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Remember Those Who Died For You
My good friend has a website with his artwork geared towards the men and women of the Armed Forces. A little blurb taken from his site: My goal by my art work is that as long as the men and women of our armed forces are fighting and dying for us, that they are remembered through my brush strokes. I am able to do any photo or idea that you have at your request on any size canvas that you want. Email me with details that you want done and we can go from there. Brandon Click the picture below to be taken there Please support a Marine Veteran!

Death
Death can appear in dreams in many forms ranging from the near-death experience to wish-fulfillment projected on others. It may seem to be terrifying, or almost joyful in its sense of power. The near-death experience can be either a psychological phenomenon or a physical one. The physical phenomenon comes from lucid dreaming in a nightmare condition. You may become aware of the body paralysis of the REM state and feel powerless to defend yourself in the dream. This can create an overwhelming sense of vulnerability to the threatening circumstances of the dream and a near-death experience. The psychological facet is part and parcel of feeling endangered by your circumstances. This danger may be tangible or merely sensed in the dream. If it is tangible, the source of the danger is the area for interpretive work (whom, why, how, and what has endangered your life?). If the danger is merely sensed, it may symbolize ambivalence concerning a soul's transition into facets of self-awareness

Missed Call On Line ~x~ No.11
I know you are not home..... yet somewhere... thinking....wondering.... if.....I am going to share .... something with you.... when I am alone..... you would like this message... I am to leave on your phone... I have often thought.... yet played.... thinking.... wondering....if..... I am going to share......

Dr. Submitted Funnies~~
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab! I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX 2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. Big breaths, I instructed. Yes, they used to be, replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA .3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a, 'massive internal fart.'Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of h

Doyles Room Bonus Code
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Dj Schedule 4/6 - 4/12
Hey everyone - Here is this week's Schedule - I know its a Little Late and I apologize, but please let me know if you need any changes - Hope Everyone has a blessed holiday week. Much Love, Queeny Bada Bing DJ Schedule 4/6/09 – 4/12/09 Monday Bounty 6pm – 9:00pm EST (5pm – 8:00pm CST) (80s 4play) QUEENY 9pm – 12am EST (8:00pm – 11pm CST) (80s show) PET 12am – 3am ++EST (11pm - 2am+ CST) (Darth No DJing) TUESDAY – QUEENY- 6pm -9pm EST (5pm -8pm CST) PET- 9pm – 12amEST (8pm – 11CST) (megamix) DARTH - 12am – 3:00+ EST (11pm – 2:00am CST) (BOUNTY NO DJING)

Poem
I think of you often and my feelings are real. I don't want to be just another friend, for the thought of you in my life seems so surreal. I wonder if you think of me like I think of you, Can you feel me when my heart swells with delight when I think of you in the morning and on into the night. Can you feel me when in my dreams I am holding you so tight. Our eyes held in a gaze and everything just seems so right. Can you feel me when I say those words from my heart that are soulfully true. Can you feel me when my thoughts run with passion, and are only of you......... Can you feel me????? Can you feel me???

Relationship
The Invitation by Oriah Mountain Dreamer It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I w

Religion
I just finished another book by one of my favorite authors, Paulo Coelho. The latest book I read was "by the river piedra, I sat down and wept". The following is an excerpt from that book. I'm certainly not very religious but I think this has a lot of meaning."A spanish missionary was visiting an island when he came across three aztec priests.'how do you pray?' the missionary asked.'we have only one prayer', answered one of the Aztecs. 'We say, "God, you are three, we are three. have pity on us"''a beautiful prayer' said the missionary. 'but it is not exactly the on that God heeds. I'm going to teach you one that's much better.'The padre taught them a catholic prayer and then continued on his path of evangelism. Years later, when he was returning to Spain, his ship stopped again at the island. From the deck, the missionary saw the three priests on the shore and waved to them.Just then, the three med began to walk across the water toward him.'Padre! Padre!' one of them called, ap

Mark Twain Quotes
Something got me looking at Mark Twain quotes today, and I found more things that I had heard before, but didn't know they came from him. I thought I would share a couple: "It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you." "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." "Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. When I was younger, I could rememb

Tired
I dont post blogs often, but sometimes you just need that release and vent. I dont see the point and lashing out at people. Most of the time the person you want to lash out at has enough on their plate to not need another person coming down on them. I will only lash out when someone starts in on me, but then again I generally just let it slide. My theory is people dont know whats going on in my life, so how could they understand my actions. Though I am tired of bending over backwards to try to be nice and do what everyone wants, but never getting any respect in turn. I do what I say I'm going to do, so why is it so hard for others to? Yes I know I'm ranting but thats my choice today for this blog. No one knows what my life consists except for me and a very few close friends. I work and I take care of my 3 little boys, but thats's my right. If you want to talk to me dont wait until I message you. I'm mobile 90% of the time. I'm either working or I'm with my kids. I dont hav

To Some
To some, I'm just a picture That is seen passing by To some, an aquiantance With whom you say hi. To some, a little more Like flowers in the spring To some, a good friend And a smile it does bring. To some, it goes much deeper Like the waters of the sea To some, whos heart is true I pray it will always be.

Working Towards Change
I'm in the process of working towards a break up with my boyfriend of 9 years. Part of this involves figuring out how much I make, and how much I will be able to afford if everything works out. Shit, its scary to look at the bleak financials laid out before me... But I press on. I had a happy little victory this morning. I stopped in to make a payment on my homeowner's insurance. This is the first time I had been into the office, always did everything by phone, and been happy with the results. Since my purse was stolen last week, I had to pay in cash, which was an issue at my AAA office the day before...making me not want to do business with them.

Addiction
I have a serious addiction to sunglasses. I'm quite sure I'd spend my last few dollars on a hot pair of stunnas. Seriously, I wouldn't buy the brand named Q-Tips, nor will I ever splurge to buy name brand canned vegetables...but I have absolutely not problem throwing down money for glasses. I need help.

Easterbunny
Hello my friends Here is a small message from me the traveling easterbunny preparing to many d. egs to spread around :P realy I am bussy preparing some nice bread for Easter see photo's (will be up later) have a great time

Kittys Hosting An Auction! Wooooot!
DJ Sexy Kitty Is hosting an auction!If you would like to be in it sign up by Tuesday April 14th @ 2pm EST. Auction will begin April 14th @ 6pm EST. Join in plz! Send Me a Pm With a picture of you that you want used & What you will be offering. Entry fee will be 2,500 fubucks. And the starting bids will all be 15K. I will also make you bullys to post for when the auction starts! Click the Pic Below to Go Enter!!!!!

Dream Weaver
I'm a dreamer of sorts one can say cause I believe in displaying all of romances array From notes to be found in her purse to my touch pouring out beyond every verse These hands of mine readily giving you a gentle massage as they bask in your heavenly beauty a seamingly mirage YOur sweet scent simply carries me thru aroma therapy and I'll be able to honestly set my love free Free to tantalizing all of your senses and desires with a passionate heart that never tires Time is not a factor while we are clinched in an embrace there we find our heart racing and love setting the pace Like a shooting star caught in the blink of an eye we exubriate the ecstasy caught in a sigh Like the flickering flame of a candle in a breeze we dance with vigor and press on to please backing up all those moments you called me a tease I'm a dreamer who lives for all those moments all the admiration caressing your entrancing adornments from the roots of your flowing hair to the toes on your feet you bear Ho

Doyles Room Promo Code
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The Swing Of Fubar Things.
As I sit here and finish up rating my friends and all the other awesome people that have rated me the last 2 days,I realize that much about Fubar has changed. It's evolved quite a bit since the Lost Cherry and Cherrytap days when I joined. I used to sit here and have a blast and I still do.I leveled so many times in those days.Now I've been stuck on the current level for over a year now and its funny to me. With the postponement of my wedding and one of my future stepkids in the hospital,I've been away for a bit and felt like Fubar passed me by. After yesterday,I feel that I have gotten back into the swing of things. Now if I could just get my player on my page to work.....I'd be one happy camper. Have a good Tuesday everyone. S.P.G

Little Fun
Learn a lot of little known things about your friends and family.Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Copy the note, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then tag a few good friends and family INCLUDING the person who sent it to you.The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about your friends and family.Have FUN!!!Three names I go by:1. Ellen2. LN3. ElThree Jobs I have had in my life1. Nursey Director at a church2. Housekeeper/Tech at Hospital3. Direct Care ProviderThree Places I have lived1. SW side of Cedar Rapids2. NW side of Cedar Rapids 3. More than likely Marion as of a few weeksThree Favorite drinks1. Water2. Pepsi3. Orange Juice Three TV Shows that I watch1. Grey's Anatomy2. Burn Notice 3. HouseThree places I have been1. Chicago, Illinois(my favorite town)2. Honolulu, Hawaii3. Orlando and Miami, FloridaPeople who e-mail me regularly1. My mom2. My Aunt 3. Jason Three of my favorite foods1. Chicken Nuggets2. Ra

Love And Suicide (based On A Dream)
Her eyes slowly close Tears roll down her cheeks And off the tip of her nose. She raises the blade, Wishing everything will fade! She places it against her wrist, And pulls it towards her Repeatedly doing it till blood flows rapidly. As the blood flows from her wrist The memories of him rush through her head! Slowly the world begins to spin and fade! Her heart beat lessens Her breathing comes to a sudden stop. Alas, she is dead Her limp body slumped in a corner In a crimson puddle She is no longer apart of this world. He kneels down at her side And whispers to her

Will She Do It
She is never happy, Her tears stream down Her cheek like rain Her voice is hoarse From screaming She sits alone in the dark Her skin, pale as snow Her eyes wide and blood-shot Why is she here? What is this feeling? All by herself she thinks Rocking back and forth. Her mind racing, Her heart pounding Hard in her chest Voices in her head Confusing her Fighting each other

Growing Old
LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard,' he says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.' ________________________________________________________________ FAMILY Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know.

Why Did You Go?
You walked out my life with out saying goodbye! Now you are just a memory now. I wish to see you walk around the next corner, To hear your voice in a room filled with silence! Why did you go? Why did you leave that way? I see your face in the mirror, I feel your presence when I am alone, I hear you voice when I seek guidance, When I am sad I hear your laughter! I feel alone now that you’re gone. I have lost a friend, my protector, My uncle

A Quick Teaser Of Something I Started Working On In The Last Few Days
This is a teaser for the newest project i'm working on. Lu Bu: Rebirth of a Legend Xiapi 198 A.D. "Too tightly tied!" Too tightly tied!" a man in armor said in frustration at the two men who escorted him across the battlements of a battle ravaged city wall, the tied man was large and powerfully built, but the ropes binding him were the source of his misery as they were tightly bound across his chest and arms, rendering him unable to move his arms to try and save himself as they brought him before a group of men wearing robes as he said "Too tightly tied!!" one last time. "A tiger should be really tightly tied" one of the men said to him as the man in armor looked at the group of men surrounding him, he recognized the one who had spoken to him as Cao Cao, then he saw Liu Bei and Guan Yu, Guan Yu's beard was unmistakable as it reached his waist and was beautifully taken care of. Looking at the two men who had tied him up to begin with he said with considerable heat in his voi

Still Remains
She died here Many years ago. Her spirit still lingers! Why is it here? Why is she still around? Stabbed in her own bed, Blood stained sheets Are all still there! They will not fade, As long as her spirit still remains! Body dragged to the pool, Loose floor boards ripping her flesh, Her nails gouging deep trails, They are all still there, and will stay As long as her spirit remains Washed in the pool!

Born Into A Funny Farm
Born into a funny farm All loony from day one Four nut cases under one roof I can see the danger, cant you? No one drools Unless they’re sleeping No one cares Unless I am creeping In our rooms we sit Rocking back and forth Yes we are crazy, But that’s just it! Our house is a funny farm Each of us crazy In our own special way Loons and nut cases all in one Born into a funny farm Our house is a funny farm Come on in You’re welcome to stay Don’t mind our taste in fashion It suits us all very well! The wrap around sleeves The buckles on the back We love our white jackets, And our pretty padded walls And laughing at each other As we make one another fall! I was born into a funny farm Welcome to our funny farm You can stay if you like Where loons and freaks will live as one!

I Had To Put This Here Too.
Haha, so for no good reason this lady at http://fubar.com/user/2246438 flips a bitch at me, leaves funny comments and low rates, and rants in my shoutbox and then blocks me before I can ask her what's wrong.In her last shout, it says something about I down rated her and was either too drunk or mad bc I'm not cute enough (and apparently she is? I'm not so sure), to explain to her why I would ever do such a thing. HAHA! Geez, people are too damn worked up about a number on a website. I don't remember rating her, and if I downrated her, it's probably due to how sometimes when the pages are loading, if I click the 10, it's just as the rest of the page pops in, and it moves the numbers a little bit to the left. So maybe she got an 8 instead of a 10. Transcript of shoutbox. Lol. so funny. »-(¯`♥´¯)-...: and bc you rate me down then cannot talk or expain....like are you drunk or mad bc sry your not cute...i guess i just didnt see a reason why to do that to sumone else...like no

Forever Ended Yesterday (mind Games And Secrets Pt3) [written When I Was 16]
Forever ended yesterday, never begins anewNo more dues to pay and no chance of loving youMy heart lays on the floor, drenched with my sweat and tearsI'm going through the door, I'm getting rid of all my fearsI go out and face the sun, a sun that now laughs at meAs the pain swells to mind-numbing, I find that I can't seeThis sadness rules my mind, leaving me blind, bound in the darkI'm drowning, searching for poisoned air in water filled with sharksI'm longing for your touch, my ties to pain to severThere's no emotion left in my eyes, you leftAnd you took my foreverForever ended yesterday, Never began anewNo more forced dues to pay, no fucking chance of loving youMy heart lays on the floor, ground and shattered hemispheresBut I've already gone through the door, I've gotten rid of all my fearsMy desire has left me, you were all I hadAnd I wonder in desperation, how did I make you madWithout any warning my world has come to an endI have no will left to go on or retreatThrough the deepest

10 Alternate Uses For A Coathanger..
I want to thank Hugh G Joak for coauthoring this blog with me. He is my inspiration on most of my crazy ideas and blogs. I would like to give him full credit for today's blogs theme. You are my rock, Kumquat.. 10 Alternate uses for coat hangers: 1. To hold your Pippi Long Stocking hair do 2. Breaking into cars. 3. Punk rocker earring 4. Giant Bubble Blower 5. Electrical outlet tester 6. Hill Billy toothpick 7. While wearing a cast a scratching device 8. Car Radio Antenna 9. To capture large dust balls from the far corners of your bed. 10. Makes an excellent cat toy ( just need crazy glue and feathers ) Thank you for stopping by Kumquat and Snow Pea

Fubar Vs Real Life
People, people, people, some of you really need to learn to separate Fubar from Real Life. You are taking these Fubar husband/wife/bf/gf shit way to fucking serious. Do you really think that just because you are someones fu-bitch that it means anything in real life? If you have met someone here and have developed something outside of Fubar then I am happy for you. This blog is going out to those that can't relate outside in the real world. There are people here that are taking it too serious...there are over 2,800,000 people here...if you are "fu-engaged" one minute and dumped the next...move on. Stop telling your Fu-spouse who they can talk to, who can own them, and who can be in your family. Chances are you will never meet them in the real world anyway, and even if there was a chance for a meeting, if you act like a jeolous piece of shit they probably don't want to meet you now. The best piece of advise...take all of this with a light heart or log off and throw your computer in

Send Me A Direct Link In Your Comment
I'm going to do another Cherry Bomb toight Tuesday 4-7-09. If you would like to bomb you and you have a folder with 250 pics for bombing and would like me to bomb you please leave a comment with a DIRECT link to that folder. Please r/f/a if you haven't already as well for me to bomb you. In the past I've asked for the link to be sent to my SB but that got way to confusing. I try very hard to hit my family members of the Americas Brave N Proud Lounge and the members of the Rating Revolution as well first. Also if you have auto 11's going to still be in affect tonight leave that in your message too if you could :-) help me and I'll be helping you too!!! Looking forward to new friends and fans. I try to keep up with anyone who f/r/a's me as well :) Also pleaz rate this blog as well :) UPDATE 4.7.09 PM My internet is running extremely SLOWWWWW so I'm going to wait until tomorrow to do my cherry bomb. So hopefully tomorrow night will be better to be able to do a Cherry Bomb :)

Wasted (mind Games And Secrets Pt2) [written When I Was 15]
Everything I am, Everything you wereIt all seems pointless, it's all so fucked upWhatever happened to us being happy?Happily Ever After seems to be endingSwiftly it falls apart, broke down and aloneCrash into a wall, nothing's sacred anymoreI can't change who I was, I can't be who you areMaybe it's better this way, but we got so farForever used to be all we neededAnd now that it's over, All I wanted wasFor you just to be here, the world is so coldLifeless and desperate, can't we start again?Everything falls apartI can't make itI gave you everythingAnd it was all wastedEverything I am, Everything you wereIt all seems pointless, it's all so fucked upWhatever happened to us being happy?Happily Ever After seems to be endingForever used to be all we neededAnd now that it's over, All I wanted wasFor you just to be here, the world is so coldLifeless and desperate, can't we start again?Swimming in circles, I'm desperate for the airI can't find the way out, it's sad that I don't careI want it a

I Stole It From My Wifey!
Do you miss your last relationship?More then I ever will admit Are you wearing a sports shirt?noHow long until your birthday?cant wait till sept Will tomorrow be better than today?its 1 day closer to friday so yesWhat color are your undies?noneSometimes, does it feel like your life isn't going anywhere?No way im always going somewhere, may not know where but I'm going Do you bite your lip?yes..alotDo you have any strange phobias?yes i'm scared of dark How tall is the last person you hugged?she a shortie it was my kiddoWhat are you listening to right now?What it takes by Aerosmith What is something you wish you had more of?timeDoes something hurt on you right now?yesWhat is your current mood?idk What's on your mind? to much to write What are you doing right now?this Wheres your best friend at?he at home watching daytime tvDid you watch "Shot of Love" with Tila Tequlla?"NaWho makes you happy most of the time?My family and my friendsWhat are you sick of?my husband....Are you normal

Expansion (mind Games And Secrets Pt1) [written When I Was 15]
Do you want me as I want youNaked and tremblingIn the aniticipationOf being here with meWe're just two stars, secludedFrom all of the world's hateAnd we're clinging desperatelyAt this one chance to escapeInside of you, you're inside of meWhere everything is purest nothingAnd it's consuming all that can never beAnd we expand into nothing so completelyI feel your tears on my skinYou're burning me insideAnd you're touching everythingI try so hard to hideAll of my fears and my wantsAll my sick thoughts, so impureAnd I'm finding your acceptanceAnd somehow I endureInside of you, you're inside of meWhere everything is purest nothingAnd it's consuming all that can never beAnd we expand into nothing so completelyRip my soul awayFuck it, who cares?No one loves meAnd I wasn't preparedYou lied to meAnd you jurt me againYou promised to be hereSo when did forever end?Kill me softly and bleed me gentlyThen fill me with nothing, and leave me lonelyI can't go onIt's just too muchHow could you goBlack h

Yu Nuh Easy 0.o
You know who you are friend,that's just it 'friend'. Ya sarcasm I can handle,and more.Ya are starting to annoy me,I'm not one to block anyone or delete anyone.Keep it up,and you will be the one blocking me or deleting me from ya friends list.=) Have a beautiful day =)

