then toss over low heat until Mozzarella starts to melt. Sprinkle with Basil.

Linguini With Lemon And Garlic
1/2 Lb. Linguini 2 Cloves Garlic, Crushed 1/4 Cup Olive Oil 2 Tbs. Butter 1/4 Cup Fresh Parsley,Chopped Grated Zest of 2 Lemons 2 Tsp. Lemon Juice Cook the Linguini Pasta as directed on package. Heat Olive Oil and Butter in small frying pan. Add the Crushed Garlic Cloves and cook over a medium heat for 1 minute, creating a Garlic Oil. Place the Garlic Oil in serving dish. Toss in Parsley, Lemon Zest, Lemon Juice and Salt and Pepper to taste. Then, toss in the Linguini Pasta

Azz Hole!
Gizzy: *punches you* Ridin' Dirrrty: WHAT 4 Gizzy: Your status... Ridin' Dirrrty: DIDNT MEAN IT LITTERALLY... Gizzy: Oh...sorry... Ridin' Dirrrty: how u feeling today Gizzy: Much much better :) Ridin' Dirrrty: thats very good to hear Gizzy: Ya know...I'm very very happy Gizzy: What had been your problem lately? Ridin' Dirrty: I GUESS I COULD ASK U THE SAME QUESTION Gizzy: Don't you dare point a finger @ me Gizzy: You're the one with the mean attitude Ridin' Dirrty: ARE U CRAZY OR SOMETHING Gizzy: Ya know what? I'm done with your shit Gizzy: Don't you ever fucking ask me if I'm crazy. Who the fuck do you think you're fucking talking to? Gizzy: Don't EVER speak to me like that again Gizzy: I don't deserve that kinda treatment Gizzy:It's best we doing talk anymore. I no longer wish to talk to you again. Please delete me. Goodbye Ridin' Dirrty: BIPOALR CITY .....NEITHER DO I SO BACK OFF DON'T WORRY I'M FUCKIN DONE TOO U HAVE HAD AN

Linguini Primavera With Scallops
1/2 Lb. Linguini 1 Cup Broccoli 4 Tbs. Olive Oil 1/2 Lb. Bay Scallops (small) 2 Red Peppers thinly sliced 4 Oz. Frozen Green Beans 3 Cloves Garlic, crushed 1 Cup Fresh Basil Leaves, Chopped 1/3 cup Grated Parmesan Cheese Grated Zest of 2 Lemons 4 Oz. Water Cook Linguini Pasta as directed on package. Add Broccoli to the boiling pasta 1minute before draining the Pasta. In a large frying pan, saute Bay Scallops in 1 Tbs. of the Olive Oil, over medium heat, stirring frequently, until opaque, about 5 minutes. Temporarily transfer to plate. Using the same pan, add the remaining 3 Tbs. Olive Oil. Add the Peppers, Green Beans, Garlic and Salt and Pepper to taste. Saute for about 5 minutes until vegetables are tender, but a little crisp. Add the Water and the reserved Scallops to the pan. Heat for 1 to 2 minutes. Place in serving dish. Add drained Linguini and Broccoli and toss to mix. Variation: Add 1/4 Shrimp or use Shrimp instead of Scallops. Add 4oz. Frozen Su

Old Break Up Letter
I was cleaning out my AoL Mailbox and I found an interesting Email from 2005. The First Half is the Email, and The Second Part is my reply ================================================= Chris, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us,what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way.I know that I was wrong, but I am also hoping that thisis something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totaly crazy

French Chicken
4 Boneless Chicken Breast Slices 2 Cans (14-16 oz.) Diced Tomatoes 1 Red Pepper, Thinly Sliced. 2 Cloves Garlic, Crushed. 1 Tbsp. Olive Oil 1/2 Tsp. Dried Basil 1/4 Cup Fresh Parsley, Chopped Crock Pot Recipe: Mix all ingredients, except for Olive Oil, in a 3-6 quart Crock Pot. Cook 7-8 hours on low or 3-4 hours on high. Stir in Olive Oil and sprinkle with Parsley. Variation: Add 1 Tsp. Oregano and/or 1 can Canellini beans.

Fubar Won't Get You Laid
I've decided...I'm gonna be on here a lot less than I have been. I'm tired of this place anymore, tired of sitting online wasting hours while my life passes by. I've got work now, things to look forward to, and life is turning around for me. It's time to start living. I'll still stop in to check out things every now and then, see how some of my friends are doing, but I'm not going to sit here for hours on end every day. Real life is calling, and I think I'm gonna answer this time. I have nothing to wait for, no reason not to go out and have fun. So, it's time to move on from the humdrum that has become FUBAR and the internet in general. I wish you all well, and I'll catch you now and again when I come back online.

Fettuccine Alfredo
1/2 Lb. Fettuccine 1/4 Cup Scallions, Sliced 3/4 Cup Milk 1/2 Cup Grated Parmesan Cheese 2 Tbsp. Fresh Basil, Chopped 1 Garlic Clove, crushed 1 Tbsp. Olive Oil Zest of 1 Lemon Cook Fettuccine as directed on package. Return to Pot. Add Olive Oil and toss. Add Milk, Parmesan Cheese, Scallions, Basil and Garlic. Cook over medium heat until bubbly, stirring constantly. Variation: Add in any of the following: Green Beans, Corn, Red Pepper, Shrimp, Broccoli. Use 1 Tsp. Dried Basil instead of Fresh.

Fettuccine With Scallops In Lemon Sauce
1 Lb. Bay Scallops (small) 1/2 Lb. Fettuccine Pasta 1/2 Lb. Frozen Green Beans 2 Lemons 5 Tbsp. Butter Cook Fettuccine Pasta as directed on package. Add the Frozen Green Beans to the boiling pasta 2 minutes before draining Pasta. In a large frying pan, saute Bay Scallops in 1 Tbsp. of the Butter, over medium heat, stirring frequently, until opaque, about 5 minutes. Pour Bay Scallops into serving dish. Add Drained Fettuccine and Green Beans. Add juice from the 2 Lemons and the remaining 4 Tbs. of Butter. Add Salt and Pepper to taste and toss.

Fettuccine With Lemon And Parsley
1/2 Lb. Fettuccine 2 Tbsp. Butter 1 Lemon 1 Cup Milk or Cream 1/4 Cup Fresh Parsley, chopped Cook Fettuccine Pasta as directed on package. In a small frying pan, saute Butter. Add juice from Lemon and Milk. Saute and stir for about 1 minute. Place in serving dish. Toss in Fettuccine and parsley.

Chicken With Peaches And Basil
4 Boneless Chicken Breast Slices 2 Fresh Peaches 1 Egg 2 Tbsp. Butter 3/4 Cup Water 1 Onion, Chopped Zest of 1 Lemon (1/4 Tsp.) 1/2 Cup Fresh Basil Leaves, Chopped Brush Chicken with Egg. In a large frying pan, saute over a medium heat in Butter, until done, approximately 30 minutes. Turn over a couple of times to cook both sides evenly through. Remove to a temporary dish. Peel and slice the peaches. Pour Water into frying pan. Add Peaches, Onions and Lemon Zest. Cook, stirring until thickened. Stir in Basil and Salt and Pepper to taste. Place Chicken in serving dish and pour sauce over it. Serve with Rice. Variation: Dredge Chicken in Flour after brushing with egg. Use Shallots instead of onions. Use Chicken Broth instead of Water. Use 1 small can of peaches instead of fresh peaches.

Chicken Kiev
4 Boneless Chicken Breast Slices 1/2 Stick Butter, cut into 4 slices 2 Tbsp. Fresh Parsley 1 Clove Garlic, Crushed 1 Egg 1/2 cup Bread Crumbs 2 Tbsp. Olive Oil Roll the butter slices in mixture of Parsley, Garlic and Salt and Pepper to taste. Roll chicken breasts around butter slices. Brush chicken rolls with beaten egg. Roll in Breadcrumbs and saute in Olive Oil, turning to cook evenly on all sides.

Beef And Broccoli
1 Lb. Steak Tips, (bite size pieces) 1/2 Cup Soy Sauce 4 Tsp. Cornstarch 1 Tsp. Sugar 2 Tbsp. Olive Oil 1 Medium Onion, Thinly Sliced 1 Cup Broccoli, Fresh In a large bowl, marinate the Steak Tips for 10 minutes in Soy Sauce, Cornstarch and Sugar. Remove the Steak Tips from bowl and reserve the sauce mixture. Place the Steak Tips in a large frying pan, and brown in Olive Oil. Add Onion and cook until onion is tender, but crisp. Stir in Broccoli. Cook 10 minutes. Stir in reserved marinade. Serve over rice. Variation: Use Pea Pods instead of Broccoli. Use Steak Strips, usually packaged for stir-fry instead of Steak Tips. Use Frozen Broccoli instead of Fresh, but cook for only 2-3 minutes after adding, instead of 10.

Finally A Couple Days Off
Been work'n the past 7 with very little sleep.It seems when I am off I am playing catch up and don't catch up on sleep.Such is life.Life is getting better though.Working on a new relationship with an amazing lady.Love makes it all better.I'm doing ok and my friends are too.Doesn't get any better.

