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Point Whoring Sucks
So, I put up tit pics when I hit godfather. Just three, and they were tasteful... I mean, my guy even approved of putting them up, and the only one that he allows to see my whore side, is him. So, I've been gathering a lot of useless friends to get to Oracle, who I am going to delete once I get there. I keep getting guys in the SB telling me how nice my pics are. I always ask which ones. They say "all of them." So I go and look, and the only pics they've looked at are the tit pics. *sigh* Why are men such fags? Tit pics are now locked down to family only. Not that I expect a lot of views on them anymore... I'll probably take them down soon.

Him And Me
In the rain the pavement shines like silver All the lights are misty in the river In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight And all I see is him and me forever and forever - - - "On My Own" from Les Miserables

Jennie Eating
She picks the spoon up into the air All we can seem to do is stare She dips down in an arc so steep Drags it through the the food so deep She scoops some onto the utensil she uses at that time Lifting it to her lips should be a sin and a crime She glances up as her lips slightly part Her face a beautiful work of art The spoon passes between those luscious lips Food passes from the spoon to the tongue as it tips She drags it slowly out of her mouth To restart that deep arc south Over and over we watch with our eyes Waiting for the spoon to go back up on the rise

This Is Funny
If you need a laugh today, then > this should do it! > > Judas Asparagus > > > > A child was asked to write a book report on the > entire Bible. > This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes. > I wonder how often we take for granted that children > understand what we are teaching??? > > Through the eyes of a child: > The Children's > Bible in a Nutshell > In > the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was > nothing but God, darkness, and some > gas. The Bible says, 'The > Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older > than that. > Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone > did. > Then God made the world. > He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, > but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors > hadn't been invented > yet. > Adam > and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were > driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not > sure what they were driven in though, because they > di

Virus Update - Please Read
Once again - Not a funny column - Listen up. . . One news show says 'April Virus' *Confiker - (Don't ask me) - Virus is a 'super-serious threat' - - Virus is a gag. . . So: Virus may be real, dormant or already in your/my system. Best suggestions - I will be off line tomorrow; use your computer at work. Virus may be activated at ANY time - Watch for strange behavior - check your bank account, etc. - Do Not contact your friends 'til April 2 - *If you notice anything unusual at all try to reach 'Semantec' or 'Macaffee' websites - Virus is - specifically - designed to prevent you from reaching them. I don't know any more than that. Don't visit my profile - Don't rate this blog - I want to hear from my friends but I will be under the covers for a day. *Please leave me a message if anything at all happens - I'm as interested in this as you are. Best of luck, kids. J. in L.A. _O_

Ohio Man Charged With Drunken Driving On Bar Stool
NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph. Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial. I have nothing to say about this just though it was funny as hell lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Work For Fubucks And Auto's
I have photo shop 7.0 and love to play with it. If you have a pic you want touched up mail me and we can talk details. I can add a personal message, touch up imperfections such as scars, whiten teeth, change the color of your clothes.... and some other fun stuff. If you want a photo shopped pic let me know which pic and what you want done... make an offer and we can go from there. If you are not sure what is fair add that and I will try to suggest something. Happy snapping shutter bugs.

The Art Of Conversation
"The Art of Conversation is the Science of Articulation. The words and vowels we do stress as we focus on our emphasis." Remember boys and girls: coversation is not meaningless. Whatever we say or not say, we send a message. By interpreting the type of response we trigger in conversation through dialogue and body language, we can shape our messages to be most effective as possible. (Not necessarily affective in triggering an emotion or feeling, but effective as in producing the intended or expected result) What would you rather be: a Robot merely responding to commands in communication or a Warrior with your words?

Puts Life In Perspective
Today, my supervisor said that I had to go to a Memorial Service because we need to be prepared in case we have to give one. Well, First Sergeant put out that all Staff Sergeant and above have to go. Well, I begrudgingly went. Not that I did not want to pay my respect, but I know what happens. Well, out of the 30 something people in Rear Detachment who should have been there, there was two of us. The other is a guy that I'm pretty close to, and we always laugh and joke together. The memorial service was over in 1st Cavalry Division, and I was thinking he was killed in Iraq. I did not know the Soldier. I'm holding up pretty good, and the mention that PFC Gambles died in the barracks of a undetermined cause in his sleep. That was a wake up right there. 25 years old, and he died in his sleep. Now I just turned 31, and haven't done much with my life, but to know that it can end that easily. Then they got to the final part of the service. We bowed our heads

God And A Little Boy
He was just a little boy, On a week's first day. Wandering home from Bible school, And dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; He even found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy milkweed pod, And blew out all the 'filler.' A bird's nest in a tree overhead, So wisely placed up so high. Was just another wonder, That caught his eager eye. A neighbor watched his zig zag course, And hailed him from the lawn; Asked him where he'd been that day And what was going on. 'I've been to Bible School ,' He said and turned a piece of sod.. He picked up a wiggly worm replying, 'I've learned a lot about God.' 'M'm very fine way,' the neighbor said, 'for a boy to spend his time.' 'If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime.' Quick as a flash the answer came! Nor were his accents faint. 'I'll give you a dollar, Mister, If you can tell me where God ain't...' Have a great week! Psalm;91: The An

Whats Your Pleasure
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A Mastercard Wedding
A Mastercard Wedding This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especiall y wanted to tha nk the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. &nbs p; Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the b

Betrayal
Be-tray= 1-to help the enemy of(one's country, cause, etc.); be a traitor to b) to deliver or expose to an enemy traitorously, 2 TO BREAK FAITH WITH; FAIL TO MEET THE HOPES OF(she betrayed my trust in her), 3 to lead astray; DECEIVE, to SEDUCE then DESERT. According to Webster's dictionary, that's what betrayal means. But nothing starts explaining the emotions that come with being betrayed, feeling used, taken advantge of, being made into a joke, being fooled, being lied to. Perhaps one of the worse (if not the worst) of human traits. ~ One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope. ~ -Steven Deitz. Betrayal takes away a vital trait that makes us a loving people.....and that's trust. You never again trust people the same way, even if you've never met them. The fact that the human animal is capable of deceving to achieve whatever personal goals t

Husband Wanted
husband wanted A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get , married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are You? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'

Random Sex Acts Performed By My Top Friends And Family For Bling Packs For Me!
Yes, you read it right - Random sex acts performed by my Top friends and family for bling packs for ME! That means, you have your choice of whom you want to boink in my friends list. Prices vary. Minumum is 65 bling pack to me and up. No, none of my friends are aware of this. Think of it like surprise Buttsecks, we all like that, now don't we! Shhhh, please don't let my friends in on this. Listen - It's cheaper than paying a whore and less problems, ya feel me? NSFW's provided with enough sucking of my ass. Start the sharin' NOW! There will be NO refunds, if you can't get it up, that's your problem. Hey - they're legalizing Rape in Afganistan as long as you're married, women have to ask for PERMISSION to leave their homes there...this isn't nuthin'! **WARNING** PLEASE wear condoms, don't multiple any more. Thank you and good night!

Pless Hlep Me Out With This!!?
All she needs to get to prophet is 964,700 help me luv her up D she so sweet!! ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ☆ Club F.A.R.◊Club United◊Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar she will luv you back!! to she ROCKs pimpout by me

Toby Wayne Page
i remember the the day i got the call that you passed after a head on collision with an 18 wheeler i knew i couldnt be hearin rite, to this day i still cant believe its true that your nowhere to be found nowhere to be seen it still hurts almost 9 years later i still see your face how does one ever let go of somebody that put them through total hell growin up but as we all know those were the good ole days i miss those days but b4 the good lord took you away from us forever he made sure that you left us two little precious angels and what hurts the most is that i had my youngest on the day that you were taken away from us but it was 5 years after the fact and i didnt really even remember wat day exactly it was that the lord had taken you away to the heavens above but that is a day that i will never forget again bc i had my youngest little angel on that very day he will be three in may even though you never seen him i swear he looks and acts just like you i tell myself all the time i got

Mr. A Said It
"Let's start with some assumptions: 1) 2.7M members. . . at least half, but probably more than half are male. subtract about 700K repeat profiles (myself included) and let's assume 1M male members. 2) Of the 1M men, 90% are unable to make it past hello with you, because the first words out of their mouths are something akin to this: Baby, you so fine, my cock would look so good inside. . . etc etc etc. 3) Of the 10% remaining. . . 100,000. 90% of those are at least bright enough to know that they have to make at least polite conversation before you give up the goods. But that's their sole motivating purpose. . . so once it's clear you aren't going to budge. . . they're gone. 4) Of the 10% of those remaining. . . 10,000. 90% of those, while bright enough to know that you aren't going to give it up without polite conversation. . . aren't interesting enough to you to give the time of day. 5) So you're looking for about 1,000 guys who can 1) be respectful, 2) mean it, 3) car

Following Daniel's Rules
I don't know who Daniel is...but I stole this...so that is that ----------------------------------------- following daniel's rules created @ 2009-03-25 18:09:56 RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? steve, right now as a matter of fact [2] You were in the car with? Jen [3] Went to the mall with? outlet shops..no malls [4] Person you talked on the phone with? my sister [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Perfectly Inked T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? only in my dreams Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? true Q: Sat on a roof top? true Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? true Q: Broken a bone? false Q: Have shaved your head? omg, false Q: Played a prank on

Red Friday's
Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for a man... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him.. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I c

Invites
without trying to sound asinine or whatever i really dont want to blog or hang or drink with guys. unless your gay/trans or a woman im just not interested. When i joined i was overwhelmed by messages looking for hookups and such and all from males, look guys i dont hate its just im not interested. However any ladies looking for a drinking partner drop a line and i will check it out more often. Love Miranda

Incident At Cabela's
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?' He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.' She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. 'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At fi

One More Goodbye
Something I threw together.. It's been a while since I've written.. but here ya go One More Goodbye It's easier to say goodbye then I love you It's easier to shut out my thoughts Then to open my heart to you I wanted so badly To be able to tell you That your my every thought I can't see myself without you You held my heart in your hands But I closed my eyes before the tears could fall I wanted to show you my tears I wanted to let you know all my fears But would you still look at me the same If you knew everything I have been through I've always been good At hiding my emotions Until they get the best of me My words never come out like they should My mind gets cloudy And I always forget what to say When I love you is not said It's makes it so much easier Just to forget and walk away The wounds may never heal But it's something I'm used to I love you, can be the best healing words But it is something unspoken by me No words can descibe the feelin

To Let You Know Who I Am
most people i know call me wholeebob,but my name is Robert a Leonard i live in michigan. I was born in Ann Arbor in 1971 moved up north in 1973 to tustin mi I went to school in Marion mi and now i live just south of jackson michigan

How Much You Mean To Me...
From The Moment I Saw You... From The Moment I Looked Into Your Eyes... There Was Something About You... I Had Found A Once In A Lifetime... And A Treasure Thats Is Impossible To Find...When I'm With You, I'm Complete... To Hear Your Laugh... To See Your Smile... To Listen To Your Beautiful Voice... To Stare Into Your Eyes... Makes Me Complete... All I Want From You Is To... Hug You... Kiss You... Hold Your Hand... Hold You In My Arms... Why... Because You Are Everything To Me... To Me, Your My Friend, My World, My Heart, My Soul... I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With You... You'd Never Know How Far I Would Go For You... I Would Give My Life In the Place Of Yours... I Want You To Know... I Will Always Be There For You... When You... Need Someone To Talk To... Need Someone To Cry With... Need Someone Who Will Listen... Need Someone To Be Mad At... Need Someone To Lean On... Anytime You Need Me... Day Or Night... Know That... I Will Always

Hard Thoughts
everyone talks about what is faair and what isn't. well this is life its not fair and never will be. Though i feel pain as i right this. it is about me and everyone else if this touches you. When people needed you, you was always there for them. but when the tables turn are they there for you?. no instead they are off else where leaveing you to deal with it yourself. All through-out our lives we try to shape who we are but, its the people we keep around us that makes us who we are. and as we get older we all seem to come to these roads keep helping others and risj getting fucked over ( oh an you will me fucked over) or do you become the one doing the fucking over. eventually we have to decide to be the prey or the predator. in many ways we are all both and neither those who have good hearts and good intentions will make it out better in the end but of those owho use will always be the losers. but what of those who have become cold and hateful from the lives we have lead and the

Kitteh Kat
So I have a cat. Her name is Dory. She is black and cuddly. Too cuddly in fact. The damn thing won't leave me alone anymore! We've had her about 5 years. She was always kind of standoffish but would allow you to pet her a minute and take off. Was the perfect relationship. Not too much commitment on either side. But now the biznitch won't leave my side. No matter where I'm sitting she's on the arm, or back of all the furniture. She's constantly purring in my ear and begging to be petted. And she likes to lick my elbow. So to put this all in perspective...I have a high maintenance pussy

I Am Umm..
Yeah ok .. So imma try to do the impossible.. especially with a personality like mine.. i am going to cold turkey quit smoking i only have 2 smokes left So i will be on edge i will be moody.. but they say it gets better each day you get over.. just thought id let my avid readers n others ive directed to this know whats going on

03-31-09 Today's Joke!
A drunk guy invites his friends in for a tour of his new apartment after they drove him home after the bar they all were at - had closed ... Showing them his living room, the kitchen; then staggering up stairs to show his bath / guest room then he opens the door to master bedroom . . . His guest all glance at each other with a puzzled look as they all notice this huge GONG right beside his bed. Amused, one of the drunken host guest speaks up: "Hey, whats with the big GONG beside you bed?" "Gong?" the drunk replies in a slurring manner. "Thats not a gong, THAT'S A TALKING CLOCK"! "A talking clock"? His guest say in unison, looking at each other with a puzzled look. Holding up his finger as to continue, He stumbles over picking up the big mallet . . . Then he strikes the the GONG. As his friends keep a now more questioned glare at their host actions. Awaiting echo of the gong to end ...

Getting Started With A New Company
getting started with a new company is crapy.stuck in a hotel with a bunch of new just out of school guys that do nothing but bitch and wine.i cant wate to get my truck and get on the road.i am going to buy my first truck.but being stuck in this hotel with all these new guys is almost to much.well wish me luck.i should have my truck on thursday.do my best to update everyone.

Pictues
The last few days I been having so many people rip my pictures. I don't mine at all but when people just takes your picture without rating them. It Kind of starts to get to me. They can at leaste rate mine first before they take it I just had someone take about 30 or more. I left a message saying, "glad you like my pictures" she still didn't reply. instead she took about 5 more. so I blocked her, Maybe I over reacted but I got upset. Was I wrong? I don't mind people taking pictues not at all I just thought that was really rude. Maybe its just me. I dunno lol

Violent Tendencies A Poem By Me
Pain Ripping Tearing Breaking the flesh gleefully Blood Hot Wet Dripping in pools endlessly Betrayal Rage Hate Fueling these violent tendencies We all have them, the only thing that keeps us out of jail is how we deal with them. Painting, writing poetry and sketching are part of what keeps me sane, what do you do?

