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Belated Veteran's Day Post.
I don't know you I never met you For laughs I'll call you Sam You were the son Of Mrs. Someone I hope she understands Sam you were all that you had Are you happy or sad I never knew you But I'm told you're the best we had Were you so tall Did you play Basketball Was there a sweetheart at home Did you write her letters Did it make you better face the great unknown Sam did you feel alone You were so far from home I never knew you [ Five For Fighting Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] But I know you're the best man I know Could you tell it was time See it coming in the back of your mind When it was over, was it over Sam I'm glad you're on my side I don't know you I never met you Can I call you Sam Did you have a son A daughter with a little one I might go and thank Sam you're the best that we have You make me happy and sad If you were here, I'd buy the beers I'd shake your hand and say good man And though the sun would shine about the s
To My Best Friend/husband I Love YouI'm not sure when it happened But I'm very glad it did You came into my life when I really needed a friend The more I get to know you The more I know myself And this is why I'm thankful For you are just yourself You and I are different And in many ways the same Your good ear, compassionate heart Will always find you fame I promise to always be here Forever and to the end You are the true definition of My Very Best Friend!
New Fumafia Turfhello i just created a new mafia turf called redneck mafia its a new turf and theres advatage for advesments for people thats welling to get there stats up and show leader ship come check it out http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=2135
Nicole Kidman Has ThemApparently Nicole Kidman was the “I can’t keep my eyes off of her” girl at last Wednesday night 2009 CMA awards. It’s been told that hubby Keith Urban didn’t want to notice his wife’s expensive assets but leave up to everyone else to notice. Hey, who said money can’t buy happiness? It seems to me it can buy you bigger toys to play with. www.foxnews.com has the pics.
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Zombie Types And How To Combat ThemLet's say you're walking along minding your own damn business one night when suddenly out of nowhere, a Zombie pops out and has the audacity to try and assault you. What is it you are supposed to do in this situation? You could run, but how do you know for how long, where to, and how fast? You could fight, but how do you know what to fight with, where to strike and how hard? You could plead, but how would you know if this Zombie has the capacity to understand what you are saying? You could play dead, but then you’d just get killed.Unfortunately there is no single answer to this question, as there are many different kinds of Zombies with just as many different methods of dealing with them. There are several varieties of the typical garden variety zombie, depending on what caused the people to become zombies, they may show different varieties of physical and mental strength, and naturally, the tactics used to fight each variant differ accordingly.Luckily for you I found this list o
Girl In The MirrorI look into the mirror and what I see is not what I feel,
Pain and sorrow never show as long as I smile.
This person before me, who is she?
How can I be this shadow, this empty vessel of unhappiness?
Now the room is dark, filled with clouds of hurt,
I stare at her in the mirror and try to remember when it was bright.
A time when the sun shined and the glow of cheerful desires where within reach,
When love was a feeling I knew all too well.
I turn away; don’t want to face her now.
CharityEveryone has heard of the Seven Deadly Sins cause Brad Pitt was in a movie based on it:P and really people tend to be more intrigued by sin. We are supposed to be good and we are judged by our behavior so it is natural to be curious as to what the fuss is about. But, not many people know about the Seven Heavenly Virtues.......go ahead and look'em up....I'll wait a sec....Too lazy? OK....they are Chastity, Temperence, Charity, Diligence, Patience, Kindness and Humility. I am not religious by any means but I do believe both of these lists are very well thought out and meaningful, but I wish to only talk about charity today.
It is close the x-mas and channachau , kwanza and all the big ones. I think we should hold a thought of charity in our minds at ALL times but it is easy to get carried away by life and stress. But, this is the time when we should exude it. There are people that have less, there always are and always will be. Money isn't everything. used clothes, any food, old toys ca
The Love Ive Longed Foras i look into your eyes
lifes little troubles pass me by
just hearing your voice eases my mind
my heart was captured in the sparkle of your eyes
all the pain before just left my mind and died
your words roll over and over in my mind
your kindness is the light
it was just the right time
the gravity of your power overwhelmed me
your words draw my heart closer to you
transparent to the life i used to live
the door open to our reality
i longed so long for a love like yours
and now i have this wonderful gift
i could never be so grateful
i love you always
Military Service Thing And Ignorance Here On Fubar...hey y'all...to be honest im pretty sure that almost none of u will read this damn thing but i dont care i still wanna write...
as many of u probably realized that im going to do the damn military service on december 12th..for 6 months...ok im not an usa citizen and i wont serve us military...but after i changed my status to say im going to do it, it made me quite sad...i have many friends in here..but only one of them commented on that status...she knows who she is and i really admire her cuz she is a great friend...i dont care if she says serious, funny,stupid or good or bad things..but she actually realized and read my status and said something about it...that is the most important thing to me...none of you so called "friends" in here said anything about it :( i dont know how u understand this military thing in ur countries but this damn thing is mandatory here...and i probably serve for playing drums..or shooting terrorist idk...maybe i would get killed who knows...but stilll noone
Bi-partisan Bill To End Hepatitis Epidemic In Americahttp://www.aasld.org/journals/111209/Pages/RepHondaIntroducesBi-PartisanBilltoEndHepatitisEpidemicinAmerica.aspx
Rep Honda Introduces Bi-Partisan Bill to End Hepatitis Epidemic in America | Congressman Michael Honda (D-CA), chairman of the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus, introduced the bi-partisan Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009, to address a national Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C epidemic impacting America. The bill incorporates the monitoring, testing and research and education provisions contained in the Hepatitis B and Hepatitis C bills from the 110th Congress. Rep Honda’s bi-partisan legislation was drafted in strong partnership with Reps. Charles Dent (R-PA), Edolphus Towns (D-NY), William Cassidy (R-LA), David Wu (D-OR) and Anh “Joseph” Cao (R-LA). They are joined as original co-sponsors by Reps. Todd Platts (D-PA), Delegate Donna M. Christensen (D-VI), Barbara Lee (D-CA), Bobb
All We Ever Do Is Say GoodbyeJust when I had you off my head
Your voice comes thrashing wildly through my quiet bed
You say you wanna try again
But I've tried everything but giving in
Why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
I bought a ticket on a plane
And by the time it landed you had gone again
I love you more than songs can say
But i can't keep running after yesterday
Why you wanna break my heart again
Why am I gonna let you try
When all we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
We say goodbye
We say goodbye
We say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
All we ever do is say goodbye
The Healed HeartDays of devotion wereclouded by your manipulation.
Walking in circles waiting for your appreciation.Alas! I am hollowed by your distortion of truths.