Hair For A Cause
Hair for a Cause: Due to a recent fire loss, the Viteri Family has lost pretty much everything they own, including their home. We at Cost Cutters Family Hair Care are setting up a cut-a-thon fundraiser to help our friend/co-worker Natalie and her family. All proceeds will go directly to the Viteri Family. On April 26th, 2009, we will be offering haircuts ONLY for $10 (no colors, perms, highlights, blowdrying...and CASH only!!) between the hours of 4pm and 8pm, and donations will also be welcome. Please contact me for more information or visit http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=92445380389&ref=

Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn 's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of

Our First Encounter!
OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER Have you thought... ....dream of .... OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER.... As, if we were there... I have imagined it to be similar to this....while we are just all wrapped up in this little bliss... now pay attention as if we were there, ... where?....I have not a date for when, but this is how I believe this will all begin...this only importance to this message I am trying to send... You now know some of MI'.... as I do of you... now things have begun and somehow grew..... Now that we are past the introduction stage... we both know .... there is connection we engage... So, this place we have set to meet.... a place yet unknown but we will greet.... I am thinking I wont say much when I first arrive... we have already shared much and could write an archive.... So, a warm breath of a secret, I may in your ear... just to let you know I have arrived and I am close, and oh so very near.... I could come meet and shake your hand...but from behind... I imagine that would b

Show My Friend Lin Support ; Her Mum Has Cancer
Some of you know that I have a very good friend on here, her name is Linda. We have been friends since we both joined this site when it was Cherry Tap. We have had lots of fun on here, bombing, being in contests together and helping each other out. We've shared lots of laughs, tears and many secrets. She feels like a sister to me although we have never met, I hope to meet her one day. I have spoke to her children on here and they are wonderful kids as well. We have even shared snailmail. She just found out that her mum has cancer. So what I would like for all my fu friends and fu fans and family to do is. Drop by her page, show her some love and support and so whatever it is you do in this type of situation to be kind to someone in need, because she would surely do the same for you if I asked her to because that's the kind of friend she is. Thanks a lot..Love,, Amy Gypsysoul@ fubar

Easter Auction '09!
Going…. Going… GONE!OMG, GoIn4bRoKe is being auctioned! Easter Auction will be running 4/6 6pm(EST) to 4/12 6pm(EST)Come and BID BID BID!!He is offering the highest bidder the following:1. Owned by you in his name2. Your name as his status for at least 1 hour a day3. Rate all stash during HH4. Random profile comments5. 500 11’s during the month6. Link to their profile on his main page7. Misc gifts through the month, some big pimpin8. Pimpout blog9. SFW salute10. #1 family member and friend11. Keep shitfaced12. Crush for the month!So what are you waiting for?! Click his pic to place your bid!!Bulletin brought to you by:Viχεή ßεℓℓα ♥ [[ƒ*m*ƒ]]

The 'x', The Cit' , The Mi' .. (1+1)...&..then +sum+
WHAT IS THE XCITMI'~11The ~X~of 1 & then {+} SUM....Many question MI'....Don't be naive..but SUM never see what there is to SEE....Some see with their eyes...OPEN....others' eyes are SHUT.....For MI'...?Neither!... I SEE... with my SOUL...It's a POWER.. a true 'in'sight, I take it all in MI'...and it is sometimes out of CONTROL....How the '1' spits out for you to recieve .....sometimes hard to conceive....The 'MI' just tells '1' to BELIEVE....What is the ~X~?The ~X~is ...just a ~X~.., just as YOU, as ANYONE.. The UNKNOWN FACTOR.... The ~X~POENENT!We are all considered or LABLED..Until I or '1' have it UN~RAVELED!...So, I ask YOU.. How do you dress your ~X~?for '1' to Conceive?For MI' ... as generic for SUM as I want to BE...or give SUM '1's' MORE of MI' (X to the XX to the XXX)The few I do give some more of ~X~ do SEE... what there is to SEE....this I do believe...TRUE & HONEST MI'....I do have and claimed MI" a place, a SPOT!!I call it... and do believe it cost MI' a lot...so

Home At Last!!!
I sure have a LOT to get caught up on here! I'm totally fine, I hope nobody was worried. I've been out at my friend's farm taking care of things for her because she was hospitalized again. We went to pick up our girls from their grandparents after March Break and on our way home my one daughter called to let me know my friend was throwing up. (We'd been taking shifts staying with her but my daughter was coming home that night and nobody was going out to replace her because it'd been about a month and she was okay to take care of herself again.) I told my daughter I couldn't do anything at least til we got home from Toronto, but I guess things settled down that night for my friend. The next day she called though and she was back in the hospital again. I tried to go back and forth to the farm for the first few days but it was just too much so I went out to stay on the Thursday and I've been there since. I came home twice just for the night once she was home again, she got home a

Listen.
When I ask you to listen to me and you start giving advice, you have not done what I asked. When I ask you to listen to me and you begin to tell me why I shouldn't feel that way, you are trampling on my feelings. When I ask you to listen to me and you feel you have to do something to solve my problem, you have failed me, strange as that may seem. Listen! All I asked, was that you listen not talk or do - just hear me. Advice is cheap. 10 cents will get you both Dear Abby and Billy Graham in the same newspaper. And I can do for myself; I'm not helpless Maybe discouraged and faltering, but not helpless. When you do something for me that I can and need to do for myself, you contribute to my fear and weakness. But, when you accept as a simplefact that I do feel what I feel, no matter how irrational, then I can quit trying to convince you and can get about the business of understanding what's behind this irrational feeling. And when that's clear, the answers

Somebody
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to do and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody would have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody would do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Crystal Ball......
As i gaze into my crystal ball.... I ask myself : should one week be enough punishment for Crystal to be blocked? I'm enjoying the "power" thing here...and careful what you say or you might be joining her.

Everything
Your eyes, shifting from pools of emerald to blazing saphires,and always with a golden ring.Your lips, pouty, and sweet, a pleasure to kiss.Your hair, gold and copper shining in sunlight.Your skin, alabaster and silk, I long for its touch.Your face, a canvas of emotions, worry, pain, love, pride. Beautiful in every way.Your body,curvy, and luxurious, my passion to hold.Your arms, muscled and firm, I feel safe when you hold me.Your hands, soft and small, I desire their loving touch.All this I see, when I look at you. Despite what you think, You are perfection personified to me.

Themes
Ok, So my friend just talked me into doing a photoshoot for a calendar. My month is going to be December. So Im wondering if I should do a "Miss Xmas" theme orrrr like a "Santas Lil Helper" kinda thing... Lol, what are your thoughts or suggestions for themes or poses? Note me please!

Survey
Do you miss your last relationship?hell no Are you wearing a sports shirt?noHow long until your birthday?like 9 monthsWill tomorrow be better than today?its 1 day closer to friday so yesWhat color are your undies?noneSometimes, does it feel like your life isn't going anywhere?sometimesDo you bite your lip?yes..alotDo you have any strange phobias?yes i'm scared of bridgesHow tall is the last person you hugged?not very tall, my daughter What are you listening to right now?the song stuck in my headWhat is something you wish you had more of?timeDoes something hurt on you right now?yesWhat is your current mood?BouncyWhat's on your mind? i'm in painWhat are you doing right now?this Wheres your best friend at?who knowsDid you watch "Shot of Love" with Tila Tequlla?"the 1st 1Who makes you happy most of the time?My family and my friendsWhat are you sick of?the poor economyAre you normally a happy person?YES, I try to beWho was the last person u texted?my heartHave you ever kissed someone wh

Click Click Boom!
First off this doesn’t apply to everyone, all of my close family and friends please disregard because you ALL rock!!! I’m super open and honest and hold no punches, like it or not it’s me so deal with it or delete me, delete me and I wouldn’t want you as a friend anyway so GFY.. : ) So for a few months I’ve been bombing people like crazy and the same thoughts keep popping into my mind over and over. Why is it so hard for people to write an email that takes 10 seconds to say thank you? I never ask for ANYTHING from ANYBODY.. I was brought up in a VERY strict Italian family and taught a lot of respect, I do my best to say “thanks” to everyone but am sometimes overwhelmed with many, many pages of email and it takes me time to get through it all lol.. If I don’t say thanks personally I usually wind up bombing you lol… Bombs and auto’s aren’t cheap and a lot of the people (especially the beggars) don’t get this.. I do

Smoking For The Children
I have what you would call not a publicly acceptable habit; I smoke. I have been doing it for many years now, going back to my Army days. I have quit a couple times, for as long as a year, sometimes for a few months. Then something happens to make me lose my resolve and I end up smoking again. The previous story I posted about a disagreement I had at work was one of those times. I know its bad for me, and I know from the times I have quit how bad a cigarette smells to a non smoker, but none of this seems to phase me when I want my fix of that sweet sweet nicotine. One thing I noticed on my recent travels was how certain places were more tolerant than others on smoking, I have to say it was quite nice to find a bar that didn't make you go outside to burn a quick one. I also noticed wild fluctuations on the price of cigarettes in different places. The price of cigarettes has continued to go up, as it seems a perfectly acceptable thing to be taxed by the government. This lates

My Prince
Prince my dark my witty my intense Prince. How I wish you were mine I were thou art yours. Wishing I could taste your lips thou i bet there sweet. Wishing I could touch your skin I bet it to be soft. I wish I dream that u would be my prince and I beyour lady.My heart is already starting to beat for u it whispears your name. When I speak of the one I want your name is on the tip of my tounge ready to brust out. For my sadness I can not speak of u for you are not mine. It may be lust beautiful lust but I no it could be love.Wishing I could hold u to feel u breath. Thee so far me not near.My wishes are but wishes. My dreams simple dreams.My want for u is real my Prince.My want to love u is real my Prince. The way my heart race when i see and think your name my prince is very real cuz i feel it...

Hope Remains
Hope is such a strange thingSo fragile, and prone to getting lost and brokenAnd yet it perseveres, pulling itself back togetherDespite the oddsDespite the hurtDespite the all consuming desire to just give up, give in, lay down and let the waves comeHope remainsIt shines in the darkness, painful in it's radianceBeautiful in its simplicityHope is the essence of what life longs to beAlways it waits, bides its timeAlways it watches with compassionAlways it cries with us when all is lostIt remains with us through the painCalls to us when we need to hearSilences us when neededShows us how to be better than we areAnd shows us it is possibleDespite what they sayDespite what they may doDespite the ever-encroaching doubts and fears that cloud our eyes and heartsHope remainsHope remains because I refuse to let it dieI shelter it from the storm with all I amI give of all that I am for hopeBecause Hope is all I have in this worldAnd without it, there is no world worth living inI will die for hope i

Why...oh Why
So after being on this site for a day or so, as well as other sites..I've come to realize one thing...this whole Juggalo/Juggalette thing is getting out of hand. Am I down with the clown? No. I am not down with the clown, in fact, I want to kick the clown, knock the clown down and steal his squeaky nose. About 30 years ago, a band did the whole "face painted legion of followers" thing...they were called KISS. I'm sure Gene Simmons has trademarked the face painting thing, and all of you Juggalo/Juggalettes will be getting Cease and Desist orders from his attorney, that guy sues everyone. I have a simple solution to this whole problem. ICP should re-invent themselves as IMP (Insane Mime Posse). Act as crazy as they want, jump around, but DON'T SING. Save the world a lot of needless suffering. However, if they break out that whole "walking into an invisible wall" thing...well, then something more drastic will need to be done. So please...Juggalettes, many of you are attractive, t

Turbalance
You know life throws u curve all da time, and its not wut thrown your way but how u accept and deal with for the most part that count.... See for year i have been tryin to further my schoolin, and finally this last year; August 25, 2008: i wuz enrolled at Red Stone Collage, its wuz wut i had been lookin for. I could git a degree to work on air crafts which wuz my dream for the longest time. But finances made me take a leave of absents, and i returned home to IL to try to regroup myself, and obtain the money to substain myself once i return to CO; which i am very much so still doin and plannin on; And while here i ended a very toxic relationship, and ended up findin the love of my life; Nicole Lynn Balo; and started a very good, trustin, and lovin relationship with her. Now we r on the raoad of marrage, it looks like we might be expectin our first lil one; we r not proof positive, but all sign point one direction;....Now i sit here poun derin the past, the present, and future.... For

My Miracle
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment#9097 Wings Over The Mountains of Life My Miracle My husband and I had been married for seven years, and had triedand tried to have a child. No matter how hard or what we tried,we could not have a baby.I had so many miscarriages that the doctor finally told me thatI was putting myself at risk to continue trying. I was so heavyhearted. I grew up in a loving Christian home, my father beinga Pastor. All my life I knew there was a God, but I could notunderstand why he was punishing me so. I was angry with him.I felt as though he was giving me hope with each pregnancy andthen snatching it away from me. I remember on one occasion, Imet this complete stranger, a Christian lady. She walked rightup to me and told me that God had wanted her to tell me to notgive up faith, yet my faith was already gone.The more time that passed, I became angrier with God.The lady told me that God had given her a vision of me and inthat vision I was holding a lit

Katie Melua - Just Like Heaven
Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream he said The one that makes me laugh he said And threw his arms around my neck Show me how you do it And I promise you I promise that I’ll run away with you I’ll run away with you Spinning on that dizzy edge I kissed his face and kissed his head And dreamed of all the different ways I had To make him glow Why are you so far away? he said Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you That I’m in love with you You, soft and only You,lost and lonely You, strange as angels Dancing in the deepest oceans Twisting in the water You’re just like a dream You're just like a dream Daylight licked me into shape I must have been asleep for days And moving lips to breathe his name I opened up my eyes And found myself alone alone Alone above a raging sea That stole the only boy I loved And drowned him deep inside of me You, soft and only You, lost and lonely You, just l

How Do You Think?
You Think Objectively Your brain works best when you are able to think in steps. You like procedures and routines. You are good at staying focused and on task. You are excel at developing workable solutions to difficult problems. You simply look at the facts. You have an excellent memory, and you are a quick thinker. You can sort out what's important from what's not. How Do You Think?

Childhood Dreams
Childhood dreams We all were once children long before the days of adult hood and the swift sting of reality smacked us in the face, a time when they couldn't wait to go to school to meet their friends, a time when they couldn't wait for summer to come so they could play the day away,, in this time of childhood most children had dreams that changed over time , from the younger ages of wanting to be superheroes and cops and cowboys and Indians, lol to wanting to be teachers and marines and doctors and nurses, even president, but as I look back, on my own child hood, I think with age my only dream as a child was to live long enough to grow up at all, with each passing year, was a year closer to either being killed , or living , and though there were many times I begged for the being killed part, every start of a new year , became more begging that I would make it to the next, most children spend their time playing and having fun while I was more concerned about hiding, an

More Small Brain Stuff....
This morning I am driving to Helena, the state capitol, which is about 90 miles from my house on the river, to go too the doctor. I am a vet and going to the VA Hospital there, which is the only hospital on this side of the state ( VA) I am a Purple heart vet and it is free care for life so worth it I think. You just have to drive to it...LOL There is another one on the eastern side of the state but if you have ever seen a map of Montana you know that is like going to Michigan for an appointment. Anyway I am seeing a neurologist about my tiny brain they discovered on the recent MRI!!! This should bother me I guess, ( having a small brain) but I have much to high an opinion of myself to let anything like that interfere with my illusions of grandeur. When you go to the VA it is like you are still in the military. And they don't care how many medals you received in your war. That was then, this is now. And you have to wonder about a doctor that would work for the VA when he co

5 Cell Phone Tips
5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.) There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find Yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell ph

Tainted Pt2 ( By Her Graveside )
This was where you died… Do you remember that night? The memories still flood my mind. How much did you cry out? The sounds of your flesh tearing. Oh how I now miss the sound. You lay there now, unmoving. The very air drawn from your lungs. Your crime was the feelings you laid bare. You gave into the lust in you’re heart. And this is the price you shall pay. A pentangle of blood was what you were laid upon. Naked flesh of Lilith on display for one and all too see. Blood and lust intertwined in perfect harmony. You gave up you’re body. Now you’re soul too. Laying there like an angel of perfection. That perfect chest rising and falling no more. The sinful hiroglyphs slashed into your porcelain flesh Now I lay this black rose upon you’re grave. And now? Oh now… You’re screams begin anew…

Dollar Math
"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" Vinny raised his hand and answered, "One dollar." The teacher shook her head. "You don't know your math." Vinny replied, "You don't know my father."

Tainted Pt1
A black and corrupted soul, Lays awake in the bitter twilight, My damnation has fully been granted, I am no more then a spectre, A black and soulless void, I shall to you will be not even a memory. I am one of the lost, A slave to self reformation, Never should I have been within the light. I will revert to that in which I truly am. A dark one, lust incarnate This blood, you’re innocence. To me they are like the fruit and wine. You’re very tears like ambrosia too my palette. You’re screams are like angelic choirs to my ears. The very breaking of you’re heart will be my joy. I will sustain myself upon your pain. Throw you across that alter and devour you soul and all. Bring forth my damnation, Oh how I lust for it….

No Longer Mia Lol
So, yeah I ws MIA for a while of course I had my reasons. And then it figures the day I decided to check back into fu what do i see? My ex had been on my page. Now I find this completely laughable since he claimed all of his exes were psycho stalkers. Then I log in here a day or two later and who else has been on my page, but the woman he was supposedly dating....now WTF is up with that crap? I disappear for a while and they start creeping around my page...hmmmm that's not a good thing. She got the block, he didn't only because I want to see what he's got up his sleeve. Maybe he's regretting getting rid of the best thing that ever happened to him...LMFAO if that's the case, its just too damned bad, I've moved on and have no intentions of looking back. It took me a long time to get over him and during that time I hurt like there was no tomorrow. But I'm stronger for it now. And all I have to say to him is this - "Stop playing games and stay off my page, I'd hate to resort to the ch

What Would This Mean For The World Please Give Your Comment Thank You
PLEASE READ THIS LETTER. BE PREPARED. THIS IS THE TRUTH OF WORLD HISTORY. From an elderly German lady ... A German Lady Remembers and Speaks Your nation, your country, your culture and future are all in turmoil no matter where you are right now reading this. We cannot as Christians take a passive fatalistic approach to all that is occurring. We need to cry out, warn, pray until our throats ache, and get the focus off of our small little selves. Please read the message from a wise elder saint who has chosen to be a voice... ...regardless of what it has cost her. In His Shadow, Mary Lindow ... A German Lady Remembers and Speaks Lori Kalner In Germany, when Hitler came to power, it was a time of terrible financial depression. Money was worth nothing. In Germany people lost homes and jobs, just like in the American Depression in the 1930s, which we have read about in Thoene's Shiloh books. In those days, in my homeland, Adolph Hitler was elected to power by promising "Change." He blamed th

Slave To The Dark
A broken soul, lost in perpetual silence. I sit here still yearning for you. A shattered mirror, Broken and forlorn I still feel my flesh screaming for your’re touch How could I have been so foolish? To allow you to luring me in? Your smile became my damnation With the sound of a goddess. You’re voice was my downfall. The very mention of you’re name sends me spiralling downwards. An age old story of love lost, pain gained The core of my soul lays unbeaten, Rancid and festering at the bottom on an abyss. Where once happiness and joy existed. Now only a tale of unbridled perfect damnation does. When your light touched me, I was alive. Now all light has since passed. Darkness surrounds me in its choking cloak The air has become stale and poisoned. Forever shall this wander be damned. Forever shall I be a slave to the dark.