One Of Those Days
Today has been one of those days where I've felt like I've wanted to pull out all of my hair. It's just been bad and it has pissed me off more than a person could imagine. Let's see how it went for me. I have to start this last night because that's when I should have known it was going to be bad. I got a call from my boss saying she needed me to open. I was fine, didn't want to do it though. Then later on that night I hear screaming. My Mom and Step-Dad got into it again. Nothing new, I'm use to it. Then I'm being screamed at by my Mother because I say something about not wanting her to fall. Needless to say I was told I "hadn't seen nothing" and that I "didn't care". I knew that her yelling at me was just her being caught up in the moment but there I was sitting on the front porch crying. Stupid really now that I think about it, because not even half of everything else bad had even happened yet. Long story short....she was filling out divorce papers and I was suddenly left not kn

A Day In My Life
for once in my life it all seems so clear my end has come my end is near a thoughtless road approaches ahead the fork in the road leads me nowhere i turn from side to side puzzled at the mist covering the path for me an end dead ahead i stumble around looking for a break nothing inside but more heartache i trip and fall i never get up bliss is beside me once and for all you think your shoes should be filled all you do is gripe remember a day in my life

To Be A Friend Or To Be A Wallflower Friend
id be more than happy to try to be friends with all of those who add themselves to my page but unfortanately they dont talk to me my time here is limited Kudos to my family thats those who actually talk to me lol lotsa love for all of you andrea tina tho i havnt hearsd from u in a bit hope killa pussy papis new cadillac lol thanx so much

My Vacation
im going to washington dc and virginia and pennsylvannia i cant wait im going for a week i hate this stat im really getting sick of it and dealing with all the bullshit that is going on in mass .... it should be called drama ville lol im going the last week in july cant wait

Conficker Virus....a Must Read, Begins Midnite April Fools...
******* Makin sure ppl get this , it is getting covered up in bully's* The Microsoft Co. has put out a 250 K bounty on Person/Persons responsible for one of the most deadly comp virus' they have ever had to deal with.. """ Conficker """ The Virus name. They r also suggesting ppl shut down comps to be on the safe side...I will be doing so before midnite!!!! It made top news , so I am sure it is available anywhere on sites to research and make preparations for your comp!!! Called the April fool's virus...da*n hackers, hope they catch them!! Sincerely, Laura

Inside You
I want to step inside of you, And see the world the way you do. Run my fingers through your soul, Just to know all that you have been through. Look at things through your eyes, Know the beauty that you find deep inside. Touch your heart like no other can, Bring you back to my land. See how times moves for you, See what means the most to you. Dream of things like only you can, Experience you the way you have me. If I could do this just one time, Maybe I could make you fall in love with me. Make me know all about you, The same as you would know about me. Preceive things from your view, Always understanding you. Say I love you, And you would know that it was true. The same as I would, When I heard it from you. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

The Plan
You gotta love Robin Williams.......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.' 1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainde

Universal Health Care
Here in America, we are supposed to be a country that is for the people, so why don't we take care of our people? What I am referring to is our health care crisis. Maybe not all people see this, but many do. Take Hilary Clinton for example; she proposed a system of universal health care for us here in the U.S because she too noticed the deficiency of the current system that we do have. It might not have been carried out, but at least she opened the eyes of many Americans who knew little about other health care options. If you believe that the system we have now is just fine, I would like you to explain your reasoning. Then I would like to ask you: If we have such a great health care program, then why are we going to have to watch over 18,000 people die this year alone due to the fact that they don't have, and can't afford, health care? And why are we going to have to witness hundreds more who will lose a limb or be severely wounded, and all they can do is attempt to patch themselves

Read Im Sorry
Im sorry That I bought you roses to tell you that i like you. I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry That I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry That I am actually nice, not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy. I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4 am when your new man hit you and dropped you o

Wen Do U Knw Wen Da Relationshp Is Not Working Anymore:
WE ALL HAVE BEEN WIT PPL DAT WASNT MAKEING US HAPPY ANYMORE BT WE STILL STAYED THERE TO MAKE SHYT WORK..THRU CHEATING ABUSE ETC....SO TELL ME WEN U KNW ITS JUS NT GNE WORK....

Tomorrow I Will Bury My Friend
It was in 2003 I'd met a friend on my 360 yahoo. He was a very nice gentleman and we'd had coffee together on several occasions. There was nothing sexual involved because he was more like a father figure. 2008 was a bad yr for me I'd let myself go. Just didn't care about nothing anymore. I was like a whirl wind spiraling out of control. I did what I wanted when I wanted, drank uncontrollably and just ignored all health signs that things were about to get worse for me. He was there, he helped me see what I'd become. This friend watched from a distance till he could watch no more. He helped me through my life of upheaval. I have him to thank for the change in me and the respect I now have for myself and life in general. I have been saddened by the loss of my friend. Sunday I received a call from his son saying that he'd passed away. I believe I cried like I never cried before. I felt the loss big time, I felt empty like someone had taken away someone I'd known forever. My husband held me

Stupid Encounter #10 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
->benji: yeah you would you nasty fuck i'm glad i use disposable razors benji: with your razor ->benji: i dare you to go fuck yourself with a rusty razor benji: i dare u to shut up ->benji: benji i dare you i dare you to say it in there ->benji: well your dubass shoula went and read my profile... your rude for not reading my profile... if you did you would of had the answer... and what you to pussy to say it in the lounge? benji: go away rude ass ->benji: cause i only give it to people that actully want to get to know me first benji: y? ->benji: i dont give out my yahoo messenger on here benji: benji: u are cute u have yahoo messenger hun ->benji: hi benji: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii benji@ fubar

Vibrator Mistake
SO one of the guys @ work today is selling his house and was talking about always having to leave @ the worst times so his Realtor could show it. That reminded me of the time that me and the first ex-wife were house shopping and as we were taking a tour of the house in the master bedroom the owner of the house left out on her night stand behind a picture her pink vibrator. As I walked though the house I looked for pictures on the wall of the " housewife " to satisfy my curiosity to whom it belonged to and never did so I still wonder to this day whom the love toy belonged to... D

Notthatbad Birthday Blog
M imikimi - Customize Your World! M M Notthatbad"Peter"Member of the Llama Levelers Family is Celebrating his Birthday Today!Drop by and show him some Mad Love:) notthatbad * Llama levelers*can someone buy me so my ex is happy she is off my profile page thanx@ fubar M M Happy Birthday FromYour Llama Levelers Family:)Bully Created ByJoAnna Co-Founder of The Llama Levelers:)

Guys
Isn't it funny how a guy who doesnt even know me ask me do i like to suck dick... well sure I like to suck dick do u like to eat my pussy well I have standards and for you to come out like that before i even add u as my friend well uhh lets think that is why u did not get added Have some damn Respect I am just your average Irish Babe and dont need no pervert on my page.... I have naughty pics for the real men that respect me as a human bein and for the record I love to suck dick for them man that loves me and there is only one that can Love a Bytch such as Myself ~ Irish

Lil' Devil
Little Devil of dream delight, Come share with me this wondrous night; Come share with me your bless’d kiss, Lost in a moment of rapturous bliss. Hold me in your arms, warm and tight. Angelic dreams have taken flight, Lifting me up to ecstatic heights! Oh, Heaven can’t compare to this, Little Devil! Gently I stir in the morning light, Waking to such a lovely sight; The remnants of our sacred tryst. Now that you’re gone, I dearly miss Your touch, your breath with all my might! Oh, Lil’ Devil…

Advice
Ok everyone...Now is your chance to help a homie out... I am still very confused on a lot of things on this website and am trying very hard to understand..so lets see what happens...everyone should give me advice about anything and everything so I can get the hand of this...Ready...Set....GO!

People I'd Meet
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who will like me for me. Someone who is honest and straight up! It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. It is important that a man makes you laugh. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. Love {la-huv} (verb) Gives someone the ability to destroy your heart, but trusting them enough not to! A TRUE MAN DOES NOT NEED TO ROMANCE A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY NIGHT. A TRUE MAN ROMANCES THE SAME GIRL THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

Life Is One Big Argument.
So yeah, here it is. You go through each day, and there's always at least one argument you either have, or privileged to be near when it happens. Now, typically I just semi-iggy(ignore)the ones I'm just lucky enough to pass by. Now a good intelligent argument is awesome, sitting around a table drinking Starbucks whatever. :D The ones I wind up involved in, though, are the ones that make life a ball of fun. First, I have to stop doing what I gotta do. Then, defend my view of the world and what it's taught me. This is just to satisfy some goofnut who either doesn't get it or needs OMG attention (yawns). How is it, that some people never have a thought of their own. They have to jump on someone else's popularity wagon, but when it's their turn to be confronted on it. They look like a complete moron and waste everyone's time, all because they just want to be little lost sheep following every other lost sheep. Too lazy to decide for themselves and make their own story.

Asshole
My response to his mumm Wow all i can say is punisher you have more issues then time magazine. all i can say is are you mad cus she is way out of your class? can't take the heat? I can tell you she is a great person, But you will never know that. Also goes to show you adultness you have to make a mumm to try and belittle her? Yea. Way to go. Grow up. This site has an age limit and cleary you have not hit it yet. Sometimes people act like there shit don't stink.. maybe he needs to chase his own tail. To get a wiff of that swamp ass

Good Lord....
I`m in a bad mood. I hate that person. I`m just gonna go chew some fucking gum. Like seriously I`m just going to chew some gum and let her take what she wants. Eh see if I care. Let her one up me what ever. I`m just sad and disappointed right now I suppose.... ....Update..... Oh sweet...my point still wasnt made across

Replaced?
By now you've finally heard that Vince was arrested in Florida for beating up a hooker. Well to be fair to Vince the hooker allegedly started the fight by biting poor Vince. He kicked her ass pretty good too. Maybe she would have fared better if she had one of these. Cock Shot from Invisible Engine on Vimeo.

Who Was Ur Last???
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? JENNY [2] You were in the car with? My brother [3] Went to the mall with? Myself [4] Person you talked on the phone with? slave princess [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? GLORIA T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your fu-family? False Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? True Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? drink [2] Be serious or be funny? Funny [3] Go to the beach or mountains? beach

Eyes...
If you can't tell, I'm an "eyes" man. You're in love or you're not you just can't fake it The eyes do say a lot they can make or break it So show me what ya got baby I can take it Forget 'bout what ya bought the contacts just don't make it

Final Straw
Well I just dont believe it....I said to myself maybe ill try just one more time today.....so I began rating...(against my better Judgement).....I came across one individual whos status said "Autos 11 pinch my cherries hard will trade bling pak"...I thought to myself ok lets do this...so after rating 2125 pics out of 2350 pics this individual was soooooooooo cordial she changed her status to "who wants to trade bling paks"......I was like ohhh no you didnt just do that.....well....YES she did and didnt even have the common courtesy to even come give me a page rate at minimum.....let alone the bling pak....this spun me into a frenzy of pissed offness Ive never known before.....so just for shits and giggles since i was out of 11s to give i found 5 more people with auto 11s running...I rated fanned thier page and also gave each 25 pic rates...guess what??? Not a fukkin thing in return........so with this I am DONE..Finished...Finito.....Ive had my fill of these greedy ass ignoramous se

April Fool's Ideas
Some of these are hilarious! Enjoy YOUR April Fool's Day! Scrape the cream out of oreo cookies and fill them with white toothpaste!. Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!. Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once. Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it. If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer. If you work in a restaur

New Internet Worm Set To Attack April 1
A cyber Trojan worm is expected to hit millions of computers on April 1, but whether it will unleash a harmless April Fool's joke or a dastardly criminal plot, no one knows. The Canadian Internet Registration Authority (CIRA) has issued a warning about the latest version of the Conficker worm, which could potentially have infected any computers running a Microsoft operating system. CIRA, which manages Canada's dot-ca (.ca) domain name registry, says that the worm will force infected computers to connect randomly to about 50,000 web URLs a day beginning April 1. But what could happen when those computers reach those websites is anyone's guess. Files on the websites could instruct the worm to do anything from steal passwords or banking information, to delete a person's hard drive to simply sending spam messages. As CTV's technology expert Kris Abel explains, computer researchers made a breakthrough this week that will allow network administrators the ability to remotely ident

I Know This Poem Is Kinda Gay But I Wrote It Cuz Of Someone I Wuz With For 7 Years Jus Up And Left Me Plz Leave Comments
Because of you im broken, Broken beyond repair, You took my heart and made it dissapear, Life was sweet with you, But life just aint right without you, Now im always blue, I am sick and you are my cure, I will always love you of this im sure, But because of you im broken, You left for reasons unspoken, Left me without a clue, I am broken and cant be fixed, You took part of me with you, I want to be alright, But i cant when i cant hold you at night, Im broken and you can help but wont cuz your not right.

I Wrote This Last Year After I Tried To Commit Sucide Plz Comment
Sometimes we have to remind ourselves to hold on, When it seems there is no one left that cares, When the feelings you have are too much to bear, When you want to go on with life but just ain't sure, Think of all the pain others will endure, When it seems everything in life is gone, Just tell yourself to hold on, Think of all the things you do in life, Then think when you're dead what you'll do, When it feels there is nothing in life for you, Then think of when you leave all the stuff you'll lose, Life is hard for everyone just in different ways, So when it seems too hard don't forget you're not alone, Just take time and think what life would be like if you don't hold on

I Wrote This 5 Years Ago But Plz Let Me Know What U Think
Now it seems everything in life is gone, I'm back where I never wanted to be again, All alone, Now I'm searching for my will but it's lost within, Mixed in with all the pent up aggression, Turning into pure sin, Why must life be so tuff, Is 18 years of hell not enough, Maybe if I can gather the strength it'll be alright again, I can start all over and give these mental wounds time to mend, But how long until the next ending, How long until I get lost within my own darkness, If I end it all now I won't have to worry about these things, I also won't have to worry about the good life does bring, Deep within there is unimaginable hate, But for now it can't escape.

My Bio
I'm originally from Racine, WI, which is just south of Milwaukee, WI for those of you who aren't from WI. I'm a civilian 9-1-1 dispatcher for the Milwaukee County Sheriff since 2000. I love my job and have some interesting stories, some funny, some not funny. I enjoy being on the back of a Harley and going for a ride on my day off. I have friends that take me out for a ride as I can't afford one of my own. Someday I will own one. I am into the paranormal big time and have had a few ghostly encounters myself. I'm not what you would call a "sensative" or a "seer". But then again, we all are at one point. I do not belong to any Paranormal Investigators groups, nor any cults. Either you believe in it or you don't. I don't judge people for what they believe or don't believe in. I am not God, and therefore, do not judge people at all. My user name? Well I suppose it's a combo of an actual company and also from a lot of my guy friends that have called me that. I actually am p

Is Your Love The Bomb?!?!?
New Contest People!! Fu-Married Couples Only! To Enter You Must Submit A Pimped Out Picture Of You & Your Fu-Lovey By Friday 3rd. It Can Be A GIF,Morph,Photoshoped, Ikimied, Ect. But It Must Have Both Of You On It. Be Creative! Contest Will Open Friday Nite April 3rd @ 7pm Fu-Time End Friday Nite April 10th @7pm Fu-Time. All Comments & Rates Will Be Added Together For Top Score. Winner MUST HAVE OVER 300 Rates on their pic to Quailify to Win. Prizes: Two Cherry Bombs and a Three day blast to brag about your love. Brought To You By: Wonder Woman

Thank You!!!
This goes out to all that helped me out in a bit of a rough time for me!I really do appreciate all of the real friends that stood by me during this time! DEPRESSION IS NOT A JOKE LIKE MOST PEOPLE THINK IT IS.IT CAN BE AT TIMES VERY PAINFUL AND UNFORGIVING.THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT UNDERSTAND IT ARE THE PEOPLE THAT SUFFER FROM IT!THERE ARE TIMES WHEN IT SEEMS THE WHOLE WORLD IS FIGHTING AGAINST YOU AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS BE ALONE.BUT BEING ALONE CAN BE AN ENEMY IN ITS SELF.SO IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THAT YOU KNOW IS SUFFERING FROM IT SHOW THEM LOVE.A SIMPLE HUG GOES A LONG WAY,EVEN JUST TO BE A GOOD FRIEND AND SIT AND LISTEN TO THAT PERSON.SOMETIMES ALL IT TAKES IS GOOD FRIENDSHIP AND SOME BIG SHOULDERS OF A "GOOD FRIEND" TO HELP OUT SOMEONE THAT IS SUFFERING FROM IT!!!! JUST TO EVEN LET SOMEONE THAT IS SUFFERING FROM THIS THAT YOU WILL BE THERE FOR THEM HELPS OUT A LOT.JUST KNOWING THAT I HAD A REAL GOOD AND CLSO FRIEND HERE BY MY SIDE WAS A BIG HELP!!ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU FROM THE

Gfr
I know GFR has treated me well. But theres a few that shafted alot of ppl for being loyal to the gfr name. I was one of those ppl that got screwed over. For some reason I am still compelled to go into gfr. There has been many firings and ppl quiting gfr cause of the bullshit. There are a few others that are staff that never go in there and have loyalties else where. But how can someone have loyalties to other places still be staff in gfr? Oh wait I know why, they are fakes and tell the owner everything he wants to hear!!!!!!!!!

