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Idk Doesnt Tat Jst Seem Wrong ?
isnt it a bit much for the government to be getting involved with the management of corporations who is it to ask a ceo to step down wats next appoint an political puppet into managing businesses

Will You? (note: Dirtier Than My Norm)
Note: Contains MUCH stronger language than usual. If you don't like swearing... um... tough shit. Will you be my dirty little fucking whore? My little cumslut? Will you get down on your hands and knees for me, will you look up at me with wide eyes and beg for what you know I'll give you sooner or later anyway? Will you open your mouth when I insist on it, will you let me fuck that pretty face when I need it, will you beg for more? When we fuck, will you roll on top of me, compete with me, make me earn the dominance? Will you bite my chin, lick my throat, pant in my ear, be my hungry little bitch? Will you pant and whine and beg and squirm and whimper when I tie you down and tease you? Will you open up and show me everything? Will you let me peruse every dirty little fantasy, every filthy little thought? Will you let me take them off your shelf, dust them off, and play with them? Will you let me toy with you? Will you be my pretty little fucktoy? Will you?

Nice Guys!
This is a bit of a vent don't care or want to hear it move on... Ok I just keep hearing guys say their single and only single because their a nice guy.. Is this just another bad pickup line??? Your single because either its a lie and your not a nice guy or you really are a wonderful man and keep chasing after Bitch's... Either way I don't want to hear it anymore... I'm single due to my bad choice in men and the fact that im a bit crazy and hard to live with...Wondering where all this came from?? I was stupid and agreed to a date with one of these so called nice guys... He was a great guy sober after I few beers I realized why he's still single... Turned in to a complete JACKASS... So if your a nice guy go back look at the last 3 girls and chase the complete opposite and u will find that right girl... If being a butt hurt nice guy is your pickup line then get a new one because we are catching on fast!!!!

Some Real Advice Would Be Nice...
Looking for some actual helpful advice here... I've found an image, which I've become slightly obssessed with and that I want to turn into a tattoo (becoming obssessed with the image happens every time I find one that speaks to me). The image below is the general concept, but there will be lots of tweaking before the final product. Now here's where the question/advice comes in. I thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of an area of my body where this image could live up to its potential - and then my boyfriend suggested I make it a chest piece. I immediately fell in love with the idea, but I do have some reservations about the area and figured I'd put it out there for my tattooed (and untattooed!) friends to help me out with. Suggestions, advice, comments - all more than welcome! This is the general idea:

Think You Can Write?
I need someone who can research and come up with new ideas and write small blogs about them. Anything related to the environment, renewable energy, saving money and the environment at the same time, tax incentives for installing solar or wind energy, tax incentives for buying a hybrid car, and green tips on reducing your carbon foot print. Those are the basic ideas. My goal is to help others learn to be more environmentally concerned and friendly while at the same time build a group of blog followers that I can market my new ideas for my company Solar Arise Corp. I'm hoping I can get input from people so that I can get good ideas about what they would want out of an electric company and how I can meet their needs better than anyone else. I'm also hoping it will show others that as a corporation we actually care. The length of the blogs is not important as long as they hold substance. It could be a simple question or statement as long as it conveys or sparks and idea. If anyo

Master Thief
Ok people i'm playing a game on myspace and wondering if anyone on my friend's list wants to help me out by becoming a friend on myspace and being a part of my gang on game called master thief. If you do I really will apprieciate it a lot.

Stupidity...
Abraham Lincoln (attributed): 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Albert Einstein: Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Aldous Huxley: At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols. Aldous Huxley: At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols. Bertrand Russell: Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do. Bill Cosby: A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid o

Wisdom...
Alex Noble: If I have been of service, if I have glimpsed more of the nature and essence of ultimate good, if I am inspired to reach wider horizons of thought and action, if I am at peace with myself, it has been a successful day. Andre Gide: Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. Austin Dacey: Guts are important. Your guts are what digest things. But it is your brains that tell you which things to swallow and which not to swallow. Baltasar Gracian: Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit. Cicero: The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil. David Starr Jordan: Wisdom is knowing what to do next; Skill is knowing how ot do it, and Virtue is doing it. Dietrich Bonhoeffer: To understand reality is not the same as to know about outward events. It is to perceive the essential nature of things. The best-informed man is not necessarily the wisest. Indeed there is a danger that precisely in th

Over It
ok i had my venting.. i'm over it.. just pissed me off cause he couldn't act and i use that word loosely, like a man and ask me about it before going off and being ignorant.. ya know. i'm so laughing about it now.. he just isn't worth the hassle. just an fyi if any women close to fairmont decide to sleep with slave to the needle.. you ain't in for much of a ride. my kids rode a roller coaster at the county fair that lasted longer than what he can. so ladies he is single once again so go get him..

My Favorites...ii
My Favorites My Favorite monument is... Crazy Horse Memorial My Favorite game show is... Jeopardy My Favorite actress is... Julia Roberts My Favorite thing about a lady is... her eyes My Favorite reality show is... Survivor My Favorite weekend trip is... anywhere in VT, NH or ME My Favorite person is... ...a tie: my daughters Abigail and Gabriella My Favorite type of home architecture is... Craftsman Style My Favorite Inventor is... George Washington Carver My Favorite dinosaur is... Veloci-raptor

Because I'm Obsessed
and I follow directions cant have it all music and lyrics by jay brannan applying moisturizer in the microwave window for the tenth time, he shouldve called me an hour ago would he be here with flowers if i lived in arizona? they say theres no love left in the big cities, its kinda true i guess youll find me coming soon to a small town near you ill sell my guitar so i can by myself a tractor fuck this, this cant be my life i moisturized ten times tonight why cant i sit down and write, bring this question to light? chorus do you want a lover, or do you want a life? one hand or the other, the butter or the bread knife? do you choose winter, spring, summer, or fall? its driving me crazy that i cant have it all if these walls could talk, theyd probably cry out for mercy til im outlined in chalk, ill be romantically thirsty so i drink and drink from the proverbial time sink fuck this, this cant be my life tears flowing in full force tonight why c

Ohne Sie
Ohne sie bin ich leer Ich habe keinen Grund zu leben Ich zerstöre alles, dass ich mich berühre Warum dies würde nicht sagen, das Ergebnis? Ich liebe Sie mit ganzem meinem Herzen. Sie sind das beste Ding, in meinem Leben vorzukommen. Sie sind meine Welt. Ohne Sie bin ich Nichts

Mmmmmmmmmmm
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is the love we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future, and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

My Jeep Story
So I bought my Jeep about 4 years ago. Within the first 2 months I moved and lost the title that came with the purchase. Then about a year later I moved to Arizona. Well without the title it was going to be a three year wait so I didn;t know what I was going to do. I searched all my things when I moved, searched the Jeep searched everything. So about a year ago I went camping East of Florence, AZ with a co-worker and roomate and his girl. Friday night we camped and drank tons, I woke up Sat morning and did some Jeepin and then got the co-worker and his girl. My roomate left to visit someoneat prison. About 20 minutes into bajaing it through the back country I came up out of a wash and my Jeep stalled. Couldn't get it started. After fking around under it for an hour we decided to hike it out to the road and get some cell service. Now there are no landmarks in the desert, so because it all looked the same, I couldn't find my Jeep again. 6 month later the Sherriff

Lunar Affair
My eyes show the state of tiredness , I cover with make-up, he notices. Too much hate generates from my body, I tremble some days. Safety is what I embrace whenever it comes to visit. I absorb the attention from the moon but he has lost interest me. Sleepless moods are exchange between him and I, anger stays up with me though. Most nights it feels all right, but the blood covered butterflies die down, reverting into cocoons to escape the lashing. Still as a statue, I watch, silent, about to pounce. The shine from him glistened upon my teeth, I bite. The red drips all over, bathing me. I lick the staining color off my white fingers, Feeling satisfied. He rotates to me, acknowledging, disappointment shines down, I smile, guilty, and sway away to the final chapter. Deidre Grotbo

Deleting
It looks like its about that time again. Im getting tired of the dead weight friend collectors and point whores. Im here for friends so if you're not one, you'll be gone within the next few days. Those on my top friends and family are safe as I KNOW they care about me whether Im here everyday or not... and even if they dont rate my pics everyday, I know if I need them, they'll be there. However, if you're on my list and you dont talk to me or at least make an effort to be a friend, you're gone.

A Lifetime
A lifetime From the very first moment you said hello I knew you were the one for me. The moment I heard your voice I knew you were the one for me. The minutes went by The hours went by The days went by The weeks went by The months went by And I knew you were the one for me. The second I heard the sweet sound of your voice say "I Love You" I knew you were the one for me. I have been through hurt and pain I have been down the wrong paths I have been broken down I had even given up on love Until you came into my life. You have brought hope light love understanding compassion giddiness feeling to name a few back into my world. You are the one I have waited a lifetime for.

Simple Of A Dream
I lay and watch you sleep at night Jealous of the shadowed light That bathes your body in a sweet caress No touch from me to spoil your rest Your gentle breath a sweet perfume To challenge the breeze within the room I move up close to hear the sound Of the quiescent, peace you've found Your murmured words of love profound For my ears when no one else is around You drift off back to blissful sleep Holding my hand, a special treat I'll join you in your dreams tonight Maybe search for the rainbows light Together running you and I In fields of dreams, where lovers lie... ~W.H.~ ~2009~

Today's Luv On Lynnlin Day!
Ok, folks here we have a wonderful Fu, with a small problem. She's very sweet, and tries very hard, but she can't seem to get to Godfather. Do you think we can help her? Rate her, bling her, VIP her, pimp her out, just do whatever it is you can do to help! She returns all luv given. :) ~LYNNLIN~@ fubar While you're there, give her brother a lil luv too (he's not really an @$$hole!) A**Hole@ fubar

How Do You Tell A Girl How Much You Love Her?
How do you tell a girl how much you love her? You don't. You show her. You be her friend. You be there for her when she needs someone to talk to. You cry with her when she is sad, and you are happy for her when she succeeds at something, even if - no, make that ESPECIALLY if - she does that thing better than you do. And you do all you can to see that she succeeds at things often. You give her what she needs, when she needs it, emotionally I mean, not "things." And if you do really love her, not just think she is hot, or are infatuated with her, you will do all this expecting nothing in return. And I mean NOTHING. If you expect anything from her, you do not love her, you just want to be loved by her. Everyone wants to be loved, but to be loved, you must love. If you do these things well, one day she will come to you and confide in you about something she feels badly about, because, if you do these things well enough for long enough, it will be you she will want to confide in. When she

Help The Birthday Boy Godfather!
Happy Birthday Jared! Show this Soldier lots of Luv and Thanks and help Godfather him for his Birthday! Click any of his pictures or his link and FAN/ADD and RATE everything he has! BOMB HIM, BLING HIM and SPANK HIM til he can't take it anymore! OlDeR WoMeN MaKe BeAuTiFuL LoVeRs!!@ fubar If anyone deserves the love, he does! Stop by and say Thank You, Happy Birthday and PebblesinAZ sent ya! PebblesinAZ...Owned by Monopoly75@ fubar

Cs
It's been on my mind. Come up in random conversations. Okay, I have even indulged in a bit of ranting, much to the amusement of the large handsome fella that hangs out with what's his name. For want of a better description of the general subject matter, we shall deem it "Common Sense". Especially as it pertains to men and women! Quite a bit of it to do with some of the interaction we indulge in here, or on the internet, in general. Some points... Do you like any of my photos? Hmm, I picked the good ones, you know! Now, mine are honest, not all are... (You folks know who you are, tsk tsk.) However, I do not deny the fact that I only post the ones that I find somewhat nice. Otherwise, why? Copious compliments are lovely, but they only swell my head so far as we have NO idea how you would react to the living, speaking flesh. Don't argue this with me, it's pointless. We just on'tt know, and likely never shall! On that sort of thought path, are we really as naieve a nation as we s

Minorities
Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people. * They travel miles in the heat. * They risk their lives crossing a border. * They don't get paid enough wages. * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do. * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language. * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day ~ every day.. I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans ~ I'm talking about our troops! Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops, and are even threatening to defund them? Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes to read it.

Update On Scorpioqueen61
HEY EVERYONE......AS YOU ALL KNOW SCORPIOQUEEN61 WENT IN FOR HER SURGERY THIS MORNING.....SHE WAS IN GOOD SPIRITS WHEN I SPOKE TO HER ....WE WERE LAUGHING AND MAKING JOKES........I SPOKE TO HER MOM AROUND 1:30 AND SHE WAS GOING TO BE TAKING LYNNE HOME AROUND 3PM TODAY......PLEASE KEEP HER IN YOUR THOUGHTS ........ GLAD YOU PULLED THROUGH FINE BIATCH......JUST SUCKS I COULDNT HAVE BEEN THERE PHYSICALLY FOR YA.........LOVE YA GIRL.....

My Favorites...
My Favorites My Favorite Color is... Blue My Favorite Movie is... '300' My Favorite book is... Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee My Favorite flower is... Sunflower My Favorite time of year is... Spring My Favorite holiday is... Independence Day My Favorite quote is... "When you are born, the world rejoices and you cry; live your life so that when you die, you rejoice and the world cries!" Native American Proverb My Favorite past time is... travel My Favorite place is... Bali, Indonesia My Favorite animal is... Cheetah My Favorite subject is... History My Favorite nickname is... Mobius My Favorite way to relax is... A good movie My Favorite athlete is... a tie...Larry Bird and Jim Thorpe My Favorite sport is... Rowing My Favorite US President is... John F. Kennedy My Favorite place I haven't been yet is... Australia My Favorite food is... Turkish cuisine My Favorite city in Europe is

Omfg
I am watching the Tyra show now. Its the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. There is a 600 lb woman on here who is dreaming, yes I said DREAMING, or weighing 1000 lbs. WTF?! She loves being fat and eats at least 2k calories per meal...not to mention the snacks in between. She says moving is over rated and that she hates being mobile. The way this woman makes money is even worse. She gets paid to do humiliating things on cam for people online. One person paid her to wear a dog collar and have chocolate milk funneled into her mouth. Seriously? What is wrong with people? Why would anyone work to be that unhealthy? I can't even believe I'm watching this, I am so completely disgusted.

Who We Are
My Favorites now to see if they change later. 1. my favorite colors are blue and black. 2. my favorite singer is alanis moresette. 3. my favorite # is 18. 4. my favorite male actor is jim carrey. 5. my favorite female actor is angelina jolie. shes hot.! 6. my favorite vehicle is chevys. 7. my favorite drink is sex on the beach. 8. my favorite sex position is doggy style. 9. my favorite location would be in someones arms. 10. my favorite moment is when i got married.

Wish
i wish for a Master that will not lie, for once you lie it is so hard, if not impossible to get the trust back. i wish for a Master that would be happy and content with just me. i wish for a Master that would respect my rules and not try and make be do things i do not want i wish for a Master to hold me tight and tell me everything is going to be ok when i feel like a scared little child i wish for a Master to love, to care for, to laugh with, to take walks on the beack, hikes in the mountain, work out with i wish for a Master that sends me to sub space and then holds me tight as i tell him all my deep dark secrets and helps me heal the mental pain from my past i wish this wish could come true but it never will

Power Tools Make Me Hot...
Compound Miter Saws, Drills, Routers and Belt Sanders are makin' me hawt right now thinking about how great it would be to own them all... the things I could do, the things I could create...GRRRR can a gal get some power tools up in here!!! Creative Juices are flowing all over the place...Trying to improvise and having to shelve awesome visions of magnificent things seen in the recesses of my mind's eye...itching to emote all over a huge naked canvas and a broken up piece of plywood... give me scrap metal and glass and sand, and I'll be Pippi in Wonderland... Might just settle temporarily for some spray paint and posterboard... Art A.D.D., Sanity or Insanity? Nope, just the reality of all that is me...at the moment.

Prelude To The First-born
“And the LORD said unto Moses, Yet will I bring one plague more upon Pharaoh, and upon Egypt; afterward he will let you go hence: when he shall let you go, he shall surely thrust you out hence altogether.” The eleventh chapter of Exodus is just ten verses, and there are only two speakers in them – the LORD in verses one through three, Moses in verses four through eight, and the LORD again in verse nine. More on verse ten in a minute. The LORD is telling Moses that even with the plagues (this is also the King James Version’s first use of the world “plague” to describe the water turning to blood, the frogs, the lice, the flies, the death of the cattle, the boils, the hail, the locusts, and the darkness that the LORD has been using for the benefit of His chosen people, the children of Israel, and to humble Pharaoh) that have already occurred, it will take one more to convince and convict Pharaoh. He’s not just going to tell Moses “you may go”, he’s going to be glad to let the childr

Lounge Behavior
Why is it that 99.5% of all lounges here on fubar play nothing but shitty music? It seems that no one, and I mean NO ONE that runs a lounge is willing to have a talk show, no matter what the content or entertainment value, is immediately shunned at the very inference of it playing in THEIR lounge? In my search of something besides music in these lounges, I have found 3 such shows that might be similar to a talk show that I can find. I truly believe hands down, I have the best internet radio talk show anywhere. Yet, I can get no love from anyone, not even a real shot. Unless you count the Forbidden lounge, where just as I was about to start my broadcast, I get banned from the lounge by a fucking lackey cuz he has no clue what the fuck he's doing. Now that lounge owner won't respond to hear the truth of the matter. I have found a couple stray lounges that between songs will occasionally play a comic audio piece, but nothing real, with substance. If, just one lounge could give me the chan

Shameless Plug
I hate to do things like this, but the Internet is my MAIN access to social and a 'life' at present. Please help me to maintain my sanity until I can get the goverment to continue to pay me my monthly income. Ulf or try this, direct: Have a PayPal Account? Please and Thank you

Aaaaaaaahhhhh
Ever want to just curl up and die? I feel like I already have, and landed in Hell. The good things in my life are just mocking me. I get a taste of the good life, then it's stripped away. You can't possibly begin to try to understand. My freedom now lies in another man's hands. I can't make plans for the future, I don't know where I'll be. I can't settle down and have a family. The waiting is torturous to say the least. "At least you're out." should that bring me peace? It does, but it doesn't. It's hard to explain. Not knowing, is what causes the pain. If I am such a good person why is this happening to me? I just want to live my life the way I want it to be. I'm not asking for millions, just some normality But all I can do now, is wait and see.

