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Ok, ..it's Time To See How Crazy I Truly Am
Ok, today my rant/discussion is on the Rabbit from Trix (are for kids)....all my life I've seen these commercials, I suffer through them now all the time because the damn channel is always on a kids channel to keep my little bugs content....well... isn't about fucking time they gave that rabbit some Trix?...sorry, if I were him, I would be ranting.."my fucking picture has been on the fucking box for how long now?...and I never get some?"...it's like a well hung, heterosexual stripper not being able to get laid, it just doesn't seem right, or fair..., if I were said Rabbit, I'd go on fucking strike ( no, I am not on any drugs...at the moment..) I'd be saying, "Give me some damn trix" and if they didn't cave, I'd quit with the public announcement saying "BY THE WAY, I SHIT RAINBOWS!" END RANT.

The First Letter
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Beth 2. A four letter word: Band 3. A boy's name: Brandon 4. A girl's name: Bandy 5. An occupation: Bus boy 6. A colour: burghandy 7. Something you wear: Beth 8. A food: Blueberries 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bath salt 10. A place: Boston 11. A reason for being late: Broke down 12. Something you shout: Biotch!!!!! 13. A movie title: Brokeback Mountain 14. Something you drink: Beer 15. A musical group: Bullet For My Valentine 16. An animal: Bobcat 17. A street name: Benson 18. A type of car:

Has Old Blue Gum's Lost His Mind?
From the Stimulus package. Reference http://www.stimuluswatch.org/project/view/8982 Doorbells $99,600.00 There are 632 units so this is $155 each unit to fit two doorbells. Seems expensive. May be the Department of Defense is installing the doorbells!! From the local Laurel, MS, newspaper: “The Housing Authority has various needs,” [Housing Authority Executive Director Kay] Guy said. “These units are very old. They do not have central air and heat. The older units do not have enclosed closets and all the drainage needs to be upgraded. “With the doorbells, I was looking at upgrades for my elderly units and the overall housing authority,” she said. “Doorbells were just a very small portion of our needs. ... We listed doorbells because there was a request from our Residents Council.” Guy said, if approved, each of the elderly units at the Housing Authority would receive two door bells. “The doorbells could be placed on the inside of the elderly units for e

Unknown
You are so inviting I see something in your eyes I know it forbidden but there is an unquestionable chemistry I feel that there is a reason for us meeting Maybe you are meant to help me get through the tough time i am having To give a shoulder to lean on when I need it and to pick me up when I fall Maybe it was so that we could both have someone to talk to about all the things we cant say to others You opened my eyes to things when you told me i deserved better, maybe I was something i needed to hear Or could it be that maybe one day down the road of life we will be meant to be one What ever this life gives us I know that I can hope you will never get tired of being my friend

Leprechaun Hunter!
Wow, you're a difficult case. You scored right in the middle on EVERYTHING, so we really had to work on finding an imaginary job for you. By our calculations, you'll need a little luck to get ahead... that's why we think you'd make a good leprechaun hunter. All you have to do is move to Ireland and keep a watch out for anything small and green! The beauty part is, they'll do the rest... Just remember not to trust them when you catch them, and you'll be raking in pots of gold in no time....

Unnamed
Darkness falls where light once stood, perhaps not knowing all I should. Misted clouds blind once clear realms, awaken... Is it just a dream? Broken, scarred yet unmoved, words can't reach deafened ears. Speak unto anothers fears. Numb, untouched, unscathed by you... I rise toward my life anew. Whole but changed, I never heard you speak. Scarred but undamaged, I see it's you who is weak. Changed but remaining, truths from the untrue. I will not surcome to you.

Sanguine
sanguine \SANG-gwin\, adjective, noun; Also used as a noun, red iron-oxide crayon used in making drawings: 1. cheerfully optimistic, hopeful, or confident 2. reddish; ruddy 3. (in old physiology) having blood as the predominating humor and consequently being ruddy-faced, cheerful, etc. 4. blood-red; red 5. Heraldry. a reddish-purple tincture. adjective: 1. a red iron-oxide crayon used in making drawings

Thinks He Is So Smart.venting
DAN YOU THINK YOUR SO FUCKING SMART YOUR NOT YOUR NOTHING TO ME NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL BE YOU THINK I AM A BITCH NOW WELL YOU MADE ME THIS WAY IM GLAD I LEFT YOUR SORRY ASS ALL YOU DO IS TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHERS AND YET LOOK AROUND YOU YOU CALL AFRICAN AMERICANS THE N WORD AND YET YOU HAVE AFRICAN AMERICANS AS FRIENDS THAT YOU SAY ARE YOUR HOME BOYZ DO THEY KNOW WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THEM BEHIND THERE BACKS I BET NOT CUZ YOUR STILL ALIVE YOU CALL FEMALES DUMB CUNTS AND HOES AND FAT BITCHES BUT LOOK AT YOUR GIRL FRIEND SHE FAT SHE DOES THAT MAKE HER A CUNT AND A HOE.I KNOW ALOT OF AFRICAN AMERICANS I RESPECT THEM I WILL NEVER USE THE N WORD YOU HAVE PISSED ALOT OF PEOPLE OFF IM STILL THINKING TO THIS DAY MY GOD DAN IS STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE HAS SAID ABOUT PEOPLE.ALL YOU WANT IS SOMEONE TO PAY FOR YOUR SHIT LIKE I DID I PAID FOR TWO CARS THAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ANYMORE I PAID TO HAVE YOUR COURT COST AND FINES TAKEN CARE OFF AND YOU GOT A JOB AND STILL CANT GET A LICENSE TO DRIVE

Auto-11 On Tonight At 10;30 Est! Woot Woot
Got a auto-11 on for the the next 24 hours. Got bling random giving out and rate folder for 10k for 100 rates. Ramdom folder the have 100 will pay 10k for rates: BROUGHT TO BY AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM

Broke Phone
the ex cheating fucking whore just called me and went off on me all because im trying to get to know a sexy women . that lives in my town.that i like alot. well lets just say i like her alot but not sure if she likes me or wants me for me or just as a friend. eighter way its cool. but no more phone calls from any one , and i will not be getting a new phone im sick of my ex finding me and fucking thing up for me and make my life hell so from now on if u want to talk to me pm me other wise piss off.

Here Are The 250 Pic Links
Tulsa's Angel http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1105847&albumid=581150&idx=0 Ecuadorian Goddess http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=531154&albumid=1543714 Devil's Advocate http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=848983&albumid=1457569 DJ Cuddle Goddess http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1097742&albumid=1210373 Blue Roses http://www.fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1531627 aGEM4Life http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1236198 Cherrybomb http://fubar.com/myimages.php?albumid=1250857

2nd Entry - The Bleeding Of Me
When I decided to add this Blog today, I wasn't sure where I was going with it, I just knew that I wanted to spit what my mind was thinking and felt the desire to share it. Why, why not? Don't like it, please don't read. What is my hope is that I will find the woman who will be the other half of my heart on FUBAR. Stranger things have happened. I had a woman email me the other day and tell me I was beautiful, not that should never happen ha ha. This entry started to develop in my head a few hours ago. Anyone who's ever been around deer hunters might understand this, and, I am sorry for those who this offends, I just don't know how else to describe the feels. Too many times in my life, I have felt like a deer tied in a garage to bleed out. Its one thing to have your heart broken, but it's another to be totally blooded. I don't ever want to experience that again. So I will not step into this last step easily. This partial poem that I started a month or more ago, and

Dragon Bling Up For Auction! (updated!)
IM HOLDING A BLING AUCTION!! A 3 CREDIT BLING IS UP FOR AUCTION! COME GET YOUR BIDS IN NOW! ENDS MARCH 7TH @ 9PM FU-TIME!! CLICK HERE TO BID ON BLING!! Brought to you by sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL xox ][[[SHADOW LEVELER]]] *DiSciple* |I HAVE 6 BOMB FOLDERS W/250 PIC@ fubar

Dj Schedule For Bada Bing 3/2 - 3/8
Here is this week's Schedule. Thanks so much again to everyone for making Bada special and Welcome aboard DARTH! Thanks for continuing to support each others shifts as much as you can - It is so appreciated. Much love to my Bada Bing Family ! BADA BING DJ Schedule 3/2/09 – 3/8/09 MONDAY BOUNTY 6pm – 9:00pm EST (5pm – 8:00pm CST) (80s 4play) QUEENY 9pm – 12am EST (8:00pm – 11pm CST) (80s show) PET 12am – 3am ++EST (11pm - 2am+ CST) (DEVIOUS and DARTH No DJing) TUESDAY Queeny 6pm -9pm EST (5pm -8pm CST) Devious 9pm – 12amEST (8pm – 11CST) (megamix) PET 12am – 3:00+ EST (11pm – 2:00am CST) (Bounty and Darth NO DJING) WEDNESDAY (Pet off work) PET 6pm – 9pm EST (5pm-8pm CST) Queeny 9pm – 12am EST (6pm -11pm CST) Humpday Darth 12am -3am EST (11pm – 2 AM CST) Debut (DEVIOUS and Bounty No Djing) THURSDAY (Pet off work) DEVIOUS 6pm – 9pm EST (5pm – 8pm CST) Bounty 9pm – 12pm EST (8pm – 1pm CST) Doubleshot Pet 12am – 3am EST (11pm – 2am CST) (QUEENY and D

Let The Light Immerse Your Soul
Let the Light Immerse Your Soul, From a single candle burning in the darkness, Healing envelop your soul, Under the water, Into the fresh air & Beyond. The birds still sing delicate, The bat's unleash there solar energy, The Mice hide in there cosy hole,s, The bugs sleep as snug as a rug! The Tide still roll's, In glints of silver & blue, Under the sparkling stars & silver Moon, The cleansing can begin from within, If you give yourself time. To put things right & undo strings, That bind you in there spidery webs of silk, Withhold the power of the hand,s, On Pen & Paper & rubbish you have dealt. Peace & Blessing, Kind Regards onto all!

Going To Europe
Hey all. I am leaving town next week on the 10th of March. I will be gone for about 2 weeks. I will not have my phone and minimal internet. I will try to check here and email as much as I can. Love you all. Leave some love

Dirtaay Survey
Dirtaaaaay SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?No... :( EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?Yes EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?Yes EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?Yes... Emotional Night...He was crying too DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?Usually a lil EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?ummm... Yeah, Kinda EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?Surely DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?Depending on the moment, I likes both EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?Only in long term monogamy EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?Probably EVER HAVE A THREESOME?Nope EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?Absolutely EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?Nah, not really HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?Not to my knowledge WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?Hmmm... gotta think about that one HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?17 WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?He knows who he is... i.e. noneya DO YOU LIKE 69?Sure...just don't expect something spectacular when you've got me

Best Quote Ever
"There is no thrill equal to looking into some guys eyes and thinking "I don't know your name, you don't know mine...but for the next 8 minutes we are going to rock this gas station bathroom right off its foundation." and then just drive off in opposite directions."---Barney's Mom on HIMYM

Our New White Dove...
Here is the newest addition to our family. We acquired him/her because a neighbor thought they'd buy him from the pet store and set him free. Well, his wings had been clipped, so my children caught him and brought him home. I was going to take him to the bird sanctuary, but after doing some research, I have found that these birds make for very good pets. I've had birds before, so it's not something 100% new to me. They are basically very clean birds, quite docile and they enjoy human companionship. Now, all I need is a name... Some I am tossing about in the air are Chilaili (Native American for snowbird), Chenoa (Native American for white dove), Chloe, and a few others...

Ok Here Goes.....
i need to vent..... i'm sick of having to watch what i say so YOU dont get mad...then when it comes to me u dont give a fuck....im sick of tiptoeing around u...from now on im gonna say what i want when i want..u dont like it well then FUCK OFF

Update
So whats new... Well, Alannah's walking. And of course getting in to anything and everything! She's acting a lot older than she really is... unfortunately this means through fits when she gets told no. She's wants to feed herself at all times- too bad she hasnt quite mastered the art of using a spoon yet! Other then that she's getting big. Waving bye bye, high fiving, blowing kisses. Work is work. It makes me tired. I'm still single. That still sucks. Anyways, it's almost my bed time!

I Am The Chameleon
Standing amongst gladiators I beat on my chest releasing war cries rooted deep within my being Wrapped in a toga of silk on top a wooden create I scratch my chin lecturing of times to come. Pacing from side to side in front of hundreds I spread words of remorse and joy causing tears and laughter On bent knee in the streets I shed the very cloak I made for the one with greater needs than I In halls filled with mumbles and age pounding my fist, fighting for the little whisper that goes unheard The dark alley unexplored where i curse the light hiding my face, I plot and plan Longing for my time of power My life, hidden within is constantly changing shape shifting conforming to the task at hand For I, the chameleon am struggling to survive in this brutal world

Trade For Bling
I am will to give 3million fubucks for a bomb bling. If you want this it excludes you from getting into my private pics. The only way you get into them it by doing what the folder says without me sending you fubucks in return for the gift to get into my privates. Send me a PM if you are interested. thanks

Wow !!! Have Not Talk To Her In Ten Yrs....
well at 3 this morning i got a phone call from my mom, who i have not heard from in 10 years, that she is dying... we had some differences and thats why we have not talk... so now she has bought me a ticket to come see her before she goes... i am leaving March 20th and i will be back in a few weeks.. xoxoxo, Christina-(No perfect angel) ps.. i will miss u all...

Sad Sweet 16
I think about her every day, but somehow, this week is always harder. I'm not asking for your pity, or even your sympathy. I just need an escape for something I can NOT talk about. Amber would have been 16 today. Sweet 16. An irreplaceable day in anyone's life. Sometimes I dream about her. And in my dreams, she's not a child. She is the young woman she would be today. It's always as if she's been here. Growing older, as do we all. There is so much running through my head, it's hard for my fingers to keep up, even tho I acually type pretty well. By the time I locate a complete thought strand, there's another in the background, already pushing the first one away. She was born March 2, 1993. She died four days later, March 6th. At the same time as she was born. She had heart problems. Or rather, the lack of her lower left ventricle. We didn't know. Those four days felt like the longest four days of my life. Thinking back on all the details, waking up, hearing her try to cry, the dr

Intestinal Blockages!
I got blocked a couple of times today and I didn't even have to do anything Life is good. Short snippets, bottom to top. (BLOCKED) TWEAK !!!!...: it was just a joke sorry ->TWEAK !!!!...: Don't let it go to your head. I don't know you. It just means I clicked yes. TWEAK !!!!...: so you secretly admire me huh? The dude below had made some random comment in my BS that made no sense... He responded today. (BLOCKED) MRRIGHTNOW: LAME? R U FUCKING SMOKING DOPE? OOPS I THINK YOU PEOPLE DO YOU FUCKING LUCKY I SHOUTED AT ALL ->MRRIGHTNOW: It was in response to some lame ass comment that you left for me. MRRIGHTNOW: U SAID EXCUSE ME .. MY REPLY IS .. DONT DO IT AGAIN ->MRRIGHTNOW: Don't do what again? MRRIGHTNOW: OK HON BUT DONT DO IT AGAIN

Damaged Goods
Since I ran into that fence last week my chest has been increasingly painful at the point of impact. Coming to the point now where it hurts when I cough, sneeze, yawn, laugh, stretch my left arm and I can no longer lie on my front or left side to sleep. Thinking I may have cracked a rib or something. Oh well

If You're Interested
I found a website for breast cancer patients and caregivers to post their stories on. Here is my personal page . This is where I'll be posting my updates so I keep the depressing stuff off fubar as much as possible.

Like You Care
Someone asked me why I go by "Penny Dreadful". My explanaition is this: google my monicker and you will get a history of the penny dreadful. It's a nod to the former Horror Hound and the love we share for all things vintage, slasher flicks, and the macabre in general. I'm also really bitchy to most people, so dreadful sounded like the perfect adjective. Pretty simple, I thought.

Rating For Pay
I just recently added some new pics. I dont care if you rip,save,take or bomb my pics,,but please rate the ones you do. I will also pay 15k for every 100 pics rated.Just pm me with thefolders rated when done.Help urself,do or dont its up to you.Help a guy out.All luv is returned.

Challenge/ Contest Ending 3/13/09
Okay 1st off Congrats to Kitten! She is the proud owner of a bling pack for winning the last contest. And now on to business....... Who wants a DDR T-shirt? Rules are simple: 1. Rate people on any of the leveling blog. Rate all the pictures on the person has except ripped or NSFW pics. If the person has more than 500 pics then you only have to rate 500 of them. 2. Send DJ Kasper a message with each person's name and what you did. 3. For every person you rate you gets you an entry. So the more people you rate the better chance you have at winning. With that said happy rating!

Words Of Wisdom
(1) God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. (2) Dear God, I have a problem, it's me. (3) Growing old is inevitable, growing UP is optional. (4) There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. (5) Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. (6) Do the math....count your blessings. (7) Faith is the ability to not panic. (8) Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. (9) If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry. (10) As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday. (11) Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape. (12) The most important things in your home are the people. (13) When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. (14) A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. (15) He who dies with the most toys is still dead. (16) We do not remember days, but moments. Life is moving too fast - so enjoy your precious moments.

Pink0828 Is In An Auction
Ladies Pink0828 is in an auction...drop by and give her some love....here is the link to her bulletin: http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=827813242 * Pink 0828*!The Original!!ஐ*ღDangerous Curves Memberღ*ஐ@ fubar

Stalker? Yes..i Have One.
For the past few weeks I've had the pleasure of being "checked out" by the same person. Of course this person has no picture and does NOTHING when s/he is on my page. I went to their profile and left a comment asking who they were..and of course, I heard nothing. Ideally I'd make my profile only viewable to those with salutes, but there is one non-saluted friend of mine, who I love dearly, that wouldn't be able to come to my page. I guess I could block this person, but they aren't really doing anything besides just looking at my page. Ugh.Bottom one is them: On a different subject, I need to make a MuMM.

Cherrybomb Cheat Sheet!
Cherrybombing Cheat SheetBelow are links that will open a new screen directly in the Cherrybombing Album... 200 - 250 pics(most all have 250 pics)Dove GoddessWild HorseThe Pegasus ProjectHome PageAnnaMuerte Bella NoirDawn FuStalkerCherrybombMzChelle

Need Shows!!!
My Band Human is looking to book shows with other venues out of nyc if u or anyone you know has some kind of info to share as far as helping us get out there please let me know ASAP.... serious inquires only!!!!! other ppl with negative bullshit keep ur self in check and as well ur useless input to yourself!!!! i will not put up with it!!!! i am here to net work and spread the word of my band!!! to hear us please visit us @: http://www.myspace.com/thehumanband http://www.reverbnation.com http://vampirefreaks.com http://www.purevolume.com http://www.audiostreet.net http://www.virb.com http://www.nonelouder.com http://www.last.fm http://www.skullsnbones.com more to come soon!!!

For Those That Missed The Point The Last Time!!!!!!!
A long time ago way before i even thought about marrying my ex I had a good friend who is a very gifted clairvoyant tell me what my love life would be like and who i needed to be on the watch for. Now half the days i live now i barely remember what i did 5 minutes ago but i can remember everything she said like it was etched into my brain. so when i met my ex i was just plain smitten. i never got out alot because my job was weird hours and by the time i got outta work playin the field was the last thing on my mind. i had a couple guy friends who were just casual playtoys and i enjoyed my life there for a while, but you now the old saying about a woman's biological clock. i always told everyone i never wanted kids and i was very hell bent on making that point, but then i started thinking, hell maybe it was the spring and i was just twitterpated lol but i noticed more and more that i wanted someone special, one that didn't have to come over and then leave after an hour. So enter my

My Tummy!
Dinner from tonight: Spaghetti, garlic toast, salad, iced tea. All prepared by me. My tummy is so stuffed. I have a paper to write and a review game to make before tomorrow. I'm exhausted now. After cooking all of that and then shoveling it in my face, I deserve a nap. But then I won't want to get up and do my homework. Oh, the decisions. They are so tough. So how is everyone doing tonight?