Yule
Yule Lore (December 21st) Yule, (pronounced EWE-elle) is when the dark half of the year relinquishes to the light half. Starting the next morning at sunrise, the sun climbs just a little higher and stays a little longer in the sky each day. Known as Solstice Night, or the longest night of the year, much celebration was to be had as the ancestors awaited the rebirth of the Oak King, the Sun King, the Giver of Life that warmed the frozen Earth and made her to bear forth from seeds protected through the fall and winter in her womb. Bonfires were lit in the fields, and crops and trees were "wassailed" with toasts of spiced cider. Children were escorted from house to house with gifts of clove spiked apples and oranges which were laid in baskets of evergreen boughs and wheat stalks dusted with flour. The apples and oranges represented the sun, the boughs were symbolic of immortality, the wheat stalks portrayed the harvest, and the flour was accomplishment of triumph, light, and lif

Yule Origins, Lore, Legends, And Customs
Yule Origins, Lore, Legends, and Customs Yule falls approximately on the Winter Solstice, the shortest day and longest night of the year. After Yule the period of daylight begins to wax, until it reaches the longest day on June 21, the Summer Solstice. For folks in Northern climes, the Winter Solstice was a most welcome day to anticipate at the dark end of the year, and although months of darkness lay ahead, folk could rest assured Sunna's might was on the increase and darkness was waning. Yule is actually a span of thirteen days, usually counted from the night before the solstice (19 or 20 December, as it varies from year to year ), to the thirteenth night, (usually January 6 called "Twelfth Night" later by Christians). Bede called Yule eve "Mother Night", and it is thought this night was devoted to honouring the Idises (or Disir, female ancestral spirits) the family protectors. The Solstice itself, either 20, 21 or 22 December, is the most important of the days, when the dead an

Yule - Mistletoe
O! Mistletoe! Also known as the golden bough. Held sacred by both the Celtic Druids and the Norseman. Once called Allheal, used in folk medicine to cure many ills. North American Indians used it for toothache, measles and dog bites. Today the plant is still used medicinally, though only in skilled hands...it's a powerful plant. It was also the plant of peace in Scandinavian antiquity. If enemies met by chance beneath it in a forest, they laid down their arms and maintained a truce until the next day. Mistletoe was used by the Druid priesthood in a very special ceremony held around this time... five days after the New Moon following winter solstice, to be precise. The Druid priests would cut mistletoe from a holy oak tree with a golden sickle. The branches had to be caught before they touched the ground. Celts believed this parasitic plant held the soul of the host tree. The priest then divided the branches into many sprigs and distributed them to the people, who hu

The Review Of Jones County - News Article - 11/2/08
Witch hunt? By Mark Thornton revieweditor@bellsouth.net When Andie Gibbs Henson recalls the fear that Camp Sister Spirit caused the people of Ovett, she can’t help but chuckle at the irony. After all, the group of lesbians who started the camp 15 years ago were the ones who had reason to be scared. They were terrorized while they tried to keep to themselves on their isolated 120-acre campground in southern Jones County. But these days, things are different. The camp that started as a “lesbian feminist separatist” organization is now a “humanist” haven, Henson said. And as the camp’s mission has evolved, so has the attitude of the people around them. “One of the people who shot at us, we now go fishing together,” Henson said, adding with a laugh, “and he will snap someone’s neck if they mess with us.” Eliminating ignorance, not promoting the lesbian lifestyle, is the mission of Camp Sister Spirit these days, Henson said. That’s why she started a folk school, which features

Test 1
> .... > > > > > Welcome to my Grand Opening of my Fu-Tavern. If you rate this album during a happy hour (there are only 62 pics) you will receive a special door prize. This is a fun album to rate. Come on in and sit down and enjoy! > > > > >

Fu Whores..
I've noticed a new trend on the FU, FU whores.. and I'm not talking about point whores, rate whores, attention whores etc. what I've been seeing is disturbing. the newest thing is selling private folders for FU stuff. I've seen it several times this week, and I stop to think, what is the diference between this and being a whore? in my opinion, it's the same thing.. so far I've seen: view this folder for a VIP bling me to view my privates trade auto 11 bling for access to my private folder 20,000 fubucks to view my NSFW pics 100,000 fubucks to view I've even seen "1 million fubucks to see my naked pics" if I'm rating someone and see this, I just stop at rating the profile pic and the salute pic (if there is one..). not sure how everyone else feels about this, but I just don't like it.. anyone else have an opinion about this? and if you happen to be "selling" your private collection of pics, don't wait for me to buy them, I have much better things to use my fubucks for than to

The Topic Of The Day
Hungry, wet and so cold People on the run ranging from young to old For reasons that are so, about conflicts that will not go To the rebels of congo it is just a show Thousands are lost across this often wet land With no food or water feeling stranded like in a desert full of sand Soldiers on both sides they have things they want to achieve As many are forced to abandon their homes and leave Is it greed that is wanted or is it just power? Rebels hiding and attacking on every hour Other countries are watching, not so sure what to do Another war may be just beginning, this is far from new Years in the past, many that have died Bickering and fighting between good and evil is all that reside Violence is not the answer it just creates a bigger hole To control land and a few things that are a constant in a dark soul Food and help are on the way Only soo much can be delivered in a day A large mass of people that have nothing but what they can carry Walking a high am

Hallowe'en Moon Omens (waning Moon In '08)
Halloween Moon Omens If the moon is new on Samhain, this indicates that the coming year will be fertile ground for new beginnings to take place, such as the start of a new project, a new career, or even a new way of thinking. For those desiring children, a new moon at Samhain is a lucky omen, indicating a new birth within a year's time. If the moon is waxing on Samhain, this indicates good luck throughout the coming year. It also indicates growth and an increase of all things that are positive nature. If the moon is full on Samhain, this ensures the that the powers of all forms of magick and divination practiced on this night will be at their greatest. A secret wish made at midnight will be realized within the coming year. Do not be surprised if an experience of a psychic nature awaits you in the very near future. If the moon is waning on Samhain, this can be an omen of either good or bad consequences. It can indicate the elimination of such things as bad habits, unhealt

Looking At You
Looking at you I see pain gleam in your eyes Living your life under darkened skies Let me take your broken heart in mine Promise you everything will be just fine. Your lying in my arms, I'm feeling your skin Right here, right now I feel whole again. Hearing your breath, smelling your sweet scent, I know now that this is how I want all my days spent. Your face shines with the light of the moon. My heart is heavy, I know you must go soon. I miss you already The room dims with gloom You say goodbye, an all familiar tune. I know you'll come home, I will soon hear your voice I'll watch you walk in, my soul will rejoice I'd keep you forever if mine were the choice I can only hope that you feel the same. That you really love me as much as you say.

My Mind
The road we lay is the path we take brick by brick till we are whole.. walkin alone in the darkness hidin from our fearz.. Lookin back as our memories die one by one until we are dead inside.. buired within swallowd alive fightin to survie we are nothing.. emptyness consuming your every thought screaming out as no one hearz you.. lost alone scared run as far as you can..blindness followz you with every step you take.. Fighting the demonds you have breaking down the walls you put up around yourself.. scratching picking nothing remains hopelessness is a friend.. The abyss is comfortin to you as it sourounds every part of your existence tearing away at anything left.. any piece of life that remains.. Deeper down you fall hitting rock bottom only way is back up.. no one there to offer you a hand.. searching for a way out of the lie.. Life it's so funny at times but what's new you live it the way it's thrown at you.. obsticals in your way every time you turn around.. Sitting with the

Witch Lore
Black - it is believed witches wore black to be like the night. Native Americans associated black with learning and wisdom. The cone shape of the witch's hat was believed to direct energy from Higher dimensions to her mind and down through her body. Witches carried lanterns to illuminate the world above and below. Cats in North Africa and Greece, have been a symbol of the hearth, or Spirit of place. The buds of the willow branch were thought to resemble the paws of the Cat, a favorite pet of witches. The moon was believed to be a symbol of mysteries. The besom was believed to be the chosen mode of transportation for Witches, the besom was thought to symbolize the ability to blend home life with travel to other spiritual dimensions.

Stalking X©ït€m€
I am a Stalker!Meet my Victim...This is X©ït€M€! She makes it so easy to stalk her..She's cool as hell..and she's one of the nicest people you'll ever know..So stop by her page and check her out, you won't be sorry.. :o)'X©ït€M€ *Fan Me First*Å§ÅÐ§' FU Woman** 1st Asst of Dylon's Diva Mafia*@ fubar Tell her I sent ya!MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~Stalking~X©ït€M€@ fubar Im Good at Being Bad - TLC

Mistake After Mistake
Deep down there's too much on my mind. I mean I look at the past 2 years and how I've made 2 huge mistakes in my life. The first was my DUI (well OVI here in this state) and then this year with losing my job. It's hard not to feel like I've disappointed family and others around me who thought highly of me. And disappointing people is the worst thing to me. I'd rather someone be pissed at me then disappointed in me. On top of that having to deal with cutting friends out of my life who are more bad than good, dealing with a friend who was dying from cancer but thankfully he beat it. Although I've told no one this...but I haven't heard from him in over a month. And that scares the hell out of me because last time we were talking he had a blood clot on his lung. It was in a spot they couldn't do surgery to remove it. I've never gone this long without hearing from him. I keep fearing that any day now...I'll get a text saying he passed away. Every time my text goes off...I fe

Broomstick Lore
The magic broomstick or, to use its proper name, the besom is an important and largely misunderstood tool of the witch. Gaining its notoriety from the witch finders manuals and woodcuts of mediaeval Europe, it is a tool of a far more ancient origin. Evidence of besom practice and use can be traced as far back as ancient Egypt. Papyrus drawings and carvings on the wall of temples show the Pharaoh holding in his hand a long, narrow paddle-shaped instrument. A symbol of sovereignty and mastery over matter, only the Pharaoh or the high priest was allowed to use this: tool. But what was it used for? Travelers and scholars who have visited Egypt for thousands of years have marveled at the construction of her pyramids and wonders that even to this day have never been explained. Only recently has the theory of levitation been posed again. The ancient priest scholars of Egypt and the magical adepts knewthat the Pharaoh's paddle-shaped tool symbolized the power over airand gravity. It posse

Got Ink??
imikimi - Customize Your World Hey fubar, I am here to intrduce you to one of the greatest, sexiest, and coolest guy on fubar, a member of thePu$$ycat Playmate$ & Pimp$ and my Fu-Owner... Got Ink? Got Ink? ~Pimp of Pu$$cat Playmate$ & Pimp$ & LiL fRe@k$t@R~ Owned by Naughty by Nature@ fubar He is a totally awesome friend and treats his friends great. If you dont know him, he is definitely someone you should take some time to get to know and Heres your chance to find out how great he is.. Go check him out, make sure you R/F/A him, buy him some drinks, and maybe even drop him some bling. imikimi - Customize Your World Do You?? This Pim

Bird Of Power
Inspired by Earth Magic, by Claire Nahmad (Inner Traditions, 1994). Ever wish you could fly? Your sun sign is traditionally associated with different birds that can carry messages to the Great Spirit for you, offer spirit-support and healing, or sing a song for your soul. Find out which birds are your horoscope birds of power here. SIMPLE SOLUTION: Aries, March 21-April 19: vulture, magpie, robin. Taurus, April 20-May 21: dove, sparrow, swan. Gemini, May 22-June 20: parrot, linnet, eagle, finch. Cancer, June 21-July 22: seagull, owl, white peacock. Leo, July 23- Aug 22: peacock, rooster, eagle. Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: rooster, magpie, parrot. Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: dove, swan, sparrow. Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: eagle, vulture. Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: eagle, peacock, bird of paradise. Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: owl, falcon. Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: cuckoo, albatross. Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: swan, stork, sandpiper.