For My Girl Vixen Bella!
What a shameless Vixen!!Guess who's having a Happy Hour tonight @ 9PM FuTime?AND running Auto 11's?AND running bombs?Viχεή ßεℓℓα ♥ [[ƒ*m*ƒ]]@ fubarShe's on her way to Prophet, and she's guaranteed to get there tonight! Isn't she freakin fantabulous? And ohhhhh sooooooooooo HAWT!She's randomly blinging people who show her love! It's her first ever Happy Hour, so lets make it a good one!She has a Cherry Bomb album... Wanna pop her cherry?She's paying paying 25K for 250 rates.Bomb her for 30K in FuBucks!!Remember, this is valid ONLY during her Happy Hour on Tuesday! PM her for pay on the rates, she'll see the bomb automatically! *muahs*

Buliding
I have several friends, Who are as flamboyant and open as anyone else. Still, there are the people that choose to stay away, Be on their own, Surround themselves with walls. I've always wondered why? Why put walls up? To keep people away from them, Because they're too afraid of being hurt? To protect themselves from heartbreak? Or is it possible that these are not walls of cowards? That these people are actually just curious, To see who is willing to try and tear them down? I have several friends who would build walls around them, And they would tell me, that it was fear ofbeing hurt, by a relationship or a friend. i have always looked down on that, simply because i see someone new, and i choose to let them in, until they have hurt me. when that day comes, i wont lie, i lose trust in that person, but i wont walk away from them. I never realized until just now, that "I" build walls, only to see who is willi

Update
This is just a quick update from the last blog. I called and put my name on a waiting list for a transitional living place. It's a place with case management and all that jazz with the ability to live there up to a year and is income based. I have to call weekly to let them know I am interested and they said it could be up to 6 weeks before they call me for a phone interview and the one on one. I put my name on this when I first came back from Germany, did the phone interview and had the one on one scheduled, but I chickened out plus had no way to get to the interview Now I have a way. Am I scared? Hell YES!

A Shot In The Darkness
Well lately I have confounded the wise and I have laid my emotions to rest. my heart in shambles, picking up the pieces isnt easy, but im not alone. and with every new endeavor comes a new outlook in life. im tired of this, and i will let it die. amidst the darkness... comes light. in the most beautiful of kinds. my dear friend i love you. armed with a flashlight and that dazzling smile i came to you with my doubt and my fears the heart i pinned to my sleeve had become a mess of tears on the floor as you bent to pick up the mess i had made our eyes connected and our hearts touched you have changed my life. late nights become our emotional burial grounds riddled pieces clutter the floor the sounds of laughter drown out the breaking of two hearts that had once been long tarnished hope flutters, leaving our heads spinning wishing this night could last forever the dimming of our eyes tells us its time ill be waiting, wishing, hoping to find love in the eyes that loo

Butterfly
Tears do fall in trillions, battles linger on. Forgotten empty glasses break as if alive. Purple butterflies, they fly and fly ... and fly! Never to gain the speed, of a million dragonflies. Turtles slowed by life, they look and look ... and look! Stunned by what they see, too bad they can't see me. Bottlecaps are opened to lye upon the ground. Misplaced by little children, laughing with no sound. The phone rings off the hook, it rings and rings ... and rings! Never to catch a break from gossip on the street. The pen it never stops it writes and writes ... and writes! Tired from loss of ink and emotions from the heart. Who's here to save you now? My darling butterfly, lost within the glass-less life, of a forgetful yearning soul.

Dad
They put him in prison for what he did I know it was wrong But he was making ends meet. He had to leave behind his woman, all his kids, and the rest of his family and friends. He got caught and now he's doing his time He's stuck living with, all kinds of men. Spare time he lifts weights, to stay in shape though I know he rather be out. I wish I could visit him, but just don't think I could One day maybe my mind will change, and I can visit and say "I still love you dad"

Fallen Agel
You stand in the darkness alone Your hair is black NO kindness it seems this world has shown To you the feelings of Joy,Love,Happiness,and gladness you lack You have cuts upon your wrist You have no more tears You walk in the lonely mist No longer caring for any earthly fears The pain you face The things you feel You already lost the race Before death once you knelled You face the loneliness alone Of what happen to you is not even sure Tears to you is unknown But maybe there is a cure All on your body are scars It shows your past They go back far No one remembers them but for you they last Your face shows no kindness only grief Across your back is a scar at an angle The loneliness of this world is nothing for your deeper underneath Because your a fallen angel

Busy Means Available To Talk?
This seems to happen to me A LOT online: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Flashesbas...: what do ya do? ->Flashesbas...: kinda busy at work Flashesbas...: not gonna talk? Flashesbas...: how are you today hun? ->Flashesbas...: hi Flashesbas...: hi ------------------------------------------------------------------ So I tell you I'm BUSY at work and they always follow up with "What do you do?".....GENIUS! I'M BUSY! Since you obviously have all the free fuckin' time in the world how about you READ MY PROFILE! All my info is in there. Why is that so god damn fucking challenging? I mean...I don't even think that requires a brain cell to know that if someone is busy they can't talk....

Haters
It's funny. After the haters come back and get pissy they immediately rate a 1, say some crafty waaa. and then block so you can't comment back. Oh yeah and just so I'm clear. The ratings are for the pictures, not necessarily the person. Keep it up though. It is at the least entertaining. -G-

Heavens Door
Knocking on heavens door, Hoping your not to busy, To answer my call. I dont think I can stay much longer, The pain is taking over, I am getting weaker, Instead of getting stronger. Nurses constantly at my bed, Checking my heart rate, And changing the bandage, Around my head. Horror-filled flashes when I close my eyes, Never going away, Always with me, Please.. I tried I still see, That little boy, Chasing that puppy, So filled with joy. I tried to brake, I tried to swerve, But the horror, That filled me, Killed every nerve. Knocking on heavens door, I cant live any longer, Please take this call..

Little Peice Of My Art
Dance With Me the pain reminds us that nothing in life is made to last slow dancing in a puddle of mixed blood and broken glass if you cannot keep the pace with me through the darkness don't even bother provoking me when it has come to pass I am the angel playing russian roulette with the devil six chambers,three shells...I got a 50 percent chance spin the wheel,cock the hammer and another hollow click watching the devil sweat more the longer that we dance I am not built to give up and I am not wired to give in so,take this as your only warning before you approach me I will take you past the boundary lines of life and death only if you trust and keep up,will you make it out safely

Dreams Do Come True
Hi everyone. I have recently come to the conclusion that dreams can come true. I am in the process of starting my own Private Investigation firm! I have the experience required by the state of Texas to do this, and it now looks like i may have funding from the state as well! I was a PI for 3 yrs back in the late 90's, and have always wanted to do my own company. Its finally happening now, and i couldnt be more thrilled!

Thunder
I wake up to the sound of ice I feel sadness in my gray life. Clouds grow clear As rain streams through My world is so black without you. I feel anger as the sky shakes I'm tired of living a life so fake Thunder strikes and I'm too scared Lightening breaks my heart As I crumble inside myself and fall apart. Hail falls to the damp ground As I try to scratch my way out. For this pain has trapped me underneath I feel so misplaced Waiting for the weather to change...

Not Enough
I could write about how much you mean to me. And how much I really care. Or how I feel in your arms. And even more about when you're not there. I could write about your smile. And how it brightens my day. And how holding your hand, Everything in the world fades away. I could write down our memories. Every single moment we've spent together. The times we were silent. And the times that were filled with laughter. I could write everything down. And explain it word for word. And it still wouldn't explain, How much you mean in my world

Never
If giving up is so easy, than why am I so hurt? I try to make things better, turns out i make them worse. I never thought I'd do this, only because i care a lot I'm gonna tell you that we are done and nothing can make me stop. I'm tired of all the lies you've told I'm tired of faking smiles I'm done for good this time theres no more "break up for a while"s If you know exactly what you put me through if you know the pain I'm in then why are you repeatedly doing this to me, I'm sick of giving in. Being with you, my biggest regret "I love you" your biggest lie. I'm not gonna act all depressed and moody 'cause guess what? i don't wanna die. i have things i wanna do in life, theres people i wanna see, places i wanna go i have in mind what i wanna be i may not be the smartest but I'm smarter, so much smarter than you loving you used to be a priority, Another thing i don't have to do i know it'll hurt me more, more and more each day but my heart is healing from the cu

Love
I lost control of everything because i wanted something i became selfish not caring who i hurt in the process iv apologized a million times but did it once more i took it all for granted and am now left with nothing i have no one left to blame cause I'm the only one standing i regretted what happen but would do it again in a heart beat i got on my knees and begged for him back but then got on my knees once more i took a big chance on something that was wrong i broke the biggest rule without thinking of the consequences i don't think cause it wouldn't get me anywhere i separated myself to make you love me more iv let you push me around cause i didn't want to loose you i asked myself a million times what was happening to me and then i learned its this thing called love

Magic Ninjas
me and my grandma jan are talking now. we have not talked sense last fall. she is worried about my dad just like i am. i cant force him into rehab. he has to want to the help...it sucks but there is nothing i can do. im worried that he is going to die and it sucks. my other grandma had a storke and im worried about her 2...it all fuckng sucks. im not one to handel death very much. i cant belive that my dad asked me to cut him..it dont help anything it just makes matters worse.

Perfection
as they ask again, "Are you sure you're not perfect?" I smile and laugh, he hasn't got a clue, He doesn't know what I've been through, It's good though, I'm happy like this, So I say, "No hun, once again, I'm not." He looked to the sky, holding me by the waist, Whispering to me while we were embraced, "Well gorgeous, even if you're not perfection, You're so close to it I can't see the difference." I laughed at him as he stared into my eyes, "Do you think this is perfection?" I compromise, He answers with a few words of his own, "This isn't close, it's ... so much more."

Yeah...
NEWARK, Ohio - A 28-year-old man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool, Ohio authorities said. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. When asked by the dispatcher whether he hit his head inside the bar, the friend replied, "Um, no, he was riding the bar stool ... a motorized bar stool." The bar-stool rider, was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. He told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph. He has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

Say_hey_ (tx Stud )
I'm Pimping out my new owner you might already know him and be real good friends with him, if not then you are missing out. He is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have him as a friend. And he is fabulously sweet & sexy!! He has them AUTO11's running if you need to level come on by and level up on him. Add Him, Fan Him, And Rate, Him Bling Him. Why Are You Still Reading This Go Show Him Sum Fu Loving! Say_Hey_ (Tx Stud ) Tell Him his new slave Bratte sent you to spank him real hard....oh he likes it alot!! Bully Brought To You With Love: ♥Bratte♥

My Leg!
Ok last night had a migraine! Took meds, then it started storming, been in a hurricain and tornado don't sleep, so took a xanax! Went back to bed, they make thirsty, so went downstairs to get a drink, my 8 month old lab follows me everywhere! I tripped over her, fell down the stairs hit the hardwoods and I am toast! Pain klllers are great, but I was training for a marathon! I am so bummed! Ok Good news for once, MRI this morning said just a hairline fracture and no broken tail bone!!! Just bruised up and on crutch for about 4 to 6 weeks! The pain killers are great though!! Thanks for all well wishes!!!

Just An Idea
My son calle dme up the other day and said that he heard on TV that someone had did a study and figured out that if they gave all the low income people in the US 2 million dollars that it would fix the economy. I agree but not exactly how they put it. lets sstart off with the fact they want to bail out the auto industry with 700 billion dollars. first they are never going to follow the guidelines for using that money anyway and its just going to keep going the same as it has. so lets go a differant route. lets start with sending 2 million dollars to each and every tax payer in the US. not the ones outside, not the non registered, not the illeagals, just the people that file every year, low, middle and high income so no one gets left out. okay now that we covered that. what would you do? if your like a large portion of the population, you would buy or pay off your house. lets think about that for a second, the realestate industry is on its heals right now aswell right? so ho

Makes Ya Think!!!
You could have heard a pin drop When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to hel p the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carri

Something To Think About
Something to consider (...and what I've been saying for years now) by Pam Geller I am a student of history. Professionally, I have written 15 books in six languages, and have studied history all my life. I think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is just a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes, these exist, but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a sharper focus. Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about 10 - 15 years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two. We demand and then codified into law the requirement that our banks make massive loans to people whom we know could never pay back? Why? We learned recently that the Federal Reserv

I Don't Get It....
I don't get it... how you can go out and spend a day with someone, have alot of fun, tell them you'll call or IM later, then fuckin ignore them for a week..... Then after like a week call them up and want to go hang out for the day again and have a wonderful time.... then ignore them again. I JUST DON'T GET IT! I just don't understand the wishy-washy bullshit... I wish people would just make up their damned minds... You need to think for yourself and stop letting other people control what you think, say, and do... And people need to stop worrying about what everyone else is doing and fuckin worry about what they are NOT doing..... Thanx for reading... more next time I have a WTF.... Later

Stop By & See Why He's So Irr3sistibl3....auto 11s On
autos on for the 1st time ever he has 2.5 mil until he reaches godfather status with over 1000 pics to rate & a folder 2 be bombed IRR3SiSTiBL3 *AkA Mr. vAiN ~ OWNER OF FU-GROUPIES~@ fubar this bully brought 2 u by: ~Ch3rrYLiSciOuS~OWNER OF FU-GROUPIES~Pu$$yCatPlaymate~OWNED ALWAYS BY IRR3SiSTiBL3~@ fubar & ƒℜεακŠt★ℜ~Pu$$yCatPlayMateBB~☆h0n3ym00n3r 2 tWeek☆@ fubar

Communication
It is my feeling that maintaining a good relationship (be it online or face to face) is part of living healthy and happy. Our communication skills are important to maintaining these relationships that help us to be healthy and happy. How is it that YOU communicate? How often do you communicate? Do you initiate conversation? The people we interact with on a regular basis see us at our best and at our worst. (Online communications in most instances are seemingly one dimensional and leave lots of room for miscommunication). We would like a healthy overflow of those best moments. Communicating wisely and effectively can help us. No one likes to be offended and no one likes to be insulted/ignored. These are common sense statements, but it is amazing how often this is ignored. The lack of providing the same etiquette for online communications that would be extended face to face can cause the undesired effect of feeling insignificant or insulted by the abuse of one’s time. Always take i

Next Week's Host Zacchaeus With Musical Guest Pilatus
Palm Sunday five days from now is going to be pretty busy for me. Not that last Sunday two days ago wasn’t … it was the day of our annual Sunday school carnival where we’ve set up games, serve lunch, and hold a silent auction to raise money for summer camperships at Camp Metigoshe for our church’s Sunday school kids and youth whose parents can’t afford to send them with their own money. (The parish education committee I’m on has need-based tests for aid I think need to be stricter, but that’s a whole other bailiwick.) It was also the day that when I got to church with Martha and the kids our Sunday school superintendent Karn caught up with me and asked me to teach Sunday school that morning. Sue, the regular teacher for Parable Playhouse, our puppet-based ministry class, had gone to Trinity Hospital Saturday due to complications from a stroke she had a few days before. I’m not sure why it took three days from when Sue had that stroke to when she got checked into the hospital, ex