Cherrybomb Bux Winners 3/1
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED !!! CherryBomb Million Winners: *Tinkergirl101* ÐJ §ÌRÌÚ§ ßLÄÇK The Grand Prize Drawings. 1 MIL SherryMH™ 500 k ~SpecialK ~ 250k ~KajnDarlin~ The 6 Winners of 100k FuBux Random CherryBomb Drawing are: ♥HisSweetObsession♥ NUNYADAMNBUSINESS ~ Mom~

Help Jojo Level To Godmoma By Her B/d: March 25th!!
Ok so everyone knows I have been tryin to level to godmother for so many months now and I have been asking for so much help to get me there...and here I go again but this time I would like it if everyone would please help me out and get me to be godmother by the time my birthday comes around (March 25th) I know if we all put in all our efforts that I can get to that level and of course all help and love is always appreciated and returned so what do you say will you all please help me out just click the link and do what you can thank you so much Ecuadorian Goddess* Sgt.Raider's FuWife*-SBG-Keno's KO-Fu-Owned By ♦LiCkAbLe@ fubar (repost of original by 'Ecuadorian Goddess* Sgt.Raider's FuWife*-SBG-Keno's KO-Fu-Owned By ♦LiCkAbLe' on '2009-03-02 14:31:44') (repost of original by 'beachtaxi' on '2009-03-02 14:57:22') (repost of original by 'Ecuadorian Goddess* Sgt.Raider's FuWife*-SBG-Keno's KO-Fu-Owned By ♦LiCkAbLe' on '2009-03-02 14:58:55')

Auto 11s & Folders Perfect For Cherry Bombing
AUTO 11S RUNNING UNTIL 9AM FU TIME (NOON EST) TUESDAY. COME GET YOUR POINTS FIX. LOTS OF PICS TO BE RATED. USE ME TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT. I ALSO HAVE A COUPLE OF DIFFERENT FOLDERS THAT ARE JUST PERFECT FOR CHERRY BOMBING. DOUBLE THE POINTS ON AUTO 11S. ☠ChelleBelle☠-Head Lounge Mgr @ the BBW Playgirl Mansion@ fubar

Support Our Troops
Friday YOU WEAR BLUE??? International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year First Place (picture in album) Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place (picture in album) The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refus

Feeling Unloved
maybe its pms or something.. but im very weepy and sad and pissed off. you get no love here less you have autos runnin or bombers going. Cant be poor and level here for sure. and this list of ppl to bomb.. who made it? the ppl that HAVE that bombers? Is that why other ppl didnt get added? lol Ill take a midol and get over it.. just needed to type it lol just BLAH

Dude Made My Day
I am laughing so hard at this ... I just have to share it I just held a little scrawny bald man up against a brick wall for 5 min while I waited for the police to show up. Dude walks in my store and does not see me on knees stocking shelf so he figures he was good to lift a couple of DVD's and leave. I followed him without a word and as soon as his foot stepped out the door snagged him by the back of his pants and the collar of his jean jacket ...put my weight into it and shoved him until he was against the brick wall. Managed to plant a knee in his back and dig out cell with one hand to call cops. As we were waiting I was yanking on the back of his pants so hard the poor bastard kept telling me his balls hurt....dies laughing. dude made my day snort

Wanting Some Action
What's up ladies in the Elizabethtown, KY area? My name is James...and I'm just trying to find a hottie for some 1 on 1 no strings attached action. Unfortunately not looking for a relationship just haven't been layed in 2 years and I'm horny!!! Hit me back if there's any interest!!!

Wear Blue!!!
Friday YOU WEAR BLUE??? International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year First Place (picture in album) Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place (picture in album) The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refus

Balls And Monday
So I hate mondays... With a passion.. They just are slow and shitty and drag on forever... Once I get over that Monday hump Im good bring on the week!!! Now most of you that know me know my absolute hatred for Mariah Carey(my Arch Nemesis) and Coldplay...They are both whiny and suck equally but the events that took place this particular monday makes me really hate Coldplay...So its just another Manic Monday and I walk into work.(I bartend at Chilis for those who dont know).. Walk behind the bar and turn on the music and whats the first thing I hear??? FUCKING COLDPLAY!!! Really?! AAAAGH!! NO!!! To make matters worse not only did I hear Coldplay once I heard them three more fucking times in like a six hour shift!!! What the fuck?!! Get some new music selection for real bitches!!! i love my job, and Im seriously thinking about walking into the office and smashing the damn satellite radio... Fuck it!! Id get fired but it would totally worth it lol!!! Damn cheap ass corporate fucks!! Ok Im

Cancer Is So Limited
CANCER IS SO LIMITED ... It cannot cripple love It cannot erode faith It cannot eat away peace It cannot destroy confidence It cannot kill friendship It cannot shut out memories It cannot silence courage It cannot invade the soul It cannot reduce eternal life It cannot quench the Spirit It cannot lessen the power of the resurrection Rob Muncy, Cicero, Indiana.

I Don't Know!
Well I have some shit on my mind and I need to get the thoughts out of my mind and I have said the it before I have to wirte shit down so I wont have to keep on thinking about the thing's that are on my mind. And here gose nothing I have wounderful man in my mind and I pray everyday that the Lord would show me to do the right thing in this relionship that I am in right now and I believe that the Lord was with me when I meat him. When I look at my past relionship's that I was in I think the Lord was with me in all of my relionship and I think he is trying to tell me I need to cool off on what I am doing with my boyfriend and that him and I need to get to one other a little more and not warry about sex and just don't rush in shit that you are not confurtable in doing And I just want to say Thank You Lord for telling me! And Please whatch over me in this relionship!

Support The Military And Their Families
Friday YOU WEAR BLUE??? International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year First Place (picture in album) Todd Heisler The Rocky Mountain News When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place (picture in album) The night before the burial of her husband's body, Katherine Cathey refus

Angel Story Number 2
GUIDING ANGELS Angels find us, not only when we need them the most, but even when we think we are fine on own &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& STRANGER ON THE STREET Oh, I felt good about myself. I was so pleased with what a nice, kind, thoughtful person i was. I'd just spent hours laboring away at volunteer tasks, giving my time to help others. I'd helped take care of patients in a nursing home, reading letters to them, chatting with them.My head was full of self-congratulations. I was feeling incredibly virtuous, wonderfully delighted with myself, absolutely supior to lesser folks who were too selfish and preoccupied to reach out to rhose in need. Fully absorbed in myself,I scarcely noticed the grubby stranger heading my way. He aimed straight at me as if i was the only personout on the streets that day. when i suddenly noticed him, I braced myself. Uh-oh. I could see his filthy clothes, torn and stained. Clearly

The Sun's Warmth....nature's Beauty Unharnessed...
the soft warmth of the warming winter sun... bringing rivulets of life to the frozen ice... i look upward...seeing the geese as they fly... and with them i soar...my heart...and i... the clouds embrace the rich blue sky as if tomorrows will never arrive... we live for today...our loves untethered... and when they are done....desires... remembered.... as with the sun....we circle and spin and exude this warmth...so long kept in... and through the warm of our eyes....and our touch and our wiles... we see the ice melt 'mongst the coldest of of smiles.... a thaw....and a whisper...and soon...perhaps... a chance...an encounter....

Intro & Story One To My Angel Storys
SEND ME AN ANGEL When life seems dark and empty and theres no hope in sight, look for God to send an angel to guide you toward the light &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& When the fearful heart longs for something to hold onto, when the despairing soul seeks strength to continue on, when the anxious mind reaches for comfort and hope...that is When God Sends an Amgel. It should come as no surprise that the originalHebrew translation of the word angel is messenger. Angels are God's chosen messengers of hope, love, and security in an ever- changing world. The pressence imparts evidence of some- thing far grander then the earthly illusions. Their words offer us clarity amidst the chaos of our times. And their love provides a glimpse of the indescribable nature of God What, exactly, is an angel? What does an angel look like, sound like,act like? Many of us have preconceived notions

Weekends
Yeah, I had one. Cops, stolen cars, near fatal bike accidents, tacos y cerveza, sex, drugs, rock and roll. Or something like that. Partying on Sunday night, when one has to work Monday isn't advisable. I also REALLY need to stay away from drugs. They only get me into trouble. Hope everyone's Monday is good

Sure Why Not
What Color Is Your Toothbrush? Blue and white (home) Purple (car) Orange (desk drawer-work) Name One Person That Made You Smile Today? My boss, he said go home! What Were You Doing At 8 Am This Morning? Sitting in total deadlock tunnel traffic. What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago? Going thru todays bartab & eatin barbeechoo. What Is Your Favorite Candy? homemade buckeyes Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club Ive played in a strip club with dancers each side of the band. What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud? Hey Mr Tightsqueeze..you paid 32k for that car and the fukin blinkers dont work?? What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavor? Pistachio What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink? Earl gray & rum What is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sl

Cherrybomb Album Shortcut Sheet...go Directly To Albums W/ A Min Of 250 Pics
Cherrybombing Cheat SheetTime for Dove Goddess to return the Love to those who helped in making it to Prophet, or those who have Cherrybombed my pics. Below are links that will open a new screen directly in the Cherrybombing Album...(All links now go directly to albums of at least 250 pics)So the next time you have a CHERRYBOMB Bling to burn off in only an Hour... use this list to make it easier and more productive. (Make sure to bookmark my blog version of this list for future use.)Dove GoddessWild HorseThe Pegasus ProjectHome PageAnnaMuerte Bella NoirDawn FuStalkerCherrybomb

I Feel Evil.
I feel like I'm cheating on my Num-Nums, which is impossible because we aren't together. Haven't talked for a long time and haven't seen each other even longer.....I just have committed myself to his memory and try to be faithful to him at all times. But no...I am not faithful anymore. I have broken vows I never even took. But I feel so good about it, well my body does anyway. I am single and not in a relationship so why should I feel bad about getting my needs met? He's not living like a nun for me. So why should I for him? I guess it all comes down to the way he makes me feel. I feel so complete with him. booooooo

Prayer For Tracy
Tracy And Her Family Needs Our Prayers Right Now. Tracy's StepFather Had A Bad Heart Attack A Few Hours Ago, He Is Seriously Ill In Hospital. So Please Stop By Tracy's Page And Let Her Know She And Her Family Are In Your Prayers. Tracy Has Also Asked Me To Add That She Will Be On And Off Fubar For A Little While. TRÄÇ¥ {§håÐðw Lêvêlêr †êåm LêåÐêr}@ fubar bully brought to you by ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~♡~§håÐðw~Lêvêlêr~ Öwñêr~Ö£~Èrð†ï¢Ðrêåm§~@ fubar (repost of original by ' ~♡~§ÚMMÈR~♡~§håÐðw~Lêvêlêr~ Öwñêr~Ö£~Èrð†ï¢Ðrêåm§~' on '2009-03-02 14:32:06')

10 Signs That You’re Dating A Commitment-ready Guy By Caroline Presno
10 Signs That You're Dating a Commitment-Ready Guy By Caroline Presno, Ed.D., P.C.C. Special to Yahoo! Personals Updated: Jul 2, 2008 .. Are you ready for a relationship that is going to lead somewhere without you being led on? It's time to start weeding out the commitment phobics and put your time and effort into men that are looking for the kind of relationship you want -- one that has a future. If you're interested in getting married, ignore these at your own risk. Here's what to look for: 1. His friends are married If you are interested in a guy, check out his friends' left hands to see if they have wedding rings on. Research has show that if his friends are already married, he's more likely to get married. Research has show that if his friends are already married, he's more likely to get married. If all of his friends are still single and in the "party-with-the-boys" phase, that's a bad sign. 2. He's financially secure Studies show that men who own a home

I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing
I don't wanna miss a thing I just wanna close my eyes An dream of you so peacefully I don't wanna miss a thing Your gentle touch The sound of your heart beat I don't wanna miss a thing By listening to your voice Day to day I don't wanna miss a thing When we make love To feel your skin I don't wanna miss a thing At all When I dream of you As I lay awake watch you sleeping I don't wanna miss a thing... The song by Aerosmith-I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing just with my lyrics Made by: Amber M. Kestner

New Beginning
When you begin something new It makes you feel good inside and out Cause your body feels relieved I have had new beginnings myself Some have been good and some have been bad But in the end has been really good Even changing some of yourself Can leave a good result It has me for sure No one can change who you are But you can start a new beginning Of life by figuring out who you are An where you belong I have in short time An I am full of smiles New beginnings is a blessing for anyone Anyone can do it just have faith in yourself Made by: Amber M. Kestner

Choices
So Ive been dating this guy for a few months now, and things were good for awhile. Meanwhile I was really interested in someone else, but never had the courage to say anything. Well things took a turn for the worse with my current relationship, partially my fault, and since about the end of November its just been an up hill battle going now where. I thought if I opened up bout some things this guy would leave. BIG mistake he recorded our conversations, saved emails, txt msg etc. and is now holding over my head if I leave or cause him to leave he will rat me out to my family and xhub. I know it doesnt sound like a big deal to anyone else, but its huge to me. On the other hand I have this guy, who seems to be really great, fun to hang out with and talk to. He likes the Saints, but I can look past that, lol. I'd love to be able to spend time with him and get to know him better but I cant bc of crazy being stuck up my butt. Ive been keeping up the lies partly just to keep the

Ten Things Every Child With Autism Wishes You Knew By Ellen Notbohm
Ten Things Every Child with Autism Wishes You Knew by Ellen Notbohm From the book Ten Things Every Child with Autism Wishes You Knew (2005, Future Horizons, Inc. ) Some days it seems the only predictable thing about it is the unpredictability. The only consistent attribute -- the inconsistency. There is little argument on any level but that autism is baffling, even to those who spend their lives around it. The child who lives with autism may look "normal" but his behavior can be perplexing and downright difficult. Autism was once thought an "incurable" disorder, but that notion is crumbling in the face knowledge and understanding that is increasing even as you read this. Every day, individuals with autism are showing us that they can overcome, compensate for and otherwise manage many of autism's most challenging characteristics. Equipping those around our children with simple understanding of autism's most basic elements has a tremendous impact on their a

Homophobia
From My Friend Babe Thanks sweetie My friend Heath had this posted as a blog. It's been a year since it was originally posted, but I figured something like this can continue to be posted for years to come. Thanks Ashley Whether you are homosexual or not, you should repost this in support of your friends and loved ones who are. Love is not defined by color, creed, or gender. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who di

Nice Guys Finish Last
To every guy that said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that said, "You're beautiful. To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her.... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no

Writings
Loved Is Just A Word April 9th, 2002 More and More each day Someone says that they feel loved When they all show me what it is, I'll believe what they say But until then Loved is just a word Loved is just a word Words mean nothing to the world Every time some one utters it I just think it's another word Loved is just a word Explain it all to me Why do we use this word as if it's free? Love comes with a price and a gain Not everyone can win in that game Love doesn't matter, But why does this word matter? Loved is just a word Words mean nothing to the world Every time some one utters it I just think it's another word Loved is just a word Some day I might feel it Some day I just might believe it Some day I might show it But until that day when I die It'll only be a word to me Loved is just a word Words mean nothing t

"to Every Guy"
To every guy that said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that said, "You're beautiful. To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her.... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no

Little Angels(done For My Brother Jason Who Died Of Sids)
When God calls little children to dwell wih him above,We mortals sometimes question the wisdom of his love. For No heartache compares with the death of one small child. Why does so much to make our world seem wonderful and mild. Perhaps God tires of calling the aged to his fold. So he picks a rosebud before it can grow old. God know how much we need them, as so he takes but a few to make to the land of heaven more beautiful to view. Believe this is difficult still some how we must try The saddest word mankind knows will always be "Goodbye"So when a little child departs,we who are left behind must realize God Love Children, Angels are hard to find. Send to us in August 1987 when we lost our son jason to SIDS. From Bob and Jean Melton Chula Vista,California. Jason Micheal Kestner Born May 22, 1987 Died August 14,1987 We love and miss him so much he is always in our hearts.

Loss Of Jason(done By Mom Aka Cherkle Sept. 24th 1987 1 Month & 10 Days After Jay Died)
The pain is hard to handle. I miss his sweet smile in the mornings his face would light up so much when he smiles. The way he loved to sit up and look around. He would look when you held him up and he was looking at you or I. His smile would and look would make you feel so wonderful. He has twinkling blue eyes. He was our angel sent from heaven. His loved touched us all. But, God took our angel home with him. God is watching over our baby. We miss him so much our beautiful baby Jason and trying to go on living without him is very difficult because our love was so strong for him. His brother Chris misses Jason but, he loves Jason with all our hearts as we all do. Jason touched our lives to a great extent. The apartment is so quiet now. With no cries for a bottle or to be held. No rush to a crying baby. Our hearts and arms ache for our Jason. No other baby will ever take his place in our lives. He will always be our second baby. He his our angel. Our lives continue to

Another By Me
~human underneath my skin~ do you see me? is that what you said? really the girl with a heart...offering it to you when you laugh? im not dead! do you see me? do you know what you mean...what you hold in your hands is not a plaything please show yourself to me i need to know what you see...toss me aside i see your intentions you cant hide...i cant let you hurt this heart of mine im losing the pieces each time...i dont want it back just toss it away im tired of letting my heart hurt me everyday...my soul is lost you took it away...keep what i gave you and give it away...nothing more of me is left for you...dont stay...im damaged from loving too much my pain you can not touch...i may cover the damage you have done but my hearts downfall has already begun.

Mountain Dew™ Cake
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition) 1 (18.25 ounce) package lemon cake mix 1 (3.4 ounce) package instant vanilla pudding(can also add coconut pudding) mix 1 cup vegetable oil 4 eggs, beaten 10 fluid ounces Mountain Dew™ 1 (20 ounce) can crushed pineapple with juice 1 cup white sugar 3 tablespoons cornstarch 1/4 cup butter 1 cup flaked coconut Add to Recipe Box My folders: Add to Shopping List Add a Personal Note DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x13 inch pan. In a large bowl, combine cake mix, pudding mix, oil, eggs and citrus soda. Mix until all ingredients are moistened. Pour into prepared 9x13 inch pan and bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 to 35 minutes. Cool completely. To make the topping: In a saucepan, combine pineapple (with juice), sugar and corn starch. Bring to a boil and cook, stirring constantly, until thick. Remove from heat. Add butter and coconut. Spread topping evenly over cake. A

Guessing Your Admirer...
Have you ever felt like I do, when you get that exciting note from the powers that be, stating that "You have a secret admirer", only to guess incorrectly? Not only are we wrong, but the 6 hot people we thought would like us, indeed did not! Quite humbling in fact. This just happened to me...again. Unfortunately, I had a page full of pretty girls. So I was screwed from the get-go. I guessed, guessed again, guessing again 4 more times only to find out that those 6 girls in fact do not admirer me. Ugh. So in the event you have sent me a secret admirer message, and I haven't matched with you yet, please send again. It's nothing personal.