I find myself abandoned in the alley of brutes.My life is no longer about you.
Halo By BeyonceLYRICS:
Remember those walls I builtWell, baby they're tumbling downAnd they didn't even put up a fightThey didn't even make up a soundI found a way to let you inBut I never really had a doubtStanding in the light of your haloI got my angel nowIt's like I've been awakenedEvery rule I had you breakin'It's the risk that I'm takin'I ain't never gonna shut you outEverywhere I'm looking nowI'm surrounded by your embraceBaby I can see your haloYou know you're my saving graceYou're everything I need and moreIt's written all over your faceBaby I can feel your haloPray it won't fade awayI can feel your halo halo haloI can see your halo halo haloI can feel your halo halo haloI can see your halo halo haloHit me like a ray of sunBurning through my darkest nightYou're the only one that I wantThink I'm addicted to your lightI swore I'd never fall againBut this don't even feel like fallingGravity can't forgetTo pull me back to the ground againFeels like I've been awakenedEvery rule I had you breakin
DepressedFirst of all i don't like to hurt anyones feelings, especially when i feel so close them.
I only have a few real friends on fubar, and i hurt the feelings of one of my very very best friends.
I need to find a way to make it up to her somehow someway because i feel like im such an ass for hurting her.
I feel like crying even at my age and then being a soldier cuz men arent supposed to cry. Oh Please forgive me im so depressed for hurting you
Note To My Teenage Self
Dear Janey, you are probably sitting listening to a Donny Osmond LP on your big record player and dreaming of becoming a Mormon, flying off to Utah and marrying the toothy singer…it won’t happen, stop crying and dreaming of Salt lake City and swoony Osmond kisses, he marries his teenage sweetheart and she has all her teeth, you have nine missing.
Oh, by the way, buy a toothbrush, I know you have hardly any cash but seriously that stuff they say about decay is right, a toothbrush is important. By the time you are 40 years old you will have paid £2,000 in veneers and bridge work at a private dentist.
Yes, you will have private health care; I know it’s hard to believe right now.
So, get the record player turned off and start staring at school books. Try harder to understand maths and don’t give up on art or English, you will be good at both in future, just try to understand me when I say you will write, paint and you really need to understand per
Wish I Was There Loli dunno some times life is just really depressing. u wake up and be like ehhh whens this shit gonna end er is it ever gonna end. i mean fuck how many times does some one have to fall down and get back up in life. me im bout ready to stay the fuck down. just tired of it all. i just dont kno ne more i seen to much hurt and pain and hate in this life. its like if thats all ppl do wtf is the point in hangin round here. what would u do if ur world crumbled on u a number of times growing up or still . and no this aint a suicide note im not that stupid im just sayin i wish i could just disapear and be free from chaos and hurt and all that.
Does This Make Sense??Let me see if I understand all this.... * IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. * IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. * IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU JUST PLAIN GET SHOT. * BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET: A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, and
Break UpWe’ve all been through it, you meet that one person, the one you would never in a million years think would be “ the one “. then it happens, days go by, you feel a spark, weeks go by, you cant get them off your mind, months go by, and your in love. A year passes and you could never imagine even thinking about someone else, they’re all you want. And we’ve all heard the expression, “ nothing last forever” well that moment comes, and your crushed, you find yourself crying, not sleeping, barely eating, not wanting to go out, you cant even hear a slow song without wanting to cry. Its not easy holding the tears back, its almost impossible, what do you do when the one person you know everything about, and when I say everything, I mean everything, you can smell their scent from blocks away, you hear their voice and you don’t think twice that its them, you spot their car from houses away, you learn their life, their schedule, the way they live, th
2012 The End Or A New Beginingso it's the end of the Mayan calinder and some say it was predicted by nostradomis I don't believe it's they end of the world but that if at all true some thing big will happen but is also looked appon as also
Proclaiming,"If Humanity Wishes To Save Itself From Biospheric Destruction It Must Return To Living in Natural Time," he foretold of our accelerated technological society, and the resulting damage of our collective divergence from Natural Law in exchange for materialist values.
As avid stargazers, the ancient Maya were keen to an astrological cycle we call the Precession of the Equinoxes. This is close to a 26,000 year cycle in which Earth transits through each of the 12 signs of the zodiac for about 2152 years each. Each of these astrological ages represents one month of the grand, Cosmic Year. Sumerians, Tibetans, Egyptians, Cherokees, Hopi, and Mayans refer to this same 26,000 year cycle in their mysti
Asking 4 Everyone's Help!! A True Contest!!Can you Please send me a vote for a smile contest.. Only some of you know this but, one reason I done :D in my pictures anymore is due to a lot of dental issues I've been having as well as heart issues. I finally decided to put my insecurities aside and hope for the best for this contest. I will appreciate more than anything all the votes you can send me!! Thanks.. PK aka Smurfette!!
http://www.1800dentist.com/my-smile-bites/christina-g-collinsville-il-dentist-fall09
Erotic Story TeaserThis is a portion of an erotic story I wrote and have posted on my blog site www.eroticknights.blogspot.com. If you enjoy this, then you can go there and read more :)
Spring had finally seemed to arrive and I decided it was time to take advantage of the new found warm weather. I had been planning on surprising her with a new sex adventure, and had told her that I wanted to surprise her with it one day. All she knew was that she needed to be ready for anything, at anytime. She knew that I was pretty much capable of doing anything. I had racked my brain trying to think of the perfect adventure. The more I thought about it the more I became enticed with some type of role play. Since both of us had wanted to do a kidnapping for some time I decided that would be the way to go. I started plotting my kidnapping of her about a month in advance. I was simply waiting for the weather to get warm enough to carry it all out, and that day had finally come….She was faithful to go the gym e
Snickers Bad Food Bad Service.!HAVE YOU EVER ATE AT SNICKERS?! WAS YOUR SERVICE BAD? THE FOOD POOR? WELL LAST NIGHT I ORDERED A PIZZA FROM SNICKERS IT WAS A LARGE GYRO PIZZA AND I ORDERED IT PARTYED CUT AND I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM I WANTED IT PARTIED CUT *YA KNOW LIL SQUARES* WELL I GET MY PIZZA AND ITS PIE CUT AND NOT TO MENTION IT WAS BURNT! SO WHEN I CALLED THEY SAID THEY COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND THAT I WAS SUPPOSE TO CALL THE NEXT DAY AND TALK TO THE BOSS WELL I CALL THE NEXT DAY AND THEY DONT ANSWER? COICIDENCE??? THINK NOT!AND THE FUNNY THING IS THE LADY THAT TOOK MY ORDER SAID IT WAS HER FAULT MY PIZZA WAS MESSED UP BUT COULDNT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SO I AM ASKIN YOU TO BOYCOTT SNICKERS WIT ME DONT GIVE THEM ANY MONEY! BAD SERVICE BAD FOOD!!