Anything, Anymore, At All
Sometimes the hardest part is feeling at allForcing the teeth to seperate and the words to comeAnd sometimes the hardest part is biting back the wordsBefore they can leave the edge of your tongueAnd more often than not, I will fail at bothI will hurt those I wish to help and badly soI will hold back words I should have saidAnd I will watch the tears and the pain flowI will fail those I want most to succeedAnd I will be forgotten long before I am goneI will stand in this hole I have dug myself inAnd I will wait for the day that I can feel I wonI am many things inside, so confused oftentimesQuietly torturing myself with a mind that has seenFar too much of what should never be in this worldBetween the skin and the bones and blood betweenI have hunted for answers to questions I despiseI have found answers I wished to never understandI have felt lost and alone for most of my lifeAnd I have given up on having any sort of a planBecause life is always changing, and still I remainThe hapless vi

Scars
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchMy scars remind me that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelDrunk and I'm feeling downand I just wanna be aloneI'm pissed cause you came aroundWhy don't you just go homeCause you channeled all your painand I can't help you fix yourselfYour making me insaneAll I can say isI tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind us that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelI tried to help you onceAgainst my own adviceI saw you going downBut you never realizedThat you're drowning in the waterSo I offered you my handCompassion's in my natureTonight is our last danceI tear my heart open, I sew myself shutMy weakness is that I care too muchAnd our scars remind us that the past is realI tear my heart open just to feelI'm drunk and I'm feeling downand I just wanna be aloneYou shouldn't ever came aroundWhy don't you just go home?Cause your drowning in the wate

A Great Loss In My World
PapaGnome@ fubar As many of you know I just got back from TX for Ren Faire. The wonderful man you see above is the whole reason i travel to TX. If I hadn't met him online oh so many years ago, I'd never have gone out there. This pic was taken this past Saturday at faire. Sadly, we lost this wonderful, gentle soul last night. I am soooo going to miss you Mike. You will alwayssss hold a very special place in my heart. I love you and miss you very much

Windfall.
"What the hell was that?" I rub my face, shake my head. Did I blank out again, or did I really see it. Those faces... those smiles. That voice... The same as every time I'm lost in the darkest corridors of my self. That voice. He says I know him. He says he's always been there. But he is no god, no demon. Because there's no such thing as the toothfairy. It's all coming back to me now. Like a bad penny or a boomerang. I know how to catch those y'know learned when I was seven. It's not that hard, but man you can crack your ribs pretty good if you fuck it up. My brother caught his with his face one time we didn't get to play with boomerangs much more after that. And the window. I was sitting in my office chair, in front of my glowing information and sex box. Like I do 80% of my waking hours. Counting the minutes til I lose my god damn mind and paint a chunky rorschach on the wall with my .38 when it occured to me I am not a well man. The filthy dishes, the stinking, clogg

Zombies Ate My Brain
Ok.. so i go to walmart to get my friend a present because i loves her and stuff... i had 75 in cash.. and a debit card well i get there and then look in my wallet... don't see the debit card.. ok no big deal.. must have left them in my shorts sunday... will finish shopping tomorrow night.. get my 75 dollars worth of stuff and go away i get home... look in shorts.. NO CARD.. panic mode! decide to check my wallet again... there it is.. plain as day... MOTHERFUCKER! i blame it on the zombies... they ate my brain...

Underwear Dust
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!! One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

Human Race
A little girl asked her mother:'How did the human race appear?'The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.'Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys fromwhich the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mum, how is it possiblethat you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed From monkeys?'The mother answered,'Well, Dear, it is very simple.I told you about my side of the family, and your father told youAbout His.'

It's No Joke
Who would have ever thought that a minor jab from a pen would turn out to be something so serious. A jab to which all you see is a little dot where the pen ink would have been. Without any more details, that's pretty much what happened. It has been a hell of a week for me. I went in 2 Sundays ago because it got infected and waited, like an idiot and got yelled at for it, 3 days after I noticed it, to have it looked at. A Tetanus shot, 2 vials of blood for testing and 3200mg of antibiotics later am out the door..ugh. Well, yesterday while at work, I noticed red bumps everywhere.. ugh.. another trip to the Doc. End result? Another SHOT! This time Prednisone and a change in the antibiotics. It seems I had an allergic reaction to the initial antibiotics I was given and since I had no known allergies, no one would have known. Well now I know. Now am on new Antibiotics for damn 10 days when I had 7 left of the other one lol and damn steroids to take. I hate taking pills. Now I have p

Wack Jobs
I have been on fubar awhile now, and viewed several mumms. Some I answered some I just laugh at. People from 18 and up and I am sure younger, men and woman, boys and girls . Posting nekid pics of them selfs. Why who the fuck knows. This isnt playboy or play girl or what ever other mag is out there. This is just a dam web site. Filled with perves and pervettes alike. Most cant think past the number 2 I guess. Most are fixed on sex and cant think of other things of life to think about. Thats really sad yanno. Any how, they piss and moan when their pics are posted other places then here. And they get called down about it. Well yanno! its all fare game when you post your bits and pieces to the public. So why are you gettting all butt hurt. If you put your self out there your gonna get called all sorts of nasty names. And your gonna attract all sorts of pervs and sicko's. But hey maybe thats the only kinda people you can attract. My honest opinion, who in their right m

Blonde Joke
>>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew> the Boss would not allow>>me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted> "CRAZY" then he would>>tell me to take a few days off.>>>>So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny> noises. My co-worker>>(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told> her that I was pretending>>to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I> was "CRAZY" and give me a>>few days off.>>>>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office> and asked "What are you>>doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said> "You are clearly stressed>>out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".> I jumped down and walked>>out of the office.>>>>When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the> Boss asked her "...And>>where>>do you think you're going?" >>She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the> dark!"

That Figures
How is Norma ? (lauraf) A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?' The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?' The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay Room 302.' The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse. After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and Her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.' The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.' The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?' The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit.' Tru

Peaches
Farming is Tough A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?' She pulled the top of her negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?' He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am, they are' and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?' The farmer said, ¿Yes, they are' and another tear came from the other eye. Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?' He said, 'Yes, nice and fuzzy' and broke down crying. She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?' Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.¿

No Way
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during aparticularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spenttheir honeymoon 20 years earlier.> > Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travelschedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, withhis wife flying down the following day.> > The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, sohe decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out oneletter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from herhusband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory followinga heart attack.> > The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives andfriends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Thewidow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw thecomputer

Wrong
2009 Tax Code The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they Are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed According to size: The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $ 300.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $ 250.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $ 150.00 3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $ 30.00 Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains. Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund. ** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **

Oh Thats Wrong
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,I know you'll forgive me.'She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..'

Messed Up
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one dayto confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied.

Old
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

Country Angel & Pumpkins!
Now and then we get a lost My Guitar is smashed, my wires Cut Solid I'm Looking over the edge, Ready to Leap Dangling my Under the water I just thank God the Lamb Didnt go to the slaughter! When the Bullet feels like being put to the head, A Firework placed in the car wild-eyed and crazy, inane Maybe reckless souls cast a burden Baby you save me It's hard lovin' a man that's got a freestyle soul If he didnt do it he'd be hanging from a pole The perfect thing to say to save me from myself You're the angel with wings of pure white Ascending from the heavens unto my doorstep I probally didnt tell tell you nearly enough That I couldn't live one day without your love A a is ship tossed around on the Rocks Up on a highwire that's ready to break Sometimes I've feel as had just about all I can take Baby you, baby you save me

Good Old Boys
Good Old BoysTwo good ol' boys in a trailerpark are sitting around talking one afternoon over a coldbeer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was tosneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin'and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?' The 2nd guy crooks his head sidewaysfor a minute, scratches it, and squints his eyes, thinkingreal hard about the question. Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even

Irish Viagra
IrishViagra An Irish woman of advanced age visitedher physician to ask his advice on reviving herhusband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?'asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'Hewon't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,'replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It'swhen you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't eventaste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let meknow how things went..' It wasn't a week laterwhen she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to herprogress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Justterrible, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked thedoctor... 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped itin his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. Hejumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pantsa-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cupsand tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters andtook me then and there passionately on the tabletop! Itwas

42 Years
FTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS,I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,"HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, ACHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOTTO SLEEP WITH AHOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIGBED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RENOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN..SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT IWOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT,DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED ANDWATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

Making Animations For Offers
Hey all my wonderful friends I am making animations and pics if interested. I will do it for offers. I am trying to get up fubucks to pay for VIP or Auto 11's and Bombs. If you would like one PM me and let me know. Send me the pics you would like to use with a brief description of how you kinda want it to look. Below are some examples I have done for my wife so far. I will be putting up more as I make them. ANIMATIONS I made this for my wife she is a new member of Dangerous Curves. I made this for my wife when she had her 11's on PICS

Poem.
P { MARGIN: 0px } UL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } OL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } "Social Tendencies" What do you do, when conscience fails? Do you shy away from society, as the blood of the innocent, and guilty alike, permeate our very being? We forbid the thought. We don't help. We don't change. We don't attempt to make things better. But, we think we do. Ah, the blessing of self-denial. Ignorance is bliss, for those who don't know that they should know better. Which is no one. We all know better. Yet, ignore the very thought. Every good notion, etheric. As our all encompassing darkness prevails. We close our eyes to death

Dutch Soldier Casualty
Private Azdin Chadli (20) Dutch Royal Army. KIA Monday evening 6th April in Uruzgan. Died in rocket attack at Kamp Holland. Chadli was part of Armored infantry battalion from Oirschot. Chadli was on Afghanistan only short(one week) He was part of Battle Group that started their tour on March 30th. Many others were injured in the attack.

Internet Virus
Hi All, I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus! I checked Snopes (URL20above, and it is for real!! Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS! You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts It is better to receive this message 25 times 20 than to receive the virus

Cosmic Hand Reaches For The Light
Cosmic Hand Reaches for the Light SPACE.com Staff space.com – Sat Apr 4, 8:17 pm ET Tiny and dying but still-powerful stars called pulsars spin like crazy and light up their surroundings, often with ghostly glows. So it is with PSR B1509-58, which long ago collapsed into a sphere just 12 miles in diameter after running out of fuel. And what a strange scene this one has created. In a new image from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, high-energy X-rays emanating from the nebula around PSR B1509-58 have been colored blue to reveal a structure resembling a hand reaching for some eternal red cosmic light. The star now spins around at the dizzying pace of seven times every second -- as pulsars do -- spewing energy into space that creates the scene. Strong magnetic fields, 15 trillion times stronger than the Earth's magnetic field, are thought to be involved, too. The combination drives an energetic wind of electrons and ions away from the dying star. As the e

An Obituary Printed In The London Times.......
An Obituary printed in the London Times....... Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial=2 0policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate on the cheek; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch without written

Things To Remember
*No matter where you are going in life there is always someone there to throw you off course. *If you regret anything you have done in your past think back because that is what got you where you are today. *There is no guarantee that love will find its way to your heart until you have a child. *When life gives you lemons grab the tequila and have the best fuckin party anyone has ever been to. *Never assume your heart knows what is best when the voices in your head are tellin you different. Them voices were put there for a reason. *Broken hearts can only heal when you let them. *Never settle for what could have been when you can fight for what you know is. A wise woman once said that the fastest way to a man's heart is with a kitchen knife. LOL Not really well maybe but it aint worth the time in jail if the body is found. Best advice one can get: Fuck em and Leave em cuz that is what they are planning first. (ok maybe not all of them sometimes it ta

Whyi Am Not Inclined To Like Guys In The Armed Forces
I have a good reason. Let me see, start with John and the few months of chatting and two visits and many letters to him, I don't hear from him for a year. Then surprise he decided to start a chat again once. Then after a couple of texts back and forth and then again silence. Thn a few months later a text meant for his friend sent to me, that hurts. There is also Ben and two years of chat and my really trying to meet him he then starts to ignore me. Then Chris, he says he wants a relationship and then ignore me for month, then again texting me a while ago and then I am nice and then I am ignored from him. I forgot a marine from sevveral years ago, I forget his name but we chatted for awhile and then silence after a few months of chatting and never heard from him sense.

Heaven
Oh - thinkin about all our younger yearsThere was only you and meWe were young and wild and freeNow nothin can take you away from meWeve been down that road beforeBut thats over nowYou keep me comin back for moreBaby youre all that I wantWhen youre lyin here in my armsIm findin it hard to believeWere in heavenAnd love is all that I needAnd I found it there in your heartIt isnt too hard to seeWere in heavenOh - once in your life you find someoneWho will turn your world aroundBring you up when youre feelin downYa - nothin could change what you mean to meOh theres lots that I could sayBut just hold me nowCause our love will light the wayChorusIve bin waitin for so longFor somethin to arriveFor love to come alongNow our dreams are comin trueThrough the good times and the badYa - Ill be standin there by you

Dashboard Obamas Available For Purchase
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Can't Remember When This One Was Written, But Probably When I Was 19...
A Disruption Of Normalcy sometimes i just wish i could be angrytruly vent my frustrations upon those iknow deserve it more than anythingjust tell the whole world what to go do with itselfand release all of the tension i have beenhoarding for so longbuilding up a stockpile and safety netsomething to fall back on and sink deeper withinright now i just want it all to go awayand leave my mind to it's own devicesand i just want it all to stop hurtingat this moment, this breath, this thoughti just want what i have come to accept as my life to endand become what every part of me wants and needs it to be Nijah B Redlin

Lying Cheating Women That Can't Keep Their Legs Closed
this is about women that can't keep their promises or their word. I mean Elga Garcia, even when their own dad says all we have in this world is our word and if you don't keep it you as a person are not good inside or out. She was lying to me about everything, people were telling things and I would ask her and not tell her who told me at the time so she would say I was making it up or I was on drugs or something stupid to that effect. well some of those people aregoing to confront her and let her call them a liar and a fat mouth about what they had told my friend. this is going to be fun huh? they were telling me that she was cheating on me when we were liveing together, and even after I left the house she had more guys then they could count or even keep track of. she won't let anyone of the three fathers of her 4 children see them unless she gets money if she is whor**** that day she won't come by cause like I said she needs to get money, (I heard it threw the grape vine that she is

&! Jagermeister Pimpin!! !&
CHECK OUT JAGERMEISTER HE'S THE KOOLEST KAT ON THE FU!! HE HAS LOTZ OF TALENT! YEAH BABY!! !click the link! click the link! ya know you wanna do it! & when ya do make sure to R/F/A him and show him lotz of lovinz! xox Jagermeister Fu-Engaged to Glitterkitty@ fubar This INCREDIABLE FU DREW UP MY ANGEL FLOWER TATTOO! HE HAS AN AMAZING TALENT. GO BY AND CHECK OUT SOME OF HIS DRAWINGS! THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: sO FrESH _[diAMond dAveS gUrL & LuCkyChArm xo Owned By: ∑√ïŁ ﬂŘMΨ@ fubar

Mia
HEY ALL..SORRY ABOUT THE SHITTY TYPING AND ALL BUT I'VE HAD 2 HOURS SLEEP IN 2 DAYS. MY FASTHER IN LAW IS IN VERY CRITICAL CONDITION AND ALMOST DIED ON US TWICE. SO IM NOT SURE WHEN I'LL BE ON AND TO BE HONEST FUBAR ISMY LEAST CONCERN AT THE MOMENT. MY FATHER IN LAW IS ON DIALYSIS AND A VENT AMONGST OTHER CRAP..HE'S SO BAD OFF RIGHT NOW. HE HAS A RARE DISEAS CALLED WEGNERS DISEASE OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT..I AM SURE IM MISSING OUT ANOTHER WORD THAT GOES WITH IT BUT WHO CARS, LMAO. IM TIRED AND GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER AND HEAD TO BED. MUCH LOVE TO MY BOURBON 504 FAMILY!! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!! SORRY I DIDN'T TALK MUCH IN THA LOUNGE LUCKY I EVEN STOPPED IN I'M SO TIRED..BUT I HAD TO SHOW SOME LOVE. AIGHT ALL..I'M NASTY, TIRED AND BLAHHHHH SO IM TAKING SAHOWER AND HEADED TO BED. IMA HAVE MY CELL ON ME SO IF YA HAVE MY YIM HIT ME UP..IF NOT THEN YOU DON'T NEED IT ANYWAYS..HAHAHA. PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Random Shit. I Know It's Hard To Read.
Lost Truths © So, I'm sure people expected me to make an actual blog post fucking ages ago, well, oh well. I've never been much into talking about myself, obviously. YES I KNOW THIS SHIT IS HARD TO READ. ''tries to read it'' Fuzzyness. Anyway. I've been gone for a while, so, most of you probably won't care, anyhow. But, fuck you too

Her Song
I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried. When I am alone I hurt, because here I do it well. In front of all the watchful eyes my heaven turns to hell. The judge and jury awaits me, everyone has a say. In a life that hangs suspended for yet another day. Who are they to judge if what I have done is right or wrong? In the end I gave her up, but inside still sing her song. I don't know how to find the strength I thought I had. If only I could play tough it wouldn't be so bad. They say that life goes on and someday I'll smile again. But, how do they know my pain without being where I've been? I've traveled so far from home, and can't find my way back. Somewhere along the way I must have jumped the track. I saw her just today and her smile is still the same. She looked at me so sweetly, but never spoke my name. I wonder if she remembers me, It hasn't been that long. She may have forgotten me, but I still sing

What A Jerk
this guy won me in a auction almost 2 months ago, he bid a 7 day blast but we agreed on a bling pack instead of the blast, i have yet to recieve anything from him. So ladies beware if he bids on you chances are he wont pay up. HIS NAME IS 2THICK HIS PIC IS IN MY PHOTOS

At Night
At night At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left At night I wish we could go to the way things were At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I At night I realize there's no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all At Night

Fish Story
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recentlywith two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch thesefish?''Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of themtherelicenses.You must understand, these here are my pet fish.''Pet fish!?''Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile.Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chestsand I takes 'em home.''That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's thetruth Mr. Government Man.I can show ya. It really works.''O. K..', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After several minutes, the warden says, Well?''Well, what?', says the redneck.The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?''Call who back?''The FISH', replied

Ole & Sven
Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: 'Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!' As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash... Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?'

Untitled
so there silently moving and breathing ever so ofter drifting higher, steadily higher falling swiftly only to be caught again Slow in listening, aroused by smell stalled by thoughts Spun nothing and ripples away Turning warm and cold to warm settles slightly one more breath, gently gone never to return struggle is done

Keep
the storm has passe once again Im worn with my body pressed lifelessly to the ground no one sees Im around I'll close my eyes to sleep, if i can just keep from sliding down this hill so steep I'll be beckoned to open my lids and start my journey over again. Sinking into dreams thought i had enough to hold on Nightmares stole my charm I feel mly body sink further into freezing ground There are no more secrets to keep with nothing left to reap.

Missed Call On Line~x~ No.11
I know you are not home..... yet somewhere... thinking....wondering.... if.....I am going to share .... something with you.... when I am alone..... you would like this message... I am to leave on your phone... I have often thought.... yet played.... thinking.... wondering....if..... I am going to share......

Please Read
If anyone cares to read this, I'm canceling my VIP and letting it expire and taking time off from Fubar. I can't afford to buy myself auto 11s since I can't get one from anyone no matter how much I beg and plead. The most I can afford is a 5 credit bling pack for 4.99. I'm taking off. Maybe get on here for an occasional check up but I'm up to level 26 and that is a good level for me to stick with for awhile. Maybe something will happen while I'm away. laterz!