Flat Tire!!
Subject: a flat Yesterday I had a flat tire on Ih 35,so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road & carefully got out of the car,opened the trunk and took out two cardboard men. I proceeded to unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic,they looked so life like,dressed in trench coats,you couldn't tell they were fake. While facing the oncoming traffic the trench coats were exposing their nude bodies to passsers by. I proceeded to change my tire. Well, to my surprise,cars started stopping and driving by very slow.Everyone thought they were real,well, of course, traffic was backing up,creating a traffic jam. People started honking their horns and waving like crazy,well, it wasn't long before the cops came. Pulling up behind me ,he got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper ! He shouts,"What's going on here?" I reply calmly,"my car has a flat tire. " He says,"What

Dj Dannie Dreamer
PRESENTS DJ DANNIE DREAMER TEARIN' UP THE AIR WAVES HE WANTS YOU TO COME CHAIN IT UP WITH HIM COME DO A REQUEST OR TWO HE WILL FILL THEM ALL COME ON IN TO EXCALIBUR WHERE THE TUNES SPIN AND THE FUN BEGINS THE FUN IS WAITING FOR YOU

Bling Auction! Ends 4/3/09 @ 9pm Futime/ 12am Est.
I HAVE 3 CREDITS UP FOR AUCTION! YOU CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN 3 1(one) CREDIT BLINGS OR 1 3(three) CREDIT BLING! AUCTION ENDS ON 4/3/09 @ 9PM FUTIME/ 12AM EST. THERE ARE NEW BLINGS SO COME BY AND BID!! Click pic to bid:

Twitterpated
Spring is the time where Twitterpation is most often seen. In my back yard is a perfect example. Every night, two by two, come the possums, the raccoons, the deer (although they were both does, so I do not know how that works out ultimately). By day there are the male and female bluejays, cardinals, sparrows, swallows, robins, doves, and squirrels. Nature has added a pond to my back yard. Its a gigantic mudpuddle, but to twitterpated ducks - a male and a female - it is the perfect place to swim. My cat also enjoys the new addition to the scenary. Stealthfully he made his way over the brush pile that I put in to place in order to combat any zombie attack - see the blog E.Z.A.D. - ENTITIES of ZOMBIE ATTACK DEFENSE - and there he still sits, ever so hopeful that the ducks might swim his way. Speaking of Twitterpated things. I just joined Twitter. Its really important that I be able to tell the world what it is I want to say. Minute, by minute, by minute - in excrutiating detail.

Wicked Things
wonder oh what wicked things you bring, do they bite claw or sting, Nah they say but words of flase desire, Only to make ur heart race higher, Oh what wicked things have come this way, holding your attention close to their sway, In ways no man can resiist, they enter our lives with a fateful twist, SO beware those oh so wicked things, fore they come not crawling or on feathered wings, They walk beside us on these dreadful days, Beware those oh so wicked things,

Running
I like dreaming under the night sky when my two sleeping beauties will stop on by Bringing there smiles along with their radiant glow chasing one another playing red light, yellow light , green light go Our bond is uncompromising and unconditional never to be confused with anything seasonal As endless is the ever expanding universe we see so are the days we share with this love set free We don't need dreams to feel this bliss but know that even when apart in the wind is a kiss No one can eclipse our super nova brillance this is our time to enjoy lifes dance

Brwneyedgirl35
Just got the word that Lisa(Brwneyedgirl35) is out of surgery, is quite sore but doing well....actually the message was sent to me at 12:05 but I just woke up....lol Wtg Lisa! Make em hand on you wait & foot! LOL, u know what I mean... Lovs ya Biatch!

Pistols At Dawn: Pedro Gets Into A Disagreement
A few years ago I was part of a project that had me working with what we call “end users” in the I/T industry. These are the people that get the glorious benefits of our service, though from their perspective, they only need to call us when something goes wrong. Those overnighters we pull to make sure everything is working in the morning go unnoticed, unheralded, and in most cases unrewarded, but back to my story. We were pushing out a large upgrade to all the desktops and laptops in the company, which in most cases meant some software had to be re-installed on the end user’s PC. I was one of the lead techs in the project, and not to toot my own horn, I was pretty damned good at it. I was in our area, just working on a couple things, when the Project Manager, Larry, walked in and asked me if I could go take a look at someone who said they were having a problem. It wasn’t one that I had originally looked at, but I usually got the second look calls, because I could work through them

From The Shadows
In this world i have seen it all, always watching never standing tall, without a word i let things go by, as i look up to a darkend sky, was it worth it i call aloud, watching an empire crumble to the ground, no stone is harder then my own heart now, i set in the shadows wishing i never knew what i know now, Now i set upon a shattered wall, never did i have my own home to call, I shall make these shadows my home, so i said good bye as i waist away to bone.

Points
Auto 11s..... This is just for me really. I am a non VIP status and rewarded 56 points for rating a VIP's picture with auto 11s. To rate a folder of 250 pictures, I get 14,000 points. To rate a folder of 100 pictures, I get 5,600 points. I have yet to check the points without being sh^tfaced. ________________________________________________ Simply a 10.... Heres the kicker. To rate a picture a normal 10, I get 2 points. The VIP member I rated with that normal 10, received 13 points. So for me to rate 250 pictures on a VIP (I hear VIPS get a few more points) I get 500 points and the get 3250 points. Doing the math, 100 pictures rated a 10 is just 200 points in my favor and just 1,300 in theirs. ________________________________________________ Cherry Bombs. Those having a bomb active and rating auto 11s and an album of 250 pictures get 29,375. Rate a person without auto 11s running and its 14,688. The person rated without having autos or a VIP status gets 13,750. So of course, pe

The Greatest Man I Know
Last night I came really close to loosing one of the most important people in my life. His name is Jim, I call him my papi, alot of you know him as Dj Loc n Load. Now what I did is not important to tell you all right now. Just know it was bad enough to really hurt him and I feel so bad about that. I never intended to hurt my papi, he is the best thing that has ever happened to me. When I first met him it was here on fubar. We lived 4 hours from each other but talked all of the time. He became my best friend. Over a short time we became so close that him, his wife, Dayna and 2 of their kids came to visit me. That visit changed my life. Right after they left our talking got more serious between all three of us. After a short time we started developing feelings for each other. And I decided to move to Ohio with them. We became so close real fast, but it was Great. Here I was a single mother with two kids, one of them being a disabled child.

My Fantacy
So, I have this fantasy. I am forced to crossdress in nylons, stockings, high heels, corset, garters, the works before being ball gagged. I am then tied to a bed face down and whipped with a belt by a sexy woman who his reprimanding me for being such a sissy slut. She then tells me that tonight I'm going to know what it is like to be fucked like a whore and that is when there is a knock at the door. Dispite my protests and cries, I am forced to just lie there and take it as another man rapes me over and over for my Mistress's viewing pleasure.

Love Me @.com
Love! Me @ ----.com Oh... his kiss was so soft & sweet But was it real Oh… my mind is such a blur Does he want me for me? For he has seen so much of me Even before tonight Damn! I wish his mind I could read Does he see what I have to? Truly offer or just the Pictures of me on my Profile post Oh… How I want his words, Touch and kiss to be true But how shall I ever know Now I wish I hadn’t given it All up on-line Please let him see me for me An not just as a private picture Oh… will I ever know By Mike Bell 01/16/2008

When Shes Down Poem
when shes down nobody's around but she felt it she cant be helped time can only tell rain hides her tears to meany story's to tell she hides her heart only to feel safe not to be left behind she cant dry those eyes her wound's cant heal but only to be lost she cant help it she has no reason but only to scream her only place is home...

Scrapper Says
Here is your chance to ask Scrapper anything you like...from his favorite color to site questions and everything in between. It can be serious, funny or just ridiculous...bring it on. Ask away...we will run a question and answer in this weeks F Word.

Aquarius:
The strongest Trustworthy. Sexy. Professional kissers. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Loves music. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the fuck out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Strong. Considered to be a "Spartan." The most intelligent. Falls in love too easily. Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt.

Where Did You Go (part2)
I'm running....Alway's running ....As the Confusion set's in....As the angels....Open their eye's....As we are so unhappy....We are so sad....For we had lost a best friend....We shared the years....We had shared the days....As you say you'll join us for a walk on the clouds....Then we'll join you for a rise to the stars.... It brings out the worst in us....When your not around....So where did you go where where did you go.... As we count the fallen tears that fall before our eye's....Hiding behind the empty smiles as the lightning crashes....Like the wave's off the sand....For we will not regret our memories....As we wonder where did you go....where did you go.....As the world is a lonely....When your all alone....For this day will linger for eternity....Oh Lord....Oh Lord....Why Why Why....And where did you go-

Where Did You Go
You say you^ll join us for a walk on the clouds....Then we^ll join you for a rise to the stars....And whats yours will finally be ours....For we are so sad...As we look to the sky...For your star shined like eyes....As you left us wondering...Where did you go...Where did you go...And where did you go....For you did not die die....Your just frozen inside....Inside frozen....Its just death...So just celebrate....Celebrate the Angel inside....And where did you go...Where did you go...For where did you go....As we close our eyes....We see a shining star...As we look to the sky....To see your star shined eyes...And where did you go---

Hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeellllllllllllooooooooooo My Friends I Am Back On Here Now Lol
I have to say that I am back on here ready to rock and there is alot that I have to make up getting more points and helping other people out... I am here I will rate pix and so much more.. I will be on later on tonight.. Man I missed this place i haven't been on here in ages lol.. I am fine and doing really great.. I am back I am back i am back I am happy about it lol..

What Remote Button Are You?
You Are Stop Compared to most people, you are very selective. If something isn't going your way, you're ready to put the brakes on it. You have a lot of options in life, and life is too short to do stuff you hate. You don't allow yourself to suffer or be bored. You just move on to the next thing. What Remote Button Are You?

Spring Cleaning!
I never really realized how many broken and non working things I had tucked in my stash.....until now. 34 vids bit the dust so far and I'm sure there are more to come. The mp3 player on my page isn't working for now either.Ill fix that when the website I got it from is back up and running. Cleared out about 16 users no longer on Fubar.I'm sure there will be more to come once I weed the people lurking on my friends list too. Other than that....nothing new to report until the wedding on April 19th. Ill be sure to post pics of that when I can. Enjoy the day!

Travel
Whether it is done by conventional or extraordinary means, travel is a central feature of many dreams. When traveling in a dream, companionship, purpose, and obstacles are central interpretive questionsto ask. Companionship may include known relationships or strangers. Generally, the companionship either helps or hinders progress toward the dream goal. The effect of your companions on your travel should be interpreted metaphorically as a symbol of that person's impact on your life. If you are traveling alone, with only occasional assistance, that too may be a picture of how you experience personal growth and progress through life. The purpose of travel is an often ambiguous or unclear image in the dream. It feels like you are going with no direct understanding of destination or itinerary. Dreams of this nature often reveal a particular feeling about direction or purpose in life. If there doesn't seem to be a point or a destination in a travel dream, you should consider the possib

*refresher*
This is just a reminder for all the girls that are members of the group. As our mission statement has said since the beginning of forming the group, we are bonded together by many different aspects as women. Some of us are mothers, full-time employees, battling medical issues, with and without child, housewives, single, committed, married, divorced. Regardless of what category you fall into, we all come into busy moments in our lives that fubar is the last thing on our minds. This group was not created to make sure you have help with your contests, to make sure you level when you want, or to keep your page re-rated weekly. We are simply a bunch of girls trying to do our best to help each other out when time permits. No one in this group gets paid to take the time out of their day to do so, and we never had the intent of requiring it. I'm sorry if you mistaken this "family" for a rating or leveling group but we're just girls, trying to form friendships, give a shoulder t

Smoked Salmon Burritos
Smoked Salmon Burritos (serves four) Ingredients 4 Whole wheat tortillas Four Egg Whites 8 oz Smoked Salmon 1 tomato deseeded and chopped 1/4 cup of red onion finely chopped 1 teaspoon of capers (optional) Fresh Dill Cooking spray Method Spray pan with a little cooking spray, add onions and fry until transparent, (2 or 3 minutes). Add tomato and fray until warmed through, then add eggs and cook until set but not rubbery. Remove from heat and add salmon, capers and dill. Warm tortillas in the microwave for 15 seconds. Divide the egg mixture between the four tortillas, warp and serve. Calories Fat Sodium Carbs Fiber Protein 296 9.5 g 1041 mg 22.8 g 3.2g 17.8g

Cosmo
Will my spirit just leave this bodily vessel? With all the things God does, I do not do anything. I do have a disability... my skin and bones are not me.. just a facade.. I moved over for others.. what a thing to do.. they have not bled, shed tears, become dry.. they take.. make fake.. lose all, create our fall.. suffer for this land.. all at their hands.. rid our problems? No.. keep us in a daydream.. this is not the way.. the end of our days..not Apocalypse.. no deliverance.. New World beyond my door . . not really so. With intrigue and intensity . . we will find just a new fascist dominance.. don't ask why.. yet show me the way.. to the Higher Power... to nature.. to the gods.. to the one God.. to the essence of our humanity.. be it one.. from Alpha to Omega.. will our spirit die? BY Steven Secord

Sacrifice...
Charles DuBois: The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. Elaine Heffner: Women do not have to sacrifice personhood if they are mothers. They do not have to sacrifice motherhood in order to be persons. Liberation was meant to expand women's opportunities, not to limit them. The self-esteem that has been found in new pursuits can also be found in mothering. Eric Hoffer: The remarkable thing is that we really love our neighbor as ourselves: we do unto others as we do unto ourselves. We hate others when we hate ourselves. We are tolerant toward others when we tolerate ourselves. We forgive others when we forgive ourselves. We are prone to sacrifice others when we are ready to sacrifice ourselves. Friedrich Nietzsche: About sacrifice and the offering of sacrifices, sacrificial animals think quite differently from those who look on: but they have never been allowed to have their say. Friedrich

Strength...
Audre Lorde: When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. Frances de Sales: Nothing is so strong as gentleness. Nothing is so gentle as real strength. Jim Rohn: The more you care, the stronger you can be. John L. Lewis: The labor movement is organized upon a principle that the strong shall help the weak. The strength of a strong man is a prideful thing, but the unfortunate thing in life is that strong men do not remain strong. And it is just as true of unions and labor organizations as is true of men and individuals. And whereas today the craft unions of this country may be able to stand upon their own feet and like mighty oaks stand before the gale, defy the lightning, yet the day may come when those organizations will not be able to withstand the lightning and the gale. Now, prepare yourselves by making a contribution to your less fortunate brethren... Organize the

Damn Transplants!!!
I'm pissed this morning! I just found out that I wasn't drawn for elk for the first time in 4 years. I partly blame transplants that don't actually hunt, PETA, who puts in for the tags and tosses them when they're drawn, and AZ Game and Fish, who should give priority to natives first by giving us a bonus point for every year we've lived in AZ! I'll have better blogs in the future, I just needed to vent on this. Oh, and by the way, if I find the transplant that put bass in the mountain lakes here where they weren't supposed to be, I'm going to bitch slap em!

Goodbye
Goodbye to the things I once had known Goodbye to the love I once had shown Goodbye to the friends that were always there Goodbye to my family that always cared. Goodbye to my memories, and my tattered past Goodbye to the friendships that never did last Goodbye to the heartbreak, and even the tears Goodbye to the struggle from throughout the years Goodbye to the ones who still love me so Goodbye to the hours, its time to go I once made a promise to myself...that id never let it happen again. Id never give my heart away. Id never feel the kind of pain id grown accustomed too. Once i was over it this time, it would be my last. I broke a promise to myself, which is something that should never be done. You are all you have left in life...you should be true to atleast your self. Im not going to let it happen again. Ill do whatever i need to do, in order to stop this kind of hurt again....