Us Army
I am A SOLDIER!
Hey i don't want to sound like a complete ungrateful person however! I am a troop, I should be the one thanking you for your support! As a troop we appreciate all that you guys do on the home front! OK .. I am sick and tired of people assuming that I am a MILITARY JUNKIE and not realizing that I am a member of the US Armed Forces! Yea I know I am a weekend Warrior.. However I will be deployed one day and that day is sooner than you all think.I'm sick of chauvinistic pigs who say what your too pretty to be in the Army, your too sweet to be in the Armed Forces. Well damnit obviously I am not too pretty or too sweet cause I am in the Gdarn Army National Guard. I am in the one Military Occupational Speciality that Allows WOMEN on the FRONT LINES!Am I labeled this because I don't run my mouth like a sailor, or I don't run around like a barracks whore? What the hell is wrong with you people?I am PROUD to SERVE our NATION.. When that call comes.. THE United States of Am
I Am Not CoolI know the lyrics to almost every song I've ever heard...no really, every one. Not the good ones...the complete shit too.
I first pierced my ear at 13 because of a George Michael video...yeah, I know...I know.
I've played to around 2000 people in a packed room chanting my lyrics. It wasn't as good as sex.....with100 burlesque dancing submissives...maybe.
I am remarkably cruel when you show weakness. No matter how crippling.
No matter how crippling my cruelty, I'm also convinced that my caring can reverse it...I'm wrong.
I have next to no regard for society and its norms...unless it's in a debate with some whiny anarchist. Then I'm the champion of the cause.
That last point is a summation of my character. Fuck...You...and now let me fuck with the rest.
My favourite colour was green as a child...and then I learned I was red/green colourblind.
I was an alcoholic by the age of 12.
Kerouac changed my life after I died. I became convinced that I could be S
Red LipstickRed Lipstick
I apply
Red lipstick freely
Across your lips
Not caring for the contour
Of the mouth
Wantonly applying
Red lipstick
On your wound
Bleeding
Brushing the red
My teeth
PromoteTHIS IS TO PROMOTE AND NOMINATE TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS A NON-PROFIT MOVMENT
Go to the website below and type in "To Write Love On Her Arms" in the Nominate Box. Then for the category select "Best Nonprofit use of Social Media."
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Gotta Love'emwhat do ya'll think about "shrooms"? I personally like them just wanna know that i'm not the only one.
Out To SeaThis song, Out To Sea by Smile Empty Soul, fits how Ive been feeling lately almost exactly. Im too apathetic to find a widget for it, but if you want to hear it I know you can find it on playlist.com. Here are the lyrics anyways:
The air is cold im getting oldAnd going nowhereThis job is shitI wanna quitBut money is scarceI'm on my knees begging please but you don't careEveryday seems the sameAnother blank stareAll i want is to breatheTo feel like theres a part of meThat still believesin all my hopes and my dreamsTo know that theres a heart that beats inside of meAgainI hate this townAnd all the soundsThat drive me crazyI wanna run and buy a gunBut im too lazyI feel so deadI feel so numbWill nothing phase meI check my pulseBut nothings thereI think im fadingAll i want is to breatheTo feel like theres a part of meThat still believesin all my hopes and my dreamsTo know that theres a heart that beats inside of meAgainOut to seaNothing but waves to surround meAnd all i feel is painIts
Title At The End - 3/14/09
TITLE AT THE END
Just like any other story
It began long before we ever met
With the magnetic force of dreams wrapped in wishes
Bringing you fully in the present
And amazingly alive in the flesh
From unknown furtive glances to slow, barely visible steps in each other’s direction
Mixing shy talk with bold conversation
For despite appearances
This is not a stranger I’m meeting
But a connection centuries in the making
Intoxicating, pulsating, and oh so exhilarating
Because our minds and spirits are swirling, melding, and whirling
As our bodies surely must
No, not just lust, though an intricate part
It is our hearts that are at full throttle
Learning more about electric currents by just an accidental brush of your hand
Than in any science lecture hall
Individually assessing and mentally caressing our future goals
As our story slowly unfolds
Yielding brilliantly orgasmic intelligent banter
Drawing us ever closer in uproarious laughter
For we’ve bot
My GenerationHere's to US!!!!
No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME !!!! OUR LIFE IS LIVING PROOF !!!!
To Those of Us Born 1930-1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930'S, 40'S, 50'S, 60'S and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, and, when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.
As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires, and, sometimes, no brakes.
Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We shared
She Walks In BeautyShe walks in beauty like the nightOf cloudless climes and starry skies,And all that's best of dark and brightMeet in her aspect and her eyes;Thus mellowed to the tender lightWhich heaven to gaudy day denies.One ray the more, one shade the lessHad half impaired the nameless graceWhich waves in every raven tressOr softly lightens o'er her face,Where thoughts serenely sweet expressHow pure, how dear their dwelling place.And on that cheek and o'er that browSo soft, so calm yet eloquent,The smiles that win, the tints that glowBut tell of days in goodness spentA mind at peace with all below,A heart whose love is innocent.
Asses And CamelsASSES AND CAMELSOver five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick upyour shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to thepromised land".Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on yourasses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price ofcamels, and mortgaged the promised land.God help us.
Ensign: Where Sharing Is It's Own RewardAll ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 13 November 2009 A local radio station in my hometown is using this slogan to promote its annual “Horn of Plenty” program that raises groceries to assemble food baskets for families at Christmas who apply (check that, you can’t apply yourself but you can submit someone’s name to receive such a basket) along with a devotional to introduce the Word of God to them. Not a Bible, specifically, but something to help you ”understand” it ... never mind that, my minor quibble is with the slogan itself. It’s a minor quibble because, if you remember your English classes, the phrase should NOT have a contraction in it. Expand the contraction (stay with me, this is not cosmology) and this slogan reads &ld
Buyer's RemorseLast week's big Republican victories in New Jersey and Virginia proved what the Obama Administration's apologists in the liberal mainstream media have been avoiding telling you -- the bloom is off the Barack Obama rose.
As hard as the White House and leftist pundits try to spin Election Day's results, there's no arguing the big change in voter attitudes toward the Obama Agenda.
In 2008, Barack Obama carried Virginia by 6%, and the Democrat stronghold of New Jersey by 14%.
