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Song
Ask me no more where Jove bestows When June is past, the fading rose; For in you beauties' orient deep These flowers as in their causes sleep. Ask me no more whither do stray The golden atoms of the day; For in pure love Heaven did prepare These powders to enrich your hair. Ask me no more whither doth haste The nightingale when May is past; For in your sweet dividing throat She winters and keeps warm her note. Ask me no more where those stars light That downwards fall in dead of night; For in your eyes they sit and there Fixed become, as in their sphere. Ask me no more if east or west The phoenix builds her spicy nest; For unto you at last she flies And in your fragrant bosom dies. THOMAS CAREW

Another Lawyer Joke - Cute
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."

Redneck Friends (from Bullitin)
subject:Redneck Friends(repost) Hell YEAH!!! YEHAW!!! date: 2007-02-08 12:25:22 FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS

No Questions Please...
I've been doing some thinking for the past few hours... (I know, that's dangerous, but hey, I do think about things sometimes!!!) LOL Anyway, as everyone else does, I have some faults ... some I'm not very proud of and some that do nothing but hurt others, no matter how hard I try to keep those faults out of things, they still rise up and hurt... Recently, one of those faults rose up and hurt someone I care about... For this, I've apologized over and over again. Yes, I know, saying your sorry only does so much ... but I also know that all I can do now, is to prove how sorry I am ... and for what I've done, and for the person I care about, I will do everything in my power to prove it. I can only hope that the person that I've hurt, reads this and understands how hard it was for me to type this out for all to see... I also hope they realize just how sorry I am ... and someday, they will forgive me. So you see my friends, I'm not perfect, no one is ... but I also know that wh

Lawyer Died
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

Thrice Toss These Oaken Ashes
Thrice toss these oaken ashes in the air, Thrice sit thou mute in this enchanted chair; Then thrice-three times tie up this true love's knot, And murmur soft 'She will or she will not.' Go burn these poisonous weeds in yon blue fire, These screech-owl's feathers and this prickling brier, This cypress gathered at a dead man's grave, That all thy fears and cares an end may have. Then come, you Fairies! dance with me a round! Melt her hard heart with your melodious sound!- In vain are all the charms I can devise: She hath an art to break them with her eyes. THOMAS CAMPION

Fairy-land
Edgar Allan Poe (1829) Dim vales- and shadowy floods- And cloudy-looking woods, Whose forms we can't discover For the tears that drip all over! Huge moons there wax and wane- Again- again- again- Every moment of the night- Forever changing places- And they put out the star-light With the breath from their pale faces. About twelve by the moon-dial, One more filmy than the rest (A kind which, upon trial, They have found to be the best) Comes down- still down- and down, With its centre on the crown Of a mountain's eminence, While its wide circumference In easy drapery falls Over hamlets, over halls, Wherever they may be- O'er the strange woods- o'er the sea- Over spirits on the wing- Over every drowsy thing- And buries them up quite In a labyrinth of light- And then, how deep!- O, deep! Is the passion of their sleep. In the morning they arise, And their moony covering Is soaring in the skies, With the

Help Children In This Position! Please
I couldn't read this...but I reposted, My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, > > > >He s

Till 'cherry-ripe'
There is a garden in her face Where roses and white lilies grow; A heavenly paradise is that place Wherein all pleasant fruits do flow. There cherries grow which none may buy, Till 'cherry-ripe' themselves do cry. Those cherries fairly do enclose Of orient pearl a double row, Which when her lovely laughter shows, They look like rosebuds filled with snow. Yet them nor peer no prince can buy, Till 'cherry-ripe' themselves do cry. Her eyes like angels watch them still, Her brows like bended bows do stand, Threatening with piercing frowns to kill All that attempt, with eye or hand, Those sacred cherries to come nigh, Till 'cherry-ripe' themselves do cry. THOMAS CAMPION

A Dream Within A Dream
Edgar Allan Poe (1827) Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow- You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand- How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep- while I weep! O God! can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?

Bar Joke
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is d

Naughty Survey
Tell me ALLLLL about what you're thinking. ;) > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Favorite position(s)? > > 4. Do you think i'm hot? > > 5. Would you have sex with me? > > 6. lights on or off? > > 7. Would you have to be drunk? > > 8. Would you take a shower with me? > > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? > > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? > > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? > > 12. Condom or skin? > > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? > > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? > > 15. Have sex on the first date? > > 16. Would you kiss me during sex? > > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? > > 18. Three sum? > > 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? > > 21. Would you use me as a booty call? > > 22. Do you like foreplay? > > 23. What is foreplay to you? > > 24. Can we take pictures of the act? > > 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Fun
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Exciting/Exotic. Your exciting and exotic. You like to keep things interesting. You never try the same thing twice. Mixing it up is what you love to do, it keeps them coming back for more.

Lawn Gnomes: Placing Gaudy Ornaments Of Fear In Your Mental Garden
lawn gnomes....gardeners love 'em...the elderly adore 'em...and small children around the world are absolutely terrified by them. why, aside from scaring those little tots, would anyone enjoy plastic, petrified midgets wearing dunce caps in their yard? i want to know. if you want to know, join me as i venture deep into a metaphorical wildreness where a temple of truth awaits for us to explore and probably die in....temples have a lot of booby traps.alrighty...to first understand why lawn gnomes seem to be so cherished and beloved, you must first understand why children are deathly afraid of the hairy, dumb midgets. to understand why children are afraid, you must have the mind of a child....and alas, i have such a mind. you see, according to myself, children are frightened of lawn gnomes because they never stop smiling. nobody smiles all the time except for clowns, and children HATE clowns. if there's like a top five fear list, clowns is number one....it goes lawn gnomes, lima beans, gh

4 Questions
Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? It's Braille for "suck here". Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them

Alone
Edgar Allan Poe (1830) From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view.

The Marriage Test
The Marriage Test True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock

So Your Pissed Off With The Cowgirls &cowboys Of Ct Heres My Fucking Thoughts
WELL IT APPEARS AS SOME MEMBERS WANT TO BITCH AND MOAN AN GROAN AN COMPLAIN ABOUT THERE STUPID CONTEST WELL YOU KNOW THERES LIKE 50 + MEMBERS TO THIS GROUP ME BEING THE HEAD OF THE GROUP I TOLD YOU FROM THE START THERE WAS TO BE NO BULLSHIT ITS NOT WELCOMED NOR WANTED ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT IF YOU WANT HELP THEN OPEN YOUR FREAKIN MOUTH AS MOST OF US ARENT ONLINE ALOT DURING THE DAY DO A DANM BLOG OR COME TO ME OR OUTLAW ANGEL OR FIREMAN185 SOMEONE WILL BE MORE THEN HAPPY TO DO A BULLETIN FOR YOU BUT WHY SHOULD ANY OF THE HEADS DO ANYTHING FOR THE MEMBERS WHEN WE HAVE ASKED FOR SUPPORT AND HELP YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU ALL COME TO MY PAGE A DAY OR EVEN OUTLAW ANGELS PAGE BUT I SEE PLENTY GO TO THE THE THIRD IN CHARGES PAGE WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THERES 3 OF US. TAKE FOR INSTANCE ABOUT 2 WEEKS I SENT OUT A BULLETIN IN REGUARDS TO L/H COUNTRYBOYS LOSS I SEEN MAYBE 5 GO TO HIS PAGE AN LEAVE SOME SUPPORT NOW YOU ALL HAVE REALLY STARTED PISSING ME OFF FOR THE ONES WHO ACTUALLY GIVE DAMN AN READ

Cum And Help Ya'll
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Something Special For Soul Mates...
Heated hands massaging sensual warmth, Circular motions lubricating love ‘n lotions! Finger friction tenderizing nerve endings, Musical massaged body note movements, Rubbing motions locomotion lubrication. Slow-motion loving potion of devotion, Soul mate cold cream chilled hot flashes, Gels melting like cocoa butter patches, Tanning feminine spirit of sunshine notes, Promotion set-in-motion, for her rub ‘n mate!

A Message For The Manager;-)
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Omfg You Gotta Look At This!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey all this is my first contest and i really want to win. right now I am behind and could really use your help. Please come by and bomb the hell out of me. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537

For Shits And Giggles.
1. If your life was a little glass ball, who would you trust enough to give it to?: GIVE IT DAVID BOWIE IN LABYRINTH, HE SEEMED TO HANDLE THOSE GLASS BALLS PRETTY WELL..LOL. 2. Do you think our futures are already planned out for us?: HELL NO, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYONE CONTROLS MY LIFE BUT ME. 3. Do adults really understand teenagers?: ONLY IF THEY UNDERSTAND TO GIVE THEM MONEY, AND LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. 4. How often do you feel like you just need OUT?: EVERY FUCKING DAY. 5. What would you do if you found out someone very close to you (for example, boy/girlfriend you've been dating for years) told you they were a member of the KKK?: HIGHLY DOUBT THEY WOULD BE MY FRIENDS IF THEY KNEW WHO MY FAMILY MEMBERS WERE, AND MY UTTER HATE OF RACISTS. 6. Does the music you listen to effect decisions you make in your every day life? NAH, BUT THEY MAKE ME DANCE ALL FUNNY LIKE. 7. In the end, will we all be forgiven?: I HOPE NOT, SOME OF THINGS

When In Disgrace
When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes I all alone beweep my outcast state, And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries, And look upon myself, and curse my fate, Wishing me like to one more rich in hope, Featured like him, like him with friends possessed, Desiring this man's art, and that man's scope, With what I most enjoy contented least; Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising, Haply I think on thee, and then my state, Like to the lark at break of day arising From sullen earth, sing hymns at heaven's gate; For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings That when I scorn to change my state with the kings. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Climaxing Moment
Touches so soft, nerves needing the feather of intoxication, strokes of aroused pleasure, cuddling next to you. Vibrating breezes of massages, wrapped up in desires, surrounded exquisite beauty, beating music within two hearts caressing the night sky under a blanket of love. Whispers of words romancing, fragrance of romantic blossoms, tender moment of inter reaction, special bouquet of time, moisture of sweet tenderness, nectar of a sensual relationship. Velvet ripples of needs holding each other together bonding of two minds within sexual excitation never in a hurry to end the climaxing moment.

Quotes From History
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough. Abraham Lincoln

My Favorite Quote
Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceithed. Its never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleassure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. I love this quote. It explains alot for me.

Your Daily Smile Here
A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday", one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his Harley, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and he has missed work because of it. He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need. Worst of all, we can no longer cuddle and have intimate relations. He

Naughty Application
Tell me ALLLLL about what you're thinking. ;) > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Favorite position(s)? > > 4. Do you think i'm hot? > > 5. Would you have sex with me? > > 6. lights on or off? > > 7. Would you have to be drunk? > > 8. Would you take a shower with me? > > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? > > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? > > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? > > 12. Condom or skin? > > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? > > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? > > 15. Have sex on the first date? > > 16. Would you kiss me during sex? > > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? > > 18. Three sum? > > 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? > > 21. Would you use me as a booty call? > > 22. Do you like foreplay? > > 23. What is foreplay to you? > > 24. Can we take pictures of the act? > > 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

~~ Okay Hottiest Cuple For Valetines Contest ~~
~~ Okay Hottiest cuple for valetines contest ~~ Okay I need pics of couples for my contest. If you want to enter send me your link to your pic and i'll enter you. okay this contest will start on the 10th to the 14th . Yes only 4 days long. Couple who win will get both VIP gift and VIC gift + Dozen Roses. Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Shall I Compare?
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed; But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest, Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou growest; So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

A Peice Of Soul..my Valentine To You...
I opened the door this morning and left in search of happiness. As I drove away I looked into the rearview mirror and began to cry..Not able to stop I pulled my truck over to the side of the road trying to understand what it was that made me start crying like a lil girl. I then realized I was stareing into my own eyes,or should i say my soul. This was the first time in my life I had honestly faced myself and had to come to terms with what choices i made in my past.. I was still angry at the world at everyone; everything that had done me wrong.. Mad for the wrong reasons,and at the wrong people.Realizing I am the only person to blame for my ill-will, my unhappiness,my depression. Why couldn't I just let myself smile. I thought the world was against me. So I locked myself away from being loved;or even worse not being able to love..Then you came into my life. Beautiful smile,and always there to give me a little lick on the cheek.Which always made me blush,but made my head spin. Baby girl

Love Will Find Out The Way
Over the mountains And under the waves, Under the fountains And under the graves; Under floods that are deepest, Which Neptune obey, Over rocks that are steepest, Love will find out the way. When there is no place For the glow-worm to lie, Where there is no space For receipt of a fly; Where the midge dares not venture Lest herself fast she lay, If Love come, he will enter And will find out the way. You may esteem him A child for his night; Or you may deem him A coward from his flight: But if she whom Love doth honour Be conceal'd from the day- Set a thousand guards upon her, Love will find out the way. Some think to lose him By having him confined; And some do suppose him, Poor heart! To be blind; But if ne'er so close ye wall him, Do the best that you may, Blind Love, if so you call him, Will find out his way. You may train the eagle To stoop to your fist; Or you may inveigle The Phoenix

The Foreplay
In the touch of a caresses dancing inside you. I want to make love to you with tender words Reaching the deepest part of sensual poetry, Alliterating the clitoris of vibrating verse. So, so soft are the words massaging within desires That you sigh upon the delivery with anticipation Reaching upon that pinnacle of climatic delivery, Which climaxes feminine fantasy on wet dreams. All this and all I said was “Hi”, shaking your hand. Just imagine, if I hold you with words around you! Walking down the sensual path of adoring you so That you float upon clouds of romance blossoming. Then I would lay you down and kiss you so lightly That your heart would burst inside you wanting more. But I would hold back respecting the slow foreplay, As my fingers would trace over your bodies artistry. With you initiating, I would hold back, holding hands, Awaiting the full moon’s glow swaying into our music Creating the howl that would leave you climbing high Ba

Ahhh!!!!!
i think i am have a bit a bad luck this week first my cell phone got messed up and had to be without it a couple of days and the my laptop not working correctly and the stupid botton to lock my car with in not working!!!!! if any more of my thing decide not to work or worl as well please let me know head of time so then i can deal with it better!!! lol jk ok done venting!!!! lol ~*GaiL*~

Looks Like I've Fucked Up Again
Well looks like the ex was 100% right about me. No matter what i to, i Can never keep a friendship, always try and run it into the ground. I've done just that. I was completely honest with this person, not once did i ever lie to this person, and now it looks like we might not be friends anymore. I thought i was doin alright hiding how i really felt, tryin to be that good friend everyone wants me to be. well i'm sorry i'm not perfect. I'm sorry i let things out, i fucking knew better, I knew if i'de let it out this would happend, this person wanted to know soo i told them omfg getting it off my chest it felt soo good, Only now i'm regreting it 100%, I wish i could take it all back and not tell, just keepin my mouth shut, And just being there for this person as a friend. i'm sorry!!! *CRYS* ADD ON: WELL THIS IS AN UPDATE, WELL I'M NO LONGER FRIENDS WITH THIS PERSON BECAUSE OF SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING DUMB, THIS PERSON TOLD ME NO MATTER WHAT, WE WOULD ALWAYS BE FRIENDS, THEY JUST TO

What The Intials Ct Really Stand For.
Sure the easy reach is CT is for Cherry Tap, but if you do any comment/rating bombing it could stand for carpal tunnel. Careful clicking everyone. Take a break once in a while if your hand starts to feel funny.