True Friends
"I'm fed up with people who are just interested in pic comments or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my Friends list actually pay attention to me. Let's see who the true friend are

Lets Do It
Come And Join !!! We Are Looking for: DJ'S CAM GIRLS&GUYS GREETERS PROMOTERS ENFORCERS think ya got what it takes, well come join us n see what we can offer u! IT ONLY TAKES 1 CLICK, AND EVEN IF YA DON'T WANNA JOB WITH THE SPIDERS CAGE FAMILY JUST COME IN AND CHAT AND HANG OUT WITH SUM REALLY KEWL PEOPLE N LISTEN 2 THE MUSIC U WANNA HEAR! All U Have 2 Do Is Click On This Pic And Have Fun (repost of original by 'JAK~Assistant director of operations@SpidersCage' on '2009-03-29 18:3

Your Kidding Right??
I find it so damn funny when i get shouts asking "oh can i see your privet folder" fella's come on now if i wanted to show that folder off it'd be open for all fuland to see but it's not so when you ask to see it chances are your not going to don't waste your time asking...Oh and besides i'm taken...Yep taken and so there no one confused about who i'm taken by it's Dj Lostboy befor him i did open that folder for a select few but sinces then that folder has remained locked for a resson......STOP ASKING..... Thanks Lady Snuggles

Horton?
I am just going along when suddenly I read Horton hears a...WHOA!' Wait, back, up here, Horton...hears...a...who, First off, this is major here, folks! Let me start off with the first two words...Horton and Hears, I had NO idea Horton COULD hear, I know, look at those ears, but I really didn't have a clue he could hear. It's a good thing I don't have knees and that I was sittihng down at the time, because I would have had those knees knocked out from under me other wise. This is a revelation in and of itself, Horton heard something. And, then he heard a WHO of all things! I mean, of all things to hear, a Who? How could such a thing happen? And on top of that to Horton?! He could have heard a what, a why, even a where, but he was blessed and actually heard a WHO! Again,that knees thing here, folks. Now, after letting this all sink in, I then learn this is a movie made about tne incident, and rightly they should make a movie. Thi

This Messed Up Economy
u know if it hadnt been for bush this country would still be as good as it once was. now it will take a long ass time to get the economy back up. hopefully obama can do something to fix it or else this country will go all to hell. anyone who wants to comment be my guest would like to hear what the american people think

Bomber Giveaways - 2.27-30.09 @ 3am Est
WINNERS 1 Mil Fubux Bomber GiveAway & 5 - 100k Consolation Prizes Number of Entries Correlated to Number of Bombs Dropped Grand Prize – Angela Buzzzman GirlCop#1 PlayinHard Sexy Vixen Kari lilsnoop Names Made Random using www.Random.org Numbers Chosen Using www.mathgoodies.com Bully brought to you by: Chipper *no no licks*

Stress..should I?
I slept in today. I missed my statistics class! dammit and i actually had a lab due. so whatever he covered is on the lesson he taught today. fuck. besides that i have a lot of other crap to do: sociology midterm 4/9 compare and contrast paper 4/9 history midterm 4/2 paper 4/30 psychology reading chapter 2-14 paper 4/1(i hope it's an april fool's joke) journal entry 4/1 assignment 4/1 english assignment 4/2 asignment4/9 paper 4/9 spring break 4/11-4/19 for some reason i'm not stress. what IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!??! for some reason

Spring Has Sprung
When my amaryllis stops blooming and the leaves die off, I hide it in the corner beside a bookshelf. The other day, I was cleaning and happened to peek at it. After a long winter rest, my amaryllis is very excited to see me. The amaryllis isn't the only plant that thinks it's spring. My jasmine is spilling out white flowers, carpeting the kitchen counter with fragrant, spent little star-shaped blossoms. The purple phalaenopsis orchid, a gift from J, is slowly becoming less shy, spreading its full, pouty petals to reveal its delicate sex. The oncidium orchid, a gift from me to me, has a small bud, the start of what looks like it will be a robust flower shoot. The white phalaenopsis, always eager to show off her goods, is back in bloom, and the virile white dendrobium hasn't even stopped for a break since November. Finally, though I hadn't noticed any hanky-panky in the corner, the banana tree now has a baby banana sidled up right next to it. (And here you thought no one w

The Estranged Student Body President And A Younger Me
Sometimes I wish to go back as the woman I am now And revisit a younger self. A memory surfaces sometimes how someone older Did this very thing for someone younger than they were Years ago I learned how to not cry Or at best By reflex I hid my face If tears did fall. I hated the way my eyes looked And swollen mouth. A 15 year old very awkward Unpopular me Sat with Monica the student body president. The cheerleader of all people was my friend. She claimed she wanted someone who didn't care about all that. After all these years I believe her. So we sat in the parking lot at the mall In her 65 mustang. The shopping mall Where girlfriends went to gossip Or in our case confess secrets. One brought tears for me And a barricade of my hands And hair Obscured my face She took my hands down And held my face up by the chin To say "I always wanted lips like yours" She did not say "You're ugly" Or "You have no reason to cry" She just told me I was beautif

Horton?
I am just going along when suddenly I read Horton hears a...WHOA!' Wait, back, up here, Horton...hears...a...who, First off, this is major here, folks! Let me start off with the first two wordsk...Horthn and Hears, I had NO idea horton COULD hear, I know, look at those ears, but I really didn't have a clue he could hear. It's a good thing I don't have khees and tnat I was sittihng down at the time, because I would have had those knees knocked out from under me other wise. This is a revelation in and of itself, Horton heard something. And, thnen he heard a WHO of all things! I mean, of all things to hear, a Who? How could such a thing happen? And on top of that to Horton?! He could have heard a what, a why, even a where, but he was blessed and actually heard a WHO! Agaihk,that khees thihng herek, folks. Now, after letting this all sink, in, I then learn this is a movie made about tne inccident, and rightly they should make a movie. This is an amazing thihg people.

Good Singer
In a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, an elderly woman burst into the store. "I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a real good singer. I've got good, hard U.S. cash, but I'm only paying only for a good singer." The shop owner began moving a ladder towards a small cage on a shelf about fifteen feet up, near the ceiling of the store. "Ma'am, I'm forty years in this business. In that cage is the best singer I've ever had ." "Don't think I'm gonna feel obligated to pay for something I don't want just because you're climbing up a ladder like a monkey. I want a canary but it's got to be the best singer." By this point the shop keeper was coming down from the ladder. "Ma'am, this bird is a veritable feathered Caruso!" Placing the cage on the counter, the bird burst into melody after melody. Awed, the woman murmured, "This bird is really a good singer." Suddenly in a shrill scream, "Hey, what's with you? This bird's only got one leg." The pet store owner was unperturbed

Common Sence Passes Away
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, would only have aggravated his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job

One Love
When I close my eyes your heavenly vision appears my heart beat eases as my stress clears Here I am wishing I could hold your silky smooth skin Kissing, Caressing , Tantalizing every inch of your body with a grin Man, these endorphins of mine are invigorated with pure pleasure as my lips treasure your bold sultry measure Each of your dimensions embrace the essence of transgenic with your voluptuous sensuousness being orgasmic I need just one chance to show you my heart just one chance to never be torn apart I need just one chance to explore a love to endure just one chance to give you more Whispers in your ear hint to whas to arise no disguise to surprise only the horizon of our sunrise Twisting fate onto ultra high frequency worldwide communicable desires are quenched with everyday that we abide YOu can't hide that smile on your face I can't stop showing all of passions case its all possible with this eternal flame with this heart of mine never being the

Dj Schedule 3/30- 4/5
Hey all - Here is this weeks DJ Schedule - Please contact me if there are any problems or changes that need to be made. Ty for making Bada Bing an awesome place to be for our members - and a personal TY from me for the Birthday love this past week. I had a great time at my Birthday Bash - THanks to all that made it so special - Hugs and Much love ... Queeny Bada Bing DJ Schedule 3/30/09 – 4/5/09 Monday PET 6pm – 9:00pm EST (5pm – 8:00pm CST) (80s 4play) QUEENY 9pm – 12am EST (8:00pm – 11pm CST) (80s show) DARTH 12am – 3am ++EST (11pm - 2am+ CST) (Devious and Bounty No DJing) TUESDAY – DEVIOUS- 6pm -9pm EST (5pm -8pm CST) BOUNTY- 9pm – 12amEST (8pm – 11CST) (megamix) PET - 12am – 3:00+ EST (11pm – 2:00am CST) (Queeny and Darth NO DJING) WEDNESDAY PET - 6pm – 9pm EST (5pm-8pm CST) Forplay QUEENY - 9pm – 12am EST (8pm -11pm CST) Humpday DARTH 12am -3am EST (11pm – 2 AM CST) (BOUNTY and DEVIOUS No Djing) TH

Amazing Emails
Ok, we ALL get annoying emails but this one I just had to share. It is like no other I have ever recieved!! Enjoy!! (snickering)HAHHAHHAHAHA NO 1B ANCIENT ISIS TEMPLE , P O BOX 1101 , GYZA PYRAMID EGYPT . PHONE :+20111384802. Fax : +20111384802. ANKR ANCIENT MYSTIC ORDER This is the Ancient Egyptian Temple of powers were all dreams and aspiration come through. Have you had any obstacles and difficulty in any areas of your life? is it finance, health, academics, relationship no matter the ordeal you are facing come to us and all your problems shall become a thing of the past. We are one of the oldest and most powerful spiritual order from the medieval time .In the world of lord of Ankr, everything is possible we are here to help every one in need like we have always done in ancient times no matter your religion, class or race humanity is one . We have the following items in our temples : A spiritual brief case

Hell Monkey
My daughter has this bizarre need to have any kind of food in some sort of tupperware both w/ a cover on it. She refuses to eat anything out of a bag or box. I have no idea how this OCD started but I was just looking for a bowl to put some leftovers in and literally couldn't find one. I went into her closet and in there is 8 different kinds of candy/snacks stacked in the corner. All of it sorted by size and color. I think I have a little Marc Summers on my hands..yikes!

Beliefs
Childhood grandmother. Her writing raised others Claiming: Poor marriage endeavors! Marriage extended, married, Respect of husband. Yet, she too, is she that is! The volunteer forgot. Want, claims to know. Marriage became home. After house, and before you,Unleashed me my switch. She that is! Easygoing females. Alcohol leaving. Religious flipped. She that is. Beliefs, I many allowed. And who doesnt reflect? Is she unreasonable? No. She too, is.

Burden
We have grown our years by numbers Gone are the carefree days of youth Chains have no patience with expansion Bitter cold steel strangles flesh, bone, being The choke our spirit, forcing us to act as expected Not desired Tightening around our weeping souls They suffocate our reason We have no choice We succumb to their torture Shackled by expectations Restrain ed by anticipation Bound by socialization Locked into the order We are forever compelled to roam the earth In search of the elusive key (Little did we know it was within WE) Found at last you elusive key hiding so deep from within We Only now may we proceed to be The Persons we did choose to see.

At This Moment
For the Last 10 years, I have written a Poem for My son to mark His Birthdays....Below is Our Favorite......It is called "At This Moment". It is a letter poem from a favorite memory of my son......This was presented to him on his 17th Birthdays this past September.....I hope you like it as much as we do......enjoy....... hugs AT THIS MOMENT I am peering through a window, watching you. I wonder to myself, "How old ARE you?" I grow anxious. At this moment, I see your grand stature of small frame engulfed by the endless forest. The trees gently sway with the breeze. Approval, imagined, of your company. Leaves crunch and rustle at your feet, as if a procession proclaiming: "The King is Coming!" Best friend at your heels, intent at keeping you safe, wags his tail at this direction, yet cuts you off from the dangerous next. My soul is whisked away to ease at this sight. Woolen cap placed snuggly over your ears; St

Writing Is An Obsession
Personal Statement Writing is an obsession for me. It is what drives me to awaken earlier than most just to feel the faint vibrations of a world silent with sleep. It gives me time with my thoughts without the shuffle and noise of a world in full motion. To live on the " Outside of the Box" , so to speak, affords me the luxury of perspectives that those on the inside are too bound by society to see clearly either by default or by choice. On the outside I do not have to confirm to any ideas that do not hold truth within and throughout its purpose. Being of a deeply spiritual nature, my perspectives are unique even by Christian society's standards. Hence, I have outgrown their world. However, my nature has given me the passion, drive, inititive and ambition to follow my dreams one step at a time. Now that the worldly obligations of business, home and hearth, friend and family are at an end, it is time to obtain that which I have longed for my lifes long journey......Become

How To Have A Calm Day!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives! Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Being Tested
I have to admit I hate being tested by everyone in the world to see what I am going to do when nothing is going to happen at all. I'm a decent person that doesn't need all these tests to be done to. Why don't you go test someone else cause I'm sick of being tested on. Yes this means friends, family, govenment people and who ever wants to test me for some reason or not do not do it cause if I find out I will be very pissed off at who ever it is. I hope everyone understands this cause I don't need any more stress then what I already have.

Rateathon Giveaways - 2.27-30.09 @ 3am Est
1 Mil Fubux GiveAway & 5 - 100k Consolation Prizes Ended 3am EST Monday Morning The Following FuS Followed Instructions & Left a Comment after Rating 475ct. Folder Spring Night Princess DJ Dirt Carl JustJoe JackFrost I Like 2 Kiss Me Jamez420 Phoneix Behind Your Lies Holly Hotbox Tigerprincess angeliis DJ Dominatrix Dixie Diva Cac/Christene316 Delightfully Insane flakitcat blazzer4life ****HUNTER**** nocturnal kitten DJ Reject Lil Vixen Ridge Edge Sweet and Sour Ovaltine Thirdrock FC croniclover CirzzyChris DJ Epic DracRo Michael Po Folk hardredee Beyond Redemption kennyblazer Blondiegirl kool_chick Goldengirl Submissive Vampire candyman wiludan enigma sweetest kiss dilla angel kitty haywood jablome erg69 wicked mistress big daddy trucker giggity Warren MD's Sweety cinnamon grrrl Silver Oak Seabreeze Sinner Big Jake sO FrESH broomebadboy pensfan FIREFIGHTER Queen of Hearts Seria Danni Dj Ghost Brandywine

Wanting
Do you desire me, The way I desire you? Do your lips want to touch mine, The way mine want to touch yours? The way your eyes are saying hi, I wonder if you know, How you make my juices flow, You don't even have to touch me. So you can set me free, Even if it is just for one moment in time. Make my body rock, Make it feel hot, Quench my desire deep within. We can make love, Letting it take us to the heavens above, Then cherish the memories. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Island Dreams
Island dreams in hot solar rays, footsteps on the grainy sand, clear blue oceans where dolphins swim, pina colada's and coconut palms. Stories in reflected glories, with laughing and founding desire, morals be delicious soft silky love, like the wings of a peacefull white dove, Hearts beating in redness fury, a cold strike upon the stone, with love flowing fast and smoothly, a tremble and shake from the bones. myspace graphics

People Casting Stones
I read alot of mumms. Some I comment on some I just laugh at. Most mumms are for lame questions that are really about nothing just the mumm person wanted to waste some time I guess. Any how I have noticed how some cant understand why others get as they put it Butthurt. And then some were down the line, you see the person who casted the stone and upset someone, now is the person whos pissin and moaning about them being all butthurt etc. I hate to tell you fu bar peeps, every one needs to seriously get a reality check. WORDS DO HURT!!!!!! no matter how you slice it, and no matter if you intention wasn't to hurt, but it was just to show off to your friends and follow them like a sheep. Words do dam well hurt its not the fact the person you are trashing may or may not have no life or they are just seeking some help on making a decision no matter if you think its lame or not again words hurt. You dont like it I am sure if someone you dont even know or even if yo

21 Gun Salute
Great punch line!! I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as their government under went a peaceful transition of power a few weeks past. At first, I felt a pride and patriotism as I watched Barack Obama take his Oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the President. It was then that I realized how far America 's Military had deteriorated. Every last one of them missed !

One Of Those Days
Do you ever have one of those days that you just don't feel like anything goes right? I have a deep sense of emptiness, loss, aimlessness. Nothing seems to satisfy my heart, soul or spirit. I have this wonderful studio space and I feel it is just an empty space. I have nothing left to fill it, for I have nothing left in me.

Chapter 5
Tamer.. My Masters touch.. as i wake i could feel the warmth of the sun on my face i open my eyes still in the arms of my Master Tamer, watching him sleep i give him a tender kiss on his mouth thinking how much i love this man.. then remembering the night before and what we did and thinking how wonderful it was, the feeling of being so loved and how wet he got me, i remember the look he gave me when he tied me up it was a wonderful to see him so pleased.. just thinking about last night i get tingles! i know one thing i want more! even the paddle although it hurt id do it all again just to please him.. to be honest i did like it a little! hehe! getting up out of bed i put my gown on and and remove my collar putting it back in the box then go make some coffee.. brush my hair and teeth then take the coffee back to the bedroom to wake Tamer up.. i like to wake him with a coffee and a kiss. walking in the bedroom i lay his coffee on his bedside table then walk around to my

Anger Management
Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.' I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?' Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f***ing number!' And the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Ever

Activity Or Mainstream
Do you agree that the minute that you have somebody corporate dictating your words, it is no longer true graffiti? Graffiti can never become too mainstream because it is an activity, not a style. Mainstream embrace can water down the cliche graffiti look but most progressive graff artist have evolved past that eighties wild style look. It’s true that once it’s done for a company it’s not true graffiti unless the company is the graff artist’s company and they advertise their product with their street art. Graffiti is generally an illegal activity which conforms to no rules, no design by committee! True graffiti to me, is just putting work you want out on the street for everyone to see without compromise. No govt. censorship, no gallery owner to reject you. It’s about a pure uncompromised manifestation of your art and ideas whether people like it or not. I try to be respectful of businesses and private property that isn’t run down, but with all the bad ads out there, I think most public

Pablo Neruda
I Do Not Love You Except Because I Love You by Pablo Neruda I do not love you except because I love you; I go from loving to not loving you, From waiting to not waiting for you My heart moves from cold to fire. I love you only because it's you the one I love; I hate you deeply, and hating you Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you Is that I do not see you but love you blindly. Maybe January light will consume My heart with its cruel Ray, stealing my key to true calm. In this part of the story I am the one who Dies, the only one, and I will die of love because I love you, Because I love you, Love, in fire and blood.