Porcelain
Porcelain Her skin Translucent Her hair Fair Her eyes Glass But they only See her beauty They only see Outward appearance The grace in her step They don’t see That she is more Than just a pretty face They only see What they want to See How can you Not hear the passion in her words

My Life Story Part 3
I arrived at Fonda's house and moved in with her and my niece and nephews. They had bought the house I grew up in, but had been rebuilt after a housefire in which Rita burned the original house down with most of the pictures and other things of momma . Anyways, I hooked back up with alot of my old friends. This turned out to be a bad thing. We were all older now and drugs and alcohol were more available. A large group of us met on a gravel road not far from the high school we attended each morning. We all sat around and drank and got high every morning. Then one morning, we all got really wasted and took off for school. 3 of my friends were the last to leave. They were still smoking a joint and they were going slow to finish it. They got to the railroad tracks and dropped the joint. Being wasted, they did not even notice they were on the tracks. They had the music cranked and did not even hear the train coming. They were struck by the train. My good friend Curtis Bradford was killed, a

Your Eyes
When I look at your eyes, I see your true self. I see you're sweet, and caring. I see you're giving and forgiving. I see your love for me. When I look at your eyes I stop myself from crying When I'm alone and think about your eyes I cry. I can't stop thinking that one day I'll never see those eyes again That I'll never see the love or the sweetness Or the love that makes you who you are. One day you'll be gone - gone from me. Gone from this world. No matter what happens, those eyes will one day close And forever rest in peace. But you'll never be completely gone, Because every time I close my eyes, There you will be.

The One I Had Published, Although I Can't Find The Book, Lol.
untitled at the end of another night of my lifei find myself torn between hope and fearterrified to step up for what i wantbecause i'm not sure i even want it at allso much of me wants to run back to what i knowcauses me so much grief and agonyas my mind struggles to get me to calm downand step back to see the truth i know is thereright in front of me as alwaysand nearly invisible to my jaded soulgrasping at the straws of my sanityor what remains of it anywayfor a glimpse into the best possible pathfor my heart to followand knowing that only a womancould cause so much uncertainty Nijah Redlin

The First Poem I Ever Submitted To Poetry.com
Challenging Myself i sit before this screen and am challengedby the blank space i could fill with wordsbut, in truth, i despise those whooveruse those words to make themselvesfeel special or importantwanted and needed when i am truly alonelost inside of this self-imposedmisery that i call my h*llso now i challenge myself as my friend hasto step out in belief that my words matterthat what i feel is importantand that someone out there truly understandsi may gain nothing but i am accustomed to itit has been my only constant for nearlytwenty years now that i look backso now i challenge myselfand place my soul in your hands Nijah Redlin

Whispers Of Love
Listen to the echo As it whispers in your ear It's calling out your name For all the world to hear It's a message from my heart Of words I swear are true It stirs a gentle wind And speaks of love for you Just listen to the birds For I dedicate their tune It will rise the morning Sun While making flowers bloom And butterflies will dance From the whispers in the trees While rainbows fill the sky To a delightful summer breeze So listen with your heart And my voice will come your way And whisper words of love I'll share with you each day copyright jas 2009

I Saw A Show Where Some Kids Parents Divorced And This Came To My Head
No…don’t lock me in Ill change everything I don’t want you to fight I don’t want you be angry You’ve made so many promises You say you love me Yet you leave me broken Each night… And I cry Daddy please don’t fight Let me know Everything will be alright Your voice calms me And lets me know you’re here

Sweet Dream
Long silken tresses flowing like silk framing your face with complection like milk. High arching eyebrows seperate and thin draw me to your eyes to capture me within. Beauty, grace, and elegance fair you give me the feeling of soaring through air. All of your features seem sculpted by chart and they draw me to you like beautiful art. Your ruby red lips seem pouty and traced such sweet perfection I'm dying to taste. If you were my love you'd be my queen if I were accepted I'd show what I mean. Alas I'm afraid you were never here you were only my dream and that's what I fear... copyright jas 2009

Sweet Paradise
Morning is such sweet paradise My passion comes with each sunrise And then I see your smiling face With this view my heart does race Such love I see there in your eyes Oh God I love my paradise No one may enter this is our place In this lovely state of grace You and I are here alone Sounds of passion hear me moan I'll always be here just for you Go to the door now just walk through copyright jas 2009

She Won't Cry
You see the pain that lies in her eyes, But, alas, her eyes are dry, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the anger that burns from her gaze, The madness that sets her eyes ablaze, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the fear that closes her eyes, The smile she wears is but a disguise, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the hope that is finally dead, She cannot trust for her heart has been bled, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see the love that lies within, But she shall never love again, She won't cry. No, she won't cry. You see death's hand that has glazed her eyes, No one saw her die inside, They won't cry. No, they won't cry.

Not Here To Kiss Your Ass
Your Commets don't mean Sh*t.Your Actions do. i am not here to rate your appearence like your auditioning for american idol.if you think i am,then your a complete fool, so sticks and stones. any one in this so called gene pool of sperm collectors have any intelligence ,let me know.

Ugh Anger.
/start rant Ok so in my Media for Children class, we have a presentation [or two] each session where we present a book from a specific genre. On top of this my teacher assigned group presentation of the same genre studies we already covered in the class. [anyone else find that completely pointless?] So, part of the assignment was to write a one page reflection of how you felt about the assignment, what you gained, etc. Well, I decided to pull the honesty card and wrote exactly how I felt. Basically, I said I didn't understand why we needed to do presentation over genres we already covered and could clearly understand when we could be using that time to work on numerous other assignments for the class. I also said how doing the group presentation I did not learn anything more than I already knew. So, when the teacher was handing back our evaluations of the presentation she handed me mine and said she needed to talk to me after class. I look at my score and she only gave me 5/15 po

Extended Absence
for those of you who have been trying to reach me just wanted to let you all know that i have been really sick and i a lot of pain so please dont think im blowing y'all off cause i am not i am tryin to get back with all who have left me messages, but i am still not 100% so not sure how long ill be here

The Bridge
It is still dark when we drive up to the parking lot outside the park. You grab the faux fur blanket out of the back seat as I get out of the car. Grabbing the flash light you guide us across the large expanse of grass above a shoreline. I am holding my skirt down as the wind blows in our faces. My skirt flies up in back as I get ahead of you to find a place. You admire my bare tight curved ass. The sky starts to lighten up as you catch up with me. “This will do,” I say, pointing to the ground where the grass ends just before the sand. You lay the blanket out as I go to kick off my shoes and you grab me in your arms and kiss me passionately. You continue to kiss me, pushing your tongue into my mouth and running your hands through my bright red hair. I pull your head into me, and run my fingers along the back of your ear. Your hand moves gently down my back across my silk shirt and you realize I’m not wearing a bra. Working your way down, you feel the smooth curve

Just A Biker
JUST A BIKERI saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to tho

Grrrrrr
Fubar has been so kind as to make another wonderful change. If you havent noticed yet they have changed the way blogs are posted which has cause all the links in ALL the blogs to not work. YAY for me because now I get the pleasure of fixing this. SOOOO...in order to get to a Pu$$yCatz page we are going to have to use the fan of section for a little while until I can manage to get them all done. Sorry for the inconvenience but theres really no other choice right now. I fixed the B-day/Anniversary blog but havent had the time yet to get to the others but I will...slowly but surely. ~BREED

Kind Of A Downer, But Meh :d
Softly for anyone who knows how it feels to cry and so i cry just a littlebegging to end it all oncejust to bleed a littleand let it all come undoneand i pray just a littleto a god i'm not sure i believebecause all i have is a littlehole where i think a heart is supposed to beand it hurts so much sometimesto know that i seem to always failand that noone will ever see me crybecause i hide the real tears so welland i have to wonder sometimeswhy i can't just let it all goand just move on with the lifethat i cannot seem to outgrowand so i let my tears flowsilently as the weight covers meand i just want to die every daythat i cry myself to sleep softly Nijah Redlin

I Can Run
What in the world is that subject line. i don't run unless its to bacon...lmao. I am just kicking back at home and have decided to cut off my friend so once again...i just might be on the prowl. I got embarassed today because I was walking out of class an this fly black beauty in a nice shirt tie and black slacks caught my eye. he was beautiful but his clothes pushed him over the edge. he notices he caught my eye and looks right back at me and then i look down from his face and he grabs his dick and i almost fall over this lil white girl i didn't see cause i was watching him....well i was all flustered cause him and his boys all started snickering and i felt like a dumbass and kept on walking. (n) booooo

Reality.
i wrote this back in oct. 2008 idk.Category: Dreamstoo my true love that i have yet to meet,the thought alonemy heart skips beat beat.my mind is away along the shorefalling for all that you can adore.along the waves the demons recedeback to the darkness and afraid of life.my soul breathes freely now that your near,your arms upon me, the future is clear.my knight in the end, as always a cherished friend.....reality sets in, is this the beginning or end//

Anyone Know?
What is a great photo editing tool to download, for free? And preferably not one of those trial ones either. I already have picasa3 which is pretty good but I need something that can use to compose photos...layer or in other words, take the background out and move the subject onto a new background. The program I was using won't install onto my new laptop.. Any ideas are muchly appreciated!

Some Of My Fav Quotes
Some of my fav quotes "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock." - Orson Welles (1915-1985) "Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) "When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail." - Abraham Maslow (1908-1970) "I am become death, shatterer of worlds." - Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing the Bhagavadgita, about witnessing the world’s first nuclear explosion) "It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument." - William Gibbs McAdoo (1863-1941) "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone (1899-1947) "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Ugh...
ugh..#1 mom got in a car accident today...... and i get to deal with the irrational fallout from it YET AGAIN ugh...#2 people need to grow up and act like adults I was recently deleted from a friend's page because i had a differing opinion even though i gave that opinio with the utmost respect to hers. apparently she had to go quietly delete me instead of just saying "hey I don't like your opinion and so im choosing to no longer associate myself with you" She would have gotten my respect for that. Not that she cares about my respect, but obviously she had none for me in the first place. I give respect to evryone on this site even if they have a differing opinion than mine. Its becoming more and more clear to me that respect given is NOT respect earned. almost everyone is looking for yesmen...... I AM NOT A YES MAN...... I will tell you what I think and if you dont like it tough crap! I am who I am , and I am not changing for anyone, just to "get along" It makes me sick to t

In My First Ever Auction
Im in my first ever AUCTION! Please help me make it a successful one!!! You know you wanna OWN this Sinful girl! hahaha Click above and love me!!! Kisses to all my friends and family! I love you guys and gals!!!

A Puzzle Of A Broken Heart
A Puzzle of a Broken Heart © By Portorican PrincessMy heart is like a whoreFor I've given it to many men.Without questions, without expectations;With only one exception:The only thing I've ever asked for;The only thing I've ever expectedWas for their love in return.But without exception, without failEach one took my heart,Crumpled it up, and threw it away.Like my love was worthless, a simple piece of trash;Something that was easily and frequently discarded.So now pieces of my heart are floating around,Like pieces of paper tumbling in the windAnd I have to gather them up.But some of them will be lost forever;Some of them I'll never be able to find again.But those pieces that I do regain,I will try to put back together with what remainsSo my fragmented heart will once again be whole.For now I realize that it isn't worthlessMy love is valuable, pricelessAnd I'm saving it for someone who will treasure it;Who will treat it like a special giftThat I've given to him and no one else.And I hop

Go Fish In My X Wishing Well....
Image I recieved from Nikko~shi, a dear friend, and absolutely love.... and had not even known the name... and only this came later and revealed some of the same.... as I responded with my comment of yes, Go Fish... 'Do you have an ~11~?'... WoW... I 'wish'... Go Fish.. we know that ~11~ does not X is' it'! In a game of Go Fish... only if you .... wish and wish... hmmmm? Now put that on your dish... and GO FISH!!

Child Abuse Prevention Month Train
font face="comic sans"size="6">April Is Child Abuse Prevention Month !!!Lets All Support This!!The reality is that kids too often are abused--either by parents, relatives, acquaintances, neighbours, and even child caregivers. The month of October is dedicated to raising awareness and helping to prevent such dreadful abuse of children. Remember that awareness is only the first step.Please Start Out By Rating The Pictures In Jimettes Child Abuse Folder Starting with this one and comment last picture so a tag can be madeYou Know the drill F/A/R all riders and when new ones jump on don't just accept their request F/A/R them as well... Please also PM me so I don't miss making your tag !!♥ Jimette ♥ ~Rating Revolution~Pegasus Project #7(Fantasia) TL~F.A.D.D. supporter@ fubar~katie~ *SBG* *SINNERS FAMILY* *BAD BITCH* *F.A.D.D.*@ fubarSt. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~

Yrs Gone By
It's been 5 yrs and a few weeks since my oldest daughter was born!! and it's been almost 16 months since my second daughter was born on the 8th, and 4 1/2 months almost since my youngest daughter was born, and in all this time it's been almost 10yrs since my husband an I got together coming on the 22nd and 4 yrs married on the 23rd WOW!! a lot has happened in such a short amount of time, but I wouldnt change or re-do any of it for anything in this world....I couldnt have asked for anything better in my life then my little family!!! thqanks for readin my random thoughts.... Jenna

You Don't Deserve My Tears
You don't deserve my tears © By Portorican PrincessFor five months I have waitedAnd held all my tearsBut last night I let them flowI never again wanted to cry for youBecause of what you didYou don't deserve my tearsBecause of what you didI Gave upI find no hope in humanityBecause of what you didI see no love in a heartI look for the corruptionBecause of what you didI no longer careI try not to feelI try not to cryYou don't deserve my tearsBecause of what you didI lost the only thing that made me happyYou were what got me through each dayBut because of what you didI don't know what to doAll that is left is tearsTears that have been waiting to fallWaiting for me to breakWaiting for me to admitThat I miss your loveBut you don't deserve meBecause of what you didI am now lostAlone without you or anybody elseYou don't deserve my tearsBut I still cry for you

Hurt Stinks
A very smart man that I have spent a lot of time with once said "Being nice will not get you anywere but hurt". When I first read it I wasnt sure where he was going with it but I believe I undetstand now. Hurt stinks!!

Guess Who's Back?
Well, I was a member back in the LostCherry days. Then I came back briefly during the CherryTap period. And well, I'm back again for the fubar experience. Not that I remember any of the s/n's I used back then. What do ya expect, I've been drunk since then! Will I ever learn?

Watching Over You
Watching Over You © By Portorican PrincessSo as you shiver in the cold and the dark,Look into the fire and see in its spark-My eyeWatching over youAs you walk in the wind's whistling claws,Listen past the howling of the wolf's jaws.My songComes to youAnd when you're lost in trackless snow,Look up high above the eagles go.My starShines for youIn deep, dark mine or on crumbling peak,Hear the words of Love I speak.My thoughtsAre with youYou are not forsakenYour are not forgottenThe North cannot swallow youThe snow cannot bury youI will come for youEverything will get warmerAnd the gods will smileBut oh, my love, guard yourself well-All this may not happen for a long, long while.

Friends Is Such A Lonley Word
Friends is Such a Lonely Word © By portorican princess'Friends' is such a lonely wordhe said he wanted to be friendsI stare at our pictureGrinning like goonsWrapped in a blanket of blissI keep this pictureTo remind me of thingsHis kiss as sweet as strawberriesThe way he rolled his eyes when I exasperated hisThe clacking of his castanetsAs he leapt across the stage like a graceful gazelleBut now I only tasteSalty sadnessI hold it on the tip of my tongueTrying to rememberAnd now I only hearThe sound of silence screaming at meAnd now I only seeAshes of incense falling like the petals of a black roseTo stain the carpet as black as my heartHow could feelings so strong vanish like incense?For four years, he said he loved meIt was whispered between kissesI gobbled his wordsAnd in a weekIt was gonehe said, 'Nothing'What did I do wrong?But I knew that was a lieJust when we were starting to fuseLike warm waxhe abandoned meTo the solace of this pictureThat I clutch in my palmThe only remnant I

Tangled Up In You ~ Staind
You're My WorldThe Shelter From The RainYou're The PillsThat Take Away My PainYou're The LightThat Helps Me Find My WayYou're The WordsWhen I Have Nothing To SayAnd In This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouStill Tangled Up In YouYou're The FireThat Warms Me When I'm ColdYou're The HandI Have To Hold As I Grow OldYou're The ShoreWhen I Am Lost At SeaYou're The Only ThingThat I Like About MeAnd In This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouHow Long Has It BeenSince This Storyline BeganAnd I Hope It Never EndsAnd Goes Like This ForeverIn This WorldWhere Nothing Else Is TrueHere I AmStill Tangled Up In YouTangled Up In YouI'm Still Tangled Up In YouStill Tangled Up In You

On The Wings Of Dreams
On the Wings of Dreams © By Portrican PrincessOn the Wings of DreamsI'm flying freewith a dreamer's dream,To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt;Where shadows and hauntingsof all time and space,Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace...happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace.A land with no storms, without pouring rains,where changes abound and great comfort remains;Where all hate is replaced,all questions erased;Where new memories are shaped,with wonderous light...of romance and love, before out of sight;A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought,where butterflies are free,their colors uncaught;With milk oceans to see,fresh air to breathe;Countless flowers and trees,fragrancing the soft whispering breeze.No more webs of deceit,where lovers have fought;No battles of hopelessness,where all love is lost.Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts,Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught.It is the stairway to heaven,this dreamland we seek...Hopefully for al

Worth The Pain
Worth the Pain © By Portorican PrincessWe were best friends from the startIt's been ten or eleven years.Who would of ever thoughtI'd cry so many tears?The laughter through High SchoolAlways kept me going.The love between the two of usNever stopped growing.Graduation cameAnd we went our separate ways.Two years later, we met again...Oh my, what a day!I fell for him so hardThat I couldn't find myself.Lost in so many emotionsI didn't know what I felt.It was great for a whileThen I started to back away.I took him for grantedOur relationship began to decay.After trials of tears and fightingHe decided it would be best,If we went our separate waysAnd put our love to the test.We tried again to work things outBut it simply didn't work.And now my pain and selfishnessContinues to stay and lurk.What if I'd been more openAnd cared a little more?Would he still love me enoughTo not walk out the door?My regret is that I letOur friendship slip away.But if I had the chance again,I'd let him love me anyw

I Quit My Job/ Now Hiring!!ha...
TROUBLE I am taking a break tonight and writing this blog and taking you through a day in my life... I have decided TWO* much knowledge can cause too much TROUBLE! I QUIT!!! I spend more time getting myself OUT of trouble for getting people... IN trouble!!... especially my girls...

Candle Light
Candle Light Candlelight spills into my room.It falls across your face and even mineIt falls across your body,It discovers you, your perfections, your Imperfections,Your hopes and aspirations.The candlelight is soft and so forgiving.The candlelight is warm and inviting.When the morning comes and the candle isThrough it will have already discovered you.Now it is gone the warmth is lost.You are left in the twilight of early dawn.You have been stripped bear as sleep rushes in.Now sleep my darling, for I am hereI am still the candle that burns with in. @Portorican Princess

Randomness
Often I find my thoughts are not contained and concise. My stream of conciousness is more a raging river, rather than a winding a easy flowing stream. Why must there be so much struggle to simply clarify a thought? Such random behavior certainly fosters a high likely of self doubt. For those of you who think I am some cocky, self righteous, conceited bitch - you could not be farther from the truth. In all reality, I am flawed beyond belief and fail at every turn. The self loathing could not be more crushing. I am my own defeat, the sole responsible party to my lacking. There is often great disparity between what we present publicly and true self. So when you see me in the mumms, judging harshly, it is merely frustration. There is far more to me than some chick that writes outlandish things for shock value. Uncontrolable and consuming to this I resign my fate, being misunderstood is all too common.