Things I've Learned
Now that I'm going to be a daddy soon, I have been thinking of how I will screw up this poor kid's life by letting them follow my examples... so I have decided to compose an ever-growing list of truths I have learned over the years in order for them to quickly learn NOT to do what daddy does, and to follow his learned wisdom. 1. Your parents, for the most part, DO know what they are talking about. This was the first (and hardest) one for me to learn, personally. 2. Do NOT drink 3 cups of coffee before driving to work on days that you will get stuck in traffic. 3. Also, Milk and alcohol do not mix. EVER. Nor should you drink them even HOURS apart. 4. Kiss as many puppies/kitties as you can. They have a better grasp on life, and you'll need their friendship. 5. It's OK to borrow money- just NEVER from family OR friends. 6. You can never make action figures explode "cool enough" with fireworks, ever. It only leads to disappointment, and the depletion of valuable childhoo

Blonde Girl
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived .....and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down...and squealed..."YES! ES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral – Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men.....are men

Adios My Friend...
This is reposted from my yahoo blog and explains why I have not been around much... I woke up this morning with a small spring in my step. It was over 40 degrees and I decided to ride to work for the first time in over a month. I loaded the saddlebags with all of my work things such as my planner, lunch and the like. The ride in was pretty mundane but still appreciated. I get to work and open my work email first, then my yahoo email. And then, I see it....and loose all the air inside me when I realize ....I lost a friend. I have been riding for most of my life, since the age of 8 actually and have never lost a friend to the sport that I love so dearly. Today at approximately 1 AM Las Vegas time my friend Glen (everyone called him Gleno) was on his way home when a car pulled out in front of him. I don't know any other details than that at this point. I have been sitting at my desk all morning mostly in tears trying to absorb this. All the riders I know and love, ride daily with fu

Parents These Days
Here in Birmingham a woman left her 3 yr old son with her 9 yr old son. The house caught fire and the 9yr old tried to pull the 3yr old out of the blaze. She was charged with manslaughter for the death of the 3yr old. What I somtimes don't get is this, all of these ppl out there are having kids left and right while others can't have any. I am one of those who can't have any. I am blessed to be the mother of 3 children because of parents like her, but look at all the children who suffer because of these idiots out there who do the craziest shit. I have been a foster parent for 5 yrs and I have seen children that have been hurt so badly that there is no hope of changing them or helping them. It brings tears to my eyes to think that a woman who carried a child in her womb for 9 months and brought a precious gift into the world could do this. Things have a way of working out for the good in the end, but damn. I hate to see these children hurt like this.

First Blog!
Hey all! Thanks to those who are actually reading this things. I just joined CherryTap the other night and I am enjoying it so far. Thanks for the support. ATTN: Models - if you need a photographer in Ventura County, let me know!

Disclaimer...for People Who Just Don't Get It.
After my last post, I felt it necessary to do this so as to avoid further confusion. No, I'm not a man-hating bitch. No, I don't make generalizations lightly...or often. This blog is a storage place for the thoughts and feelings that I feel the need to unload for whatever reason. Maybe the emotions are too strong...or too destructive...or just too damn big for me to carry around inside of me any longer. Do NOT take anything I write in here as gospel. These words are me. They are my every breath. They are my thoughts, my emotions, my essence. You may find some of them beautiful and some of them ugly...some of them light and some of them dark. But that's all part of being human. There exists within us all a conflict between these two sides of the same coin. We are all two halves brought together to create a whole. And these words show that conflict within me. I write what I write because it makes things better. It's easier for me to let go of anger...or pain....w

Back Biting
I know that no matter where you work there's always back-biting going on in one form or another. Some days it seems worse than others. And the last two weeks have definitely been bad for it. What really gets me are the back-biters who one moment pretend to be friends and the next they're running everyone down who they believe is below them. Yep, I'm talking about a certain boss at work. She's no better than the rest of us, she just likes to think she is. So I took yesterday off to get some stuff done and because of a couple of appointments. All but this one boss understood. I didn't see any point in working for a half hour or so, leave an hour and return, only to turn around and have to leave almost as soon as I got back. It really would've messed up the paperwork. This morning I get there and am told by a co-worker that this boss was talking about cutting my hours if I call off again -- this pissed me off and I confronted the boss. She denied it, saying "I simply meant that, since

Valetines Sweetheart Kid Contest!
~~Valetines SweetHeart Kid contest ~~ I am looking for kid pics for my Valetines contest! Want to enter send me your link in my inbox and i will add your little sweetheart into my contest! most comments wins! you can comment bomb ur own pic! Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/14 So hurry up and get the pics in to me. Winners will win 2 prizes each. Thanks Maria Click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Magic Window
As a little girl I remember many hours of sitting on the windowbox gazing out into the world I wanted to be a part of so badly. Locked in that room for hours and hours on end was my punishment for asking.....dont ask...never ask. I could still describe the texture of the wallpaper and tell you where the floor was giving away considering its 100 year old some odd history. I remember day in and night out I would open the window and smell the breeze....watch the birds take flight from roof tops....I'd watch the sun come up and I'd watch it go down....The ground below a good 60 feet to the doom of concrete. However I did make it onto the roof's highest peaks on a few occassions. Hopeing I could reach the stars. Hopeing something would pick me up and take me elsewhere....that never happened. A hot summer night of 1998.....I lost control...I screamed out the window that gave me comfort....I wanted to be old and out of that house....I wanted to be free and loved and I wanted to see everyt

So U All Know
I DON'T COME ON MUCH ANYMORE...AND WELL TODAY IS FIRST TIME IN LONG. I SLIGHTLY REACHED MY LIMIT BY COMMENT BOMBIN MY LOVELY WIFEYS TATTY IN CONTEST SHE CLD USE ALL THE HELP POSSIBLE SO PLEASE DON'T B AFRAID TO SHOW HER SOME LOVE SHE CLD USE IT AN DREALLY WANTS TO WIN THIS ONE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND IT WILL TAKE U TO THE CONTEST PAGE THANX IN ADVANCE. === 'a lil **M.I.L.F**' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-08 10:07:58'.. > > contest started normal then was told (suposidly)by bulletin can comment bomb self well never seen it now fallin far behind PLEEEEEEEEEEASE HELP. if wlda known u can comment bomb self wld not have joined as myself think it is cheesy as hell.....*wink* > click pic and comment bomb pleae comments determin winner > >

Set It Free!
WELL EVERYONE HAS HEARD THAT OLD SAYING IF U LOVE SOMONE SET THEM FREE IF THEY RETURN ITS MEANT TO BE!WELL AFTER MANY LONG SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND MANY ATTEMPTS TO GET BACK ON TRACK NO NEED TO GO INTO THE DETAILS OF WHY I LEFT MY LOVE LETS JUS SAY HIS HEAD WAS UP HIS ASS OK ANYWAYS I LEFT IN AUGUST DIDNT SPEAK OR SEE AT ALL FOR OH ABOUT 6 MONTHS WHEN WE FINALLY DID SPEAK AL I HAD TO SAY WAS WHEN U GONNA GET THE DIVORCE AND WE CLEARED THAT UP.THEN NEXT THING I KNOW LIKE THE NEXT DAY OR MAY HAVE BEEN LATER THAT SAME EVE HE INFORMS ME HE REALLY DOESNT WANT ANYONE ELSE AND KNOWS HE WAS SUCH AN IDIOT AND HE WANTS ANOTHER CHANCE TO MAKE IT RIGHT SO BEING THAT THE ISSUES WE HAD BEFORE I LEFT R NO LONGER ISSUES WE R BACK TOGETHER.I WAS VERY SURPRISED TO LEARN THAT HE WAS COMING TO ME AND RELOCATING CUZ I EVEN LEFT MY HOMESTATE.IT WAS THE HARDEST THING TO DO ESP WHEN U LOVE THE PERSON WITH ALL U HAVE AND THEY WERE UR BESTFRIEND AND ECT BUT U HAVE TO SACRIFICE AND WALK AWAY CUZ SOMETIMES LOVE DOESN

Warning To Parents!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Confederate Starz Artist Mgt. Date: Feb 8, 2007 10:04 AM People, parents, family members and friends, FOX BROADCASTING and their new show DRIVE may put your kids in their grave before their time. THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL. Do not sit there and think I can't make a difference. It's going to take appoximately somewhere in The neighborhood of 40 to 50 million people speaking out against this show to stop DRIVE, FOX AND THEIR INSANITY FROM DESTROYING YOUR LIVES. FOX WILL BUILD DRIVES NUMBERS THRU ADVERTISING ON AMERICAN IDOL. I read an industry article today, FOX made no apologizes for their position that AMERICAN IDOL is making FOX BROADCASTING THE CASH COW OF NETWORK PROGRAMMING. Fox and their associates,do not care about the dramatic reality that they will unfold before your childrens eyes. DO NOT think it's OKAY, it's JUST ANOTHER REALITY SHOW, In Fox Broadcasting words, this show is sinister. T

Am Rising
I'm snuggled warm in my bed at I get this pressure feeling saying ya better get the #$*# out of bed or your going to have to be dealing with a mess in a mintue. So I wake up, and end up crawling on the couch with my little bit of fluff curling up on me. This made him extermely happy. I'm extermely unhappy at this because I was sleeping very hard at the time and woke up to my lower back doing the HI I AM HERE with very loud pokes to the nerves. Mornings. BAh humbug.

Dedicated To The Men/women Who Serve And Have Served Our Country
Glitter Text Maker Layout Codes Layout Graphics Comment Image Source Weapons There are many types of weapons But the ones that hurt the most Are the weapons made of memories And the deadly midnight ghost Not all wounds are red and bloody There are wounds that touch the mind These are wounds that always fester They're the never healing kind Why are we who've done our duty Plagued by wounds that never heal Made by weapons of our memories Which are worse than lead and steel Glitter Text Maker Layout Codes Layout Graphics Comment Image Source The Memorial We tried,we tried,Oh God we tried So we could be here too And walk around remembering And look for names we knew Our lives were lost so far away Upon a distant shore But we are here in memory As you read our names once more Remember us,Remember us Although we're truly gone Remember us,as we once were And not just names in stone Glitter Text Make

Twist Of Fate...
It's always when you are in the dark that a light comes and shine trough.... I have been sick, I mean really sick.... Been in and out of the hospital for my heart. It's been scary. Not knowing what is going on and if you need surgery or not. And the worst part is when the Dr told me that I couldn't have children because my body wouldn't handle it and it could kill me... I felt like dying... The only thing that I was hoping for, my dream was taking away from me... Then, a miracle happened. My Dr. called me back this morning saying that they have found a way to heal my heart. A way that leaves no scaring tissue, no scar... And it will give me my dream back! A little surgery that will fix the hole in my heart, that will stop the pain in my chest... A little surgery that will give me back my life!!

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? > > > > > > > > > 2. Would you let me pull your hair? > > > > > > > > > 3. Would you whisper in my ear? > > > > > > > > > 4. Would you talk dirty to me? > > > > > > > > > 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? > > > > > > > > > 6. Would you say my name? > > > > > > > > > 7. Would you go down on me? > > > > > > > > > 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? > > > > > > > > > 9. How many rounds would we go? > > > > > > > > > 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? > > > > > > > > > 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? > > > > > > > > > 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? > > > > > > > > > 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? > > > > > > > > > 14. Would you want me to take my time? > > > > > > > > > 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? > > > > > > > > > 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? > > > > > > > > > 17. Where would

Spirituality
What happened to my stability I ran so far so futily Instantly vanished from nothing Yeilding that which cannot be I cannot escape a tendency To bathe in pure infancy Different breathes of mortal land Leaving nothing for my hand Mutated metaphysical genes Yeilding that which cannot be Feet planted firmly to the ground Even when i'm not around I suck it down deep within sin Down to marrow wrapped in skin Time stays still yet mind forgets Reaching out where nothings left Reaking order from somewhere else Twisting visions of myself Let me go and leave me be I'll not concede to misery Take your hate in all it's glory This is the end to a tainted story

Cyclops
So good to meet you It's taken so long I'm so glad it's over Why'd it take so long No rules or walls Cant help my pitfalls Time stays so stagnant Take action on pity How long has it been I've missed you so much When will this be over I've cried so much He came out to watch you play And witnessed you running away He only wanted to play Instead he watched you run away Too many tears without intention I hope this was not your redemption How many tears to own your attention You may think that this is redemption I thought that you were hiding You thought that I had run away I swore that you were fighting You simply just went astray

What Goes On Inside My Head Now...
Since I have had my hysterectomy mornings are a bit ruff but otherwise I have good days now.Other than my emotions that is.I cry over nothing lately and it has been breaking my husbands heart.He says when I cry it is like I am in pain because I cry so hard.And I am often snapping at others for no reason.My emotions are like a basketball real bouncy.I also get what are called hotflashes.I can be sitting down and all of a sudden my body will feel like it is on fire.This is whats going on with me now.Its called menopause and its not fun.

The Next Step...
So my time off work is coming to its conclusion. This does not mean that my rehab program will be discontinued; I will now have both on my plate. I have been off work now for almost a year…11 months to be exact…. In that time I have had many positive accomplishments and many set backs…that is the nature of my situation. I am glad to say though, that the positive moments, far out weighted the negative times. I have gain strength in many different aspects, which will only make further goal that more attainable. But the biggest achievement is I am walking!!! Can’t go wrong there… that was the whole point of this time... This time off has forced me to do a lot of soul searching. I have had to ask myself the hard questions that I would rather leave unanswered. It’s amazing how you can start out at the beginning of a journey with one goal to complete, and along the way you start finding out answers to questions you didn’t even know you were concerned about. I have also uncovered quest

The Remedy
Is this all There should be more There was so much more I remember Yet it escapes Slips through my fingers Slides past the cracks It's not desire I don't want it I fucking need it Nothing's subtle anymore So desensitized to everything Leaves me so... detached You want me to feel something I want to feel anything

Untitled
Untitled pain and life, they question me is there and answer, there has to be to end this suffering to end this hurt they’ll bury my body in the dirt spread it across my broken bones wish me a prayer and send me home

Dilema
Something is coming An unbalanced equilibrium Desensitize me, please Rape me of my feelings... And unbalaced emotions Wouldn't it be safer How could logic include Setting up faliures Could I possibly learn How to fall any harder Opinions don't yeild intellegence Only build walls But I would not want it Any other way Analytical eyes separate us From logic and reason My mind trembles To reveal such truths Listen... beyond hearing Questions unimportant Life is the fact

Did You Know This About Teen Dating Abuse???
Groundbreaking Research Provides Clear Evidence That Technology is Taking Teen Dating Abuse to Disturbing New Levels, Yet Abuse Remains Hidden From Parents? Thursday February 8, 9:00 am ET WASHINGTON, Feb. 8 /PRNewswire/ -- A new survey on teens and dating abuse released today reveals that an alarming number of teens in dating relationships are being controlled, threatened and humiliated through cell phones and the Internet with unimaginable frequency. The research also reveals disturbing data that a significant majority of parents are completely unaware of this type of dating abuse and the dangers facing their teens. Among the many findings: Teens report dating abuse via technology is a serious problem * 71% of teens regard boyfriends/girlfriends spreading rumors about them on cellphones and social networking sites as a serious problem. * 68% of teens say boyfriends/girlfriends sharing private or embarrassing pictures/videos on cell phones and computers is a

A Man Of Knowledge
A Man of Knowledge How was I supposed to know That learning is such a war To know is to teach And to learn is to reach I battle with the truth Wide awake, with fear, and respect Much like war In the beginning I'm so obscure My intent so vague I knew absolutely nothing Of the hardships of learning In time, and with patience What was expected Was not yeilded My purpose a battlefield Fighting this mounting fear A trecherous enemy Cunning, invisible, and unyeilding Yet, I've traversed too far To concede and be consumed To defy your fear Is to harness it And fuel your intent Making your purpose less obscure I've dispelled my fear Things could not be more clear I see with new eyes And walk with assurance A clarity so blinding I learn no more I yearn no more Patience shows how close This clarity scrapes a mistake And beyond this is power The strongest most direct enemy So easy it would be To concede to such an enemy And to wander the

Your Release
You and I alone, beneath the stars finding ourselves . . . learning each other, touching for the first time gently, timidly our tongues searching tasting each other your hand caresses my neck tenderly sliding to my breast your tongue follows, licking softly sucking, fondling my nipple I run my fingers through you hair as you travel back to my neck my face, my lips I skim my nails down your body searching . . . then finding quietly I gather my hand around you feeling your length I stroke you, sensing you grow my overwhelming desire builds I have to taste you I run my lips down you my teeth scraping delicately licking. . . until I close my mouth around you . you fill me with yourself your flesh within me I take my time exploring enjoying you your movements, your pleasure, your excitement becomes mine the need to satisfy us both consumes me I feel your body trembling for relief closer closer until you can no longer contain. . . .

Ummm...
This is taking alot of getting use to right now! Almost overwhelming with all the stuff on here lol ummmmmm...... I cant wait to move to VA ASAP!!!!!!! Need to get the damn money saved up first though! WEEEE... ok so I think I am done...