Rateathon Giveaways - 2.27-30.09 @ 3am Est
1 Mil Fubux GiveAway & 3 - 100k Consolation Prizes Ended 3am EST Monday Morning The Following FuS Followed Instructions & Left a Comment after Rating 475ct. Folder Spring Night Princess DJ Dirt Carl JustJoe JackFrost I Like 2 Kiss Me Jamez420 Phoneix Behind Your Lies Holly Hotbox Tigerprincess angeliis DJ Dominatrix Dixie Diva Cac/Christene316 Delightfully Insane flakitcat blazzer4life ****HUNTER**** nocturnal kitten DJ Reject Lil Vixen Ridge Edge Sweet and Sour Ovaltine Thirdrock FC croniclover CirzzyChris DJ Epic DracRo Michael Po Folk hardredee Beyond Redemption kennyblazer Blondiegirl kool_chick Goldengirl Submissive Vampire candyman wiludan enigma sweetest kiss dilla angel kitty haywood jablome erg69 wicked mistress big daddy trucker giggity Warren MD's Sweety cinnamon grrrl Silver Oak Seabreeze Sinner Big Jake sO FrESH broomebadboy pensfan FIREFIGHTER Queen of Hearts Seria Danni Dj Ghost Brandywine

Wtf..
ok.. so now i get to bitch some.. ya i was seeing someone.. was going great.. been together almost 3 months.. i changed all my profiles to in a relationship.. i had a yahoo personals profile for over 3 years..lol totally forgot about it. well the guy i WAS seeing sends me a message sayin its over cause i was lookin for someone else cause he seen my personals profile.. ya news flash.. when i changed my profile pic on my yahoo profile it changed it for my personals profile as well.. i mean come on.. how fucked up is this? if certain people would have cared to read my info hadnt been edited in over a year. my kid's ages in it are will soon be 5 and 2.. ya my daughter is fixin to be 6 and my son will be 3 this summer.. i mean ya i was holding back because of certain issues like family.. ya know. i lost my job the end of january.. his hours got cut back.. i was broke for valentines day but it was our 2 month anniversary, so i scraped up enough change to buy a card for him and some candy j

Right
i like weed it gets me high smoke a blunt and i in the sky fry your brain eat some shrooms tonite my buds gonna bloom! cant stand that brown shit give that purple bud and ill take a hit! one more hit im so so stoned i think its time to go home wake and bake is my treat once i do that its time to eat....to u suckers that dont get high youll never know what its like to live in the SKY written bye tony aka woodsonman~~!!!

Maintaining A Healthy Level Of Insanity
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

Ten Years Dead...
As we part, Carl squeezes my shoulder and grins. "You just need a woman," he says. ... while in my gut the creature writhes and snares and tells me what I need..... I leave my car in the lot. I can't stand to be inside anything right now. I walk the streets of this city I'm learning to hate, the city that's given up, like the whole world seems to have. I'm a zombie. A flying dutchman. A dead man, ten years dead... I'll feel better in the morning. At least, I'll feel it less... It's the night-- when the city's smells call out to him, though I lie between silk sheets in a million-dollar mansion miles away... ... when a police siren wakes me, and, for a moment, I forget that it's all over... But that man was young. If it was revenge he was after, he's taken it. It's been 15 years since he was born... Born here. Once again, he's brought me back-- to show me how little it has changed. It's older, dirtier, but-- --it could have happened yesturday. It could be ha

Just A Lil Update For Ere 1
ma girl is provin to be a fighter even though she wont let me watch her therapy she is making steps to walk heavy on drugs she still fights it though rumor is she may be home hope in a month or two much dependin on process when she gets home i am her own private CNA jst try n' stop me

There's No Love In Fear
Saw the gap again today, While you were beggin' me to stay. Take care not to make me enter. If I do we both may disappear. Maybe I will choke until I swallow. Choke this infant here before me. What is this but my reflection? Who am I to judge or strike you down? But you're Pushing me and shoving me. You still love me Still love me But you didn't think shit on me You still love me Still love me But you didn't think shit on me Rest your trigger on my finger, Bang my head upon the fault line. You better take care not to make me enter. 'Cause if I do we both may disappear. You're pushing and shoving Pushing and shoving You're pushing and shoving me You still love me Still love me But you didn't think shit on me You're pushing and shoving me Pushing and shoving me And I'm slipping back into the gap again. I'm alive when you're touching me, but not when you're shoving me down. But I'll trade it all for just a little Peace of mind. Pu

The Time Has Come
I posted a blog last week explaining how i felt about things and the changes ive observed on the FU...judging from the response and amount of readers that came to that blog....Its almost time for me to post my FINAL BULLITEN.....I dont see the point hangin out on here rating everyone and getting nothing back in return except from a select few...... so Im going to leave the FU with a bang...summers comin and im gonna be ridin....heres your chance to be a part of a dream ive had for some time.....I wont be actually posting this bulliten until I have made some final preparations getting stuff together.....but heres a heads up of what to expect....... div style="text-align: center; margin-left: auto; visibility:visible; margin-right: auto; width:450px;">

Come On Friends, I Will Bling If You Can Help. Just Pm Me
PLEASE!! I HAVE A FRIEND SO CLOSE TO LEVELING ALL HE NEEDS ARE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS TO TO HELP HIM OUT!! I WILL R/T/F. JUST PM ME!! JUST LOVE BLINGS:) THANKS ALL ~BRATT~ Loki ~Vampyric Morpher~@ fubar ♥~BRATT~♥Fu Married to *TJATTHEROCK*@ fubar

New Ship In The Fu-town, Come Get Ur Seat B4 Fu Waters Get Rough
All aboard 4 The Navy Seals Ship. Start here with the Military folder rate 10/11's and comment on the last picture. Rate, Fan and when you send a add request plz state ur on a Navy Seals Ship. If you already r friends then leave a Navy Seals comment. When you complete all the riders, PM me so I may add you to the ship, then repost. Brian Perkins Indefinite Owner of "NINEMMRUGER" Owner of ~Dreamgirl~, , Owned@ fubar ~ ? ~NINEMMRUGER~ ?Owner of Brain Perkins~ ? ~@ fubar ?MzCaBiBBW?@ fubar VolareDave ~Promoter@Erotic Seductions,Proud RR Member,Owned by ~katie~@ fubar ? MZ.LIZ ?BFF Leveler, VMV, ®® Recruiter,Llama leveler, FADD@ fubar St. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~@ fubar ?Twï$TëÐ?ï?ïë@ßøÐ¥$høT$?Owned By VolareDave@ fubar Justfishing Fu-Hubby to NunyaB... Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life@ fubar

Magic Pill
Yanno when I was young around 18 and up to 30ish, I never thought I would end up like I am now. What I mean is, as I grew older I started to develop illness, that no matter what I do I cant seem to feel good. I wake up each and ever day feeling like crap. I either got a headache from hell, or a sinus problem, or just general aches and pains. I try not and bother the doc to much less it really affects me to the point I am in bed more then up doing things. I also know a better part of it has to do with my depression. I hate taking medicines for a couple of reasons, 90% of the time I cant afford to get it, second. My mind goes back to my mother who was a drug abuser. And I dont want to end up like that. I now have a great doctor who came from philly to canada. Hes trying very hard to address my crappy feeling and get me better. Through test and blood work. Its a long process and I feel at times its takes for ever . And no matter what pill he trys me on zi

Benefit Auction For Oral Fixation!!
Benefit Auction for OralFixation!!! THis awesome lady is trying to get spotlight for her B-day, April 5th!! *Thats this sunday* And we are selling ourselves to make sure she gets it!! Half of all winnings will go to OralFixation, other half goes to auctionee Click on the pics below to bid! Lets give her an awesome B-day!!! This Auction/Pimpout brought to you by: Silentlizard

Lmfao
I took a quiz to find out my "theme song of my life"..this is what I got."Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing" by Chris Isaac The Sometimes-Evil-More-Messed-Up-Probably-Done-A-Lot-Of-Things-I-Regret type! You sit there, feeling guilty a lot, because you know that what your doing or have done is wrong... most of the time... You can come across as angelic and seem to have two sides to you, naughty and nice. Or you come out, and hide no feelings or behaviour! This is YOUR song baby! Baby you did a bad bad thing didnt you!I'm pretty sure, this is me.....

* Warning Warning* For Those Who Are Into Bdsm!!!!
This character is a total fake! He says he is a Master and is very dominant only! He is sooo not that. The picture is not a picture of him in it. So please take caution when he contacts you. -=Master=-@ fubar

Sbg Cure To The Monday Blues March 30 Edition
Do You Have Monday Blues? Are your wondering what to do on a Monday? Do you want to rate but don't want to go through the BORED board? Are you tired of only rating only ezrate pics? Well, here is something different, fun, and exciting! SARGE'S BAD GIRLS The BEST bad girls you will ever meet! A listing at your fingertips of beautiful women with great pics. And of course the man that made it all possible. (He has folders of some of our best pics!) Give these bad girls a good old fashioned fu-spanking and don't forget to thank the man that made it all possible. Fan - Rate - Friend - Bling - Comment! You won't regret it! ***SBGs*** You Should Be Rating The SBG picture folders of Sarge and the Top Five SBGs (Up To 25 Mandatory) in this Bulletin/Blog. Next Monday These Top Five Will Be On The Bottom Of The List. All SBGs .. please comply! Sarge's Bad Girls

The Alphabet
Did you make a best friend in high school? Not in high school..in junior high Are you supposed to call someone right now? nope. Who are you expecting a call from? no one. Do you have any homework to do? nope. Does anyone like you? I'd like to think so Who was the first person you talked to today? Connor If you could move somewhere else, would you? In a heart beat Have you ever dated a soccer player? No [that was an odd question] Are you afraid of roller coasters? some of them Do you know any songs that remind you of summer? Yep Do you wish on 11:11? Sometimes Has anyone ever crawled through your window? Nope Do you have plans for tomorrow? Just work Where were you Wednesday? Working....wow, that's about all I do What about Thursday? work Were you happy when you got up today? Actually, yeah Are you missing someone? Yep Where were you at 3AM this morning?

Oh What A Morning !
YOU KNOW ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WHEN ALL THE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES FILL UP YOUR INBOX WITH BIRTHDAY CARDS AND FREE SHIT,LOL I OPENED MY EMAIL THIS MORNING AND WOW IT WAS FULL,GEE I HOPE I TURNOUT TO HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY TODAY, COULD USE SOME GOOD THINGS AND SURPRISES.I AM 43 TODAY , DAMN TIME FLIES.

Morning
I am awake? Why? Lord only knows. My sleeping paterns have been so messed up lately and I know I should tweet this stuff but frankly I am much much too lazy. I am waiting for something to happen. For someone to save my day. Im thinking maybe I should take some pictures and make a certain someone happy if I upload them. I really want to make this a day to remember. Why? Well at least it gives me reason to be up

Foot Tattoos
Usually, fall and winter are the best seasons to get tattooed. But there is one area of the body that is actually best to ink in the springtime, and that is the feet. Foot tattoos are somewhat difficult to heal to start with – your feet are the most likely parts of your body to lack proper blood circulation, retain water, and experience stress and fatigue on a daily basis due to normal activity. Wearing socks and shoes add heat, sweat, and friction into the equation, making an already delicate situation even more volatile. When you get your foot or feet tattooed, it’s important to create the best possible circumstances for successful healing. Drinking plenty of water every day will help to avoid water retention. Being active on a regular basis will keep your circulation strong. Eating well and taking vitamins will enhance your immune system and your body’s ability to heal itself. And last but not least, keeping your feet bare or wearing the least amount of footwear possible – suc

Ponyboy Part 3
->~THE ORIGI...: No I haven't seen you, You just want to see my junk, You will be ignored starting now, you want me, catch me in a MuMM ~THE ORIGI...: I MAY BE A SCRAWNY ASS BOY TOY ~THE ORIGI...: ILL DO IT~THE ORIGI...: HAVE YA SEEN ME ->~THE ORIGI...: You do not want to compare that shit dude. Trust me ~THE ORIGI...: AWWWWW IM SORRY YA PUSSY ~THE ORIGI...: YA KNOW THE BIGGER THE MUSCLE THE SMALLER THE DICK ->~THE ORIGI...: Dude you are about to be ignored you are cutting into my valuable MuMMing time ~THE ORIGI...: AWWW ->~THE ORIGI...: Of You? Not hardly little fella ~THE ORIGI...: WUT YA SCARED ->~THE ORIGI...: I have been there and done it a few times already ~THE ORIGI...: WELL THEN LETS GO TO WAR->~THE ORIGI...: I clicked twice on your link in th sb dumbass. I have an itchy trigger finger from the war ~THE ORIGI...: YA ASCARED ~THE ORIGI...: YEA OG MY SCRAWNY ASS ~THE ORIGI...: OOOOH YA DID CHECK ME OUT THEN YA SICO BITCH ->~THE ORIGI...: Of you? LMFAO ~THE ORIGI

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Ponyboy Part 2
~THE ORIGI...: MUST BE COZ YA ONE ->~THE ORIGI...: if you do trannies that is all you, not my cup of tea ->~THE ORIGI...: I am not going to bet you. I told you I do not do trannies~THE ORIGI...: BET ME DUDE ->~THE ORIGI...: Yeah if you say so ~THE ORIGI...: UR A CHICKIE ASS BITCH->~THE ORIGI...: I don't want the AIDS you are right ~THE ORIGI...: ITS JUST FU BUCKS ~THE ORIGI...: UR UGLY ASS CANT GET WUT I HAVE ~THE ORIGI...: COME ON BET ME ->~THE ORIGI...: I am not looking at your page you goofy bastard ~THE ORIGI...: YOU THE TRASH ~THE ORIGI...: LIKE I SAID LOOOK ->~THE ORIGI...: I told you, I do not know this trash you speak of. I don't talk to trannies ~THE ORIGI...: DO U KNOW GRLSKIKASS2~THE ORIGI...: COME ON BIG MAN ->~THE ORIGI...: I have no idea what kind of trash you associate with and if they talk to you, I am pretty sure that I want nothing to do with them ~THE ORIGI...: U BE THE ONE INTO THAT NOT ME ~THE ORIGI...: NOPE ->~THE ORIGI...: They must be lounge skan

End Of Week 2
end of week two... 18 more to go Been a very busy week of work. roommates moved out and i grabbed what is called the princess bed. in a room with three people the bed that stands alone is the most sought after one. And while i was at work they moved someone in. so much for peace and quite. Work is boring. I do about 200-400 Caesar salads a night. We are getting a new sous chef, chef, and Captain of the ship in a week or two. From what i hear they are all very militant about everything. But i might get the chance to move over to the specialty salad station. Weather has gotten better when i have been out on the deck to check it out. Got to see the lava flow a few nights ago. very impressive even if it was out in the distance and then the next day we passed by some huge cliffs that were just beautiful. did not have my camera on me at the time. but i will next week!

The Original Ponyboy1966
->~THE ORIGI...: don't call me hun you fucking homo ->~THE ORIGI...: force what on who? ~THE ORIGI...: AWWWW THANK YOU HUN ~THE ORIGI...: NOT UNLESS YA FORCE THAT ON THEM ->~THE ORIGI...: you are corky, that is a common name given to retarded children ->~THE ORIGI...: sorry bro. I can get laid at the drop of a hat ~THE ORIGI...: WHOS CORKY ~THE ORIGI...: OR A RAPEST ->~THE ORIGI...: why is that Corky? ~THE ORIGI...: RUN NOW YA MUST BE A CHILD MOLESTOR->~THE ORIGI...: I have no clue what in the fuck you are talking about ~THE ORIGI...: IM VERY STUDY IN ALL SON~THE ORIGI...: U BE THE WOW NO COMMENT ->~THE ORIGI...: I guess you would know that ->~THE ORIGI...: What? slow down there sonny Jim, you are going to bust a vessel ~THE ORIGI...: WUT THEY WANT TO BE ~THE ORIGI...: MOLESTERS CAN AND WILL BE ->~THE ORIGI...: I used that one in 3rd grade ~THE ORIGI...: I AM WUT I EAT ->~THE ORIGI...: How am I wrong? ->~THE ORIGI...: You pussy! ~THE ORIGI...: AND YA WRONG ~THE ORIGI

Just How I Am Feeling Tonight!
Sometimes, especially in the recent past, I have let other peoples actions effect my own personal well being/happiness. What I am starting to realize is that it isn't them who is doing it to me, but me allowing it to happen. For the most part, my life is going reletively well, I have a nice home, a beautiful and intelligent daughter, and most recently, a man that I have come to care about. I think the hardest part of my life is learning how to deal with a relationship after having spent the last 7 years single. My insecurities always seem to get the best of me. I think the biggest thing I can do is learn to CALM down. I have lived my life on my own for many years and can continue to do so if I so choose. I am not sure why I am blogging about this tonight. I guess, I just wanted to put into words my current thoughts. Life is pretty good, I am looking forward to a lot of things, and dreading a few others. But all in all, I am way ahead of the game from where I was even 10 years ago! Than

Need Help
Free Vampire RPG Game I am trying to win a competition please help. 5000 Dollars in Fubucks if you sing up for the first 50 people. Its free to sing up you don't have to play to get the cash. all you have to do is click on the link bellow and fallow the instructions. When you sign in to the game for the first time there will be a number next to your screen name copy it and send it to me here by mail and I will sent you 5000 dollars in fubucks. it simple and easy. Come and check it out, its lots of fun. If you are into role playing its got what you want. or if you just want go on a killing spree it has that as well. Hope to see you there........ If the link above does not work copy and past this one into your browser. http://reignofblood.net/link.php?n=147278

This Guy
will I was dating this guy he was in the navy he was really sweet at times and I really did like him but he was a Jew bout small thing (like Newport me drinking and sleeping till noon) so we broke up. but know I wont to get back with him but I don't wanna change my ways so now i don't know what to do

Come Join Us @ Innocent Seductions!!
Come hang out with us @ INNOCENT SEDUCTIONS!! We have MUSIC & LIVE CAMS. Make some new friends & have a few drinks with us!! *Looking to hire all staff and welcoming new members!*

Update
Alright kids, heres the skinny. Just a quick update because I'm fucking beat. Last night while messing around with Babys First Steps we stumbled across a catchy beat on the keys and a few riffs to go along with it. woo, now I get to make a friggin' vocal track. EPIC. Song Name: All Day. In Production: YES. Keep it sexy. From: THE RUCKUS. (vocalist) haha. Love, Tony.