My Dearest Daughter/poem Written For My Cousin Who Was Killed, Voice Of My Aunt To Her Daughter!
Today marks the day my cousin was KILLED!! By a 19 year old boy strung out on drugs and alchol and was on some kind of TRILL... On this morning she was to meet the UNKNOWN...who would even ~X~pect this and Flashes of her life would be SHOW'N.... was asked by my Aunt to write her last WORDS.. to her daughter, these would be read and ALL would be HEARD!!How does 'ONE' even begin to write or ~X~press such SYMPATHIES....Words to be said from a Mother to her now Dead Daughter, and being my FAMILIES... So, I sat and what first come to My MIND.... What if I had to go on with leaving one of my Daughters BEHIND!!Out from the darkness the words come and just FLOWED.... It was powerful and some light shown and GLOWED!!!My cousin, her the same age as I am, was killed on this day by a 19 year old boy who had no driver's license, driving someone else's truck, hopped on drugs and who knows what else. My cousin woke this beautiful 'mourn'ing and was to only do her normal routine of a typical day and o

~sex~ By Micheal Ryan
~SEX~ written by Micheal Ryan Afterthe Earth finally touches the sun, and the long explosion stopssuddenly like a heart run down the world might seem white and quiet tosomething that watches it in the sky at night, so something might feelsmall, and feel nearly human pain. Butit won't happen again the long nights wasted alone, what's done indoorways in the dark by the young, and what could have been for some.

Rate Contest...go Rate Me..
I'm in a rate contest..u must rate fan and add the person also..i could use your help if ya will..all it takes is one rate from u.. here is the link for the pics to rate..and then go add her..mine will say "DRTYGRL" http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=274746&albumid=1598378 MUCH LUV 2 THOSE THAT HELPS ME...xoxo

For Posu
Send her fubucks or I'll cut off your koks! Poetic Suicide PLEASE DONT RATE ME IM GOING FOR SPOTLIGHT!!!!!!@ fubar If you give her fubucks, she gives me taint salute. there might be something in it for you too.

What Is The 'x' The Cit' & Mi' ...(1+1)...& Then +sum+
WHAT IS THE XCITMI'~11The ~X~of 1 & then {+} SUM....Many question MI'....Don't be naive..but SUM never see what there is to SEE....Some see with their eyes...OPEN....others' eyes are SHUT.....For MI'...?Neither!... I SEE... with my SOUL...It's a POWER.. a true 'in'sight, I take it all in MI'...and it is sometimes out of CONTROL....How the '1' spits out for you to recieve .....sometimes hard to conceive....The 'MI' just tells '1' to BELIEVE....What is the ~X~?The ~X~is ...just a ~X~.., just as YOU, as ANYONE.. The UNKNOWN FACTOR.... The ~X~POENENT!We are all considered or LABLED..Until I or '1' have it UN~RAVELED!...So, I ask YOU.. How do you dress your ~X~?for '1' to Conceive?For MI' ... as generic for SUM as I want to BE...or give SUM '1's' MORE of MI' (X to the XX to the XXX)The few I do give some more of ~X~ do SEE... what there is to SEE....this I do believe...TRUE & HONEST MI'....I do have and claimed MI" a place, a SPOT!!I call it... and do believe it cost MI' a lot...so

A Big Thank You For All The Love
I'd like to take this time to thank EVERYONE for showing me love. I already know I have the coolest friends, and now I've had the pleasure of meeting more of you. That's a definite turn on for me cuz I truly cherish my friends. I'd also like to take this time to ask my newer friends to please check out my family. My two sisters and brother are also here on Fubar and they rock too, trust me. Today has been one of the most enjoyable of all my days on Fubar, and I've been here for 3 years enjoying some good times. Thank you all again for extending the love, and please....KEEP IT UP...lol. I love you all my sweet friends. KEEP ON ROCKIN'

Ford's Wittiest Stuff 2
April 6, 2009 @ 3:40 pm #28 of 54 -- The One & Only Xander said: Hope you dyed the carpet as well. G.O.E said: dont have any carpet to dye... Da Fordz said: and no hard wood to wax either... G.O.E said: roflmao *G.O.E is a chica....

Ford's Wittiest Stuff..
Schadenfreudist™ said: i was a tampon in my past life. it really sucked.disclaimer: my opinion can beat up your opinion. Da Fordz said: you mean, it really soaked, right? Schadenfreudist™ said: lol. i only got some pussy once. *cry*disclaimer: my opinion can beat up your opinion. but it was a good life.. short and painless.. well maybe not THAT good, seeing as your "hole" life, somebody was pulling your string and pushing you into things...

Easter Auction (last Day To Own Me)
I am in a aution and i have lots of stuff to offer. You will be very pleased. I may add more it just all depends on how far the bids go up. I have no clue how to link a picture to this new style of blog..i have tried and it don't work. Here is the picture and you will probably have to copy the link and paste it in to your browzer...Please r/f/a the host. Thanks so much for everyone that checks it out. http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1892123&albumid=1575445&i=2092743451&idx=19

Perfect Star....
A perfect starTo touch the night,A perfect starIs my guiding light.A perfect starSo far away,A perfect starWho makes my day.A perfect starIs what I see,A perfect starGod gave it to me.A perfect starIn my mind,A perfect starI thought i'd never find.A perfect starI thought was here to stay,A perfect starFinally came my way.A perfect starI cry for every night,A perfect starI have loved with all my might. HOW IM FEELING AT THE MOMENT....LEAVE COMMENTS PLS! THANX!

Now That You're Gone
I ain't afraid of hurt I've had so much it feels just like normal to me now I'm alone and I'm dancin', With you now, In your old room, In your old house I'm alone and I'm dancin', With you now, In your old room, But there's nobody there Now that you're gone Now that you're gone Everything you ever touched, the fingerprints like Crime scene evidence undisturbed in dust I don't dare touch anything of yours, Because it's evidence of us And it means everything Well sort of I'm alone and I'm dancin', With you now, in your old room, In your old house I'm alone and I'm dancin', With you now, In your old room, But there's nobody there Now that you're gone Now that you're gone Now that you're gone Now that you're gone Gone I'm alone and I'm dancin', With you now, in your old room, In your old house I'm alone and I'm dancin', With you now, In your old room, But there's nobody there Now that you're gone Now that you're gone...for good

Flames Of Fire
as you may know i now have a new lounge it is called (flames of fire)my old lounge will be closed downdo to the fact we have to do some work on it but please feel free to join mine and sassylilgurlie69' new lounge ty for your time

A Zoo
She's had a psychotic dreamFor the last ten days.She feels as if she's sinkingIn and out, in and out, in and out of things.She combs up her hairShe think she's a queen Starts telling all the choir boys she's this and where she has been.She dresses in black only for the occasionShe thinks she's a negro, but she's only caucasian.She can't tune inShe can't get off that busShe can't grab holdShe's a mess this girlAnd ...Instead of watching my own dreamThis is not what it seems, so calculatedNow that it's completed.I'm cautious with daylight, I'm frightened by sunlightBut I know those nights have to keep me from harm.Please try.Keep on keeping me from harm.

Help Me! Only One Rate
1 RATE PLEASE HELP! CLICK HERE and ONCE YOU RATE PLEASE REPOST THIS AND HELP ME OUT! THANK YOU ALL This bully was pimped up by: The ©eo Morphin Da Pix™~~i dont want to join your silly lounge or ill rate you 1s (repost of original by 'CAC517 - BOMB ME. OWNED BY CHRISTENE316. EVERYONE SHOW HER LOVE!' on '2009-04-06 14:59:55') (repost of original by '♪♫ Unbreakable &Ar

Trying To Get Un-bored
next...next...yes, match me...next...Hooo! Suck me sideways, Yes match me...next...next...yes match me....next...NEXT!!...next...Yes, match me...next...Good god, NEXT!....next...yes, match me...next...next...next...NEXT....Woops! Crap, I accidently hit yes! OMFG! Hit page back. No, that won't work. Crap, I'm logging off.

I Love You Man
paull rudd is my man crush, i love that guy, so i have nothing bad to say here. its funny , go see it. seriously go now. youll lol. dood has no guy friends and tried to get one fast before his wedding so he can have a best man. ( o )( o )( o ) 3 bewbs

The Last House On The Left
this was a remake of an older one im told, havnt seen the old one. so chick gets raped and shot by doods, gets home and her parents are all WTF MATE, and turns out the doods in their guest house are the same doods who raped n shot their kid. so they wreck ass all over them. good flick, there is a rape scene in it tho that is pretty damn graphic, its hard to watch so if you have any quams abotu that sorta thing you may not like this. ( o )( o )( c 2.5 bewbs

Divorcing Parents
your children have come into this world because of the two of you. perhaps you two made lousy choices as to whom you decided to be other parent if so that is your problem and your fault no matter wat you think of the other party or wat yalls families thnk of the other party the children are one half of you member tht cuz when you talk bad about the other person or call them names in front of the kids tht affects the kids cuz you are saying tht they are bad in case yall dint know tht is a unforgivable thing and it will destroy the children in away tht you wouldnt believe especially tht will toy with there emotions i hope people these days think more bout there children thasn bout them selves so make your kid a good kid not a foolish one who has no self esteem wat so ever and they wont have ne friends i know cuz i have been there but other than tht i hope yall understand wat this means

Watchmen
i liked it, not alot else i can say. it was made from a comic book, so if you arent into that then you may not want to see it. if you like comics, action or blue penis, this movie is for you,. it was pretty close to the book, book was better but they usually are. its a group of heroes who are retired more or less and its about them kinda getting back into the swing of things after sitting out for a bit. check it out but be warned, its 2.5 hours long. ( o )( o )( o ) 3 bewbs

Gran Torino
clint eastwood is still alive fuckers! he plays a racist in this and damn its believable. its almost like he means what he says. lol.... i think its funny tho, i lol @ racisim cause i think its funny. back to the flcik! he befriends an asian kid whjo tries to steal his car. it was better then i thought it would be, not a bad flick at all. WARNING: clint eastwood sings during the closing credits, i advise you to leave before this happens, because it will fuck you up, this man should not sing, EVER! ( o )( o )( o ) 3 bewbs

Application For Wykked's Harem Toys
So I have decided to keep a lil harem of bishes...They must be my slave and rate me and give me stuffs. drinks etc. lol...In return of being my bish I will do the same for you...So...if u wanna be Wykkeds bish...u must tell me why u deserve the title. lol...MUAH...luvs all of ya...thanks in advance. LOLPs...this was for fun...but I wouldnt mind really having some of my own personal bishes. LOL...kisses you sexy peeps...tiffany aka WYKKED

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
i like kevin james, he is a cool cat. this movie had high reviews but after seeing it i was a bit dissaopinted, i guess it got hyped up to much. it was a funny movie but he plays on being fat to much, and that doesnt sit right with me. it was just an hour and a half long fat joke. but, maybe your into that, safe for the kids to go see at any rate. ( o ) ( o ) 2 bewbs

He's Just Not That Into You.
WARNING GUYS : THIS IS A FUCKING CHICK FLICK TO BE SURE< FLEE! that said, this flick was kinda boring, with a few random quips that make you grin.. dude cheats on his lady and you actually feel bad for HIM at times. anyway, its about a bunch of guys who are made to look like dicks and girls who are being shit on. who knew? and to top it off, NOT ! BIT OF THE NUDITY. seriously, you want your man to sit thru this, better watch it topless with him. ( o ) ( c 1.5 bewbs

Writings March 14th 2009- May 15th
Thunder On The Mountain Thunder knocking in the distance, craters holding something on the moonWhispers in the alleys and a show that is starting at noonClowns on the corner throwing dimes at the cups of passing patronsHot stuff that is different everywhere you look Crying without that tears, they are long gone and so lostClinging to faith every other time, while others walk down the lineWondering where those shadows are going to go, but they are long goneClearing in the forest and wondering how time got here Watch that soul expand from the drops that came from that tin canPieces on a puzzle spread out on a table, a heart coming togetherFirst in line but wanting to run away not knowing what the answer says Thunder approaching, exposing itself wideGypsies dancing in circles around some camp fire falling dizzyA guide that lies and gets everyone more lost, take a look more insideIt is always both sides not that one that is wanted The pistols clapping and bodies slap

Giving Up
My heart yern 4 a love so true and at that moment we both will kw its true. The world wld stand still. The war.s of love wld come 2 an end. I have given up on that true love. My heart achs from not being able 2 show the one i do that this much is true. I wld die just 4 u. Just so u wld never have 2 feel the pain in love that i do.

My Bloody Valentine 3d
the 3d in this flick is FUCKING FANTASTIC. i would watch bugs fuck so long as its in this 3d format. seriously, if you missed this in 3D, kick your self in the ass. anyway, the plot was kinda lame, same as the old one from the 80's i think. was somewhat gory and had the cliche lame acting and nudity with the predictible twist ending. i do believe that this was made purely for the 3D aspect. i had fun watching it 2 times. ( o )( o )( o ) 3 bewbs.

Heart In Raged
Heart in enraged i feel like a rat in a cage my heart yerning and burning all the heart felt day now my heart traped in a cage my love that can not be gaged. heart tourment like a hellish soul. beating constantly out of cotrol. vampiric love is good 4 the soul.

Pain Of Love 2
A waterfall of blood from my hand. god damn wish i was dead. put a bullet in my head. Wishful thinking. life now cascading. my life 4 the taking. broken heart and recreation. a soul not 4 the taking. blinded by the darklight. Soul burns out of sight. Searching the brake of daylight. no comisarating. death by a mental patiant. captured my soul in hells damntion.

Friday The 13th
yay for remakes. if you liked the old ones, youll probably liek this one. i hated the old ones but still liked this one, who'd a thunk it. it was still cheesy horror with pointless nudity, but thats what that genre is all about, the plot is a bit better then the old flick, but the acting can be kind of annoying at times. its still worth seeing imo. ( o ) ( o ) ( c 2.5 bewbs.

Pain Of Love
As i lie here thinking of what i did wrong. i started thinking of you all alone. like a rose without water u left me alone. 4 some1 to take ur love that is gone. tears roll dwn my face. i hide my eyes in discrase. the day u left. Is when then the pain came. you were the reason i was alive. now ur the reason why i lie awake and cry.

Felony1
What an interesting evening, I arrived at felony 1 Studio not knowing what to expect. Located in the downtown region of Hollister Ca. a generous sized venue with the capabilities of hosting a large crowd of all ages and good sound quality. There was already an eager crowd of about 20 or so waiting for the nights show to start as we arrived, and about 40 or more to show before the night was over. I was told this was a slow night so a much larger crowd can normally be expected. I met a lot of the staff running the event and was treated with kindness and courtesy I am unused to at such events. I was very glad I made it to this show though one band (Half Past Sik) had to cancel the others were well worth it. Now on with the bands. First up was Retribution with an old school sound to guitars they brought me back to the old days of music when metal and mayhem ruled the planet. They have a very high energy and confident stage performance. Clean and Clear vocals only enhanced their sound and

Welcome To My Reviews.
so for a while i was doingmy own little movie reviews on myspace and a small group of my friends there seemed to enjoy them. so ive decided ill also start to post them here. yay for stuff! anyway, here is the skinny: i dont only do new films, ill do whatever ive watched recently, so youll see some old shit here too,. ill tell you a bit of the film and rate it 0-5 in boobs. (cause i like boobs more then stars.) 0 = shit flick 5= bomb ass bomb mofo'r so thats whats up. hope you enjoy em

"venting" At The Mainzer 2004
This was a really bad week for me and I so truly needed to vent. The day was gray and gloom and I did not think things were going to get any better. There was quite the group of us going tonight my brother Edge, his family, a friend of mine and my daughter were all packing up to go. We were all running late, some of us had come from Colusa, Ca. to attend this evening’s event and holiday traffic was already clogging the roads. We arrived to find the first band in the process of setting up, doors opened at 7pm and show started at 8pm. The crowd was already growing as we made our way through to the back. There were actually a few kids hanging out upstairs something I have not seen in a while since most of the crowds have been rather small compared to tonight. I also noticed several booths set up; Power Slave was by the entrance to the main hall I got to stop in and chat with them for a few then Metal Brain Records was also there over by the wall past the bar helping to sell band mer

Bwok Bwok!
So, asked about easter bling about a week ago or so...this was the result I suppose. Sorry Fugods but damn, thats not the purdiest bling bwahahaha Think I'll get any? Nooooo cus my friends are all assholes lmao *hides*

A Night At The Pound
You know there can be interesting things you see on the way to a show; however, most of our trip was uneventful coming out of Winton to San Francisco. Nevertheless, this was something ironic and I felt I had to mention it because it has happened to me on more than one occasion. I feel it is now a sign as to how my evening will go. Often I watch the cars and their passengers as we are driving down the freeway and this was the third time I have seen clowns in a vehicle as we were driving by and on our way out of town. Just thought that was interesting and would share it with everyone else. We arrived at The Pound and there was already a line of people waiting to get in and to soon be engulfed by surgical die-sections, Demonic and Horrid creatures with flaming axes of destruction and entrancing melodies which must have been written by the Lord Of Darkness himself. Sound check was going on and people were conversing in line as to how long they have been fans and what brought them to this n

Dark Veil
I hide behind the veil, of powder and pencil, I live behind the will,of hunger and grief Only to become, underneath it all, a shade lighter, yet, a shade darker I am unleashed, into the night, in search of life, amongst the darkness But stumble upon, something even more, terrifying than what, I'm trying to find I only need to look, within myself, for the horror, that is mine And stumble, to a mirror and, see the reflection, of evil itself You see, the Devil, doesn't exist, as we have been taught to know it. He is in me, and in you. For every rage, every sin, every scream, every dim, lit night that falls upon us, He is in me, and in you. Doesn't that suck?

We
Surpassed by the age of spheres beneath the skin of creation.Cast down to the deepest, darkest voidAgeless insanity hindered by isolationMorals and vivacity both destroyedImprisoned in the darkness of nocturnalÕs embraceBlinded by the numbness of detached affection.Blasphemed by the tongues of the torchÕs graceBetrayed by the fireÕs deceptionEternally forlorn by the keepers of the sunDriven to wander in endless nightOur souls blackened by the light we shunWe were the squanderers of light

Gothic Tomb
Waking to the stench of rot and fire. Burning, gagging, vile, filth, I reach out from my dirty bed towards the rays of the moon, like the living light to a thriving flower I rise..... Stretching my way out of the grave, I fight to live again. I stand confused, hungry, cold.....realizing one thing will make all of this pain, bewilderment and hunger go away. I begin my quest.....the living.....they have what I want. My first step begins the journey to find the lifeblood that will warm my body. I notice, to my surprise, others who embark on the same mission.....rising, walking, living again.....

Blackest Rose
Rose so black, deep and dark, stem of Hunter Green. So many people overlook you, misunderstand what You Mean. You have no color, Darkest Beauty, but plenty of Depth to your hue. You have no clue, you'll never know how much admiration I have for you. She looked at me With much disgust when I tried to share your beauty. It is this, my love, I feel it is my duty. She's gone forever. Why, who knows? I'm left here all alone. Blackest rose, it's you and me. We're left here to stew and groan.....

At First Sight
Memories take me back, To the night that I met you. Back when we were young, We found a love so true. My heart skipped a beat, As you walked across the floor, Little did I know, It was you I would adore. It happened at first sight, When you glanced at me, I found love that night, My true destiny. Our love grew even stronger, And we've raised a family. After all the joys and sorrow, You're still standing next to me. So after all these years, And all the time together, You're still the only one, That I'll love forever. It happened at first sight, When you glanced at me, I found love that night, My true destiny.