Updated Blah Blah
i hat elife .im depressed. im sexually frustrated. im losing grip.i can handle alot of pressure.but, sometimes i just need someone something there for me without there hand out without something in return , ya know i dont know what the hell im talking about about must be getting close to that time of the month ,i dont know . im really seriously considering turning bi or lessi idk men just dont seem to be cuttin it or maybe im fucking with the wrong ones what do u think.any advice .... maybe its me i got to thinking . ya know im not perfect .im a independepent self spoken no shit taken bitch really i can be fucking so nice but if you are a person who dissrespects me or mine or a friend right in front of me , oh yeah my temper and mouth and attitude totally take over and your picking your ass up off the ground ,i dont start shit i dont look for trouble.some people are just natural born assholes and haters. i need a man who dont take no shit who is also kind and has values ya know kids

A Touch Never Felt
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

Former U.s. Attorney Says He Was Ordered To Resign
Former U.S. attorney says he was ordered to resign 07 Feb 2007 Former U.S. Attorney John McKay told The Associated Press on Wednesday that his resignation last month was ordered by the Bush administration, which gave him no explanation for the firing. "I was ordered to resign as U.S. attorney on Dec. 7 by the Justice Department," McKay, who had led the department's Western Washington office, said in a telephone interview from Washington, D.C. "I was given no explanation. I certainly was told of no performance issues." http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/6420AP_WA_US_Attorney_Seattle.html

Iran To Strike U.s. Interests If Attacked
Iran to Strike U.S. Interests if Attacked 08 Feb 2007 If the United States were to attack Iran, the country would respond by striking U.S. interests all over the world, Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said Thursday. http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6401799,00.html

Higher Raven
HEAVIER THAN HEAVEN HIGHER THAN GOD THIS BLACK ANGELS WINGS WERE CUT OFF THE RAVEN SREAMING NEVERMORE LOVING YOU IS LIKE SUICIDE SLOWLY KILLING ALL THE DEMONIC PAIN RAIN DROPS FALLING ARE BURING MY FLESH I FALL TO MY KNEES TO PRAY BUT A SINNER CAN'T PRAY LOST WORDS BEING SOADOMIZED LIKE A PREACHER TO A YOUNG BOY DAMNING A PURE SOUL WHILE HE SCREAMS HELP ME, FORGIVE ME ITS OK HE CAN'T HURT YOU ANYMORE TELL IT TO SOMEONE THAT BELIEVES YOU

This Land Is Your Land
This Land is Your Land: Why the Preservation of Natural Resources is important for the future By: Tim Danos In the song This Land is Your Land, Woody Guthrie sang about the importance of the protection of our inherited land. By singing, This land was made for you and me, he describes the state of how humans have acquired the worlds natural resources and how mankind is just as much a part of nature as the smallest ant. Just as the evolution of technology is exciting, it can also be damaging to the balance of biodiversity in surrounding habitats. However, by setting goals and regulations, the needs of the diversity in an environment can be done without damaging the American economy. Throughout the 20th century, leaders in the United States have shown that the preservation of our resources can intertwine with the needs of industries. Theodore Roosevelt was the first President to effectively regulate in support of the environment. President Roosevelt declared fifty-one wild bird r

Stop The World. I Want To Get Off...
The past few days have been interesting to say the least and although I don't care to describe it any further, I will say this...men suck. I'm not just singling out men either. A lot of things suck. Such as cold french fries, the fog that has hung over my neighborhood for several days threatening to send me into a downward spiral of depression and exhaustion, calls from your kid's school where the first words you hear are "I'm sorry to have to inform you of this but...", flowers dying no matter how much you water them or try to keep them pretty, the stuff that's in the Tupperware container at the back of my fridge, and the taste that's in your mouth at the end of a night of hard drinking...you know, the one that makes you look around for the cat that shit in your mouth while you slept... No...I'm not singling men out. I'm just saying they suck more than any of these things... They call us confusing, but they're the ones who never know exactly what they want. They're the ones who run

Giving A Little Redit Where It's Due.
I was going t write a blog in an effort to bring more of my friends to this contest I'm in to comment bomb me... but I changed my mind... Not about the blog, or even the contest, but about who you vote for. It occurs to me that the winner of these things is determined by how many friends they have, and how much they pester them, and I don't think I want to pester mine. I don't much care to win either. It brings all kinds of points to the host, who very nicely offered to put me into her contest, and so that's all I hope for. She is after all my friend too. What I've decided to ask of you instead, is to click the link, go to the whole gallery, and show some love for the guys who aren't getting much. They deserve it too you know. It all works out for the hose in the end, and you just might make one of these guys feel better about himself. I'm pretty self confident, and it makes my life richer. Imagine giving that gift to somebody else? Ok, getting all preachy and self righteous

Blonde In The Snow
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car a while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said tha

Brady Quinn
Introducing the next great NFL Quarterback... Notre Dame's Brady Quinn: Best of luck, Brady! Thanks for four great years and congrats on earning your ND degree and an impending huge payday as a First Round NFL draft pick. Go get 'em! (Yes, I do sord of envy the young studly man) ;)

Vampires Promise
Vampires Promise She came to me Every night for a year. Sometimes in my dreams, she would call to me Promising immortality. At other times. She would creep through my window one hundred feet from the ground Alabaster skin and hair raven black. A vision of beauty professing love for me Regaled with tales of a thousand years Of love to stretch to eternity Tempting me to surrender my mortality A paltry price my soul In exchange for eternity by her side I professed my love Agreed to the price When her fangs broke my skin erotic fire lit me from within MY body rigid with bliss as my heart began to slow fear began to creep in in those last moment as i began to die I realized The bitch lied

Oh No That Aint Good !!!!!!!
hey all i am now behind in the classic beauty contest i could really use your help please. so if u have just a minute or two that u can spare from your busy day please come by the contest and show me some cherry love. And please if u are reading this please repost it thanks. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537

Love, Or Lust Story?
Being an attractive asian woman, I get a lot of men approaching me. I'm only about five feet tall, but I'm in great shape. My tits are small and firm, my hair is black with red highlights, and I've got a pretty sexy mouth, if I do say so myself. Add to that the fact that I'm thirtyfive, but don't look a day over twenty-one. So I had my share of offers. But the one thing I really wanted - and had never gotten - was a black man. I had heard, like everyone else, that black men had really big dicks. And while I wasn't one for stereotyping, I found the image of dark skin against light very arousing, and I wouldn't have minded a nice big dick either. When I met Rikki in Riverside in March of 1996", I was all over him in a heartbeat. I think I kind of surprised him, coming on so strong, but I wanted him bad. He was much taller than me - about six foot two, with skin the color of the earth, broad lips, and big, strong hands. It had taken a lot of sweet talking to get him to ge

To All The Great Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "S

Adult With Pet Contest Is Closed Winners Are.....
~~ Winners of the Adult with pet contest are.....~~ 1st Place is...... Wins Silver Motorcycle and Dozen Roses with 6000 comments 2nd Place is...... Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses with 4243 comments 3rd Place is...... Wins Men's Bracelet and Dozen Roses with 508 comments 4th Place is...... Wins Diamond Earrings and Dozen Roses with 462 comments I want to thank everyone who was in the contest for doing a good job! thanks maria

American Beauty
I just saw it yesterday on DVD, never having gotten around to watching it all these years it existed. And what a completely wonderful movie it is. Many of the things said by the characters felt very close to me. The scene where the drugselling son of this military-guy shows his video of the little plastic bag dancing in the wind to his girlfriend and his word accompanying it, really got me choked up. Because I know the feeling: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is going to cave in." (Alan Ball)

My Ct Downfalls - 4 All Please Read
Hi everyone! I am so overwhelmed by the response to the bulletin that Vannatastica put up about me. I am loving it but I have to warn you of my CT Downfalls! I hope you will understand. 1) I have an ancient PC and can't afford a new one just yet. I am very low on virtual memory and I move like a snail around this place. So it takes me a LONG time to get caught up on returning all the Cherry Love! 2) Because of my health issues, I have a terrible memory. I may need you to remind me if you have rated a lot for me and I owe you a bunch of ratings in return. Right now, I am at least a day behind!! The easiest way to remind me would be to send me a private message. THANKS to all of you that do this for me. 3) I'm one of these that is absolutely TERRIBLE about voting in contests and reposting things in bulletins. My health causes me to be slow as it is and I am unable to keep up with a lot of things around here. Those 2 things are something I usually avoid. I've made a ve

White Lines
WHITE LINES ALEXZ JOHNSON I tried to tell you Ive got to get away I tried to say I need my space I got to get some Distance in between My heart and my head Im on the razors edge Ive been here before I know the way White lines And headlights in my eyes White lines Im ready to drive all night White lines How many till Im in your arms White lines Will bring me home I held you in My arms last night I dreamed we were Riding on a star I kissed you and The sun began to shine In dreams I can do anything It seems like Im on my own It feels like Im losing it all White lines And headlights in my eyes White lines Im ready to drive all night White lines How many till Im in your arms White lines Will bring me Seems like Ive been here before I know the way Seems like Ive been on my own So long So long White lines And headlights in my eyes White lines Im ready to drive all night White lines How many till Im in your arms White lines Will

Revamping The Texas Criminal System (repost Of Austin American Statesman Article)
Because I study criminal justice, these article just fascinate me at times. Tell me what you think about the article.... Kat Lawmakers look to revamp criminal justice system Rehab, treatment programs could expand By Mike Ward AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF Thursday, February 08, 2007 Billed as the biggest shift for Texas corrections policy in years, proposals to greatly expand rehabilitation and treatment for convicts have made headlines for months as legislative leaders grapple for a way to avoid building expensive new prisons. A month into the legislative session, the massive reform bills have yet to be filed. And they probably won't be either, say lawmakers pushing the changes. "Most of the changes we want are already allowed in current law," explains House Corrections Committee Chairman Jerry Madden, a Plano Republican. "We're going to do most of (the reforms) this time through (the) Appropriations (Committee)." For the first time in decades, a drastic cultur

Bud Break
This one goes out to the Cali cherries out there, although in general some of what I say is applicable to all parts of the country. Yesterday I noticed the first wisps of green escaping from the buds of my Anna/ EinSchiener/ Dorsett apple tree. This moment is called bud break and in most parts of the sountry this happens in spring. Here, of course, if the trees actually waited until Ostara, they'd be in deep kimchee by August with a full load of fruit and 110 degrees out! So, what exactly is bud break, and why do some trees drop their leaves and grow a whole new set every year? In most parts of the country, this is absolutely essential to getting through the winder. No apple tree is going to survive a blizzard with all of its leaves. This is why they drop them in fall-- they basically go dormant-- hibernate. The buds are carefully sealed from the elements, and dormant. Giberellins help prevent the bud from sprouting-- breaking. How long the bud stays this way is determined by

It's February 8th!!!
Alright, this is only important to me and one othe person on Cherry tap, so guess what, I'm going to rant and rave about it anyways because I'm so excited! Offically one year ago today I met the man that is now my fiance for the first time! Wow it's really hard to believe we've been together for a year and now we're taking the plunge to get married because well, we want to spend the rest of our lives together. So much has happened in so little time! Wow, I'm getting married to a man that I've only known a year, but someone who I feel like I have known forever. Yes, I'm very happy, and plan on having a wonderful day today. It's sunny outside, there's a big pile of fresh fluffy snow on the ground, and la de da de da, I'm in love.

How To Make Your Girl Smile..
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy) 2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. 7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 8 . Write her notes. (she loves them) 9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. 10 . Play with her hair. 11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. 12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. 14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16 . Give her piggyback rides. 17 . Bring her flowers 18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 19 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 20 . Let h

Hi All
to all my friends and family and fans,, im heading away for a week on a much deserve r and r and i will chat wit ya all when i get back,, in the mean times take a looksie at my sis,,, link on the bottoms,... add her or rate her.. peace... jea suzie@ CherryTAP

Snow-klahoma"
SNOW-klahoma" Sing with me! Sing along with me, SNOW-klahoma, where the cold fronts sweepin' down the plain; And the piles of sleet beneath your feet Follow right behind the freezing rain. SNOW-klahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Travel home from work and hope some jerk Doesn't wreck our car in passing by. We know we belong to the land But it could use more salt and more sand! And when we say Yeeow! Ayipioeeay! We're only sayin' you're slick as snot, SNOW-klahoma! SNOW-klahoma, Oy Vey!

A Positive Light
A positive light Every fear you feel is coming from you. All your thoughts of negativity are being created in your own mind. And because of that, you can be free of them. For it is you who ultimately decides where your mind will go and what it will hold. Your thoughts are not caused by anything outside of you. They are the result of the way you've chosen to respond to life. If your thoughts seem to be holding you prisoner, remember that those thoughts are of your own choosing. You can always, at any time, make a different choice. Simply imagine being free of your fears, and suddenly that's precisely where you are. Fill your mind with positive, empowering thoughts and you'll quickly crowd out the thoughts that bring you down. Reality is as it is, and you can choose to see it in any light you wish. Cast a positive light on life, and you'll connect yourself with real success. -- Ralph Marston

Touch My Heart
Touch my heart and I'll touch yours With a gentle word or two, For kindness bears the sweetest fruit That makes our dreams come true. Touch my life with tenderness And fill my cup with love. Share my dreams as I share yours Beyond the stars above. Take my hand as I grow old And lead me when I'm blind. Show me that you really care… Good Friends are hard to find. Touch my heart and I'll touch yours A little more each day And then we both find happiness Somewhere along the way.

Redneck Social Etiquette
1. Never take a beer to an interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-haul to the funeral. Dining Out 1. When decanting the wine from the box, make sure you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to 'bruise' the fruit of the wine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your hands. Entertaining in Your Home 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are. Personal Hygiene 1 While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this job should be done in private using one's own truck keys. 2. Even if you live alone, deodorant is not a waste of money. 3. Use of proper toiletries can only delay

12 Reasons To Smile
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wou

Mirror Mirror On The ... Floor ?
The restrooms in our office building are very stylish and polished. White walls, soothingly lighted. The floors are made of black artificial marble that's quite reflective. What does that tell us ? That the architect never tried to use one of his bathrooms. One could say that looking at your naughty bits in a mirror that you are standing on is not that disturbing, even when using a bathroom. But the walls separating the pissoires from the toilet were not going all the way down to the floor but had a nice gap, supposedly for cleaning purposes. But that meant that if you were standing and relieving yourself outside, you could watch the poor guy sweating and moaning inside, reflecting on the floor under the separating wall. And he could check out your package ... or lack thereof. I don't know how the girls saw this in their restrooms, but after a few days of having moved in here, we got nice and polished white boards screwed to the bottoms of the separators. No more cheering up

Ten Rules For Being Human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate someth

The Week Just Gets Better
if ya read my last one you'll know what i mean i've done my line of work for almost 5 years now and have never hit any service at all yet this week i hit an electric cable sending 18000 volts running through the machine i drive. and today i hit a BT(british telecom phone line) so for the second time in a week i had the obligatory drink n drugs test man i think i need to find a new career anybody need a PIMP?

How Good Is It?
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm Hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Husband: You don't love me anymore. Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. Husband: Please...come on Wife: Alright, I'll do it. Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! Wife: There! Are you satisfied? Husband: Oh, yes. Wife: Is it up far enough? Husband: Oh, that's good. Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself. Now -- what were you thinking ? Yeah i know..all the dirty minds trying to get past mine

Religion - Part 4
i was suprised to hear that Michael Jackson had moved to Jordan and converted to Islam. I'm not suprised he found faith with all the trouble in his life, but I was sure he would convert to Catholicism and apply for the priesthood. (Ok - even I'll admit that was baaaad)

Poetry
My fears, my dreams, my hopes My fears, my dreams, my hopes they are what make me. But they are not always as they seem to be. I am let down time after time As my fears become reality my dreams are shattered and my hopes were never there My fear of betrayal of being alone is beneath the surface waiting to come forth My dreams of a perfect life of having it all become nonexistent when I took my fist step and proceed to fall My hopes for the future for having whoever I desire were not there becasue I recieve no desire in return Why does life seem to have a way of letting you down on each and every day? I want some answers to help me out so my dream, my fears, and my hopes may come about.

Eight Words With Two Meanings
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female..