Last week? New Jersey's GOP candidate for governor Chris Christie bested incumbent Democrat Jon Corzine by 4 percentage points, and in Virginia, Republican Bob McDonnell defeated his Democrat opponent by 18 points -- that's a 24% turnaround!
Barack Obama won election last year, aided by his claims of moderation and transparency, and the huge cover he received from the adoring liberal media. Many Americans gave the relatively unknown first term Illinois senator the benefit of the doubt, and are now coming to regre
My Streetsomeone shot a vid of my street in Moscow
Why The Whole Constitution MattersThe structure of government designed by the Founding Fathers is thetruly unique and powerful feature of the American Constitution, SupremeCourt Justice Antonin Scalia told members of The Heritage Foundation's President'sClub on Monday.Justice Scalia at the November President's Club Meeting TheBill of Rights, often held up as the highest expression of Americanfreedom, would have no meaning without the forms of government defined by therest of the Constitution, he told the nearly 1,000 conservatives packed intoWashington D.C.'s Ronald Reagan Building for the fall President's Club meeting.The Constitution's limits on government power, for example thedivision of legislative power between the House and Senate and the differentmanner of election for the two bodies, ensure the Bill of Rights is more thanjust words. Even the Soviet Union had a robust bill of rights, he argued, but thiswas a mere parchment barrier since the rest of the country's constitutionplaced no limits on the exercise of d
Jerry Springer, Russian StyleSo, I'm on this Russian forum, and one of the women is a nurse in Moscow.
She has a patient: a woman with AIDS, that just gave birth to a baby with AIDS. Her husband doesnt know she has AIDS, and it turned out via the paternity test that he is not a father.
funny fact: when hubby and I are goin to Russia next year, he has to take a mandatiry AIDS test to get in :)
Gun Free ZoneAnother "Gun Free Zone" Tragedy
Apparently it’s not enough for our government that the heroes in America’s armed forces risk their lives overseas defending our freedom. These days, our soldiers aren't even safe here at home stationed on secure military bases. On November 5th, a lone gunman murdered 13 fully-trained, ready to deploy soldiers, and wounded 29 more, in the most shocking terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11. How was Nidal Hasan, a psychologist, able to take down so many trained soldiers? Because the government thinks its better to keep it’s armed service members unarmed . . . That’s right. Our military men and woman are banned from carrying the weapons they are trained and trusted to use in the heat of combat. President Clinton authored this asinine policy back in 1993 when he declared all military bases “Gun Free Zones.” As you know, “Gun Free Zones” do nothing but assure criminals, and now terrorists, that they wi
Fubar Emoticonswell I was looking at the emoticons and thought, theres no "bored" on there... so I wonder.....
we should have one that is a blue face, with a straight line for a mouth strumming its fingers or something...
ior i could just stfu?
as you were
You Know Who You Are..yeah..what about me? what about my feelings. I am always there for you..i talk to you and advice you(to certain extend)and im always kind to you..now you want my advice?? ever thought of what it would do to me when you tell me what you told me?
oh yeah i forgot..silly me...this distance thing between us wont work!!!
I never notice you putting the effort in!!
3 times something similar like this happened to me from people who i thought who cared for me..helas...i seem to lack the human knowledge and i misjudged.
no i am not angry..just very dissapointed..in myself and in you.
you are old and wise enough to judge and decide matters yourself.
just dont rush yourself into making any decisions...its not a easy issue.
deployment can make things harder too so think hard about what you d
Change Your ThinkingChange Your Thinking It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
Why Does ItWhy does it become murder or premediatated murder? Sipmle, one year prior to now infamous Echo Doppler the same test was done and there was 55% blockage and Trivial leakage from the one valve to you dont have eight weeks, to if you dont have this surgery your dead. The effect of the Insulin did the damage and not the blockage. Insulin also damaged my Spinal and CNS and the fall at Stonybrook finished me. Nothing in the drug manufactures literature says anything about Insulin induced Coma.
So Doctor Viswanath my appointment with you has been cancelled. Talk to Doctor Rosenbloom why I did that. Here, no sense of wasting any money or yuor time on me since death has been planned for me by Doctor Rosenbloom and the rest.
Doctor Rosenbloom took the attitude and position of quit smoking or no surgery.
The two of you and the rest should be able to figure out that 10 years of life as is for me is not worth it. I'm not going to let any woman get involved in my life because of it. All of you c
Dirty JokesA man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!" She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!" He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands. "Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
A Guy is
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as you were.... i was bored
Always Something There To Remind MeI walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me, and every step I take reminds me of just how we used to be.
Well, how can I forget you, boy? When there is always something there to remind me. always something there to remind me. As shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night. And I can't help recalling how it how it felt to kiss and hold you tight Well, how can I forget you, boy? When there is always something there to remind me. always something there to remind me. I was born to love her, and I'll never be free. You'll always be a part of me. If you should find you miss the sweet and tender love we used to share. Just go back to the places where we used to go, and I'll be there Well, how can I forget you, boy? When there is always something there to remind me. always something there to remind me. I was born to love her, and I'll never be free You'll always be a part of me. 'cause there is always something there to remind me. always something there t
Confused...Shitz!
random weirdness at its finest...
How is it I can sit in one spot and loose a lighter?!?!?
I need Velcro!
proceed with your day.
The Way I See It.Everybody Hurts...It's not just an R.E.M. song, it's actually true. If you are born with a heart, it will get broken at some point. Bruised, battered, and bloodied. That's a good thing though, hearts are supposed to be bloody.Everyone is crazy...Yes, all of us. We all have "issues". Daily demons that we fight. Some days they are quieter, and we have a chance to breathe.Everyone feels "different"....We all think we are the only one's going through this, whatever this is and that no one will ever understand. We all think that no one will ever truly get us.
Everyone is lovable...Even that idiot who put his blinker on 3 streets before the turn, or the girl that just smashed your heart into a million little pieces with a blink of an eye. We are lovable because we are. End of subject.Everyone is searching...There is a desire in all of us to search for some thing or someone. We don't always listen to that longing inside us, but it is always there. When we're not listening, we think we've go
A Good JokeThis guy staggers into his house, exhausted after playing golf, and drops his clubs on the floor. "What a day!", he exclaims. His wife asks what happened. He responds, "Well, there we were on the first tee, when George had a heart attack and died."
"Oh, how awful."
"Yeah, the whole rest of the day it was: Hit the ball ... drag George ... hit the ball ... drag George. ..."