Digging A Hole (a Gimptastic Original)
Digging a hole Burying it all, but your losing your soul Blame no one but yourself when you dig to deep You are the product of your own self defeat You define yourself through self inflicted pain You search for the storm clouds just to complain about the rain Your are a victim of choice, not of circumstance Hide like a hermit just because you dont have the guts to take a stand Cutting out the ones you love like a cancer Remove them from your life when you dont like thier answers You fear the truth like the monster under your bed Cant handle being wrong, so you run away instead This is the last time I will offer my hand I suggest you take it while you still have the chance Going against the grain just to prove you have control I'm begging you, stop digging this hole

Feeling Lost...
so I went to clean my hard drive off, got a virus on it... thought I had everything backed up properly... decided to step down from vista to xp in hopes of having a few more gig's of hard drive space... installation went as normal... xp installed, had to spend an hour getting all my driver's loaded, then went to go reinstall my graphix program's from the cd's I just burned not even three hours prior... redundancy error's start flying up, I get the program to install finally, go to slam my plugin's into the folder, double click the familiar icon I have come to love, I even have it set in the same place as it was on vista... I know the movements to that icon by heart... my virus scan goes off, one of the preset filter's in now a virus... I dump the install, try it again with out the plugin's... run's fine... time to put the plugin's back in... double click... virus warning again... maybe I should of just left it all alone, stayed on vista, cleaned the virus out, but I needed the few extr

Nude Or Nothing...
Since when is it a bad thing to be discreet? Are you no longer worth talking to if you're not willing to show it all? I just talked to this girl who's quite attractive... Well, at least she is looks-wise, but honestly I have no clue if she is who she says she is or if she can be trusted... And think she has very little, if any substance as the only thing she asked me for was nude pics. What I find amazing is that when I told her I didn't send nude pics as I didn't like the idea of having nude pics of myself out on the internet she blocked me... Well, she tried to convince me to send them, but when I didn't give in she blocked me. It just amazes me that in this girl's mind because I don't want to send her, someone I haven't talked to for more than 5 minutes, nude pics I'm unworthy of not only talking to her but even looking at her profile... Just makes me happy I didn't send the pics and stuck to my beliefs...

Oh Fvck It
OK...well it seems I HAVE been blocked. Guess the clown has more pull than we thought. Th hypocrisy of this makes me wanna vomit. So they told me to check back in a week and I guess I will. And I also guess that when she comes into mumms attacking me I will STFU. I am posting this cuz I cannot comment ANYTHING..blogs, mumms profiles nothin. So I will see ya'll in a week unless they delete me.

Cherry Bombing!~!!
AUTO 11'S ON TOMORROW.. ALONG WITH THREE CHERRY BOMBS!!!! IF YOU WANT TO BE SURE AND BE CHERRYBOMBED THEN YOU NEED TO ASK ME TO BE ADDED TO MY FAMILY... I HAVE 36 PLACES... THOSE IN MY FAMILY WILL BE BOMBED FIRST.... SO IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED I AM TAKING PEOPLE ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVE... SO PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME TODAY SO I CAN ADD YOU FOR TOMORROW.... WITH LOVE, DEVILS ADVOCATE, ~SHELLY~ Devil's Advocate ~JAK'S FU-WIFEY!! ~Tom'S SUNSHINE~John's SexyButt~@ fubar

~done...roll The Fukin Dice~
There are quite a few of you out there that I have helped by 'sponsoring' you when you needed to level to Oracle, or sent blasts, bling, fubucks and some of you even cash when you were strapped. You now have red in ur names, close to 'lost souls', even ranked pretty high....I have helped many, many, many of you for some time now....anytime you asked for it.....and I have gotten broken promises in return for the most part for my effort. Well, I have been stuck on my present level now since before Thanksgiving and even put up a status message to see who would respond and who wouldn't....now I know....so for the precious few that have stayed true friends and helped rate my pics, etc....I pledge loyalty and continued help. To those of you that used me and never looked back or are too busy to return the favors.....good bye. You can now go take a flying lip lock on a frog's ass as far as I'm concerned. Your well just ran dry.......don't come back and ask me to repost, help, vip, blast...blah

My Feelings For Thee
My heart depleats I see within. The you I see is the one I love I wish to hold you in My arms and kiss your lips I dream of you every night and in my dreams we are as one. Two people who's life has been foretold in the stars I wish for love that comes From you to me to have and hold for all time Say you will be mine for all the days, We are as one to feel love that is pure and ture. I will always be with you here on earth and in the heavens I love you so much I'll be the man in your life that you always what and need I love you so much This I promise you I will always be ture to you my sweet angel.

Proposal?!
I just received the following email: -------------------------- SUBJECT: baby Reply back if interested in my proposal of a marital life abroad with me in Paris, in your actual life, only. Roberto (France) -------------------------- I'm packing my bags as we speak...but I'm wondering if the subject of the email is a term of endearment for me or if he wants me to have his baby. My "actual life" is going to ROCK! Please let me know your thoughts so I can plan accordingly!

Higher State Of Mind- Part 2
So this time...it's mid afternoon. And I'm feening for the sensation of that familiar blue smoke filling my lungs... Headphones in place, I grab my dogs leashes and call them over...pretense...just to get out of the house. Harness my babies, dig in my purse, load it up...stash it. Now, I'm patting myself down for a lighter...I'm always loosing them! Lighter check, successful. Its dark blue. I think I might have jacked it from Teri...always accidental. Usher the mutts out the door, leave my pepper spray and Saw 4 keychain dangling in the sunlight. FUCK IT'S HOT! The heat slaps me in the face...I stand there basking like a lizard for a second, ignoring the way my dogs are bouncing around at the ends of their leashes. I finally turn my head to see what has them yapping Cat, its a grey cat. I shut them up and get them walking towards their usual potty route.... There's a warm breeze blowing... I dig out my discreet smoking apparatus, one handed: it's all rubber a

You Better Think
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Michael 2. A four letter word: moth 3. A boy's name: Matthew 4. A girl's name: Michelle 5. An occupation: machinist 6. A color: magenta 7. Something you wear: moccasins 8. A food: Meatballs 9. Something found in the bathroom: mouthwash 10. A place: Michigan 11. A reason for being late: multiple car accident 12. Something you shout: Mother F#%ker 13. A movie title: MIB (Men in Black) 14. Something you drink: Margarita 15. A musical group: Moody Blues 16. An animal: monkey 17. A street name: Michigan Ave

Calif. Marijuanna Bill Would Nean 1.3billion In Revenue A Year
California has started the process of legalizing marijuana for a host of reasons, such as releasing some pressure off their over loaded prison system, focusing law enforcement on more important things such as violent crimes, and of course raising some serious cash for the state that is very much needed. In addition it is proposed that it would save as much if not more money from not having to enforce and in prison marijuana users. The Governor has said he would not sign the bill, and the assemblyman that introduced the bill said he hopes to at least start a conversation.

Never Send A Woman To Home Depot
Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge , so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot . At Home Depot , Mary saw a beautiful bathr oom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked . . . 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, ' That' s pewter and it costs $300. 'My goodn ess that sure is a lot, ' she exclaimed. Then she proce eded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, ' Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge ?' Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet. 'This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot .

Are My Testicles Black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still Heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical Procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a Partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my Testicles black ?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don' t know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again , ' Nurse , are my testicles Black ?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry About his testi cles, she overc omes her embarrassment. And sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand andHis testicles in the other , lifting and moving them Around. Then, she takes a close look and says, ' There 's Nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and Says very slowly, ' Thank you very much. That was wonde rful, but listen Very, very closely. ..... ' A r e - m y - t

1st Entry
I've made it no secret that I am here on FUBAR looking for my queen. For the last woman that will hold my heart. The last woman who will kiss my lips. I've learn in the past years that I have spent cleaning out my closets and preparing myself for the next 47 years, that I truly hate being single. Not enough to just jump into any relationship and not enough to sleep around just to feel loved, because I don't do either. But I do truly hate it. I have spent over 22 years of my adult life married. Not to the same woman, though I would have preferred that, but married just the same. I always liked being married as opposed to be single as my life operates better when I have someone to share it with. Now I realize that I don't need the paperwork to feel this, so I do not seek only marriage but a woman whom I can live with and spend my life with. I miss having a woman to hold close at night and kiss awake every morning. I miss having a woman to cook for and do things for

Oh Ffs
So...clown bitch came back..and it seems after sending a SS to support of her admitting it was her..I lost my comments..SO I won't be on much I suppose. So I guess see ya'll in a month..and fuck that clown bitch.

More Time Wasting Info About Me
1]How tall are you barefoot? 6' 1" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? if i did, dont remember it lol 3] Do you own a gun? not for several years 4] Rehab? whats that? 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? sweaty palms and the whole 9 yards lol 6] What do you think of your friends? they make me who i am 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? dont like any 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? something with caffeine 9] Do you do push-ups? ice creams, sure; exercise, nope 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? No 11] Are you vegetarian? i want my beef and i want it NOW 12] Do you like painkillers? when they kill the pain 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? nothing seems to work for me lol 14] Do you own a knife? gotta cut the beef somehow lol 15] Do you have A.D.D.? sure do 16] Date Of Birth? August 26th 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I need a better job i need a better job i

Useless Info About Me
1. What is your best friends name? Tracy and Kim 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Dark Blue 3. What are you listening to right now? tribal celtic drums 4. Whats your favorite number? 29 5. What was the last thing you ate? jelly sandwich 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? dark gray 7. How is the weather right now? chilly 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? don't have one of those contraptions 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes & legs 10. Do you have a significant other? not at the moment 11. Favorite TV show? Several; NCIS tops them all 12. Siblings? 2 half brothers 13. Height? 6' 1" shoeless 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? hazel 60/40 brown/green 16. Do you wear contacts? when i don't wear glasses 17. Favorite Holiday? July 4th 18. Month? guess April 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? damned if i remember 20. What was the last movie you watched? Defiance

Generosity...
Bring awareness to your generosity "Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment." -- Jean De La Bruyère While it’s important to give, it’s also essential that we not give more than we can afford. Only you can determine the appropriate amount of time or money you can give away, but it should not cause you hardship. We need to respect our own needs as well as the needs of others. When do you give more than you can afford? "Generosity is another quality which, like patience, letting go, non-judging, and trust, provides a solid foundation for mindfulness practice. You might experiment with using the cultivation of generosity as a vehicle for deep self-observation and inquiry as well as an exercise in giving." -- Jon Kabat Zinn

Convert Cd Music Files (cda Format) To Mp-3 Format
CONVERT CD MUSIC FILES (CDA format ) TO MP-3. 1. Kevin told me a few days ago that the files had to be MP-3 or they would not play. I verified that CDA files would not play after internet transfer. Would WMA files play after internet email? I don't know. 2. He told me I could convert to MP-3 via Windows Media Player, but I found out that on my computer at least it required getting a license to their Player PLUS! However, when I attempted to download and purchase that, there was some errror so that did not work. 3. So I ended up using Record Now and iTunes mostly. Record Now has it available for Windows Vista, but I have Windows XP Home Edition with SP2. However, help from them found out that iTunes could do it and also how to use iTunes to do it. Record Now was on my computer already and installation of free iTunes also there. 4. I installed iTunes and also downloaded installed latest version. 5. This is when things got tricky.

Something Fun
Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Nicole 2. A four letter word: Nine 3. A boy's name: Nathaniel 4. A girl's name: Natalia 5. An occupation: Nurse 6. A colour: Navy 7. Something you wear: Nikes 8. A food: Nectarine 9. Something found in the bathroom: Nude ppl 10. A place: Nashville 11. A reason for being late: Naughty time 12. Something you shout: Nasty 13. A movie title: No Country for Old Men 14. Something you drink: Nog-a-Sake 15. A musical group: Nickelback 16. An animal: Nine Banded Armadillo 17. A street name: Northwest Blvd 18. A type of car: Nissa

Transferring Mp-3 Music Files Over Internet, & Playing Them
TRANSFERS OF MP-3 MUSIC FILES OVER THE INTERNET.-- AND PLAYING THEM. 1. I changed names to be same as song titles, instead of some ".. track .. " name, via right click/rename. I also moved them to another directory as a backup in case further MP-3 conversions of CDs might wipe out the files . 2. I found out that I can attach as many as I want in an email, but yahoo at least will only allow sending 2 at a time. It at least doesn't totally abort -- allows you to go back to the message and click "remove" on some of them. Therefore since I have 6 songs to send at this time of original works, I have to send 3 emails with them. 3. I have high-speed internet and even then an attach takes 10 minutes of one of them. I could start multiple attaches and allow myself to go away not having to watch progress all the time, but that didn't seem to save a lot of time, just some convenience. This would be much slower attaching/uploading if you have just a dial-

Names, We All Got One
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Dirk 2. A four letter word: Dick 3. A boy's name: Donald 4. A girl's name: Debra 5. An occupation: Stripper Dentist (someone has to dish out the pain!) 6. A colour: Denim 7. Something you wear: Derby 8. A food: Danish 9. Something found in the bathroom: Dental Floss 10. A place: Down Under 11. A reason for being late: Depressed 12. Something you shout: DAMN 13. A movie title: Defiance 14. Something you drink: Dr. Pepper 15. A musical group: Disturbed 16. An animal: Deer 17. A street name: Donald 18.

Half Here, Be Back Soon
i finalized my move saturday, but not w/o getting messed up pretty bad. I went ad got the moving truck, parked it, and when i went to get out somehow fell down onto my knees, twistig one leg under me pretty good. needless to say i was about useless to help my friends move me and right now w/o my pc's hooked up cause i cat get under the desk and do everything. so ill be back online in a few days (i hope) when i can actually use my knees , until then just have this slow ass laptop. miss all my fu friends ***hugs***

New Song!
We all stick together cuz' the flock is obsessed. Blue bird flying out in front of the rest. Red birds are carrying a song in their breast. No way of ever knowing which is the best, so lets Cut them into pieces and we'll rub those pieces in. What you get is a purple mess and no one ever wins I thnk you knew. When they cut me in 2. That my blood would be blue. That I belong in front right next to you.

A Formula That Works
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is repr esented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. 'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM

Bombs Away March 4, 2009 9 Pm Est/6 Pm Pst
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???? Don't Know ????
1. What is your best friends name? Kain, Froggy 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? I'm not wearing any 3. What are you listening to right now? the radio from the Anti Lounge and the dogs barking 4. Whats your favorite number? 21 5. What was the last thing you ate? Maple & brown sugar oatmeal 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Black 7. How is the weather right now? cloudy and could with the high of 33 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Charles 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes and lips 10. Do you have a significant other? yeppers 11. Favorite TV show? NCIS and two and a half men 12. Siblings? yes 3 13. Height? 5'2" 14. Hair color Black and brown 15. Eye Color? light brown 16. Do you wear contacts? i wear a wicked elf blue contacts when i am in really good moods and wanna freak ppl out...lol 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? august 19. Hav

Intriguing Phrasing...
words that i use, and don't remember where i got them, and thouroughly enjoy ( i do remember where i got some, credit where credit is due.) from an ex life long friend comes tremonstrous, hughnormous, and ginormous. others, are family, the rest i have no clue... seriously bent deeply nuts (movie quote) crazy not stupid ( from a joke, anda movie quote) i'm sory i don't believe i speak your english, would you translate for me please? genius level stupidity politely burp proudly fart sometimes it's even worse *pointing to a patch of the sky* that kinda blue random acts of kindness no good deed goes unpunished i like it square 2 guns, one for each of you my guardian angel is a loan shark and a billion or so more... love to those deserve it from a slightly odd perspective!

That Special Someone...
Have you ever met that person who you think is so perfect? Well maybe not perfect but perfect for you??? That special someone who can brighten any day no matter how crappy it is... They make you feel so wonderful when your with them... You get butterflies in your stomach when the phone rings and you see that it's them... A smile pops on your face when a thought of them enters your mind... The world just seems better because you know them. Half the people in the world aren't lucky enough to find that person, and then the other half found them but they don't feel the same way about you, if you have then you know what i am talking about. Whether it turned out good for you or bad for you, it was still nice to experience what things you had together. I love everything life has offered me so far... I have met some people so absolutely wonderful. I consider myself lucky. I love you baby!!!

Cell Carrier
I am in the middle of switching carriers right now and I want to know if any of you have any good opinions on a carrier, I will also be buying a new phone(my samsung ah900 is a bit old lol I forgot what else I was gonna add to this *sigh*

Robbed From Psyche
Stole this because im bored....enjoy 1. What is your best friends name? dave 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? blue boxers 3. What are you listening to right now? nazareth 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? leftover souvlaki 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? tan 7. How is the weather right now? warm, sunny but gonna rain soon 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? donna 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes/boobs simultaneously 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope 11. Favorite TV show? naked archeologist on history intl 12. Siblings 1 bro and 2 sisters 13. Height? 5'10" 14. Hair color brown/silver 15. Eye Color? brown 16. Do you wear contacts? not putting anything in my eye 17. Favorite Holiday? st pats day 18. Month? may 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? last time i cried was when my dad died in 1986

1st Name Game
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Eric 2. A four letter word: Earn 3. A boy's name: Earl 4. A girl's name: Emily 5. An occupation: Executive 6. A colour: emerald 7. Something you wear ESPN hat 8. A food: eel 9. Something found in the bathroom: electrical outlet 10. A place: Espana 11. A reason for being late: Eating breakfast too late 12. Something you shout: eeek 13. A movie title: Earnest 14. Something you drink: Earl grey tea 15. A musical group: Electric fuzz 16. An animal: Elk 17. A street name: Elm 18. A type of car: el cami

Harder Than It Seems Lol
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Renee 2. A four letter word: Ring 3. A boy's name: Robert 4. A girl's name: Rebecca 5. An occupation: Roofing 6. A colour: Red 7. Something you wear: Raincoat 8. A food: Roast 9. Something found in the bathroom: Rug 10. A place: Rhode Island 11. A reason for being late: Road Block 12. Something you shout: Rah rah 13. A movie title: Running Man 14. Something you drink: Red Bull 15. A musical group: Red hot chilli peppers 16. An animal: Rooster 17. A street name: Riverside 18. A type of car: Rolls Roy

I'm On Psyche's Page Stealin Her Blogz
1. What is your best friends name? Cyndi & Jay 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Black & blue 3. What are you listening to right now? Spongebob movie 4. Whats your favorite number? 4 5. What was the last thing you ate? Cucumber 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? Cold and Sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Scott 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes & mouth 10. Do you have a significant other? Yep 11. Favorite TV show? Heroes 12. Siblings? A half sibling 13. Height? 5'5 14. Hair color brown with blonde hi lites 15. Eye Color? Brown 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving 18. Month? May & July 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Always a reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? The original Friday the 13th 21. Favorite Day of the Year? May 4th 22. Are you too shy

Letting The Kids Down...
I'm constantly letting my kids down.. It's starting to wear on me something fiercely.. I was in such a rush with getting this car inspected, that I had missed a very important part.... Where the rear axle is located, and connected to the frame of the car, there was a rust hole... Not a large one, but bad enough. I have just come back from picking the car up. There is no fix for this damage. People will say to weld it, but in NY, welding of the frame will not pass either... I also had gotten 4 tickets in the past 2 weeks for this car, which I have to go to court for on Wednesday... All damn "fix-it" tickets, but still... money..that i don't really have, being a single dad of two kids... I put 60 into it for new lights in the back, and several hours worth of work myself.... but I could only get 50 bucks from the junkyard for it... He's going to turn around and sell that beautifully running engine for 800...It's not fair, but nobody will give more then that for a car a

Try This One.
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Joel 2. A four letter word: Jack 3. A boy's name: John 4. A girl's name: Jessica 5. An occupation: Janitor 6. A colour: Jade 7. Something you wear: Jacket 8. A food: Jollyrancher 9. Something found in the bathroom: John (toilet lol) 10. A place: Johnstown 11. A reason for being late: Jacking Off lmao 12. Something you shout: Jackpot 13. A movie title: Jarhead 14. Something you drink: Jaegar 15. A musical group: Jane's Addiction 16. An animal: Jaguar 17. A street name: Jefferson St. 18. A type of car:

Why, When Moses Was Just Eighty, He Was A God To Pharaoh!
“And the LORD said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.” The opening verse of the seventh chapter of Exodus isn’t just the LORD giving Moses a pep talk, for He’s already done that. It’s the drawing of battle lines. Since in ancient Egypt the ruler of that country wasn’t only viewed as descended from gods but as a god himself, in order to get across to the children of Israel and the children of Egypt WHO was more powerful – that is, who was the god who deserved the people’s confidence and loyalty. Not just the parlor tricks and plagues we’re going to see, but who – the LORD or Pharaoh – is the true deliverer. Beginning with verse two, we see the LORD’s marching orders to Moses and Aaron. He will tell Moses what to say to Aaron, who will tell Pharaoh “that he shall send the children of Israel out of this land.” But Pharaoh won’t do it; the LORD says He will “harden Pharaoh’s heart, and multiply my signs and my wonders in

Take On Me
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Gives You Hell HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? I'm Yours WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Smile In Your Sleep HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Another Postcard WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? If You Think I'm Sexy WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Youth of the Nation WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? It's Raining Men WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Shook Me All Night Long WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? The Shoop Shoop Song WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Free Your Mind WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? I Walk the Line WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I Try To Say Goodbye WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Cherish

Another
What Color Is Your Toothbrush? Purple and white Name One Person That Made You Smile Today? Witchie What Were You Doing At 8 Am This Morning? Sleeping What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago? Fixing lunch What Is Your Favorite Candy? Kisses with almonds Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club Yes What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud? Bye What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavor? Butter Pecan What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink? Coke What is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping? i dont know was a long time though. Have You Ever Made A Promise You'd Die To Keep? Yes Have You Bought Any New Clothing ItemsR

Im A Theif...
Stole this because im bored....enjoy 1. What is your best friends name? Kari n Jon 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? None 3. What are you listening to right now? Fleetwood mac 4. Whats your favorite number? 3 5. What was the last thing you ate? Cinnamon Swirl toast 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Yellow 7. How is the weather right now? Cold and Sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Sara 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope 11. Favorite TV show? Intervention or Chelsea Lately 12. Siblings? Not Anymore 13. Height? 5'7 14. Hair color blonde 15. Eye Color? Dark Blue 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas 18. Month? May 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Always a reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Grand Tarino 21. Favorite Day of the Year? August 1

Something Fun
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Austin 2. A four letter word: Axle 3. A boy's name: Alex 4. A girl's name: Amber 5. An occupation: Astronaut 6. A colour: Aqua 7. Something you wear: Afgan 8. A food: Apple 9. Something found in the bathroom: Ass cream (HA HA!) 10. A place: Amsterdam 11. A reason for being late: An important call 12. Something you shout: ASSHOLE!!!! 13. A movie title: Apocalypto 14. Something you drink: Aftershock 15. A musical group: Anthrax 16. An animal: Alligator 17. A street name: Ash Ave. 18. A type of car: Ac

This Blog Brought To You By The Letter "k"
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Katie 2. A four letter word: kale 3. A boy's name: Kyle 4. A girl's name: Kayla 5. An occupation: Kindergarten Teacher 6. A colour: Kelly Green 7. Something you wear: knickers 8. A food: king crab legs 9. Something found in the bathroom: K-Y Jelly 10. A place: Kilamanjaro 11. A reason for being late: Knocked out 12. Something you shout: Kiss my ass 13. A movie title: Kill Bill 14. Something you drink: Kamikaze 15. A musical group: Korn 16. An animal: koala bear 17. A street name: Kennedy Street 18. A

Letters
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: John 2. A four letter word: Jerk 3. A boy's name: Justin 4. A girl's name: Jessica 5. An occupation: Journalist 6. A colour: Jazzberry Jam (don't believe me? check here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crayola_crayon_colors) 7. Something you wear: Jacket 8. A food: Jellybeans 9. Something found in the bathroom: Jizz 10. A place: Jamaica 11. A reason for being late: Jet lag 12. Something you shout: Jump! 13. A movie title: Jumanji 14. Something you drink: Juice 15. A musical group: Joan Jett & the Blackhea

Name Game
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Husky 2. A four letter word: Hwyl 3. A boy's name: Huckleberry Finn 4. A girl's name: Hateya 5. An occupation: Hooker 6. A colour: Han purple 7. Something you wear: Halter top (when I'm hooking) 8. A food: Hog balls 9. Something found in the bathroom: Hand cream (I'm say'n too much here) 10. A place: Hell 11. A reason for being late: High 12. Something you shout: Holy Shit! 13. A movie title: Halloween 14. Something you drink: Hawwian Punch 15. A musical group:Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass 16. An animal

It's Hard!
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Timmy 2. A four letter word: twit (lol!) 3. A boy's name: Ted 4. A girl's name: Tammy (I selected this because it meant only changing one letter, which saved me a lot of time typing!) 5. An occupation: Tattoo Artist 6. A colour: Turquoise 7. Something you wear: tights 8. A food: Tiaramisu 9. Something found in the bathroom: turds 10. A place: Tupelo 11. A reason for being late: Ticketed 12. Something you shout: To the Batcave! 13. A movie title: Titanic 14. Something you drink: Tea 15. A musical group: Tesla

Erika
All the cool kids are doing it... It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Erika 2. A four letter word: Ease 3. A boy's name: Ed 4. A girl's name: Eileen 5. An occupation: Engineer 6. A colour: Eggplant 7. Something you wear: Earrings 8. A food: Eggs 9. Something found in the bathroom: eyeshadow 10. A place: Eagle River 11. A reason for being late: Emergency 12. Something you shout: Eureka! 13. A movie title: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 14. Something you drink: Eggnog (well, *I* don't drink it...) 15. A musical group: Eagles 16. An animal: Elk

Rules Of Mississippi
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 go east and west, I-55 goes north and south. Pick one. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi &; caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It'

Whats A Letter?
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Tracy 2. A four letter word: Tits 3. A boy's name: Tyler 4. A girl's name: Tia 5. An occupation: Tax Auditor 6. A colour: Teal 7. Something you wear: T-shirt 8. A food: Taters 9. Something found in the bathroom: Toothbrush 10. A place: Tennessee 11. A reason for being late: Tar hole 12. Something you shout: Tits 13. A movie title: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 14. Something you drink: Tea 15. A musical group: Tantric 16. An animal: Turtle 17. A street name: Tuscan Dr 18. A type of car: Trans-Am 19. The

Genie & The Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie. The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam says, "F

Are You A Democrate, A Republican, Or A Southerner
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks yes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ................................................................. Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to ki

Stolen From Anna Molly....
1. What is your best friends name? David and JohnX 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Black n Pink 3. What are you listening to right now? A haunting 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? Fortune cookie 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? Cold and Sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Josh 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and mouth 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope 11. Favorite TV show? Ncis and Criminal Minds 12. Siblings? nope i am the one and only 13. Height? 5'10'' 14. Hair color brown 15. Eye Color? Dark brown 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? October 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I cry for a reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Pineapple Express 21. Favorite Day of the Year? March 28 22

Bored
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Sherry 2. A four letter word: Star 3. A boy's name: Steven 4. A girl's name: Sheila 5. An occupation: Scientist 6. A colour: Salmon 7. Something you wear: Shirt 8. A food: Snapper 9. Something found in the bathroom: Soap 10. A place: Savannah 11. A reason for being late: Sleep 12. Something you shout: Shoot! 13. A movie title: She's Just Not That Into You. 14. Something you drink: Sweet tea 15. A musical group: Smashing Pumpkins 16. An animal: Sloth 17. A street name: Spring 18. A type of car: Saturn

Zomg Letter Meme
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: J-...something. 2. A four letter word: Jade. 3. A boy's name: Joseph. 4. A girl's name: Jane. 5. An occupation: Joker? 6. A colour: Jonquil. 7. Something you wear: Jockstrap. Well, it's something wearable, not something I wear... 8. A food: Jambalaya. 9. Something found in the bathroom: Jukebox. Maybe. 10. A place: Jericho. 11. A reason for being late: Jail. 12. Something you shout: Jacobite! 13. A movie title: Jabberwocky. 14. Something you drink: Juice. 15. A musical group: Jeniferever. 16. An animal: J

19 Ways To Keep Your Sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance to prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water every time you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify your drive-thru order is "To go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical noises all day. 15.

Can U Bring Some Game?
LET'S LEVEL HIM TO GODFATHER TODAY!! NO AUTO (YET?) FEEL FREE TO BOMB! SHOW SOME GOOD OL' FASHIONED R/F/A LUV TO HELP LEVEL! THANKS!! Bandido Chaser 1%er ~Protector/Manager of the Bandit Girls~@ fubar PS IF YOU WILL GIVE HIM AN AUTO TO HELP HIM ALONG I WILL PAY FOR IT, CHERRYBOMB YOU OR WHATEVER. HOLLA

Souther Women And Some Other Stuff
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart" "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gra

Porn
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: sarah 2. A four letter word: shit 3. A boy's name: sam 4. A girl's name: sadie 5. An occupation: sadist (professional of course) 6. A colour: ssssssssssblue i dunno 7. Something you wear: shoes 8. A food: spagetti 9. Something found in the bathroom: sponge 10. A place: south dakota 11. A reason for being late: sick 12. Something you shout: STFU 13. A movie title: sarah 14. Something you drink: soda 15. A musical group: system of a down 16. An animal: snake 17. A street name: seventh 18. A type of car

Hurricane Preparedness 2009
Hurricane Preparedness 2008 To ex-Coasties, present Coasties, and future Coasties or those Who know a Coasties: Hurricane season is upon us. It begins June 1 and ends November 30. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points: (1) There is no need to panic. (2) We could all be killed. Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Biloxi/Gulfport. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by 'the big one'. Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan: STEP 1: Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days. STEP 2: Put these supplies into your car. STEP 3: Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, statistics

Morbid Is....
the stupidest person ever...i feel like to dumbest person alive at the moment..... so i got into an online relationship with someone on here and we've been dating on and off.... but it just seems like he doesnt care. he never calls, i'm the one who has to initiate things (i.e calling, emailing etc..) and i feel like i'm the only one in the relationship who actually cares. i know online relationships are fucking retarded but i cant help myself. i try to make them work but i always seem to get fucked over and its not fair to me... so thats pretty much my take on everything... but so like... i recently left rehab voluntarily and i feel like shit for doing it. i've been using for 5 years and still i feel like using. i'm almost 6 months clean and i'm still having using dreams and feel like using. i dont know what to do... if you have any advice it's greatly appreciated. anywho i'm gonna go cry and let off some steam... anyone who cares enough can reply to this and help me if you want too.

Pet Rules
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothin

Threesome
Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Bobby 2. Robert 3. Daddy Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Aircraft handler 2. Mechanic 3. Butchers Helper Three Places I have lived 1. California 2. Japan 3. SouthCarolina Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI 2. The Tonight Show 3. Sponge Bob Square Pants Three places I have been 1. Mt Fuji 2. Hawaii 3. Hong Kong Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Wifey 2. Hall 3. Dewayne Three of my favorite foods 1. Smoked anything 2. Steak 3. Fish Three things I would like to do 1. Sky Dive 2. Drive a race car 3. Spend a week of so in Amsterdam Three friends I think will respond 1. Carolinat 2. Susie and Todd 3. Hopefully MIA Things I am looking forward to 1. Ha

Interesting
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Blair 2. A four letter word: Bong 3. A boy's name: Brad 4. A girl's name: Beth 5. An occupation: Bartender 6. A colour: Blue 7. Something you wear: Boxer Briefs 8. A food: Bannanas 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bacteria 10. A place: Boston 11. A reason for being late: Butt Secs 12. Something you shout: Bitch 13. A movie title: Baby Boy 14. Something you drink: BahamaMama's 15. A musical group: Blink 182 16. An animal: Bird 17. A street name: Brey st. 18. A type of car: Barracuda 19. The t

Yesssss
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

1st Letter Game B
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Billy 2. A four letter word: boss 3. A boy's name: Bailey 4. A girl's name: Blossom 5. An occupation: Bartender 6. A colour: Black 7. Something you wear: Berets 8. A food: Banana 9. Something found in the bathroom: Bar of Soad 10. A place: Bosnia 11. A reason for being late: Blah 12. Something you shout: 13. A movie title: Back to the future 14. Something you drink: Blue Volume mmmhmmm 15. A musical group: Beck 16. An animal: Bird 17. A street name: Biddy 18. A type of car: bmw 19. The title of a

Hah!
I'm absolutely amused!!!!! It's amazing the "friends" you gained when you got an auto 11 and TA DA!!!!! we have the bomb! I'm laughing hysterically as I log in and see all the people coming by, rating. and friend requesting just to find out when its going to be activated... So let me burst your pretty lil illusive bubbles now... If you haven't bothered talking to me since you added me... I'M NOT BOMBING YOU! HAH! See I am perfectly content with bombing 5 people in an hour and letting it just expire! *gasps* madness you say? Nah not really... Just me keeping it real and not fakely ( and yes FAKELY IS MY WORD) pretending to chat it up with someone just to receive something in return oh... HAPPY MONDAY!!!! MS BABYLOVE

Ugh...
OK...so now my daughter comes home and is singing like 5 religious songs...I asked her where she learned them...she said at school...he teacher taught them to the class for African American history month. OK ...AGAIN I have an issue with this. Why can she not teach Black history without involving religion? I do not think religion i appropriate in school..if I wanted it to be she would be in a Christian/Catholic school. Just frustrating..this teacher seems to be pushin the kids to her beliefs...first Politics..now this? WTF *end rant*

Rush Who
He was a man who has worked at the radio station for many years.Today he was filthy rich.The man stood in front of the radio station inhaling one last drag from his expensive cuban cigar.So what if it was illegal.He was a radio god.The laws did not apply to him.He threw his cigar on the ground and a young woman in her twenties catches his eye.He waves at her and she smiles at him.A mail man stops by next to the woman and starts laughing at the man and the woman joins him.The man feels something eating through his shoe.His shoe is on fire.When he tries to look down at his feet his belly blocks his view.He remembered what one alway's did when they were on fire.The ground trembled as he dropped to the ground and rolled around.It took a janitor with a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames.An hour later a crew of medics tried to bandage the man's feet but he fought like a wild boar out of the ambulance when he found out that they supported the president and that they were Democrats.He

Numero Dos
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Maegan 2. A four letter word: Mood 3. A boy's name: Matthew 4. A girl's name: Monica 5. An occupation: Mechanic 6. A colour: Maroon 7. Something you wear: Makeup 8. A food: Meatballs 9. Something found in the bathroom: Mirror 10. A place: Manhattan Beach 11. A reason for being late: My daughter was sick 12. Something you shout: MMMMMM GODDDDD!!! 13. A movie title: Madea Goes to Jail 14. Something you drink: Mai Tai 15. A musical group: Machine Head 16. An animal: Monkey 17. A street name: Madison Avenu

Shannon
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Shannon uhmmm.. maybe... depends if i'm incognito or not. 2. A four letter word: Suck 3. A boy's name: Sebastian 4. A girl's name: Samantha 5. An occupation: Stripper 6. A colour: Sapphire 7. Something you wear: Shirts (((boring)) 8. A food: Sushi **gags*** 9. Something found in the bathroom: Soap 10. A place: San Diego 11. A reason for being late: Sex Sex.. more Sex 12. Something you shout: Some guys name (wishful thinking) 13. A movie title: S (gawd.. i can't think of this) 14. Something you drink:

May I Encourage You.........
My #1 friend and family member, Fatah aka Phillip, has started blogging again. If you are exploring and expanding your spiritual horizons, you may wish to read his words. He always inspires me. But, then, he is my Teacher/Guide, lol! Phillip's blogs always make me think.....hopefully, they may do the same for you, as well. Much love, warm hugs, and blessings, one and all! Maggie

Dedicated To John...
No good deed goes on noticed w/ me exp when it's a dozy.... One of my close friends on here who I know in real life , did the most amazing mind blowing thing for me... My comp wasn't so good and he came to visit and got me one, I'm used to ppl saying things and not doing them. Although I didn't doubt him , I was still surprised . Or ppl do things for u and expect something in return , which wasn't the case... Going threw all that I'm going threw and him being a true friend threw it all and than dropping a lap top in my lap is just mind blowing to me.. Ppl don't do things like this for me ever... His friendship has always been a blessing and is a gift within it self but for him to do this too is something I will never forget nor take for granted... Besides my lil one being healthy , I'm most thankful for the few amazing ppl I have in my life.. The few ppl I'm close to are amazing and I'm blessed to be in their life... Exp my friend John.. Thank u for being u and reminding me that

Fubars Biggest Player!!
So last night. I found out that this girl who is friends with my boyfriend and keeps comin to page was actually his fuck buddy and then i get the following email from this girl..... Hello babe i know u dont know me and i dont know u but u seam like a nice girl an i want u 2 know that jared is blowin smoke sorry babe but he calls me on my cell like 2 or 3 times a week and tells me he loves me and wants me 2 come to texas to b with with him so he can sweap me off my feat. I already went through this with another girl and im not gonna do it again so i just wanna warn u and hope u will think about what i said. I have no reason 2 lie babe i have 2 kids of my own and dont need anymore drama fr him if u want 2 know anything else hit me up on yahoo XXXXXXX and im sorry babe i just dont wanna c another girl fall 4 his shit again but its ur choice. B happy what ever u decide. BTW when u tell him i mesged u he will say im just causin shit and im not bc he said the same thing 2 me when some

Finish The Sentence
1. I love...my friends and family.2. Right now I want...to go to the mall. 3. I feel like...taking a shower. 4. I hate it when...people mess with my head. 5. I fear...losing my mom. 6. I'm lonely without...my greenie. 7. I need...some hugs! 8. Today I...want to relax and do NOTHING! 9. Tomorrow I'm...going to have to go to work. 10. I just...can't to be king! lol 11. I want to meet...a few of my friends from fubar. 12. I'm hungry for...PIZZA!! 13. I love it when...I get to go home to NC. 14. I'm afraid of...not being able to support myself without asking for help. 15. I'm listening to...the tv, Sister Sister is on. 16. I'm wearing...a t-shirt and sweats. 17. I wish I was in...my bed with a special someone cuddled up to me. 18. I'm craving...PIZZA! 19. I want to get...naked and get in the shower. 20. I can...do anything you do better. 21. I can't...stand it when there's nothing good on tv. 22. I have...way too many pairs of undies. 23. I haven't...been outside of the North American cont

Read B4 U Send Me A Request
FIRST OFF I WOULD LIKE TO START BY SAYING, I AM NOT HERE FOR ANY ONE'S INTERNET GAMES OR FALLACIES.JUST BECAUSE I TALK TO YOU DOESNT MEAN I WANT TO HOOK UP WITH YOU. I AM NOT HERE TO HOOK UP WITH A ONE. IF I HAPPEN TO MEET MR RIGHT ON HERE THEN SO BE IT, BUT LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM HERE FOR. I AM HONEST TO A POINT THAT IT MAY SEEM RUDE TO YOU. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT THEN I.D.G.A.F STAY OFF OF MY PAGE. I SO NOT NEED NOR DO I PRETEND TO BE SOME ONE I AM NOT. WHAT U SEE IDS WHAT YOU GET !! (I dont mean GET in the LITERAL MEANING. YOU WONT GET MY NUMBER AND IF U EVEN ASK FOR NUDE PICS YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. I HAVE A REAL LIFE, MY HANDS ARE FULL WATCHING MY KIDS RAGE IT UP THE LAST THING I NEED IS FUBAR DRAMA. IVE PROBABLY FIGURED U OUT BEFORE YOU FIGURED YOUR SELF OUT. ITS JUST A GIFT I HAVE. I AM TRUE TO MYSELF MY CHILDREN AND MY FRIENDS. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I AM NOT PERFECT BUT I AM BLUNTLY HONEST. SO AFTER READING THIS IF U WOULD STILL LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THEN AS

Heroes&villians
wont need no mercy on my soul when the lawmans got me cold cause breaking the rules they told was something i had to do play there game but you start to win and the rules change so my ship came rollin in its gonna roll rite over you and your law to the tight rope we walk leads straight to the gallows and when the hang man calls your name heroes and villians hang the same early in the morning swinging in the breeze theres a mist shrouded figure hangin in the sycamore tree hero or villian dont matter much to me they all end up the same no one gets off scott free the tight rope we walk leads straight to the gallows and when the hang man calls your name heroes and villians all hang the same sinner or sainthoods your name whether your a demon or devine when the hang man says its time you wont see me sing the blues cause i said fuck all your rules heroes and villians hang the same its just the riteng on your toumbstone changes there aint a pheasant or king escapes th

Soldier Of Fortune's Auction
Are you sick of the cold and snow and ready for some... HOT STUFF! I'm Hosting a Hot New Auction and you can join! Send Me... Soldier Of Fortune - Fu Hubby & R/L B/F To Jenna@ fubar Your offer, a link to the picture you would like to use for your Auction Tag and the $25,000 Entry Fee! Don't miss your chance to be among the Hottest Women and Men on Fubar! Join Today and Be Sure to Repost this Bulletin!