A Special Place
:*I have a special place*:·.? ?.·:*deep within my heart;*:·.? ?.·:*It's not very big*:·.? ?.·:*but it's the most important part...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*It's bright and cozy,*:·.? ?.·:*quite warm indeed;*:·.? ?.·:*There is no anger,*:·.? ?.·:*nor regret, nor sorrow;*:·.? ?.·:*It's full of joy*:·.? ?.·:*and thoughts of tomorrow...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*Colored with charm*:·.? ?.·:*yet never greed;*:·.? ?.·:*This spot I've saved so carefully*:·.? ?.·:*to share with but a few;*:·.? ?.·:*It's full of happy memories*:·.? ?.·:*the ones I keep of you...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*This precious place within my heart,*:·.? ?.·:*I've set aside with care;*:·.? ?.·:*to hold on to every special moment*:·.? ?.·:*of the friendship that we share...*:·.? (¸.•´? (¸.•´) ?.·:**:·.? (¸.•´?¸¸.•¨¯) ?.·:*You are a priceless treasure,*:·.? ?.·:*just in case you didn't know;*:·.? ?.·:*You mean so very much to m

Immigration Overpopulation In U.s.
We all know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. A while back there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor named Victor Hansen Davis talked about his Latest book, "Mexifornia," explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream. Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States. He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee ob

She'd Give Anything
She's waiting for someone who could turn her life around, Someone who could make her feel, The way she used to feel, but he never comes. She dating, but no one that she cares to talk about. And all the flowers in the world Don't amount to much: what she wants is love. And she'd give anything and everything to fall in love. Just this one time, she'd like to find, What she's been dreaming of. She can find someone to hold her, But that wouldn't be enough. She'd give anything to fall in love. Now she's looking just like she'd rather be someplace else. Staring across the bar, lost in herself, Will he ever come? 'Cos she'd give anything and everything to fall in love. Just this one time, she'd like to find, What she's been dreaming of. She can find someone to hold her, But that wouldn't be enough. She'd give anything to fall in love. She's gonna keep on making wishes; She's gonna keep on being strong; She won't settle less than true love; She's gonna keep on h

Come On, Girls.....
I HAVE BEEN SEEING THIS SHIT ON BULLETINS ON MY PAGE FOR A WHILE NOW....POSTED SAYING NO GIRL DESERVES THIS Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than ANYTHING! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'l l be home from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mo

Poetry
Hidden Tears My hidden tears Start when I raise To another day of disappointment And demise My Heart falls quick My blood grows dry My head starts to hurt And I wish I could die But I won't because I'm yours and you are mine But do I know what to do Sometime But those tears The tears that I shed in the night Blind me with fright Sometimes I pray but always inside That someone may take me away Because I am afraid of losing you What awful heart break That would be for me So I pretend not to care And push the pain aside For in the darkness is where my soul hides

Actual Writings From Hospital Charts:
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Note: patient here-recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when given an enema by mistake. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Ti Amo (goes Out To Someone Special)
To have To hold To feel your touch This is all I ask Is this too much? To feel your thoughts Is all I can do Waiting for the day I can be with you My heart it longs My eyes they weep Can't wait till I meet you To sweep you off your feet The phone, the cam, the text It's never enough I am sorry if showing you my love Is way too much Wanting to hold you To be in your life Wishing that someday I can call you my wife Love like this comes around Only once in a life For this I can't give up I must begin to fight. He is not worthy of having you I might not be either But this I must say Ti amo Or in english I love you

Romance
It all started in the motel I was staying in. I had just got done getting all pimped out when there was a knock at the motel door. I knew it was you. I answered the door and there you where standing there looking just so stunning. I was taken back by your beauty. Your hair was all done up. You had a sexy pink shirt and a little black skirt (short but not sluty short)on. I invited you in. There where two chairs in the room. You sat in one while I went and got some bottled water I had bought earlier. We talked for a bit. I said to you “You really look absolutely beautiful. You smiled. “You have a beautiful smile too" I point out, you grrrred me. “You want to go out and do something?" I asked. “No" Was your reply. “Well lets go lay on the bed, it is much more comfortable. I said. “We can watch some T.V. and just chill." So we did just that. After a minute or so I asked you “Well do u have to go home tonight and if not, would you spend the night with me?" You replied with such a sweet vo

Help!!!!!! Thier After Me
ok guys my competition is catching up I am asking ya to come bomb the hell out of me its the cherry tapper way besides u get double cherry points so why not help me out pleeeeeeeease. ok here is the link http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537

Good Quotes!
"You aren't going to be his first, his last, or his only, he's loved before, he will love again, but if he loves you now what else matters? He's not perfect, you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking of you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break...so don't hurt him, don't change him, don't expect more than he can give. Don't analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there.. love hard when there is love to be had." "just because he doesn't love you the way you want him to, doesnt mean he's not loving you with all he has" dont EVER take what you have forgranted because it could all be gone before you know it...

Chowboys Update
Your new Dallas Cowboys head football coach will be Jerry Jones. Uh, I mean Wade Phillips. Wade has promised to keep the seat warm while Bill Cowher enjoys his one year sabbatical. After careful examination it was discovered Wade's ass could accommodate Jerry's hand the best, thus making press conferences easier for the team. It's getting so good you can barely see Jerry's lips move.

What Do You Want From Me?
What do you want from me in this time of transition? What will be your final decision? Am I just a roof and a warm bed for now? Until she says "come back" and you start again somehow? You spend your days pretending it'll be alright But pass out in my bed each night. The tables have turned, now I've become her And you fight to become the couple you both once were. But where do I fit in? Will there be any room Or will the end come for me way too soon? Your heart is full of hurt I see it in your eyes The alcohol doesn't numb it No matter how hard it tries You miss them and it tears me apart Do I have any piece of your heart?

Us Fears Iraqi Insurgents Have Better Missiles As Helicopter Is Downed
US fears Iraqi insurgents have better missiles as helicopter is downed 08 Feb 2007 Fears that Iraqi insurgents may be using either improved missiles or better tactics mounted after the fifth helicopter in just over two weeks was shot down by an anti-aircraft missile north-west of Baghdad. The US Sea Knight was hit yesterday killing all seven people on board, according to an Iraqi air force official. http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2248779.ece

Just A Little Talk
Been here for about 3 months. I've met some nice people and some not so nice. I don't know what is wrong with the system but sometimes I go to pages and leave messages and comments and later I get questioned why am I visiting and not leaving a message. I've been pegged a perv. This is hurtful. I don't understand why my messages aren't going thru but I am in fact leaving them. I am considering just leaving the tap because of this. This has occurred with more than one person. So I am taking this serious. I do admit to having a little bit of a voyeristic thing about myself. However, I will let you know I was there so that I don't come across as if I am sneaking doing anything. If for some reason anyone feel that way about me let me know I will stop coming by your place. I am not a stalker and a total perv. All I want is friendship and someone to talk to from time to time. I don't think that's asking for too much. Funny thing is that people are stopping by my page also and not leavi

Problems Stall Pentagon's New Fighting Vehicle --costly Amphibious System Not Meeting Expectations
Problems Stall Pentagon's New Fighting Vehicle --Costly Amphibious System Not Meeting Expectations 07 Feb 2007 After 10 years and $1.7 billion, this is what the Marines Corps got for its investment in a new amphibious vehicle: A craft that breaks down about an average of once every 4 1/2 hours, leaks and sometimes veers off course. And for that, the contractor, General Dynamics of Falls Church, received $80 million in bonuses. http://www.consumerwatchdog.org/energy/pr/?postId=7346

Rehearsal Jitters
Some of you already know this, but I've been cast as the voice of a creepy and vulgar ventriloquists' dummy (no puns please) in an upcoming movie called "11 Colonels ATTACK!". I'm not bragging. One of my close friends is the writer and one of the producers so nepotism happens, I guess. I've had the role for over a year now (through many rewrites and changes) but it's getting very close to "showtime" now. In 2 weeks, the producers, financers and the whole cast (including some known actors from L.A.) will be in town for full-blown rehearsals. With behind-the-scenes documentary crew and the whole nine. The real deal. And so I am getting a little anxious/nervous. Not because of the fact that it's becoming more of a reality but because of how much of a stretch it is for me to get into this character. For example, imagine having to say the following line (yes, an actual line from the script) in the voice of a greasy puppet: "It's like a car crash in there. A car crash with hot

Dream Lover
Kelley woke with a start. "Where am I", she thought. Looking around nothingwas familiar. It looked like she was in a trailer and older one but none the less a trailer. How did she get there she didn't know. Last thing she remembmer was seeing Duke come up to her. Duke was a guy Kelley seen some aroudn their small town. He's the best looking guy in town and every woman wanted him. The last thing Kelley remembered was him! He was talkign to her and she remembered his hand coming out to her and then nothing. She must have fainted. No food for a few days woudl do that to you. No one knew that Kelley had no food and was living out of her car and when possible freinds homes. "I told you no! That is final!" came an angery voice in the hall. Kelley crept to the door of the room she was in. It was unlocked. Good. Down the hall she crept till she foudn the room she was looking for. In that room were several men she didn't know and

Oral Positions
(haha i'm on a roll today) ok what's ur favorite oral positions? for a BJ, i LOVE a girl on her knees. either with me standing or sittind in a chair. my next fav is her on top of me in a 69 blowing my mind. when i'm eating a girl out, i like being next to her in a T formation. this is also nice cuz then she can jerk me off while i do it. i also am more than willing to get on my knees with her laying or sitting with her feet up to open up that pussy area. i do like being on top of 69 for licking her tho (head's not as good up there tho). so what's ur fav's?

On Turning 31..
Honestly I felt older earlier this week and I definately feel older than I did when i truned 30. I know that would seem to be obvious but when I turned 30 I didn't feel it like I did this week, or even today, wehn I turned 31. A lot has happened this past year, let alone the past 4-5 months and even more will happen. Perhaps that's why I really feel it? Unless things change for the better here (getting a serious gf) I will be heading back home to Chicago in October.

Clawfinger-out To Get Me
They're out get me,I can't escape cos' they won't let me They won't forget me,They'll get me in their grip and sweat me They'll wait me out,and then move in under my skin They'll make me doubt,They're out to make me let them in I can't escape them, there's nowhere I can run and hide Make one mistake and, that's when they work their way inside They'll try and take me, they'll break me down and suck me dry I can't' let them shape me, they'll make me up and make me cry They're out to get me I wan't to leave but they won't let me out They're out to get me I wan't to leave but they won't let me out They won't forget me They'll get you in their grip and sweat me out They're gonna hit me, cuff me up and then bullshit me Then they'll outwit me, dress me up and make it fit me They'll lock the door now, Keep it shut and throw away the key They'll turn the lights out, What no one knows, nobody sees [Chorus ----------------------- I think they're out to get me.

Exxon Record Profits Also Shows Company Took Less Profit In Run Up To The Election
Exxon Record Profits Also Shows Company Took Less Profit In Run Up to the Election --Exxon, Shell and Marathon Oil Slashed Q4 Refining Margins to Temporarily Lower Pump Prices, Group Says (The Foundation for Taxpayer and Consumer Rights) 01 Feb 2007 Exxon set the record for the largest annual corporate profit of $39.5 billion last year... The Foundation for Taxpayer and Consumer Rights (FTCR) said today's earnings reports show that industry leaders cut domestic refining profits in the run-up to the November election in order to lower gasoline prices, very likely hoping to influence the mid-term election. The nonpartisan group is calling for Congressional investigations to determine whether Exxon and others manipulated the market to affect the election. http://www.consumerwatchdog.org/energy/pr/?postId=7346

Evryone On Cherrytap Who Shown Me Some Love
I want to say thank you to all those who have given me such a warm welcome!!! Thank you all for the profile rating, the photo rating and the cool user comments. I'm starting to get the hang of this so expect some comments from me sayin' thanx!! Much Love To All, ~Dani~

Never Take A Man Shopping!
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping, his letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to Feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpet

I Don't Want
I don't want your money I don't want your fame I just want to hear you say my name I don't want your bills I don't want your life I don't want to hear you talk about your wife I don't want your sorrow I don't want your pain I don't want to live without you But I don't want things to remain the same I don't want to miss you In the dead of the night I don't want to compete for you Or put up a fight I don't want to be sad When you walk out that door I don't want to be lonley for you anymore I want you with me I want you by my side If we are in public Or if we have to hide

Oral For Girls
how important is it to u to orgasim when a guy goes down on you? i know myself, once a girl start sucking me, i'd rather cum in her mouth than get in her pussy. why? cuz after i go, gimme a min and i'll be ready to fuck that pussy :D. but when i go down on a girl, i don't wanna stop. sure i might be hard as a rock, but i'd rather lick her into O-blivion that stick it in. cuz i know once she goes that way, i can wait a sec, and climb inside and start banging away. so girls, how important is it to u to cum from oral, and how do u like to do it? would you rather start oral and then have him inside before you cum, or cum then have him inside?

Good Shit...i Love It!!
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any different

How Many Times....?
....do YOU get off in one sitting? i don't mean back to back, i mean before you go and get into something else (ie: eating, errands, chatting, etc). for me it all depends. mostly how much time i have when i'm feeling really 'frisky', but sometimes i have time i just don't FEEL it ya know? for a while there i was going twice in a sitting, so far today it's only once, guess i'm not FEELING it. my max when i've had sex was 4 times, but that was only once, my dick felt like it was gunna fall off! it's usually once, but there is a good amount of time when i fuck her twice. i know girls u multi-orgasim, so i'm curious what's your 'typicial' number of O's?

Letting Go
She'll take the painting in the hallway, The one she did in jr. high And that old lamp up in the attic, She'll need some light to study by. She's had 18 years to get ready for this day She should be past the tears, she cries some anyway Oh oh letting go There's nothing in the way now, Oh letting go, there's room enough to fly And even though, she's spent her whole life waiting, It's never easy letting go. Mother sits down at the table So many things she'd like to do Spend more time out in the garden Now she can get those books read too. She's had 18 years to get ready for this day She should be past the tears, she cries some anyway. Oh oh letting go There's nothing in the way now, Oh letting go, there's room enough to fly And even though, she's spent her whole life waiting, It's never easy letting go. Oh oh letting go There's nothing in the way now, Oh letting go, there's room enough to fly And even though, she's spent her whole life waiting, It's

News Flashes For Everyone!!!
Got a news flash for everyone that I might not be online tomorrow and trying to get a new program on my comptuer which I am getting a Window Vista on it exchange from Window XP so good luck to me and will see ya all when I come back online love ya all the CherryTap ladies muahhhhzzzz OXOXOXOX ;-)

You Light Up My Life
So many nights, I'd sit by my window; waiting for someone to sing me his song. So many dreams I've kept deep inside me. Alone in the dark till you come along and you... Light up my life. You give me hope to carry on. You light up my days and fill my nights with song. It can't be wrong when it feels so right cause you....You light up my life.

Missing You
i've been living my alone trying to get you out of my life but after all this time i can't help myself but miss you you're once a dream that came true an illusion that turned to reality but suddenly, things turned differently the way they used to be untill such time i have no choice but to let you go you're the reason for my sleepless nights coz you keep stayin' on my mind i can't help myself from crying coz i'm missing you so much all the pain & sadness are bound inside my heart all the memories are still preserve in my mind i miss you so much coz i can't hide the fact that i'm still inlove with you my life will never be the same again now that you're gone i'll be trapped in this loneliness forever unless a girl like you will bloom into my life again.... I thought this was a letter I would never have to write, I hoped my tongue was something I could bite. I've realized its just something I cannot do, Here are my feelings, just a few. First, I'm

Dont Be Mean
Freedom isnt free.....be greatful for the men and women that are willing to lay down their lives for it.It doesnt take much to say thank you,a hand shake or even a stamp to send a letter to some one you dont even know.never forget the ones that put their life on the line for OUR safety and way of life

Best Family Contest Closed Winners Are....
~~ Winners of the Best Family On CT Are......~~ 1st Place Family is...... Wins Corvette and Dozen Roses with 5094 comments 2nd Place Family is...... Wins Silver Motorcycle and Dozen Roses with 4828 comments 3rd Family is...... Wins Men's Bracelet and Dozen Roses with 860 comments I want to thank all the familys who were in my contest we did have fun right! thanks maria

Love Lost
I once fell in love with a guy Who I thought would never lie! A letter I wrote, made me feel like a dope. Confessing all my emotions When all I wanted was your devotion. A letter finaly came Could I be sane? It was the answer I was seeking My hopes were peeking. Time passed My hopes were dashed. I was told you loved another My world went asunder. I thought I would die, Instead I WILL SURVIVE!

Could I Request Some Help Please?
COMMENT BOMBERS REALLY APPRECIATED!!! I will give gifts to those who help! 10,000 comments and I will win a 7 day blast! I can't afford one at the moment, and I've been wanting one for awhile, so please help me out! And I will help bomb anything you post also, like I try to always do! Thanks and please repost!! Seana

Dangit
Some of you know but lately I've had an ear infection, well its gotten so bad I'm gonna have to go into the hospital and have my ear drained. I have to be knocked out and whatever and may even lose some hearing afterwards. kinda bummed...