Sarge's Bad Girls Birthdays
Ok Bad Girls... I Would Like To Find Out All Of Your Birthdays So I Can Start Making Something For You On That Day.. So If You Want To Leave A Comment Here With Your Birthday ...Let's See How Many Comments I Can Get Here. Birthdays BlueEyedBrat - JANUARY 1ST S3XYCRICKET - jan 6th JuicyFruit69 - January 11th BiBabyGirl - JAN 12TH Meagan - January 29th DaBrat - Feb 13th Vamp Morticia - March 4th Katie - March 24th Ecuadorian Goddess - March 25th Mae Mae - April 21st Vitamin De - May 6 Cotton Candy - may 10th NunyaB / aGEM4life - June 10th Her Guardian Angel - June 15th Hot & Fluffy - June 16th Sweet Sexy Latina - July 19th MISS JINKS - July 28th Ticha - July 31st Summer- august 21st Brown Eyed Girl - August 24th B1tch - August 29 Miss MoneyPenny - Sept 5th Tulsa's Angel - September 14th BBW Goddess - September 30th Rebel Angel - October 4th KiSMeT - oct 16th Sarge - Nov 3rd Abby - November 15th

Me..
hi, to whoever can be botherd to read this.. Im steve,i live in a small town in the u.k. called Hartlepool,im a identical twin(Flip being the other one!)im single,i've a daughter who fourteen!!!!!!!omg cant believe it myself. im quite an easy going bloke,with not too many morals apart from dont shit on me an i wont ...lol. i do value my freinds an family,even though i would'nt tell some of them,that i love them(cause blokes dont tell each other how we feel,apart from when we been off our faces on pills,lol.)but they are ther best!! so....i here to meet,and make some good freinds,so dont be shy ,come and say hi!(o'god tha rhymed,so sorry,lol) so i want to give a big shout out...to all you weird an wonderful people ..BIG LOVE TO U. EAR ME NOW,BO SELECTER!!

Samhain!
Samhain(pronounced Sow-in, Sah-vin, or Sahm-hayn), known most popularly as Halloween, marks the end of the third and final harvest, is a day to commune with and remember the dead, and is a celebration of the eternal cycle of reincarnation. Samhain (once again Halloween) is the most coveted sabbat by the Wiccan (and many Pagan) religions. In the European traditions, Samhain is the night when the old God dies, and the Crone Goddess mourns him deeply for the next six weeks. The popular image of her as the old Halloween hag menacingly stirring her cauldron comes from the Celtic belief that all dead souls return to her cauldron of life, death, and rebirth to await reincarnation. Halloween, plain and simple is our favorite time of year. A true time for witches, Witchcraft itself, and Wiccans alike who feel that on this night the separation between the physical and spiritual realities is it's least guarded and it's veil the thinnest. It is a time for dimensional openings and workings, i

Looking To Level
Okay I have seen so many that have leveled that were behind me...I have helped so many level I just need a little help...As of now I have my auto 11's on for the next 24 hours...please help me reach my goal... The person that helps me level will get a surprise for all their hard work.. Thank you so much and all the love will be returned

Samhain - Blood Moon
Also called ~ Harvest Moon, Shedding Moon, Winterfelleth (Winter Coming), Windermanoth (Vintage Month), Falling Leaf Moon, Ten Colds Moon, Moon of the Changing Season. Correspondences ~ Nature Spirits ~ frost faeries, plant faeries Herbs ~ pennyroyal, thyme, catnip, uva ursi, angelica, burdock Colors ~ dark blue-green Flowers ~ calendula, marigold, cosmos Scents ~ strawberry, apple blossom, cherry Stones ~ opal, tourmaline, beryl, turquoise Trees ~ yew, cypress, acacia Animals ~ stag, jackal, elephant, ram, scorpion Birds ~ heron, crow, robin Deities ~ Ishtar, Asarte, Demeter, Kore, Lakshmi, Horned God, Belili, Hathor Power Flow ~ to let go; inner cleansing. Karma and reincarnation. Justice and balance. Inner harmony.

My Body Screams
My body screams But you do not hear I cry out But you ignore my fear Your coldness seeps Into my veins Multiplying the severity Of my unbearable pain My heart breaks And weeps for you Needing you in spite Of the things you do You don't deserve me But what can I say I guess I just love you And I can't walk away

1st Wedding Bully- Still Editing
Lounge sponsored by: Making history- the first fu-WEDDING in The Dark Karny Dont know what to get them? Just click on the following pics to rate their pics, stash, fan, and add §è×ýlè††è MåƒîåHèådG®èè†è®@wÞ ÐJ ßÁÐÁ§§'§ lîl §è×î Thåñg g®èè†/P®ºmº@kå®ñwåkèº@ fubar & Harlequin~Juggalo Mafia~Giggles' Ho~@ fubar When does this history making event happen you say? 9pm central time Where do you ask? The Dark Karny Afterwords There will be some faygo- and cookies..

Workin Out
does working out everyday hurt your chances to get a girlfriend? what if you are a personal trainer? what if you get paid to workout? I am asking because I workout so much that my white bleed cells are bodybuilders

Spiced Apple Butter Bran Muffins
Spiced Apple Butter Bran Muffins Makes 1 dozen muffins 1/2 cup raisins 3/4 cup whole-wheat flour 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 3/4 cup unprocessed wheat bran or oat bran 1 large egg, lightly beaten 1/2 cup low-fat milk 1/2 cup spiced apple butter 1/2 cup packed light brown sugar or 1/4 cup Splenda Sugar Blend for Baking 1/4 cup canola oil 3 tablespoons molasses 1 cup finely diced peeled apple 1. Preheat oven to 375°F. Coat 12 standard 2 1/2-inch muffin cups with cooking spray. Place raisins in a small bowl and cover with hot water. Set aside. 2. Whisk whole-wheat flour, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt and cinnamon in a large bowl. Stir in bran. 3. Whisk egg, milk, apple butter, brown sugar (or Splenda), oil and molasses in a large bowl until blended. Make a well in the dry ingredients and pour in the wet ingredients. Drain the raisins; add them and the diced apple to t

Duties
Craft Law holds that we have a variety of duties: to the Gods, to our fellow Witches, to our neighbours, and to the Earth. Our duties to the Gods: To the Gods we offer our devotion, freely given, for they demand no sacrifice of us. Our offer is simple enough: to share our acts of love and pleasure with Them when we feel so inclined. Those acts of love and pleasure go beyond the obvious ones that we share with our lovers in private moments - think of the taste of cool water on a hot day, or the beauty of the Moonrise on a clear night, or the sheer joy of music well-performed. The Witch's customary duty, and great pleasure, is to listen for the messages of the Gods. The Gods do not force us to listen to Their words, nor can other Witches tell whether we are or are not paying attention to the Gods. But all the same, we learn through the wise words of our teachers, and the example of our fellow Witches, that listening - actively and openly - to the Gods is a good thing to do. For

Dum Dum Dum
chefboy73: rite and i see you have alrea been brainwashed, free market is a fucking joke, i suppose you support nafta too ->chefboy73: I agree...could you send me all your money? its evil, i'm tryin to do you good chefboy73: capitalists are greedy pieces of shit, hence the stock arket dumb ass ->chefboy73: what would be your ideal then? ->chefboy73: erm, thats not a definition of capitalism...its called free market...but you won't know about it chefboy73: it also economically underminds the true american citizen ->chefboy73: *sigh* and...that is your defenition of capitalism?? chefboy73: capitaliss hire immigrants to save money wich supports there stay here, i hate that shit ->chefboy73: I thought thongs were legal... ->chefboy73: so, what makes you hate capitalism so much? any options? chefboy73: legalize thiongs that arent legal yet ->chefboy73: lmao, no wonder you are a loser... chefboy73: anti capitalist ->chefboy73: uhm, is that it?? chefboy73: pro choice ->chefboy7

Election
So I was going to go vote this morning and Kayla informed me that I needed to go vote at her school because that was my polling place. She then informed me that I could vote until 7pm. She said my choices were Barak Obama or John McCain. I asked her who she would vote for if she could vote….. she told me….. Elvis!!!! LMAO! She is too funny sometimes… apparently our service dog in training would be the best presidential candidate according to my 6 year old!

In A Contest Need Lots Of Help
ok guy if ur on my friends list i need lots and lots of help all u have to do is comment alot the ones with the most comments wins and i started it late so please help me out....i never had a auto bling b4....