Adc Conversation
I love this!.. I thought some of you would especially appreciate this one! In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace. This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination. The originator had just flown with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .. It was just too good not to pass along. The conversation went like this... Iranian Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.' Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will

Wanderingsoul
Long ago when the gods we young and virtious they created man and woman as one complete being, one life one, one soul. The pperfect beings were happy and content with the way they were and live happily for a very long long time. The gods looked down on their craetions with geat joy at their happiness. As time went on the gods started to become jealus of the happiness that they had created with their creations, they became angry and spiteful. As time wore on the anger began to become unbearable. So in a fit of jealousy the gods rained down blots of lightening at their creations. When the smoke had cleared, the once happy creation of man and woman were seperated into 2 different beings. They were scattered all over the world and looked and talked different. Their curse for being so happy was this. Now as 2 lives, 2 souls they were doomed to search the earth looking for the one that would make them complete.

Smile A Little Smile
Smile a Little Smile Our hearts burn, lust and strive. “Do we, at times; even know the reasons why?” “Should we even dare to slow down and look inside?” Ideas here and thoughts there, hiding in the midst of shadows we think are real. They shift and they move, only to cover the true things that are not even there. Not seeing the essence of who we are, we are deaf to the silence we long to hear. Echoed voices day in and day out, we replay the sounds we think we long to hear, be it night or day. “Do we long for the silent, endless chatter or for the continuous peace of nothing at all?” Days and years go by, listening closely, that is until we realize they have changed and now they are voices from future days not lived. Some are pleasant and some are bad, but all putting in their two cents worth, as if they are jumping out at us thru the mirrors of our mind. Our attention captured and then released, as if nothing has happened until another day, another time, we find ourselves

= Virus Protection = Read This --
Or don't - it's your computer & your wallet. . . - This may be the most useful thing I've done on this site - I took the time to write it; pay attention or go out and play - *** The April 1st Virus is here - Now *** It may be in your e-mail, your hard drive or the next website you visit - I Do Not claim I can stop it, or fix it - I've had a virus once before - Total Lock-out - PC useless - I called Norton/Semantec etc. - I spoke to a man in India, who told me it would cost $100 + to speak to a man in Delaware. . . The point is The solution is ON your screen every time you log on - It is called a "Destructive Recovery" - - It's a bitch, and you'll hate yourself for having to do it - What I hate is the way I was treated by 'Technical Support' - I was robbed. . . I'm no goody-goody, guardian angel - I am, in fact a bit of an A-hole - But if your still with me, here's my advice. . . *Back up everything worth saving onto discs -

That Magic Moment....
cover your eyes with your hands... watch as the world disappears.... as if by magic! and now uncover your eyes... the world came back! cover your eyes... gone! Uncover... back! gone! back! gone! back! gone! back!

Tiny Guy Story2
One inch tall Fred lay on the sofa armrest against the soft side of his wife Ellen's breast. Together they were watching a scary movie, 'The Dark of the Moon'. They were about half way through the movie, as the characters had just figured out that the moon monster was around. They were just about to split up and go look for it. Fred tried not to laugh at the same old horror plot. Ellen, meanwhile , just watched the screen wide eyed. Within a couple minutes, one of the characters was heading up the hill, alone, to try and make a cell call for help. Of course, as soon as he got a signal, the monster jumped out and got him. Ellen jumped too, slamming her back against the sofa cushions and moving away from Fred on the armrest. Fred was not shocked and all and just laughed at his wife, but he knew she liked to be scared like this. The movie switched back to the groups searching for the monster. As Fred knew would happen they did a couple false monster scenes, where they

Staff Sergeant In Us Army In Afghanistan Needs Friends
Hey everyone im not quite sure how this site works but if anyone one wants to be my friend just let me know im a really nice SINGLE guy for the women only but am more than happy to be friends with anyone i need all of them i can get...I also can use all the help u can offer me to help me with this site the reason im not really sure how it works is i just got my computer...The reason for that is i am in the UNITED STATES ARMY i am a STAFF SERGEANT and am currently in AFGHANISTAN i have only been here for three months but this is not my first theater or my first tour i have been in the army for almost five years and 15 months of that i was in IRAQ.You might wonder if i like it and the answer is i love it......But i can use all the friends and help i can get if anyone is willing to help out a soldier i appreciate it greatly....and women dont be shy or afraid i could definately use some affection THANKS A LOT EVERYONE STAFF SERGEANT ROMAN, US ARMY thanks and lots of love from all of us s

Beauty Of The Distant Woman
I cruise this site every day, I look at the ladies and make mental notes to be used later when remembering my day of how the Sirens song lures me into this deep well of beauty. I wasted time once, sitting on the edge of a dock with my feet in the water. Little fish would come nibble at the hairs on my toes. Not many, just a few, but I always knew, or at least I had an idea that there were always bigger fish swimming around not wondering about toe hair and such. But the little ones came and paid attention to me. So this lure of the Sirens song calls to me, come pay attention to me , come see me, come rate me, fan me, JUST SEE ME. Those are the big fish, the ones that demand attention to them but stay far away from me. They dont come to me, they are the big fish I know I will hook someday, and then release them to the pond again. But I like my small fish, because they came to me, and paid attention to me. I will always pay attention to those and remember those who take the time to nibble

My Stupidity
OK, here's the deal. Today while i was vacuuming my living room, the belt to my vacuum cleaner came off. This is not the first time for this to happen. I really need to replace the damn vacuum. Well, to fix this little problem, I have to take a fillips head screw driver and take off the plate on the bottom of the vacuum. Then I have to remove the roller that Is covered with bristles. The roller turns and the bristles brush the dirt and pet hair so the vacuum can clean more efficiently. I successfully removed the roller, and replaced the belt to where It would make the roller turn again. All was going according to plan, when apparently my right hand hit the switch that turns the vacuum on. BIG MISTAKE! I had just finished putting the plate back on, and was actually finished putting it back together. If you haven't noticed by now, I have some pretty long hair. Well, with the vacuum upside down and my hair hanging right in front of the damned thing, you can get a pretty good idea

Another Borrowed Rant...
LOVE this! THIS WOMAN SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!! I'D VOTE FOR HER!!! Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores onSeptember 11, 2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?... Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring abou

About Me!
I am a 50 yr old that has had a lot of hard times. I have been made stronger, or so I am told I am stronger for it. I won't bore you with the details, but I will tell you this, I am not a pushover, nor am I ready for someone to tell me what I want to hear. Tell me honestly what is on your mind, but remember, I am a real person and not just a pic that is on a website. I have been told things that hurt me deeply about my looks, but they don't know the real me. The person that wears her heart on her sleeve. The person that would give everything she has if possible to help someone but will not be played for a fool anymore. People that I trusted, turned out not to be the friends I thought they were, when I lost money, they turned away. When I was making money they were there. When I lost my house they acted as if they did not know me. I learned real quick who I could and could not trust. I am a true friend that keeps secrets and does not tell a soul. I am honest and trustworthy, damn I am

A Rock Among Pebbles Of Amber
Glowing purples, reds and blues. Muscles pumping electrical sinews. Know my pain and feel it crack, for this is my heart I want it back. Its not yours to toss about, certainly not for sale. So please remove my broken heart from your collectors pail. Some dirt some rocks, some broken glass... you've constantly made me feel like an ass Pick through it, leave some nits, dont know why you act like you give a shit. Dont give me lines or cryin pleas, don't ask for something else from me. I cant do this acting anymore, my heart bleeds amber from its pores. You're rock collection wont get bigger from me, empty your pail Im finally free. Polish your hardend hearts jagged edge, the one that seems as if made from ledge. Cuz the only pickin up youll do round here, is of the tissues Ive left from cryin for years.

The Best Love
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That's what I hope to give you forever from the movie "The Notebook"

~~kimberly~~my Best Friend~~
I Must say~~I have the BEST Friend in the whole world~~not only is she my friend~~Kimberly is my soul sista!!~~ANYTIME~~day or night~~if I'm sad or happy~~she is ALWAYS there for me~~and vice versa!!~~This is for you my sista~~I adore you!!~~♥ LiL

The Nuptials Of Hp & Nesi
Come Join Us As We Unite TogetherIn The Bonds Of Fu Matrimony Half Pint & Nesi Monday March 30th, 200912 Midnite E.S.T. click pic to enter The Real Red Dragon Stop By The Lounge And Have A Drink With UsJoin And Have Some Fun!!

What To Do?
I was asked today a simple question that even I can't answer. What happens when you give your heart to someone then it seems everything about this person starts to go sour? Do you give up or keep wishing it gets better? As I sit and watch her struggle with her own love life I start thinking about what she said about him when they first got together. All this hit her at once all he wanted was sex, he started to borrow money off of her when he had a better job then her, and he expected her to drop everything she was doing to answer an e-mail or text. I wish I could help her but, I'm struggling in different ways. I have to live with the thought that I'm 18 years old and still living with my mother because I'm constantly worried about her and my younger siblings. I still have college to look at and plenty of other responsibilities of my own. I sit back and wonder how to reply to the question and a phrase came through my head. It was something I was told when I was younger. "There is always

Show This Lounge Some "love" ......not F*** Them
HEY SO CHECK THIS OUT I WAS HEAD SLAYER IN THIS LOUNGE AND I WENT ON VACATION FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND I INFORMED THE STAFF AND OWNER OF MY ABSENCE AND WHEN I GET BACK I FIND OUT THAT I LOSE MY JOB DUE TO ABSENCE AINT THAT SOME BULL SHIT SO GO CHECK EM OUT AND SHOW EM SOME "LOVE" LOL IT CALLED SLAY GROUND AND YEAH IT'S A LOAD OF SHIT

A List Of Sex Posistions!
This list of sex positions describes the sex positions which people may adopt for the purpose of sexual intercourse and other sexual acts. Sexual acts are generally described by the positions the participants take in order to perform those acts. Alfred Kinsey used six primary positions as categories.[1] Since the number of positions that can be used for sex is essentially limitless,[2] this list is not exhaustive. Contents [hide] 1 Penetrative positions 1.1 Penetrating partner on top with front entry 1.2 Penetrating from behind 1.3 Receiving partner on top 1.4 Sitting and kneeling 1.5 Standing 1.6 Anal sex positions 1.7 Less common positions 1.8 Using furniture or special apparatus 1.9 Positions to promote or prevent conception 1.10 Positions during pregnancy 2 Non-penetrative positions 2.1 Genital-genital sex 3 Oral sex positions 3.1 Fellatio 3.2 Cunnilingus 3.3 Sixty-nine 3.4 Anilingus 4 Other positions 5 Group sex 5.1 With three participan

Irving R. Levine
BOCA RATON, Fla. (AP) — Irving R. Levine, the professorial NBC newsman who explained the fine points of economics to millions of viewers for nearly a quarter century, has died. He was 86. Levine died Thursday, announced Kevin M. Ross, president of Lynn University in Boca Raton. Levine taught at the school after leaving NBC. Further details of his death were not immediately available. Known for his dry, measured delivery and trademark bow ties, Levine was a presence at NBC since 1950 when he began covering the Korean War until his retirement in 1995. He had become the network's full-time economics correspondent in 1971 and in the last five years of his tenure also did weekly commentaries on CNBC. He also appeared on "Meet the Press" more than 100 times over the years. After retiring from NBC, Levine joined Lynn University as dean of the college of international communication. Born in Pawtucket, R.I., Levine began his career in 1940, writing obituaries for The Providence

Jstasaying
*the stars that shine in my night *the sun that shines in my day *my sun in the rain *my moon to light the way on a dark night *my gps when i'm lost *my caffeine when i'm tired *my jack when i wana get silly *my coke when i wana get high *my pillow when i need to rest *my covers when i'm cold *my voice when i'm at a loss for words *my heartbeat to continue on *my smile when i'm sad *my tears of joy *my eyes when i can't see *my hands when i wana feel *my fun on a boring night *a scream in the calm night *my ears when i'm not listening

Take A Bow~~
This song just sorta stuck out today as I was surfing the net~~seems like everyone around me is breaking up~~and they wonder why I stay on the fu... Fubar=my escape from the real world~~~ anywayz~~Enjoy the tunes!!~~xoxo~~LiL

It's So Important :`(
On february 15th at 2am we lost a son, brother, and friend. John Fullmer IV was killed because of a drunk driving accident. Alcohol-related accidents are the leading cause of deaths among young people On average someone is killed by a drunk driver every 40 minutes Deaths from alcohol are 100% preventable PLEASE PROMISE NOT TO DRINK AND DRIVE. IF YOU DO DRINK HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER. AND NEVER LET A FRIEND GET IN A CAR WITH A DRUNK DRIVER DONT FORGET TO REMEBER JOHN and OTHERS WHO HAVE DIED BEACUSE OF ALCOHOL WHEN YOU MAKE A DESISION TO GET IN A CAR WITH A DRUNK DRIVER

Tiger Woods Returns To Winning In Dramatic Fashion At Bay Hill
Tiger Woods returns to winning in dramatic fashion at Bay Hill By DOUG FERGUSON AP Golf Writer ORLANDO, Fla. — The clutch shots. The late charge. An electric birdie putt on the 18th hole at Bay Hill. Yep, Tiger Woods is back. With those familiar back-nine heroics and a putt most everyone knew he was going to make, Woods holed a 15-footer for birdie to win the Arnold Palmer Invitational for his first victory since returning from knee surgery. Woods closed with a 3-under 67 for a one-shot victory over hard-luck Sean O'Hair, matching his largest comeback on the PGA Tour. "It feels good to be back in contention, to feel the rush," Woods said. "It's been awhile, but God, it felt good." Just like last year, when Woods made a 25-foot birdie on the final hole at Bay Hill for a one-shot victory, he delivered a high-charged celebration. Instead of slamming his cap to the ground, he turned and ran into the arms of his caddie, who lifted him off his feet.

How Bad
How bad are you wanted?: Post this and see how many messages u get...don't be scared! (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) I'd take you to my crib (10) I want 2 make u my GF/BF (11) I love you baby

Im Very Blah,
kinda upset, dont wanna talk about it, im going to go hide in my bed, but ill be on yahoo on my phone, for the like, 3 of you that actually have my yahoo In my darkest state of mind I am riddled with despair When I try and close my eyes Your voice is all I hear I will think of you tonight I will hold back all my tears I've waited all these years Please don't go away You're making a mistake You and I were meant to be You opened up my eyes And made me realize Now its changing everything It's crazy how I feel this way I can't explain don't go away I see your shadow all the time I see your face inside my mirror Like a sunset in the sky You distract me from my fears I keep holding it inside And I wish that you were near It's better when You're here Please don't go away You're making a mistake You and I were meant to be You opened up my eyes And made me realize Now its changing everything It's crazy how I feel this way I can't explain don'

The Blog Without A Name
Man, the end of March and this is, what, my first blog of 2009? How disappointed all your faithful readers must be. All three of you. So much to say, yet not enough time or energy to elaborate. So here's a scattering of thoughts... * It is a curious feeling to have survived a round of massive layoffs at a newspaper company. While very fortunate for the time being, there is pain and remembrance for those who were forced out and a sobering reminder of how our once-vibrant industry was. I've always considered myself lucky to be doing what I love and be paid for it (well, some there is a relative semblance of compensation ;-) I am not naive to not realize what stubborn perils and outdated business models have brought newspapers and magazines to the breaking point (and total death for some that have been around for more than 100 years). But to say print periodicals are a thing of the past is, too, myopic and ignorant. For your consideration: The Canmore Leader in Alberta, Canada ra

Trini Slangs
Bacchanal: Wild party / Scandal / Argument / Confusion Back Back: A suggestive dance performed with the male dancer's front rubbing against the female's rear, and vice versa Baa-John (Bad John): A dangerous man, a gangster, someone with a reputation for hurting people Band: A group of Carnival masqueraders with costumes designed on a related theme. A band can have 4,000 people divided into 25 sections, each with it's own theme and several music trucks. Each band has a huge King and Queen costume. Carnival Tuesday will see about 20 large bands go across the stage in competition. Bam bam: Also Boom-boom, boomsie, bamsie, bam-a-lam, background, backside, behind, ass, bottom / butt Bazodee: Confused Bawlin' (Bawling): To cry, yell or howl Bol' Face (Bold Face): Pushy, loud and wrong, demanding, The foundation of Trini culture and national personality Boof: To insult, yell at or argue with someone Bun: Burn Buss Up Shut: Roti, Shredded roti skin, resembling a "bust up shirt" Dat:

72,000 Rate Fake...obama...real Life And So Much More...
Check the blog below and to the left with the same title...don't forget to rate , tell your friends and post your comments as always and please don't forget to rate it a 1, 3, 6, 10 or 11..:D

Just My Day
Blah! I am getting so bored with the whole ‘Bar scene’ I can’t seem to find anyone Like there was this really great looking blonde at my usual water hole last night. Two rum and cokes later I finally went over to talk with her. And what do you know; the bitch gets all in my face cause I offered to buy her a drink! Some people are soooo homophobic…. Anyway took some quizzes to see if the internet knows me better than I do (yes it's dorky but i am a nerd we covered that): From: http://quizfarm.com/ What kind of girl are you? You Scored as Athletic Tomboy Athletic Tomboy 75% Slut 69% Hippy 69% Nerdy Girl 56% Loser 38% Popular Bitch 38% Goth 38% Preppy Girl 0% What color is your heart? From: http://quizfarm.com/ You Scored as Pink Your heart is pink. You're everyone's friend. Woo go you! Everyone loooves you!! You're the definition of a true friend, which is why you mean so much to your friends. You will do anything to see

72,000 Rate Fake...obama...real Life And So Much More...
…first of all, no this isn’t just another fake blow up blog. It’s getting to the point where I’m about ready to let everyone decide for themselves what to do as far as that goes. If people are that dumb to think that insanely hot model male or female profile is real, send them blings, money through PayPal, Happy Hours and all of that expensive on and off of Fubar things…it crosses the line all-too many times on here into real life…Seems like the “fantasy” overtakes the reality a lot of the time on here and people will believe what they want to, no matter what you slam right in front of their face, so maybe it’s time we flipped the script a little and blew up the morons who bought these fakes these things instead of the fakes themselves, that way the buyers are more than likely to stay on the site, while all these fakes seem to do when they get deleted (and they have been in en masse of late) just make a new page and do the same thing over and over again , like a hamster running in a

Shit Hanging Out Of A Mouses Ass
Because men are pigs & women are the dominant species. They dont really mix well. Men are like the piece of shit hanging out of a mouses ass as its getting eaten by a lion. And women are more like the deer laughing as it watches the lion eat the mouse with shit hanging out of its ass. Hahaha Like my metaphor? From: My babysister.She was trying to make me feel better and understand why i always find the shittest people to be with.