Job Hunting Spell
Thursday, February 8 Job Hunting Spell ~Boudica~ Color of the day: Crimson Incense of the day: Coriander The best time to acquire a new job is in the first three months of the year, when you will find more opportunities and most likely be hired. If you are job hunting, examine your resume, polish it, and get help if you feel it is not up to standard. There are many websites that offer advice on resumes, and there are books available from the library as well. Draw a pentacle with your finger on the resumes you send out. It will bring you luck. And if a job strikes you as perfect, a few gold or yellow candles lit for the opportunity can only help. Local newspapers offer daily job opportunities. Network with friends and former workmates. A positive attitude will help you find that perfect job.

The Reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it Will Explain Alot
Goooooooooood Afternoon Cherrytap people!This is Boondock Saint comming to you live from where i was before!lol.Now u all must be wondering where the hell i have been.....welllll......a few weeks ago i found out that my hours at work have been cut because of our sales...not that got me really really really pisssed off!but its good now so im ok...........the reason why im not on anymore is because my roomate decided to move her computer all the way down to the liveing room so therefore i cant go on the internet anymore and im defently not goin back to wireless(i tell ya it has a conspiercy theory for me!).and the only time i get to go on is when shes not home!Soooooooooooooo im not dead,im just not on 24/7 like back in the old days.So im goin to say my Hey and hello's now and i miss you all:(:(:(:(:(:(:( For Lia-"How i wish,how i wish u were here!:(:("..............."Hello there the angle from my nightmare....................Well i was down at the new amesterdam staring at this yello

These Are Good Ones !! Lmao
************************************************************************************ Today's Joke: When Hallmark Writers Have a Bad Day My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you; How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. Looking back over the years That we've been together, I can't help but wonder... What was I thinking??!! Congratulations on your wedding day! (Too bad no one likes your spouse.) How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an ugly baby??? I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... I never believed in Hell till I met you. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... that you're not here to ruin it for me. Congratulations on your promotion! Before you go... Would you like to take this knife ou

Superbowl Commercials....
Here's a few funny Superbowl commercials in case you missed them (as sent to me via email from a friend)... Snickers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHkoZ7ngAM0 Bud Lite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0B3maUK0E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRfQmWibq8A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670X2MCWzK0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxC8zycxa4g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13g-9C9Qo4Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me_4Z_EQ100 Careerbuilder.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCsLITgWzTI Taco Bell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd9aj7X5f1Y Doritos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YJbbA_4TfQ Hope you enjoy some of them..

Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to

Little Davie
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" ****************************************************** Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?" ****************************************************** A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew

Bill Gates V. General Motors
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way Computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the Computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we Would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving Cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in th e road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You Would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut Off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could cont

New Taxes
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. Wh

Part !
Stranger Things Could Happen The night has finally come, after waiting for what seemmed like a life time of penence, My dreams were about to be realized. Dreams might be too weak a word, lets go with fantasies. Wishing for someone who could do for me my darkest desires , was like wishing for the earth to tilt another direction. At least that is what it seemed like to me, years of giving but never receiving. Giving others fantasies that they will never forget, but when would it be my turn? Or was I strange, was I one that's desires were too complicated and too taboo? Guys, well, they were scared of me. Subsequently, I had decided that I would never find the one who would venture to control me, in any way. Lifes mysteries were weighing down on me, never finding what I need or receiving my share of fulfillment. I had made a pact with myself, starting tonight I would act demure and sweet. Several times in my life I had tried that same thing, it never worked, only brought me aggravation

You All Rock!
I want to thank everyone for all the sweet comments and the get well cards, messages and gifts. The amount of well wishes was overwhelming and wanted to take a minute to tell you all how much it meant. You all rock!!!! What a great support my friends have been. I will heep you posted! hugsss and smoochessss! Crystal Ice

Help Me With This Please
just wondering, do people have an ounce of honesty or their conscience has been kidnapped and duct tapped in a corner somewhere. I replied to personal ads and I get answers like,"you seem like a really sweet guy, I think we could get along well, do you have a picture" And when I do send it they respond back,"you look really sweet and nice but your not my type". Now how can someone go from being really into you one second, and turned off by the next? In my reply to the ads, and as my profile states, trust, honesty,communication, and respect. Do you have to be a certain color or creed to date in a certain area? I been asked questions like, "didnt you pump my gas the other day ?", or "hey arent you that cab driver ?" Or the favorites I love are ,"Hey wheres Osama? Arent you his driver". "Didnt you talk to me to help me fix my computer?" No one can answer these questions so :help: : One, I am born and raised out here as a non practicing catholic, I know nothing about my backgrou

St Baldricks
Ok people i mentioned earlier i was doing the St Baldricks thing this year!! And as promised i am! Heres the link to my site where if you choose you can make donations to help support childrens cancer research, and also give me bragging rights for raising the most money My Individual page where you can see my before and after pics and if you want to you can also donate: http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/shavee_info.html?ShaveeID=3240# And the link to St Baldricks main Page if you just want to check them out: http://www.stbaldricks.org/ Thanx Guys and Gals! If you have any questions feel free to send me a message in whichever forum you are comfortable and i will answer it or do my best to get you the answer!! The Children Thank You too!!!

Battered
NO MORE VIOLENCE , NO MORE PAIN, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE, DO I LOOK LIKE A PUNCHING BAG, SOMETHING TO HIT, I'VE COME TO THE POINT WE'RE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. HIT ME, SLAP ME , KICK ME WHEN I'M DOWN THE SMILE ON MY FACE IS NOW A PERMANENT FROWN, YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME WITH EVERY PUNCH, YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME, AS I LISTEN TO THE BONES CRUNCH. I AM AFRAID TO LEAVE, AND YET AFRAID TO STAY, AFRAID FOR MY LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY, AFRAID THAT I HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG, AND KNOWING THAT I'M NOT VERY STRONG. AFAID TO LIVE, AFRAID TO DIE, AFRAID OF EMOTIONS, AFRAID TO CRY, SO I WILL BUILD A WALL AND BEHIND IT STAY, TILL THE ANGELS COME TO TAKE ME AWAY. WHO DO I TURN TO, WHERE DO I RUN, OH MY GOD HE HAS BOUGHT A GUN, I HAVE NO FAIMLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS WILL I HAVE TO SUFFER ALONE TILL THE BITTER END. SOMEONE HAS TO SEE, SOMEONE HAS TO CARE, OH DEAR GOD I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE, I CAN HEAR HIM COMING, I WANT TO RUN, BUT INSTEAD I GO FOR HIS GUN. I DON'T

Whatisyour.................................................
Favorite adult web sites you look at? I am just curious I enjoy looking at porn and various web pages, not only to get ideas but for other reasons as well. Please tell me and give links of your favorite ones kisses

Everyone Hungers For Something...even If It's Only A Grilled Cheese Sammich.
I've been thinking a lot about wants and desires. I had a conversation with someone last nite that brought this whole subject to the forefront of my mind. It was one of those really deep spiritual conversations where you just feel...connected to something bigger than you...some vast database of information that you have the ability to delve into. It's the same feeling that I get when I'm writing and I'm on a roll. It's as if I'm touching a part of my brain that lies dormant most of the time...shaking it to wake it up. And now it's wide awake...ready to take on the world. We're gonna define the word DESIRE: 1. To wish or long for; want 2.To express a wish for; request ...but I think it's more than that. Desire can be all-consuming. It can, if unfulfilled, eat away at your soul. Everyone wants something. It could be wealth, fame, happiness, world peace, love, hell...maybe even just a grilled cheese sammich...mmmmm grilled cheese. Most of us don't reveal to the world our deepest desi

Stand
Stand lyrics You feel like a candle in a hurricane Just like a picture with a broken frame Alone and helpless Like you've lost your fight But you'll be alright [Chorus:] Cause when push comes to shove You taste what you're made of You might bend, till you break Cause its all you can take On your knees you look up Decide you've had enough You get mad you get strong Wipe your hands shake it off Then you Stand, Then you stand Life's like a novel With the end ripped out The edge of a canyon With only one way down Take what you're given before its gone Start holding on, keep holding on [Repeat Chorus] Everytime you get up And get back in the race One more small piece of you Starts to fall into place Ooohhh [Repeat Chorus] My new mantra on life. i will everything i can to live like this!!!!

New Daily Motivation!
Thursday, February 8, 2007 A positive light Every fear you feel is coming from you. All your thoughts of negativity are being created in your own mind. And because of that, you can be free of them. For it is you who ultimately decides where your mind will go and what it will hold. Your thoughts are not caused by anything outside of you. They are the result of the way you've chosen to respond to life. If your thoughts seem to be holding you prisoner, remember that those thoughts are of your own choosing. You can always, at any time, make a different choice. Simply imagine being free of your fears, and suddenly that's precisely where you are. Fill your mind with positive, empowering thoughts and you'll quickly crowd out the thoughts that bring you down. Reality is as it is, and you can choose to see it in any light you wish. Cast a positive light on life, and you'll connect yourself with real success. -- Ralph Marston

Hey Sweeties
I was trying to give my friends comments today but my pc keeps freezing up. Not sure if its cherry tap or my pc. so I thought I would leave you all a cute comment here on my blog today.Have a good day sweeties...Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Work
Damn... If I had another job or source of income to fall back on I'd walk today. Yesterday was indeed the worst day in a long time. When I first started here Diane and Jan figured I wouldn't last a week. Customer Service (esp when it's over the phone) is really harsh. I've been here two years and stuck it out much to everyone's surprise. I've had more people yell at me, insult me, swear at me and hang up on me than I have at any other job. Yet for all that I take it with sarcastic humor and occasional trips to a concrete wall that I like to hit. It's very rarely that you'll see me upset (at least, visibly) at work. But yesterday seemed like an unending stream of such people. I actually snapped at Nickey after the second hang up while I tried to hide the tears that had sprung up out of frustration. I went home, cleaned a bedroom like a madwoman and then burst into tears. I didnt' drink, even though I truly craved it. I figured it was a bad idea to drink when I was

Inside My Mind
Inside Your Mind. 184 unique Q's.Inside Your Mind.What do you like about yourself?:I like how well I cope in a difficult situation What do you dislike about yourself?:Lack of confidence Do you have any special talents?:Lol my tongue is talented What are some of your hobbies?:Making random films Do you accept your anger?:Kinda Do you accept your sadness?:No Do you accept your worry?:Yes Do you accept your confusion?:Yes Do you accept your anxiety?:Yes Do you accept your fear?:Yes What is difficult for you?:Talking About You.Favorite color?:Blue/Black/Red/Purple Favorite song?:Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold Favorite band?:Avenged Sevenfold Favorite movie?:Freaky Friday Favorite teacher (past or present)?:Mitch Favorite book?:Harry Potter Favorite thing to do?:Making people laugh Second favorite thing to do?:Going to the cinema Favorite website?:Chapter Four Do you like your looks?:lol eh Do you like your body?:NO Describe yourself.Length of hair?:Medium length-ish Color of hair?:Dark b

Your Eyes Are Like Summer
on spring's eve I'm waiting for the summer to come but I know it will take a while until summer is done a whole summer's sunshine is shining in your eyes heart-warming bright all the time in the ever blue skies spring will be a time of waiting time for love to become real based on recognition, based on frendship the best things a man can feel spring's eve is lying quietly in the cream-white moonlight waiting for the spring to be here waiting 'till the sun shines bright on spring's eve we can already feel the heat of summer's sun on spring's eve we're waiting paciently for our summer to come on spring's eve we're waiting for the summer to come and we know it won't take long untill spring is done

Your Sweet Kisses
you did something to me. but you don't know you don't know exactly what you did my mind, my feelings, my heart, my body you will never know you kissed me, you kissed me again, your sweet kisses, your soft kisses, don't think i don't see it because, i'f seen your eyes when you kissed me, stop,stop please never stop kiss me again. i just wanna do it over and over again if you want to???

Insanity
Break the silence Release the disease Unleash the desire That brings me to my knees Cold hearts wander violently As they trickle through society Lonely people coping Controlled contemplations Contorted expressions Fearing to yell No more Break the silence Break the silence Release the disease Unleash the desire That brings me to my knees Festering thoughts brought to the surface Need not be uncovered any longer Out they come Full throttle Speeding screaming Bleed it Feel it Yell it Break the silence Release the Disease Unleash what plagues me I will bring you to your knees Lifted now Weightless No desires left to burn No controlled contemplations Or contorted faces burning No fear to yell I broke the silence Here I come Broke the silence Released the disease Unleashed the desire Now I am on my feet (9/10/05)

Women In Charge Classes
WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its "EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!" The course covers two days, and topics covered include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step guide with slide presentation. TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR. Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics). DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL. Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum. DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASH? Group discussion and role play. HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER

Have You Ever?
Have you been in this Position? Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time. A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger

1st Blog
Hey everyone... This is my first blog here on cherrytap and I was just gonna shout out to everyone and say whats up? I'm sittin at the house bored...should be sleeping bc i just got off of the graveyard shift but eh...lol well hit me up l8terz Love, Stephy

Family Pic Contest Come And Join.....
~~ Okay I'm doing a Family Contest ~~ What I want is a family pic like parents with kids or grandpraents with grandkids a family photo. Winners will get both gifts again.....1 VIP gift and 1 VIC gift. 1st Family is...... with 1 comments 2nd Family is..... with 1 comments 3rd Family is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins. Rates breaks ties. Send me your pic in my inbox and i'll add you to the contest! Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will run 2/9 thur 2/16 thanks maria Click on pic to enter! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Woah!
I'm sitting here minding my own business and my cell rings and it comes up unavailable so of course i don't answer cuz i typically don't answer those calls so the first time i don't answer then they hang up n call me again n i'm like ok guess i'll answer here it was an FBI background investigator LOL i was like great wtf did i do now? LMFAO Here he was calling for our power plant n then of course i'm thinking great they are after me cuz i'm behind on my bill hahaha then he proceeds to tell me that he's doing a background check on my ex....cuz the job my ex does once a year they go do work for the power plant and its like very very high security and they do all kinds of checks n stuff...well all the guy wanted to know what during the times my ex was laid off from work n had gaps in his work history what was he doing? lol i guess they just wanna make sure people weren't selling drugs or make sure u weren't out of the country training to be a terrorist lmfao! but yeah kinda freaked me out

The Wedding Day
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." The groom leaned t

Adult With Pet Contest Ends Today At 5 P.m. Central Time
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 5881 comments 2nd person is...... with 4199 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 462 comments 5th person is...... with 385 comments 6th person is..... with 171 comments 7th person is...... with 120 comments 8th person is...... with 110 comments 9th person is...... with 7 comments 10th person is...... with 7 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Motivation
I just don't have any lately. I don't sleep at night because my stinking ankle hurting. I'm lucky if I sleep for an hour without getting up because it hurts. I need sleep. Well.. I need other things too.. but I will settle for sleep. So somebody come pull my butt up off the couch and push me over to the computer to do my work..lol I need to work on a redesign of 10 sites for one customer. Not complete redesign, just laying things out better. The sites were fine when we did the originals back 5 years ago, but screen resolutions and changes to browsers cause some issues. I've got 4 or 5 other projects going on too. Business is picking up a lot. I need a good assistant.

I Been Thinkin
well i am once again pregnant && i jus finally got my own place so im movin out my moms this weekend... it will be hard maybe i guess but i think i can do it the only bill i ever had to really pay was my phone bill so i think i can manage my bills and take care of my responsibilities... i want to thank all of my cherrytap friends for leaving me comments even though i havent been on here && commenting u guys... i really appreciate it, it makes my feel like i really do have people out here that do care && my mom && my fiancee has been my biggest support && i love them dearly... without them i dont think i will be were i am today...thank u guys for reading my blog && taking time out ur day to leave me comments

Best Morph Contest On Ct.....need Morph Pics To Enter Into My Contest
~~ Okay I'm doing a Best Morph Contest! ~~ In this one will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places but everyone will get a prize. Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/16 Send me your link to your pic to my inbox and i will add you. Remember you can comment bomb your own pic one with most comments wins! thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Please Understand
>> >My dear wife. >> > You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, >>being >> > 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you >> > and I value you as a good wife. >> > Therefore, after reading this letter, >> > I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will >>be >> > spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the >>Comfort Inn >> > Hotel. >> > Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight." >> > When the man came home late that night, he found the following >>letter on >>the >> > dining room table: >> > "My Dear Husband, >> > I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my >>being >> > 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind >> > you that you are also 54 years old. >> > As you know, I am a math teacher at >> > our local college. I would like to inform you that while you >>read >> > this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of

Excited About Marriage
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes. Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?' Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.' Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist: 'All kinds.' Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? ' Pharmacist: 'Definitely.' Jacob: 'How about Viagra?' Pharmacist: 'Of course.' Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?' Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.' Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?' Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.' Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?' Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.' Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our

Life In The Fast Lane
Well last night was a very very busy night for me. With the Grace of GOD and my persistant work 3 lives were saved last night. One a 2 yr old child, a 16 year old, and a 56 year old. Stranage but that song "Jesus Take The Wheel" came to my mind. All 3 are doing well and recovering. Now I am off till Monday Night...so I am going to relax and enjoy my life for the next 4 days. CHEERS TO ALL OF YOU!! HAPPY THURSDAY!