Thought For Today
The Eight of Chalices card suggests that my power today lies in space. I am true to myself and will only regret the chances I don't take to seek or follow my hearts desire. I turn away from or make a clean sweep of that which does not honor or sustain my passion and love, and in this, I am not afraid to be alone. I am empowered to move forward or make space and my gift is letting go. Truth is...life is full of ups and downs..highs and lows...just love every part of it. Choose to be happy. Make your own destiny never regret...Love you all. Truly.... B

Guy's Point Of View
OK SO MY BROTHER JUST REPOSTED THIS ON MYSPACE N I WANNA NOW WHAT U THINK IS THIS CUTE OR JUST BS SO LEAVE ME A COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW PLEASE. From a GUY'S point of view: I don't care if you talk to other guys. I don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to me, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and hug him, without even introducing me, yeah, it pisses me off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that I'm still there. I don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning I will get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when I tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, I freaking mean it. Don't tell me I'm wrong. I'll just stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Push me down on the couch and make a

Christmas Dances
Christmas Dances Many Tribes, including the Laguna Indians, many of whom accepted Christianity some 400 years ago, have the custom of a dance on Christmas Eve or Christmas, where gifts are offered at the Manger. There are many representations of gifts brought to braves in the fields by the great Thunderbird; or scenes with the wise men being replaced by the chiefs representing the great Nations. A few native american Christmas celebrations are: December 21 Winter Solstice Walks, Spiro Mounds Archelological Center, Spiro, OK, More Info:(908)962-2062 December 24 Sundown procession with bonfires at Taos Pueblo Acoma Pueblo is lit with luminarias beginning at the scenic viewpoint and continues as far as "Sky City" After 10 pm Mass at Laguna, various dances (505)552-6654 After midnight Mass: at San Felipe (505)867-3381, Santa Ana, and Tesuque Pueblos (505)983-2667 Buffalo, Deer & Antelope dance after Mass at Nambe Pueblo(505)455-2036 December 24 & 25 Christmas Cel

Native American Christmas Customs
Native American Christmas Customs Looks for Buffalo, an Oglala Sioux spiritual leader, the full-blood Oglala grandson of Chief Red Cloud and White Cow Killer, and a Cheyenne Oglala leader, explains the meaning of Christmas to the traditional Indian people of the Americas: "Traditional American Indians are raised to respect the Christian Star and the birth of the first Indian Spiritual Leader. He was a Star Person and Avatar. His name was Jesus. He was a Hebrew, a Red Man. He received his education from the wilderness. John the Baptist, Moses, and other excellent teachers that came before Jesus provided an educational foundation with the Holistic Method." "Everyday is our Christmas. Every meal is our Christmas. At every meal we take a little portion of the food we are eating, and we offer it to the spirit world on behalf of the four legged, and the winged, and the two legged. We pray--not the way most Christians pray-- but we thank the Grandfathers, the Spirit, and the Guardian Ange

Love The Ryot!!!!
EVERYONE SAY HI TO RYOT GYRL! WELL THIS GIRL NEEDS YOUR LOVIN SHE'S TRYING TO LEVEL AND SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP! HOW COULD YOU RESIST LOVING A GYRL WITH A FACE LIKE THAT SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR COME AND SHOW THIS GIRL SOME LOVE AND TELL HER THAT R1D3R & diRRty SENT YOU!!!! CLICK ON ANY PICTURE OF RYOT TO BE TAKEN TO HER PAGE. AND SHOW THIS GIRL AS MUCH LOVE AS YOU CAN!! ☆Ryot Gyrl☆ ~Fu Bad B!TCH®~ Head DJ @ Centerfolds@ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY: DiRRty ԍirL®™**OwNeD By; R1d3r & FrEaK Of NaTuRe **PeRsOnAl AsSiStAnT 2 Ct GiRl-Fu-LuV BoMb S@ fubar

Tell Me My Heart If This Be Love
When Delia on the plain appears Awed by a thousand tender fears I would approach, but dare not move Tell me my heart, if this be love Whene'er she speaks, my ravish'd ear No other voice than hers can hear, No other wit but hers approve, Tell me my heart, if this be love When she is absent, I no more Delight in all that pleased before- The clearest spring, or shadiest grove: Tell me my heart, if this be love? When fond of power, of beauty vain, Her nets she spread for every swain, I strove to hate, but vainly strove: Tell me, my heart, if this be love? Lord George Lyttelton (1709-73).

The Different Names For Santa Continued
And there is a mysterious fellow whom I have been told about on several occasions. He is a handsome brave who wears white buckskins, and brings gifts to Indian children. His name, appropriately is 'Handsome Fellow'. Other gift bringers come at different times of the year, often in the summertime, but the gift bringing element is always a part of the American Indian culture, whatever the occasion is for a gathering. There was a real native american man in the 1800s, who was an important leader and warrior in the Creek tribe. His Indian name was Chief Hobbythacco, which means Handsome Fellow. Cheifs in native american cultures were often the beneficiaries of many gifts. According to the traditions of native americans, the chief would then share these gifts with others of the tribe who were less fortunate. Handsome Fellow, Fanni Mico, and later, White Lieutenant, were leaders of a Creek settlement named Okfuskee and were deeply involved in Creek-British diplomatic relations througho

Buyen Monkeys
> Subject: FW: A must read!! Buying Monkeys > > Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the > villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. > > The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to > the forest and started catching them. > > The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the > villagers stopped their effort. > > He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This > renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys > again. > > Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to > their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys > became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let > alone catch it! > > The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, > since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy > on his be

A Few Words Of Wisdom.
To the world, you may be just one person. To that one person, you may be the entire world. It's easy to remember the past, and plan for the future. Isn't it just as easy to forget the past, and say fuck it to the future? Strange how the human mind works. A lot of shit went down today ....More than what anyone bargained for. I don't know how much more I can take of this, without snapping out and ending up in a mental ward banging my head on the padded wall. Everyone says "Stay strong, you'll pull through." Those people don't know shit. They tell you words of comfort and condolence. I don't need those words filling my head with false hope. Sure, when you're at the bottom of the mental barrel, the only way to go is up, right? I would like to think so, but then I also remember that you can just as easily slip thru the crack of the barrel and fall deeper and deeper until you don't know who or even what you are anymore.

There Are Many Names For Santa Around The World
There are many names for Santa around the world: Belgium - Pere Noel Brazil - Papai Noel Chile - Viejo Pascuero (Old Man Christmas) China - Dun Che Lao Ren (Christmas Old Man) Dutch - Sinter Klaas Netherlands - Kerstman Finland - Joulupukki (Yule Buck) France - Pere Noel Germany - Weihnachtsmann (Christmas Man) also Kris Kringle (which comes from the German term for "Christ Child.") Hawaii - Kanakaloka Hungary - Mikulas (St. Nicholas) Italy - Babbo Natale (Father Christmas) Japan - Hoteiosho (a god or priest who bears gifts) Norway - Julenissen (Christmas gnome) Morocco - Black Peter Poland - Swiety Mikolaj (St. Nicholas) Russia - Ded Moroz (Grandfather Frost) Sweden - Jultomten (Christmas brownie) Turkey - Hagios Nikolaos (Greek for Bishop of Myra) United Kingdom - Father Christmas

Santa Claus, St. Nicolas, Or Handsome Fellow, A Native American Santa
Santa Claus, St. Nicolas, or Handsome Fellow, a Native American Santa The American version of St. Nicholas, or Santa Claus originally came from the Dutch version called Sinter Klaas. This tradition was brought with the Dutch people who settled Amsterdam, New York. Our modern day version of how Santa Claus should look comes from the Christmas poem A Visit From St. Nicholas by Clement C. Moore. Written for his children in 1823, the family poem was later published for the general public and included what became the now famous picture of Santa Claus by Thomas Nast. Countless legends are told about the Patron Saint of Giving known as St. Nicholas. He has been the patron saint of Russia, Moscow, Greece, children, sailors, prisoners, bakers, pawnbrokers, shopkeepers and wolves. His gift-giving role in Christmas rites probably comes from his fame as the friend of children. This Christma legend tells us that he also used to give anonymous donations of gold coins to persons in need. H

Mrmostunderrated Goin For Spotlight!
Do you know this man? MRMostunderated (SHADOWLEVELER)( freelance bomber))(stalked by lil freakstar)(fuboytoy 2 rev gail)@ fubar I bet you do! If not, you're missing out on a great friend. Well, this man is going for spotlight! I think we can all help him out and get it for him! No donation is to big or too small. If you donate at least 250,000 to him, I (BRATTYBYTCH!) will personally make you a Thank you salute! Please send me a fu-mail and let me know you have done so. When I verify with him that you sent that amount, I will make you a personal salute!! THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY NONE OTHER THAN: MEEEEEEEE! BrattyBytch@ fubar Swagger Like Us - T.I. feat Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne

The First Native American Christmas Carol
The First Native American Christmas Carol The first written native american Christmas carol was written down by a Jesuit missionary priest, Friar Jean de Brebeuf, around 1640-41, for the Huron Indians. The Hurons built a small chapel of fir trees and bark in honor of the manger at Bethlehem. This became the 'stable' where Jesus was born. Some Hurons travelled as much as two days to be there for the Christmas celebration. The animals at the manger were the Fox, the Buffalo and the Bear. The Hurons also made a traditional tent of skins and their nativity figures were all dressed as native Americans. This Huron Carol, originally written in the Huron language and later translated to French, has become a well known and much loved carol today.

Just An Update!
Well, it's been forever since I've taken the time to update Rall of you on how things are going. The girls are doing fine. I've been keeping them busy. Tash just finished up fall t-ball and her team lost 2 out of 9 games. She is doing excellent in school, outside of talking a bit much. Lexi is doing good as well. They are both making friends at school and day care. A ton has gone on since I last updated I can't remember it all. I'll do my best to do more blogs for those who care.

New Information For New Viper Girls!!
Good Evening Ladies, I hope you all are doing well. We have had one of our members drop from the group causing a bit of a stir. So heres what were going to do. All of the rules about becoming a V.I.P.E.R. Girl (in the To Be a V.I.P.E.R. Girl blog) still stand. HOWEVER, We are including that every one of the new members will be under a 30 day probabtionary period. This way you, Todd, Scarlet, And Julie have 30 days to decide if you are right for the group. We want to keep the drama and conflicts down to a minimum. Thank you for your time.