Bobbitisebobbitise 10 up, 4 down love it hate it buy a bobbitise mugverb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993."I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"
TwigmataTwigmata love it hate it buy a twigmata mugPenile marks, sores, or sensations of pain corresponding in location to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ on or around the male genitalia, usually subsequent to tmies when males anger their girlfriends, thus commencing the crucifiction of the male member.
The crucifixion may occur upon any small, wooden cross (ie popsicle sticks). The package may be adhered to the cross via nails, glue, tacks, screws, or piping hot wax.Man, I am suffering from a killer case of Twigmata. Last night was fun, but Boni was really pissed off this morning when I got home.
Twat Waffle1. twat waffle 506 up, 108 down love it hate it buy a twat waffle muga vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.by Lamifer Sep 13, 2004 share this2. twat waffle 223 up, 123 down love it hate it buy a twat waffle mug1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.President Bush is such a twat waffle.by Priscilla Dec 13, 2004 share this3. twat waffle 147 up, 108 down love it hate it buy a twat waffle mugA meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislikeYou stank twat waffle.
Snorksnork 33 up, 14 down love it hate it buy a snork mugto unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.She laughed so hard she snorked.
After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and la
Sookie Sookie Nowsookie sookie now 178 up, 25 down love it hate it buy a sookie sookie now mugexpression of admiration, or satisfaction, especially in regards to the shape and beauty of a femaleA beautiful girl with a tight body walks by and you look at her and say "Ahhhhhhhhhh sookie sookie, now!!"
Bomb/bling For Nov. 13-14, 2009
Manly will be running his autos from 3pm Futime Friday, Nov.13, 2009 INTO Saturday, Nov. 14, 2009 ...He has offered this:If you rate 500 pics you will get bombed when he activates his bomb. Rate 1000 you will get bombed and 1 credit bling, Rate all his pics you will be bombed and a 3 credit bling of your choice...You will need to comment on every pic that you rate...Because rater/ratee gets mixed up. Fumail him by 1:30pm Futime on Sat. telling him you have rated the 500 needed to be bombed as he will be bombing during his Happy Hour @2pm Futime on Sat. and he needs time to compile the bombing list...If you rate enough to be blinged, Fumail him before his autos expire (3pm Futime on Sat.)...He's trying to reach level 38 so let's help him and ourselves at the same time!!!His link is below Manly - "82nd Demon Slayer" - fuowned by Insane Melody!@ fubar
Wishing You Would - 3/14/09
WISHING YOU WOULD
Taking my hand as we stroll along the sand by the gentle waves on the shore
Or holding open the door on our first date, your other hand a warm touch
Guiding me through by the small of my back
Will you be the gentleman I will forever adore?
Playfully tickling or just simply brushing the hair out of my eyes
Whether being sidekicks or the closest of confidantes
Oh, how I wish you would
Hold me and take me to yet unimagined places, even if only in our minds
Quilting your history through both cyberspace and cell phone waves
Cuddling close at the movies or grabbing an ice cream cone at the boardwalk
But it must be my imaginings, seeing your layers peeling to reveal someone unknown to me
Yes, I wish you would
Whisper words of support as easily as your latest sexual fantasy
Showing your consideration despite any exasperation
Knowing there’s nothing I’d deny the “REAL” you
Standing before you; pleading
I wish you would
Look at and n
Dreamsgetting tired of the gamesthat ppl play.. they seem to do it, in many ways.a whipser here. I lieplaced there. Makingit seem like no one cares.do they matterthe games ppl playdoes it matterwho they hurtwho they torturewho they tear apart?some things dont matterdreams are just dreamsright? Meaning no onereally expects them to cometrue? But the little hopeof the dreamer. sometimeswishes they will come truebecause of the lifethey live is crapand they want what is in the dreamand that dream may disappear whenthey wake..Dreams.. do they ever come true?
Some Tips For Alterating Your DressesMany brides may lose weight for the busy preparations for their wedding. Usually there are lots of things to do before the wedding, including many important things and countless trivia. All of these need brides and grooms to consider and realize. At most time, the result is that they usually found the custom wedding dress loose just before the day of wedding.
I have a friend who lost about 10 pounds since she got her Custom wedding gown so she had to have it taken in a little. Many brides are in the same boat, I think! What’s a worse, alteration is usually more expensive at the store from which you bought your Custom wedding gowns. You could ask other recent brides and if you don't know any, I'm sure one of your friends, family members, or coworkers would know a recent bride who could tell you where she went.
So do remember try some days earlier before your wedding so that you have ample time to change the measurements. Besides that, you should pay attention to your weight pro
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We're going to try to get them to re-edit this one and include a little more of the full chorus, but to hear the 2nd and 3rd verses you need to watch this one:
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Here's the parody lyrics by Dana:
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A little gecko gonna steer you wrong!That's what you're gonna findThat caveman he just thinks he's smart!Don't pay him any mindI'm telling you... Here's what you doYou just pick up the phoneYou're gonna findYou can get peace of mindDon't gotta take out a loan!
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Alone In The DarkThere was a lonely flower waiting for someone who can accept and pick her up Then savior came to fulfill the emptiness Full of joy, happiness, laughter and pain. One fine dream came true:.. As time goes by:wind blows in a shadow room People know that it's perfect one Living in the iron mask and feel so pathetic Suddenly she became alone in the Dark Feeling of something that unexplainable with grievances and pain:. Deep down inside love became empty Pretending to be happy to escape the fear Living for nothing is not the answer To live alone in the cage of love.
WRITTEN BY
M DAVID
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Idkso i realized that there are alot of ppl who cant sesm to get along on this web site and i find it very funny because that is all it is there is no reason to take it so seriously and if a web site really that importaint to you then you really have no life i am not trying to offend any who read this just being myself and stating what is on my mind
Burnt
Their ugly words pelt her skin like rocks!"Whore!" they callThe accustion stabs her pride over an overBleeding the truth from her wounds"Filthy Slut!" They just wont stopShe cradles herself to the ground as the blurred faces bring slurred anger to her earsTerrifying personas "Disgusting Skank!"Please make them stop she screamsBut noone cares for her wish right now"Burn The whore! Burn her alive!""Stop please dont. Im not a whore!" but she knows she isDeep down, she knows she deserves to be burnt______________________Her melting flesh fills the air.....................
I Willi will find a women to love me for who i am,
i will find a women who love my friendship,
I will find a women who wont ask for anything,
I will find a women who accepts for who i am,
I will find a women even its not on earth,
I will find a women in the after life,
I will find the women i lost so long ago,
i will find a women who wont lie to me,
i will find a women who will love me forever.
peace and good night my fu friends and family
Bedrock
HottiesThis yankee boy is looking for NY's finest females.