Love Is...
Love is the way you whisper in my ear All the things I long to hear. The way you put your arms around me For the entire world to see. The gentle touch when you hold my hand, And the way you always understand. Love is the way you always care, And all the things you want to share. It’s the dreams we’ve made together That lasts in our hearts forever. Love is the kind and compassionate way, You always brighten everyday. Beginning with a kiss each morning So sweet, tender and loving. Love is the way we miss each other, Whenever we’re not together. The things most people take for granted, The memories they just forget. Like the roses for no special reason, The thoughtful things you’ve done. Just to tell me you love me, And we’ve met our destiny! Love is simply being together Now and forever!

Dangerous Obession
His black eyes burned meMy pulse gone arrayThe heat within moved meLighting a fire through my veinsThe pale perfection that was his faceleft me wanting more for his sweet embraceHis thick brown hair with golden lightsSent my fingers wandering for pure delightIs he real or just my obsession?This continues to be my burning questionNo regrets for the sad mysterious manRomance revived by the midnight hour at handHe watches me sleepShould I be afraid or stay as still as the moonEither way my heart is hiswhether my happiness follows or impending doom

All Over Again
Your eyes sparkle when you look at me, And I know I found my destiny. I hear you say you love me and then, I fall in love all over again. Your gentle touch your soft caress, The tenderness within your kiss. Then all at once I begin, To fall in love all over again.

Time Hold Still....
Time hold stillFor meIf only for this momentAs my soul surrendersTo my heart’s resolveWhen what lies insideIs worn on my sleeveSo delicately balancingOn the edge of foreverWhile dark skies are beckoningAnd the prospect of nightShines brighter than the sunWith Heaven’s rains now caressing usSo clearly painting scenesFrom my watercolor memoryOf what has beenAnd of what will beTo be lovedAs no one soul has knownWhen hope allows destinyTo give life to loveAnd sets it free...Sweet kiss deliver meTo you

Walk With Me
Will you be my love forever? Walk hand in hand together. I’ll be your rock to lean upon, Your shelter ‘til the storm is gone. When no one is on your side, Wrapped in my arms you can hide. If you feel lost or alone, Remember how our love has grown.

Is Attachment Really Love?
The path to love doesn’t end with surrender, although in a way there is nothing more to do. The process of letting go is all that spirit needs in order to enter your life. The rest is a ripening of the union between self and Self. There is, however, still the enormous issue of how two people can surrender to each other completely. No matter how much love you begin to feel within, you must still reflect it to your beloved. Two spiritual people living together don’t automatically make a spiritual relationship. Therefore we want to ask in practical terms how love increases between two souls. The ego is not easily defeated in its preoccupation with everything but love. Surrender is not achieved until you surrender completely to your beloved. To accomplish this you must relinquish everything that deprives you of love and nurture everything that comes from love. One way that people deprive themselves of love is especially confusing because it seems to be a way to i

Remove The Memories
Disappear from my mind and memory Rid my heart of this pain, let me be Discard there thought that bring pain Losing all I hold dear, I'm going insane Over taken by the promises you make Believing what you told me is a mistake Why should I trust you when you apologize How can I believe you if all you tell are lies Simply because you say it will be so Doesn't mean I can believe you, that you must know Why do you say one thing and do another Relationships include honesty between each other Take from me the ideas of faith and trust For by now you have to know, you must If you tell me I am inclined to believe you But what else is there left for me to do I want to forget what happened before I don't want to think about it anymore Why must things be so complicated now Things normally don't arise and have somehow Why can't there situations just go away And why is it you can't do as you say I just want it to be as it normally would be So tell me, do you want the same things as me?

"dark Rooms, Rooms Without Exits"
The room without exit may be a womb image. As such it represents either mother-nurture or mother-power conflicts as you discern whether you are satisfied and safe to be in the room, or unreasonably restrained from your other objectives for the moment. Do you want to get out of the room, or is the room a haven against potential dangers in the world? Is the room pleasant or painful as a space in its own right? These are central issues to identify. Does the darkness of the room inspire peace and rest or fear and disorientation? Peace and rest may indicate sanctuary or maternal reassurance. Fear and disorientation may show mother-power or personal loss in an archetypal shift of awareness or threaten shift in roles.

Relationships Really Blow Sometimes!
OMG I am so sick of people telling me they love me then fucking ripping my heart out of my chest, cuttin it up into millions of pieces throwing them on the ground & stomping on them. Why are men like that? Most Men I have an interest in turn out to be players or someone who thinks its fun to play with your emotions. I'm so done with it all. Don't you ever tell me you love me unless you mean it with all your heart or i'll tell you right where you can go & how to fuckin get there. Sorry just had to fuckin vent!

The Wall
Today I gave you a boxfull of bricks. Whatthis ? You asked...................... you see, this was built around my heart. A wall to protect me from harm My heart was beyond repair. Ducking and dodging ,from everyone's stare. Hiding my feelings, Keeping them within. Not knowing where to begin or where t

You Can't Use The Force On This One, Baby
Sometimes ask why why, want to die? I want to die If I could I would not now "Don't do that" Why not? sexless or not, insides scraped out I am a basic skeleton of disgust you already hate me I die always in you you won't mind It will be beautiful.....