Asshole
Coworker and I got into a playfight and he hurled a huge hard cookie at my back, creating a large bruise. On the other note... He accused me of being an asshole because if I am not interested in a conversation, I will either change the topic right away, or won't even acknowledge the said convo. I guess it is rude, but I hate investing effort and time into something that won't reap any fruits. Plz don't get offended if I don't respond or start off on a diff tangent. That just means I dont care what you have to say, or am bored. To good friends: that means I am listening.

Phatso
To Electra (Phatso in my version) I dare not ask a kiss, I dare not beg a smile, Lest having that, or this, I might grow proud the while. No, no the utmost share, Of my desire shall be, Only to kiss the air That lately Kissed thee. Robert Herrick (1591-1674)

More Of Drama!
Well, even though I have not updated the blogs in awhile, I figured it was time. Overdue to be honest. I am in Texas. Love my house. Probably going to have to get a roommate to stay in my house. Stephanie and I are not on the best of terms. She calls me almost every night! Now this would not be a problem, except most of the time it feels to me like she is asking for more money. (STEPHANIE, NOTICE! I used feels, can't attack me for that one.) She told me that she was going to start moving ahead with the divorce, and well.....I'm actually happy with that. She said she wanted to do a quicky no lawyer, I emailed an attorney. If I can get enough guarantees that she is not trying to royally screw me, I might not use the lawyer as much as could be. I just have this gut feeling, and well, I also received a lawful order that I had better talk to an attorney. The attorney seemed like it would not be too hard of a case. Granted I have not talken to her yet, but she seems

German Christmas Carol
Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Alles schläft; einsam wacht Nur das traute hochheilige Paar. Holder Knab' im lockigten Haar, |: Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh! :| Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht Lieb' aus deinem göttlichen Mund, Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund'. |: Jesus in deiner Geburt! :| Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Die der Welt Heil gebracht, Aus des Himmels goldenen Höhn, Uns der Gnaden Fülle läßt sehn, |: Jesum in Menschengestalt! :|

A German Christmas
German Christmas Christmas in Germany is very traditional. The preparation for this special feast begins with the advent season. In this time you will find a lot of advent calendars (with 24 small doors to open and some chocolate or pictures or other goodies behind) in German homes especially for children. Others pack 24 small presents and give them to a beloved person. Another thing which have to be done before christmas is the purchase of a christmas tree (it is mostly a fir or pine). In most German cities you will find some kind of Christmas markets where you can buy Christmas ornaments and lots of other things (Christmas cards, wooden things, ...) and eat sausages, baked potatoes, ... and certainly get mulled claret. Christmas itself starts at Christmas Eve (24.). On this day shops are open until noon (to buy the last presents). Each family does it a little bit differently. Some first go to church and then give eachother their Christmas presents, have a great dinner together (o

German Christmas Traditions
German Christmas Traditions - how do Germans celebrate Christmas? Germans start Christmas - Weihnachten - with Heiligabend - Christmas Eve - the 24th of December. Typically the christmas tree is decorated in the morning, last Christmas shopping is done and gifts are wrapped. Besides, the meals for dinner a prepared. Nevertheless in a lot of families there is just a simple Holy Night dinner like Kartoffelsalat - potato salad - und Würstchen - sausages. At the 25th - 1. Weihnachtstag - there is a real feast like roast goose or roast duck. If there are smaller children in the family they will start celebrating either with attending church - Familiengottesdienst often with nativity play - or with singing some Christmas carols and/or reading the Christmas story in the bible and then unwrapping the Christmas gifts - this will happen between 4 and 6pm. The others will unwrap their gifts after attending church. Then the dinner will start and after it the familiy will sit together and ta

People In Need Of Common Sense
lounge etiquette just like anywhere in the world you need etiquette to be able to survive, you also need them in lounges so you dont accidentally do something that might get you silenced banned or ejected from a lounge.. #1 READ the lounge rules before you type, all lounges are diffrent Ie no bag heads no dropping links (but of course if someone drops a link to help your lounge Like Firefox. cuz they are on IE n lagging. then ignore the link drop. it will help your lounge #2 dont push your RELIGIOUS views on others,not everyone is the same religion and in the end we will all find out who is right, so keep it that way, #3 ABSOLUTLY DO NOT come into a lounge asking if your dj's can come dj for you, its disrespectful and should be done in a sb.. (for those who dont know a sb is a shoutbox) #4 LOUNGES are ment to be fun, not ment to drag your personal REAL life drama into , keep that in RL not online.. We all wanna talk and get to know you but we dont need to have the first

Own Cindragon, Get An Auto-11 Into The Bargain!
I am up for auction! Top bid at this time is an auto-11 bling, and while they are nice, I prefer to use bling to help my friends level, so if you bid a 65-bling pack, I will send YOU an auto-11 bling! CLICK HERE TO BID! THANK YOU! CinDragon

Contest Winner's! Congrats 2 You Both!
We have our 2 winner's List of Gift's That Was offered! 1st place with Most points (min 15,000) will win either a 7 day blast, 1 month VIP or a 25 Bling Pack. You chose the prize you want. 2nd place with Most rates (over 200) wins 1 Big Pimpin Gift as well as 250k in fubucks. :) Here Are The Winners Congrats To You Both! 1st place with Most points goes to GnbRebel 2nd place with Most rates goes to Hurtgurl Keep an eye on my next contest/giveaway!

A Story I Have Written
It was a cold and drizzly night in the city. It had been raining for three days now. The puddles reflected the city lights in a shimmering pool. The late night traffic was slow and quiet. Stephen was walking back to his little apartment on Eighth Street just above the coffee shop. It wasn’t much, but it was home. Stephen is an average man. Not too big, not too small, women say he is just the right size. He was walking down the street, thinking what a bad week he had had. Everything seemed too be going bad. His copper-tone hair lay draped upon his shoulders soak and wet. He kept his head down to keep the rain out of his eyes, yet they seemed to find his sight anyway. His hazel eyes squinting through the drops, Stephen thought to himself, “I wish I could find that someone special to share my life with. Is that too much to ask?” As he walked along he really wasn’t paying attention to where he was going, when it happened. He walked right into a young lady and knocked her coffee out of her

Bandido Nation
This was written for us by a supporter, then given for our approval.....I love it Bandido MC Nation We live our lives from day to day, and really don’t care what the world has to say. We hear the stories and lies being told, Yet most don’t know anything about the Red and Gold! Ours is a world unlike any other, As it takes much more than the words you say and a bike, to be called Brother. We have Loyalty without question, and don’t ride any fence, with Red and Gold in our hearts, we take on ANY consequence. Our Brotherhood is close unlike any you have ever known, When is comes to disrespect, NO MERCY WILL BE SHOWN! We wear our colors in our hearts not just on our backs, LOVE,LOYALTY & RESPECT is our way of life, not just our patch. With our Brothers by our side we are never alone, So Make No Mistake We Take Care of Our Own. We are husbands, fathers, and above all Brothers without reservation, We Are The Ones Your Parents Warned You Abou

Can I Have Your Number
Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get

Blings, Blasts, Hh 4 Nsfw Salutes
Soooo.. u want a NSFW salute from me??? Well... all u gotta do is get me some blings, blasts OR HH and Ill make u some.. A min of 250K FB for a nude salute... and for a sexi salute will be a min of 50K fb. The bigger n more expensive the gift.. the more salutes u get!!! YAY!! Yes I am whorin myself out.. nah not ashamed LOL So if u want some salutes... u kno what to do now!! MUAH ~*Alexi*~

Drunken Poem
Awoke this morning on a kitchen floor. It wasn't mine, and my back was sore. Then used a dog for a blanket, not because i'm poor, But because it was warm, and it didn't snore. I'd watched the Steelers with some Penn State whore. I drank too much and although I swore I would quit smoking-I smoked some more. Then driving home I heard a drunken roar. My friend throwing up out the passenger door. so driving quickly, through the streets I tore. His vomit wildly splashing on the clothes he wore. To those who read this, I am quite sure that this poem of mine has become a bore. But it's my recollection A drunken reflection On the eve of election On November four.

Love Shack!
Yeah ok, So I tried to go Back into the Love shack. After leaving there the first time cuz i dropped a Link To FIREFOX to help one of thier potential Members And i got bitched at about dropping a link I mean come the fuck on get real. if you expect to have Newbies who usually use IE on fubar, and expect them to stay in the lounge youve got another thing comming I'm sorry I was on the phone with jester and i was told that i cant be on cam and on the phone at the same time WTF what ever I was also on air for them Using my computer and My internet, That they dont pay for i Do, So id like to know how the fuck i am going to listen to something like being told what i can or can not do in my own home Its offical I do like you alex. and i appreciate the fact you sent me a really cool program but This computer Wil not be In your lounge, My laptop doesnt have sams. So good luck findind two new dj's Toodles Jessa

Numbers
Name:___________________ Number:_________________ Service:________________ Text messaging: ( )yes ( )no Picture messaging: ( )yes ( )no Can I text you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I picture message you?: ( )yes ( )no Can I call you?: ( )yes ( )no Best time to call:___________________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get

Anger
Until this moment, I had not allowed myself to feel my hatred. Now my body felt huge and powerful. It felt good to be a monster, very good. My mind-all thoughts and feelings-seemed to vanish into the pleasure of the pain I gave him. His pain, my pleasure made a perfect desolation. I relished it...I look for ways to hurt as much as I have been hurt by the complete betrayal of trust. I TRUSTED him with his children, with MY children. "I inherited these hurtful, evil spirited monsters and their slimy, perverted companions from my deceptive relationship with a pedofile. It is painful to witness hate and anger explode from me, hurting those closest to me. The words and emotions that come out of my mouth seem beyond my control, coming from deep inside, exploding at their will - not mine." Anger always eats away at me no matter how hard I try to heal. I have anger against myself for not seeing what was happening right under my nose. And for holding back from telling the complete t

One Flaw In Women
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you

Who Should I Be?
I am not sure how I want to write this at all. I've not always been the greatest person in the world. I haven't always been the greatest husband/boy friend. I even haven't been the greatest father. I know no one is perfect, and I am definitely not one of them. I've made my fare share of mistakes like everyone else has. I've done shit that has destroyed parts of my life and my family. I've lost my marriage, and my family unit. I've had to make allot of changes to who I was, the things I do and the thoughts I have had in the past. But all in all, I've been inside my heart & soul a very good person to others. Right now, I don't think anyone could say they have a better friend than I am. I give and give and give and ask for nothing in return. I'm always there for anyone, I call as much as I can. I try to spend time with someone as much as I can. I give money, buy things, do what ever I can to help someone out. I don't lie about my feelings and don't hold my feelings back. I try to expre

Letz Go ♥ Her Up!!
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Gentle As A Dove
Gentle as a Dove By Me Time waits for no one when it comes to love The moment is there if you dare to take a chance Waiting in the wind is the soft gentle breeze of a smile The fresh breath of air even it's for one dance Softness of the flower in a field of grass just swaying The beauty of it's color stands out above the rest Gentle of a touch like feathers of dove in your hands How you heart beats within their caress With every peek of sunshine gleaming from their eyes Brightens the day of the cloud I am on!!!