Diet--a Repete ( Worth A 2nd Look)
Purina Diet I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog...... Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified

Female Ejaculation?
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; its not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the female prostate, or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled dur

Cat Contest Is Over On The 14th
~~ Cat Contest ~~ I am looking for cats for my contest. First cat contest on CT! Best Cat on CT contest! 1st Cat is...... with 1200 comments 2nd Cat is...... with 883 comments 3rd Cat is...... with 826 comments 4th Cat is...... with 104 comments 5th Cat is...... with 90 comments 6th Cat is...... with 20 comments most comments wins! VIP & VIC gifts awarded to the winners! will open on 2/7 thur 2/14 thanks maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Who Brings Thier Kids To A Nightclub?
We have met some pretty cool people on here, but there is one thing that has troubled us from day one. Pictures of peoples kids on the same web page that they have posted risky and naughty pictures of themselves! WTF? We signed up on here because we thought it was an adult only club. Who brings thier children to a nightclub? we sure as hell dont! Not to slag on people so much but C'mon! when we are out trying to meet and mingle with adults at a club you never see children there EVER! its against the law. We have kids but when we come on here looking for a party, we sure dont bring our children. So please dont take it rude when we delete you for having pics of your kids up. Its nothng personal....we just dont want the kids involved in any way in adult play :) Peace all!

This Wasn't Part Of The Deal
I guess I retain large amounts of anger. Mostly for myself. I was supposed to be a Marine sniper. Or an EMT. Or a lawyer. Something other than a worthless cripple. My asthma and hearing (or lack thereof) kept me out of the service. My knees kept me from being an EMT. Now I'm taking up space, unable to sit stand or move much at all. Everything that has happened is my fault. My penance for past sins is pain. Lots and lots of pain. I can live with that, as long as I can at least take the edge off. Now my doctors want me to stop taking the only thing that keep me sane. I wnat to know what the hell is going on, but I haven't gotten an answer. Change my meds, don't just take them all away outright. I will not be responsible what happens in my pain induced stupor. i already have trouble coping. Taking everything away is not the answer, but a rather dangerous idea. I don't want to hurt anyone, but I could be dangerous if I'm in severe enough pain. I've done enough horrid stuff. I don't need to

I Really Need Your Help!
The SEXIEST EYES CONTEST just started and im already wayyy behind, what have u guyz been sleeping or something...lol jk. So if everybody can just CUM by and leave me some comments that would be fantastic, Every lil bit helps, so if you can just leave 1 then thats cool too! I would really really appreciate ittt!!! Thanks a lot and LUV YA GUYZ!!! Click on da pic and leave as many comments as possible!! Click and Comment, Its simple!!!

Nice Guys
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your

Shameful
So I had to post this song, I can't deal with anymore drama peeps. If you wanna do any of that stuff please move along. I'm not speaking to anyone of you in particular the person I'm talking about doesn't read this stuff but I have 3 children I deal with on a daily basis and refuse to deal with adult children. End Rant. Enjoy the song: Shameful - Atreyu You should have ran for days You embrace you betray I am sick to say You're a sad cliché But when you ran you tripped and fell On a path that lead you straight to hell This is my salt in your wounds This is my "I TOLD YOU SO" If You Knew What I Know Would You Move Like You Do? With malicious Discontent You went about hell-bent to destroy But did you have a reason why? Here's to lowering caskets Of old friends Choice and consequence We'll birth a new day With the death of an old and Start over, Start over. Here's To Burying Hatchets Of Those Who You'd Never Call Your Friend.. We'll Birth A New Day W

Female Ejaculation - How To
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; its not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the female prostate, or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled dur

Why Wear Red
Subject: Why wear red A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is if they are shot the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army officers wear brown pants.

Dad Contest Ends The 10th
~ Okay since I'm doing a DADS Contest ~ I want to do a DADS contest for all the fathers out there! So send me your pic and i will enter you . VIP Gifts Given away always in my contest....lol 1st DAD is...... with 1416 comments 2nd Dad is...... with 430 comments 3rd Dad is...... with 179 comments 4th dad is...... with 1 comments starts on 2/3 thur 2/10 most comments wins you can comment on your pic thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

I Need A Vacation
Just a little bit about myself and my life. I am 41 years old, divorced after my ex left me for my sister, I have managerial custody of my 12 year old son. I am recovering from cancer, had a kidney, a tumor that was almost as big as a volleyball removed. They claim I would have had 5 months if I hadn't had the kidney and tumor removed. I also take care of my two parents, my father is 81 and my mother is 71. Well today the electricity went off and the alarm clocks all reset and we where running a bit late, so my dad yelled at my son to get him up and going. Well my son yelled back, and world war three started. Now a brief history of being raised by my father, he thinks the saying spare the rod and spoil the child is a law somewhere because he used to whip me alot, ok thats an understatement because once he knocked me cold with a 2X4 because I let it slip half an inch while holding it. Needless to say, he may be the reason I have all kinds of physical problems today with all the beatings

Cold!
Its very cold out here, snow everywhere! Just came home from moms place... I have snowy cold feet, house is still not warm, tired from dryving through the snow, etc. So now Im going to try warming up at the sofa with a blanket. TTYL sweety's, Kisses!

Dog Contest Ends The 15th
~ Okay Dog Contest ~ I'm looking only for pets for my contest. contest will start 2/8 thur 2/15 1st dog is...... with 476 comments 2nd Dog is...... with 847 comments 3rd Dog Is...... with 63 comments 4th Dog is...... with 30 comments 5th Dog is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins! VIP gifts And Extra VIC gift for the Winners! Thanks Maria want to join click on the pic! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

New Updates Going Up Today
Hey Everyone! I just wanted to give you a heads up. I have a new photo update going up on my SC site later today. Its a pantyhose set. I also had requests to wear black socks sometime...so I threw those in the mix ;) Hope you enjoy. http://www.southern-charms4.com/aimeelynn/photos.htm And on Dreamnet today you'll find a new video update. Camming fun and yummy squirting :D Hope you'll stop by and check them out. http://www.dreamnet.com/aimeelynn/aimeelynn.html XOXO, Aimeelynn

You Must Earn The Title Marine To Be Called A Marine
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Celeste-A Devil Dogs Mom(R-TX) Date: Feb 7, 2007 3:01 PM From: TomTheJarhead Date: Feb 7, 2007 2:52 PM YOU MUST EARN THE TITLE OF MARINE! IT IS NEVER GIVEN! A St. Louis businessman, who was exposed because he was too fat to be a real Marine, has pled guilty to a federal charge he wore military medals he neither earned nor was awarded. "By posing as a military serviceman, Mr. Weilbacher has dishonored those who have made real sacrifices serving our country," U.S. Attorney Catherine L. Hanaway said after the hearing. As previously reported on "The Blotter," Michael Weilbacher, 48, was arrested while attending a local Marine Corps League meeting. Federal authorities said they were tipped off to Weilbacher's charade by those who had spotted him in early November at the Marine Corps Annual Birthday Ball, wearing several distinguished medals, including the Navy Cross, the Marine Corps' second highest

Friendship, Love, Life
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most, saying something and wishing you hadn't or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. if you do they might break your heart...If you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to feel. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay welled up because our fear of rejection is too hard to handle. Life is all about risks that require you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done or could have done. What would you do if everytime you fell in love you had to say good-bye? What wold you do if every

Kid With Pet Contest Ends The 12th
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ Still time to enter my Kid With Pet Contest!! I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/6 thur 2/12 winners win vip gift and a vic gift both everyone in the contest wins something ! 1st kid is...... with 700 comments 2nd kid is...... with 123 comments 3rd kid is..... with 1 comment comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Tattoo Contest Ends The 13th
~~ Okay I'm Ding A Tattoo Contest ~~ 1st Tattoo is...... with 669 comments 2nd Tattoo is...... with 330 comments 3rd Tattoo is...... with 175 comments 4th Tattoo is...... with 147 comments 5th Tattoo is...... with 114 comments 6th Tattoo is...... with 26 comments 7th Tattoo is...... with 3 comments Remember you can comment bomb on your own pic! will run from 2/6 thur 2/13 thanks maria

Untitled
In the pale blue light of the moon The stars fell into your eyes And I saw my future unfold before me That was the happiest moment of my life Until you asked me to be yours At that moment my heart melted Into a pool of never-ending love for you.

Valentine Calendar
Renew your romance with our monthly romance calendars! Follow every tip, or just a few to keep the romance alive in your relationship! Print This Calendar! Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday 1 Leave a romantic voice message. 2 Do a partner's chore. 3 Her Idea Date Night *tips 4 Cuddle and watch the big game! 5 Put red sheets on your bed. 6 Pay A Compliment Day 7 Midweek Romance Game Night 8 Give them 10 reasons you want them to be yours! 9 Meet for lunch 10 His Idea Date Night *tips 11 Play the game of LovePlay! 12 Chocolate Day 13 Love love notes for your partner to find. 14 Valentine's Day GET IDEAS! 15 Meet for coffee or hot cocoa. 16 Go on a bookstore date. 17 Her Idea Date Night *tips 18 LAZY DAY!! 19 President's Day ~ Play tourist! Go on a day trip. 20 Give your partner a back rub. 21 Midwe

Moms Contest Ends Tommorrow Hurry Get Your Comments In....
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 2042 comments 2nd mom is..... with 1915 comments 3rd mom is...... with 1656 comments 4th mom is...... with 315 comments 5th mom is...... with 68 comments 6th mom is...... with 2 comments 7th mom is..... with 1 comments 8th mom is..... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

A Positive Light
Thursday, February 8, 2007 A positive light Every fear you feel is coming from you. All your thoughts of negativity are being created in your own mind. And because of that, you can be free of them. For it is you who ultimately decides where your mind will go and what it will hold. Your thoughts are not caused by anything outside of you. They are the result of the way you've chosen to respond to life. If your thoughts seem to be holding you prisoner, remember that those thoughts are of your own choosing. You can always, at any time, make a different choice. Simply imagine being free of your fears, and suddenly that's precisely where you are. Fill your mind with positive, empowering thoughts and you'll quickly crowd out the thoughts that bring you down. Reality is as it is, and you can choose to see it in any light you wish. Cast a positive light on life, and you'll connect yourself with real success. -- Ralph Marston

Renecks
1. Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital? 2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle? 3. Drank so much that you have woke up in the bed with a woman who weighs twice as much as you do? 4. Ever threw up in your boot? 5. Woke up naked in your front or back yard? 6. You scratch yourself no matter when are where you are at? 7. When you fart you invite others to come share the aroma with you? 8. You have ever shared a spit can. 9. You got lost in the woods, chased up a tree by wild hogs, then have an owl fly into your head. (Bodine your my hero) 10. Poured you sippin whiskey in your truck to give it enough gas to make it home. 11. Have ever shit on your overall straps. 12. Touched yourself in an impure manner while in your tree stand. 13. Accidentally shot a hole in your house while cleaning your gun. 14. Fell out of your tree stand and break both of your legs. (You D man HD) 15. Gave yourself a hicky by sticking a suction cup to your forehead

Well...
You maybe noticed it already, but I put back a NSFW album. Actually... I was not planning to put some pics back, but screw the ppl who dont like it or thinks its offending. I lost weight and Im proud of my body now!

Sexy Eyes!!!!
So I am in this little contest here on Cherrytap for sexiest eyes......please go and vote for me! Thanks guys! **oh yeah wish me luck too!!*** Big kisses and hugs to all of you **click on my pic below to go and vote****

Broken Tears
Broken Tears Broken tears stream down a saddened face. Pain gets worse each days end. Visions of you, I see standing there. Stood back – the full picture I can see. Broken tears stream down a saddened face. The closer I become the less significant the world seems. I feel your pain – uncontrollable heart beats. I see your sorrow within your eyes. Wish I could take your pain. Broken tears stream down a saddened face. Wish for one last call. Last chance to say I love you. The phone rings – it is 2 o’clock. Picked up…no one is there. Broken tears stream down a saddened face. Broken tears take your place. Broken tears I cry for you. Broken tears for a love so true. DJ YANKEE GIRL February 8, 2007

New Love
IT IS LIKE A WHISPER ON THE WIND WHEN IT FINALLY APPEARS TO U. LOVE THAT U HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL UR LIFE IS HERE. EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN CLOUDY IN UR MIND FOR UR WHOLE LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME HAS FINALLY BECOME CLEAR. LOOKING IN THIER EYES IS ALL U CAN DO.. ALL U WANT TO DO. TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF THEIR HAND IS NOTHING SHORT OF EXTACSY. THAT FIRST KISS.. OH HOW U HAVE LONGED FOR IT WHEN THE EMBRACE OF HIS ARMS IS THE ONLY THING THAT IS KEEPING U FROM FLYING AWAY.... YOU KNOW IT IS LOVE...TRUE LOVE

The Return Of The Diamond People
The Return of the Diamond People February 7, 2007 The diamond people are back. They're after you. There's nothing you can do to stop them. The first sure signs that Valentines Day is once again upon are not the displays of hearts and cherubs in the windows of your local Hallmark store, the stacks of heart-shaped candy boxes clogging the aisle at Wal-Mart or the two hundred percent spike in the price of roses. The first sure sign the national day of love and commerce is upon is the reappearance, on television and radio, of the diamond people. They're back. The diamond people and I have had an ongoing relationship for most of my adult life. Each of us has a specific role. Their role is to come on my radio and TV, year after year, and convince me to spend ridiculous amounts of money on jewelry. Mine is to fall for it, year after year. Each of us performs our role like cast members in a well-rehearsed play. It a

Political Rant
Did everyone hear the latest from the Iraq investigations in Congress. They shipped over 363 TONS of 100 dollar bills about 10 Billion dollars (that's with a B) and handing it out from the back of trucks with no accounting. Ok besides the incredible stupidity of the idea to start wtih just how much of that billions went to the damn insurgents to buy weapons to shoot our own troops??? Or was stolen by the contactors that are raping us for billions every day. Even besides the horrible waste of life if not a single person had die it will still destroy this country by putting us in debt for a generation or two. Rant Over

Wmmr Topic
Okay, I was listening to WMMR this morning (Preston & Steve) and they brought up the topic of a, "Shovel Buddy". (http://wmmr.com/jock_preston_and_steve.shtml)FYI: You can listen to them live in the AM. Do any of you have a, "Shovel Buddy"? Someone to enter your home and remove your unmentionables if you were to pass, items you don't want family, police the public to see or know about. Items such as porn mags, sex toys, adoption papers, this type of material. If you do have a, "Shovel Buddy" who are they to you and what do you want them to remove? If you don't have a, "Shovel Buddy" would you consider having one now?

Moving
well in less than a week i will no longer be a resident of this crappy, crappy state! last night was my last night working at wal-mart, they gave me a cake, a card, and a pair of gummy handcuffs. plus i got to ride around the store on a little kid bike..... which by the way is a lot harder to do than it looks.... and today is my very last day in norwich..... no more appartment...... going to be staying at my parents house in oxford for the next few days until it is time to leave town. tonight my parents arranged a going away dinner and originally it was supposed to be both sets of grandparents and my parents, but now, my grandpa LaTourette wont be there cause of some dumb meeting, and like a shit load of the rest of the seaman clan is going to be there. this either means a massive fight, a giagantic lecture from each and every one of them, or in the best case senario... we all get trashed and have a good time. then friday i want to go to the big music thing in norwich but i

Remembering Life That Once Was
To find peice is to find your self and to find your self you have to look deep in side your soul. to speak the words is one thing but to mean them and follow threw is another. Some times my mind wounders threw the deepest thoughts and i see you but i all so see the pain that i have felt and the dispare of a life gone wrong.I ask my self what could i have done different? but to no a vail i find my self lacking in the skills to fix what once has been broken and i feel pain and sarrow becouse i could not fix the break,though i tryed to no avail but with out sucseces so now i stand just a monster on the ledge of hell looking out to the blood soaked waters waiting to find the answer, not knowing if i can ever fix what was once whole and this i must say i no not what to do so i wait for the next unknowing soul to come so i may feel whole agien if for only a little wile. Yes i am in human to most and i am death to all but i to feel sarrow and pain but i dream of the day i feel happiness agi

Kenny Rogers - I Can't Unlove You
Postcards and letters Pictures made to last forever To Be boxed up and tossed away Nick-Nacs, Souvenirs In an afternoon There out of here They disappear without a trace What they mean to me can never be replaced [chorus] I cant unthink about you I cant unfeel your touch I cant unhear all the words Unsay all the things that used to mean so much I wish I could unremember everything My hearts been through Im finding out its impossible to do Oh, its no use I cant unlove you In this dance of old songs Like time they go on and on I guess I could learn to do the same I could wake up without you These two arms not around you Tell myself its meant to be this way No matter how I try Some things I cant change. [chorus] I wish I could unremember Everything my hearts been through Im finding out its impossible to do Its no use I cant unlove you Kenny Rogers.