Always Dropping Skittles In Bad Places!
I am introducing my fu-Owner Show her lots of love! Always Dropping Skittles in BAD places to go to her profile Brought to you by SEXY SKITTLE PIRATE JOLLY ROGER (OWNED BY Always Dropping Skittles in BAD places) Created by ♥Dragonphyre {J}♥ Sexy Skittle's Girl

~evil~
Yes, it is true. I did stray off the righteous path and give in to temptation cast upon me by the Evil 3. I let you down, I bombed on the Sabbath having proclaimed that I would not do so. I walked on the to the dark side of the road, taken in by two dark haired beauty's and visions of the others chestnut hair falling all around my pillow case. Ok, Ok, Ok.. I stole that Chestnut hair line from Don Mcleans song "Empty Chairs. STFU.. It's a good line and ya know it. So in my hour of questioning I was inspired and spat forth a poem out loud as I avoided the beggars and concentrated on friendly type targets. Sure hope I can remember that shit. But I will put it to paper and share. Could take days, weeks or even months. But I want you to know. That I won't let ya down again. And if your looking for me to apologize.... Step back..ain't happening, cause that shit was fun xoxo

Awesome Place To Be And To Relax With Awesome Music And Sweet Family
Come Check out the awesome new Redneck Heaven and Cutting Edge Tavern were the music plays all night and all day and we take your request and play all sorts of Tunes so what you waiting for come check us out!!!Redneck Heaven link is:http://fubar.com/lounge/64094 And Cutting Edge Tavern Is:http://fubar.com/lounge/65603 We have live DJ'S so come check us out we love to see ya in the lounges.

Like Yesterday
Forever... When I look at the calendar, and think of the time that's passed. It's the sand that I was told of as a child, but never really understood, until now. It brings an onslaught of time that fades more and more as years pass. It's all I have. That and pictures that will ultimately (Also)fade away. RER 1/7/41 - 3/28/85

To Dreram
Make a wish, find a dream, choose a shooting star. Let your hopes and spirits soar high and free and far. Reach for the unreachable, stretch to touch the sky. Know that no dream you treasure is too far or vey high. Belive in the impossible, then work and try and do. For only those who DARE TO DREAM can make a dream come true.....

Smartz?
In Russia, there is a thing that kids do nowadays: they go to the train tracks, then wait for a train to get close, and lay on the tracks, in the groove inbetween. Its is deep enough for them to lay without getting touched by the train, so it goes over them. Smart? Not really. I posted a pic of it in my folder, and there were people saying how cool that is, and how they should try doing that. Am I responsible for future train deaths? Or for Darwin in action?

Anything Is Possible
Ok people as you know by my status im going for spotlight. It was indeed a spur of the moment decision as it had never appealed to me before, mainly just to see if i could do it. Now after a few conversations of others telling me its impossible and no matter who i say my friends are its just not gonna happen. I say bullshit!! impossible is just not a word in my vocabulary and now i suppose its a matter of my pride and showing others that with the right friends by your side anything can be achieved. Somebody asked me how far i was from the amount i needed and being honest i said that i dont even have a 3rd yet BUT considering i started this at 40k, i truly believe it can be done by April 11th. I was told to save myself the trouble and just give up because now THEY are going for that day...i said bring it on. Now im not just asking because i want the spotlight but rather to prove a point. Thanks 4 Reading

The Lies We Could Not Hide
The Lies We Could Not Hide It was the lies we could not hide That we painted upon our sleeves The place where our hearts should have been That turned our love into disease We became a silhouette In the corner of each others eyes We became the untrue rumor Like ghosts in each others lives Our eyes no longer seeing the other Our words a whisper in the storm Our touch like grabbing mist Our passions have lost their form A love affair drowning in hate Crushing in the black sea loneliness Laying in a bed of broken dreams A book filled with pages of emptiness As our quill and ink dried The miles separated us inside No shield could protect us from The Lies We Could Not Hide

Happyness
Happy is he who finds his love, Soaring like a bird above into his heart opened wide, and walking by him side by side. Love is cold if not true! A winter's storm through and through, Love is treasured as fine as gold, and groes more strong by growing old. Lovelights the face in its fairest hour. Shinning bright like a golden flower, Love it's kisses that linger long, bind to the heart when growing strong. When love it's light blossoms over, the man who finds it like a four leaf clover. How lucky is he his pot of gold. WALKING TOGETHER AND GROWING OLD...

Business In The Street
First of all it is not cool to break up and then air private business in the street then get mad when the other party comes back with a little business of there own. I find it funny that someone who said she had so much love for me could possibly call me a looser in a mumm, but not have a damn job or way of taking care of her own 4 kid's!!! My life is in order I do not go looking to tare someone apart, but italiabella dear you so have brought this upon yourself. 1. Get a Job you money grubbing Leach ! 2. Get on some psych meds You (also) need them 3. Get man be sure he don't fuck ur friends 4. Get of my BM Jealousy does not become u 5. Get a life beyond fubar, 6. Get them tit's lifted there a little low dear 7 Get Vaginaplasty Your PUSSY is beat in 8. Get the pic's we took back befor eu piss me off 9. Get your babies dad to pay support without having to suck his cock 10. Make sure you keep your fucking mouth closed because there is so much more dirt to be out ! !

Love
If you love someone, you will be loyal to them no matter the cost. You will always belive in them, always expect the best of them, and always stand your ground defending them. For love is patient and kind, neaver jealous or envious, never bostful or proud, neaver haughty or selfish or rude. Love is the most special gift you can give to someone for LOVE goes on FOREVER!!!!

In Joy Always
Secret Scrolls Newsletter Logo A Secret Scrolls message from Rhonda Byrne Creator of The Secret Be in Joy now and everything will change In the moment that I discovered The Secret I realized that I had been living my entire life backwards. If things were good in my life, I was happy. If things were difficult in my life and everything was going wrong, I was stressed and miserable. In my ignorance, I had been misusing the law of attraction all of my life. But all of that changed when I had the knowledge of The Secret. To live in accordance with The Secret and the most powerful law in the Universe, we must be in Joy first - and then everything will change. To live our lives by emotionally reacting to what is happening outside of us is misusing the law! As we react with negative emotion to any difficulties, we attract more negativity into our lives. We cannot defy the law of attraction, which operates on the most microscopic levels of vibration, and with absolute exa

Men And Women Dating
After long thoughts and considerations for both sexes, I have come up with some practical ideas for dating. For the most part some men and women believe that attraction by appearance is chemistry, but it is not. It is actually, lust. Yes, I said, lust. But my question is this. How many times during the day does anyone feel this kind of "chemistry" as we call it? Satisfaction is hard to fulfill if the desire is not supported appropriately. Who is the right person for you or for me? There is no such person as Mr. Right or Ms. Right. You have to consider paring up with someone who brings balance to your life. The exchange is 100% to 100%. The 50/50 cliche is unacceptable and presents only half of a person's effort. When last I checked 50% was an F on the grading scale. My thing is this, before you go attaching yourself to someone, consider your intents, motives and overall agenda. Why?, is the question in every case. Remember, chemistry is lust, not a way of expressing actual interest in

Sobriety
Sobriety - I don't dare say the word out loud; It is too fragile. I hold onto the moments as they come and try not to let them pass unnoticed. Sobriety - It is like a hand-blown glass ball and I don't want it to break. Every word is thought out before it is spoken. Once and a while, a word slips out in anger, and I hold my breath. "Will it send him to the store?" I silently wonder. When stress happens, and it happens a lot, I wonder if he'll break. He handles it better than I. I wonder if it's because he knows what's in his head and I don't. I love him more than words could ever express. I have prayed for this day to come, but I am on edge. We have been here before and I can not forget how it all came crashing down. I will not take this for granted. Thank you God for the blessings you have bestowed upon me, upon us. When life is down, I try to remember what I have. So, every day is a new beginning - a new chance to build the life we were meant to have - a new chance

Addiction (it's A Long One)
The door opens and as you enter, my skin tingles; my muscles tense and I am alert - like a rabbit caught in a trap. I can feel it, before I even see you, you "slipped" again. And just like that, you've slipped away from me again. Now it's the other you that I see. You know that I can sense it and you try to play it cool. You try to hide it with a smile but, I can see right through you. You try to hide it with small talk but, I can see right through you. You try to hide it with sarcasm but, I can see right through you. You try to hide it with your defenses but, I can see right through you. I am listening to more than you words - I am listening to all the things that you do not say. I am listening to body language and let me tell you...what you say without words holds so much more than the diarrhea that spews forth from you lips. "You're my problem," you say. "Okay," I reply, I know that it's the alcoholic talking now. "You think that you're so perfect, don't you?" "Okay,"

Because She Would Ask Me Why I Loved Her - Christopher Brennan
If questioning would make us wise No eyes would ever gaze in eyes; If all our tale were told in speech No mouths would wander each to each. Were spirits free from mortal mesh And love not bound in hearts of flesh No aching breasts would yearn to meet And find their ecstasy complete. For who is there that lives and knows The secret powers by which he grows? Were knowledge all, what were our need To thrill and faint and sweetly bleed? Then seek not, sweet, the 'If' and 'Why' I love you now until I die. For I must love because I live And life in me is what you give.

I Carry Your Heart With Me - E.e. Cummings
i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling) I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)

Of Love - Kahil Gibran
They said to him "Speak to us of Love." He looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said: When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his feathers may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so he is for your pruning. Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches, So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of Life's heart. But if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and love's pleasure, Then it is better for you to cover yourself and pass out of love's door, Into the seasonle

Randomly Good Idea
So, I'm trying to make bombing folders for my god-blessed HH, but it's harder than you think. SO... I had the idea suggested to me that I should get you guys to post a picture here that reminds you of me to put in a folder. I love you fawkers, blah blah etc

You And Me
As I wake each morning And all through the day My thoughts are on you Never do they stray. I long to hear your voice A simple, how are you Letting me know how much you care Telling me your feelings are true. It seems we are so different In everything we do But we care and love regardless All the day through. And when at night I close my eyes You are all I want to see Dreaming of good things to come Hand in hand, you and me.

The 2009 Ncaa Men's National Championship Tournament-part Ii
To recap, I correctly picked 25 of the first 33 games in Round 1 plus the Play-In Game. That is a 76%. In Round 2, I correctly picked 12 of 16 games. (75% for the round and 76% overall.) In Round 3, I correctly picked 4 of 8 games. (50% for the Sweet 16 and 72% overall.) In Round 4, I correctly picked 2 of 4 games. (50% for the Elite Eight and 70% overall.) My Final Four are/were UNC, Duke (now out), UConn and Louisville (now out). The true Final Four are UNC, UConn, Michigan State and Villanova. I am still picking UNC to win it all.

Finally...viola!
Fucking finally! Here it is after all the input and assistance in its final form! Took forever to figure out how to embed it (thanks Alix for the remedy). This is my demo CD. For those of you who are unfamiliar, snippets of work are edited together, compiled, burned to disc and sent out to various agents for voice over work. Other than loaf and chat on Fubar, voice over is part of what I do. Voice Over work is the shit you hear in commercials, on TV or in movies, etc. Here is my final version which will be burned to disc and distributed. Enjoy!...or bleed from the ears. Free file hosting by Ripway.com

Blah And Such
Am bored, so just typing. Getting a PS3 next week . Gonna be paying 'bout £40 a month for it, more expensive, but didn't want to spend one lump sum on it. Clearing out all my PS2 games to get some PS3 ones, took in 26 games yesterday to an exchange shop and got £26 for them all, but need to offload some more. Played some football today, now won't be able to walk for the next two days. Took a kick to the calf, leg has pretty much seized up. One more week of work, then two weeks off *celebrates*. And apparently Michelle Obama might be there Thursday, though no one knows for sure. And that pretty much sums everything up, for now at least.

A Jester's Prayer
Oh great creator Mother and Father that sustains us and has made our being. May my jokes free people from there sad and burdened hearts. My stories should fill the hearts of those with joy whose lives are filled with pain. May my songs fill the ears of those listening with the love that I feel as each note leaves my flute. May the trickster side of me do little harm to those who do not understand what it is to be one of us. May there always be a muse to aspire me to sing play and write stories for the masses. It has been said grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change, I pray give me the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have messed with me for the last time. So mote it be….

Sad Ocassion
This is the obituary for my best friend's baby. Her first baby miscarried and this baby was born as a still birth. They claim it was a fluke that this baby did not have any amniotic fluid and therefor did not develop the essential organs, but that has not made the process any easier for her. She was denied by her insurance to have the operation to remove the baby almost two months ago when they found out it would not make it full term because it was categorized as an "elective abortion." She was forced to carry full term until she went in to labor. Could that be any more cruel? [oh and if you don't approve of me posting this then gtfo idgaf] Kyle Matthew McGaha March 28, 2009 - March 28, 2009 Kyle Matthew McGaha Infant son of Kevin McGaha & Nicole Wright passed away on Saturday March 28, 2009 at St. Anthony Hospital. Kyle while only here a little while, warmed up the hearts of all his family. Kyle was preceded in death by Roy McGaha and Della King. Survived by his p

Hey Yall Go Check Out Him Out
http://fubar.com/user/2499304 This is for my papa ridge he is a great guy and i think yall would love to check his profile out. He is a great guy, so any love you can show him plz do that for me.

Divorce Agreement
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like r

Fuck Me Please*bdsm*
Fuck Me Please by Rhiannon_Nyx© "That's it! Come here now!" His words echoed through her soul but she knew she had done wrong. Her head was lowered as she walked nervously to Him standing before Him. Her gaze only looking at His knees as she sees Him sitting before her, as her hands nervously pinch at her jeans. He watches her movements, smiling to Himself as He sees her fidgeting nervously. He allows her to stand there for a few minutes. Her trembling becoming more and more visible. Then when He feels she is about to explode He whispers to her. "Drop the pants." Her heart drops. She didn't know this would happen, but she knew better then to argue, it only made things worse. Her trembling fingers moved to the front of her jeans where she fumbled the button loose. Unzipping it she took a deep breathe and tugged her jeans to her knees. Her silken panties the only things covering her as she felt the heat of her blush and her eyes filling with tears. She hated him at that m

From Work To Play *bdsm*
From Work to Play by FluteMaster© At work, she was his boss. They were happy with that, and he was proud of her. She was bloody good at her job, and earned the respect of everyone she worked with. They worked Brand & Coulson, a campaigning organization, affiliated to half a dozen unions and pressure groups. When there was an issue which needed to be publicized, or some lobbying pressure needing to be brought to bear, then often B&C would be called in and asked to take on the brief. Lisa was their best campaign manager. She knew how to ask the right questions at the initial meetings, and then motivate the team to produce an innovative approach that delighted the clients and had the right impact. James was the team researcher. He took the client request and dug deep until he knew what the real issues were, who was affected and what really needed to be done. This information he then fed to Lisa who used it to mould the campaign. It was a good partnership, and they worked w

Bomber Giveaway ~ 1 Mil Fubux & Other Prizes
Bomber 1 Mil Fubux GiveAway MORE PRIZES TO BE ANNOUNCED Ends after HHs Sunday All Bombers w/ More than One Bomb! Entered into 500k GiveAway Plus an additional 5 - 100k Giveaways for all the luvins! PlayinHard Jane Doe CuteNSpunky lilsnoop Special K ~**Tara**~ Autos On Debbie Barry DJ Silky FanMe Tingergirl Hypnotic Red JC Mohammed Ninja The Bastage

Wth?!
Okay. i have 96 friends on my list and they NEVER come to my page other then to beg me to come rate their pics! NONE of them rate my pics! WTH?! Am i THAT MUCH of a pushover? Or do people just like to take advantage of me? ~sighs~ Probably pointless to write this because none of them will take the time to read it! Whatever.... ~walks off~

First Glimpses
First Glimpses by Brave Maximus© The little smile on my face was almost as telling as the step in my walk, anyone who looked at me knew that they were looking at a very happy man. But, this was not an unusual occurrence, as a matter of fact, it had become an almost daily event. I rounded the corner to the small café downtown that we usually met at, and I caught my first glimpse of her. It was summer, so the patios were open and the umbrellas up, with the usual assortment of businessmen, college kids and the like, enjoying the sun and a cup of coffee. Her back was to me, but it was unmistakably her. Her dark hair falling in ringlets well past her waist. I could see the curve of her ass through space in the seat, and my eyes lingered for a moment, the smile broadening. I snuck up quietly and placed my hands across her face, covering her eyes. Really, one hand could have covered her whole face, but this was a playful way to go about it. 'Guess who?' I asked in a playful and quie

Hey Yall Go Check Out Him Out
http://fubar.com/user/189205 Hey everyone Brucethecoolsexycat has helped me out too so much so plz go check him out he will rate and help yall as much as he can help yall. Plz show him love like yall would show me love. He is totally awesome, even has been helping to rate me and help me level and everything....Plz go check him out here is the link http://fubar.com/user/189205 have fun. And ty for checking him out for me

In Need Of A Super Angel Pimp?
Wanta Make A Super Deal? Here is the deal I am offering: My Offer: 1 Angel pimp and 1 Wonder Woman Salute Your Offer: Six Credit Bling Pack If your interested leave a comment in this blog. Thank you (h) WW

Hey Yall Go Check Out Her Out
I think yall should go and check out my friend honey-64 she is totally awesome. She has helped me out in the best way possible and is very sweet. Plz go check her out and help her get to prophet like yall did for me. http://fubar.com/user/2118149 Thank you so much and hope yall have a wonderful day.