Monster Jam
Went to Monster Jam in oakland the other night. Decided to go to it late, got there late, and got home late.. but what else is new? I have to admit that ever since last year, when I was at Monster Jam at the Arco Arena, I have been a die hard fan of the Gravedigger.. Even though Arco is inside, super small, and really no room for the trucks to perform at their best ability, the crowd was amped! The show was hot,and Gravedigger was off the hook! Waited the whole show in oakland to see his freestyle performance, and of course he was last. The fucktard flipped his truck in the first 30 sec. OMG! I wanted to shed a tear, was so let down.. (sigh) Monster Mutt Dalmation lmao the truck lookks like a doggie. with a ears and a long tail that sticks up in the air. Oh when it jumped the tail wagged, ears flopped to. what will be next wacked out monster truck? Maybe a Dinosaur, a pretty purple one. Oh wait, wait, that truck was there too. A purple Dinosaur. Come the fuck on! WT

Feb-18-09 Leave Britney Alone
Leave Britney Alone An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order. Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA'a. Girl 1: OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, everyone knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water? Girl 2: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Firsts And Lasts
EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS: FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Steven Cheatham FIRST SCHOOL: Olde Providence Elementary School FIRST CELL PHONE: Motorola Talkabout FIRST FUNERAL: hmm. My great grandma. FIRST PET: Patches my guinea pig FIRST BIG TRIP: Myrtle Beach, SC FIRST FIGHT: I don't remember. FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: NKOTB! FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: Last summer I went to Cancun, Mexico FIRST JOB: Target FIRST FUBAR FRIEND: Babyjesus and my friend who invited me EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS: LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED: Matt LAST CAR RIDE: Saturday driving to work LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: A few days ago, maybe a week or more LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Thanks For Smoking LAST FOOD YOU ATE: Mini blueberry muffins LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Copies on the copier in the library LAST SHIRT WORN: My New & Gulley Rivers tshirt LAST PHONE CALL: I talked to my mom last night LAST TEXT MESSAGE: From Big Spoon. He's jealous of my view! LAST KISS: wow, um. I guess Daniel LAST THING YOU TOUCHED: My

Feb-14/15-09 L Bomb
L bomb When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to respond. Guy 1: Dude! Shannon totally dropped the L bomb on me last night! Guy 2: Damn. What did you do? Guy 1: I said "I love you too."

Come Party!!
IF YOU CAN GET HERE - YOU CAN STAY HERE & PARTY YOUR --- OFF! PLENTY OF ALCOHOL!! CALL 267-934-6500 NOW!! ROUTE 66 BUS STOPS HERE! BEER, RUM, VODKA! COME HAVE SOME FUN! CALL 267-934-6500 FRANKFORD & ACADEMY RD.

Feb-13-09 Premature Evacuation
premature evacuation 1. Getting caught while sneaking away after a one-night stand. 2. An early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep. He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

Yummiie's 1st Spring Auction Join In!
Spring is just around the corner and everyone just cant wait... So so to add alittle Spring in your step join in my Auction... And spoil a Friend! Auction will begin.... March 7th 2009 and will end... 2 weeks later on March 21st the 1st Day of Spring! soo..... Auction brought 2 you by: Yummiie[Owned By REVPaul & StaPuff] Founder Of ΘΔIF@ fubar

Own The Nwo
corporate citizenship - 1 dictionary result Sponsored Links Corporate Citizenship Online community for business. Company blogs and social networking www.Dotster.com ExxonMobil More energy. Fewer emissions. With technology, We can do both. www.exxonmobil.com May Law Group, LLC All U.S. Immigration Law Free Consultations 412-291-4400 www.mayvisalaw.com Corporate Citizenship The extent to which businesses are socially responsible in meeting legal, ethical and economic responsibilities placed on them by shareholders. The aim it to create higher standards of living and quality of life in the community in which it operates, while preserving the profitability of the company for its stakeholders both within and outside the company. Investopedia Commentary As demand for social responsibility on corporations increases, investors, consumers and employees are now more willing to use their individual power to punish those companies that do not share their values. For exam

The Game.
Welcome to the game. The rules of the game are very simple: Rule 1: You are now playing the game. Rule 2: If you remember the game, you have lost the game. Once you forget you are playing the game, you are winning the game. Rule 3: If you lose the game, you must announce that you have lost the game. By the way, I just lost the game.

Feb-12-09 Cankles
cankles A pair of legs that have no defined end of the calf area as well as no defined beginning of the ankle area. Does not only refer to fatty legs, but also shapeless legs. Perfect face, perfect body, smart, and funny but, damn I can't handle them cankles.

Feb-11-09 Phone Grope
phone grope Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cell phone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. Guy 1: Dude, stop that. Guy 2: What? Guy 1: Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?

Rush Who?
He was a man who has worked at the radio station for many years.Today he was filthy rich.The man stood in front of the radio station inhaling one last drag from his expensive cuban cigar.So what if it was illegal.He was a radio god.The laws did not apply to him.He threw his cigar on the ground and a young woman in her twenties catches his eye.He waves at her and she smiles at him.A mail man stops by next to the woman and starts laughing at the man and the woman joins him.The man feels something eating through his shoe.His shoe is on fire.When he tries to look down at his feet his belly blocks his view.He remembered what one alway's did when they were on fire.The ground trembled as dropped on the ground and rolled around.It took a janitor with a fire extinguisher to put out all the flames.An hour later a crew of medics tried to bandage the man's feet but he fought like a wild boar out of the ambulance when he found out that they supported the president and that they were Democrats.He wa

Feb-10-09 Slow Your Roll
slow your roll 1. Slow down. Be calm Slow your roll, honey! I'm tryin' to relax up in this mutha. 2. Slow down your game. Stop coming on so strong to a female. You'd better slow your roll, junior player. You'll just get shut down going like that.

Feb-5-09 Anime Hair
anime hair The geometry that occurs after one sleeps for six hours with hair that has either not been washed or had gel put in it before going to sleep. Specifically, the polygons that form due to chronic stresses on the hair from a particular sleeping position. Whoa, you've got some crazy anime hair going on.

Feb-4-09 Friend With Benefits
friend with benefits A friend with whom you are allowed sexual activity but no true relationship. The benefit is purely sexual and not tied with feelings. Jane and I are friends with benefits.

Feb-2-09 Fire Hazard
fire hazard A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality (in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer (flaming). Hey, Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

Jan-31/feb-1-09 Lawyer Ball
lawyer ball The art of playing the rules instead of playing the game. For example, trying towork out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Guy 1: Hit it out of the park, boy! Guy 2: Don't pressure me, I'm trying to work the count. Guy 1: Don't play lawyer ball, son.

Another Gimpstastic Original
You've got a thin line between Heaven an Hell You make it easy to cross 'cause you hide it so well You're so sketchy with the games you play You drag men by the heart in your own special way To you breaking the rules seems fair As long as you get what you want, you just don't care You smile so sweet as you watch them falling Breaking hearts is your true calling This is your game, so lets play by your rules But I'm telling you know darlin', I am nobodys fool I know your motives and I know them well You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell

Us Military...
First off I wanna say FUCK YOU! to all the spineless ass motherfucker that cant stand behind their soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines... So, FUCK YOU!!! And to all of you that are willing to support us from the bottom of my heart, Thank you so very much... Now if you are still reading this and havent yet get off your as and go thank the closest vet for everything they gave you... For thoses that are a bit slower than others vets gave you your freedom... Now I am a US soldier proudly serving my country in Iraq, and my father and brother are also vets... This is my second tour and everytime i go anywhere in the US i hear the same stupid bullshit from ignorant ass people, like i wouldnt give my life for this country, or why are you wasting your life?... Like i said I PROUDLY serve my country and I AM willing to give my life for what I love, my family, my friends, my country, and my freedom. I want to make sure my little boy has a place to grow up without a terrorist threat knocking on

Jan-30-09 Eleventy Billion
eleventy billion A made up number Keanu Reeves (played by Tobey Maquire) decided to bet on Final Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live. Keanu: I bet eleventy billion dollars. Trebek: That's not even a real number. Keanu: Yet!

Jan-29-09 Fake Take
Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime." Girl 1: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him? Girl 2: Don't worry dude, it was a fake take.

Jan-28-09 Deck Change
Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting. The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool. Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

Jan-26-09 Droplift
droplift The opposite of shoplifting. To leave a product or item in a shop, rather than take one. It has been used by artists and musicians to promote their work for free, while some people use droplifting to make political or economic statements (for example, by altering a shop's products and then returning them). Guerilla artist Banksy droplifted doctored copies of Paris Hilton's debut album in record stores in the UK. He changed the cover art and included his own remixes titled "Why Am I Famous?," "What Have I Done?," and "What Am I For?"

My Birthday!!
Ok so everyone knows I have been tryin to level to godmother for so many months now snd I have been asking for so much help to get me there...and here I go again but this time I would like it if everyone would please help me out and get me to be godmother by the time my birthday comes around (March 25th) I know if we all put in all our efforts that I can get to that level snd of course all help and love is always appreciated and returned so what do you say will you all please help me out just click the link and do what you can thank you so much Ecuadorian Goddess* Sgt.Raider's FuWife*-SBG-Keno's KO-Fu-Owned By ♦LiCkAbLe@ fubar

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss!
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss! By Russ Neumeier March 02, 2009 | 9:30:00 AM It was March 2nd, 1904 that Theodore Seuss Geisel was born in Springfield, Massachusetts. Today we pay tribute to Dr. Seuss' 105th birthday. While most commonly known for his children's books (he wrote over 60 of them), “Dr.” Seuss was both the editor-in-chief of the college newspaper and also drew more than 400 political cartoons in two years for a New York daily newspaper. It was as a college student at Dartmouth that he started signing his work “Seuss.” Once he graduated, he started signing his work as “Dr. Seuss” when submitting it to a humor magazine. After marrying, he continued to write humor and illustrate. When World War II started, he began his political cartooning. Eventually he designed and illustrated posters to support the war effort, and joined the U.S. Army where he was the leader of the animation department. Still, it was his children's books that have helped beginning readers an

Jan-23-09 Air Hair
air hair the thinning hair that you can see right through atop a balding man's head. In the last seasons of his classic sitcom, Jerry Seinfeld's air hair became quite noticeable. So was Nicholas Cage's before he really went bald and had to wear a piece in his films.

Blonde Princess's Bulletin
~*Meet the beautiful,smart, and talented DJ AMELIA*~ ~dJ aMeLiA ~ Head Spinderella @ Pyroteknics~ ~*She is just too sweet not give some good lovin to*~ ~*C’mon now how can u not love that face people! Show this sexy mama some lovin*~ ~*Send her a rate a drink a hug I don’t care just send her some love and message me when your done for ur surprise*~

Jan-20-09 Fearorism
fearorism Government manipulation of the public's fear of terrorism. This tends to be done in order to gloss over recent embarrassment or to push otherwise unpopular bills through the system. That debate didn't go to well for the Pres; he better push the fearorism level up to red tomorrow.

Bad Time Of Year
This is a horrible time of year for me.. not because of Valentines day or my birthday reminding me im not young anymore.. but because this time of year comes my crappy anniversaries.. 1 of them being when my ex of 7 years and I broke up.. followed a week after by my finding out i had cancer.. which i honestly only found out because we broke up.. good things from what seems to be crappy things.. so yeah.. 3 years now since my cancer diagnosis.. and 6 months away from my 3 years of being in remission but it still scares the shit out of me knowing it could come back anytime.. .. wait til mothers day.. that will be my 2 year anniversary from almost bleeding to death at the hospital.. my poor mother.. im sitting there going im sorry mom.. happy mothers day but im ok if i die..SOOO much pain! Dialudid barely cut it and the morphine made it worse.. im lucky to be alive and i know that.. i have to remind myself that when things seems shitty.. well i could be dead *shrugs*

Snow Day/after Show Auto
> > Another SNOW DAY in PA!!! And as many of you know, my 25th and LAST show closed on Sunday afternoon...sooooooo to celebrate the END, I will be activating auto 11's Today @7:00pm EST (4:00pm Futime)!!!!! They will run until Tuesday, March 2, 2009, 7pm EST (4pm EST)!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..

Uncrowned Queen Of The Brits (as Written By Al Murray)!
We Brits all know that Al Murrays all time favourite band/music heroes are Queen. Here are who he thinks the Brit awards 2009 should have gone to: BEST GROUP : Queen (without a doubt)! BEST NEWCOMER: Queen (They qualify as they are now called Queen and Paul Rodgers ! BRITISH BREAKTHROUGH ACT: Queen (They sung a song called Breakthru)! BEST SOLO MALE: Freddie Mercury (Even on his own without the band he was better than everyone else)! BEST LIVE ACT: Queen (come on, queen live aid - no ones topped that)! BEST FEMALE: Roger Taylor(in a dress in the I want to break free video, right?) ! OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION : Queen(Nuff said)! CRITICS CHOICE: Queen (no one has been critised as much as queen)! ** Think you can all see Al Murray is an obsessed queen fan, totally biased but a funny read in the paper I had to share .....the mans just too funny lol!! ** HAPPY MONDAY!!

Scale Convention
At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising her that he would not look and that she could even cover the digital display so only she could see her weight. She finally stood on the scale, whereupon a loud, mechanical voice from within the machine announced: "One hundred and sixty-three pounds."

Whoa
a boy sits alone in the corner with his back to me, holding his head in his hands, body shaking uncontrollably. i think hes crying. there's blood pooled on the floor, sprayed in grotesque fury across the walls, and droplets coming down from the rafters in this cold dark room. i watch him intently, not knowing what to do or say. he reaches for something in the dark, groping with fumbling hands across the cement floor and i can hear skin scraping concrete. he twists his body slowly and i feel my insides turn as i see that his left eye is dangling out of the socket... held only by a thick veiny rope. my back arches as i imagine his pain and recall those dark lonely days of being locked within my head. as he reaches out for something laying in the corner, i hear drops like rain hitting the growing puddle around this child and i realize its flowing from his wrists. my heart stops for a moment as i feel the burn of acid in my throat and the fire in my eyes wells up as i struggle to break wha

Busy, But In A Good Way
I only got to work out once last week. I've looked at my schedule for this coming week, and between my birthday and my two jobs, I might not be able to fit in a visit to the gym this week at all. I guess that means I'll be doing lots of crunches at home, but that's not entirely a bad thing. I wanted to lose 8 pounds in February, but instead I lost 7 altogether. That's close enough for much satisfaction. I'm already bored with sparkpeople.com and its fifty million daily emails, but it got me going in the right direction with how much and what I should be eating, and also got me to add in more protein to my diet, which I was sorely lacking. I am currently weighing in at 209.5. I'd like to try and lose another 6 pounds this month, which I believe is an attainable goal. I might never have a bikini body, but I do look forward to wearing a swimsuit again without feeling embarrassed.

Prince Charming Seeks Cinderella
Single 35 year old male seeking single female for true love and romance.I enjoy going to concerts,playing pool,love sports,going to movies,love the outdoors,hanging out with friends and family n more.I love spending quite times at home watching a good movie and cuddling.I'm a very compassionate kind of person,very fun loving and caring.I'm always there if you need a shoulder to cry on or someone to talk to. What I look for in a woman is that you don't play games or drama.I'm not looking for one night stands or a woman that cheats.I don't care what the woman looks like or what you have.I love kids so if you have kids thats kewl.I want a woman that is ready for a serious relationship and knows what shes looking for. I'm looking for my best friend and true love.I want a woman I can cook candle light dinners for.Candle light dinners with a nice rose on the table,candles lit,champagne,and an awesome meal.Someone I plan romantic weekends with and do romantic stuff with.I love walking underne

How You See Me.....you Dont
Threw you the obvious And you flew with it on your back A name in your recollection Down among a million same Difficult not to feel a little bit Disappointed and passed over When I look right through, See you naked but oblivious And you don't see me But I threw you the obvious Just to see if there's more behind the Eyes of a fallen angel, Eyes of a tragedy Here I am expecting just a little bit Too much from the wounded But I see, see through it all See through, see you 'Cause I threw you the obvious To see what occurs behind the Eyes of a fallen angel, Eyes of a tragedy Oh well, oh well Apparently nothing, Apparently nothing at all You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me You don't see me You don't, you don't You don't see me at all

Sarah Is A Wh0re
1. What is your best friends name? Zach 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? none 3. What are you listening to right now? Dora the Explorer...Blakes watching TV 4. Whats your favorite number? 3 5. What was the last thing you ate? breakfast sammich thingie 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? cerulean 7. How is the weather right now? windy 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Nina 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? arm or teeth 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? Heroes 12. Siblings? 4 bro's and 1 whore sister 13. Height? 5'3" 14. Hair color natural? i have no idea 15. Eye Color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? probably November 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I cry at the stupidest stuff.... 20. What was the last movie you watched? Madea goes to Jail 21. Favorite Day of the

209 Kali Latina
HEY EVERYONE....209 KALI LATINA IS THE MEMBER OF THE WEEK FOR MAR.2-MAR. 8TH.....PLEASE GO SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE....CONGRATS GIRL!!!!! ~~•2o9 Kali LaTina•~~ *2nd Alarm Hottie* **Zodiak Leveler** ~Owned by Estilofrio405~

Threesomes- Tagged By Dave
Now here's what your supposed to do....and please do not spoil the fun..Start a new blog,delete my answers and put in your own.Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn alot of little known things about each other. Three names I go by. 1) Miss Billie (Why do people always add this to the beginning of my name? Do they need clarification that indeed I am a woman? Have you seen these fantastic set of boobs I have??!!) 2) Mommy! Usually emphasized with a loud, whining sound... 3) Hey Sweet Tits! Three jobs I have had in my life. 1) Restaurant manager 2) Pumped gas for a marina in my bikini and got hella tips. 3) Stripper. Ok, I'm kidding. Office Assistant in fabulous heels. Three places I have lived. 1) San Antonio, Tx 2) South Carolina 3) Georgia Three TV shows I watch. 1) The First 48 2) Americas Best Dance Crew 3) Chowder Three places I have been. 1) Cancun, Mexico 2) The backseat of your dad's car. (God, my mood is horr

Memories.
I went grocery shopping yesterday. As I'm walking down the isle, I see a woman that looks exactly like Mrs. Cooper did. I wanted to yell her name, go running up and tell her it was not a funny joke. Then I realized that it wasn't her. That she's still dead. I don't know. I thought this wouldn't happen. That it finally set in that she's dead. That it wasn't just a joke, but reality. If you don't know what happened, Mrs. Cooper was my assistant principal in high school. She was the one that is the reason most of us graduated high school. She got us off the hook for pretty much everything but drugs. She was kidnapped by her ex husband and he shot her in the head. It still hurts, knowing that we got to know her, and the students now don't. I graduated a few months before she was killed, but I had friends who went back that year for their senior year, and they said the pain was unbearable. She was killed right before school started. Her ex husband was a basketball coach at anoth

A Lovely Morning
All that we got is this moment no tomorrow or yesterday to get in our way Just the ravishing beauty of sexual consent conjuring pulsating quivers of our lips giving light to the day Sighs fill the air while I'm nourished by your nectar cradled by the softness of your silky thighs my soul is scrumptiously endulged by your sensual allure as we are entwined in ecstasies cries Capitalizing on the contours of our perfection with every breath taking we're entrenched deeper in love Deepen by the undeniable touch or our affection we glimmer like the heavens above

It Takes Two To Tango.
Monday, March 2, 2009 Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You may be a bit bent out of shape today as the earthy Taurus Moon visits your sexy 8th House of Shared Intimacy. You might attempt to keep things light and easy, but you keep getting dragged into passionate discussions about your feelings. If romantic energy is present, follow it without being too aggressive. But don't attempt to trick anyone into something they aren't truly feeling. It takes two to tango.