Spring Auction
~~~~ Spring is Here and Im up for Bid~~ Ok, sorry about the cheesy line but its true..my #2 on family and friends Missy, has me in her auction..cool huh?! Come show me lovins please :) You have until the 19th of April 09 to spread it on.. Thanks Much, Karma Child

Share And Share Alike
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

So Long Good Bye
Keep changing your mind like clouds in the sky Love me when you're high, leave me when you cry I know it all takes time, like a river running dry when the sun's too bright So long this is goodbye May we meet again in another life Like strangers passing by May we see clearly in a different life Keep dodging lights like a thief in the night The sun will rise and expose all our lies So why deny that you and I lead different lives? The rivers from your eyes can't change my mind So long this is goodbye May we meet again in another life Like strangers passing by May we see clearly in a different life The rivers from your eyes can't change my mind So long this is goodbye May we meet again in another life Like strangers passing by May we see clearly in a different life

Life Everlasting
Pain is all I remember,From the last time I was in love,I was afraid of it,Until I met you.I never felt true love,Until you showed me,I didn't know I loved you,Until you made me see.Now that I am with you,No more guessing in my life,Now that I have you,No more pain and strife.I can't imagine my life,Without you being a part of it,Now I am truly happy,For I have life everlasting.Life everlasting is when I met you,Life everlasting is when I'm with you,Life everlasting is when I hold you,Life everlasting is you.

Okay 1st Contest Read For Details
Want a chance to win an auto 11 and a cherry bomb? Then this contest is for you. First you need to make a salute to me. The salute has to include either my name or screen name. Be creative with it since not only do you have the chance to win the auto 11 and cherry bomb BUT my personal favorite salute will also win a surprise from me. There will be prizes for the top 3. Yes you read that right. 3 chances for you to win a prize.The prizes: * First place - an auto 11 AND a cherry bomb * Second place - your choice of either an auto 11 OR a cherry bomb * Third place - Whatever limited edition bling is available at that time The winner will be the one with the most points. There are 3 ways for you to receive points. * First is rates which will count as 5 points. * Second is comments which will count as 1 point. * The third and final way is bling. Each bling credit will give you 5 bonus points added to your total points (ie. If you sen

"you May Be A Hamas Terrorist If..."
"YOU MAY BE A HAMAS TERRORIST IF..." 1. You shoot rockets at civilians for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but youcan't afford shoes.3. You have more wives than teeth.4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, never bathe, but consider bacon "unclean."5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives inyour clothing.8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other thansetting off bombs.9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own several.10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Apocolyptica - I Don't Care
I try to make it through my life In my way There's you I try to make it through these lies that's all I do Just don't deny it just dont' deny it and deal with it yeah deal with it You try to break me You wanna break me Bit by bit That's just part of it If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care, And all the things You left behind I don't care, I don't care I try to make you see my side Always trying to stay in line But you're eyes see right through That's all they do i'm getting tired of this shit I've got no room when it's like this what you want of me just deal with it So If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care, And all the things you left behind I don't care I don't care nothing can care about, Nothing can care about you wont' be there for me, you won't be there for me If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care, and all the things you left behind, i don't care, I don't care If you were dead or still alive, I don't care (

Silence
She can't handle it when I'm silentTakes to the extreme now it's violent The words waste awayEating at me day after dayHer words pierce like a fluteI sit back dying as a muteIncreasingly driving her insaneLack of my words caused her painStuck in this life it's a rat raceAlways searching for a happier placeIs the grass greener on the other side?Forever in my silence I will hideAll she does is talk talk talkPushing me out forcing me to walkWhy is she forcing me to speak?Why am I lame and weak?No longer living in fearListen and my words they will appear.By Dakken Dedicated to RCH

Irritated
ok so My man and I just bought a 2002 chevy silverado. He has been needing a work truck for awhile so I helped him out and we bought one. He picked her out she is beautiful champaign on 22's just a beautiful truck and well worth the money. Anyways we have had her now for about 4 days. Well my man has a hard time telling his family no he always trys to help everyone out and cares more for how others are doing then himself awesome guy. Anyways he let his lil brother drive our truck yesterday to taco bell which is fine except the dumbass took it through the drive through an fuckin curbed my wheels. Now Im not the best driver in the world but I have personally drove the truck the most and not once curbed the wheels or any other wheels I have had one my other cars. Now I wouldnt be so mad except he acts like we are stupid b/c he cant drive he actually told my man that it wasnt as big of a deal as we are making it out the fact is this guy has no respect for anyone else or there shit I mea

So Here We Go Again.....
k... this should be fun....im leavn @ like 6am tues. and i cant wait to go far away from here...... nothin like LA where everything is awesome and where most of my friends are.....not to mention a few other things.... coachella is here and this summer will be completely badass..... imcomin back to MA. from mid may till bout mid sept. then off to LA to open melissa n my new shop..... im stoked...i cant believe this is actually gonna happen... laters RP

Want
Want Broken on the floor, in a million piecesThis facade, this maskThese walls built up,Torn down by the creasesIt's blown away by the windLeaving me in my shameFrozen in this mirrorLeft remembering the pastI believe this is a gameI just want this to last Nothing now seems to come clearLost in my own world without youI just need you hereI'd feel so much betterIf I could hold you foreverCaught between sad and happyI've been hiding my pain you seeMy longevity residesInside the faith you have for me You're not trying to change meJust when I was tired of tryingGiven up and giving inThrough the rubble you came cryingPain redefined, cold but immortalThe only thing I understand Is what I feelI just want this to lastI just want this to be real

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Top 10- Or 11- Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND.. the best for last! 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,

I'm A Creep
When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I 'm a creep I 'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here She's running out again She's running out She run, run, run run Run Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? Radiohead - not gifted enough to write this stuff myself

Internet Connection
Well to all that actually come to my page and rate and comment and well just say hi how are you doing. This is for you. I have been struggling over the last few months and I have gotten to a point where I do not think I am going to be able to continue to pay for my internet service. As much as I have thoroughly enjoyed making some very awesome friends on here, I will miss ya'll the most. I have some of your's personal info like Yahoo IM or a phone number to chat with. I will be able to stay in touch with you guys. I am not getting rid of my profile here...... I will only be on when ever I visit someone who has internet until I can afford to get it turned back on. I am not sure when it will be turned off so I hope it will not be in the middle of a conversation with one of you...... ok so a few have said here and outside about fee dial up..... have ya ever used it? fubar would crash the connection within five seconds ...

Your Invisible Power
'' A feeling that greater possesions,no matter of what kind they may be,will of themselves bring contentment or happiness, is a misunderstanding. No person,place, or thing can give you happiness. They may give you cause for happiness and a feeling of contentment, but the Joy of Living comes from within''

My Music
I am a lead guitar player from the bay area. I would like to share my music with you and hear your opinions. Go to http://www.myspace.com/johndavis650 and also check out my bands page at http://www.myspace.com/stoneycarreno Thanks

Where Have I Been????
I just wanted to leave a lil note for A/anyone interested. I've been offline for about a month, but I have my internet connection at home again. Hopefully, I can spend a lil more time online, now. lol I'm still unemployed (Since October) and at this point I'm finding it difficult to gather up enough enthusiasm for the old job hunt. I still look of course, but I could care less whether I get a job or not. lol On a more positive note, I've had time to get more involved with my pagan practices and even more importantly, I've started working on a new manuscript. Its actually an old manuscript that I'm rewriting, but the new version of my story is much better! Other than that, there isn't much else new with me

And So Yesterday Was The Awesomeness!
Soooooooo yesterday was my very first auto 11s. I splurged on myself, gave in and bought one. I must say it was far more than I expected. As a result I need to thank everyone who rated me bombed me and contributed to me point ho-ish ways yesterday. Im going to mention a few special ones that stood out to me yesterday, if you are not in this list, dont take it personal, I value everyone's rate fan and bomb, these people just stood out a lil bit more, you could call it above and beyond effort :) Ms. D mah fu-wife thanks you soooooooooo much for suggesting that i buy myself an auto 11, I had no idea how it would turn out and it was awesome :D also linked me to bombers and rated me tons. we made a lot of dough yesterday, it was awesomeness :D Rayne who literally rated me ALL DAY yesterday and kept me entertained when others went away. thank you for all those rates, and the coke vs pepsi entertainment lol mel, mah crush who bombed me not once but TWICE, used her 11s on me

Against Racism!
Ok...This is my first blog i am writing...and no, it is no fun and i'm not even in the mood to laugh... IDK what the hell is wrong with some of u! We r living in the 2000s and i thought that our generation should be as smart to stop hatin' cause of skin collor or religion. The one of urs who went to school and didn't sleep in the history class sure did learn something out of our past.I talk about sensless hate against others.Like in World War 2 or the fight against slavery! We did have ppl like Martin Luther King jr. and Rosa Parks and many more who showed us the right way! Why do we still hate?Why can't we see over the color and religion? White pride???Fuck you!Of what shall i be proud?That in the history the white man first started to kill the nativ americans to get rich, then brought over the africans to have slaves started to kill it own race cause of religion?Hell no! I want to be proud cause i am a human!Cause i know what's right what's wrong!Cause i know that the skin col

Crossroads ~for A Friend~
A crossroad in life,A time for change;Of mind, body, and emotions.Change for you, change for me,Change for all the things it will be.At one corner, there stands you;You, nurtured from the world,find that there was always something holding it back;A barrier to life,a barrier to truth,a barrier to overcome.As an eagle struggling to break it's bonds,the you break free and run, never to return.You run from your past -You run to to be free,Run to all the things you wants to be.To the West, there you stand;A person, who finds the world distorted,an altered imaged from what it wastaught to believe in.Is stranded;Lost in the twisted morals of the world."Everything is different","This isn't what they said it was","Everything they taught me was wrong! "You long for acceptance,for a place of refuge,for people who'll understand you.You are changing;Changing from "no one",Changing into "someone",Changing into all you will become to be.As you search, it is rejected.An outcast among other people,an o

More Kittens From Molly
On March 30th, 2009 Molly the cat gave birth to 5 more kittens. Three orange ones and two that are mixed black and white in color. Molly is not really my cat but just wandered over to our house after we moved in. This is the 3rd litter of kittens she gave birth to on my property. This time she found a safe place for her new group of kittens inside my computer desk. Her kittens (plus my own cats) have become the theme for my homepage here as you tell and the kittens have more fans then I do. Took photos of new kittens but cannot add photos until my VIP is restored.

College Tuition Paid For You
Harvard University Announcement Harvard University (free-no tuition) Harvard University announced that from now on undergraduate students fromlow-income families will pay no tuition. In making the announcement,Harvard's president Lawrence H. Summers said, ―When only ten per-cent of thestudents in elite higher education come from families in the lower half ofthe income distribution, we are not doing enough. We are not doing enough inbringing elite higher education to the lower half of the in-comedistribution. If you know of a family earning less than $60,000 a year with an honorstudent graduating from high school soon, Harvard University wants to paythe tuition. The prestigious university recently announced that from now onundergraduate students from low-income families can go to Harvard for freeno tuition and no student loans! To find out more about Harvard offering free tuition for families makingless than $60,000 a year, visit Harvard's financial aid website at:http://www.f

A Real Woman
There isn't anything More attractive then a woman a lady who doesn't need make up to be all that she can She exudes confidence but isn't full of oneself cause theres no doubt of her inner beauties wealth There in her eyes are the doors to her soul a tender heart to be adored and console her touch is as tantalizing as well as soothing on ques the actions of her hands speak in volumes to how a Goddess rules There can never be any mistaken of her essence she'll shine her radiance no matter who is in her presence Unmistakenable and unequivacal are the moments that are shared those precious times have my whole heart to be beared A real woman is all a real man can ask for A real woman who's heart is pure A real woman is hard to find A real woman is one of a kind This one of a kind knows how to use her mind and can lead those who are even blind She is someone who can be looked at as a role model who is as explosive as a shaken soda bottle Magnificent is her kiss felt on my lips blessing

Hey
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I Just Wanted To Go Home..
I had messaged all this to a friend, and he thought it was amusing enough to blog.. Saturday night I decided to go out dancing. Haven't been out in a while, and really had a good time.. until it was time to go home. I had gone out with my best friend. He always makes sure I am safe, and I am a great wingman for him. After the closing of the club, he comes up and tells me he wants to go this chicks house for a party. Fine by me. Unfortunately, the chick had decided that she wanted me to be her party. Umm, no thanks. I offered her my best friend as a consulation prize and I left. I drove the jeep home.. I love the jeep. It is a 93 wrangler, with huge 35 in Mickey Thompson's and a sound system that is just ridiculious. It was my dream vehicle in high school, and I adore it now. Anyway, I missed my turn cause i was talking on the phone. i know, i know.. driving and talking is bad, but whatever. Had to go down to the next road, and it is not highly trafficed. As I was turning, I

More Of The Idiot Types On Fubar.
Another rant, which won't be noticed, because everyone SUCKS!And yes, I indirectly talk shit alllll the time. If the shoe fits, and you don't like it, bring it.Hmmm, overaggressive jerks, Chris requested this one. I can't think of anything off the top of my head to say, but these guys can be lumped with the half wits and retards who cannot be bothered to puncuate, capitalize or turn off the caps lock. Those guys usually come up with the dumbest fucking insults. Let me give you an example. I posted a mumm last month or so asking if I should have a beer to make me sleepty or stay up into the wee hours of the morning. Said overaggressive jerk threw an insult at me tha was completely irrelivant to my mumm, so I insulted his inability to type any better than my 7 year old daughter can. He came back at me, calling me a crackhead hoe. Hmmmm..........in a manogomous relationship for 5 1/2 years and I am quite plump. Unlike his scrawny ass. These are they guys that are usually pretty fucking fu

Life
life is shit. not sure if anyone knows this, but it is. I suggest a few things to brighten up your world... 1. break wind on a regular basis. 2.do feng shui lots 3. masturbate a lot 4. have a good shit it can make you feel a lot better 5.never drink more than your friend 6.avoid affairs with married people 7. dont worry about anything cos it seriously aint worth it 8. dont tell the doc about those voices you hear ;) 9.cancel your facebook account... that site is seriously bad for ones health 10. cancel your ebay account as its seriously bad for ones pocket... 11. make me your best friend in the whole world.. cos im so nice,cheerful and generous :)

My Mole Inspires The Masses
There is a Hills marathon on so I will make this brief. There once was a witch mole on witty, that inspired this lim'rickal ditty its match was eneared, to it we're endeared, though her ass-mole remains sorta shitty. by Mr. adorable and Witty's witch mole hairs Like tall trees bent by the wind Dance and gently sway by Chainsaw and I know more about dough, which is less than zero, than I do about moles, and their roles, in digging a burrow By Sirvice (sex is fun) ( after much debate and sarcasm I am not sure if this poem is really about my mole it may be from a collection of poems about moles he has set aside for just such a blog) I am never going to remove this mole. Also these 3 just made it into my family which entitles them to absolutely nothing.

Ghost Print
I work nights alone at a haunted hotel; I already wrote about it, so dont' feel like doin it again. Besides seeing shadows and shit, (other have actually seen people and moving objects) I've had a fridge door open and slam several ties behind me. Last night I looked at it, and there was a foot print looking ice spot on the door...

Beth Taylor
One day your sick, not feeling well, sore throat and well kinda down in the dumps. You go to Wal-Greens, nothing on your mind but getting better. Chicken Soup for the lonely at heart and sore throat. Not watching where you should be going, off in LA LA land, then BAM!!!!!!! 1 wrong turn and your life changes forever, or should I say 1 right turn. Beth Taylor, things like this never happen to me. When you least expect it, where you never expect it, like a breath of fresh air, a wave that suddenly pulled you under. You try to fight it, you try to walk away. Fate, Karma or just plane my turn to have something so wonderful happen to me. After years of having my whole life just ripped up in front of me, tenderness, kindness things that have forgotten me for so long, just filled my cup till it runneth over. I had made myself a list of things that I would never get myself into again, and after looking at this list, I began to think that they were unreasonable, a person like this COULD never e

Current Contests April 6, 2009
Hey, y'all in fu-land.... two of my friends need help with contests.... My friend DJ Canada Girl is in a contest and needs rates and comments... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=274746&i=546346947&albumid=1598378 My friend Lauren[Plaid Mafia] is having a hat contest... send her the best pic u have in ur favorite or funniest hat... it will be running for the month of April... http://fubar.com/user/1156311 Please show my friends some love...

Bodily Bliss
Touching you with my words make you inhale the sentualness of my thoughts into your body . Making your blood race , Major parts of your body ingorge and become tender to my touch . The right words, a precision touch and an open mind will equal lust. by sterling p. carroll

.
Stay - U2 Green light, Seven Eleven You stop in for a pack of cigarettes You don't smoke, don't even want to Hey now, check your change Dressed up like a car crash Your wheels are turning but you're upside down You say when he hits you, you don't mind Because when he hurts you, you feel alive Hey babe, is that what it is Red lights, gray morning You stumble out of a hole in the ground A vampire or a victim It depend's on who's around You used to stay in to watch the adverts You could lip synch to the talk shows And if you look, you look through me And when you talk, you talk at me And when I touch you, you don't feel a thing If I could stay... Then the night would give you up Stay...and the day would keep its trust Stay...and the night would be enough Faraway, so close Up with the static and the radio With satelite television You can go anywhere Miami, New Orleans London, Belfast and Berlin And if you listen I can't c

Saying Good Bye
Hey ya'll, Just letting everyone know that as of may 1st i will no longer be a part of fubar. I have made a few close friends here whom I will keep in touch with & I love them dearly. they know how to get in touch with me. other than that FUCK ALL YOU OTHER FAKE ASS PEOPLE

Sisters
sisters are.. clothes barrowersfit throwerscover stealerssecret keepersan enemy, a friend,a conversation without end,sassy,bossy,silly,fussypretty and sweet tea partys with treatsdress up, mess up, fess up, get punished,fights over nothing, sharer of dreamsa headache, a pain, she gets spoiled again,a princess, a brat, she ruined my hat,i love her, i miss her, i tease her, i kiss her,she is my family and that means more to mewhat would i do without her?

Exstacy Arising
Sentual feelings of sexual tension, needing that special touch of your hands that venture. Touching me all over my body , corresing me with oils all over my flesh. You pinch my nipples playfully , grabbing that part of me you love so much , stroking it , loving it ,warming it with the heat that blows through your glossy lips that part over me. Exstacy arises by sterling p. carroll

Back Stabber Or Looking To Get Me Fired?
There is this girl who works where I do and she's a school bus driver. She has her nose in everyones business but her own. People have told her over the radio to mind her own business and she is known as an ass kisser. She's been with the company for 10 yrs. Anyhow, I had went through training on Wheelchair lifts by this company and the other company I work for as well. I went 1 wk with Durham and then 2 wks with the other company I'm with. That is 3 wks of damned training on wheelchair lifts and although I don't claim to be an expert I know what I'm doing. This teacher came over to the bus...he always starts working the lift. He isn't supposed to. I told him so in a polite manner and also asked him to please not tighten the strap on the lift cause it set the alarm off last time he did this. He went to this bus driver after I left and told her I jumped all over him. She knows me and knows I am not like that...that I am tactful at how I would have asked him. Well, instead of coming

Farrah Fawcett In Hospitalized Critical Condition
After a three-year battle with anal cancer, Farrah Fawcettis reportedly in critical condition in an LA hospital. Radar Online reports Ryan O'Neal and son Redmond have gathered to be by her side while she remains unconscious. Our prayers are with our favorite Charlie's Angel.

Newbies
Newbi's andd others who don't know ! Most of my friends a family know i will help anyone who ask's me but iam about to stop all rating for newbis and others who don't obay fubar rules so if you truely want to be on here to make friends and have fun. then heres the deal I will help you level I will rate you but don't downrate me don't come to my page and rate one pic and then rip 5 or 6 if you want to rip one ask me first and don't rip my personal and family pics. don't come and ask to see my nsfw's if I wanted you to see um i would open the folder. don't ask me to rate and coment on pics of your prick believe me most of you do not want my answer on that ! and to you who do not know this riped and nsfw pics are not worth any points so if you are going around riping peoples pics for your page your just shit outa luck on that you will just have to find your pics the same way everyone else does . so if you want my help fallow the rules and i'll gladly help.

Lost
when you think you have foundt he right one then something happens and shes gone just like that without even sayin good bye should i stay and follow the things that i want or just pack my stuff and move away from my problems

Thank U
Would like to thank all those who rated me..and bombed me Friday. I was not on much..to return the love but if you need help..you can ask me anytime for it. I have not been feeling the best lately. Been working to much..and still recovering from a cold. I just feel ran down alot..and tired. Anyways.. just wanted to say that. Also, I am gonna be in a auction, starting tonight. I will put further details up later.

Hey Everyone
Sorry I haven't been on lately, I've been stuck dealing with life issues as well as stupid people (who doesn't on a daily basis though) I'm also going through some serious issues that need attention paid to them so if you've been trying to get ahold of me drop me an email sarisa_grimwing@yahoo.com.

Italy Hunts For Quake Survivors
The scale of the earthquake aftermath A desperate search for survivors is on in the mountain city of L'Aquila in central Italy after a quake killed at least 90 people and injured 1,500. Rescuers are picking through rubble in the walled medieval city while other emergency teams check towns and villages across the Abruzzo region. Tents are being put up in tennis courts and on football pitches to house some of the 30,000-40,000 homeless. Italy's PM Silvio Berlusconi promised a "record number of rescuers". See map of the earthquake-hit area Earlier, he declared a state of emergency in the region. L'AQUILA Medieval city, founded in the 13th Century Capital of the mountainous Abruzzo region Population 70,000, with many thousands more tourists and foreign students Walled city with narrow streets, lined by Baroque and Renaissance buildings Gianfranco Fini, speaker of the lower house of parliament, told MPs: "Some towns in the area have been virtuall

Livin La Vida Loca
I woke up today all energized and refreshed. Feeling damn good now after being so worn out recently. Some of you may know I am a truck driver and most days are not bad, but I been on the road since December 27th so I was getting a bit burned out to say the least. Home now and got 10 days off. Well 9 now since I slept most of yesterday away. I always have a song in my head and the song I woke up with this morning...Living la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin. sidenote: I am not gay or bi, but DAMN Ricky Martin is a sexy motherfu...

Need Your Help With Blogs
I need your help i can not figure out the new blog features. i need to know how to put backgrounds on blogs like i use to. copy and paste isn't working for me anymore. any help will be appreciated. thanks

3 Fallen
on saturday 4/4/09 3 pittsburgh police officers were brutally gunned down while responding to a domestic disturbance, they were more than police officers, they were fathers, brothers, sons, uncles, nephews, basically hard working men. please take a moment to think of them and their families. yes my friends this is so outa carictor for me, but I did have an occasion to work with thease men, they will be missed

Are You *up* To It?
There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses... To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

What I Want In A Man!
What I Want In A Man! Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer thing 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I 'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with sc

Some Ladies On Fubar
why do alot of these woman put nsfw pics up then want people to buy them v i ps or bilng packs or to spend money period im here to have friends and yes admire pics i rate all i can but these woman still dont allow there private pics to be seen ?why have them ? if they add or except u as a friend they should open all there pics for free theres some of us on limited income and would love to look but im not paying to see i will just not add them thx

Cor, You Wouldn't Believe The Weekend I 'ad, Guv!
So first of all, on Friday night, my internet connection packed it's bags and sailed for a location unknown for a little break. Apparently BT had issues with their fibre or some other shit like that, so I had no internet access all weekend. Just as well, as I didn't plan on getting online anyway. I went, instead, with the roommates, unto places unknown and far away... Well, Newport. There we visited a friend. All was well until his seventeen year old daughter turned up and decided to hit on me constantly the whole fucking time we were there. Wouldn't mind this, if she wasn't cute. I could ignore it if she wasn't cute. So, her dad picks up on it (as dads often do), and thinks I was encouraging her, so now he's not talking to me at -all-, the stupid twat. As if I'd have any interest in a silly girl. I've half a mind to shag her just to piss him off, but sadly I've not been that petty and immature since, I dunno, last week. TO TOP IT ALL, he's now refused to buy me any weed. The ba

Salute Contest
Salute Contest Rules will be simple: Salute can be NSFW or SFW. Must contain my Name or ScreenName. Contest will run until April 15th. Due to NSFW and SFW I will offer 2 sets of prizes. Will have an updated blog soon. If interested please PM me so I have an idea of who is entering. Hope to see you soon Chris aka Dj Army Medic

Blonde Joke
BLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

What Is... Wild Cards?
Wild Cards is a series of shared-universe novels (a work that several writers share telling stories in.) set in a world where people have superhuman abilities. The world was exposed to a virus designed by an alien race called the Taksians which became known as the Wild Card virus. The virus, once infecting a person (only people are affected) usually kills 90% of those infected, The 10% left are either Jokers (people with deformities like scaly skin, one goat leg, etc...), Aces (people with abilities like flight, telepathy, telekinesis, force fields, etc...) or carriers that can get exposed to it at a later date or pass the virus onto their children. The world first started having Wild Cards (a name that groups together all those affected by the virus) since 1945. The books were put out with the tagline "the Secret History of Our Times" with the first book going from 1945 up to the 1970's. Each book thereafter took place a year or so behind to give it a feel of history

Life In The Fast Lane.....
DOUGLAS, Ariz. – It wasn't the beauty of the paintings that caught of the eye of Customs agents. It was their drug-sniffing dog turning up his nose at the art that stopped the show. Federal officials in Arizona say a man was taken into custody after Customs and Border Protection officers found 90 pounds of marijuana hidden in the frames of six large paintings in his vehicle. Officers selected the man's vehicle for a routine inspection Friday at the border crossing in Douglas, Ariz., and their dog showed an interest in the paintings. An X-ray revealed the marijuana in the frames. The agency says the paintings were professionally done and the frames were nicely constructed. The man was turned over to Immigration and Customs Enforcement. He had not been charged.

Injured
Hello Fu friends. I just wanted to explain why I haven't been on your page spreading any love. Yesterday I dropped an 80 lb. bundle of shingles on my left big toe. I don't think it's broken, but it is bruised really bad. I have it propped up trying to get the swelling down. As soon as I feel better I will be back on here showing the love that I get from all my friends. Have a great week. Hugs.

Laws Of Parenthood
There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law ofParenthood A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time. The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house. A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment. The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home. A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge. The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.

Missy's 1st Auction - & I'm For Sale!
I can't figure out how to center the html in here... be patient... LMAO! ^^^CLICK HERE^^^ & ^^^CLICK HERE^^^ Are Prepared to be OWNED & Meet All of Your FUneeds... ok... well maybe not ALL of them *winks*

Why Do You Let Me Stay Here, All By Myself?