He's Just Not That Into You
So I went and saw He's Just Not That Into You today. I truly believe its a movie everyone of dating age should see. Women walk around in such a haze about men when in reality they just aren't as confusing as we make them out to you. The movie stated "If a guy likes you enough he will go out of his way to make it happen." So if a guy doesn't call you it, 9 times out of 10, means he's not that interested. Not the little lies we tell ourselves. "Oh maybe he was scared because I'm too independent." "He probably liked me too much." Those things are complete bullshit! And us damn women will continue to live in a complete delusion about what is actually going on, when in reality HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

Southernbaby Haz Auto-11's! Plz Help Her Oracle!!!
GUESS WHO HAS AUTO-11's AND LARGE FOLDERS TO BOMB???? OUR VERY OWN SOUTHERNBABY!!! WOOHOOOOOO!!! ~SouthernBaby~(Club Mystic Tm Capt)@ fubar SHE NEEDS THE HELP OF HER FRIENDS TO GET CLOSER TO ORACLE, SO COME GET SOME BIG POINTS AND FUBUCKS!!! THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR ANY AND ALL HELP!!! DON'T FORGET TO SEND HER A PRIVATE MESSAGE SO SHE CAN RETURN THE LOVE! FONDLY PIMPED OUT BY THE MEMBERS OF: Club Mystic!

Pimp Out Blog #16 ♥ Sweet~n~sexy ~susie ♥ R/l Wife Of Scottwolfdavis And Owner Of Triple S Lounge
♥ Sweet~n~Sexy ~Susie ♥ r/l wife of scottwolfdavis and owner of triple s lounge@ fubar ♥ Sweet~n~Sexy ~Susie ♥ r/l wife of scottwolfdavis and owner of triple s lounge is a cool friend of mine so please so her some fu loving people and she'll return the loving to you so rate her 10's or 11's if you're a vip on her page and and her blogs and pics and thumbs up on her stash and anything else she's got including comment her as well from Bruce ps tell her that brucethecoolsexycat sent you to help her level up if you don't already have her on your friends list.

Me?
i Am a self centered sorry piece of shit, and im an ugly ass who doesn't deserve to see my daughter and i need to get shipped off to die in a war. That is what i am according to my soon to be ex wife. anyone else feel that way about me? cause if so i am volunteer to get deployed and test my luck

Me
HI NOT TO SURE WHAT TO SAY TO YOU ALL IN HERE THI S IS ALL NEW TO ME . BUT I LIKE TO MEANT YOU FRIEND'S ON HERE AS YOU ALL DO . I AM A VERY EASY GOING PERASON . AND I AM MOM THAT HAVE THREE GROWING KID'S ONE IS STILL AT HOME . AND I AM MARRIED TO A TRUCKER . AND I HAVE ALOT OF PET'S IN MY HOME WHO I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART. THIS JUST A LITTLE ABOUT MY SELF. D.J.

Walls
She stands away, Afriad she might get close. She doesn't understand, Thats what I want the most. Her guards constantly up, I'm afraid she'll never let me in. To her its no game, To me,I feel Her heart I can't win. Her walls stand so strong, As I beat them with my fists. I pray she will let me in, Will she ever take the risk. I hope someday before I'm gone, She'll see that I am true. And all those walls will float away, Into skys ever so blue.

No Bounds
Through the darkness you are my light Through the forest you are my way Through the seas you are my shore These are the reasons I appeciate you more each day. Through the anger you are my calm Through the sorrow you are my happiness Through the tears you are my smile These are the reasons I could never need you any less. Through the cold night you are my warm day Through the earth shaking you are my solid ground Through my failures in life you are my success These are the reasons my love for you knows no bounds.

6
At night she curls around her pillow, And I wish I was there. This morning she handed me her heart, And I told her why I cared. At first she didn't understand, My eyes didn't want to leave hers. I slowly explained to her how I felt, And everything was no longer blurred. With my hand holding hers, And her heart next to mine. She will be my goddess, Till the end of time.

5
When you walk for miles, And all you see is sand. Do you realize at that point, Excatly where you stand. Alone in a sea of grains, A sea of sand to the edge of the sun, I fall to my knees, And wonder how my life came undone. What road did I choose, To take me to this place. I cover my face with my hands in shame, As tears fall in total disgrace. Am I to wander here till my days end, How can I escape this creul nightmare. I look deep in my heart, And you still shine brightly there. The tears slow and fall nomore, As I pick myself up off my knees. My purpose in life is now so clear. To get back to you is where I need to be.

4
The coldness of the night is over, And the sun shines down. Today all the sounds are happy, Not a dark one to be found. The trees seem greener, Even the wind feels warm. Today my heart has lifted, My world sees no harm. Why my sudden change, My new outlook this day. In my night she spoke to me, In her own sweet special way. She opened my eyes wider, Reached in and touched my heart. The only sadness in my life, Is we are many miles apart. Someday soon time will tell, In my arms she will be. And there will never be any sadness, Ever again to come from me.

Interesting
long but read to the end How the Story of the Tain Was Lost & then Found AgainWritten by a Member of the Irish Gurdjieff GroupSometime in the 7th century AD – about 150 years after the coming of Christianity – the Druids in Ireland were going through a deep crisis. The Church had a secret policy to destroy the power and influence of the Druids, and this policy had been so successful that entire orders of druids had taken themselves off to Brittany for reasons of safety. The most powerful of these orders had been Na Fili Seanchais – the keepers of the oral tradition, which included the Tain. Within this order there was a secret group called Na Goban Saoir, who preserved the Druids’ ancient knowledge of magic. The head of this secret group – Senchan Torpeist by name – chose to remain in Ireland because he was old and ill. One day, wishing once again to hear the story of the Tain, he gathered his last few remaining pupils around him and asked each in turn to recite

3
Since the moment she first saw you, She has felt nothing but love. A bond no man could severe, Not even the heavens above. Thier lives may change, But their love will always remain. In a world of uncertaintys, It will and has stayed the same. Her smile reflects her love, In the child it shines. A mother and daughters love, Will stand the test of time.

2
My mind drifts off, When I think of you. Like clouds floating, In seas of blue. A second without you, Is like a loss of days. Never new someone could touch me, So deeply this way. All my thoughts, Completly woven around you. Nothing could seperate us, Even the devil I would make move. So if ever you have doubts, Read back these lines. And know my heart is yours, Yours for all time.

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Mar 21, 2008 4:12 AM All I need is her smile, And my feelings start to awake. To touch her deeper in her heart, Will my words be all that it takes. I cannot hope with just my words, Her heart would become mine. Everyday I must show her, That I am worth her time. I want her open to me, To tell me what she feels inside. To feel completly at ease, Like the waves of a moonlite tide. For her to open her arms to me, Her mind,heart and soul. To have her give them to me. To me that is my goal. Here is the first one I wrote for you Beautiful

Parent/teacher Conference
Parent/Teacher Conference Well it was getting late and I had one more parent to see. Her son was a good kid, so this should not take long…or so I thought! I had not met her before, so was not expecting to see what came through the door. My cock jumped in my pants, she was gorgeous! I had to control my eyes and thoughts as she came near and introduced herself. Her first name was Gwen, that was all I could recall. She was tall with long legs, dark, brown hair and a body that radiated sex! Her silk shirt was unbuttoned down to the middle and when she moved, her black, sheer lace bra showed. Her nipples were hard and they poked out at me, teasing me it seemed. I could feel my cock growing in my pants as I introduced myself and we sat down in the child sized seats. She wore a short skirt with a long slit and when she sat down and crossed her legs, she revealed her black lace thong. I barely remember talking, trying to discuss her son. Her foot was pressed against my leg and it seemed she

The Bleeding ~five Finger Death Punch
"The Bleeding" [V1:] I remember when all the games began Remember every little lie and every last goodbye Promises you broke, words you choked on and I never walked away, it's still a mystery to me [Pre-Chorus:] Well I'm so empty I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well you're so unclean I'm better off without you and you're better off without me [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred (deceiving), the beatings; it's over [V2:] Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass, dead and wilted To you this all was nothing Everything to you is nothing [Pre-Chorus:] Well you're so filthy I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well I'm so ugly You're better off without me and I'm better off alone [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred, the beatings (disaster); it

Bomber Giveaway ~ 1 Mil Fubux
Bomber 1 Mil Fubux GiveAway MORE PRIZES TO BE ANNOUNCED Ends after HHs Sunday Jane Doe JoJo lilsnoop PlayinHard Sanity Handicapped 1001554 ****Tara**** ~**Tara**~ 5150 Jane 69lxhrbox aGem4Life Bad Santa Beckie BigMule BkrBabe BlueEyed Bella buzzzman CandyGirl Charmm Chell Christene316 Courtney Crazy One Curvy Alissa Daddy Don Darlynn One dave1972 Devil's Advocate DJ Irish Eyes DJ Silky DJ Troy Dreamz Elgin Evel Fallen Angel flakitcat FullThrottle Greenwood Gurl Hard 2 Handle Hard2Handle Harley Diva Harleyguy HeavenlyMade4U Heretic HornyDog Huggiefux Hurricane Tongue iB on Top Infared Jacko Jazz1978 Just Your Average Military Woman Kara Kick A$$ Bi@tch Kitty KweenBitch little leprechaun Mabius MishNumber1 Miss Tudey Missy Mo SweetAngel Mohammed MooMoo Morgan Le Fay Mr.Man MzChelle NENEBish Neptune's Human Ninja Noodles Oicu Only Toshie OtinaMarie Passionatesto

The Kill ~30 Seconds To Mars
"The Kill" What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? (Oh, oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take all this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you (from you) Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now, this is who I really am inside. Finally found myself Fighting for a chance. I know now, this is who I really am. Ah, ah Oh, oh Ah, ah Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you. Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come break me down (bury me, bury me) Break me down (bury me, bury me) Break me d

Things Just Keep Getting Worse And Worse Around Here
I'm seriously considering leaving this place, no one chats anymore..all anyone cares about is leveling...this place was fun when I first joined, people wanted to chat..have fun and bs. The majority of people on my friends list will not even know I'm gone, all most care about is that I'm rating all their stuff, but when I ask for anything...I don't get it, hell even asking for one of my friends to own me before it expires...not one person did, most on here are selfish and are here for themselves, well I'm not that way, I care about my friends and love chatting with them, I've said I would never delete my account, because I would come back to check on my real good friends, but there's no reason for me to be here, seems most don't appreciate all the hours and time I've spent on their pages rating their pics, to those who have helped me along the way, I really do appreciate it and will never forget it, but what it comes down to on this site is u have to spend a crap load of money or have a

Uh-huh
ive sat here for monthes now politly asking people to help me level and yet its always the same 2 or 3 people that come by and rate anything.hmm guess my boobs aint big enough.well heres my thoughts,fubar is nothing more then a popularity contest of which i dont fit in.so the hell with it what happens happens but im done helping others cause i never get anything in return.time to be a asshole i guess....

Hurt
life sucks when u have a granddaughter u cant see or keep and she thinks that her great granny is her grandma and i was told today that i was just grandma diane well i am done being treated like a nobody to my granddaughter so i dont know what to do except not see her since they consider me nobody to her and not good enough to watch and keep her im tired of being hurt

Me And My Owner At It Again
ATTENTION ATTENTION ONE AND ALL! CHECK THIS OUT!!! SHE'S AT IT AGAIN! SHE'S CLAIMED THE DARKEMAN AS HER OWN! So if you dont know this sexy lil Lady please run out and get to know her... shes hot and spunky cute and very sexy... she can make you laff ya A$$ off and shes the greatest friend. OHHHHHHH DAMN CHECK THIS OUT!!!! SOMEBODY WAS ALL LOCKED UP IN THE HOOOOOOUSCOW! and guess who came to the rescue.... that's right... your Onery Nawty-hood DarkeMan... and now shes in the clutches of Damien Darke so now this sexy lady is the Owned and the Owner... damn what will happen next ... hahahahaha so nows the time to go off and make a new friend and meet a really great and sexy lady... just click the pic and get exported away into her world... just becareful cus once youre there....you may not want to leave. MzBooti2Big "HEAD BB TO THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATEZ OWNED BY D ROC OWNER OF DAMIEN DARKE

Heres What You Need To Know
For all you folks who thinkim just another knotch on your fu belt, guess again! If I friend request you its cause I ment it and I expect some semblance of communcation a hello if I say hi A thanks when I give gifts small things to you major things to me. If your to busy with your 5000 friends to do that, well you can count on 4999 cause I will delete you. having said that thanks to all who have bothered and im sorry to those in the process luvs and hugs, Ghostbear aka JC

Hate My Ex
I do not understand if some one has a drinking problume then they should just get help. My ex is a fucking ass he has tried to put his hands on me and he cheated on me with two ugly woman that are old enough to be his mother what is the deal with that. I love my self a whole hell of alot more then to put up with his drunk and stupid ass. I am on to doing bigger and better things.

A Freind Needs Yr Help
http://online.ccfa.org/goto/romeo315 my friend is doing a walk to get money for his cancer rescearch : trying to get donations for the Crohn's/Colitis Take Steps walk that's down here in May . it's an intestinal disorder that right now there is no cure for please help her we dont want her to die thank you so much......

Obvious Nonseriousness Is Obvious... Right?
->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: well okay, how about I knock him unconscious, fit him with strings, and puppeteer the entire act out? ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: that's a no my man is the only one to touch me in that way ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: is that a no or is he just readin' over your shoulder? ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: s'okay, he can watch. ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: i have someone to do that with already ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: Awww, not even a little? ~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: whoa buddy slow down it was a bored mumm ->~»LÅÐ¥ §ÑÛ...: Can I spank you, stroke your face and call you a pretty, lovely, dirty whore? ...I thought this was obviously me being a twat. She doesn't seem to get it. Even though I was copy/pasting it into her lame non-mumm. Sadface.

Heroin
recently,heroin claimed my stepsons ex-girlfriend/ distant friend she overdosed after some 3 guys loaded a siringe full of heroin the guy was 6'4 she was 5'1 she was 18 and still wanting to fit in she passed away on the floor of the guys car and the 3 guys are held on man slaughter. also recently a so/so friend of mine from chicago was arrested on 17 counts armed robbery and being on parole for the second time for the same offense he also had a heroin problem what the hell is going on what happened to a good liquir buzz and a sweet toke of the grass is this becoming an eppademic

Just A Passing Thought, A Poetic Conversation...
A friend and I were playing verse games, This was borne.... 29 Mar/2009 passing thoughts by Donn & Pattyn, What use are dreams, comes the Dawn, When shattered darkness, dew becomes, The thirsty morning drinks it's fill... (Pattyn) What use are dreams come the light when shattered sunlite causes pain, Thirsty night fill my pain, drinks the redness from my vein... (donn) Nights sweet mantle, Cloaks a heart of stone, shattered, Hidden, cold and alone, what use dreams , When they have no home... (pattyn) No hope, Of love everlasting, Broken the stone in half, come together with breath of cold... (donn) Dawns grey promise, The forgotten song that brings the thirsty dew. A prophecy for the blind, Hard words spoken to the cold... (pattyn) What use dreams have, The prophecy reins, For the promise of a new stone, bleeds red and forever strong, grabbing Lifes envy, with

Tap Therapy: A Sanity Saver (another "me" Original)
Friends, are you driven near to madness on a daily basis by someone that you'd like to kill but can't? I am of course referring to an uncouth boss or co-worker, a friend, spouse, and in some cases even a son or daughter. Yes, they all can bring one near to the point of homicide on occasion, but take heart. I’ve created a revolutionary new method to get you through those trying times. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tap Therapy. It's safe, simple, can be applied in mere moments and begins to give one immediate relief from tension. Here's how it works. Take a pen and a small piece of paper and write on it what you'd really like to tell those offending individuals. Then fold it and place it in any one of the pockets of your pants, shirt, blouse, or coat. I favor the following message, "Eat feces and swallow farts, you bubble eyed, scrotum munching, shit breathed, foul, funky, ill mannered, sorry excuse for a human being. May you develop raging diarrhea and crap yourself into The Gu

Food And Money
Whats going on foo bers?!? I'm just sitting here on my porch bullshitting before the UNC.OKlahoma game. I bought some pizza cause there wasn't shit to eat here in the house. I get naucious looking in the fridge and all there is milk and slimfast. I try not to eat so much and I go to the gym as often as possible but i can only go so long without something substantial. I was talking to someone the other day about that. As much as I hate having a guy im tired of starving just as equally. I don't know how anybody diets. I get such eatings at my stomach without eating something in a while. Salads do nothing for me. Its like im just eating water. There really isn't anything there to digest. I'm 6'2 so c'mon..give ya boy some din din.. lol i said din din I do appreciate the fact that pizza places are forcing delivery fees to the customers. Delivery people deserve all that effort do hand you food. But I don't like it in the fact that I really get no credit for it. Its for

Sharon (a Change Of Pace. Original Short Story By Me.)
Sharon Tilford never held a grudge against anyone, for any reason. This was a young woman who exhibited care and concern for the welfare of society in general. Yet a single incident, hardly more than a few moments in time, changed all that forever. Monday morning. The weather at street level was New York City summer; hot, humid, and not something you'd want to stay out in unless profuse sweating is one of your hobbies. Those of independent means are driven to and fro by car services. One step down from that meant you took cabs to those all important meetings, in hopes of one day being able to afford the luxury of a car service. For those of limited income, the subway is the twice daily horror which has to be endured. Sharon, a lovely slip of a thing not much more than 100 pounds soaking wet, was on to her job in Manhattan from a shared apartment in Brooklyn, with hopes that this week would be less hectic than the last. Ad agencies in NYC tended to be stressful jobs to say the lea

Yep, You Really Should
This isn't the typical bully. I'm not going to ask you to rate a pic for a contest or to send bux to someone. I'm not even going to ask you to bling this person or rate all their pics/stash. Although if you decide to do that, well that's cool too. I'm simply a guy that is really cool and definitely easy on the eyes. So drop by his page and make a new friend. Fan him, add him and if you want to rate him as well that's cool too. Take a minute to say hi. Get to know him. Chances are in the end you'll realize it was worth getting to know him as a friend. So that's it as long as you're looking for people who are real and aren't going to BS you or beg for things from you and so on. Paul@ fubar So that's it. No asking you to rate pics or level someone. No asking you to bling someone or crush them or anything along those lines. Just saying hey here's someone you should get to know. And if you're wondering by looking at his pic..."is he a musician?" Well check out his p

Another Day
When does life become just another day? Why should it feel so mechanical? Thoughts mingle with the images in front of my eyes. Sounds drift away, as though distant and blurred. Darkness surrounds me, and yet the way forward is bright. I can strengthen the light. One little twitch and a flood of intensity ensue. But all I can do is watch as the images pass. Faster and faster they appear and disappear. Suddenly a brilliant flash of light blinds me. The light rushes to me. Then just as the light swallows the images, it is gone. Again the thoughts flood my mind. The images dominate my eyes. Time seems to have no meaning here. And yet eventually it ends, and I am forced to stand up and move again. I move, knowing that I have no choice but to return again. Return to the images, the thoughts, the darkness and the light. It just another day....