So What Do U Say
Mark all that apply (copy entire message, click "reply to poster", paste message and fill in your answers as they best apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 3 things you would like to know about me? 1. ) 2. ) 3. ) If you saw me for the first time would&#

Sbg Of The Week 3-2-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 3-2-09 pepsikola420 Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ¢¾ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ¢¾ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Shannon-pepsikola Birthday:11-11-80 Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Hair Color:red Eye Color:blue Tattoos:2-dolphin with daughters name and old party one Piercings:ears and eyebrow *Favorites* Color:blue Season: Summer Day Of Week:wednesday Animal:cat Flower:rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:no Laughed So Hard You Cried?:yes Smiled For No Reason?:always Sat On Your Rooftop?:yes *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:computer Phone 0R IM: Phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?:burger king Summer 0R Winter?ummer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:cds XBox 0R PS2?s2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:extra cheese and ham Your Fears?:losing family Your Weakness?:being to friendly to quick Do you like Thunderstorms?:yes Number of things in

Bombers Read Please
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3 Years Baby!
Today marks the 3 year anniversary of when my son's dad put my head into a brick wall and I left him. It is also the day I use for my clean date. It really was a couple of days ago but I'm not positive when so I use today. (I would have almost 4 years clean but my stupid ass got back together with my son's dad and relapsed for a month about 3 years ago.)

The Colonoscopy Journal, Ouch!!!
This is from The Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!' I left Andy's office with some written instructions and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America 's enemies. I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my

Cherrybomb List!!!
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Cherry Bombers
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This Is Funny And It Is Just A Shame That It Is A Tragedy
Well I have read the papers and it seems they are all full of lies! My friend has not only had a claim for half the nothing in the nest but half of the pension. Well, that truly is nothing because she does not have one. The rest of what he wants is quite eye opening in as much as that someone can be so greedy. What is funny though are the lies his solicitor has put into the divorce papers. I have a bad short term memory but I am honest and that which I can remember I will stand up in court and defend her on. It has become clear then that she married the brother of both Pinocchio and Rumplestiltskin. A liar with a penchant to throwing tantrums mmmm yes the latter I have seen and the former I have just had proven. So, here we are again, defending the innocent against the ignorant and hoping that it is not the solicitors that win in this instance again. This is the third time my friend has been taken for whatever it is she has or may not have. This time though it will wipe her

"hard ...in The Big Easy"
Mmmm...There you stood My yummy voodoo queen Wearin'a painted on black dress, So hot!I swear that I saw steam You grabbed my hand We stumbled out of RAZZOO You stole my key,whispered to me "Lover,race you back to your room" Under a cajun sky You were dancin'just for me Your lovely body looked so naughty covered in all those pretty beads When the night falls down on Bourbon Street Baby,it brings out the beast in me Our masks can't hide what our bodies need You're makin' it so hard...in the Big Easy. you get me so hard... I kissed you softly Your hurricane stained lips tasted good I pushed you up against the wall the way you always hoped I would You rode me slow until I spun you back around You kissed my lips so fucking hard the smack came back and knocked me down. When the night falls down on Bourbon Street Baby,it brings out the beast in me bent you over my balcony You're makin' it so hard...in the Big Easy. You,know you got me so damn hard.

Eat Me, Beat Me.
You're the voice, crying out in the wilderness. You're the voice that makes my brain burn and my guts go gooey. Yeah, you got me. My insides spill on your altar and tell the future. My steaming, gleaming guts spell out your nature. I know you, not your name but your game. I know the true you. Come to me, or I'll come to you..

Stolen From Ads
1. What is your best friends name? Ben 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? im not wearing any 3. What are you listening to right now? an episode of suspense on otr 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? cherry pie last night 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? a rainbow!! 7. How is the weather right now? bitch ass cold 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? max 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hands 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? dexter 12. Siblings? 2 Brothers 3 sisters 13. Height? 5'7" 14. Hair color natural? i have no idea 15. Eye Color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? christmas 18. Month? june 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? i had a reason im sure 20. What was the last movie you watched? the bucket list 21. Favorite Day of the Year? i dunno 22. A

The Night
The moon slowly breaks the horizon, softly pushing back the velvety shadows of the night. I stand in the soft glow, drinking in the beauty, bathing in the light. Around me I hear the sounds of the children of the night waking, hunting, watching, And like those children, I come alive, Blooming in the pale soft light. One with the night. Come join me and I'll show you how, To loose yourself in the warm, soft glow, And become one with the nightly show, That so many miss, And others diss, As they scurry to and fro. But just take my hand and you too will know, the joys of becoming one with the night. My eyes reflect the pale soft light, As I gently touch my lips to yours. Together we join in the natural symphony of the night, With a song of pure extasy. As we bath together in that warm soft light, We soon produce a glow all our own. Moving as one, In a dance all our own, Now forever one with each other and the night.

B Is Better Than K
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Brian 2. A four letter word: Bish 3. A boy's name: Bradley 4. A girl's name: Belinda 5. An occupation: Boobologist 6. A colour: BLUE 7. Something you wear: Ball sacks 8. A food: Boob juice 9. Something found in the bathroom: Boobs 10. A place: Behind 11. A reason for being late: Bitch's 12. Something you shout: BALL HAIR 13. A movie title: Belladonna's Bitch's 14. Something you drink: Box juice 15. A musical group: Bad Religion 16. An animal: Bat 17. A street name: Blackbutt ave 18. A type of car: B

Friends
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

Standing
Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend.

Stolen From Sherry.
1. What is your best friends name? Prinny 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? blueish-gray 3. What are you listening to right now? She's Always in my hair - Prince 4. Whats your favorite number? 143 5. What was the last thing you ate? tacos 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? blue, just blue 7. How is the weather right now? clear and warm 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? billyboy 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? Big Love 12. Siblings? 2 Brothers 13. Height? 6' 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? thanksgiving. 18. Month? October. 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I sure i had a reason. 20. What was the last movie you watched? nights of rodanthe. 21. Favorite Day of the Year? October 14th. 22. Are you too shy to a

No Love
Ive been so alone now for too long, and its not getting any easier. How I wish I someone to share my life with, someone who loves the way I love. The older I get the harder it seems to find the right woman. Someone I can trust, someone to always be there for me, someone who doesn't post naked pix of themselves on the internet. I so long for the day when all my lonely nights will end.....

I Love You Dad!
I knew you were hurting although you wouldn’t cry, And could see you were suffering, see the pain in your eye I wanted to comfort you, to hold you, be with you that day, You looked so helpless and frail while in bed you did lay. I watched as you shivered from a new pain, And wondered how I might have handled the same. I wanted to scream, to shout, and to yell, You said you were fine although your skin was so pale. I knew in my heart your time was near end, And wished I could take you, your body to mend. I knew that soon God would be your closest friend, You told me many times that’s how it would end. I stood there watching as each breath came slow, And fought to find courage, my emotions were low. I promised you when the time came that I’d not cry, You never saw my eyes wet, always they were dry. I held your hand as I silently said goodbye, And knew in my heart that soon you would die. I stroked your forehead and said how I loved you, You nodded and smiled an

Say That Again!
Life is what happens while you are making other plans. When I first heard that little cliché I thought, yeah sure, I know that. Still I went on making plans. Silly me. Now I find that the older I get the less I know and life keeps going on with or without my approval. All of which leads me to wonder. Is it me? Or is it a recording of me? When the film The Matrix came out, I noticed that a lot of people were all agog at the concept the film introduced. I have been reading Science Fiction since I was 12 so the idea was not startling to me. In fact it was rather ho-hum and, to me, not very well done. It was rather cartoonish, not at all the kind of science fiction that I enjoy. Still, the movies did introduce an alternative way of thinking into people, worrisome though it may be to think we are really controlled by some kind of super computer. For perhaps a nano-second or so, people had a look at their concept of themselves and wondered – am I real? The thought did not last long,

What Good Is Love?
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now

Excerpt From A Story Im Writing
The night rests heavy on my shoulders like the darkness is a palpable weight crushing down on me. Lightening, gold and swift, splits the sky and the rain is pouring down under leaden clouds whose edges blend into darker hues of nothing. I'm sitting here on this bench, drenched and shivering right to my soul, lost and alone. I do not know who I am or where I was heading, not anymore. I remember where where I've been and I do not want to go back down that road but I can not stay where I'm at. If I sit here for many more nights I think I will die. Seven weeks now, the days have passed with agony and I'm running out of reason's to fight. I remember whispers and the voices echo in my heart. A lover's soft hush, a concerned friend with a helping hand, a prayer from birth and the compassion of someone who walked this road too. No one reaches me anymore and no one really knows the secrets I hide. How far I have fallen I can not say, Seven weeks and I've lost my way.

Threesomes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jim 2. James 3. Sergeant Weeg Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Airborne Infantryman 2. Hydrology Tech 3. Geologist Three Places I have lived 1. Mainz, Germany 2. Watertown, NY 3. Fayetteville, NC Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Lost 2. Big Bang Theory 3. How its Made Three places I have been 1. Germany 2. Egypt 3. Morocco Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Brother 2. My BRAC contract Manager 3. My Lab Rep Three of my favorite foods 1. Irish 2. Italian 3. Southern Three things I would like to do 1. Live in Ireland 2. visit Iceland 3. visit South Africa Three friends I think will respond 1. Not sure 2. Not sure 3. Not sure Things I

My Threesomes....stolen From Joel
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jami 2. Mommy 3. Baby Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Bartender 2. Corrections Officer 3. Fraud Three Places I have lived 1. Westampton 2. Marlton 3. Port Penn Three TV Shows that I watch 1. 24....Jack Bauer is the shit 2. Law and Order SVU 3. Idol Three places I have been 1. Africa 2. Germany 3. Austria Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Mom 2. Work 3. Jamie Three of my favorite foods 1. Seafood 2. Mexican 3. Italian Three things I would like to do 1. Get married 2. Move 3. Have another baby Three friends I think will respond 1. None 2. " 3. " Things I am looking forward to 1. Getting married 2. 2 hrs of 24 tonight 3. Hav

...that's V
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Valarie 2. A four letter word: vent 3. A boy's name: Victor 4. A girl's name: Vicky 5. An occupation: vet 6. A colour: violet 7. Something you wear: velcro...haha 8. A food: vegetables 9. Something found in the bathroom: vicks vabor rub 10. A place: vet (Greg said Vagina...lmaooo) 11. A reason for being late: voting 12. Something you shout: Vroommmmmmm...lol 13. A movie title: Valentine 14. Something you drink: Vanilla shake..haha 15. A musical group: Van Halen (ty Greg...lol) 16. An animal: Vulture 17

Geez These Headlines Suck
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Ya think? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War D

Short Latin Quotes
A bene placito - At one's pleasure A fonte puro pura defluit aqua - From a clear spring clear water flows A fortiori - With yet stronger reason A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi - A precipice in front, wolves behind (between a rock and a hard place) A posse ad esse - From possibility to actuality A teneris unguiculis - From tender little nails, from the earliest childhood. A verbis ad verbera - From words to blows A verbis legis non est recedendum - There must be no departure from the words of the law A vinculo matrimonii - From the bounds of matrimony Ab absurdo - From the absurd (establishing the validity of your argument by pointing out the absurdity of your opponent's position) Ab actu ad posse valet illatio - From what has happened we may infer what will happen Ab aeterno - From the beginning of time Ab alio spectes alteri quod feceris - As you do to another, expect another to do to you Ab asino lanam - Wool from an ass, blood from a stone i

Swingers Versus Divorce In Couples
Swinging, also called the alternative or ‘alt’ lifestyle, seems to be increasingly popular among mainstream, middle-aged married couples in America. With this increasing number of people who are into the lifestyle there is also a growing need for interactive ways to meet similar thinking couples. They find the Internet to be the ultimate way to interaction. Distance is no longer an issue to meet similar thinking others because of the increasing number of lifestyle lovers who join swingers communities online. According to swingers, the lifestyle can be a solution to (sexual) crises in relationships provided that the emotional bonding is still intact. According to King (1996) one of the things that normally occurs in a relationship is sexual habituation. This will lead to changes in how we interact with our partners. It will take about three to seven years into a relationship when partners need to increase the levels of stimulation, to obtain the same level of se

From Carmina Burana (omnia Sol Temperat)
Ama me fideliter, fidem meam nota, de corde totaliter et ex mente tota, sum presentialiter alens in remota; quisquis amat taliter, volvitur in rota. Love me faithfully, Taking heed of my loyalty, With all your heart, With all your mind. I am closest to you When I am far away; Whoever loves like this Rides on the wheel (of Fortune).

Peter Abelard (?). From "axe Phebus Aureo"
Hinc mihi fletus abundat, hinc fletus inundat. Est mihi pallor in ore, Est, quia fallor amore. Hence my tears are abundant Hence my tears are flowing. My face is pale Because of love's dissapointment.

3somes
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Suga 2. Ro 3. Roro Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Photo lab tech 2. Cashier 3. Sales associate Three Places I have lived 1. Watkins Glen, NY 2. Batavia, NY 3. Baldwyn. MS Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Heroes 2. Monk 3. Psych Three places I have been 1. Canada 2. California 3. Nevada Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Nobody 2. No one 3. I don't get regular e-mails Three of my favorite foods 1. Spaghetti & meatballs 2. Steak 3. Chicken Three things I would like to do 1. Be rich 2. Travel 3. Have sex Three friends I think will respond 1. Your mom 2. Your baby's mama 3. Your pops Things I am looking forward to 1. Being off of w

Ovid, Amores I, 2
sic erit; haeserunt tenues in corde sagittae, et possessa ferus pectora versat Amor. Cedimus, an subitum luctando accendimus ignem? cedamus! leve fit, quod bene fertur, onus. Thus it will be; slender arrows are lodged in my heart, and Love vexes the chest that it has seized Shall I surrender or stir up the sudden flame by fighting it? I will surrender - a burden becomes light when it is carried willingly.

How Cold Is It? It's So Cold That...
How cold is it? It's so cold that... Travel agencies are advertising tropical vacations in Antarctica. The local Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick. When we milked the cows, we got ice cream (the brown cows were giving chocolate ice cream). ...Roosters are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker. ...Politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets. ...I spilled scalding-hot drive-thru coffee on my lap... and THANKED the McDonald's staff! ...Grandpa's teeth were chattering.. . while they were still in the glass! ...Angelina Jolie has been downgraded from "hot" to "tepid". ...We've set up an ice fishing shack... in the bathtub. ...To assuage my head cold, I ate a bowl of chicken soup... with a knife and fork. ...At the city morgue, you can't tell the stiffs from the staff that works there. ...For their daily good deed, boy scouts are helping to de-ice little old ladies. ...The flashers are wal

Runners Vs Bobcats 02-28-09
She Had a Great Day SAN ANTONIO — Junior Krista Sitka went 4-for-4 with five RBIs and UTSA collected the program’s 500th victory with a 7-1 win against Sam Houston State in the second half of a Southland Conference doubleheader on Saturday. The Bearcats used a three-run seventh inning to rally for a 6-4 decision in the opener at Roadrunner Field. With the split, the Roadrunners improved to 9-8 overall and 4-1 in league, while Sam Houston moved to 9-9 and 3-2. Sitka was a triple shy of the cycle in the nightcap to lead an 11-hit explosion by the Roadrunners. The first baseman had a three-run home run, a double and a pair of singles and was a combined 6-for-7 with six RBIs on the day. Freshman Amber Anderson was 2-for-4 with a two-run double, while freshman Ashley Kappler also had a pair of base hits. Sophomore Emily Humpal worked a complete game to move her record to 2-0 in conference and 4-4 overall. The Corpus Christi native allowed one run on five hits in her second s

Giggle Box :)
I miss you so much...yeah i know you have to work and you have a life other than me but I still want to see you. I feel safe when you are here. I love having your arms around me as we lay in bed. Feeling your body against mine as we sit on the couch and watch a movie. Your hand holding mine. The way you bite my lip when you kiss me. The way you tilt your head when I kiss your neck. The giggle you have when we are together. I miss that and I know I can't have you all to myself but if i could i would.