Life..........
It amazes me how an electric company can leave a electrical wire that is supposed to be coated, un coded,,, But the minute my son, my best friends 2 sons and their friend get a electrical shock from it,,They fix it???,,,, Why wasn't it fixed before?? The 4 boys were playing outside on sunday,,, Some how a aluminum rain gutter come in contact with the UN COATED wire causing a lot of damage, My friends 10 year old, and my 10 year old were sent to the Childrens Hospital by ambulance, then transfered from there to A hospital that specializes in burns, Both kids suffering from 3rd degree burns,, My sons are on his hands, knees legs and feet, he will be out of school for at least a month, bot boys have to go back to the burn clinic on Friday, because both boys got an infection and they have to watch it closely,,, Why does it take almost losing our boys for the electric company to do their job????

Yowza!
I forget how busy this place is lol! So you all know, I will get to you when I get to you, And I don't want to see your nudes. Nor do I care if you have a big cock. I am just here to see some ol friends and keep myself busy since I am home right now. But please do stop by and say hello! But no spamming my shit ok Hope everyone had a great Halloween! Can't believe its November!! WOW xo

Bluedouches And Easter Eggs, Chief
In today’s day and age, it seems as if every single new invention or innovation that comes about is made for one reason - to make our lives easier. Now, some of these are excellent ideas and I applaud the creators. I.E. iPods, George Foreman grills and electronic Mach 3 razors for my hairy, wolfman-esque face.However, for every amazing, useful invention, there are about 157 absolutely fucking ridiculous ones that should have never even been approved to hit the production line. Have you every met ANYONE who actually rode around in one of these things?It’s called a Segway, and it’s the lamest looking form of transportation this side of a fucking unicycle. Thankfully, though....NO ONE bought them. And is that a Cop riding one? I thought the cops who rode the bikes looked completely ridiculous. Are you going to respect an officer chasing you one something like that? Probably not. Like I said, no one bought a Segway, but sometimes people just don’t seem to care how big of an asshole they lo

For Your Info
I have changed my status to MARRIED although it is only partially true - and here is my explanation. Delete, block I dont care - I live with my ex as his main and only carer, he is terminally ill and paralysed (car crash) five years ago. NOw you know - think what you like of me.

A Long Stretch Of The Neck And Imagination. More Old Rubbish To Chew Upon.
This is all a stretch of the neck, the truth and the imagination!! They are here by virtue of the fact that I stumbled across it and because it might shame me into putting some work and imagination into getting it finished or fitted in. Let us face it when have you heard of a giraffe eating mango leaves!! Well, it sounded good at the time. Oh and I was trying to think of names for a giraffe too with little success or sense and I don’t apologise for that – you have to start somewhere because even a giraffe needs a springboard.. Geronimo Graphneck stood looking at the people walking passed his pen and wondered why they did not stop and talk to him before passing along the walkway to see the newly arrived Sunstripe family and the Tapernose pair. They were the latest addition to the Zoo and just like he once was they all sat and basked in the glory of the attention they now had. What they did not realise was that once the novelty had worn off they would be in the same state he was

Chaos' Wild Angels
~ Check Out These Wild Angels ~ They may show you another piece of heaven you have never seen. Please show these ladies some fu-luv if you would like to be a Wild Angel plz let me know but first rate add and fan these lovely angels. BBW Goddess Tulsa's Angel °*?T?ÏÑ?*° *ST Giggles* ST3PH4NI3 In your dreams or mine sweetpeabayba BROUGHT TO YOU BY: DJ CHAOS

Come Join Me .... You Know You Wanna
Come join us at WytchWeb.com! Come join us at WytchWeb.com!Just click the logo to sign up! The gathering place for adult Pagans, Wiccans, Witches, Druids, Asatru and other practitioners of Nature, Magickal and New Age spiritualities and religions. Create a profile, make new friends, network and exchange knowledge about your path. All those with an open heart and open mind are welcome here...Blessed be! All features are FREE! 30 meg storage for images/mp3/video Other image/mp3/video hosting sites unnecessary! Skyclad images acceptable (see our Terms of Service) Full access instantly when you set a default profile image. And much much more ...

Life Can Be Dangerous
Wow Ya never realize just how dangerous our own backyards are. and just how some innocent playing can turn almost deadly.... This past Sunday, my 2 boys & 2 of their friends, were playing all day together outside enjoying the warm weather...in & out of each others yards, doing things boys do. Having a good ole time. Well, an almost fatal accident happened, sending them to the hospital in ambulances,when for some reason or another, the 4 of them picked up a piece of aluminum gutter that was in the neighbors yard and lifted it into the air. When they lost control of the wobbly piece of 20-30' gutter it hit the wires that run across the back yards.... causing an electrical shock to go through their bodies and literally leave 2nd & 3rd degree electrical burns on 2 of the boys. One being my oldest son, who is 10, and his best friend, who is also 10 (SatrShines' son). The other 2 boys (one being my son, who is 7) were not actually touching the gutter upon contact, bu

Sexism Is A Bitch
I had an experience today that was completely infuriating. Let me start with this bit of information. My dad actively drag raced until I was about 5, and until my parents divorced, I had never seen the inside of an auto repair shop for anything other than to bring my dad lunch. My favorite toys as a child were my dads wrenches and various other tools. I can check all the fluids in my car, change a flat tire, change the brake pads, and change my own oil, if I so choose. And for those who know me, the problem with me checking my oil is that I forget, not that I don't know how. Today however I knew my oil was a little low so I stopped at the store, bought a quart, and added it. That's where things got bad. I get funny looks from men while I was buying the oil. Then I get to the car and I was having trouble finding the hood latch. I forgot it was off centered, like I always do and since I was standing on an elivated sidewalk it I was having trouble reaching as low as I needed too

Viva Las Vegas
A popular tool around these parts... ->~VegasTonyB~: why would you do that when youd enjoy eating the sausage so much? Dont front, homie... ~VegasTonyB~: the one who knows the only thing that would beat you to the hospitol if you tried are the lights on the flight for life helicopter you bitch ->~VegasTonyB~: Thats kinda ghey, homo. What straight man would ever verbally accept an offer to shove a cock in their throat>? ~VegasTonyB~: If your man enough to take it ...gotta do that though...lol And im sure your not ->~VegasTonyB~: so, basically, youll let me get off while getting ON you? ~VegasTonyB~: sure......come on down ->~VegasTonyB~: you can bring your disabled friend along ->~VegasTonyB~: can i blow a load in your ass? Vegas Tony Loves Men@ fubar

Infinite Circle
Kindness, Caring, Compassion, Strength, Courage, Honer, Without fear there can be no Courage. Without courage and caring there can be no strength. Without kindness and compassion there can be no honer. It is all tied together in an infinite circle, Called LIFE

Why We Vote On Tuesdays And Other Fun.
Stolen from a newspaper... San Jose Examiner. It's actually kind of complicated but the short answer is because it used to take at least an overnight trip for voters to get from their homes to polling locations. Our nations leaders at the time didn't want people to have to travel on holy resting days. So they figured voters could load up their horse and wagons on Monday, make it to vote by Tuesday, then be back on the road and home on Wednesday. Makes standing in a long line seem like nothing, huh? Here are some other fun facts about elections and our presidents: President Andrew Johnson never went to school. He was totally self-taught. President William Howard Taft became the first President to walk into the Oval Office (in 1909). President John Adams was the first president to live in the White House. President Theodore Roosevelt was the first president to ride in a car while president. President Millard Fillmore's wife Abigail started the White House libra

The Signifigance Of The Date 12-21-2012
1507 days, 8 hrs, 46 mins, 10 secs left for Age of Transition to begin! "The Hopi and Mayan elders do not prophesy that everything will come to an end. Rather, this is a time of transition from one World Age into another. The message they give concerns our making a choice of how we enter the future ahead. Our moving through with either resistance or acceptance will determine whether the transition will happen with cataclysmic changes or gradual peace and tranquility. The same theme can be found reflected in the prophecies of many other Native American visionaries from Black Elk to Sun Bear." - Joseph Robert Jochmans 3rd Rare White Buffalo Born on Wisconsin Farm Fri Nov 23 14:19:00 2007 Map of Mayan Civilization centres Cusp Of Great Cycle We are living today in the cusp of the Mayan end times, the end of a galactic day or time period spanning thousands of years. One galactic day of 25,625 years is divided into five cycles of 5,125 years. The Great Cycle of the Mayan Lo

Voting Day!
Today I cast my vote for Obama......... I urge everyone to get off your butts and go vote. I really don't care who you vote for but I do hope you vote with intelligence and fore thought. If your unsure....go to the candidates pages and read where they stand on the issues. Think about your own life and which candidate best represents your interests.It's your civic duty to get out and vote. Remember this is your right and what is in your future can be what you want if you participate.