I Might Have A Job
I Have A Job Interview Thursday @ 3pm At Tim Hortons....They R The Only Call Me For A Job Interview...I Hope That I Get The Job So I Can Have Money Comin In So I Can Pay My Bills....I Let EveryOne Know How It Want Thursday And See What My Hours R When I Get There And See When I Start...So I'm Not Goin 2 Be On That Much...

Am A Kin To Music
wat ? a world without music my entire existence is to a beat if world is without music sweet would i still hear music in my head would i no longer produce music music from da thin air noises that peeps see as noises i perceive as music to my ear such a world would be so dull then i became so dull can you hear that music kind yes i hear it now on the wind you think i was suicidal before music was to keep me sane i would be cutoff lost to everything the thought you can already see the pain hear the noise i hear it is just as to appear bring it to my ear it is to bring me cheer

My Life Here In Dubai
i thought if i come to dubai and find a good job, ill be happy and contented..... But NO, im wrong, my homesickness killing me here, everynight i always cried, missing my family specially my kids. How i miss them so much. I miss my life in Philippines, my pc, my pillows, my bed and everything. but here dubai, everything are expensive. im living with a small room and have an eight room mates. eventhough, its small the important to me is the cleanliness... imagine my friend, i pay my bed monthly for 650dh excluding the light and water bill, see, very expensive.....my food and my needs...ahhhhhhh sometimes i called my family to help me coz as of nont have job.....im still looking for a job here.... inshallah, i can have a good job one day.....

Comment And Rate
Hey all i'm in a comment/rate contest!! Come rate and leave a comment as often as you like!! Winner with the most rates and comments wins a 25 credit bling package! 2nd place get s a blast! Will you come show this Angel how much you love and adore her by rating and commenting? Click on the picture below and rate and comment as much as you like!!

In Love
IN LOVE I meet her gaze I help her stand I hold my breath and kiss her hand I see her blush her cheeks red now I smell her hair and kiss her brow It brings me joy to hear her speak I take her hand and kiss her cheek I feel her skin beneath my finger tips I hold her face and kiss her lips Our love's true passions will now begin I caress her form and kiss her skin Our passions flow like summer rain Our love's fulfilled as we kiss again In the afterglow in fond embrace We speak of love and I kiss her face Copyright ©2008 Dale Robert Hunter

Absence Diminishes Mediocre Passions And Increases Great Ones, As The Wind Extinguishes Candles And Fans Fires. Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Children of the Future... This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students: It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades. The spellings are the original ones. 1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. 2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. 3. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. 4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin. 5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold. 6. Liter: A nest of young puppies. 7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat. 8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away. 9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives. 10. Artificial insemination is wh

Fun Ideas For April Fool's Day!
Some of these are hilarious! Enjoy YOUR April Fool's Day! Scrape the cream out of oreo cookies and fill them with white toothpaste!. Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!. Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once. Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it. If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer. If you work in a restaur

Can't Wait..
woo hooo.. I get to finally meet my best friend from Everquest this weekend. 4wheeler riding and picnic and all sorts of fun stuff. The weather is finally nice enough to go and get outside for some real fun.

Another Idiot On Fubar
gr8fuldead36: ok u have a good day sorry to bug u ->gr8fuldead36: well goat roper i am 46, and my tits are 42DDD so do not ask me personal questions from a total stranger again. if you asked that in my face i would kick you in the almost hidden balls you have. gr8fuldead36: 38 pa ->gr8fuldead36: i never lie about me or my age.. i am 46..but you did not answer me about your age and where from gr8fuldead36: well i dont think ur 46 u dont look it at all r u ->gr8fuldead36: and yoou are how old and where from gr8fuldead36: sorry ur boobs how big and y bc they looked big sorry ->gr8fuldead36: what are you asking and why gr8fuldead36: bad to ask how big they r lol

A Letter To Momma
wings@mountainwings.com MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #9090 Wings Over The Mountains of Life This is an actual letter that my brother sent my mother. My mother said that it brought her to tears, and she sent it to me. Cheese Toast Dear Momma, I had to fix my dinner tonight since Stephanie is still recovering from Pneumonia. I heated up some vegetable soup and was preparing to make some cheese toast with it. It had been a very long time since I had eaten any cheese toast. As I was putting the butter on the bread and applying the cheese, I thought about all of the mornings that you fixed this for us before going to school. I remembered the cheese toast, the oatmeal with raisins, the buttered toast with syrup, the shredded wheat with bananas, and the heated orange juice. It wasn't until I had to go through the trouble of preheating the oven, getting out the bread, butter and cheese, aluminum foil, and fixing everything t

Emanon Made Me Do It!
Be honest, who are you texting? Honestly.. no one right now. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? This time last year I was engaged to be married, so I'd imagine it was him. What is something that you realized today? RealEyes.Realize.RealLies Do you think anyone has feelings for you? Yes, I do actually. Who was the first person you talked to today? Spoken to? My mom. Do you smoke weed every day? No. Could you go a month without ? Without weed? I have, I could again. Have you ever ridden a horse? Yep. You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it? Ick. I couldn't drink just one thing the rest of my life. I'd get sick of it after a while. The same goes with food. Are you anything like you were at this point last year? I'm a cold, heartless bitch.. or so I'm told. Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't? Yes.. *sigh* When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone? Last nig

Steps To Closure When A Friendship Ends
Steps to Closure When a Friendship Ends By Therese J. Borchard Friendships are like marriages. Some evolve to become mutually supportive and life-giving bonds while others grow more and more unhealthy, or even toxic. When a friendship ends—abruptly or subtly; via e-mail, phone conversation, or personal confrontation; with words or silence—I believe it needs to be mourned and processed in the same way as a terminated marriage. Because, even if a split was inevitable or right, it still hurts, just as much, or sometimes even more, than breaking up with a beau. Here, then, are eight ways to make sure you get closure and peace, especially if there was no good-bye. 1. Compose a good-bye letter. Of course, no one is going to read it. But that’s not the point. The exercise of writing it is astonishingly therapeutic. I’ve written many old boyfriends letters that I never sent, some family members, and my father after he died. I needed a

Smooth Operator?
This past Sunday we had a group of five guys come in to the tux shop to get fitted for a wedding. The groomsmen were hilarious, proclaiming to the groom that they were in the store to get fitted for the groom's funeral, instead of his wedding. After the manager and I got them all fitted, I asked them what they were doing afterward, and the groom responded, "Draaaanking." It made me laugh out loud. They were a bunch of funny dudes. While I was fitting groomsman number three, he randomly asked me if he could give me a hug. I raised my eyebrow a bit, and he said he just wanted to to test the fit of the jacket, and make sure it was comfortable. I let him hug me. It was a valid bit of research I suppose. It didn't come off creepy, just funny, though I seriously doubt he would have tried it on my male co-worker. Either he really was testing the jacket, or he was one smooth operator. Whatever the case may have been, it was nice to have relatively polite and funny peo

Men Are Just Happier People
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.

No More Sissy Poems
None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-

Then The Fight Started
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we >> were in bed. >> >> I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she > answered. >> >> I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me >> this time, simply saying "Yes." >> >> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." >> >> And that's when the fight started.... >> ********************************************************************* >> >> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" >> >> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. >> >> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. >> >> So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" >> >> And that's when the fight started.... >> >> ********************************************************************** >> >> Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, >> grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. >> >> I hooked up the boat up to t

Revenge
When your significant other does something that makes you angry don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight. Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops to the floor. I could watch this one over and over. OH wait a minute...I have!!!

Brass Monkey
CANNON BALLS!!! DID YOU KNOW THIS? I DIDN'T... It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys. Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass ind

Hand Jobs
>>> A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to >>> a >>> >>> tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. >>> >>> As he passes thru the swingin' door s, he sees a sign hanging over the >>> >>> bar: >>> >>> COLD BEER: $2.00 >>> >>> HAMBURGER: $2..25 >>> >>> CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 >>> >>> CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 >>> >>> HAND JOB: $50.00 >>> >>> Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, >>> >>> the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to >>> >>> the exceptionally attractive female bartender >>> >>> serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. >>> >>> She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. >>> >>> 'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?' >>> >>> The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he >>> whispers, >>> >>> "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" >>> >>> She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and pur

The Love Story Of Ralph And Edna...
> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you > want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with > all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a > mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the > hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep > end. > > He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. > > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the > bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director > became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately > ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now > considered her to be mentally stable. > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, > I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're > being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond > to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person > you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound > mindedness. > > The bad news is, R

Show Love To My Top Friends.. Keep It Alive
I have tried several times to post this MUMM tonight. The internet has been Sketchy so , three times I have lost it. I finally drank a Mountain Dew and woke my brain up-- and wrote it on Notepad so I wouldn't lose it all. OK, I have 9 ladies who stay in contact with me on more than a regular basis. Through times of my illnes and Injuries they have been there.. Will you help them out? Will you do me a favor and take time out of your life to rate tehm, and send thier profiles on to your friends in another MuMM and help them out. I believe that Friendship and Love require two things to prove its validity, and to make it work, or sustain it. 1.) Action - Friendship and Love is not just a feeling of "warm tingly fuzzies". It is somethign which displays itself in ACTIONS.. I am trying to be creative and give back a small token of ACTION to honeor their friendship to me... 2.) Time - It takes time to develop a friendship. It takles time out of my life, and your life to re

Blood Pressure Rising
ok so im sitting here and my mind is racing, worryed about how the boys r going to be affected. He is getting out tonight and i dont even know when to expect him to be coming to see the boys. dont know if he is going to be living in rome or utica. i dont know if i should let him take them for a walk or make sure that i am around at all times...Im going crazy right about now... i just dont know what to exspect from him... woundering if i should beleave him when he said he was going to be getting help for his "Problems", I have heard it all before, he is two diffrent ppl. one person while he is locked up and a total diffrent one when he is out.I'm just glad that the marrage is over and he is not my problem anymore. All i have to do is focus all my enery into the boys. Thats fine with me...I just dont want the boys to get hurt, by him being in and out of there life. Its just tearing my heart apart having to pick them up when he has let them down for so long....their not babys anymore

Pain.
Pain can be pain It can be love It can be hate But it cant be pain Hurt can hurt Hurt can bleed Hurt can see But it cant be pain Love can be real Love can be happy Love can be joy But it cant be pain Tears can be happy Tears can be sad Tears can be wet But it cant be pain Blood can be red Blood can be black Blood can leak But it cant be pain Pain can be real Pain can be fake Pain can be me But it cant be pain Thanks for reading

Returning The Good Deeds
Appears to some on fubar at there are tho who hae the money to buy their way up the ladder of levels with fubar. That is nice for them. Andwhen someone tries hard to level up by rating pics for others, should not they not be rewarded by the same. Other words, when you spend your time rating 2500 pics, yes you get points as well, but the person that you are rating should return the favor back. Fair is only fair! For is that to slow for them to level up by ratin someone's pics for when they can buy bling packs and give fubucks for rates. This is an ediorial/blog by me, Carl D. Bonner aka the guitar man

Dissipating Dream
Dreaming of an ocean breeze the smell of a saltwater tide feeling the gritty sand 'tween my toes the cool mist against my face my body batheing in the heat of the sun then waking up to find it all gone Thanks for reading.

I Feel Like A Failure
As far back as I can remember I have always tried to do whats best for my family. I learned how to use spices to make my food taste better. I watch cooking shows and try and make some of the meals. So that it wouldnt be the same ole borring shit week after week. I do things that they ask of me like making phone calls, setting up appointents, listening to them and giving them my oppion. I am alway there for them. But when I need them to listen to me and understand it seems to go over their heads. For example: We are on a budget and usually close to pay day our food is almost non existant. I tell them plz dont eat all of this or that other wise I wont have enough for your lunches. They dont listen and I dont have much to put in their lunchs and it makes me feel bad. My boys dont consider all that I do in the home a job. They are under the impression I sit on my ass all day and do zip. And the worst of it all, I am the bitch and their father is like gawd to

Today.
Im sick. I have being sick. Its possibly to the fact that I havent slept all weekend, but who knows. Tomorrows the day I finally move into my apartment. Im pretty excited about that. Ive also decided that Im ready to share some of my poetry. I dont show them to many people cause poetry was my way of expressing my feelings. This one is titled Lifeless. Her face was blank like an eraser had come and taken her emotion away Her body was still no movement nor pulse no tremble nor twitch Her hair was black as black as the winter nights sky with no stars Her blood was glowing red as the holy heart oozing and dripping from her body I was frozen could not move could not breathe watching her lay there Lifeless. Thanks for reading.

Kind Word
A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, "Meat loaf and a kind word." When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, "Okay, so where's the kind word?" The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down, and whispered gently, "Don't eat the meat loaf."

Popular President???
Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning the Presidential election: • Number of States won by: Democrats:19 Republicans: 29 • Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000 • Population of counties won by: Democrats:127 million Republicans: 143 million • Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1 Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republican won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country. Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..." Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental

Beware Of Gottaplay.com !
I have been a member of Netflix for a long time now. I recently purchased a Nintendo Wii system and own a PS2 and XBox as well. I thought it would be cool to start renting games the way I had been renting movies through the mail. After searching prices and whatnot, I found that Gottaplay.com claimed to be the fastest shippers of games because they would ship as soon as the USPS got the game at their offices instead of waiting for it to get all the way back to the warehouse. They were also a few dollars/month cheaper, so I signed up for their 10-day free trial. I went through all the proper steps and added about 40+ games to my Q so there would be no issues with availability (at least 20 said they were "Available Now"). I had a slight tech issue with moving the games around in my Q, so I used their site to inform them of the issue. I received this response the next day. "Greetings Melani,

I Wish(h)
I wish I knew HOw to make this right I wish It HARd with ALL My Might! I reach for You But I'm So So lonely At night! No-One there For Me to Hold Tight! They say it Takes a fool And Sadly that Fool Is Me Because even though I know it aint right I still Long to hold yOu tight!I still believe You love me It gets me through the NIght!

Believing Into Being
One person holds a word to sustain the weary Another releases words that waste away But the power of either Is dependent upon the power you hold for yourself to blame or be blamed An outworn dichotomy. A framework which once gave access to the world During the old time Separates in the new... You are the Unity that rises above Such divisions of hate and fear Draw a circle and step outside of it. And when you do this it is unconditional love Opening the I to arrive at the we Power we give words we can also choose to take away. Like a net you can choose to lift your part The more of us We may hold each other up in thought So that each of us will receive the chance to rest... She met one of the Beings of Light today; Who slips onto her hand gently a bracelet he made that sounds like windchimes with her every move... And explains the purpose of this gift. "I do this for you so that

Darkness
Darkness I sit here while it speeds around Farther into darkness I go What will happen I do not know Where I will be I do not know I sit here while it speeds around What can I do but sit What can I do but wait Farther into darkness I go Slowly it closes in on me While I sit here as it speeds around First the seconds Than the hours Next I know it has been Days It has been weeks Still I sit here while it speeds around Farther into the darkness I go Unable to stop Unable to change Closer the darkness gets What will happen I do not know Where will I be I do not know Still I sit here as it speeds around Farther into the darkness I go By RDRJR 3/31/2009

Oh Silly Silly Me!(bh)
How Silly of Me to get All caught-up in this fu-minagerie:My Foolish Heart Once Again has Been less than loyal to Me ! Trust I do not blame you It's easy for me to see The fault belongs with Me; Shoulda been more careful !Actually thought I was in Control! This heart is way tooo battered for me to be letting it out from behind the wall the dust has settled and it's time to take my fall For a second there I really thought I had WOn It all! I will forever Hold on to the memory and in my own little world you still belong to Me! Perhaps One Sweet day WE can really Be! .............But for now I have to let go cause it's killing me! Just Do Me One Favor From Time to Time think of ME? I LOVE You !