Kenny Rogers - If I Could Only Change Your Mind
Ive found a great deal of satisfaction thinking that you think of me, Ive found each day brings a new sunshine, There is no tomorrow for us to borrow, Why cant you find what you are needing, in me? If I could only change your mind. I found no effort at all in showing what Im feeling for you, I find it hard each day just knowing theres no tomorrow for us to borrow. Why wont you find what you are needing, in me? If I could only change your mind. Kenny Rogers.

Waxing Is Not Your Friend..lmao
This was posted from a friend its to funny... Try not to laugh to hard and fall off your chair..lmao... CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am m

One Flaw In Women!!
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes,

Pre Vd Creme
It does not matter If you have it Or if you are Involved In a life long Search If you find it You’ll grab it But be sure To coddle Do not grasp it By it’s throat I have heard It’s all you need And life’s Greatest joy Just keep faith In you And let your Heart keep beating As loud As you pray For love Is the only thing That works To keep The demons Away

Was Asked A Question!
Okay so I was asked a question by someone on my friends list, they said they would like to know more about me so here it goes! My real name is Elsa my hubby calls me his dingy blonde, my mom use to call be sasa or DD *Not saying what for*, I have a few good friends that have there own nicknames for me so if you feel the needs to nickname me you can! I was born Kent County Hosptial in R.I, on Apirl 4th 12:01am hehehe my real dads birthday =) moved away from there when I was 2 years old we moved to california where I lived on and off my whole life, when I was not living there I was living in NY, NJ, PA...But I always found myself going back to cali guess thats where home is! plus I love the beach, more about that later on...Me mom dad and my sister moved to Texas 4 1/2 years ago, they live in Rockwall I live in Garland about 15 min from them, when I did live with them when we first moved here I worked at petco as a cashier and thats where I met my hubby, when we first started datei

"civil War" In Iraq, The Booming Business Of War Profiteers
The military-industrial-complex [would] cause military spending to be driven not by national security needs but by a network of weapons makers, lobbyists and elected officials. — Dwight D. Eisenhower There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket. — General Smedley D. Butler Neither the Iraq Study Group nor other establishment critics of the Iraq war are calling for the withdrawal of US troops from that country. To the extent that the Study Group or the new Congress purport to inject some "realism" into the Iraq policy, such projected modifications do not seem to amount to more than changing the drivers of the US war machine without changing its destination, or objectives: control of Iraq’s political and economic policies. In light of the fact that by now almost all of the factions of the ruling circles, including the White House and the neoconservative war-

Sex
yup the topic for today is...**drum roll** SEX! hells yeah! why? umm jus cause sex is a funny/ fun topic cause people have soo different ideas abotu sex.. some people think sex should only be done when your married and only in the bed room...ON THE BED! :-p (hadda throw that in) and its only sapposed to be traditional man on top... but common all you girls know what i mean (i mean if you've had sex) that after a lil while of being on bottom of the traditional style ya jus get bored waiting for the guy to get off... well heres a lil joke type thing i've came up with bout sex and i think its rather true.......................... Back in the only days you hadda be married to have sex then it went to you had to be dating (and for a considerable amount of time) then it went to you hadda know the person and maybe be dating (if not close to it) then it went to one night stands then now days you barely have to know the persons name!! (damn times change much!) ok n e ways back to the

Getting Sick Of The "world".
You know what? I'm getting extremely tired of the rest of the world calling the place I call Home "Evil". I don't know about anyone else - But I love this country. Maybe others can't see what this country does around the world - Maybe they just WANT to see what they perceive as "bad" in everything the US does. But look at the GOOD we do. Whenever there is a Natural Disaster around the Globe - It is the US who is there to help bail out the country in question. And it's NOT just the Government that sends aid. The Companies and PEOPLE of the US always send an outpouring of love and support to peoples devastated. But - When is the last time another country has sent US anything when WE had a disaster? We sent BILLIONS in Aid to the area afflicted by the massive Tsunamis. How many countries sent US even one reed cent when New Orleans was all but destroyed by Katrina? I'm sick of the hatred being aimed at US because we took out a vicious Dictator who was killing his peopl

Bye Cind G. Lind
Dearest Cindy, Hello how are you today? Did you watch who came to your final days on earth party? I heard you had quite the turn out. Sorry I didn't go, I just felt weirded out that I had just recently seen you, was that selfish of me? I miss you and haven't grieved yet, as I read Sean's posts I broke down and finally did, I know you probably saw me. I guess I was just being strong for my mom. Damn girl, I'm gonna miss your laugh, the way I always made you blush with my forwardness, your hugs and the hand me downs...lol *in tears*, I can't even face beading right now, it just really, really hurts to much. I still can't believe you're gone, I think of it as you're on vacation it's just easier that way. You touched a lot of people and did a lot of wonderful things for everyone, friends, family, the kids and strangers and for that you will be rewarded. No unselfished act goes unnoticed. Well rest in peace girl, you truely are in a better place, we'll m

Valentine Contest
I'm in a Valentine's Day contest. Think I'm the cutest? sweetest? nicest? Why don't you come vote for me? Do you have anything better to do? Just click the picture to vote and comment. Commenting/voting ends February 13th @ 11:59 pm

I Wonder
I used to look up at the sky, wonder and ask why. Some nights not sleep much at all, look for someone to hear my call. All those nights and unanswered cries inside at times ready to fall. I'm tired of this, and often don't even try. I wonder in my head often, why should I keep looking if noone accepts me? I don't try cause theres no time, no room for me to hurt. I thought it was love years ago, I was wrong. I asked to be the only guy she'd see, instead you see she lied to me. I became so hurt,I decided to be alone, and stay, instead between now and then a few friends came along my way. I'm putting one foot in front of the other, I'm hoping I've found a new other, one who won't give me shit or misery. One not to abuse a man, instead one to defend him, and to stand up and take a stand. Only time'll tell, only time can see if in a years time I'll have found her or if shes found me. If not I guess I'll go back to the boards, go back to my lyrical lab, once again forever more.

Want To Take A Quiz???
Want to take a quiz.. 1. Last time you had a date? 2. Last time you had sex? 3.a. Last time you gave a bj? 3.b. Spit or swallow? 4.a. Last time you masturbated? 4.b. Fingers or toy? 5. Ever used food during sex? (Details!!) 6. Sex outside? 7. Most unusual place youve had sex? 8. How many men have you had sex with? 9. Any women? 10. Anal? 11. Ever been tied up? 12. Spanked? 13. Your special sexual skill? 14. On top, underneath or from behind? 15. Would you describe yourself as dominant or submissive? 16. Kinkiest thing youve done? 17. Anything anyone has suggested that you have said NO to?

Name Change
So i have my Biological Fathers last name. i was raised by a Single mom and my Grandfather Hugh Samuel Carson. Recently through my own investigations i have found the my fathers family has been involved in some rather unscrupulous things, to include drug dealing, rape, and other things i care not to mention on here in a public forum. My Grandfather Passed away in 1997, it completely devastated me it was 3 years after that i decided to join the Army part of that decision was to honor him he served 5 years in the Navy during WWII. Soi sit here today thinking about the man that taught me soo much about life, horses, how a man should be, and how to survive in this all but fucked up world. I have all but come to this decision, I am going to change my name from Micah Franklin Hall to Micah Franklin Carson! Just curious what the masses think?

For All My Girls
so i have pondered and pondered about what in the world my first blog would be about.. and i have come to the conclusion that i will just give you all my thoughts today... if i had any thoughts left that is lol. i am 30..yes 30 my life is half over..or if u are optimistic it is just beginning.. i however have never really been optimistic lol. why is it that when things are too good to be true, and you pretty much know that they are, why do we choose to believe anyway?? ultimatley getting our hearts broken into millions of little pieces? can anyone answer this question?? i would really love to know. i think the female human brain sometimes has brain farts when it comes to the tall, dark, and handsome men. i know that mine does.. i will be honest about that lol. long has past the days of just going on personality alone. now it is all about money and fame, looks and what u can get from it. i know that it feels good walking around with a studly man on ur arm that is drop dead gorgeous.

Who Son Is This??? Lmao J/k
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice" Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My Dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy: "$7! 50" Man: "Sold." A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't,

Forgiving
Growing up, Dad taught me a lot about how to live. Some things were not lessons easily learned. But I try every day to live that way. I always try to forgive people for things they did that hurt me in some way. No matter what was done or said, no matter how bad. It isn't easy sometimes. But I try. At the same time, I hope you can forgive me for things I say or do when I am hurt or angry.

Crazy Morning!
Interesting way to start the day! I fainted, for the second time in my life and landed face first, apparently. Lovely! Nice goose egg on my forehead. My nose hurts, but I have one of those turned up noses that is soft and squishy - didn't break anything, thank the Goddess! My neck is killing me however. So, I'll call Stacey and see if she has time to work on my neck today! I'll live, much humbled, lol!! Oh, my glasses also need major straightening - at least they didn't break! My work day will start a tad later, after I get the glasses fixed! Can't drive far without my glasses, lol! Daily weather update: -6 degrees at the moment, with a projected high of 13 above. Gosh, a heat wave!!! Please be advised, all picture taking is on hold until my bruises clear up, lmao! Yes, I'm a little vain!! Have a fantastic day, everyone! Much love and hugs to the whole bunch of you, lol! Blessings all over the map! I treasure you friendship, everyone! Be safe.

Sayings I Love
"Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back." "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." --Dolly Parton "Work as if you don't need the money, Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, Love like you've never been hurt, Live everyday as if it were your last." "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." --G. Randolf "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend. "Somewhere There's someone Who Dreams Of Your smile, And Finds In Your Presence, That Life Is Worth While, so When You Are Lonely, Remember It's True: somebody, somewhere Is Thinking Of You." "Tears Are Words The Heart Can't Say." "I love walking in the rain, no one can tell that I'm crying." "Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear but around in awareness." "If you don't Stand for Something, You will Fall for Everything." "There's

Ok Thanks To Many
OK GUYS I KNOW I DONT WRITE MANY BLOGS BUT THIS ONE IS NEEDED I NEED TO THANK A HAND FULL OF PPL AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY R THEY R THE ONES WHO CONTINUOUSLY RATE MY PIC AND STASH TO HELP ME LEVEL UP I HAVE ABT 205 FRIENDS AND ITS THE SAME ONE WHO COME ALONG TIME AFTER TIME TO HELP PPL R ALWAYS ASKING FOR HELP I HELP SO MANY BUT SO FEW RETURN THE FAVOUR ENUFF VENTING NOW TO THE FEW I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND WILL GET ROUND TO THANKING U PERSONALLY

Out And About
I will not be around much today or tomorrow. I have to go to the dr today for me and tomorrow for my daughter. She has to see the neurologist at Yale. I may take some pics today so if you want a sign please leave me a message here. xoxox This Mornings Vid is Wonderful by Everclear and its for my friend pip1966! hey, aint life wonderful? wonderful, wonderful, wonderful... isnt it wonderful Now? I close my eyes when I get too sad I think thoughts that I know are bad Close my eyes and I count to ten Hope its over when I open them I want the things that I had before Like a star wars poster on my bedroom door I wish I could count to ten Make everything be wonderful again Hope my mom and I hope my dad Will figure out why they get so mad Hear them scream, I hear them fight They say bad words that make me wanna cry Close my eyes when I go to bed And I dream of angels who make me smile I feel better when I hear them say Everything will be wonderful someday

The Three F's Given To Me By A Friend ♥
forgive, forget, and get the fuck over it in relation to my past...it is the philosophy I am going to adopt;) I have a tendency to hold onto things that have hurt me. Its time to let go of the old so I can better enjoy the new. Time to live my life, and to live it to its fullest. :)

Tattoo
hey everyone! i have a friend who is in a tattoo contest! help him win please and vote for him! =) he will greatly appreciate it *kisses* http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=562135&albumid=214210&i=2613907865 'Raskalking13~SHow him some Love!~ 1st one to 2500 comments wins!'

Wilde's Quotes
1. Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. 2. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. 3. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. 4. If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. 5. Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. 6. Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.

Black Panties
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont . Their first night there, she undressed as he did There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He re

You Might Be A Child Of The 80's If
YOU MIGHT BE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF . . . . You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back

Schoolboy Crush Part 3
Schoolboy Crush.. part 3.. 18+ As the last wave came from them both, he released his bite on her neck. Lowering her to the floor, he removed the spreader bar and carried her off to her bed. As she lay there in his arms, he kissed her full of passion, for the very first time. Schoolboy Crush part 3.. Between the mix of quick bites on the other's bottom lip and the probing of their tongues full on, they kissed for what seemed like an hour. But in reality was much longer as, daybreak had begun. Lost inside their heated passions, time really wasn't revelant to either of them. Rick pulled her close to him and allowed her to rest. He knew she was exhausted, as he had worked her quite well that night. As Dana slept, Rick began to study her even further. Taking in all of her womanly curves, from the curve of her brow, to the tips of her ideal toes. His mind racing as he did. How did he manage to have this woman, one of so many of his dreams and deep set desires, lying there in

Weird Ass Crazy Nightmares.
So... i got off on telling mark about the fucked up dreams i've had.. So i decided to post them. we all have dreams..few have nightmares...and no matter how much you tell your self they aren't real..you always tend to be afraid of them...well this is the nightmare i had Monday night... Snow was falling around me on the ground, and a child was following close behind. The child didn't seem to be real, he was a shadow-like boy. He attacked me..scratched me and made me bleed...I scream and cry for help..desperate..i cry for anyone.. The shadow boy disappears, and i am left to wonder around aimlessly. I come upon a garage, and is called to come inside by a very haunting voice. I look down, and there is the shadow boy..dead at me feet..his head gone. The garage doors slam shut, and i whirl around to try and leave...the stench of rotting flesh and blood fill my breath..as a light flickers in the garage..and written in the boys blood is "you should have never asked for help from the d

You Should Know By Now
9 lasts: Last dollar spent: My jeans yesterday Last cigarette: Never Last beverage: Tea Last movie: I'm not sure Last phone call: Nat Last song played: I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you off (me + you) - Fall out boy Last bubble bath: I don't do baths Last time you cried: A few weeks ago Last thing you ate: Golden Nuggets 8 have you evers. Have you ever dated a best friend: No Have you ever skinny dipped: No Have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: No Have you ever lost someone you loved: Yup Have you ever been dumped: No Have you ever been drunk and threw up: Nope Have you ever ran away: No Have you ever wanted someone u thought u couldnt have then found out they liked you: Yes 7 states you've been to. I've only ever been to Florida 6 things you've done today: (in no particular order...) Got up, Ate, Got Dressed, Played on my DS, Watched Tv, Let the chimney sweep in, 5 of your favorite things in no order. Fri

Who Am I?
am i real? yes, of course. in another world, another dimension. i feel, get bored and exited, i hate and i love. i guess i live, therfore. a second life... www.secondlife.com Hey there, my name is Ayshe. I live in the fantastic realms of "second life". Arrived only three days ago. I'm quite slim, well, could be slimmer of course, but I'm feeling fine the way it is. I got long black hair that has a faint reddish glimmer in the sunlight. And I got dreams that extend it's length by far. And it's glamour... I was what you'd call a well protected child. And a well protected young woman, that is, as I'm in my early twenties already. For a turkish girl, I'm rather tall, 174 to be exact. Oh, I haven't mentioned my background yet? Yes, my parents came from Turkey, but I was born in a western european city. No siblings. No traditionalist family, no headscarf, no veils - can't even really speak Turkish! Still, one could argue, this background is the reason for me being so well protected.