I am at a place where I want to leave my boyfriend, and this time it is more than just talk. I actually want to do this. I am financially dependant upon him, but I'm going to spend some time figuring out if I can make it without him. This may only work if the split is amicable and he agrees to split bills with me. I have no idea yet what is in store, all I know is I am no longer happy with the way things are going. It has been 9 years. He says he's trying to work towards better things, but I just feel like I am being strung along and that he is never going to marry me, and at this point, if he asked me to, I can't even be sure I would say yes. I am not happy with status quo.

Lap-by-lap: Texas
2:17 p.m. -- GREEN FLAG: David Reutimann leads the field to the line for the Samsung 500 at Texas Motor Speedway. Lap 1 -- LEAD CHANGE: Jeff Gordon edges Reutimann at the line in a side-by-side battle at the front. Lap 4 -- Robby Gordon gets tapped by Kurt Busch and slides up the trck but saves it and we continue under green. Lap 8 -- LEAD CHANGE: Reutimann works his way back around Gordon in Turn 3. Lap 9 -- Jeff Gordon drops to third as Kenseth gets by. Lap 13 -- Jeff Gordon reports that his car is extremely loose. Lap 16 -- Menard gets around Jeff Gordon for third. Lap 20 -- Reutimann leads Kenseth by 1.65 seconds as Stewart passes Jeff Gordon for fourth. Lap 23 -- Kasey Kahne with a big bobble coming out of Turn 4 but gets it straightened out and continues. Lap 24 -- Kurt Busch is on the move, up to 19th from 26th, while Kevin Harvick is quickly going the other way. Lap 27 -- Reutimann is already into lapped traffic. Lap 29 -- Stewart gets inside Menard for third.

What Is The Primer Of Shadows?
For those of you not thoroughly entrenched in what's in my world, this blog will be a place that will get you up to speed and do as my friend would say "get your learn on...". I will fill this up with the items I think that people would like to know about. If I am asked questions about things that I post, of course I'll still write back. This is pretty much a place to jump in on stuff that I post and you want to know a little more. So, read and Enjoy!!!

My Teacher And My Friend
In 1998 /1999 Krissy was learning all about psp and how to make some of the most awesome work she could. In 2001 Krissy opened a psp site on msn but she did not have whole lot of students. Then in 2002 she set up on yahoo and started her group. With her love of the Bees and the mystery that they have she called her students the New Bees. Because everyone coming into her group was a newbie so she wanted them all to be a newbee. Learning and growing into their wings so they could fly and make some very beautiful work. I started the group about one week after she opened that first yahoo group. I had psp7 and it took Krissy a month to convince me to try psp9 and if I did not like it she would rewrite everything for me in 7. Well I loved 9 and I was thrilled with all that I was learning. Krissy stayed on my butt and would pull some unbelievable work from me. Krissy just loved to go drive around and look at them damn trees and see how she would recreate them in psp. Krissy was educated in

Check This Hottie Out To Own
check this hottie out to own with plenty of perks come by and show me some luv and bid on a sweetie pie to own for a month. click on the pic below to bid luvs (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-02 21:31:48') (repost of original by '~~$Badassbiatch$~1~DSC~dangerous curves' on '2009-04-03 01:03:15') (repost of original by '~Sinfully DelicIous~Blondie~Dangerous Curves ♥IßïC♥DSC♥RR♥' on '2009-04-03 06:01:41') (repost of original by '~*BI-SEXY MOLLY*~' on '2009-04-06 05:34:32')

Survey Snatched From Dan
1. First thing you wash in the shower?Hair2. What color is your favorite hoodie?Black3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?of course 4.Do you plan outfits?sometimes5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?melancholy 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?a bottle opener on my key chain 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?I say luxury yacht8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?too hot for you to handle 9. Did you meet anybody new today?nope10. What are you craving right now?someone11. Do you floss?Yes12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?coleslaw 13. When was the last time you talked on aim?2 days ago 14. Are you emotional?duh! I am a female 15. Would you dance to the taco song?maybe if I was in a good mood 16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?yes 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?depends... ice cream cones I lick 18. Do you like your hair?most of the time 19. Do you like yourself?today... yes I do 20. Have you ever met a celebrity?hahaha

Birthday Love To Diana
TODAY IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINES BIRTHDAY...THE LOVELY DIANA IS CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY, AND TO MAKE THIS DAY SPECIAL FOR HER, PLS TAKE A MINUTE AND GO TO HER PAGE AND SHOW HER WHAT A SPECIAL LADY SHE REALLY IS AND LEAVE HER SOME BIRTHDAY LUVINS, FUBAR STYLE...♠Diana♠ 2nd Alarm Hotties (NO FAN=NO ADD)@ fubar

Rascal Is Back
Hi everyone, Sorry I've not been on, but i got taken into hospital on 9th of January 08 ands this is fiorst time i've ben near a PC. Slolwy getting better and looking forward to getting discharged. Thanks to Kerri for noticing I'd gone...big waves to cutemommy and lanny loo ( where are you gurl??) havent got internet access wher i am so just visting internet cafes when i can...drop me a mail, buy me a drink, and i'll get back to you when i can peace out, andy mc..aka Tha Rascal

Is Sho A Bad Influence?
this part is normal for me then i can see how it pisses me off here i was being nice and she deleted me but here i was just being out right mean so should i make a blame shoshonni pic now? i'd have mummed it if i could figure up a way not to lose my privliges

Gawd I Hate Hate Weekends!!!!
Gawd I truly hate weekends. I use to love weekends for the longest time. But any more I just hate them. The whole family is home, and either they are sticking their nose in tv or on line or playing games. Mean while I am trying hard to get them to help me clean up the house and get it tip top. All I get thou is a dam song and dance, on why should I do this, why shoul d I do that. And I say simply cause you dam well live here to. I dont expect much from you during the week as they work and go to school. But I dam well expect help on the weekends. And on the second and forth weekend we go out and get food, pay bills . OMG that is a fucken nightmare. Hubby rushing to get done, oldest and youngest pissin and moaning about gawd only knows. And me trying hard to remember between all this bs what I need. And yes I could go alone but dammit they say ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we want to go to. Example yesterday. hubby wanted to go out to the porch and cut up all the boxes and b

Miles Apart
Miles Apart I wish I could wipeyour falling tears away,as you bravely smile through your pain...You see me suffer,then you break down and crymiles apart...In your dreamsI softly kiss you,no one can see the pain,that we both feel insidemiles apart...You whisper I love youand I whisper to the skies,I love you tooWhen will this pain ever go awayeven though we aremiles apart...To be by your sideis a dream I can't denyBut I will wish for it to come true.I miss you so badlymy heart is breakingas we crymiles apart... @portrican princess

Forever
Forever I love you today andI will love you tomorrowJust some wordsTo clear the sorrowThat will neverLeave my heart or yoursFrom this day forwardYou are so special to meI love youWith all my heartAlways haveAnd always willFrom family and friendsThat never endYou will always be with meAs I will always be with youUntil we cross the gates of heavenThere we will always beTogether until the end @portrican princess

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Always
Always The day you were born, the whole world was blessedThese thoughts in my mind to you I must confessThe time has come for me to express my true feelingsYou are the center of my thoughts and the essence of my beingWhat you have brought me I never thought I could procureThe gift of comfort, with you I am secureFor you have lifted me up from a life filled with sorrowAnd made me realize there is always a better tomorrowIt amazes me how someone can make me feel this wayI love you more and more with each passing dayYou brighten my days and lift my spiritsI have felt this for so long and now want you to hear itSo you may know the place you hold in my heartYou are always with me even when we're apartI truly believe what we have is meant to beJust open your heart and soon you shall seeWhat I am willing to do to keep a smile on your faceJust know that I'm here and will be always @portrican princess

The Things I Love About You
The Things I Love About You I love the way you make me laughI love the way you make me cryTears of joy stream from my eyesAs I hear your voice, a loving surprise.I love you when you're angryI love you when you're sadI love you when you're gladWhen you tell me of the day you hadI love you trulyI love you deeplyEver since the dayI let you meet meI missed you when you leftI miss you now more than everMaking a mistake that I regretHoping that you are a forgiverWithout you, my life is strifeBut now I ask for a second chanceBe with me and start a lifeTogether forever, an eternal danceI wait for you as the days go byMy love is growing inch by inchI cannot wait to see you againBut I wait for you, and your warm kissI love you @portrican princess

Men... Help Me Figure This Out
This dose not go for all men just most of them... Why the hell do you all feel like you need to lie to us women... I have never lied to a guy once and there are times that i probly should have... And should we call you out when we know you are lieing? What is the best way to deal with you when we think you are lieing... I have this guy I am in to and use to think he was equaly in to me. After we finaly met things changed and he told me that he was not sure i really liked him cause i didnt talk all that much. Then while we are talking about meeting up again I find out he has a GF she contacted me and was like i know you are my BF's friend and all, i told her that i didnt know he had a GF... I was going to be done with him for lieing or at least not telling me he had a GF.. But he still wants to see me and i am not sure what he is looking for... He gets upset if i talk about finding a guy (looking for a real BF), or if i go out with another guy. He claims that he is now singel but he h

Relationships....
OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER Have you thought... ....dream of .... OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER.... As, if we were there... I have imagined it to be similar to this....while we are just all wrapped up in this little bliss... now pay attention as if we were there, ... where?....I have not a date for when, but this is how I believe this will all begin...this only importance to this message I am trying to send... You now know some of MI'.... as I do of you... now things have begun and somehow grew..... Now that we are past the introduction stage... we both know .... there is connection we engage... So, this place we have set to meet.... a place yet unknown but we will greet.... I am thinking I wont say much when I first arrive... we have already shared much and could write an archive.... So, a warm breath of a secret, I may in your ear... just to let you know I have arrived and I am close, and oh so very near.... I could come meet and shake your hand...but from behind.

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Photos
Ok, I know my location says I live in Australia, but before that I lived in the United States. So thats where the majority of the Columbia River Gorge photos come from. Im justifiably proud of this region - its where I was born and where I was raised (not counting the odd times I did live somewhere else). The Columbia Gorge is also where a great many of the scenes from the movie Twilight comes from. Yes, its that beautiful there. Before you ask, while I miss the beauty, I don't really miss living there, simply because at heart I'm a wanderer, and I always take pleasure in seeing new places! That is after all why there are photos :P

My Life Story Part 2
I was transported to Alexandia, LA to meet my new foster mom. Her name is Margie Willis. She brought me to their home in a place called Ten Mile, LA. Yes, that is the name of the place, lol. It is way out in the country and they had a beautiful home. When I got there, I met my new foster dad, R.L. Willis. He was really gruff and loud, lol. In the home already were 3 foster sisters and 3 more foster brothers. We were all in our early teens. My foster mother immediately made me feel at ease and I felt a warming and comforting feeling in her presence. It was the first time I felt that since my mother had passed. My first day there I was introduced to the world of working on trucks. My foster family owned several trucks they hauled logs with and also had an egg run to Baton Rouge and New Orleans with a couple others. I was also very welcomed at the church they were members of and even became a youth minister. It was a very good time in my life. We were all troubled kids in the home and mom

Part I I Say
IT's been too long too long I say We all are moving whether it's backwards or forward we are moving! STILL. Stay STILL. Feed me the pill. I watch everyone moving forward and a lot more fading further and quicker. It was real all along. Still. Stay STILL. Your moment is gone. Will you catch another one? We can't say but it's been too long too long I say

Where
standing at the edge of your bed he entered through the window watching waiting you only get 3 moves he says you heart beats rapidly picking up pace sleep isn't on your mind anymore standing at the edge of your bed in a raincoat and hat, burley and bearded. you've known him since you've created him first choice the left foot second choice you were on your arm, but you must move it to get comfortable one more he said only one. you ask what happens if i move more the 3 times? no reply. he decides to grab the chair that sits at the desk sitting down, you twitch...he doesn't realize now sitting at the edge of your bed he waits for you to fall. the next morning comes.. the chair back under the desk and the window shut. no sign of the burly bearded man you wonder. wheres Gary?

She's A Bitch? Is That Too Harsh? Fuck It
she's ambiguous with her speech committing errors of self-centerness but can I blame her? I can't this malice behavior leaves me unsure. thoughts are less translucent than before. the mind inside of me won't forget but maybe I can. there are no more words that I care to use.

Its Bad I Just Can't Think Of Another Word But Bitch?
she's ambiguous with her speech committing errors of self-centerness but can I blame her? I can't this malice behavior leaves me unsure. thoughts are less translucent than before. the mind inside of me won't forget but maybe I can. there are no more words that I care to use.

Seasonal Syndrome
its funny how you can get caught up in a moment and completely forget who you are you just live to be led by something other then its odd how you can completley hate who you are and want to forget you ever existed. it's mild to think in extremes between the paralles sometimes they can't be helped if you are weak i am weak. help would only further the degradation that i've held up for. It's August. It's time to consider yourself. Don't let it ruin in front of you.

The Old Saying
I could start with a question, but I don't quite feel up to it. I'm a trashbag of tricks you want to stay clear of. She wanted more. I didn't want anything at all. Dismal we leave with no resolution. Decomposition can offer its compromise to the situation And we'll flee like thieves unattended through the night. Many moments brief and rotten. Take another sip and welcome regret to your bedside.

An American A German And A Japanese Guy
An American, a German and a Japanese guy are golfing one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring.The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to his ear, his left baby finger to his mouth and proceeds to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my thumb and one in my baby finger and the antenna is in my hat. Great stuff eh?"They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again, they hear a phone ring.The German tilts his head to one side and proceeds to have a conversation with someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to the other two that he has the latest in German technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in my ear and the antenna is inserted in my spine. Ah the wonders of German know-how!"At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese fellow disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look a

About Marrage
ABOUT MARRAGE! Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.Those are my rules.Any comments?"His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me.Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)************************************************Marriage (Part II)Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!" "Yeah?" she replies."When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My

Mistress...
I will not use Mistress's bra as a sling. > I will not goose Mistress when she isn't looking.> I will not make funny noises when Mistress is on the phone.> I will not call Mistress's underwear "granny panties". > I will not expel gas and blame it on Mistress.> I will not make up cutesy names for Mistress's whips, floggers, or> paddles.> I will not put Mistress's blindfold on the Cat.> I will not try and give away any of Mistress's toys.> I will not giggle and yell "Quit Tickling" while Mistress is flogging me.> I will not participate in belching contests with other subbies.> I will not hide the remote from Mistress. > I will not snore while scening with Mistress.> I will not drool when we go into the leather shop.> I will not yell "Hail Satan!" when Mistress orders me to do something.> I will not say "Oh yeah! You and what army" to Mistress.> I will not starch Mistress's bra.> I will not drop kick Mistress's cat.> I will not use Mistress's hairbrush to kill bugs of any kind.> I will no

A Guy Walks Into A Bar
A guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good looking! How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just love it!" Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

Sometimes It's Gonna Rain...
I wish everyone would stop trying (and succeeding) in trying to make me feel like a failure. I mean, seriously...I'm not. I know I'm not. But everyone seems to look down on me because I'm not persuing a college degree...you know what? Screw all of you. I'm not wasting money on schooling that my heart's not into. I can't help that my true calling in life, what I want to do more than anything- does not wield a profit. I'm not looking for a degree to get some high paying job like 90%, probably more, college students. They don't teach you how to successfully fund and open a nonprofit, free clinic for less-priviledged people. I want to open a center that serves a variety of purposes=Soup kitchen, homeless shelter, free clinic for those without health insurance or money, a safe haven for rape/abuse victims and children...That is want I want to do. I was always told that you can do anything you set your mind to. Well, this is what I want to do. Sure it's not going to happen anytime soon, a

Darkness Turned Into Light Edited By Phin.
Its dark like usual in my bedroom. I feel nothing but a slight chill every once in a while. I keep thinking, when will something happen? My hearing is more acute from lying in the dark. I hear footsteps outside my door. My heart beats starts beating faster and faster. I hear a door open. I’m even more curious now. I hear a voice whispering that I never heard before. I try to move fast to the corner of my darkened room afraid of what might happen next. Another voice joins in, this one is slightly familiar. It sounds like the man that has come to my room time and time again as I slept. He mentions my skin and my scent and how I toss and turn. The other voice is strange, deep and dark it scares me. He doesn’t mention the things the other man has he talks about my curves and how I moved so fast to get to the corner. There is a faint light coming from where they left the door open. I can barely see their shapes. The man who won’t stop talking about my scent and skin i

Nsfw Pics?
What is it with people who insist upon posting nude pictures and using them as their defaults. and then they get pissed when someone reports them. I just reported another girl, now she's a baghead. just let her bitch at me for that. She was completely naked and nipples showing and everything. There was another girl who bitched about me reporting her pics nsfw too, and well, she didn't even have the balls to bitch to me in person, lol. Anyway, im not a nice person when it comes to reporting nsfw because I know people who have been reported and they had clothes on!!! well, hagn, ttyl, kthxbye

Murphys Law Of Combat Operations
1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not. 16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. 17. There is no such thing as a p

Roulette
I have a problem that I cannot explain,I have no reason why it should have been so plain,Have no questions but I sure have excuse,I lack the reason why I should be so confused,I know, how I feel when Im around you,I dont know, how I feel when Im around you,Around you,Left a message but it aint a bit of use,I have the pictures, the wild might be the deuce,Today you called, you saw me, you explained,Playing the show and running down the plane,I know, how I feel when Im around you,I dont know, how I feel when Im around you,I know, how I feel when Im around you,I dont know, how I feel when Im around you,Around you, around you, around you...

Sack Lunch
The Sack LunchesI put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat downin my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight.'I'm glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I willget a short nap,' I thought.Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down theaisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surroundingme. I decided to start a conversation.. 'Where areyou headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to me.'Petawawa. We'll be there for two weeks for specialtraining, and then we're being deployed to Afghanistan After flying for about an hour, an announcement was madethat sack lunches were available for five dollars. Itwould be several hours before we reached the east, and Iquickly decided a lunch would help pass the time.As I reached for my wallet, I overheard soldier ask hisbuddy if he planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sacklunch. Probably wouldn't be worth five bucks. I'llwait till we get to base'His friend agreed.I looked a

Forest
Walk with me my little childTo the forest of denialSpeak with me my only mindWalk with me until the timeAnd make the forest turn to wineYou take the legend for a fallYou saw the productWhy cant you see that you are my childWhy dont you know that you are my mindTell everyone in the world, that Im youTake this promise to the end of youWalk with me my little friendTake this promise to the endSpeak with me my only mindWalk with me until the endAnd make the forest turn to sandYou take the legend for a fallYou saw the productWhy cant you see that you are my childWhy dont you know that you are my mindTell everyone in the world, that Im youTake this promise to the end of youTake this promise for a rideYou saw the forest, now come insideYou took the legend for its fallYou saw the product of it allNo televisions in the airNo circumcisions on the chairYou made the weapons for us allJust look at us nowWhy cant you see that you are my childWhy dont you know that you are my mindTell everyone in the

Metro
I'm alone, sitting with my broken glass My four walls follow me through my past I was on a Paris train I emerged in London rain And you waiting there swimming through apologies I remember searching for the perfect words I was hoping you might change your mind I remember the soldier standing next to me Riding on the Metro I was smiling as you took my hand Saw the mood we spoke in France You were passed as shallow word It isn't passed there's still a hurt You were passed as shallow word It isn't passed there's still a hurt I can see you now smiling as I pulled away.. sorry I remember the letter wrinkled in my hand "I'll love you always" filled my eyes I remember the night we walked along the Seine Riding on the Metro I remember a feeling coming over me The soldier turned, then walked away F**k you for loving me Riding on the Metro

I Love To Cleen Carpets
hi am the carpet man i love to cleen carpets make new friends am retaired security guard any one how lives close to bethlehem pa allentown needs carpet done cheep e mail me at frkm51@aol.com any one whants to chat e mail me all so

Here Comes Goodbye
I can hear the truck tires coming up the gravel roadAnd it's not like her to drive that slow, nothings on the radioFootsteps on the front porch, I hear my doorbellShe usually comes right in, now I can tell Here comes goodbye, here comes the last timeHere comes the start of every sleepless nightThe first of every tear I'm gonna cryHere comes the pain, Here comes me wishing things would never changeAnd she was right here in my arms tonight, but here comes goodbye I can hear her say I love you like it was yesterdayAnd I can see it written on her face that she had never felt this wayOne day I thought I'd see her with her daddy by her sideAnd violins would play here comes the bride Here comes goodbye, here comes the last timeHere comes the start of every sleepless nightThe first of every tear I'm gonna cryHere comes the pain, Here comes me wishing things would never changeAnd she was right here in my arms tonight, but here comes goodbye Why does it have to go from to good to gone?Befor

The Perfect Wave
Perfect, just perfect, the wave ahead of me is just perfect. I’m lying on my board out at the point where the water breaks just so, it’s my favorite spot, and this is a perfect wave. It rolls across the ocean as though it was sent straight from hell itself. A personal “fuck you” from the devil just for me. I blow hell a kiss and rise up to my knees. I can see its fury its malice, and I resolve myself that this one I take to the sand. The closer it gets the faster my heart beats, pounding at my chest as though it wants to run from whatever this wave might bring. But I steel myself as I rise onto my feet. Yes you big beautiful bitch come get me! My mind screams, but my hands tremble and my mouth is dry. Now its close, a roaring wall of water wanting to send me back to the sea. I lean on to my back foot as it comes along side me. The world stops, and waits as me and this beast become one. I ride the nose of my board r

Looking For Real Happiness?
The following message is brought to you by Division #9001 of Central and Eastern Virginia and Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel (Dr. Steel). If you're looking to get away from the bad news of today, and meet new people in your local area to have fun and live life happily, then you're in the right place! Remember: -Dr. Steel is your best friend. -Dr. Steel is your bestest friend. Dr. Steel's goal is to create a Utopian Playland, and we're part of that goal. Starting small, we aim to keep each other smiling and sane, and strive to help others out as well. Little by little, we'll reach our goal and make the world a much happier place to be in. Send us a response (We're real!) to find out how to join our group. -----Now a word from Dr. Steel----- Hello, my name is Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel and I'm crazy. At least that's what they tell me. It's a real load off of my mind too. I mean you can get away with pretty much anything if you're bonkers. It really relieves a lot of pressure and respon

Illness 1
It is Sunday night and the news for the moment is fair. My father's hip surgery is considered successful. However, he will have heart bypass surgery either Monday or Tuesday. He has 100% blockage in one artery, 80 % blockage in another artery and 70 % blockage in the third artery. Also they will replace a valve in his heart at this time. His heart held up well during and immediately after surgery but over the weekend has been giving him problems. He is not the best patient and he is understandably nervous about the next surgery. My brother and I have repeatedly had to remind him that he will have to stop getting irritated with the staff and the procedures being run on him to determine the best course of action. The doctors will make a final decision tomorrow morning as to when to perform the surgery. I will post more as I can. Take care and have a great evening.

Get In Get Out
Every word you spoke Brings me to my knees Word seeking through my veins Causing me to forget the pain Get in get out thats what you dream of Get in get out Thats what you speak of Your soul is define from what you speak Loud and clear through the air Clap your hands let the thunder roar

Time With The Family ...
Today is my birthday as most of you that know me know already ... spent time online with Harley which is never enuf ... i crave that man ... went to High Point NC to see some friends and pick matt my 14 year old up .. he had stayed the weekend with them .... we cooked out ... had cake and ice cream ... which was omg more than i eat in a week ... but meh .. a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do right ... i took one for the team ... anywho... matt asked if we could go fishing ...... and i said ummmm hell yes ... he ended up catching two fish and was loving it ... i took becca to the playground there right on the water ....... was so beautiful ...... i sent Harley pics all day and texts so he would be sorta there ya know ... we are working hard at being together even so far away ... soon that wont be an issue ... yay... I so want to show Harley and our son who is with him ... the south ... one of these days id love to take them and spend time showing them all the things that live in my

Explanation
Ok look the reason that I have been thinking about deleting my profile is because I have more important things to do then sit on the computer and chat with people that I will most likely never meet. You guys have been great and you guys are awesome. I just want to spend time with my daughter. I have realised that there are more important things in life than being on the computer all day long. I am also fed up with all the bullsh*t that has happened because of this site. I will most likely not delete my profile but don't get mad at me for not being on as much as I used to be. Also I am going back to a ship and I just don't have the time to be on here all the time. I will be on every now and then. If you catch me while I am on hit me up and I will talk to you!!!! Just thought that I would let everyone know what was going on!!!!!

Top 44 Presidents Survey. Please Take.
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I Need Ur Help Pwease
~BRATT~ IS IN A RATE CONTEST FOR AN AUTO 11 OR CHREEY BOMB AND NEEDS ALL HER FRIENDS TO CLICK ON THE PIC OF HER AND RATE IT AND KEEP CHECKING ON IT AND RERATE WHEN NEEDED. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! YOU ALL ARE AWESOME http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2334045&i=3500971806&albumid=1609498 is the picture link i think copy and past this link in browser to help me out please

Through The Glass
I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your head'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedOh, god it feels like foreverBut no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home sitting all alone inside your headHow do you feel? That is the questionBut I forget.. you don't expect an easy answerWhen something like a soul becomesInitialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notesYou can't expect a bit of hopeSo while you're outside looking inDescribing what you seeRemember what you're staring at is meCause I'm looking at you through the glass...Don't know how much time has passedAll I know is that it feels like foreverWhen no one ever tells you that foreverFeels like home, sitting all alone inside your headHow much is real? So much to questionAn epidemic of the mannequinsContaminating everythingWhen though

The Boss
love that could never be the love you said you have for me i tried to make it right and go at it again but u blew it away linke sand in the wind i'm not someone you can bend or mold i'm very simple just want someone to hold someone thats there and treats me right someone i truly love morning noon and night no yelling and screaming about the past or friends no telling me its over that this is the end thought perfect far from am i at least you have to admit i try for all the sadness and the tears we coulda had many a wonderful year but you chose to throw it away i was just a game for you to play but you did teach me alot none of which will be forgot but the truth you cannot see i am so am so much better and stronger than the because you threw me out like trash into this big pool of life with a splash discarded like yesterdays news like old long forgotten shoes i am so much better you will see im not just what and who you want me to be im so much more than what

Yahooooo
To all my friends that I usually talk to on yahoo when I'm at night at work: I have stopped using it at work, but not because I don't want to talk, but... because the fuckin thing doesn't want to log me in. So there...