~fugone~but~not~fugotten~
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Car Accident
I was at hospital for last 10 days because I have accident and my car totally damage but iam still live ha ha , this why I don't replay comment but I will back soon , iam at home today and will start going to work from tomorrow .. miss all of you xoxo kisses

Love This
Fare thee well Trade in all our words for tea and sympathy Wonder why we tried, for things that could never be Play our hearts lament, like an unrehearsed symphony Not intend To leave this castle full of empty rooms Our love the captive in the tower never rescued And all the victory songs Seem to be playing out of tune But its not the way That it has to be Don't trade our love for tea and sympathy cause its not the way That it has to be You begin And all your words fall to the floor and break like china cups And the waitress grabs a broom and tries to sweep them up I reach for my tea and slowly drink in cause its not the way That it has to be Don't trade our love for tea and sympathy cause its not the way That it has to be Don't trade our love for tea and sympathy So fare thee well Words the bag of leaves that fill my head I could taste the bitterness and call the waitress instead She holds the answer, smiles and asks one teaspoon or two Don't tr

Was Going To Be A Mumm, Decided Nope, Should Be A Blog
Maybe I'll make this one just for friends. Did you hear that they are changing the name of the freedom tower to One World Trade Center? What do you think, is this politically driven? Some one said it was to make it more marketable??? Who are they marketing to...(China)? Are they inviting the terrorist back for more? That's what it was called when they attacked it the first time. These are scary times. Are the Obama voters still glad about their decision? I just wonder all these things. Is Obama fixing the economy? I don't think so, the recent boom in the housing market conflicts with the daily reports of more job loss in America. These houses are being sold to investors by the banks that foreclosed on them. They are not being sold to American families who need a home to raise their children in. Is Obama a patriotic American? Well, his birth certificate says he was born in Hawii. Does where you are born automatically direct your heart and mind? Your feelings and t

A Serious Note About Elder Abuse
I usually enjoy writing very funny blogs and promise I will again but I spent a couple hours on the phone last night with a friend of mine in New York as I continue to develop a support network nationally for victims of physical, psychological and emotional abuse and those who are trying to deal with it in their lives. I realize there are already many non profits around that help with these issues but my conversation last night reminded me that abuse and mistreatment of others, especially the elderly is sometimes very subtle and easy to ignore or write off as being something that is necessary for "their own good". It is an issue that we all need to be watchful for in our own corner of the world andbe willing to get off our butts andget involved in others life to help those who are scarred and unable to help themselves. let me explain. Mt friend in New York has three sisters. She recently moved home to help care for her ailing Mom who is nealy 80. Mom lives with another daughter

Ratings
The rating system goes from 1-10 for a reason. Don't get all pissy if someone is honest. And if you don't like getting a 5 and below then don't put a busted ass photo up there. I don't expect 10's. I've gotten a few but if i think your pic is fugly then that is what i am rating. Ignore me if you want. Rate me a one if you want. Just shows how sad you are. And that is less drama for me. I mean come on. If you can only see like one eye and no forehead do you think that is an automatic 10? If you look like you have to take a dump you can't expect anything higher then a 4. It is entertaining though. Luv to the haters!! -G-

Hunger
Like the hunger of the universe, I hunger for your love. Like animals that hunger for survival, I hunger for your touch. Like the flowers that hunger for rain and light, I hunger to have you just one more night. As the universe relies on the circle of life, I rely on the memories I hold. It is the ebb and flow of what life holds, But no one never really knows. I will hunger for you always, Until the end of time. You have connected with me, I can't seem to let go. You touched me, You still remain. Your scent lingers upon my skin. Now that you are gone, My hunger still remains. Dorothy Parenti All Rights Reserved

Ladylove
Ladylove You churn the calm waves within like the moon Enticing me with your subtle glamour, Your eye glides down my body to devour Making my burning heart dance to your tunes, I crave for those lips that are hot as June Which waits to consume my curves this hour, Stream of your ardent whispers I flavor I can no longer endure claim me soon. Your touch swings open the doors of pleasure Unveiling the moods you hide from my view, Rapturous moment wraps me in your love While you seek to kiss my secret treasure, Night's guardians witness our passion coo For all time I am yours.

Heaven Mixed With Hell
Heaven mixed with hell In the best of moments you're so loving, Like maybe you feel the same way, Flirting, cuddling and tickling doing whatever you can to be close, These moments I love soon dissolve, For then you turn stone cold, My day then turns to dark. Late at night there's times when I say goodnight, You say don't go I'll miss you, But then there's others you just talk of her, Your so hot and then cold, Sometimes it becomes more than I can take, Smiles turn to tears as you make my heart ache. Hours and hours a day we talk, Never been involved in anything like this, Don't know what this is, Just how I feel for you, Closing my eyes you are all that I see, Never wanted someone this bad. Your mind games and actions, Put me on edge, Your warmth is like heaven, Then you go cold it becomes hell, Never thought wanting you would hurt so much, If only you stayed warm then life would be a dream, All I want is it to be you and me.

One Word Answers!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Everyone who reads this is tagged and must complete it also! It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? charging 2. Your significant other? work 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? florida 5. Your father? florida 6. Your favorite thing? family 7. Your dream last night? forgotten 8. Your favorite drink? agua 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? Faye 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? wealthier 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? alpha 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? none 18. Where you grew up? Jersey 19. The last thing you did? coffee 20. What are you wearing? shorts 21. TV? Off 22. Your pets? Taz 23. Your computer? Compaq 24. Your life? content 25. Your mood? ok 26. Missing someone? no 27. Favorite Store? publix 30. Your summer? hot 31. Like someone? maybe 32. Your fav

Vampire Myth Vs Fact. Can I Get A Duh? But For Some It Is Needed.
Misconception: Vampires are undead; are corpses; are immortal. Truth: Real life vampires are normal, every-day people from ALL walks of life, race, background, religion who work normal jobs, have normal families and live normal lives. They are neither immortal, nor all-powerful. Misconception: Vampires can not enter sunlight; are harmed/killed by running water, crosses and garlic; live in coffins, etc. Truth: Real life vampires may be light sensitive, but will not burst into flame anymore then anyone else; might be afraid of water but are not harmed by it; have no issue with holy symbols nor food items; and live in normal homes like everyone else. Misconception: Vampires are evil; vampires are affiliated with Satan, the Devil, or some other evil lord/master/demon Truth: Vampires are normal people and come from every religion and faith on the planet and have as much potential to be a good person as they have to be a bad person the way everyone else does. Vam

Passion
Passion Lips softly touch, hands caress, and embers heat inside, sending us desires, those ones we usually hide. Then, passion mute to language finds ways to be heard, making lovers join as one their eyes will say its words. Skin glides over skin like clouds through humid skies slowly building static to soon make lightning fly. Darkening clouds all fill the air, as thunder starts to boom echoing sounds of pleasure all throughout the room. A mighty storm now is spent and sunshine fills the air revealing lovers glowing with dampened, tangled hair. Their eyes send each a rainbow, a gift we all call love, as passion sits in silence to wait for clouds above.

Lied To Again
Lied to Again She looked at me with her brown eyes In her is where my love lies She told me that she loved me I then thought "will see" She then told me the next day that she did. But in her emotions something she hid. She said not to think about it too much And that left me very numb to the touch She had just been playing with my emotions again Guess that is her natural trend But I still wonder why We couldn't just give it a try I am swept into loneliness and pain My emotions now driven to become insane Trapped in this disillusion Of me and her together again/what an illusion I still to this very day Remember the words that she said And I still can't get over all the lies That come as time flies. So once more I have been lied to This was sure to come /I should of knew But my emotions tried to defend The fact of being lied to again.

Thoughts In One Head
Thoughts in one head "ever get that thought that you forgot something ever had thoughts of the moments while on a date of what could happen ever had thoughts that you shouldve said you love her ever had thoughts about the times when your both together and your happy ever thought that the both of you would live happily ever after ever thought that you doubted her love ever thought that no matter what you still love her ever thought that fairytales could come true ever thought that youll love her forever ever thought that the both of you will someday say i do ever thought that youve messed up your life so much that you wish you could turn back time just to fix it.. ever thought of the PAST like IM just doing.."

The Weep Of Silent Heart
The Weep of Silent Heart No small tears can amount, to promises made with a lot of doubt. Saddened eyes like crystal glass, A broken shatter ment to last. A broken heart with a cut so deep, Now a silent heart will forever weep

Birds Eye View
Birds Eye View Flying over memories I recall the highs & lows The way life panned out I guess that how it goes For there is no point in Hiding emotion that shows So flying higher I seen the past The way that things were It is different in hindsight New perspectives occur It is then you realize what Situation you prefer And as I fly on I face myself The whole thing that use to be Funny how things turn around Now I am not ashamed of me I have worked out it is OK to Agree to disagree Because as I took approache I zoomed in on memories of you For a moment I felt pain but this Time I knew what it was I had to do I finally learned the lesion From a birds eye point of view That I can live on in a life without yo

Used
you know, they say that waiting is the hardest part of moving on. i'm not really sure who exactly said that but i want to smack the shit out of them. it seems i've been waiting all my life for something that will never get here. i know this is only fubar and we're all here to have a good time but i'm on here now and i need to write so bare with me. i've had a reasonably good life since being on my own since 18. i've never been to jail, i don't do drugs, i put myself through college and i have a good job because of it and managed to make a handful of good friends over the years. to most people, that is success in and of itself. but life has always had a sense of humor (albeit sometimes a little morbid) about my relationships. trust me, i won't put you through each and everyone of my failed love stories but a few of them truly do belong up there in the Hall of Fame. probably the worst one was when i was with Paul (those of you who really know me i'm guessing are having a good laugh

Is This It?
Will my spirit just leave this bodily vessel? With all the things God does, I do not do anything. I do have a disability... my skin and bones are not me.. just a facade.. I moved over for others.. what a thing to do.. they have not bled, shed tears, become dry.. they take.. make fake.. lose all, create our fall.. suffer for this land.. all at their hands.. rid our problems? No.. keep us in a daydream.. this is not the way.. the end of our days..not Apocalypse.. no deliverance.. New World beyond my door . . not really so. With intrigue and intensity . . we will find just a new fascist dominance.. don't ask why.. yet show me the way.. to the Higher Power... to nature.. to the gods.. to the one God.. to the essence of our humanity.. be it one.. from Alpha to Omega.. will our spirit die?

War
By Lt. Col. John Valledor On any given day, thousands of Soldiers are manning static gun positions all over Iraq as part of cohesive, forward-based force protection measures.Radical Shiite militants taught our nation a painful lesson in 1983 with the high-profile suicide truck bombing of the U.S. Marine barracks at the Beirut, Lebanon, International Airport. Fast-forward to 2007 in Iraq, and the threat of suicide truck bombings is all too real and pervasive.Very few Soldiers burdened with the task of securing their bases will ever face the reality of having to make on-the-spot life saving decisions of applying deadly force in a suicide attack scenario. For Spc. Brandon Rork, a 24-year-old mortarman from Norwood, Ohio, that life-altering moment occurred one hot Sunday afternoon in a small village on the banks of the Euphrates River. June 10, 2007 started out like any typical day in the Iraqi farmstead of Sadr Al-Yusufiyah. Rork began his shift on the machine gun position located

My Fire
I think of you and My heart skips a BEAT You send my spirit soaring high above the street. Just when I think its safe to touch the ground. You show me more. yes, you astound! Quivers over-takes my body. and I give into sin. you are my fire that burns deep within. A touch that set my soul on fire. Flames of UnAdulterated Desire. You are my eternal flame You are the pleasure to my pain.

Mortgage Troubles
So many people are having trouble with their mortgage payments nowadays. Banks are forclosing left and right and hard working people are losing their homes. I did a little research and found that there are companies that can help. For example, check out this site: http://www.yfhshop.com/i.cgi/emlynchmarketing/_/ I did some checking, and they seem to be pretty reputable. I hope this helps some of you out there. Blessings, Corwin

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imikimi - Customize Your World! http://www.fubar.com/lounge/the_dark_city (repost of original by '¢¾Jenny¢¾ Head Greeter@Chevy's Ridaz's*Dark City Radio*' on '2009-03-29 20:59:58') (repost of original by 'DJ-CHEVYMAN69-OWNER OF CHEVY'S RIDAZ'S RADIO- & ASST DJ @ REDNECK HEAVEN' on '2009-03-30 00:07:34')

Kerrizzma An Aquafina
Just wanted to send this thought and love out to you. Its amazing that to me that for one moment I felt so much anguish and hurt about the future and you know how in the middle of the night all the doubts pile in on you and thats where I was and Aquafina popped up on my screen and didnt accept the "Im ok" and proceeded to be the caring loving person that I have found her to be since I joined the Pussycat Playmates. And I want to thank you Fina cause only the closest of friends and family knows whats going on with me and and so that makes you my family and good friend truly and I thank you for listening to me that will be treasured by me close to my heart....then Ms Kerrizzma gave me words of encouragement and love and this was to a stranger across miles and miles of space and she lifted me up and showed love and for that u r held dearest ms maam. When I got to kerrizzzmas page it was as if God himself was speaking to me in the message she had there and I want to share it and Im crying

[fraud Attempt]
*rubs his eyes* My bank account is locked out. ... .... Yeah I'm having trouble with a sentence to follow that. My bank account is locked out because someone made multiple attempts to log into it. Either my ex is trying to crack my bank account or a hacker is, and I don't know if I'm going to have money for food or electricity tomorrow. My best friend just advised me to mow lawns to become a millionaire "start a business" "that requires investors and starting capital" "nuh uh, takes a gas can and a lawnmower" I need less idiotic friends. And I'm about ready to give up. I've got a gun and I've got the night. I got it all baby. I am a very dangerous man right now. To the point that I fear what I'm capable of. Maybe I should lock up before... no, no more cages. No more cages. Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Conway Twitty. Moment's passed. We're fine. We're just jobless, validationless, sexless, soon to be homeless, a

Always Rember
A Manchester West High School graduate who rescued two fellow soldiers from a burning vehicle six months ago died from wounds received while on ground patrol in Afghanistan, military officials at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, said yesterday. Zachary D. Tellier, a paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne, listed his official address as Charlotte but considered himself a Manchester, N.H., resident, said his mother, Pamela Morse, of Falmouth, Mass. Tellier, who was 31, died Saturday, and Morse said she learned of his death Sunday afternoon. Tellier died from gunshot wounds received during a prolonged firefight with the Taliban, said his wife, Sara Tellier. Tellier (pronounced te-LEAR) attended grade school and middle school in Bedford and graduated from West High School in 1994, Morse said. He graduated from American University, returned to Manchester and moved to Charlotte in 2004. He was working as a carpenter when he enlisted two years ago, his mother said. "He wanted to feel success

Blaze
Do NOT threaten Anon... Simple Straight(well, HES not) And shows what a pussy clowns really are=] ß£AZΣ: Sag...: I would cut your balls off punk bitch ->ß£AZΣ: Sag...: If i paint my ballsack to look like a lotus blossom will you finally shove it back down your throat, and STFU? You best serve the world, silent. ->ß£AZΣ: Sag...: ill GTFO of your shoutbox, if you let me in your SHITBOX again ß£AZΣ: Sag...: get out my shoutbox you faggot ->ß£AZΣ: Sag...: Good dir, methinks i woudl LOVE to slide my sausage in those manly ass globes of yours=] Blaze, The Dead Faggot™@ fubar