Renegade
I'm a renegade Back out motherfucker You better tap out Boo-hoo you crying baby Where you at now? Cuz i be lookin for you Me and my people lookin ready And we're lookin for truth So come and get this Make it hurt you know I love it when you Tap this put me up into a corner Be a witness Yeah this is critical mass We invite the revolution We ignite the power See me I'm still standing I might be bleeding But I'm still breathing I'll never surrender ‘cause I'm a renegade What, what you want some Come and get some Pussy motherfucker I got you where you live nigga Me you will never control, no Genocidal maniacal Devil, the party's over I'm a renegade A runaway slave I've been dreaming about my freedom On the underground train It's armagedon you're getting just what you wanted Critical mass, freedom at last, freedom at last See me I'm still standing I might be bleeding But I'm still breathing You might hate me But you can't break me I might be ble

No Excuses!!!!!!!!!
wow im realy getting tired of some of some of these chicks on here tell you they care for but in the same breath there tell 100"s of men that they care about them.. an it realy start piss me off when you make planes to met an they change there mine,, i know thing happen but it shouldnt,,i can deal whit that that kinfda of stuff,,,,but like this one gal i been talking whit for 3 yrs ,ever time i truned around ive had there net fucks show up on my page, an tell me shit ,,grow up dont start some thing unless you can go through whit it.. what im say stop lieing an being fake,,im 100% real no fucking games,,if you cant do what you say stop wasting my time,,becase i know there some out there want a good man..an this shit fallowing aroud an going my chat room telling me i have a new gf,i might but thats becase you played to many game for me..an lied to me ever time truned around im not dumb just cant type so,,,,imnot saying names you know who you areall i ask you be real an do what you

100 Truths About Me
100 Truths 1-Real name: John 2 - Nickname: JD 3 - Birthday: 9/25 4 - Zodiac sign: Libra 5 - Male or Female: Male 6 - Elementary school: in NJ 7 - High school: in NJ 8 - College: Rutgers 9.....wheres it at? NJ 10 - Hair color: Brown 11 - Tall or short: Tall 15 - Are you health freak? Trying to be 16 - Height: 6'1 17 - Do you like someone? yes 18 - Do you like yourself?: Yes 19 - Piercings: None 20 - Tattoos: None 21 - Righty or Lefty: Righty 22 - Fir

I Think I Had A Shopper Stalker
When did stupid become a way of life? Have you ever been privy to people in a super market, department store or just a local mini mart where a couple decided to air their dirty laundry to the whole world? How about perhaps not airing their laundry as much as including you into their conversation and you just want to get the hell out of there! I have seen this kind of thing many times. Due mostly to me more times then not being the Grocery Guy. I don’t mind so no big deal however what I do mind is being in someone’s front room as they break out in a toe to toe skirmish. I am being a bit melodramatic to a point but I totally feel for some of those who are on the brunt end of these ordeals. Case in point Saturday I chose to pick up groceries a day early normally Sunday morning is my time, early when not many are even up yet. Yes I am the early bird and the worm normally doesn’t have a chance. So there I am minding my own business and I even snatched up a cart from outside and brought it

Republican President
A Democrat asked me if we will see another Republican President? I can NEVER give up hope... Democrats ALWAYS do their best in expanding their voting base by using tax dollars to buy supporters... If you are one of the people with your hands out expecting government money - who you going to vote for?? The person who says he will give you more or the person who says he is taking it away???? Democrats gave illegal aliens drivers licenses so they could vote illegally.... Why? To steal elections.... Also they are bankrupting our health system with free health care AND getting on our social security rolls... Social security is going broke because Democrats change the rules that ANYONE can draw from the government.... To buy more voters... You watch -- now they are going to make all the illegal aliens "legal" so they can buy more voters.... They are forcing the welfare rolls to expand on a state by state basis... Why? To buy more voters.... Democra

How Long Does Amerika Have?
HOW LONG DOES THE USA HAVE ??? This is the most interesting thing I've read in a long time. The sad thing about it, you can see it coming. I have always heard about this democracy countdown. It is interesting to see it in print. God help us, not that we deserve it. How Long Do We Have? About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier: 'A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government.' 'A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.' 'From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose f

Ah, It Seems That There Is No Such Thing As Nothing.
My friend has nothing but it seems that her ex partner is entitled to half of that. This is my grot at the insanity of a system whereby a man comes with nothing,allegedly, hangs a door in his partner's house, buzzes off to a younger nest occupant then claims half of the old nesting because he hung said door. Half an empty nest it seems is still something and then don't forget the cache that my friend has squirelled away over the years. Yes, he is entitled to half of that and any other thing that makes things live and breathe. Good job the gas man does not work on the same principle. "Oh your honour, I had a cup of tea in this ladies house, fitted a new boiler, had a gas and now I want half of it all because of my work and said hospitality." Why of course you can but don't forget to share it with the carpenter who laid the flooring for you to walk upon. So they both come with nothing except a tool bag and both leave with a bag of nuts and any other fixture of fitting they can use

I Am
sometimes you dont undestand sometimes i am what i am sometimes i just cant be everything you hoped id be and sometimes i wish that you could see im not like you im not like them i wont pretend cause i am what i am is all that i am sometimes i wish we could agree to disagree sometimes i wish you could see what i see this is who i am ive allways ben and i dont think that you will ever understand im not like you im not like them i wont pretend cause i am what i am fuck it i am what i am

When You Just Stop Caring....
I have come to a realization! When you care.....you get your feelings hurt, your heart broken and your expectations of something real are shot to hell. If you stop giving a fuck.....its all so much better. Nobody messes with your emotions or feelings, you have no expectations of anyone and you sure dont get hurt. The only hurt is the hole left in your heart when you thought love was a real thing. Im just not so sure anymore........ Leaving it at that!

Passing Of A Loved One.
How does one deal with the passing of ones parent? I am very upset even though I knew this day was coming for a long time. My father was sick for a long time, hes body slowing shuting down and his mind becoming lost into a sea of emptiness. In the end he didn't even Know who I was. My father always sheltered me from the world up until I was about 16. He was a very over protected man when it came to me. I have alot of his qualities myself, most of them taught, because I get called his name all the time by my best friend when I am acting like my father would. In my eyes he will always be a pillar of strenght, intelligence, love, and understanding. He will be truly missed, I only pray that he has found the peace he should have. I LOVE YOU DAD!!!!

Bay This Slsve
I’m am in an Auction and in Desperate Need of Some Bidders… Will You Please Help and Show Some Love??? Crazy Juggalette Bitch is Offering… Rate and Re-Rate all Pics and Stashes… Gifts and Drinks Everyday… (Bombed Daily)… Their Midget om my paige… Promote to Family, Fans, and Friends… Ask me I Just Might Do It…. Or Link to… [ fubar.com photo: 1152921110 ]

Shit Life
simplistic domestic shit life proceed to fit in place pathetic ascetic shit life depressed to fill in space neglected rejected who wants this any way defected directed hating life every day who asked you to cry for me who asked you to lie for me who knows who i want to be you ask but you dont ask me shes pretty how bout me shit life are looks all that you see plastic elastic who wants this any way dynanic satanic and all the things you say who asked you to pray for me who said to believe in me who has to pretend for me im asking you answer me you think your something your fucked in the head you think your something well i dont think so you think your something yuor allready dead you think your something well i dont think so irritated frustrated shit life wont hear a word i say who asked you to rite to me who asked you to try for me who asked you to lie for me who asked you anything

Slave Me Out!!
I’m am in an Auction and in Desperate Need of Some Bidders… Will You Please Help and Show Some Love??? Crazy Juggalette Bitch is Offering… Rate and Re-Rate all Pics and Stashes… Gifts and Drinks Everyday… (Bombed Daily)… Their Midget om my paige… Promote to Family, Fans, and Friends… Ask me I Just Might Do It…. Or Link to… [ fubar.com photo: 1152921110 ]

Another Day Goes By
another day goes by i dont understand orknow the reason why im looking for a change in life but another day goes by its to late i wish it was tomorow thow i think id say you know i think it feels just like yesterday so lately ive ben looking for a change but the more things change the more it seems to stay the same its a new day its allmost like tomorow never came same old thing same old game and every day i sing the same old song and today i dont feel like waking up but the show must go on so another day goes by and i dont understand why or pretend to try i want to change my life but another day goes by if i could change it tomorow could be allrite so many days gone by i still dont understand it but now i realize im going to change my life thats rite alot of days gone by its just another day

Yup, I Am Doing It Again!!!
UP FOR SALE!!! JUST CLICK ON THE PIC TO BID!!! OR JUST RATE THE PIC FOR ME? ADDITIONAL OFFERS! IF 65-BLING PACK IS WINNING BID WILL SEND YOU AN AUTO-11 OR CHERRY BOMB BLING (if auto, will rate your pics during the auto) IF 3-MONTH VIP IS WINNING BID ownership will be for 3 months ALL pics rated 11 during each of the 3 months IF LARGER THAN 65-BLING PACK IS WINNING BID, OR COMBO OR ANY VIP AND 65-BLING PACK ALL OF THE ABOVE AND MORE ASK ME, WE CAN DEAL!!!

Sweetangel Come Enjoy
=== ' ~Freak~' wrote the following at '2009-02-17 19:38:28'.. > > > > > > > > Auto 11s are running so come by and make yourself a lot of points. Show heaps of love! Love making new friends so feel free to fan, add, rate me. All love will be returned as well as random blinging so stop by and show some love. > > So don't miss out. Stop by and make a lot of points for yourself and make a new friend as well. > > sweetangel@ fubar > > > > > > > > >

I Am Doing It Again!!!!
UP FOR SALE!!! JUST CLICK ON THE PIC TO BID!!! OR JUST RATE THE PIC FOR ME? ADDITIONAL OFFERS! IF 65-BLING PACK IS WINNING BID WILL SEND YOU AN AUTO-11 OR CHERRY BOMB BLING (if auto, will rate your pics during the auto) IF 3-MONTH VIP IS WINNING BID ownership will be for 3 months ALL pics rated 11 during each of the 3 months IF LARGER THAN 65-BLING PACK IS WINNING BID, OR COMBO OR ANY VIP AND 65-BLING PACK ALL OF THE ABOVE AND MORE ASK ME, WE CAN DEAL!!!

Timewarps
I'll squelch any rumors about us, if you give me the time of day. This will be NECESSARY ALMOST ALL THE TIME BECAUSE -- ALTHOUGH A MATHEMATICIAN, I HAVE FROM EARLY AGE BEEN UNABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF MANY TIME ORIENTED THINGS, E.G. IS IT THE WEEKEND, SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY? LOL. I can't convert time for chatting with ladies on the internet -- I just ask how many hours from now do you want to chat again ? I HAVE TO USE A WATCH, SO I HOPE IT DOESN'T BREAK. ALL THE CLOCKS KEEP KONKING OUT, SO IT CAN'T GET AN ALARM WARNING OR WAKE UP CALL. I HATE CALENDARS BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE THEY ARE OR DON'T WANT THEM TO USE UP SO MUCH SPACE ON THE WALL. So I need an executive secretary to schedule everything for me and tell me what to do ? WILL YOU PLEASE ? LOL.

Windir - Saknet (translated)
The darkness mirrors my feelings, but there’s a hole in the mirror. A hole that never ends, just like the longing in my soul The hole is like the longing in my soul. The longing is like the hole, endless. The longing after something enormous that I had, what I had was as big as the longing enormous. I like pain, but I don’t really like it. I scream, but I don’t really scream I’m dying, but I’m not really dying I miss. Before me is darkness, like the day is before you and the others Before me is the day, like the darkness before you and the others Before me is the scream, like the laughter before you and the others Before me is death, like life is before you and the others Gloomy is it, to think like this, gloomy is it to be like this, gloomy is it, to live like this, gloomy it is, I like it that way Gloomy is it and gloomy shall it be. Dark is it and dark shall it be. Painful is it and painful shall it be. The Longing is the, but that shall not be. What you shall not do

Spiritual
Thought I would share some books of interest... Book of Dreams...Brian Innes Healing Crystals... Cassandra Eason The Elemental Encyclopedia of 5000 Spells... Judika Illes The Encyclopedia of Witches & Witchcraft... Rosemary Ellen Guiley The Power of Birthdays,Stars, & Numbers... Saffi Crawford & Geraldine Sullivan The Ultimate Book of Shadows for the New Generation Solitary Witch.... Silver RavenWolf Angel Signs... Albert Haldane & Simha Seraya Chinese Numerology... Richard Webster Moon Magic... Lori Reid Feng Shui Astrology... Simon Brown Our Dreaming Mind... Robert L. Van De Castle Ph. D. Earth Medicine... Kenneth Meadows Awakening Intuition... Mona Lisa Schultz The Witch Book The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft, Wicca and Neo-Pag

Bad Girls&angels
romance rides a limo down a dark street a king needs a queen for his back seat words that he whisper make em loose control turns the bad girls to angels when he touch there soul loves a reflection in his cold eyes kindness is wornlike a disguise come on girl hes got a heart of gold turns the bad girls to angelswith a love so cold you was a good girl i know lovin was all youd show everything was kisses and sighs when cupids arrow hit you between your eyes one toutch is a little to much just ask them bad girls he turned to angels when he touched there world just ask them bad girls he turned to angels when he clutched there world glory awaits any girl come into his world and be one of his angels turns the bad girls to angels when he touched there world your moma warned you one time love can make you so blind you forgot what she said cause he had the looks that made the girls drop dead one kiss and you can be all his heaven awaits any girl come into his world an

Blasphemy Is My Name...
Dig so deep for the Devils reward Bathe in blood to sleep at night 13 stones carved with names Cast your life into the well Leave you to dance hanging Swing with me from the gallows arm Shove rusted steel into me Infected from the inside out Bleed me dry so that I can feel Blur the lines of reality for me Bury me an angel to find Rip out what I keep so hidden Take everything from me I'll help you choke on it Burn another saint on your cross Stick your needles in the eyes of your gods Blasphemy is my name So insecure in straightjacket nightmares Bloodstained baby smile for me Break your jaw and cry for me Let your tears show you the truth I am no man to be loved Hollow in the face of heaven I stand and scream in the mouth of hell Look back over your shoulder and see me broken

To My New Friends And Fanz
THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH FOR STOPPING BY MY PAGE, I GOT A LIL BEHIND RETURNING THE RATE/FAN PROFILES,THEN MY BARTAB DISAPPEARED SO IF YOU COULD FU-MAIL AND LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED YOURS I WILL RETURN IT. THANKS AGAIN AND GLAD TO HAVE YOU AS NEW FRIENDS !!! ~BOSSLADY~

The List
THE LIST So the list i am referring to is mentioned in Lil Wayne's song "Got Money" and if you must know the time of niggas he is talking about are the type of niggas that would have been killed if you had stoped it from happening. There the niggas that think that they are the G of Gangsta and they think they run shit but the only reason there alive is cuz of there BIG HOMIES. They think that you dont know that as soon as you look away there trying to find a way two be 2-faced . but what they dont know is your a hunder miles ahead of him and that you know their move befor they do. They the motha fucka that you almost beat the fuck out of in the house and then you go to drag they outside so you dont distroy ur crib with all the blood a ur brother has to step in and phisicaly seperate you from they. Then you know ur leaving for somthing better in your life and because they are the homie you set them up with everything that they could ever need and set there buisness up completly c

Goodbye Forever And Never Again
every payweek i delete my fubar and make a new one, and buy another 3 month vip for myself. i never reach level 22, and im tired of people not helping, especially if all i rate is those with auto11s or cherrybombs, im sick of people not returning love. i have tried now six times to go from zero to level 22 in two weeks, nobody cares unless you have auto11s, which i never have, since i cannot afford it.

My Yuonger Years I Remember Somme Things!
I remember going to Sunday School and learning the history of the bible. I learned a little bit, but never kept up on it. I heard it was something to believe in for direction. But through life I met a guy off the street that came up to me and asked me what does the bible mean to you? I answered: direction. And he asked me what does b.i.b.l.e mean to you. I said I don't know. He told me it stood for Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.???? Question: My life, I like to drink, smoke cigarettes, party, and have a good time with all my friends and family. How would you rate me? Thank you Fubar members from usbadass64,a.k.a midknight outlaw. Talk to y'all later

This Is The Life
its geting late and something in the city tonite this place is crazy and it makes me wanta fuck up my mind i like the lights the trippy lights and all the pornographic stores i light this thingas they complainabout the junkies and the whores when i was young i dreamed id come here and i guess i did survive the scum and id become someone and i never did these village slums i let become my life i guess i did im just a bum pathetic scum thats the way i live this is the life you want the life NO its geting late and guess whos playing in the city tonite this place is amazing and it makes me want to fuck even hard i love the way the buildings sway and all the garbage on the streets the sounds of trains and sirens make lovely music while i sleep im going farther than i thought far could be by 21 i had a gun and chanced authoraty by 22 i never knew the sites that i would see by 24 i made a store and killed that part of me this is the life you want my life NO

Code Of Conduct
CODE OF CONDUCT 1. All Candy Shop members/prospects must have a minimum of 10 "current" pictures. 2. All Candy Shop Members must show loyalty and be supportive of each other. We have many giveaways, contest and prizes for all supporting members. 3. Shout box and Fu-mail must be open to staff for communications (Profile may not be set to friends only for this purpose). 4. Feeze and Candy Shop homepage must be added to your Family while considered a prospect and remain in family after admittance. Only The Candy Shop Homepage is required to be visible. 5. You must add The Candy Shop to your name once you become a member. 6. All current Candy Shop staff must be added to your friends list. Fanning and rating is preferred but not required. If they do not accept add please let a staff member know. 7.It is the responsibility of all Candy Shop members to repost any group related bulletins. If you need help with this ask staff for help. 8. No member will disrespect, abuse, harass, or vi

Sweet Sting...
I am the devil in your eyes The poison in your veins As I fall, so you stumble Don't let yourself come down with me What if you could save me How can you take what I can't give The pain in me has made me who I am Try to take that and I won't survive Seems that the cure I need may kill If thats the case then let me die I need the sweet sting of your kiss The fire in your touch to brand me I realized so long ago life was a game The wagers of sin are death and dust Please come to me tonight Lets be together though the world may rot and rust Fly me away on the wings of a dragon I can't wait to see your face Framed so sweetly by the moon Bring me sweetly to my end...

Smexy's Back.=]
Wow guys! I will be amazed if some of you guys remember me at all...but yeah. Life has been sooooooo craaazzy. I was engaged, then my ex-fiance left me. Asshole. Fucking broke my heart. BUT that's all over and done with, and I'm a much happier person now. I'm still working at the movie theater, haha. I don't care, it's a lot of fun and I love it. Okay, let's get back in touch people!!!

New Owner
I HAVE BEEN BOUGHT AT AN AUCTION..I AM NOW OWNED FOR A MONTH BY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE I KNOW...PLEASE GO CHECK HIM OUT ..GIVE HIM LOTS OF LOVES.. Benjamin Barker; The Demon Barber of Fleet Street@ fubar

Ftw
fuck school fuck the economy fuck the dea fuck cancer fuck hollywood fuck the record companies fuck racism fuck reality tv fuck gridlock fuck gun control fuck the f.c.c. fuck michel jackson fuck sobriety fuck the rules fuck me fuck everyone fuck the world and fuck you to

The Shade...
I've tried to make it through each day There's something in my way All the broken pieces you left behind for me I've cut myself so much on these shards Take all this away from me I'm the hollow shell deflated by your teeth I hid for so long in the room Tried to put my pain away I've met with resistance Tired of banging my head on the walls I've built I lit a candle to see Snuffed it when I burned my hands Stumble around through my wasteland I take my pills to kill my pain Drink liquid fire to ease my mind So damned tired of looking for salvation The only one who can save me is myself I gave up trying a lifetime ago You all should do the same Don't dare to touch me Lay hands on me and leave with a scar Better than you have tried to bring me up They all left with broken hopes I think I'll stay here...in the shade...

Save The Planet
save the planet whenever ive read that bumper sticker ive had to laugh save the planet what for ? and from what our selves ? and what about god ? can he help us ? i dont think so god gave us what we had to see how we used it shit rats in a cage woulda done better lifes a bitch then you die bumper sticker phelosophy yeah rite some times you get a second chance

Thanks For Sticking With Me Through My Bs
Hello, I just wanted to take a quick moment to thank everyone that stuck with me during the stalker thing. It's no big deal but my stalker was hurrassing many of my friends and family. Until now, my settings have been changed. This way there is no way he can attack or steal anyones photos here again. For all whom have stuck with me I will be sending out blings and gifts all week.. God Bless and thank you all Lou

Chiina Whiite!
Auto 11s Cherry Bomber BlingBux Bux – 10 Chances To Win Chiina_Whiite Auto 11 Today 8am Fu Time. 10 Chances to Be a Winner: CherryBomber Bux FuBux Drawing Daily Random Drawing CherryBombers Bux Drop a CherryBomb on one of the 250 pic CherryBomb Folders to Enter to Win 1 MILLION FUBUX Drawing… All Messages Sent as Bombing Notifications will be entered. If I receive more than 100 Bombs, 2 Winners will be chosen. The Grand Prize Drawings 1 Million Fubux 500k Fubux 250k Fubux Rate Default & 10 EZ Rate 100 Pic Folders and you will be entered into a drawing to receive one of three Grand Prizes.