Boston Accountant CertifiedWhen it gets to taxation and auditing services the employ of an boston accountant certified is essential to view for. This is a type of accountant that has existing qualified to care accounting practices.
Different practices can be handled by this type of accountant. General taxation preparation services can be proposed. This includes income tax preparation. Record saving and auditing functions are also used here.
An accounting of this type will be single that is real useful to function with. This is because of the needs of this case of worcester accountant to work with an ethics code. This is a necessity in that by working with general morals that an accountant will be certified to handle it can be easy to get a occupation to keep from getting in financial or lawful problem.
What forms an cambridge accountant certified helpful is that this individual is one that has complete the United States Certified Public Accountant Examination. This is an big test that function
Always
I hope to always be the one
That takes your breath away
I hope to always fill your thoughts
As you go about your day
I hope to always be the one
That you dream of at night
I hope it's still my face you see
When you close your eyes so tight
I hope you always feel the love
That I have for only you
I hope that you know
Everything I feel for you is true.
I pray that what we share
Will last for eternity
And when you need someone so bad
Know you can always turn to me
I pray that the hurt
We sometimes feel inside
Will one day come to an end
Along with tears we've cried
I hope to always have this feeling
That you bring to me
Take another look into my heart...
I love you...honestly.
American PoliticsWas bored so figured I would do a satirical blog about the two major parties of America.If you can not take a joke or plan on getting serious, do not even bother.
This is just part I, I may do a part II when I either wish to change it or just want to add on to it.
For the record I am neither conservative nor liberal. I am of the independent party
Life Lessons.1. Nobody cooks bbq like a fat bald man.
2. Use the condom correctly for 10 yrs, and the one time you don't, she gets pregnant.
3. Don't feed a cat you want to be a mouse cat.
4. Don't keep a dirty house, and you won't need a mouse cat.
5. After a certain age, AVOID full length mirrors while naked!~
Learned TodayToday was one of those days where bits of wisdom and not so great things were said/learned. I thought I would share them with you.
1. When it's nice outside people will eat an ungodly amount of hotdogs and ice cream.
2. I want those people to choke.
3. When those people are around, I tend to swear a lot more than usual.
4. I can't stand the voice of a woman at work.
5. For someone that looks busy all the time, she sure leaves a lot of shit unfinished.
6. I work with a pudgy faced goat walker.
7. I only like about 6 people I work with.
8. Some men are pussies.
9. Some women talk like they are afraid for their life
10. For the first time in my life I FEEL old.
11. Pudgy faced goat walker and whiny bitch that does nothing at work are NOT the same person.
12. When I don't get much sleep I'm rude.
13. I never got breakfast and when I got home this evening I finally ate. I'm sure the chili sucked, but I was so hungry I didn't care.
14. I wanted to ask my boss why she was so stu
Friends, Lovers Or NothingNow that we are over
As the loving kind
We'll be dreaming ways
To keep the good alive
Only when we want is not
A compromise
Ill be pouring tears
Into your drying eyes
Friends, lovers, or nothing
There can only be one
Friends, lovers, or nothing
We'll never be the inbetween
So give it up
You whisper "Come on over"
Cause your two drinks in
But in the morning I will say
Good-bye again
Think we'll never fall into
The jealous game
The streets will flood
With blood of those who felt the same
Friends, lovers, or nothing
You see
There can only be one
Friends, lovers, or nothing
We'll never an inbetween
So give it up
Friends, lovers, or nothing
We can really only ever be one
Friends, lovers, or nothing
Don't you know
We'll never be the inbetween
So give it up
No we'll never the inbetween
So give it up
Anything other than 'yes' is 'no'
Anything other than 'stay' is 'go'
Anything less than 'I love you' is ly
War Of My LifeCome out Angels
Come out Ghosts
Come out Darkness
Bring everyone you know
I'm not running
I'm not scared
I am waiting and well prepared
I'm in the war of my life
At the door of my life
Out of Time and there's no where to run away
I've got a hammer
And a heart of glass
I got to know right now
Which walls to smash
I got a pocket
Got no pill
If fear hasn't killed me yet
Than nothing will
All the suffering
And all the pain
Never liked to label
I'm in the war of my life
At the door of my life
Out of time and there's nowhere to run
I'm in the war of my life
At the core of my life
I've got no choice but to fight 'til it's done
No more suffering
No more pain
Never again
I'm in the war of my life
At the door of my life
Out of time and there's no where to run
I'm in the war of my life
I'm at the core of my life
Got no choice but to fight 'til it's done
So Fight on, fight on everyone, so fight on
Got no
The HeatIt was the heat that did it, she told herself later. She'd been riding home on the bus on one of those sweltering hot days that New York gets in August. Everyone else hated it - all she had heard all day was "It's a hot one, eh?" and "Hot enough for you?" But she loved the heat. She always felt sexy on a really hot day. It made her so much more aware of her body. It was sultry, it was tropical, it was steamy and humid and sensual.
The bus was crowded as usual and she hadn't gotten a seat. She'd lived here long enough to not expect anyone to give up a seat, and she was right, but today she didn't mind. The plastic seats just stuck to your skin anyway. She liked the feel of the air on her body.
She wrapped her hand in the strap and relaxed, letting her body sway easily with the motion of the bus. People were crowded close, but no one was actually touching her - New Yorkers' personal space was smaller, but just as carefully maintained.
She liked riding like this. All the windows were w
Rain SoakedRainbow droplets formed prism puddles
while sunlight peeked through rainmist clouds
We slipped into our backyard garden
Bare feet on slippery grass
Giggling like children as we chased
each other in the rain
Hide and seek behind the trees
Losing clothing and inhibitions among the
lush leaves and dripping flowers
Rain soaked skin sleek and slippery
touching in the steamy air
Hungry kisses tasting of salt and rain
Erotic MuseThe pen waits patiently
ready to caress between the lines
It teases open the notebook
waiting for the muse to respond...
to the rhythm of the rambling pen
Dipping into her ink
inviting, urging, begging her to come
Penetrating the imagination
fantasies flowing onto paper
Words spilling on the page
Orgasmic inspiration
Busy Week TgifWow I have had a busy week, and it isn't even Friday!
Sunday, started feeling sick and went out with a friend to Club DJ's, before she got on a plane and went down to Mexico, without me the little punk!
Monday, I was really sick, but still had to go to class and take a test on Form Factors and Power Supplies. Let me tell you I never wanted to know so much about voltages and watts and amps until I opened up the pretest and saw all the questions were mostly about them.