Excerpt From Fourth Step To Bliss: Meaning
The following is from the book Bliss to You by Trixie Koontz, dog as told to Dean Koontz. While reading I found this and thought it was just a great passage: "Your purpose might be to die to save others or to protect their rights, meaning rights way more important than right to pick nose in private. Humans die for others every day. Is our responsibilty to honor them. They are the best of humanity. Of all animals, only dogs die to save human life. Never saw cow jump into lake to tow drowning boy to shore. Never saw hamster chase off armed burglar. Only dog. Is one reason man and dog have bond. We are gaurdians of each other. We share a destiny. Is many traits we share, too. Humans and dogs are only creatures that love play throughout life. Both crave affection. Value loyalty. See mystery in world. Get excited by Frisbee."

Help Me To Godmother Auto 11's Activated
PLEASE HELP ME TO GODMOTHER. I HAVE AUTO 11'S ON TILL TOMORROW 10AM EST. COME IN AND HELP ME LEVEL AND EARN XTRA POINTS FOR YOURSELF AS WELL :) THANK YOU FOR THE AUTO 11 KAT1114 PLEASE STOP AT HER PAGE AND SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE.

Random Thoughts
i often ponder the meanin of life my x confuzes me for once i would like a guy who doesnt beat around the bush im tired tv is borin im out of ciggys i need to run to the store i need sleep i need sumthin else but i wont say heh im not myself rite now i been feelin kinda weird since fri my REAL friendz rock im so bored outta my mind i cut my finger & have no idea how i did it well thats it for now updates will follow have kick @$$ week peeps DV out xoxo

Aftershock Radio Bar & Grill
We here at Coffee Shop Creations are please to announceYou all know who we are!! So make sure youclick on the banner above to find us again.AfterShock Radio also streams in the following~Crazy's Fun House~~Cajun BBW's Club~~The Disability Lounge~ ~Coffee Shop~So if you wanna hear the one and ONLYAFTERSHOCKCome listen to us in one of the above!! © PinUPToons , www.pinuptoons.com, CI-4529LM

Mccain Palin 08'
My Georgia friend Christy on Myspace posted this status. I couldn't say it much better if your a McCain supporter. I give it a A for effort. ..THIS IS NOT A RACE FOR RACE!!! THIS IS OUR COUNTRY PEOPLE!!! HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN WHAT THIS COUNTRY STANDS FOR?? THIS JERK DOESN'T EVEN SALUTE OUR FLAG!!

All Apologies
Ok, so I'm fairly new to this site. Last nite I was bored so I did some rating, I made one mistake not realizing that I'm supposed to give everyone a ten. Now I'm getting all kinds of attention I don't want and people are leaving pissy comments on my pics now. I don't know how I am going to fix this, but the way some reacted I don't give a shit.

Happy Anniversary Bada Family - Last Night Rocked - Ty To All For Your Support! Join Us Tonight To Kick Off Year 2!! .. Please Donate To Queeny To Get
Jam ON Over to BADA BING Tonight! We're Kicking off Year #2 Italian Style With the Warmth and Good Times you Always Find in BADA BING! Da Family at Bada Bing has been Partying and Feelin the Love for a Year! Our Laid Back Atmosphere, Family Vibe, Rockin Tunes, Crazy Moments and "Show Respect Or Get Whacked" Attitude ... Have been keeping the VERY BEST People on Fubar smiling all Year! Words cant express how amazing the family at Bada Bing is ... They are the most Awesome Friends you could have. Thank you ALL for the Many Great Moments and Memories! And All the many More to Come! Much Love to You All For Making Our First Anniversary So Incredible! **I AM TAKING A LAST STAB AT THE SPOTLIGHT TONIGHT.. PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN - TY SO MUCH** Its an Awesome Celebration of 1 Year of Great times in BADA BING! Lets Kick Off a New Year with a Bang Tonight! Laughs and Awesome times with Da Family! Trivia, Drinks and Prizes! Blings and

Vote Vote Vote!!!!
TODAY IS AN EXCITING DAY BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL NO MORE BUSH!!!!! SECONDLY IT FEELS GOOD TO BE APART OF HISTORY. WE NEED MORE THAN JUST HOPE TODAY. WE NEED AMERICANS WITH TRUE CHARISMA AND CONFIDENCE TO GO OUT AND VOTE. IF YOU VOTED THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT. IF YOU DIDNT VOTE GO OUT BEFORE THE POLLS CLOSE FOR GOOD. IF YOU DECIDED YOU DIDNT WANT TO VOTE YOUR BEING FOOLISH. DONT COMPLAIN LATER ON ABOUT ANYTHING. ITS OUR RESPONSIBLITY AS TRUE AMERICANS TO SHOW OUR PATRIOTISM IN THE ONE TIME WE HAVE THE OPTION TO CHOOSE WHO WILL RUN OUR COUNTRY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS. I HOPE EVERYONE VOTED. FOR THOSE THAT COULDNT VOTE I GOT UP EARLY THIS MORNING FOR YOU. IM PROUD OF MY CULTURE, HERITAGE, HISTORY, AND COUNTRY.

To All My Wonderful Friends
To all my WONDERFUL AND AWESOME FRIENDS after friday nov. the 7th i may be gone for a short while so dont forget or delete me while im gone ill be back eventually Y'ALL WILL BE MISSED WHILE IM GONE LOVE U ALL AGATHA

The Real Rock Show
This is an Intro for the show I host on Time Warner Cable Access called "THE REAL ROCK SHOW". This intro was done by "MINI KISS" and I during an interview I had done with them at "TIOGA DOWNS RACINO" on Saturday October 25, 2008. This spot combines the intro with our sick n twisted humor in the form of Political Satire... Enjoy!!! . .......... . This is a clip from an interview with "KISS" tribute band "KISS ALIVE" from a concert they did at "MAGIC CITY MUSIC HALL" on March 8th, 2008 for the show I used to host last year called "TOTAL METAL TELEVISION". . IT IS JUST BY COINCEDENCE THAT THE TWO CLIPS I HAVE POSTED ARE OF TWO VERY DIFFERENT "KISS" TRIBUTE BANDS FROM INTERVIEWS I HAD DONE ON TWO VERY DIFFERENT SHOWS. WE DO INTERVIEW AND VIDEO TAPE MANY DIFFERENT BANDS, THESE JUST HAPPEND TO BE TWO OF THE MOST FUN INTERVIEWS I HAD DONE. .

Closer Still
Whisper in my ear, dissolve my fear Reassuring eyes, erased others'lies Smile on your face, Reservations vanish without a trace Fingertips caress me gently So much commotion going on mentally Hold me closer to you What's our next move? Close to me, where I want you to be Heart's racing, true emotions facing No denying what's about to happen Becoming lovers on top of friends Precious kisses shared Intensity reigning as we dared Kiss me deep I want to weep Fingers in my hair Graze my neck while you're there Want to belong to you For as long as you want me too Heart is soaring, you I'm adoring Long to see you smile again and again Long to be closer still-as both your Lover and your friend

Pub Crawl Nov 15!
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15 starting at 7 pm in SALEM, MA The Pub Crawl Schedule: Finz - 7 - 7:45 CAPTS (Pickering Wharf) - 8 - 8:45 Dodge Street Bar & Grill - 9 - 9:45 Lobster Shanty 9:45 - 10 (guzzle and go) O'Neill's - 10 - 11 Rockafella's - 11 - Close We hope to see you all there. Get the word out. Repost this to your friends that you would like to join the crawl! If you have questions, send me a PM. Maybe I'll see you out! Jeff

I Shall Not Die For Thee
Douglas Hyde. 1860– 34. I Shall Not Die for Thee FOR thee, I shall not die, Woman of high fame and name; Foolish men thou mayest slay I and they are not the same. Why should I expire 5 For the fire of an eye, Slender waist or swan-like limb, Is't for them that I should die? The round breasts, the fresh skin, Cheeks crimson, hair so long and rich; 10 Indeed, indeed, I shall not die, Please God, not I, for any such. The golden hair, the forehead thin, The chaste mien, the gracious ease, The rounded heel, the languid tone,— 15 Fools alone find death from these. Thy sharp wit, thy perfect calm, Thy thin palm like foam o' the sea; Thy white neck, thy blue eye, I shall not die for thee. 20 Woman, graceful as the swan, A wise man did nurture me. Little palm, white neck, bright eye, I shall not die for ye.

Please I Need Ur Help!
DO YOU KNOW THIS SEXY AND SWEET FEMALE BELOW??? IF NOT, YOU NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT... BC YOUR MISSIN OUT.. So Letz Go ♥ Her Up!! Rate,Fan,Add,BLING THE HELL OUTTA Her HardCore Fu Style!!! ALSO SHE IS GOING FOR GODMAMA SO LETS GET HER THERE IF WE CAN ♥K3ll$♥ yoUr dIrTy LiL sEcReT~BB of the Pu$$ycat Playmates ~FuAngel~@ fubar :::PimPd:::WiT:::♥:::By::: $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}O.GPimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature@ fubar (repost of original by '$Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}O.GPimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature' on '2008-11-04 11:27:24')

Vote For Mccain And Get 4 More Year Of Bull Shit Like We Have For 8 Yrs
'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart! " On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi" He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause And as he flew out of sight I heard him laugh at the nation Who wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to think On this one final note- IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Invictus
William Ernest Henley. 1849–1903 7. Invictus OUT of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance 5 I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, 10 And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: 15 I am the captain of my soul.