Who Wants To Talk
well i really dont know what to write but i wanna know what everyone is doing! got anything special that you wanna talk about or do you need a psychic reading done. let me know hit me up i am always on yahoo and looking to chat with new ppl. hit me up on yahoo sunalicious08@yahoo.com look forward to hearing from you

Ka-blam.
No one ever said that life was fair and I'm not saying that it should be So knowing that you are what you want to be and I'm not comes as no surprise But don't expect me to be happy for you And don't smile at me and tell me things will work out for me too I don't want your pity. I hate your pity Taste your vanity and it's sweet bitterness As you hide behind your veil of my stolen hopes and lost dreams You took them all I watched you steal my thoughts and had to see you smile As you build your dreams on my shattered hopes I'll look back on a day once loved and fantasize for tragedy Swallow your pride. Beg me to make this easier and listen to my hopeless cries Suffer alone in emptiness I lust to see you swallowed by the mess that you left in your wake Disgust lies deep within your empty gaze. My envy can't describe how I loathe you for having all the stars Leaving my eyes to marvel the sky knowing it should be mine Yet it's you I see wasting the dream that o

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Survey
First thing you wash in the shower? my hair What color is your favorite hoodie? black...it's my jackass hoodie Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? i dunno. maybe How are you feeling RIGHT now? well crampy and tired Whats the closest thing to you that's red? lol umm you don't want to know Tell me about the last dream you remember having? i was buying a snake and was given a gaboon viper for free Did you meet anybody new today? no Are you emotional? i am a female Do you like cottage cheese? YUCKY What’s the closest sparkly thing to you? my hair clip that's in my hiar Like the person your dating? sure, he's a great invisible guy What was the last CD you bought? i don't buy cds Last time you cried? today while i was waiting on a funeral to drive by me The last person you held hands with? i think it was my little buddy terry Do you sleep with the TV on? no, but i sleep with the radio on Do you hate or dislike more tha

When Boredom Strikes...
~Have you thought about an ex today? sigh..yes.. ~Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? No one has my heart! ~Would you date someone who lived in another state? eh...I dunno..it's possible ~Could you handle a long distance relationship? I can...I don't trust guys though..lol ~When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't? Prolly today sometime..who knows ~Relationships or one night stands? Relationships ~When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? this afternoon ~Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Of course. Do I look like I really give a shit though? ~Do you laugh a lot? Probably too much ~Do you consider yourself lucky? I'm the unluckiest girl you'll meet ~Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you? I dunno RIP Phone ~Do you think you're pregnant? HELL to the NO! ~You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get? I have one..m

~*~ The Invitation ~*~
I came upon this poem by accident...I do not predicate this to be of my own writing... It spoke to me...screaming from the depths of my core...as if it came from within my own heart, mind, and soul... The Invitation © It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon... I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers

For My Daddy!
A Daughters Love Sitting alone without you, long ago memories, love everlasting, thoughts of your smile, the sound of your voice, it will be okay baby girl, missing you, holding on to your love, holding on to the strength you gave me, wishing you were here, yet glad you aren't, memories of the pain in your face, thoughts of you withering away, joy that you are pain free, sending flowers to heaven, my beautiful Daddy, I will once again see.

Mama
When you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

A Warriors Return/the Morning After
The meeting hall buzzed as the Clan, and the council waited anxiously. News of Tyburcio’s arrival had spread throughout the settlement faster than a fire, and seemingly everyone in the settlement was present and accounted for in the meeting hall. A long, and large room, the entire settlement could occupy the building. Of course the room was split into the social castes, males in the back, females in the front, with the warriors along the walls according to rank. At the very front was the Clan’s ruling females, with Lady Rose standing in the middle. She could feel the joyfulness in the atmosphere of the hall as a guard stomped the floor with the end of his staff to gain everyone’s attention. “My Ladies, members of the Clan,” one of the Clan Guardsmen addressed with a booming voice, “I give you Tyburcio Warpoet back from his task!” he stepped aside as the door opened. The crowd cheered and split in half forming an aisle down the middle as a very well built individual walked grace

The Window
The Window Looking through the window, I see the life I want to live, I can smell the sweet existence, I can feel the sun on my skin, Cannot look long, I must avert my gaze. I see the mirror, I see my true self. I do not like what I see. I do not like what I hear. I see... I know I am a failure, Now that I stop and look I see it clear. Someday, somehow, someway, I will look in the mirror, And see what I saw through the window. Someday, somehow, someway, I will look in the mirror, And see what I saw through the window. That day won't be today, That day won't be tomorrow, But, that day will be soon, And when that day comes, I know who will be by my side, Those I call friends... Those I call family. Someday, somehow, someway, I will look in the mirror, And see what I saw through the window.

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yall this guy is awesome , and needs rates , everyone please hit him up hard .. he is a kool dude in a lose mood... you will never find another guy as nice as him other than me...lol.... hit him up... http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=1165102265

Sorry! I'm Bored!!
How far away is the last person you kissed? ---He's on the couch with an earache...I love my Lil Bear Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night? ---Nope, waited until midnight Mike's time to wish him Happy Birthday Are you in a good mood right now? ---Meh Do you find the opposite sex confusing? ---Yes...they say we play games...go figure How did you feel when you woke up today? ---Nervous Does the last person you texted make you smile? ---Yupper When is your birthday? ---November 2...I think this is a lot like the last one...hmmm What did you do last night? ---Uploaded all my cruise pictures What have you had pierced? ---Ears Who was the last person that left you a comment? ---BUGSTER Do you want to see someone at this very moment? ---No Who was the last person you hugged? ---Jacob What's the relationship between you and the last person you texted? ---She's my friend What should you be doing righ

Present Your Id Please
We'll today I went in to buy some smokes. yA YA i know I need to quit. My kids ( 14yr, 13yr,5yr) sat in the truck which I parked right infront of the door. I walked in and no one was in there and I got carded. I gave the lady my drivers license she read my birthdate out loud then looked over to the other lady ( who I knew) and she noded. The one lady had a funny look on her face like she couldn't believe my age. I got back in the truck and was thinking wtf. My kids started laughing and telling me the lady who looked at my license gave me a funny look like she couldn't believe my age. I looked at my son and said ahh so I guess I don't have any bags under my eyes today lol. He laughed and said nope. It's been a while since I've been carded just kinda shocked me. It did make me feel alittle better though since Im turning 31 in May.

It's Amy's Birthday!!!
**Today is my BIRTHDAY!!** I'm the ripe old age of 23 today! LOL Auto-11s will be on all day. I'll be bombing too, so look out! And last but not least, I have a BIRTHDAY HH at 8pm fu-time (11pm EST)!!! Please come show me some birthday luv...fubar style! I appreciate all luv given, nothing is too small. ¢¾Amy Amykins ¢¾@ fubar (repost of original by 'Amykins ¢¾' on '2009-03-30 21:19:15')

Jacqui's Wisdom
In a world where we have gotten away from reading the bible, praying to give thanks instead of asking for a want or need, becoming a part of something greater than ourselves .. where we have taken the Pledge Of Allegence from our schools and Gods name from our government & homes .. letting the tv, computer & vidoe games raise our children, and us adults becoming comfortably numb to life ..where it takes a 9/11 to wake us from our comfort zone! We unite as one and send our men, women & children off to fight the cause .. but don't SEE THEM OFF, stand beside them and love them HOME .. all too soon forget why we sent them and demand they be returned home, cuz we find life is too hard for US while they are AT WAR .. to where there are protests at fallen HERO's funerals and name calling as they arrive home on MUCH NEEDED leave, the images of that fateful day now a blur as we become once again, all wrapped up in the "ME" of the moment .. When my 7 yr old son comes to me and asks .. "Mommy

Stupid Survey
~Have you thought about an ex today? Nope ~Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? On my footstool. His name is Meatball ~Would you date someone who lived in another state? Yes ~Could you handle a long distance relationship? Yes ~When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't? About 2 hours ago ~Relationships or one night stands? Neither ~When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? about 3 weeks ago ~Is there anyone who doesn't like you? Probably ~Do you laugh a lot? Yepper ~Do you consider yourself lucky? Hahahahaha NO ~Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you? Dawn. She's my friend ~Do you think you're pregnant? No ~You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get? GROSS ~You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get? Portrait of Tamara Lynn on my right shoulder ~Could you cry right now? I can cry anytime l

Thoughts, Part The Eighth
I am beginning to percieve a difference between Self Importance and Self Worth, the former being a far less noble version of what some people think is the same thing. Nothing currently to look forward to, this must change. Voluntarily restricting consumption of all things bad for me as of late, no word yet on whether or not this is the mental equivalent of going green.

Life Is Too Short
'Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.'

Vampires
"I am a Sanguinarian. I need blood. I am not here to prove it, or make you believe. I have more important things to worry about like supporting those who also share in this condition. Physical, psychological, paranormal? I don't know. No one knows. So keep your skepticism and ridicule. All the ignorance in the world will not change the fact that we exist." -MFuture

Today Is My Birthday!
**Today is my BIRTHDAY!!** I'm the ripe old age of 23 today! LOL Auto-11s will be on all day. I'll be bombing too, so look out! And last but not least, I have a BIRTHDAY HH at 8pm fu-time (11pm EST)!!! Please come show me some birthday luv...fubar style! I appreciate all luv given, nothing is too small. ♥Amykins Amykins ♥@ fubar

My Dad
well i called my dad today but he was not all there. he wanted to kill himself and i couldt handel it. he wanted me to come over so i went over there. he started to cry thinking that i hate him but i dont. i hate when he drinks but not him. I cant stand my mom..i wish on her way back from hawii the plain crashed.

Heartbroken
Heartbroken Nothing better than to sleep To forget that you are gone To forget your lies Forget the way You told me You never loved me Forget the way You looked at me When you left me I want to forget I want to leave this world Close my eyes Fall to sleep to stop the heart From beating I want to block awayThe world to stop the pain In my heart I want my heart to stop beating To stop bleeding From your words Your lies

Dont Piss Off Your Customer Service Reps
I think that you should not piss off your CSR especially if they are looking at your home address... we didnt make your problem we are trying to solve it FYI... Most of us are angry peoples even if we dont sound like it so dont call me a ho if you are trying to get me to credit your account

For Niome
When I first got told (September '2008') that you had cancer and it was rapid my world stopped. I put my life on hold to fly across the country because you asked me to come, right then all I could think of was hugging you and never letting go. Mom and I drove to see you every-day in the hospital, not once did we care about ourselves. you asked for something and we did it, no matter what the request was. I never wanted to leave your side, but I had my kids and job in another part of the country. I bought you a new mobile phone with sim card and credit as I wanted to be able to call you or for you to call me. I think I was able to talk to you five times? but after that you never answered my calls you never responded to any text messages, and that was that. xmas came, new years came, there was birthdays, I tried to call you for everyone, but I got nothing. Then one night while at work I got a call telling me that you had been to see the doctor and they had given you 1-2 mo

So...yeah.
I totally have a list of things I want to get done, and total motivation to get them done. But at the same time...I'm dragging. I dunno why. Today was sooo bleh, spent time dealing with lawyers and all that stuff. When a project goes bad, it isn't fun. I also had to move stuff today, somehow no matter what job I end up doing, I have to do manual labor at some point. Don't people realize that I'm not built for muscle?! I may have pulled something, my colleague was trying to lift an extremely heavy filing cabinet onto a trailer by stepping up onto it, he tripped and fell. And dropped the cabinet to catch himself instinctively, the problem is the very heavy cabinet was right over his legs, so I instinctively jumped forward and caught it as it was falling on him. Just to give you reference, my friend is about 6 inches taller than me, about 100 pounds heavier, and much stronger (hence why he was carrying the cabinet) and was struggling with this thing. It really hurt to catch, but my ar

True Love
whats true love you tell me and i will tell you people say they love you but is it true or are they lying and playing you well some are true and some are just you so tell me what is the real truth is your love true or you just playing me like you always wanted to do well i can say is F**K YOU because there is no true love between me and you and guess what my true love is within me the only person that can love me and see you guess it and thats me

Fubar Prayer
Baby J,who art in the mumms,hallowed be thy comments, thy fudom com,thy will be done, on the net,as it is in the HTML's, give us this day our daily crash,and forgive us our spammery, and lead us not into private lounges, as we forgive those who talk shit in the mumms. Amen

Ppl Just Don't Understand!!
I know some of you may not know me well, but those of you that do know the sweet person that I truly am. I'm sick of those ppl who judge me all the time on a daily bases. I'm a hard working dedicated mother. I live my life for my daughter & nothing else in life. I don't have time for ppl to sit here & put me down or act like they know me when in fact they fkin' don't. I'm sick of always being put in the same catagory has ppl that have hurt them, broke there heart or whatever the case maybe. I'm human I have a damn heart too & I have feelings as well. I'm always putting others before me what do I get in return not a damn thing but slapped in the face. So, here's what I have to say cuz I'm so pissed off and fed up with a lot of shit in my life.. If you don't like that I have a busy life or things just come up then be on ur damn way & while ur at it, think what u want about me cuz it just isn't worth the tears or time to worry bout pitty shit anymore.. U wanna be my friend that is all fi

I Have 2 Announcements To Make
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! R.I.P. DAD 3-19-09 (Online) Bennington, VT remove friend subject: I HAVE A COUPLE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE date: 2009-03-30 20:52:34 I KNOW IVE BEEN MIA FOR A WHILE NOW AND I APPOLOGIZE BUT IVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF MY FATHER WHO I AM SAD TO ANNOUNCE PASSED AWAY FROM LUNG CANCER ON MARCH 19TH,2009 AT 3PM. WE HAD HIS FUNERAL SERVICES LAST WEEK AND NOW BEFORE I HEAD TO BED IM FINALLY GETTING BACK ON MY FEET KINDA. MY 2ND ANNOUNCEMENT IS THAT ON FEBRUARY 18TH,2009 I FOUND OUT FROM PLANNED PARENTHOOD THAT I AM PREGNANT AGAIN I AM DUE TOWARDS THE END OF OCTOBER AND I HAVE HAD NUMEROUS ULTRASOUNDS FOR VARIOUS REASONS I GO FOR ANOTHER ULTRASOUND TOMORROW SO I WONT KNOW HOW WE ARE DOING TILL TOMORROW NIGHT. PLEASE KEEP US IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. -JENN B

Coincidence?
Have your seen something either at a store or at your home and you feel it in your gut to take it with you or buy it? That just happened to me today! I was at the mall with my friends and we're hungry so we headed out to the food court. We stopped at this place called taxi's and as my friend was paying she was playing with a toothpick. i looked it at it and felt like i needed one. idk i mean i was going to eat a burger ffs. so i grabbed in i put it in my bag next day or today, i baked some brownies i wanted to see if they were done and it hit me I CAN USE THE TOOTHPICK!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so in the end it came in handy. I don't know why i'm blogging about this. I guess cause it's happened to me more than once but i never really give into the urge. hmm, guess i'll re-think that. hello everyone week starting off good?