Tuesday, I swear I was going to die! I spent most of the day either not being able to breath or whipping my nose. So that meant sleeping and staying in bed, also studying for a test on Processors and Chipsets. Oh and one think I learned that day, Chicken and Rice soup is not good, in fact I think I have to find out who came up with it and kick them. But hey I have a sister who doesn't mind stopping off at the store to pick up some stuff on her way home from work even though she is sick herself.
Wednesday,
PenisI, the penis, request a pay raise due 2 following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.2. I work @ great depths.3. I plunge head first into everything i do.4. I work weekends & holidays.5. I work in a damp environment.6. I work in dark areas w/ poor ventilation.7. I work in high temperatures.8. & My work exposes me 2 disease.Dear penis,Ur request has been denied 4 the following reasons:1. U don't work 8 hrs straight.2. U work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.3. U don't stay in your designated area, & r frequently found in other locations.4. U don't take initiative & must be stimulated 2 start working.5. U leave your work place messy at the end of ur shift.6. U are unable 2 work overtime or double shifts.7. U sometimes leave ur designated work area b4 completing the assigned task.8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.Sincerly, Management
Not So Fun When It's Your Mom Huh?Lil Johnny walks in the bedroom and dad has mom bent over goin at it. Dad winks at Johnny and Johnny leaves. Dad thinks he better talk to Johnny. After lookin through the whole house dad finds Johnny upstairs with grandma bent over puttin it to her hard. Dad flips out. What the hell are you doin? Johnny winks and says... Not so funny when its your mom huh
Start To Think!Family
A father took his six-year-old daughter on a "date" to their favoriteRestaurant. During the meal, the dad did most of the talking as heTold his little girl how wonderful she was, how proud he was to be herDad, and how special she was to him and to God. After he had done whatHe thought was a sufficient job, he picked up his fork and began toEat. His daughter put her hand on his arm and stopped him with theseWords, "Longer, Daddy. Longer!" The father said he didn't eat muchFood that day, but his little girl's hungry heart was certainly fed.I wonder how many of us miss the hungry heartsThat greet us each morning across the breakfast table, wait for us toCome home each night, or silently long for us to convince them thatThey really are not total failures, unworthy and unwanted, but are, inFact, special to us and in the eyes of God. How easy it is to loseFocus and scramble priorities. We get busy doing good things and missOne of the highest things God created us to attend to -- f
Polite Way To PeeDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'
'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Worry!!WORRYIs there a magic cutoff period when Offspring become accountable for their own Actions?
Is there a wonderful moment when Parents can become detached spectators in The lives of their children and shrug, 'It's Their life,' and feel nothing?
When I was in my twenties , I stood in a hospital Corridor waiting for doctors to put a few Stitches in my daughter's head.. I asked, 'When do You stop worrying?' The nurse said, 'When they get out of the accident stage..' My Dad just smiled faintly and said nothing.When I was in my thirties, I sat on a little Chair in a classroom and heard how one of my Children talked incessantly, disrupted the class, And was headed for a career making License plates. As if to read my mind, a teacher Said, 'Don't worry, they all go through This stage and then you can sit back, relax and Enjoy them.' My dad just smiled Faintly and said nothing.
"the Coat Hanger"A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever.
She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.
She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.
She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car.
She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help.
Within five minutes a beat up old motor cycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help m
Grandmothers & Grandfathers can you relate to this
GRANDMOTHERS and GRANDFATHERS
Have you ever given any thought to the difference between a Grandmother and a Grandfather? Well, here it is, as best
explained by a young Granddaughter.
An older gentleman, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort to be with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old Granddaughter out for a ride in the car which provided them with some important bonding time. This was a time he set aside for just him and his Granddaughter.
One Sunday morning however, he was suffering from a terrible head cold and was confined to his bed. He just couldn't make the ride on this day.
The girls Grandmother, knowing how her Granddaughter looked forward to the weekly trip, came to the rescue. She said she would happily take their Granddaughter out for a ride on this Sunday.
Own Misredhead For A Month!!!So this is my very first blog ever!!!! I am putting myself up for Auction!!!
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Random gifts and drinks.
If any of the following are offered:
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Happy Hour
Blasts
VIPS
More can be discussed as far as what I can offer you.
Auction will end November 18, 2009
Happy Bidding
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Dog 4 SaleA guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover s
What's In A Name?A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests spotted anAttractive man standing alone.She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen.""That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?""No" she replied. "Actually I gave it to myself. It represents theThings that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose'Carmen'. "What's your name?"He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."
What Should I Do?there's this girl.ill call her. dawn... weve been talking for 7 months.shes in arizona im in the navy in virginia. we started talking she had a bf. she was talking to some guy in texas. she was talking to me. her boyfriend is a douche bag. cheated on her 3 different times. she takes him back. she calls me crying a few times. he cheats on her again she decides to break up. they still live together, share a car, sleep together(who knows), hang out, drink with friends, movies. etc. she was going to meet the guy in texas, she and the douche bag talked her out of it. we started talking more. we use to talk on the phone every day for hours or text. she use to call me before work. get to work then text me. call me on lunch, call me as she drove home. she began looking for new places to live i always played around with the idea she could move in with me. i use to say i love her, she said i was crazy, because weve never met we really didnt know each other. i told her what ive learned about her
Empath's/sensitivesFrom: Lightworkers (184585026) To: (73650822) Date: 11/12/2009 4:26:48 PM Subject: Sensitives - Living Your Calling Sensitives - Living Your Calling by Jenna Avery, CLC Taking the First Steps - As a sensitive soul, working in a “regular” job is fraught with challenges. Many of society’s seemingly tried and true working standards are simply intolerable for us. Mainstream work culture and ethics exacerbate what is already seriously misaligned for sensitive souls. This sad fact is a real loss, though the average company or boss doesn’t recognize it. As sensitives, we bring so much to the working world – creativity, caring, warmth, intuition, originality, conscientiousne..ss, attention to detail, thoughtfulness,.. thoroughness, spirituality, perceptiveness,.. and supportiveness,.. to name just a few. These qualities make us highly valuable employees. But despite our strengths, I’ve watched fellow sensitive souls become burned-out, exhausted,
Transitioning Through Life’s PhasesTransitioning through Life’s Phases Midlife Crisis
In our youth-oriented culture, the process of aging is not honored as it once was. There have been societies that looked to those who were older for leadership, understanding that their life experiences must have brought some wisdom with them. Our society tends to put more value on looking youthful, so when the time comes that we don’t look, move, or feel the way we once did, this causes a sudden jolt to our perception of ourselves. We can look at this shift as a crisis and fight against change, or we can take the opportunity to transition smoothly to a new phase of life. We spend our youth learning who we are and what we are capable of accomplishing. As we set and reach our goals, it is easy to identify ourselves by our roles. At some point we may feel very comfortable in the idea that we have a complete understanding of ourselves. This is, inevitably, when things change and we get to see ourselves from a new perspecti
PokerEver play Poker? Just a game isn't it?