Thankful
Things I am thankful for...... 1. Ariana. She is the number one thing in my life. I wake up every day because I know she needs me. She gives my life meaning. She is the piece that was missing and now that I have her I feel complete. I cannot imagine anyone ever taking her from me. She is my world. 2. Love. Even through the broken hearts and tears I have cried I am still thankful for love. The ability to give it and to open up my heart to let it in. 3. My Mom. She is such a wonderful mother. She helps when she can and she is always there for me. She never judges what I do and supports me when I need it. 4. My job. I LOVE that I make a difference in people's lives. I find it so amazing the things you can learn from the elderly if you just stop and listen. Besides there are so many people out of work right now I am thankful that I have a steady income. 5. Having a place to live. There are so many people on the streets I feel so grateful that I have a roof over my head.

Its Not That I Am, Its That I Am Not Anymore.
I thought maybe I was past the whole getting old crap but it seems that every time the thought crosses my mind (like now) there is a huge lump that sticks in my throat, my chest gets all tight and I can barely contain the flood of emotions (panic, anxiety, fear, sadness, ect.) that wells up inside me. I don't even have a rational explanation for it. I don't even want to be touched. Hugs, handshakes, pats on the back, and even brushing up against me as someone passes, just makes me want to puke. Again I have no reason. I hate when ppl ask "how's it going" cause that makes it start all over again. So I lie, say everything is good and walk away. I must have a down trodden look all day, cause more than a few ppl have asked me why I'm sad. The whole thing is stupid... But there it is beyond my control.... I need a vacation from myself..

Little Old Lady:
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Linguistic Responsibility (yeah, Another "by Me" Original)
The current trend toward simply moving kids through the educational system in order to make room for the next year’s group is having a devastating effect on language and communication in America. At one point a California politician tried to push through the use of ebonics as a real language rather than what it is; pure unadulterated laziness of speech and poor education. Well, I have drawn a line in the sand. Fancying myself somewhat of a cunning linguist I take responsibility for each and every word that leaves my mouth, or makes it to the page, and that brings me to the story of the creation of the word farkinsnarth. If you Google said word you’ll find it has no meaning. It’s a word I personally gave life and I’ve taken responsibility for. Let me explain. Leaving a New Year’s Eve party some years back, I called a cab because admittedly I had drank very nearly the volume of a standard bathtub full of irish whiskey over the previous hours leading up to the demise of one year and

Some Facts.
The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 lonely loser is reading blogs. You hang in there sunshine.......

Before It's Too Late (do I Have To Say It? Yeah, I Wrote This Too.)
Just last night I was telling a friend the story of how, on a bet, I dressed up in a foam rubber giant dick costume, sauntered into a local notoriously rough lesbian bar where NONE of the patrons looked like the girls on The L Word, and ordered a beer at the bar. At first these women, who by and large looked like truck drivers and lumberjacks, just stared. The bet with my pals was that I had to last 10 minutes to win a hundred bucks from each of the six of them. If I lost I only had to pay the rental on the costume. With the first three minutes uneventful and behind me I was already mentally spending the six hundred bucks on a case of my favorite wine (Pirramimma, a wonderful shiraz from McClaren Vale in Australia) and a 30 year old bottle of Glenlivet. That's a fairly good single malt scotch to the uninitiated. Sadly my cerebral purchases were, as it turned out, a bit premature. I was shaken from my reverie by the knowledge that the light had suddenly dimmed in my general area,

Are You Bored? (yes, I Wrote This Too.)
Well, perhaps this recounting of a recent occurrence in my life will jar you out of said state of mind. Early the other morning I awoke with the sneaking suspicion that the day about to unfold was going to be decidedly unlike any other I had lived to date. Before I so much as moved a muscle, a sinking feeling took me over. Had neighborhood garden gnomes animated themselves, snuck into my house, and dreadlocked my ass hair to make me appear posteriorly rastafarian? No, that wasn't it. Truth is they, the gnomes, did that on such a regular basis that I view said happenings as little more than a minor nuisance. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, or at least that's what one of my former my girlfriends tells everyone, but I digress. Finally deciding to get about the business of the day, I swung my feet to the floor which caused a sound in my bedroom like a fungo bat hitting a 55 gallon drum. There was nothing to deaden the echoing sound because MY CARPET WAS GONE! At some point duri

On A Lighter Note (yes, I Wrote This)
I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that said course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're definitely going to shit yourself" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your ass cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No "Watson's Movement 2". Despite habanera peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning. Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits. Upon entering the store at first

Meet My New Owner
ATTENTION ATTENTION ONE AND ALL! CHECK THIS OUT!!! SHE'S AT IT AGAIN! SHE'S CLAIMED THE DARKEMAN AS HER OWN! So if you dont know this sexy lil Lady please run out and get to know her... shes hot and spunky cute and very sexy... she can make you laff ya A$$ off and shes the greatest friend. OHHHHHHH DAMN CHECK THIS OUT!!!! SOMEBODY WAS ALL LOCKED UP IN THE HOOOOOOUSCOW! and guess who came to the rescue.... that's right... your Onery Nawty-hood DarkeMan... and now shes in the clutches of Damien Darke so now this sexy lady is the Owned and the Owner... damn what will happen next ... hahahahaha so nows the time to go off and make a new friend and meet a really great and sexy lady... just click the pic and get exported away into her world... just becareful cus once youre there....you may not want to leave. MzBooti2Big "HEAD BB TO THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATEZ OWNED BY D ROC OWNER OF DAMIEN DARKE

Winners For Medievil Auctions
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Llama Leveler Of The Day
Tempting Enchantress^Llama Leveler^{One of Sarge's Bad Girls)@ fubar all Llama Levelers will kindly leave 100 rates each when done please leave a comment below that you have done so...Thanks

Forest Gump Goes To Heaven
FOREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN > The day finally arrived. > > Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. > > He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the > gates are closed, and > > Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. > > > St. Peter said, > > "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. > > We have heard a lot about you. > > I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we > have been administering an entrance examination > > for everyone. > > The test is short, but you have to pass it > > before you can get into Heaven.." > > > Forrest responds, > > "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. > > But, nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. > > I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. > > Life was a big enough test as it was." > > > St. Peter continued, > > "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. > > > > First: > > What two days of the week begin with t

Stupid Encounter #9 (read Bottom To Top Its A Sb)
USER URL: http://fubar.com/user/2031417 Tongue2Swe...: thanks for talking cunt ->Tongue2Swe...: your the one that aint getting the fucking hint ->Tongue2Swe...: im not the cunt you stupid lil bitch Tongue2Swe...: ok cunt I will block you so i don't bother u again...i am sorry ->Tongue2Swe...: haha... nah you know you have hit me up like 5 times in the last maybe 3 months and everytime I tell you Im Fawking married... your a fawking dumbass Tongue2Swe...: i want to one day ....i'll take u shopping afterwards ->Tongue2Swe...: you never seen my pussy Tongue2Swe...: i like young pussy sorry ->Tongue2Swe...: dont you have anything better to do like go play in a busy street? ->†S51™ BOY†...: http:... Tongue2Swe...: wow u r nasty ->Tongue2Swe...: go fuck yourself with a double edged razor Tongue2Swe...: next time i visit my son in az can I eat...sorry...meet u?

Dont Let Your Mind Talk U Out Of A Good Thing
If u believe everything is possible then u will never loose that one moment that changes ur life,u will never say could of should of but didn't, and u will never wonder if she is the right one.

Baptist Cowboy
Baptist Cowboy A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time. ' The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself. ' The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

Bomber Giveaway ~ 1 Mil Fubux
Bomber 1 Mil Fubux GiveAway MORE PRIZES TO BE ANNOUNCED Ends after HHs Sunday Jane Doe JoJo PlayinHard 1001554 ****Tara**** ~**Tara**~ 5150 Jane aGem4Life Bad Santa BigMule BkrBabe BlueEyed Bella buzzzman Charmm Chell Courtney Crazy One Curvy Alissa dave1972 Devil's Advocate DJ Irish Eyes DJ Silky Dreamz Elgin Evel Fallen Angel flakitcat FullThrottle Hard 2 Handle Harley Diva Harleyguy Heretic Huggiefux Hurricane Tongue iB on Top Infared Jazz1978 Just Your Average Military Woman Kara Kitty KweenBitch lilsnoop little leprechaun Mabius MishNumber1 Miss Tudey MooMoo Morgan Le Fay Mr.Man MzChelle NENEBish Neptune's Human Ninja Noodles Oicu OtinaMarie Passionatestorm PFC.Blake ridendirty Salty Baby Sanity Handicapped Sassy Azz DJ Scott SkullCandy Southerngent Spawnie Special K SpiriritWolf Spooky Stryk Sugarlicious Sundowner Susan Taste Texas Guy Texas Tornado

Bomber Giveaway ~ 1 Mil Fubux
Bomber 1 Mil Fubux GiveAway Ends after HHs Sunday Jane Doe JoJo PlayinHard 1001554 ****Tara**** ~**Tara**~ 5150 Jane aGem4Life Bad Santa BigMule BkrBabe BlueEyed Bella buzzzman Charmm Chell Courtney Crazy One Curvy Alissa dave1972 Devil's Advocate DJ Irish Eyes DJ Silky Dreamz Elgin Evel Fallen Angel flakitcat FullThrottle Hard 2 Handle Harley Diva Harleyguy Heretic Huggiefux Hurricane Tongue iB on Top Infared Jazz1978 Just Your Average Military Woman Kara Kitty KweenBitch lilsnoop little leprechaun Mabius MishNumber1 Miss Tudey MooMoo Morgan Le Fay Mr.Man MzChelle NENEBish Neptune's Human Ninja Noodles Oicu OtinaMarie Passionatestorm PFC.Blake ridendirty Salty Baby Sanity Handicapped Sassy Azz DJ Scott SkullCandy Southerngent Spawnie Special K SpiriritWolf Spooky Stryk Sugarlicious Sundowner Susan Taste Texas Guy Texas Tornado TG89 Thcknluvit The Bastage

Is It Really Yours
Why are so many people being deleted and along with that so many on a friends lists or family? do some abuse their powers that may be and try to run other peoples lives? Being new i have to ask because if i dont i shant ever learn

Affirmations
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality I believe that trust is more important than monogamy I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul I believe that family is worth more than money or gold I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires I believe forgiveness is the key to your own happiness

Mommy Whats Wrong.....
so your lil boy is getting dressed for school. and sees you, your eye all most swollen completly shut. what little bit is open, is red and burning. what can you tell him? oh dont worry hunny, i just took a blast to the eye, forhead, up the nose, both cheeks, and down the throat.... no thats not going to work is it.... so what do you say when he askes? "mommy whats wrong with your eye?" comments? thoughts?

Www.iwannachangetheworld.org/blog/reviews
Step 1 of The Nitro Blueprint System Reviewed As you approach the exciting journey associated with the Nitro Blueprint System, you will encounter convenient components of business that place you closer to achieving online success. In this audio, the first step of the Nitro Blueprint System is revealed in detail with the help of speakers, Kevin Wilke and Dan Swanson (Nitro Marketing President), who by the way displays a shining background in teaching, mentoring and training people to excel in business. Swanson is responsible for building about 125 companies, starting 14 of his own companies, and helping to create 3,200 jobs. He has raised millions of dollars in capital and played a role in generating billions of dollars in sales. He also created two industries from scratch and is a wizard when it comes to drumming up new ideas and assisting others in locating the right business and market to pursue. km_image005 One of the most significant aspects of the audio is the importan

A Survey A Friend Sent Me & My Answers
How did you feel when you woke up? How, or WHAT? I awakened with a handful of dick. Luckily it was my own, otherwise I’d have to start prancing about wearing rainbow colors and shrieking out words like “Fabulous!” Kiss on the first date? I French kiss but only on the vagina. How often do you see your ex? When I look through the scope.. What did you do today? So far? Green tea, hour of exercise, answered an email or two, took a massive dump (gotta love that fiber), and am thinking about a nice shiraz for later in the day. How is your hair? Very meat like (shaven head) Does anyone like you? You’ll have to ask anyone. Name something great that happened Friday? I didn’t have explosive diarrhea. When was the last time that you saw your father? 23 years ago. I called him an asshole and socked him in the snout. Do you think that’s why he hasn’t called? Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? Truthfully? Most ca

Step 2 Of The Nitro Blueprint System Reviewed
Step 2 of the Nitro Blueprint System Reviewed The ins and outs of Step 2 pertaining to the Nitro Blueprint System starts off by presenting the idea of creating a business strategy that Kevin Wilke likes to refer to as a “business map.” He stresses the importance of having fun when creating a business, as the more you get excited – the higher your level of motivation increases to the point where results are more likely to take place. It’s all about the approach when starting out in the business world – and staying motivated is key. Wilke mentions that a great deal of vital components and steps regarding your business map will take nine to 12 months to fully implement. It is significant to realize that you won’t complete every step all at one time or be able to tackle everything you have listed when creating a plan for action and results. Over time, you will start to see differences, but a lot of planning is required in order to make the transition much smoother. km_image005

Step 3 Of The Nitro Blueprint System Reviewed
As you enter Step 3 of the audio training session associated with the The Nitro Blueprint System, you will learn the ins and outs of product creation. With the assistance of Kevin Wilke and Dan Swanson (the speakers), topics such as the importance of tapping into the minds of your target audience and evaluating the potential for success of your product ideas are just some of the valuable pieces of information offered in this audio. At the start of the training, a helpful but often overlooked bit of advice is given that mentions the importance of recognizing the commitment you are making to a new business project and how juggling other life issues (such as family) can affect your success. In order to avoid major obstacles and failure (set by distractions and in-house conflict), it is suggested to take the time to involve loved ones and let them know how your business venture will change their lives as well. In a nutshell, the audio basically centers on how to get off to the right

God Bless America Usa
My friend FUSSNIK and I recorded a video of a song I wrote and performed. It's on YOUTUBE under GOD BLESS AMERICA USA jimmypharo. PLEASE check it out and tell me and FUSSNIK how you like it. If you do, PLEASE share it with everyone you know. THANK YOU and GOD BLESS AMERICA JIM

Converting Mormons
so lets imagine for a moment, that your sitting on the couch with some sexy girl on her knees in front of you. the windows open, blinds up. theres a knock at the door. the girl gets up and looks through the peep hole starts laughing, and calls you over. you look through the peep hole. what do you see? two mormons going door to door to discuss the demorilization of our youth... as you turn back around, she pressess you against the door, drops back down, and continues where she left off. and then you hear one of the people playing there own version of games upstairs, yell out the window to the mormons, "we arent home". doh! be sure to comment

Lippy, Da Point Whore??!!?
Just to let everyone know I am point whoring tonight at 11pm fu time. *hangs head in shame* I will be sponsoring the HH at that time and I will be activating auto 11's around that time as well. I want to get lots closer to leveling to Oracle. I still have a ways to go before I level but I would like to chip away at some of those points I have a lil over 13 million to go. Cheers!

What Should I Do Now
what kind of pix do yall think i should start putting up. pix of friends. pix of me. pix of me in work. i have had someone say that they want pix of my dick should i do that? im just not sure what i should do

It Is What It Says It Is Lol!
Masturbation Blessing From Chrissy Fu Freakies this day I give to you my Masturbation Blessing. If I have "stirred" something in you that causes you to touch "it", trust in your heart that I'm both flattered and honored (). Is no need to tell me I can feel the vibrations from all over the world (maybe thats why I cant ever sleep...ya'll are noisy!lmao)! So go forth and touch it guys and gals! With my heartfelt blessing! May God Bless ya and keep you from going blind Always, Chrissy

Cleaning Out Friends And Family Lists
OK folks, My family list is getting TOO BIG. This week I'll be cleaning out list IF I haven't heard from you since you sent me your friend request, you don't return love, or talk to me you WILL be removed.

Surveyblogthingymahbob
Who was your FIRST prom date? Never went Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? Cognac, at 5 What was your FIRST job? Bakery What was your FIRST car? Honda Civ 98, still drive it Who was the FIRST person to text you today? I don't text Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? My coworker, who was late to relieve me Who was your FIRST grade teacher? Natalia Nikolaevna Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an Ukraine Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them? Natasha, yes we are What was your FIRST sport played? Figure skating Where was your FIRST sleep over? Russia, summer village, some dude's house, 13 years old Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? My aunt's What was the

God Came In An Ufo...
think about it... we were created in God's image... as we had evolved, our pinky toes and pinky fingers had gotten smaller... our brains got larger... more usage of dormant areas... our heads got bigger.... bodies are smaller, more fragile.... one day, we'll be in space, spreading our seeds.... God was an alien!