Random Blog #3
Sry, haven't been around Fubar lately and seem to have lost stuff on here. OK maybe I'm not sry but hey, I gotta lyfe... wait, do I? (can't remember) So... leave a comment given me something to answer or somethin. Otherwise, I'm left up to my own insane li'l crazytown upstairs, and I don't say anything. Cept, don't ask my bra size or anything, I'm a dude. (points at goofy pic)

Lap-by-lap: Martinsville
2:17 p.m.—GREEN FLAG: Jeff Gordon gets the Goody's Fast Pain Relief 500 under way from Martinsville Speedway. Lap 1—Jeff Gordon grabs the inside line and leads the first lap. Lap 5—Matt Kenseth has struggled at the start and fallen back from 10th to 13th. Lap 10—Kasey Kahne has fallen from his sixth position all the way back to 19th. Lap 13—Tony Stewart is up to third position and has a fast car. Jimmie Johnson follows in fourth. Lap 17—Juan Montoya is solid in the early laps and moves around Carl Edwards to take ninth place. Lap 21—YELLOW FLAG NO. 1: Michael Waltrip spins and backs up to the top of the corner. He made slight contact with the wall. Lap 22—Several cars near the back (17 total) hit pit road. Cars cannot take fuel during this caution due to the competition caution scheduled for Lap 40. Takers include Greg Biffle, Joey Logano, Kasey Kahne and Aric Almirola, among others. Lap 27—GREEN FLAG: Jeff Gordon leads the field to green. 1. Jeff Gordon 2. Kurt

Beauty
"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy." Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952 German Jewish diarist (1929 - 1945) I feel beautiful today! I feel there are times when women should feel as though they themselves rival Helen of troy! Today’s been that kind of day for me. Whatever I wanted today I got, I totally pampered myself: a massage, a pedicure, shopping, the works. And plus some guys at the beach where checking me out, at least I think they were. I was walking up the beach, board under my arm and soaking wet, and a pair of guys walking out on the sand and I’m sure I’m saw them check me out! I know it’s tacky but I love people to notice me! What can I say I’m an attention whore. Anyway if you’re a women and your reading this then I hope you have a way to make yourself beautiful too! Hell, pretty boys too.

I'm Easily Amused.
"Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so i ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When i went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML" "Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML" "Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML" "Today I was denied acceptance to The University of Georgia. I was down all day so I decided to go to a party my friend was throwing. Thinking it would cheer me up, as soon as I arrive all I see is colleges on shirts, hats, and sweatshirts (most being UGA). It was a college acceptance party. FML"

Photogenic I Am Not
Shit I wish I didn't have anything to blog about tonite. I wish i could come home and i wouldn't be worried about nothing. Life has its challenges and its advantages. I wanted 24 tonite and it was good. Not a lot of Jack Bauer..more Tony Almeida. If you aren't a fan I will spare you the details. Basically this rogue military company is trying to usurp..yes i said usurp command from the US gov't. I am waiting for an all out war. Pretty much sounds like grand theft auto.. but im a video game geek I digress Dad says I owe state 74$ this year.. sounds gay cause I make no money and I work every fucking day. Something about me cashing out my 401K Urgh like 74$ is gonna pay for a new tank to kill more terrorist with. lame gov't laws I am pretty out of it so I'll keep this shorter than I would like. I'm sure some of this will carry over into other days where I feel more blahness. Dad is pretty much tearing up the bathroom for poor tiles in the shower.. The shower is so fuckin

Rebirth
How does one seek what they never knew they wanted? Lights shine; visions come to exist beyond the greatest leap in ever life it doth to know that is more than mortal coil. Blood is red, heart is hued the gentle light spreads forth thru you. I have found a muse who is sweet and true may all I have be given to you. This life has met with earthen pain. And things have come forth from the Umbra domain to protect me and help me when things were not the same. They were here and they still remain, but they know I am making things right she sees me and knows my potential and she does not carve me to fit a shape I was never made for and I give her the respect to do the same for her. I see her perfection and not as an object I accept her as she accepts me. As the sight reveals and the path uncovers those who seek to bind that which is sought have finally brought this life. No longer do I suffer as ashen as anew, but to find the glow I needed only trust with a pure unclouded decision. Life is ne

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Just My Luck
I was sitting at the bar just staring at my drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to me, grabs my drink, gulps it down in one swig, and then turns to me with a menacing stare as if to say, "What'cha gonna do about it?" I start crying. "Come on man I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parkinglot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison"!

Some People
I hate people. I've said it before..and I really do mean it. The way they think that no matter what they do they are so much better than everyone else. The way they say one thing and then do another. They way they think that just because they SAY they love a person them acting like they do shouldn't really matter. The way that they know how to push people's buttons. The way that no matter how you say something, it's always bad. The way that everything you write or say is about them. The way that one minute everything is fine and the next minute, because of something stupid, you don't know how things are going to work out. Ugh, I'm pissed and I'm sad. I'm an emotional wreck. I want things to be stable in my life....

Pretend
sitting here alone in my head and wondering why im here. wondering if im good enough to exist in this hell. maybe im just crazy enough to fit in. or maybe im too disgusting to be looked at. so beauty is shallow and brains are nothing anymore. your best is never enough even when you think so. but it doesn't matter anymore because i love you. you don't even know me but somehow i love you. all those false images of me will come back to haunt me if we should ever meet. so stay where you are and pretend that im what you want me to be. that girl that is prefect in your eyes with the beautiful voice and fool yourself once more

I Love This Truck
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Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, .."I think I..'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?.." a.. Who was the first person to say .."See that chicken there....I..'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it..'s butt..." a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? a.. If the professor on Gilligan..'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can..'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don..'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment . For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. ' 'For reading a book,' she replies, 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up. ' 'If you do that, I'll h

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Today I went to do my radiation simulation and get all set up for starting next Monday. Daily treatments, 5 days a week for 6 weeks... the good news is they say I shouldn't feel the side effects until around week 4, and they should be over with by a week or two after they're done. But I've been also recommended to see a shrink as well as potentially massage therapy - and since I've already met my max out of pocket for the year, the insurance is supposed to pay 100%! And also for a nutritionist to go over a high protein diet that should help, but can also sneak in some weight loss tips for after my treatments are done (they've asked me to stop trying to lose weight for the next couple months so the side affects don't hit me even worse). I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, worrying about today and the possibility of uprooting the family if my hubby goes for this job in MA. I was able to get about 1.5 hours of nap in, but I'm about to drop.

Nicci Wants To Spotlight! Let's Get Her There!
I'M GOING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT I NEED SOME HELP FROM MY FRIENDS DONATIONS ARE ACCEPTED OR I WILL RATE FOR FUBUCKS I AM ALSO MAKING SPECIAL TAGS FOR THOSE THAT HELP ME THIS IS SOMETHING I WANT TO DO WHILE I HAVE THE CHANCE I KNOW WITH A LITTLE HELP I CAN GET THERE IF YOU DONATE TO ME AND WANT ME TO RATE YOUR PICS PLEASE SEND ME A PM SO I CAN GET IT DONE THANK YOU NICCI (repost of original by 'NICCI~OWNER OF DEMENTED NAUGHTY ANGELS~R/L MISTRESS TO KASEY & DEMENTED KING~FU BOMBER~' on '2009-03-30 18:16:18') (repost of original by 'Sarge's Bad Girls' on '2009-03-30 18:48:42')

Bwomp
TWIST THE 4-5 CAP TO GET WRAPPED TIGHT, SLAP THE WAX ON THE WHEELS TO FEEL ALRIGHT. FIND THE FLOW, FREAK THE FUNK LIKE YOUR IN HEAT, WRAP THE LEAF, STRIKE THE BLUNT NOW YOUR IN DEEP. WE GOTTA GET TOGETHER, GOTTA GET WITH THE GAME PLAN, DEFEAT THE DEALERS THAT DEALT THIS HAND. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THE KIDS ARE KILLIN KIDS, WHEN THE ONLY ONE THAT BENEFITS IS THE BIG WIGS. MANKIND, UNKIND, ALWAYS A FINE LINE, WE ALL GOTTA DIE BUT THIS TIME IS MY TIME. HINDSIGHT, BLINDFIGHT, I HATE IT WHEN IM RIGHT. HE DESTROYS THE WORLD WHILE WE SLEEP AT NIGHT. TWIST THE 4-5 CAP AND UNDERSTAND, THAT IF IT WERE UP TO ME ID FREE CHARLES MANSON, HINDSIGHT, BLIND FIGHT, I HATE IT WHEN IM RIGHT. HE DESTROYS THE WORLD WHILE WE SLEEP AT NIGHT.

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I'M GOING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT I NEED SOME HELP FROM MY FRIENDS DONATIONS ARE ACCEPTED OR I WILL RATE FOR FUBUCKS I AM ALSO MAKING SPECIAL TAGS FOR THOSE THAT HELP ME THIS IS SOMETHING I WANT TO DO WHILE I HAVE THE CHANCE I KNOW WITH A LITTLE HELP I CAN GET THERE IF YOU DONATE TO ME AND WANT ME TO RATE YOUR PICS PLEASE SEND ME A PM SO I CAN GET IT DONE THANK YOU NICCI

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My name is Misty and I am only three but everynight my parents scream at or beat me, I wish they could see see the way they treat me but they can't they think this is how things are supposed to be, I hear a car engine as my dad pulls in the drive, I know he's drunk but decide not to hide, He comes in yelling blaming me for his problems at work, Then he immediatly yanks me up by my shirt, As i look in his face i see it is distorted with unimaginable hate, I then pray knowing this can't be my fate, With one final blow i hit the floor, As i lay motionless he jus turns and walks out the door, My name is Misty and I am only three but tonight my daddy murdered me.

Every Damn Time
You told me i was the best now not even the rest the silence of this love hate passion Your the new fashion disease my queen You took me out of my box told me to this to that man why the fuck did i ever think i could ever have something back with this soul of mine dieing with time writhing away with another deathly betraying day worlds are cold blood is hot why couldnt u just let me rot so i couldnt feel like a fashion trend dieing down with in well i guess this is the reall world so ice cold love hate passion damn if that was the only reaction

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for those los and lettes that are true wwe fans...when watching raw, ecw or smackdown...pay attention to the audience as well as the matches...i have often seen hatchetman signs out there....just seen one not too long ago tonight on raw..... MmFwCl to all my juggalo family...mcl

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Silly Puke
There are a few positions we can try next time we have the urge to puke. 1. Standard position: This position is the most common of positions. Like the missionary position, it comes natural. The standard position is when you are on your knees with your head half way in the toilet when you hurl chucks. 2. Top gun position: This position is more complicated and not to be tried by ametuers and drunk people. When you have a lock on your target, you hurl that puke missile to get a kill. Your normal range of engagement is more than 3 ft. away from the target (the toilet). This is also the most patriotic way to puke, cause you can pretend the toilet is the Taliban and you spray biological weapons all over them. 3. Mary Poppins... This positions is where the most body movement is needed. You have to jump in the shower and turn it on.. then you start singing in the rain.. 4. Indiana Jones... The Indiana Jones and the search of the golden toilet is a quest in

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More Silly Shit
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Well, alot has changed since the last time I had a random thought. Obama is still president. Nascar is still wasting gas. And I can not find a freaking hockey game on cable TV! The weather has to be the biggest change... It's like going to a strip club. You think you are going to see the whole enchilada but when the bra comes off.. there are band aids covering what's important. What is up with that anyways? You can pretty much show the whole boob but don't you dare show the nipple.. but guys can walk around with out a shirt and band aids? I mean womans nipples are just a little bit bigger than a guys.. but aren't they in a way built the same..? It's like comparing a Mini Cooper with a Humvee.. yes they are different but you can turn the key and drive to the strip club. Any way.. I want affirmitive action on nipples!!! Oh back to the weather.. It's like hot one day and then cold the next.. It's really screwing with my sinuses. I have been to the doc. twice this week. I have

Silly Shit!
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Gibill.com
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This Made Me Laugh!!!
I had to steal this, its about me and I find it funny as hell!! ok.. so now i get to bitch some.. ya i was seeing someone.. was going great.. been together almost 3 months.. i changed all my profiles to in a relationship.. i had a yahoo personals profile for over 3 years..lol totally forgot about it. well the guy i WAS seeing sends me a message sayin its over cause i was lookin for someone else cause he seen my personals profile.. ya news flash.. when i changed my profile pic on my yahoo profile it changed it for my personals profile as well.. i mean come on.. how fucked up is this? if certain people would have cared to read my info hadnt been edited in over a year. my kid's ages in it are will soon be 5 and 2.. ya my daughter is fixin to be 6 and my son will be 3 this summer.. i mean ya i was holding back because of certain issues like family.. ya know. i lost my job the end of january.. his hours got cut back.. i was broke for valentines day but it was our 2 month anniversary, so

Oh What's Toasty_rosie_xoxo Doing For You All For Easter Hmmm. Please Repost .ty Xoxo
TRYING TO LEVEL SO I AM DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR EASTER.HERE IS WHAT I AM DOING.I WILL HAVE 2 FOLDER'S .THE FIRST FOLDER WITH 100 PICTURE'S IN IT.THE SECOND FOLDER WITH 250 PICTURES IN IT.I AM OFFERING 2 DIFFERENT TAGS I MADE.FIRST TAG FOR THE ONE WITH 100 PIC'S,RATE ALL PIC'S AND 200 FUBUCK'S.FOR THIS TAG.THE SECOND TAG IS FOR THE SECOND FOLDER WITH 250 PICTURE'S IN IT,RATE ALL PIC'S AND 300 FUBUCKS.FOR THIS TAG.IF YOU WANT BOTH TAGS THE BEST DEAL IS RATE BOTH FOLDERS 350 PICTURE'S AND 400 FUBUCKS.FOR BOTH TAGS.I WILL PUT ONE NAME ON WHAT EVER TAG YOU ARE GETTING.SO PLEASE SEND ME THE NAME OF YOUR FRIEND,OR YOUR NAME WHEN YOU SEND THE FUBUCKS,AND YOUR USER # (NUMBER).WHEN YOU FINISH RATING WHAT EVER FOLDER YOU ARE GOING FOR PLEASE LEAVE IN A COMMENT,RATED FOLDER 1, OR 2 THE LAST PICTURE YOU RATED.THERE ARE NO RIPS IN ANY OF MY FOLDERS. RIP PICTURES ARE IN A FOLDER BY THEM SELFS,ALSO THERE ARE NO NSFW IN ANY FOLDER.I WILL SEND ALL FINISH TAGS WITH NAME ON THEM TO YOU,IN A MESSAGE.SO

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You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

What Card Are You?
You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

"not Tonight Baby, I Have A Headache." Wtf???
fellas, some of you have officially been chopped and screwed out a good lay. why???.... ok. one of my best girls just spilled the beans on all ya'll trifelin' ass women ( only applies to the ones that do it) who claim to have a headache when their men wants a lil fun in the sack. fact is, one of the things that can be considered good for a headache is sex. sex,sex and more sex. ane me, being an anylitical whore , is once again forced to pry open this clam and schuck it for all it's worth. till the clam looks like it need a damn replacement, till it looks at you with sad eyes and no hope to live in it's heart. puns intended. now i've never had that used as an excuse so i really can't talk from experience. but if you really love your man and are a stand-up woman, then why the hell is it that you feel the need to lye about your status in order to keep the "monster " at bay. let the man release the hounds on that ass then call him in the morning. instead of " i got a headache" it reall

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this blog is for someone special.. some that everytime i see her in cam... my heart beats a mile amount.... what do i see in her? her bueaty. her wonderful smile.. her bueatiful eyes... the way she smiles and luaghs everytime someone complaiments her... and most of all a sweet loveing caring indivual..who completes my world.. her face is painted on my heart...you might think this is lame but its from my heart and thats what counts....to the one that ask why me what do you see inn me this is the answer.. look inside your heart through my eyes... that will answer your question

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Warships Set Sail Ahead Of N. Korean Rocket Launch
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As rock music changes, is it still all about sex, drugs, and Rock 'n Roll? I think is no. When I see the music video's or listen to the words of the songs, they never talk about sex, drugs, and Rock n' Roll. (e.x. 10 Years "Beautiful" or 3 Doors Down "It's Not My Time") let me know what you think......

Looking For Women And Couples For Webmodeling
attention fuworld i am looking for couples and single women for webmodeling so if anyone is interested send info to my email and i will explain all details on how much u will be paid and it will be advertised in nightmoves magazine,and if u are close to the florida are and u are interested let mr know. nickwilliams73@yahoo.com

Only A Man Would Attempt This ..a Must Read Lol
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