Price jumped much higher. Most will jump out. Unable to meet.
Joker
Gov Palin Invites Levi To Thanksgiving.
Gov. Sarah Palin told everyone’s favorite tear jerker TV talk show host Oprah that Levi Johnson is invited to celebrate Thanksgiving with the Palin family (to be aired November 16th). I like that. Let by goes be by goes. Besides he’s the father of Gov. Palin’s grandchild. Want to read more? Here’s where you go
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33891323/ns/today-today_people/?GT1=43001
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Defining MomentsDEFINING MOMENTS
MOMENTS IN LIFE THAT CHANGE WHO YOU AREMOMENTS IN LIFE THAT SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A STARMOMENTS IN LIFE THAT TOUCH YOUR SPIRIT AND HEARTTHESE ARE DEFINING MOMENTS OF LIFE
YOU ARE A DEFINING MOMENT IN MY LIFEONE THAT SHINES BRIGHTER THAN A STARONE THAT TOUCHES TENDERLY ON MY HEARTEVEN AS OUR DISTANCE IS FAR YOU’RE CLOSE TO ME NO MATTER WHERE YOU AREYOU ARE MY DEFINING MOMENT
MY DESIRE FOR YOU IS LIKE A BURNING FIREMY COMITMENT TO YOU IS FIRM AND STRONGTRIALS AND TROUBLES WILL COME OUR WAY BUT ALWAYS KNOW IM HERE TO STAYHAND IN HAND WALKING TOGETHER OR HOLDING YOU WHEN YOU’RE SAD TILL YOU FEEL BETTERYOU CAN BELIEVE IN ME TO HELP YOU THRU THE TRIALS THAT LIFE PUTS ON YOUIM STRONG AND STEADFAST IN EVERY WAY HERE FOR YOU EVERY DAYYOU ARE MY DEFINING MOMENTHOLD ON TIGHT AND DONT LET GOWE HAVE JUST BEGUN TO LEARN AND GROWWHAT WE HAVE IS SPECIAL AND NEW ONLY HAPPENS TO A VERY SELECT FEWFINDING YOUR SOULMATE IS SO VERY HARDWE’RE BLESSED TO HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER
FriendsSome people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same
Epica X 3Three songs I am currently addicted to.
Chasing The Dragon
Unleashed
Never Enough
Oh Brother Lol Shout Box BsThis started out with a lame frienship request claiming the guy lives in my state...no pic of him *not shocked*
And became this ...
You know how it reads.. bottom up
Idiot can't even spell ffs * LOL *
~*SIN-SIN*~®: I'm sure some point whore will eventually..sorry pass
Yum: i understand if u dont want me to send or add me, its cool
~*SIN-SIN*~®: or should I say ..insecure much?
Yum: lol,
~*SIN-SIN*~®: hahahaha wow sounds like you both need to grow up
Yum: i can only eamil it, i dont want someone to see me on here, my GF, she getss super jelious
~*SIN-SIN*~®: you could post your actual pic I do not add random people
Ur Opinion Matters....SO I RATED OVER 100 PICS FOR SUM1 & THIS PERSON TRIES TO TELL ME NOT ONCE DID THEY SEE ME IN THEIR BARTAB, WHEN THEY WAS SITTIN AT THE PC CHANGING THEIR STATUS EVERY FEW MINS...I FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE...THEN I LEFT A STATUS COMMENT TO THE PERSON SAYIN A SIMPLE TY WUD OF BEEN NICE....
OK SO IN UR OPINION AM I WRONG OR DO U THINK SUM1 CAN ACTUALLY BE SITTIN AT THE PC, ON FUBAR, CHANGIN THEIR STATUS EVERY FEW MINS OR SO AND NOT ONCE SEE U RATE OVER 100 PICS IN THEIR BARTAB???
HONEST ANSWERS ONLY PLS.... :)
LEMME ALSO ADD I LEFT PIC COMMENTS ON SEVERAL PICS AS WELL *lol*
Shopping Trip
It's a slow afternoon at the upscale clothing store where you work. You knew I was going to stop by this afternoon so you decided to wear something a little more provocative than you would normally wear, but still professional. You've got a nice sleek just above the knee black skirt on, a cute little colorful button up top on. You knew it would kill your feet but you went with the knee high boots and thigh highs. Underneath there is a very sexy red thong and matching red bra waiting to be discovered should something happen.
When I enter the store I see that you are in a sort of hidden corner of the store folding some things and putting them a way with your back to me. I take the opportunity to walk up behind you slowly and silently. While I'm doing it I look at the view, and I can already feel the need to have you growing in my mind . As I slide up behind you I wrap my arms around you as my head goes over your shoulder and I whisper in your ear “ Hi baby, did you miss me?
Oh Noes! Britney's Been Hacked!This is freaking hysterical!
Britney Spears and the devil? If you'd logged on to her Twitter account recently, that might have been the impression.
Hackers appear to have struck the singer’s Twitter account on Thursday, altering her wallpaper and posting the following tweets:
“I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!”
“i hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney”
The Illuminati wallpaper and offending tweets were quickly removed. #DontHackBritneySpears later appeared as a popular trending topic on Twitter.
Such occurrences are not rare in the celebrity twitterverse and it’s not the first time @BritneySpears has been targeted by hackers. In June, a tweet was posted claiming that the pop star had died.
Every Woman Should Follow These RulesFrom an Old Woman to a Young Woman
Date: 2009-09-01, 1:22PM PDT
1. You are not a victim. No matter what happens to you, don't take the pussy route and blame the world for your misfortune. If you were sexually assaulted, verbally abused, etc and lived to tell about it; take your pain and help those who need it. Writing emo poetry isn't going to solve anything. 2. Invest in your education first, your looks second. Anyone can pay a plastic surgeon to look hot, but not everyone can read a book and do simple math. 3. No matter what you call it, having a 'man to take you shopping' is glorified prostitution. He wants you for your body, you want him for his wallet. Cut the crap and call it what it is. 4. Do not seek confidence in other people. Magazines, celebrities and most pop influences are there to make you feel like you're nothing. Don't buy into it. Those celebrities need your money to look fabulous. Invest in yourself, not hype. 5. Stop fueling gossip mongers [Perez Hilton, TMZ
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