I'll squelch any rumors about us, if you give me the time of day.
This will be NECESSARY ALMOST ALL THE TIME BECAUSE --
ALTHOUGH A MATHEMATICIAN, I HAVE FROM EARLY AGE BEEN UNABLE TO
KEEP TRACK OF MANY TIME ORIENTED THINGS, E.G. IS IT THE WEEKEND,
SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY? LOL.
I can't convert time for chatting with ladies
on the internet -- I just ask how many hours
from now do you want to chat again ?
I HAVE TO USE A WATCH, SO I HOPE IT DOESN'T BREAK. ALL THE CLOCKS KEEP KONKING OUT, SO
IT CAN'T GET AN ALARM WARNING OR WAKE UP CALL.
I HATE CALENDARS BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE
THEY ARE OR DON'T WANT THEM TO USE UP SO MUCH
SPACE ON THE WALL.
So I need an executive secretary to schedule
everything for me and tell me what to do ?
WILL YOU PLEASE ? LOL.