Swagga Like Us
DO YOU KNOW THIS SEXY AND SWEET FEMALE BELOW??? IF NOT, YOU NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT... BC YOUR MISSIN OUT.. So Letz Go ♥ Her Up!! Rate,Fan,Add,BLING THE HELL OUTTA Her HardCore Fu Style!!! ALSO SHE IS GOING FOR GODMAMA SO LETS GET HER THERE IF WE CAN ♥K3ll$♥ yoUr dIrTy LiL sEcReT~BB of the Pu$$ycat Playmates ~FuAngel~@ fubar :::PimPd:::WiT:::♥:::By::: $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}O.GPimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature@ fubar

The 1st Black President
What is on the Back of the Two Dollar Bill? The back of the $2 bill has an engraving of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. In the image is a man who has dark skin and wearing a powdered wig while sitting at the table just to the left of the men standing in the center of the engraving. This dark skinned man is John Hanson in his position as president of the continental congress. In the original painting hanging in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda, the dark skinned man does not appear!!! A "Black" Man, A Moor, John Hanson Was the First President of the United States! 1781-1782 A.D.??? George Washington was really the 8th President of the United States! George Washington was not the first President of the United States. In fact, the first President of the United States was one John Hanson. Don't go checking the encyclopedia for this guy's name - he is one of those great men that are lost to history. If you're extremely lucky, you may actually find a brief mention of his nam

Want Pics Done?
u want pics done? its easy message n i do nametag or pimpout pics or any kind of pic what u like for u u wonder what i want for it? well a bling or some fubucks would be nice check folders: "pics i made (rip urs n leave mine alone)" or "pics i make for a calendar for 2009" hope to get ur messages soon

Rainy Days
So its raining...an uncommon occurrence in San Diego. Sometimes I hate rainy days, the sky bursts open and my past wanders back into my head. Makes me want to cry tears of my own as memories of things that are gone fill my head... I dont know what exactly it is about the rain that makes me remember, maybe its the cloud darkened sky so much like the inside of my own head, maybe its the raindrops like the tears I have forced myself not to cry for so long. I dont know. All I do know is...I wish I had someone on this rainy day to chase the swirling malignant clouds away from an already tsunami damaged heart, Warm me up so I can smile against the rain.

Ty Bada Family 4 An Awesome 1st Year - Kick Off Year #2 Tonight - I Am Going For Spotlight Tonight - Please Donate Fubucks If You Can - Much Love Fri
Jam ON Over to BADA BING Tonight! We're Kicking off Year #2 Italian Style With the Warmth and Good Times you Always Find in BADA BING! Da Family at Bada Bing has been Partying and Feelin the Love for a Year TODAY! Our Laid Back Atmosphere, Family Vibe, Rockin Tunes, Crazy Moments and "Show Respect Or Get Whacked" Attitude ... Have been keeping the VERY BEST People on Fubar smiling all Year! Words cant express how amazing the family at Bada Bing is ... They are the most Awesome Friends you could have. Thank you ALL for the Many Great Moments and Memories! And All the many More to Come! Much Love to You All For Making Our First Anniversary So Incredible! **I AM TAKING A LAST STAB AT THE SPOTLIGHT TONIGHT.. PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN - TY SO MUCH** Its an Awesome Celebration of 1 Year of Great times in BADA BING! Lets Kick Off a New Year with a Bang Tonight! Laughs and Awesome times with Da Family! Trivia, Drinks and Prizes! Bling

Auction Time Again!!!!
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Adopt Me :)
I am up for adoption! Come and take this cute little kitty home with you....Please? Fu-bucks only :) (just click the pic to bid ) Here is what the winning bidder gets.... Im _______ Kitty in my name for a month 2 sfw salutes one with whiskers I will add your link to my page for one month I will make a blog about you I will purrrrrr for you :)

Election Day...
I just got back from driving my kids to school... As I drove through the center of town, the street was lined with cars since it is Election Day... I find it so sad that all these people rush & scurry to place their vote for the candidate that they feel is deserving of holding office... I find it sad because these people actually think their vote matters... Not these days.... It was predetermined that Obama will be our next president... McCain & Hillary are merely pawns to make the game look good... Others like Ron Paul run hoping to make a difference... Take a look back a few years to another election that turned into a circus with recounts & a big to do about who actually got the votes... That election involved our beloved current president.... Most people know that he really didn't win that election... But he still got placed at the head of our country... And just look at what has happened since... Our country has gone to shit & here we are bordering on another depression....

Keep In Mind
'Twas the night before elections, And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who worked not a day! He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink. He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart! " On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi" He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause And as he flew out of sight I heard him laugh at the nation Who wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to think On this one final note- IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM.............. GET OUT AND VOTE !!

What's Irish For "see You Later?"
I think it has the word "Guinness" in there somewhere, anyway. So I'm gonna be gone for the next week and a half or so (boo!). I'm going on vacation (yay!). I'm going to be in London for a few days, then off to Ireland for about a week. I don't have any really set plans yet. Just going to rent a car and drive. Yeah, on the wrong side of the road. Pray for me. Anyway, just wanted to let everyone know that I won't be around for a bit, so you're not wondering. Let me know know if you want me to bring you anything.* *"Anything" must be a) legal, b) inexpensive, and c) able to fit in a suitcase.** **Hot Irish redheads do not fit in a suitcase. Continue to see Miss Licks for all your hot redhead needs.

10 Surefire Ways To Get Fired
1. Whenever answering the phone, and its for your boss, say "He's under his desk screwing his secretary. Can I take a message?" 2. Strip off all your clothes. Complain about how hot it is in the office, regardless of the temperature. 3. When your boss is on the phone scream, "Dammit! I'm expecting a call!! Stay off the phone!!" 4. If your boss bumps into you, start screaming sexual harassment. Talk in great lengths about the state laws on harassment. Get the authorites involved. Threaten to sue. 5. Sleep with your boss's daughter. Videotape it. Pass out copies around the office. Brag about how easy she was. 6. Steal various office equipment, (pencils, staplers, desks) frame your boss for it. 7. When asked to do something start laughing hysterically. Continue this for five minutes. Calm down and say, "Oh, you were being serious?" 8. Loosen the bolts on the boss's chair. Laugh loudly when he/she falls down. Play innocent. 9. Whenever the boss st

Wanna Barter Fubucks For A Vip?
OK HERE'S THE DEAL I'M GOING CRAZY WITHOUT MY VIP AND THIS TIME AROUND I JUST CANT AFFORD TO BUY ONE SO I WILL TRADE 1.5 MILLION FU BUCKS FOR A 1 MONTH VIP, THAT'S IT !! IF INTERESTED LET TALK !

Eating And Electioneering The Right Thing
“Aren’t you the one who said, ‘We have to trust the American people to do the right thing?’” Batman’s remark to Superman on the eve of DC Comics’ Earth’s 2000 U.S. Presidential election does cut to the matter, particularly when the favored candidate was Lex Luthor. How one of Superman’s iconic villains got to be a serious contender for the Presidency – well, that’s a story in itself, but essentially he was able to blame all his evil acts on a clone. Since fictional universes in general have higher levels of technology than ours, this was believable to the majority of the voting population, and Luthor hardly came out anti superhero – at first. Check out the Wikipedia entry on him, and you’ll find the whole story an interesting parable for our times or just a fun super slugfest. In our own world, today in the United States we get to vote nationally for the next President and locally for a variety of persons and issues. I prefer not to speak on what’s outside my home state of No

Adopt A Doug
You know you want someone to cuddle up with and keep ya warm on those cold nights. I am housetrained I like to play fetch I make a great watch dog! (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window? - Patti Page - Patti Page BTW, all my earnings are to be donated to help a good friend in need of financial support.!

She Won't Cry
You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry.

The Joke's On Me
I keep waiting for the phone to ring Yet I know it won't be you; I try to fill my life with busyness Yet all I do is think of you. What became of us And all our dreams and plans; How could you turn and walk away As I watched our castles turn to sand? Do you never even miss me Don't you long to caress my face; How could you forget so easily And You I can't erase? I want to be in your arms again To see the laughter in your eyes; But I guess the joke's on me And Oh! Was I surprised!

Dreams.....
Ok so, two nights ago during the measly two hours sleep I got, I had a nightmare about a female ghost who is named Mary and was killed by her boyfriend and for some reason felt the need to tell me about it, in explicit detail. THEN...last night I have a dream about a 7 year old child named Kristin who was burned to death by her abusive father, because he thought that would be easier to deal with then to stop drinking long enough to feed the kid. I have NO IDEA wtf these dreams mean exactly and...they're fucking me up a bit. And people wonder why I try to avoid sleeping most times. So...yeah, just thought I'd let ya's know....just in case ya'll was wondering.

Spank The H♥ll Out Of Her
DO YOU KNOW THIS SEXY AND SWEET FEMALE BELOW??? IF NOT, YOU NEED TO GO CHECK HER OUT... BC YOUR MISSIN OUT.. So Letz Go ♥ Her Up!! Rate,Fan,Add,BLING THE HELL OUTTA Her HardCore Fu Style!!! ♥**1-800-u-wish~Pu$$ycatPlaymate~CoOwnerOfFuAngels~OWNED BY IRR3SiSTiBL3**♥@ fubar :::PimPd:::WiT:::♥:::By::: $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}O.GPimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~CynzDreams ~&Naughty by Nature@ fubar

Spotlight Fund
I see that there are lots of young ladies who have a SPOTLIGHT FUND going on their profile in order to become a spotlight person on the FUBAR home page. So... I have decided to create a spotlight fund for myself to see if I can get enough Fubucks for a grandma to be featured in the sportlight. I am now accepting donations of any size to get enough Fubucks so that I can bid for the spotlight. You can make your donation right here http://fubar.com/fupal.php?recip=156363 If you would like to help I would appreciate it. You can use the FUPAL button to make the transfer of funds. Thanks in advance. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage

Friends
"friends" i had some i thought. i was there to help when they need me, a hand, a hug, independent, and loving. but when i fell i didnt complain. when my life broke apart, i didnt make it your problem. now that i am at the bottom of this hole i call my life where are the hands reaching to be there for me. the "friends" i thought i had, they gladly used me to the fullest extent. when all i need was familiar company and to feel wanted, you "friends" are no where to be found. all but two people in my life fled, my sound board standing true reminding me that i am not alone he is here to talk to when i am desperately alone. my cracker .. my friend the other my rock, cool, calm, stern lets me know that i will pull through, holds me in the dark through my frustrated tears and anger at my life, the failure i feel i have become. he holds me. sad, that the people who used me and promise they would be there aren't .. and the ones who never told me that the