Unexpectedly
You came into my life unexpectedly, and everything took a turn for the better. Your warm eyes, your laugh, the sincere way you speak, and the kindness you showed me, all became a part of my life. As you unfolded yourself to me, I discovered more and more beauty. I have never seen so much gentleness in one person. Without even knowing it, you were slowly making a place for yourself in my heart. It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close in a relationship. But it’s so easy to feel close to you. I can’t tell you how nice that feels. I realize now that I had never known what it meant to be loved until I was loved by you.

Bomber Giveaway ~ 1 Mil Fubux
Bomber 1 Mil Fubux GiveAway Ends after HHs Sunday Jane Doe JoJo PlayinHard 1001554 5150 Jane aGem4Life Bad Santa BkrBabe BlueEyed buzzzman Charmm Chell Courtney Curvy Ali dave1972 Dreamz Elgin Evel flakitcat FullThrottle Hard 2 Handle Harley Diva Huggiefux Hurricane Tongue iB on Top Jazz1978 Just Your Average Military Woman Kara KweenBitch lilsnoop Marius MishNumber1 Miss Tudey Mr.Man MzChelle NENEBish Oicu PFC.Blake Salty Baby Sanity Handicapped Scott SkullCandy SpiriritWolf Stryk Sugarlicious Sundowner TG89 The Bastage Tricia TxSunshine Weldingangel Wycked Updated through 4:40pm FuTimeSat Adding as I go through the Mail Blog brought to you by: Chipper aka Bombers BFF *no no licks*

Hope It Gives U Hell
I wake up every evening With a big smile on my face And it never feels out of place And you're still probably working At a nine to five pace I wonder how bad that taste When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell Now where's you picket fence love And where's that shiny car And did it ever get you far You never seemed so tense love I've never seen you fall so hard Do you know where you are And the truth be told I miss you And truth be told I'm lying When you see my face Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell Hope it gives you hell If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well Then he's a fool you're just as well Hope it gives you hell Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself Where'd it all go wrong? But the list goes on and on The truth be told I miss you And truth be told I'm lying When yo

Heaven Sent
As I look outside I see the breeze Caress the leaves from the trees And carry them to all around Gently laid upon the ground I see the birds so high above Their songs sing of our special love And laid upon their soft sweet wing Your love to me they gently bring And as they start their graceful descent Delivering a message that’s heaven sent One thing I know and will hold so dear When I see them fly I will feel you near

Bandits Lost, Argh
Well The bandits lost an Important game to the Titans and it is to bad. Hopefully they will get their winning ways back, hey maybe this slide show will work we shall see. Titans Beat Bandits 2009

Hosting 1st Happy Hour Tonight!
Just curious who is going to be helping me out tonight. I just wanted to give a big thanks to Medo for giving me this chance since he is the one who gave it to me. Go Show show him some made Love also. medo@ fubar I have amazing Family and Friends and I am thankful for that. Enjoy the rest of the day and show me some love today. Happy Leveling and Drinking :)!

Please Read Friends
To all that Care.I will still be on fubar for a bit.I do not Seek VIP,I do not Desire it at this Time.I will still Create Morphs + Tags for Raters or those that will pay in FuBucks or FuBling Gifts.All Morphs + Tags will either be sent Direct or uploaded at my Photobucket Acct.If you Desire a Morph or Gif Tag.You will be Required to Download www.Flock.com or Firefox.If you use that piece of Shit Exsplorer in any form,Don't bother wasting my Valuable Time. Ownership: Of Others,unfortunately if you are bought away,I must let the others keep you.The Scrutiny I get for owning people,is getting out of hand.So many on fubar confuse Real Life + Fubar as one.I think owning others is fun,but others don't see things as I do.Perhaps because I exspect Rates from thoughs I Own. My Code of Conduct when Owning Someone: You are Required to Rate my Default which concists of 3 pages of mostly Morphs + Tags.In return I will Morph + Create Various Tags.I will also Post Bully's,Blogs to Help you L

Cheaters
I was in a relationship with someone for just over a year, i thought he was the greatest man out there. He was perfect. I got pregnant shortly after we met, so we now have a 2 month old, he's awesome. All along i knew this guy had issues, at first he said he just had alot of female friends and i didn't worry about that too much because the majority of my friends, close friends are all male. So i couldn't bitch. Well a few days ago i found out he's been talking to women all the time, telling them he loves them, wants to fuck and sending video of himself jacking off and getting naked pics of this nasty bitch too. And all right under my nose, he was telling her this shit while we layed in bed, watching the videos she sent him while i was taking a shower with our baby and bragging about it to her. So anyway, now he's telling me he'll do anything to get his life back, because of course i threw his ass out as soon as i found out. Trash belongs out on the curb, not in my house. So he'll

Stand Up!
[Illinois State Rifle Association - Since 1903 - Dedicated to Education, Safety Training and Support of Illinois Firearm Owners] ALERT – PROGUN ACTIVIST TO APPEAR ON CHICAGO TALK RADIO TONIGHT – SUNDAY MARCH 29TH! Todd Vandermyde of the Illinois State Rifle Association Legislative Committee will appear tonight on WVON, AM 1690 at 9:00 PM CDT. Todd will be on the LaShawn Ford Show talking about, among other things, the ineffectiveness and inequities of the Daley Gun Control Package and the virtues of passing concealed carry here in Illinois. If you cannot tune in locally, then you can hear the simulcast on www.wvon.com Please give Todd your support if you call in. Please distribute this alert to your gun owning friends and post it to any and all internet blogs and bulletin boards! Thanks Forward this email to another Illinois Gun Owner!

Douche#2
Happy Sunday Ladies and Gents of Fu-freak land. Now not withstanding I am "Nsfw" everyone knows this and love me or hate me thats the way it is...But and I do mean BUT...that does not give everyone free liscense to speak to me like im the town trollup. "Shanel25" here (sounds like a bad knockoff of Chanel with an even more foul stench)not only starts off with his head up his ass but then tries to turn it around on me as if i hurt his poor lil feelings. At least 20+ x a day someone tells me they are touching themselves to my pictures. IM ETERNALLY SORRY IF YOUR TELLING ME THIS DOES NOT BRING ME TO ORGASMIC BLISS. DEAL WITH IT. GET A LIFE! I HAVE ONE...you might want to try it. I dont know about the rest of you girls but i respond much better to humor, salutations and real genuine conversation. Do yourself a favor...block and delete! Shanel25 Read bottom to top...was blocked before I could respond...:) Shanel25: and then you just went off on me......for saying so

Life Is Hell
So you all think likfe is sweet and prefect. No...it's not. Life maybe good for some...but for a soul like mine it's been hard. I've suffer more of my share of pain in my life. More then anyone could ever understand. This life I live is of pain and being alone with noone to care for you. I'll I ask for is for someone to care for me as a friend. Someone to love me for who I am. Not thinking that I'm a nobody, or trash....but as a somebody...not everyone's play thing. I just hope and pary that this summer coming up that my GF Samantha comes and makes the pain and suffering go away...I hope she does. If not her...then who will in this crazy world we live in? I feel like I'm breaking down...slowly....

Wtf
Have you ever had someone who you really care for but they do not reciprocate, and then they tell you to your face that they finally found someone who is the dating type, and all you wanna do is scream WTF. I've been there when you're happy and sad, cool or mad, driving you home when you've had too much to drink and not try anything, listen to you go on about the guys in your life while you try on every outfit in the store, but I guess that stuff doesn't count.

Rocking Out With My Cock Out!!!!!!!
Hello all I was looking at concerts this spring and summer and I was trying to start a BARTAB CONCERT /TAILGATING FUND. There are 4 i want to go to so far 2 of witch i really want to go to and 2 i wont be mad if i dont go to. There about 40 to 50 dollars a piece. plus if you all know about me and all i like to PARTY!!! so that mean tailgating before and after the show so i need about 500 bucks. please leave message if you can help. . P.S I take Checks or Money Orders ROCK ON AND I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!! . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. . .. . . . . . Just an Idea and was wondering if anyone would help lol. I have a job and i can get the money it was just to see what ppl would say hahahhahaha

Let Me Not Say I Love You
Let me not say I love you Let me not say I love you Although you know that it is true. That phrase has been so much abused. Misunderstood and over used Let me say rather "I think of you. Breathe you. taste you. feel you. dream you." That you help make each day complete. And life has never been so sweet.

Saying Goodby To The Past!
It is strange to think I have not seen you in monthes. I have seen the sun set and the sun rise, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could pass through the eye of a needle. I have missed you like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, my heart hardens like the frozen world you have bannished me to. Hope guides me, it is what gets me through the days and especially the nights. The hope that now that you are gone from my heart, my sight and my love I will NEVER see you again. As I gaze to the future, you have opened my eyes to what love should be, what you could never give me.

This Is Awesome...!!!
I'm not kidding! It's called Chat To Text and it allows you to get text messages from your friends on Facebook, Bebo, and MySpace. You just put this little widget on your profile page and your friends can send you a text message, and you can reply from your cell phone. You don't need any fancy cell phone, any cell phone that can text will work. It's kind of like Instant Messaging through text messaging through your Facebook/Bebo/MySpace page. Anyway, check it out for yourself: http://www.chattotext.com/amember/go.php?r=17061&i=l0 As you'll see in the video, the best part is that you can make some serious cash just by spreading the word...like I am right now! Let me know what you think - I'm excited! Talk soon, Matthew

Soldiers Xmis
I got this from someone. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some tw

Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoor
I would say he was a pretty special guy! Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoor PO2 (EOD2) (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for jumping on a grenade in Iraq, giving his life to save his fellow Seals. (Notice: Mike was not a Navy SEAL, he was EOD. He gave his life to save a group of Navy SEALS.) During Mike Monsoor's funeral in San Diego , as his coffin was being moved from the hearse to the grave site at Ft. Rosecrans National Cemetery , SEAL's were lined up on both sides of the pallbearers route forming a column of two's, with the coffin moving up the center. As Mike's coff in passed, each SEAL, having removed his gold Trident from his uniform, slapped it down embedding the Trident in the wooden coffin. The slaps were audible from across the cemetery; by the time the coffin arrived grave side, it looked as though it had a gold inlay from all the Tridents pinned to it.

Trivia #19
With quite a few ppl showing up that are new, the old ones that do return, can extend the gap... Here is how last night's trivia turned out: Dwark------------51 Lost-------------41 Mchgn------------31 Xanrose----------28 MammaHelle-------28 Warmachine-------25 Sassy_Jen--------25 MissAshley-------24 AnitaDick--------23 Redlar-----------21 Punkette---------17 TexasWoman-------13 OP_free----------10 Phillip-----------7 Congrats to Dwark for winning it this week! Nice to see variety on top of the heap. Now, for the running totals that all want to see: Xanrose-------------536 Mchgn---------------514 MammaHelle----------410 Lost----------------407 Sheena--------------376 MissAshley----------370 Nightshade----------340 Punkette------------330 Redlar--------------282 Sassy_Jen-----------228 SweetAngel----------196 AnitaDick-----------175 Strega--------------169 StacyDawn-----------161 OP_free-------------154 Hellermoon----------148 Topfueler-----------

Life Has It's Own Direction
Life has it's own direction It isn't true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over another. Life is much easier if we can accept a few basic rules. Accept the impossible, do the indispensable, and bear the intolerable. One learns in life to keep silent and draw one's own confusions. Life just happens. There's no controlling it. You just need to flow with it. All the ups and downs. Give yourself the moment. Just let it happen. Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. Don't continually try to look for answers that aren't there. Most of life's questions have no answers so don't kill your self trying to solve these puzzles. Let them go, move on. Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced. Simply; Life is just something that happens to us all while were making other plans. Life has it's own coarse. No one can write there own auto biography in advance. One could say the first part of their life w

I Dont Know Nothin Bout Birthin No Babies
LIZARD BIRTHING If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, " come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to repro

Episode 99- Reality Has Counted Down
With a big audience to start, We celebrated the birth of the "Blossom", Mchgn's baby on tuesday, Peanutgirl's 13th bday on the 30th, our new myspace page, which is at www.myspace.com/hellcast666, the hellcast awards page, at http://hellcastawards.tk with special background artist Lil' Beelzebub once again. Here is what we covered: Hellcast News w/ Punkette Pool League update Top 10- Important questions to ask at a job interview Hellcast Trivia #19 Movie review- Monsters vs Aliens Drink of the week- Sex on Acid Redlars Good Deed Rant of the week King of the Hill- Sponge, Fallout Boy, Fray Sextalk w/ TMI Mad Lib- A day in the life of a college student Fractured Fairy Tale- Tales of Redlar 18 Country of the week- Lesotho Slackney's Wisdom On this day in history Presidential weekly address Comic of the week- Tim Allen pt2 60 second science- School in a snap 60 second earth- coal to liquid fuel Drink of the week- Sex on Acid 1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur 1/2

Survivor!
Locked in a dark closet for hours on end Burned with curling irons and stuck with a pin Beaten and pinched hog tied in a chair. Arms twisted, face slapped and pulled by the hair. Threatened and warned repeatedly not to tell. What some call childhood… I called hell! If I liked something it was used to make me cry Felt like I was hated and didn’t know why I wanted you all to like me, I never refused Mentally, sexually and emotionally abused I’m a grown man now, I survived those days Still I’m haunted by the past in so many ways I’m a broken hearted, battered spirit who never learned to dream I’m not like “normal people” or so society makes it seem I went thru hell and yet kept my soul in me because I’m a Survivor and I will always be! written by Some1special2k

Adult Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

Sunday Auto 11 Blog
AUTO 11'S RUNNING TODAY. HERE ARE SOME TO START OFF WITH AND WILL BE ADDING AS I SEE THEM. AS ALWAYS, IF YOU HAVE THEM FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE IF I HAVE OVERLOOKED YOU! THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. A PAGE AND BLOG RATE WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED AND MAYBE MY SALUTES? LOL ** PLEASE REMEMBER IF I AM HITTIN YOUR PAGE AND DOING "NOTHING" I AM JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE AUTOS ON OR GETTING YOUR LINK FOR THIS BLOG, IM NOT A BOT (ASK JOHNNY DEVIL) LOL ~ Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~Pegasus Project~SBG~@ fubar Wycked~/Zodiac Leveler/ Owned by Chill ~SDMF~@ fubar Kimberly@ fubar ~COUGARBABY~OWNER OF COUGARBABIESDEN.COM~GRAPHIC DESIGNER@HH-FORUMS~@ fubar ❤HORNY ANGEL❤™@ fubar ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl/Club FAR Team LOVE/The Pegasus Projectღ@ fubar ד®ÎÇk¥ÐÏÇK~ÕwñÈRs~CÄnðy~ÇA®°£~T@Ñ@Gê®~TëXã§ TØ®ÑãÐØ@ fubar "InFArREd"~~~Owned By SouthernOutLawBiker~~Dirt

Diane's Beachwear
wow, it was a long week, but we managed to get through it with flying colors. one of our major accounts, 'Diane's Beachwear' ...was amazing. I had the opportunity to model some of the beachwear, and felt so blessed to have been given that chance. I am far from a model, but WOW...these swim-suit's were super gorgeous! nothing, well maybe something that I could afford, but I will still shop at Target. haha. simplicity is best for me. Anyhow, I just wanted to let everyone know why all of the swimsuit photo's will be posted and why there will be a new folder consisting of these fun shots. most are of my brother's playing with their cell phones', but still exciting to me. have an amazing day everyone. b.t.w., I am psycho according to a jerk. WARNING!!! haha. love you guys!!!

Easter Egg Hunt Game Prize List
Carrie's BAD AZZ BOYS 4 LIFE Everyone is a WINNER!!! Golden Eggs are as follows: 1 - 50k 2 - 100k 3 - 1 credit bling 4 - Personalized tag 5 - 200 rates 6 - 50k fubucks 7 - 1 credit bling 8 - 250k fubucks 9 - Ticker 10 - 3 credit bling 11 - 100k fubucks 12 - 200 rates 13 - Personalized tag 14 - 50k fubucks 15 - 3 credit bling 16 - Personalize tag 17 - 250k fubucks 18 - Ticker 19 - 1 credit bling 20 - 200 rates 21 - 100k fubucks 22 - 250k fubucks 23 - 1 credit bling 24 - 200 rates 25 - ticker ********************************* Thank you for your participation! Carrie *********************************

Greg Dulli - Lyrical Genius
Afghan Whigs Gentlemen (1993) My Curse You hurt me baby I flinch so when you do Your kisses scourge me Hyssop in your perfume Oh, I do not fear you And slave I only use As a word to describe the special way I feel for you You look like me And I look like no one else We need no other As long as we have ourselves But I won't cry about it Every time you get obsessed Every time I came undressed All ugly thoughts are gone I'm sure we'll all be friends I'll try to break your back You'll try to make amends Curse softly to me baby And smother me in your love Temptation comes not from hell but from above And there's blood on my teeth When I bite my tongue to speak Zip me down, kiss me there I can smile now You won't find out ever Hurt me baby I flinch so when you do Your kisses scourge me Hyssop in your perfume Oh I do not fear you And slave I only use as a word to describe The way I feel when I'm with you If I have to lie about it everytime I came undresse

I Want To Set Up Home One
Thank for Since you looked at my page . I took one decision. To wipe past and i want to start to one new life . It will not be very easy . I know . how can i say i don’t know . Only , I am looking for the peace. Some persons isn't believeing in me . I am not becoming nervous them . Because , they don't know me . I will find the correct person . when i find , It will be my wife . I am not useing the cigarette . I drink alcholl in the private days . It, woman, fat, possible, or weak . What does it change ? Does it change its feeling ? Does love change ? About me does anythink change ? I am not supposeing. Why does it look at beautifull women handsome ? i dont understand (The meaning ) Sometimes i dont want believe in. Why ? This unjustice. Ýf she is appreciateing me , Real love is giving me , It* is being faithful and It is trusting ? she can want ewerythink from me . I want to set up home one . Without the lie , Respectful , Reliable, Faithful ,

Ode To A Midget....
When you are good at what you do, you need not concern yourself with the actions of others. Cheating and sucker punches are no match for skill, experience and strength. You're a small man with a small plan. Making yourself feel large and important in a virtual fantasy world. You're NOTHING without your weak army of mindless followers that help your game. Just so they can be part of "something". Real recognition and respect comes by being real, gaining respect of mofos that know the deal. Posing hard is just a facade.