Special
so i was talking to my mom today and was saying how hard its been to get a job and what not and she basically told me that if i thought it was so bad that i should just off myself because she doesnt wanna hear about it

One Of My Favourite Shows
The following is a clip from one of my favorite shows... "A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying its female population." ~Caifornication~

Wow......spotlight
WOW is about all I can say about spotlight!! First off I didn't really think I got it. I have been doing a daily bid right before I go to bed each night so as usual, Sat night I made my bid and went to bed....well, low and behold....I wake up Sunday morning and there I am!! Now PLEASE hear me out.....today was NOT all about me....it was about breast cancer awareness!! I know there are several cancer survivors out there in fuland....and I had a blast today meeting everyone. Let's all show support and love to all the cancer survivors!! Please bear with me as I greet and meet everyone...it may take a few days but I plan on speaking to every one of my friends!! If you have a special story you would like to share, please feel free to share anytime. (you can do so here, if you would like) I am open to talk to anyone.....reminds me I am not alone in this fight!!! God Bless you and good night! ~~smooches~~

God & Goddess Auction...join Now
Gods & Goddess Auction Auction Will Run From March 1st to March 10th Now for "THE RULES & GUIDELINES" 1. Entry fee will only be $50k with starting bid $100k! 2. Will not take any more entries after March 5th. If there is a late entry...75k ENTRY FEE! 3. Please EMAIL ME the picture you want to use and your offers. Please include what you do NOT want bid. Tags will be made as entries come in. 4. NO DRAMA or you/person starting drama will be blocked from future auctions and all your bids are null/void! 5. Please limit commenting to bids only! 6. You have the right to refuse any bids, but email me first! 7. If top bidder does not pay within 48hrs you may take 2nd highest bidder! 8. I am in no way responsible for people not paying you. I will email all winners ONE time. After that its better you and your bidder handle the pay off 9. Please, do NOT bid if you know you cant hold your word. 10. I will promote in bullies and blog, but you will have to promote yourself.

Cherry Bomber's Cheat Sheet!!!
CHERRY BOMBERS Below you will find direct links to albums that contain multiple folders with 250 pics or more This is not a pimpout, nor am I asking you to bomb any of these members. It is just a list I compiled for myself that I thought I would share with those who wish to take advantage of it. This window will remain open, so click a link, bomb, close window and click another link. Repeat this process until your time runs out This speeds up the process as it bypasses the profile page. ♦CinDragon♦Founder of ClubMystic♦I.B.I.C♦@ fubar CrazedManiac¤RR¤FuHubby2SweetSexyMomma¤OwnerOfRedheadedTemptress@ fubar SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~ OutlawsAndPu$$ycats~Owned By Cynz Dreams@ fubar jezebelle™@ fubar ♫GroovyLady♫ SER special events*waiting on BECKR@ fubar ☆ ♥ Dawn ♥ ☆ ♫ Rock Candy's ♫ Fu Wifey@ fubar ~Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~Founder of CIA~Club FAR/Team Love~The Pegasus Project~S.B.G~

My First Blog Post
I thought that I'd start a blog here, since I do that on the other site I'm on. It's usually full of my strange, neurotic thoughts. I sure don't put any effort into "selling myself", I show just how messed up I really am...so take me as I am. I'm still getting used to this place...so much flashing, blinking, scrolling. Am I too old for that? I have to shout out to my friend Kristine, who brought me here. I'd link to her, if I know how to do that here, or if I knew it was even allowed. Anyway....now that I'm here, guess I ought to enjoy myself, huh? Later...

Who I Am
Im a single mother of two amazing kids. I have a job and have worked for the same company for about 9 years. Now more about me, I love tattoos as you can tell. I like to go out and play pool, go bowling and just hang out with friends. My favorite place to go to is Moon River Inn. Its this great bar down in the town of Freeport. Im a great all around person.

1 Year At Fu-queen~it's Time To Get This Woman To Godmother!!
MZCABIBBW HAS BEEN FU-QUEEN FOR A YEAR... LETS HELP THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN GET TO GODMOTHER MzCaBiBBW *Proud Stalkee Of Ms. Sassy*@ fubar CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO HELP HER ON HER WAY ADD/RATE/FAN/BLING/CRUSH HER SHE RETURNS ALL LOVE PLEASE REMEMBER TO PRIVATE MESSAGE HER SO SHE CAN RETURN THE LOVE! THIS BULLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MS SASSY ~ PROUD STALKER OF MZCABIBBW Ms. Sassy{Shadow Leveler} Proud stalker of MzCaBiBBW@ fubar

[rinse, Lather]
I did not get a weekend. In fact, I think my stress has compounded. Solution- meditate until you pass out Hot shower in the freezing morning. Work your ass off for ingrates and spazzes. Repeat repeat repeat repeat die. That's all I have to say right now. I'm perpetually exhausted, my nightmares and flashbacks are pretty bad right now and I'm getting tremors again. Anyone wanna take wagers on when I start rupturing blood vessels, losing longer spurts of time, and having narcoleptic episodes? I mean... seriously, that's next. Got the screwed up stomach strangling panic attacks body/muscle/head aches I've seen it enough to watch it spiral into this. Before I'll know it I'm gonna start losing hours at a time instead of the occasional blip did I mention people are dissapearing from reality? Nothing serious but I'll see a woman with a great butt- turn and there's a group of three people where she was supposed to be I slammed on the brakes for a guy that ra

More Useless Information
Will you ever get a tattoo? have 7 want more! At the beginning of summer who did you have a "thing" for? absolutely no one at the beginnning of summer Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous? yes i will admit i have Where did you wake up on the January 1, 2009? chris's place How old will you be in 2009? 27 Do you have your future children's names picked out? i think i'm done having kids Who do you think is the hottest musician? aaron lewis and jared leto OMFG YUMMY!!! Is there anything you wish you could say to an ex? a lot of things for a lot of dif reasons What is the worst thing you have ever done? long drawn out drama i can't even begin to get into... but it would have hurt people if they had ever known Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a B? yeah Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? yes What are you doing for your next birthday? hopefully partying hard... probably at the pub Do you trust all of your

Love Expressed
Love is the most beautiful of emotions, and when allowed to flow freely, it can engulf you like an ocean. It can heal hurts and erase our darkest fears, It can make you forget your sorrows and stop your tears. Love can can give birth to new and wonderful dreams, and make your heart burst at its very seams. But love is meant to be shared, and when given to the one for whom you care; it blooms and only grows deeper and stronger. Til it overwhelms your souls and lasts longer and longer. If love is kept a secret and hidden away, it becomes tainted a little more everyday. Till it poisons the heart and sickens the mind, and makes it possible to be cruel and unkind. Love held back and not expressed, Blackens and turns poisonous. For love to survive and flourish between two, it needs to be expressed as "I Love You". Whether whispered in each others' ear, oh so softly; Or screamed from a mountain top, majestic and lofty. Winding around each heart, until they c

Cell Phone Survey
1. What is your current ringtone? Depends on who's calling 2. What is your current wallpaper? Tamara Lynn's Tree on their carport 3. Do you own a picture phone? Yes 4. If so, what was the last picture you took? When Meatball came inside soaked the other day 5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th text message says? "Can I put my contacts in real quick to show dad. plz?" 6. How many contacts do you have on your phone? OMG Lat I checked it was 98 8. Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone? Debbie 9. What service do you have? AT&T- Unlimited text, lotsa minutes, family talk 10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 5 11. Who's on your speed dial numbers? I don't do speed dial 12. Do you have voicemail? Yes 13. How many contacts that start with the letter J do you have and who are they? 4. Jacob, Jessica, Jim & Julia 14. Who do you call the most? The kids, Debbie 15. H

...
The night before the burial of her husband's body, Catherine Cathey refused to leave the casket, asking to sleep next to his body for the last time. The Marines made a bed for her, tucking in the sheets below the flag. Before she fell asleep, she opened her laptop computer and played songs that reminded her of "Cat," and one of the Marines asked if she wanted them to continue standing watch as she slept. "I think it would be kind of nice if you kept doing it," she said. "I think that's what he would have wanted."

Shittiest Game Of Tag Ever!
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Iwn WAY, WAY too many comic books. There's something like 6,000+ sitting in my upstairs closet. And yes I can recall almost all of them after reading the first couple pages. 2. I watch too much damn TV, but I love my DVR so very much. All CSIs, Battlestar Galatica, Dollhouse, Chuck, Iron Chef, Surviorman/Man vs Wild, Heroes, Knight Rider (new one), Fringe, Terminator, and The Office. 3. Stupid Mobster game on Facebook is a new addiction. 4. I'm a sarcastic prick. Deal with it lol 5. I've bartended for about the last 10 years of my life and still not a fan of people in general. Either

The Last Person Who
THE LAST PERSON WHO: 1. Slept beside you: Jacob 2. Saw you cry: Alma 3. Made you cry: Rusty 4. Went to the movies with you: The kids 5. You went to dinner with: Rusty 6. You talked on the phone: Alma 7. Said 'I love you to you and really meant it': Debbie 8. Broke your heart: Hmmmm 9. Made you laugh: Stephanie 10. You thought about more than 3 times a day: Todd, My dad, Uncle Russell

Stolen Ffrom Bounty
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'7" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Not yet but day is still young 3] Do you own a gun? no cause i'd be in prison 4] Rehab? i'm not a quitter 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yep 6] What do you think of your friends? love them 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? grandma got run over by a reindeer 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? starbucks vente mocha twist frap 9] Do you do push-ups? pfft no thats why im so soft 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? many times LOVE IT 11] Are you vegetarian? nope 12] Do you like painkillers? too much 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? all it takes is "ya wanna fuck" works like a charm 14] Do you own a knife? der COOKING 15] Do you have A.D.D. what? 16] Date Of Birth? 6-5-1970 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: sex painkillers and bountys hands 18] Name the last 3 things y

Useless Information
Do you take your phone to the bathroom with you? never What's one thing you've learned this year? that i can relearn what i used to know What did you do today? slept in, got over my hangover, played on the net, danced with my son Are you excited about anything major? excited... no Have you ever been a gymnast, dancer or a cheerleader? all of the above Where do you plan on living when you grow up? i refuse to grow up Are you ever purposely irritating? my goal in life is to annoy every person that i meet... but in a pleasant fun way hehe Do you prefer boats or planes? give me 4 tires planted firmly on the road thnx Do you think you'll be a good mother/father? i hope i already am Are you comfortable with your height? on rare occasions but not often Are there any posters on your wall? can't say as i do Have you ever been called a bad influence? yes i have Be honest, who have you texted today? i've text messaged only bu

I Will Be Gone For A While
I will be off fubar for a while. I will only be on to get rid of my 11's and won't have time to talk or do much more than drop my 11's. I am in the proses of moving and had my internet shut down. I have 7 slipped disks in my neck pressing against my brain stem. It makes my right arm numb 24/7 and I deal with pain daily. After I get settled into a new place I will set a doctors appointment for surgery. I am not sure how soon it will be till surgery takes place or how it will turn out, but I will return to all my friends here on fubar as soon as I can. I will miss everyone and be thinking about all the good times. Always thinking of you. Much love Ser William

50 Things About Me
1. What is your best friends name? Debbie 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? White 3. What are you listening to right now? Sublime- Caress Me Down 4. Whats your favorite number? 14 5. What was the last thing you ate? String Cheese 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green 7. How is the weather right now? Cold 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Alma 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, also if he smells good 10. Do you have a significant other? I have husband 11. Favorite TV show? NCIS, House 12. Siblings? 3 Brothers 1 Sister 13. Height? 5' 4" 14. Hair color? Blonde 15. Eye Color? Hazel 16. Do you wear contacts? Yes 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksgiving 18. Month? November...only because it's the prettiest 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? All the time 20. What was the last movie you watched? Uncle Buck...lol 21. Favorite Day of the Year? I

Stuffz
1. What is your best friends name? Eric, Monica & Tawnya 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? has to look...mint green 3. What are you listening to right now? TV 4. Whats your favorite number? 4 5. What was the last thing you ate? pizza huts new tuscani pasta YUM 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? blue 7. How is the weather right now? has to look..cloudy with some rain 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? my momma 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? man hands OMG love the hands *wink eyes and smile too 10. Do you have a significant other? nope 11. Favorite TV show? Biggest Loser I cry like a bitch 12. Siblings? 1 sis 13. Height? 5'7" 14. Hair color? blondish 15. Eye Color? come and fuck me blue 16. Do you wear contacts? no 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas santa is good to me 18. Month? June 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? there's always a reason 20.

Cell Phone Survey
1. What is your current ringtone? Me, Myself, and I 2. What is your current wallpaper? A picture I took at the UNC basketball game I went to. 3. Do you own a picture phone? I sure do. 4. If so, what was the last picture you took? The snow outside. 5. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th text message says? "Sounds like a plan! Can I watch?" 6. How many contacts do you have on your phone? No clue, but I know it's a lot. 8. Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone? My mom. 9. What service do you have? Verizon - unlimited txt, pix, and flix messages! 10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 4. 11. Who's on your speed dial numbers? My dad, my mom, Lexi, and Tim 12. Do you have voicemail? Well duh. 13. How many contacts that start with the letter J do you have and who are they? 38. I'm not listing them all. 14. Who do you call the most? Depends. Probably my mom. 15. How

Him
how is that i can feel something for someone without seeing his face? How is it that i can think of being with him so quick? Why is it that he is on my mind and his words echo though my heart? How can it be that my last thought at night and first thought in the morning are of him? Why do I dream of being with him yet i have never felt his touch? I can imagine my hand in his as we walk along the beach. I can imagine us sitting at the coffee shop across form each other. Looking into each others eyes as if no one else was there. I can feel his hand reach across the table and take mine. Just to hold me. I can imagine his arms around me as we watch a movie on the couch. Just being together. Enjoying the company we offer each other. Allowing the silence to speak volumes. How can I feel this without ever meeting him? I am not sure but I love it and look forward to the day when he takes my hand in his and we walk in the sand.

Black Metal Showdown!!!
This week we have Cradle Of Filth's Godspeed On The Devils Thunder album up against Dimmu Borgir's In Sorti Diaboli. Voting starts tonight and ends Sunday March 8th at 8 p.m. eastern time. Cast your votes now!!!

48 Things About Me
1. What is your best friends name? I don't have one, I refuse to play favorites with my friends 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Multicolored. 3. What are you listening to right now? The sound of silence 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? It was only 1 1/2 hours ago...I should remember this...uhm....damnit.....I forgot 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green 7. How is the weather right now? Almost perfect. A little on the cooler side but not bad 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? A client 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile, then eyes, then laugh, then personality 10. Do you have a significant other? Never again 11. Favorite TV show? Robot Chicken 12. Siblings? One older sister 13. Height? 6 foot-ish 14. Hair color? Brown 15. Eye Color? Shit Brown 16. Do you wear contacts? Nope. 20/10 vision 17. Favorite Holiday? Thanksg

Blah
1]How tall are you barefoot? about 6' 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. 3] Do you own a gun? Nope. 4] Rehab? Its for quitters 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?nah...they cant be any worse than mine 6] What do you think of your friends? Wat? 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? i have 2...the peace carol and when the river meets the sea both by john denver and the muppets...laugh i dont care 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee 9] Do you do push-ups? Oddly, my fat ass can, yes 10] Have you ever done ecstasy? nope 11] Are you vegetarian? only if its being eaten out of a cows stomach 12] Do you like painkillers? depends 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? my rugged good looks and boyish charm...ha ha no i dunno ask them why they like me 14] Do you own a knife? my dads pocket knife 15] Do you have A.D.D. nah i dont thi...oh look butterflies 16] Date Of Birth? ma

Stolen From Sasquatch Who Stoled It From Sherry Who Stoled It Fromper
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'11" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? No 3] Do you own a gun? Yes. 4] Rehab? no 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yes 6] What do you think of your friends? They are great but thankfully not many are as crazy as me. 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? silent night 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water sometimes coffee 9] Do you do push-ups? No, used to though 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? no 11] Are you vegetarian? haha umm NO 12] Do you like painkillers? No , I hate taking any medication 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? hmmm I dont flirt offline so umm nothing 14] Do you own a knife? Alot of knifes 15] Do you have A.D.D. Nope. 16] Date Of Birth? May 8th 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I wish I wasn't sick right now I had a great day Thankgod the kids are all asleep time to relax 18] Name the last 3 thi

Tlb
She has green eyes She has brown hair She sits beside me When I'm at the fair She has earings She has long nails She sits beside me Even when it hails She has elastics She has a dog She sits beside me Even when I blog Fin.

The Last Person Who
THE LAST PERSON WHO: 1. Slept beside you: Daniel 2. Saw you cry: My mom 3. Made you cry: My dad 4. Went to the movies with you: Daniel 5. You went to dinner with: My family 6. You talked on the phone: My mom 7. Said 'I love you to you and really meant it': My mom 8. Broke your heart: I've never entrusted it to anyone 9. Made you laugh: Big Spoon 10. You thought about more than 3 times a day: Quite a few people...

Toys R Us Update Part 2
I got a call from the whatever department at TRU that handles crazy moms. I nearly laughed the poor kid off the phone. I mean, as far as I am concerned, I won't get a straight answer from them. THEY ARE the company I have the problem with. Anyhow, the kid that called said that the order to stop selling the cards came in like 5 min after I entered the store. Theoretically, had I just run in, & bought them without going further in the store, we would have had them. He said an order came down--but he never did say from whom-- that the CDIC said to stop selling the cards until they do some "random testing for the safety of the public" on them. Are you joking? These are trading cards. Not painted toys. Isn't lead paint an issue? I did not hear that ink or mylar are an issue. These are cards printed in ink, wrapped in mylar & put on a bubble pack card for rack display. NO other toy in that line was pulled & the cards are for sale other ways on line. So, if the CDIS was truely thinking som

Mom Gets Pulled Over While Breast Feeding Newborn
Ok. Honestly this tops britney spears. Why would you drive and breastfeed at the same time? It's freakin retarted and stupid. The woman claims that feeding her child is more important...what about the childs saftey? If your child is screaming due to hunger while you are driving than pull over your damn car than whip the boobie milk factory out. Sorry if I seem rude; but I would worry more about getting in an accident and having my newborn fly through the window than feeding at that very moment. Come on girl have some damn commen sense.

Another
1. What is your best friends name? Haunani. 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? I'm not. 3. What are you listening to right now? Lie To Me...Jonny Lang 4. Whats your favorite number? 6 5. What was the last thing you ate? Chili. 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? PURPLE! 7. How is the weather right now? Cold. 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Kit. 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and smile. 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope. 11. Favorite TV show? Most HGTV shows. 12. Siblings? 1 sister and 1 brother. 13. Height? ALMOST 5'2. 14. Hair color? Auburn. 15. Eye Color? Green. 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas. 18. Month? October. 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I sure have. 20. What was the last movie you watched? Finally watch Hancock. 21. Favorite Day of the Year? July 31st. 22. Are you too shy to

I C I's.......
_Insane__Clown__Idiots_ in other words ici's (icky's-sounds like) I see them Thuggin' and causeing unneeded myschief. All that is doing is making it harder and more difficult for all the fam. And they piss me off when they don't see it. That is one thing no mutha facko wants.......Fam fightin Fam...it gets pretty U G L Y!!!!!!! And that is a fact. I am waiting and prepairing for that 15 minutes when the WORLD says, "___________" and it takes a J U G G A L O to stand and start the CALL....... (across the world, mountain top over and above all other mountain tops. Skipping across Oceans, like GIANT flat rocks), "Follow me I know the WAY!!!!!" chop....chop....swing....swing..swing......CHOP!!!!! MCL, in ways you haven't even dreamed of.....yet, CC.