Disturbing
yesterday/tonight has gone by really fast i slept for 3 hours and woke up now its all most 4:00 a.m. i had a very disturbing dream about an old friend of mine i havent seen for years... its scary and sadning just out of the randon when you just think of someone you havent thought of for years my dream was about my friend scott westly bowen during the time i knew him when i was the age of 14 and the dream took place in the back of shopping store... i was walking very slowly and a song was playing of a piano solo (in a sad way) i was coming across a dumpster and see this person laying there in their own blood covered in cuts and stab marks i jump to my scenses to help the person and come to see it was my friend wes... tears coming out of his eyes and he said to me "alex if there is ever a time, a person, a moment, in your life what ever you do... dont ever let it pass you by" i asked him what do you mean by that? and before i finished my question he was already lifeless n

Tortured Tourist - Part 3
Warning! This chapter gets rough! Read at your own risk! Part 3 Carlos dragged Sarah to her cell and stood holding her as Rodriguez slid the heavy steel door open. He pushed her inside the small cell and Rodriguez followed behind them, sliding the door shut. Sarah looked around at her new lodgings. The room was small, dominated by a steel cot along one wall. A series of leather straps were hung down from one side of the cot. More straps were attached to each corner. The cot had no mattress. Instead, Sarah realized she would be expected to lay on the metal bands that crisscrossed the frame. Either that, or Sarah would have to sleep on the floor. She was sure her captors wouldn’t care. A small toilet sat in the corner. The bowl had no seat. Sarah realized she would have to squat above it unless she wanted to sit directly in the water itself. Carlos pulled a knife from his belt and began to cut the plastic strips that bound Sarah’s arms and wrists to her body.

Mr. Thatcher (lol)
AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. - - - - Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be tra

The Key Board And How We Use It Or Abuse It
Good Morning. Here is one for you and one I bet we all overlook daily. THE KEYBOARD! Yeah right there it is in front of each of us daily. I bet most of these are filled with dust mites, crumbs of some kind of food that was eaten near it and grime. Grime is just dirt and sludge that has taken a home in a spot if left alone too long. The computer Keyboard. We all use it. And abuse it. Ever find yourself thumping to hard on it? Oh heavens yes if you are playing a game and need to shoot fast, run faster jump higher? Oh yes then you have smashed a key or two. Ever get one of those keys that does not respond like it should so it gets extra hard thumps. One, that locks up? How about the Homer Simpson Key the “Any key” …That is a tuff one to find…. How about all those function keys F1,F2,F3 and so on and so forth the ”Control, ALT, Delete” My gosh there are endless combinations if you really look into it. Just what do those keys do? The Function keys? I mean I know at work (my place of busines

For Mio
Sitting here thinking about how I feel, Realised that I've never fealt so real, I think of you and my heart beats faster, My heart a slave, to yours - the master. Your face it comes to me now as I write, I feel so much happier, the feeling so right, In so many ways you've saved my life, And I cannot wait to become your wife. Yearning, wanting you makes me so weak, You're there on my mind, in my dreams when I sleep, Your voice it's like comfort, your words my cure, And each day I see you, I'm ever more sure. That you are my saviour, my soldier, my love The one sent to guide me, like the stars up above, I finally feel like I'm no longer alone, And in you forever is where I'll find home.

Good Morning 2-8-2007
First thing good morning my King..love ya Second, Good Morning all my special Cherries... Love everyone Going to class will back at 1 my time...Have exam in English...and one Math class today.. Thank you all for being my friend and Thank you Noli for loving me...

Chinese Laundry
*Chinese laundry Body: A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!"

Wow Thought I Was Finished
I REALIZE THAT I AHVE BEEN A TOTAL FOOL--ILL TRY TO BE BETTER AT IT NEXT TIME--ILL RUN LIKE HELL WHEN THOSE GUT FEELINGS START WILL AVOID ALOT OF HEARTACHE...KEEP YOUR FREINDS CLOSE--YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER--IF I HADNT I MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PROOVE I DIDNT DO WHAT I WAS BEING ACCUSED OF--MY SAVING GRACE--SO NOW TO GET OUT THE SUPER GLUE AND THE ARMOUR AND FIX MY HEART ANBD NEVER LET ANYONE IN IT AGAIN

I Finally Had My Mri
well monday i finally had the fuckin MRI.i should have had it the monday before but as im on my way to the hospital they call and tell me the machine is fucked.so i had to go another week. Well i had never had a MRI and didnt have a clue as to what would happen.i knew a needle would be involed and that fuckin freaked me out. i hate needles im not good at takeing needles.i couldnt be a junkie thats for sure.But the guy doing all of it was super cool and super nice and that made it all the better.MRIs are LOUD.when the guy put ear plugs im my ears i thought well how loud can it be? turns out it can be very loud.i have a really bad bad looking brusie on my arm and it hurts like hell. dave freaked when he saw it.Hopefully my doc or someone will call me today and tell me something.im always so waiting to know when my CT Scan is.That i have had before and im not looking forward to. the dye they put into you sucks.its make u hot and can make the vain they use collapes witch ive had happen

Broken
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away You've gone away you don't feel me here anymore The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There’s so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain ‘cause I’m broken when I’m open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel like I am strong enough ‘cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away you've gone away you don't feel me here anymore

My Immortal
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along

When You Say Nothing At All
It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word, you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don't say a thing The smile on your face let's me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old Mr. Webster could never define What's being said between your heart and mine

I Thought!
Theres somethings that cannot be explained how you hurt me and broke my heart.. I cry at night with all this pain..... How could you let us fall apart... How did i not see any of this before... the way this all would end.... You hurt me as you walked through my door Through endless tears my heart will never mend I thought that the world had lost its way.. Its so hard sometimes....... Then i fell in love with you And you took that away...... Its not so difficult ...the world is not so difficult I thought i would always love you. I thought i would always need you.. I thought i would always care for you.. I thought you cared for me too.. I thought you always loved me. I thought you always needed me. I thought you always cared for me. I thought i cared for you too... I was a fool....you were a fraud.. I thought it was unconditional I must have missed the claus... {ohh why oh why oh why!} Why was I so weak to see how you hurt me... Why was I so blind to your

Angel Of The Morning
There'll be no strings to bind your hands Not if my love can't bind your heart There's no need to take a stand For it was I who chose a start I see no need to take me home I'm old enough to face the dawn Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby Just call me angel of the morning angel Then slowly turn away from me May be the sun's light will be dim And it won't matter anyhow If morning's echoes say we've sinned Well it was what I wanted now And if we're victims of the night I won't be blinded by the light Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby Just call me angel of the morning angel Then slowly turn away from me Through the tears of the day, of the years Ba a a aby Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby Just call me angel of the morning angel Just touch my cheek before you leave me darling Just call me angel of the m

Faith No More-last Cup Of Sorrow
This is getting old and so are you. Everything you know and never knew. Will run through your fingers just like sand. Enjoy it while you can. Like a snake between two stones it itches in your bones. Take a deep breath and swallow your sorrow tomorrow. So raise it up and lets propose a toast. To the thing that hurts you most. It's your last cup of sorrow. What can you say? Finish it today. It's your last cup of sorrow. So think of me and get on your way. It won't begin until you make it end. Until you know the how the where and the when. With a new face you might surprise yourself. Like a snake between two stones it itches in your bones. take a deeper breath and swallow your sorrow tomorrow. So raise it up and lets propose a toast. To the thing that hurts you most. It's your last cup of sorrow. what can you say? Finish it today. It's your last cup of sorrow. So think of me and get on your way! You might surprise yourself You might

Help Me Make It Through The Night
Take the ribbon from my hair, Shake it loose and let it fall. Lay it soft agaist your skin, Like the shadows on the wall. Come and lay down by my side, Till the early morning light, All I'm taking is your time... Help me make it through the night. I don't care what's right or wrong. I don't try to understand. Let the devil take tomorrow, Lord tonight I need a friend. Yesterday is dead and gone, And tomorrow is out of sight, It's so sad to be alone, Help me make it through the night. I don't care what's right or wrong, I don't try to understand, Let the devil take tomorrow, Lord tonight I need a friend. Yesterday is dead and gone, And tomorrows out of sight, It's so sad to be alone, Help me make it through the night. I don't want to be alone, Help me make it through the night.

Faith No More-everything's Ruined
Things worked out better than we had planned Capital from boy, woman and man We were like ink and paper Numbers on a calculator Knew arithmetic so well Working overtime completed what was assigned We had to multiply ourselves A bouncing little baby A shiny copper penny And he spent himself Would not listen to us But when he lost his appetite He lost his weight in friends Baby became a fat nickel so fast Then came puberty Exponentially Soon our boy became a million People loved him so And helped him to grow Everyone knew the thing that was best Of course, he must invest A penny won't do But he made us proud He made us rich But how were we to know He's counterfeit Now everything's ruined ------------------ You might surprise yourself.

Another Day In Paradise
You know I have really been trying to understand how everything has ended up so wrong. I feel that everything I have believed about people to be completely and utterly wrong. I actually thought that being a marine wife meant that the other wives that I met would be decent and caring individuals that understood how I felt and gave me someone to relate to. I come to find out that is nothing but a lie. I truly believed these women I had come to know were my friends and would stick by me. I have found out that they are quick to save there own behinds and lie to keep themselves out of trouble. The sad part about it all is when you bring my family in to this garbage and make false allegations when the consequences of these actions can bring devastating affects. Now I am stuck in a place that I can't get out of. I must be patient and the truth will prevail! I just hate having to watch all this havoc go on for no reason. I must say to the people this pertains to, I feel so sorry for you and th

I Tried!
I felt your face and i think it kind of looks like mine... If it had would it look like it had my eyes... Would you believe me if i said im tired....of this Well here we go now one more time! I tried to climb your steps I tried to chase you down I tried to see how...low i could get down too the ground and... I tried to earn my way I tried to tame this night You better believe that ive tried to be there..... Whatever is said it goes on and on over and over...and over again keep spinning around i know that it wont stop till i step down from this for good I never thought id end up here...never.... Thought id be standing where i am I guess i kinda thought it would be easier.....than this I guess....I was wrong now one more time!! I tried to climb your steps I tried to chase you down I tried to see how...low i could get down too the ground and... I tried to earn my way I tried to tame this night You better believe that ive tried to be this..... Whatever i

Its A Heartahce
It's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Hits you when it's too late, Hits you when you're down. It's a fool's game, Nothin' but a fool's game: Standing in the cold rain, Feeling like a clown. It's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Love her till your arms break, Then she lets you down. It ain't right with love to share, When you find she doesn't care for you. It ain't wise to need someone, As much as I depended on you. Ah, it's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Hits you when it's too late, Hits you when you're down. Ah, nah, nah! Oh, it ain't right with love to share, When you find she doesn't care for you. It ain't wise to need someone, As much as I depended on you. Ooh. Ah, it's a heartache, Nothin' but a heartache: Love her till your arms break, Then she lets you down. (Oh, it's a heartache, Oh, it's a fool's game, (Nothin' but a heartache:) Standing in the cold rain, (Standing in the cold rain.) Feelin' like a clown. (It

Friendship
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

To Every Girl...
To every girl that dresses cute not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about

Blah ......new Blog
hmm so whats new.. Not much Iv been bored.. Drinking smoking weed.. Tryin to fix this shit hole we live in keeping myself busy and being kept in the dark as to my legal situation! Oh well tis life n it goes on till the powers to be choose otherwise! How a coke head is in charge I will never know Its like Im cursed From em Got crazy bush out to kill us all n my stalker just out to do w/e to me lol Anyways Im usually on myspace once a day so.. add me on myspace but dont use microsoft use firefox or bill gates will fuck your shit up lol jk http://www.myspace.com/fakehater27

~bosslady's I'm Nekkid Contest~
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEV

Murphy's Law Of Sex....
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are

Kinky
**ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHERRY GIFT SHOP WHEATHER ITS ONE BIG GIFT OR SEV

Guts Or Balls
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!

Twistin The Night Away
Let me tell you 'bout a place somewhere up in New York ways Where the people are so gay twisting the night away. Here they have a lot of fun puttin' trouble on the run Man you'll find the old and young twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's doing great Man they're twisting twisting twisting the night away. Here's a fellow in blue jeans who's dancing with an older queen Drolled up in her diamond rings twisting the night away. Oh man you ought to see her go twisting to the rock and roll Man there ain't nothing like twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's feeling great . . . Twisting twisting everybody's doing great . . . Here's a man in evening clothes how he got there I don't know Oh man you ought to see him go twisting the night away. He's dancing with a chick in slacks that chicks moving up and back Oh man there ain't nothing like twisting the night away. Twisting twisting everybody's doing

Gadget Toilet Made For Modern Kings And Queens
SINGAPORE (Reuters Life!) - Think you deserve a throne? A U.S. plumbing firm has created a luxury toilet equipped with laptop computer and flat-screen TV which it plans to give away in an online sweepstake. Ohio-based Roto-Rooter says its "Pimped Out John" is designed to "fulfil all your wildest bathroom dreams". Special features include an iPod music player and speakers, an Xbox video game console, a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks and a cycling exercise machine. "The bathroom is the perfect place for your very own throne. It shouldn't always be regarded as the room of last resort," said Steven Pollyea, Roto-Rooter vice president of marketing, in a press release emailed to Reuters. "The average person spends 11,862 hours in the bathroom, which equals one year, four months and five days in a lifetime... a toilet should be the most wonderful location in your home." Roto-Rooter spokesman Paul Abrams said the firm spent about $5,000 on parts and components t

Maggie May
Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you; it's late September and I really should be back at school. I know I keep you amused but I feel I'm being used oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore. You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone. You stole my heart and that's what really hurts. The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age but that don't worry me none in my eyes you're ev'rything. I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore. You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone. You stole my soule that's a pain I can do without. All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand but you turned into a lover and Mother what a lover ! You wore me out. All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore. You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone. You

Bodyjar-one In A Million
Sometimes when I'm driving in my car I wish that you would take the wheel But you're not there, Its so unfair What if I hit that dog again? Sometimes when I'm lying in my bed I let those voices in my head Influence me, to some degree Now I'm not sure of anything I wish you knew what I was thinking of They told me to breathe, They told me to lie down I figured it out, you're one in a million 'Cause I'm writing the words down I figure my chances are one in a million I dont know why, and I dont know where to begin Sometimes when I'm running out of cash I'll jump a taxi in a flash I know its wrong, his light was on And I just had to get to you Sometimes when I'm talking on the phone I get advice from the dial tone Its nothing knew, and I'm confused I know i'm losing my mind. I wish you knew what I was thinking of They told me to breathe, told me to lie down I figured it out, you're one in a million 'Cause I'm writing the words down I f

Linea 77-ketchup Suicide
Like dogs for a bone the flies are fighting. You see me on your back, I’m just a cunt, I’m waiting here, I’m not your useful contact, I’m just the last one, Don't stay so close to... So far...please, talk to me honestly. It's not because i don't like you just because i don't care about you And watch me diyng. Shame on you fool, on your game, on your perfect day. Glorify, celebrate, duplicate, love what you hate. You are the last, little, simbol of decadence, Try to show me the best, come on, make it quick, I'm boring of waiting. Surprise me, bite me and watch me diyng. Have you ever been like water? Surprise me...the first question is: How long you are going to smile, when you need to scream? Just right but ... Bite me... the second question is: Can i be the last one? Yes, we play, you win and we loose. We play, you win and we loose. Be quite, be sure, be cool. Be quite, be sure, be cool and i will die in a ketchup suicide. Surprise me, bite me and watch

Stop By And Leave Comments
Sexiest EYES contest!!! I know i got some friends on here that will vote for me on this 1, cuz ive gotten a few compliemnts on my eyes hehe...so come by and leave me some comments! Thank youu! Click on da pic and help me out!

A Special Day!
Today Feb 8th is Dodgers Birthday, his 1st! I dont know how we will be celebrating yet. I did have a chat with him tonight about girl dogs since he is getting older & may be taking an interest (hasnt been fixed yet) lol. I think it was one of those blah blah blah moments because he wagged his tail & kissed me ;) Dodger is in the cutest pet pic contest (if u hadnt heard already). If you would like to place a comment vote for him, the link is below. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=261283&albumid=198359&i=3396330849 Enjoy your day! Hugs to you all =)

Clawfinger-the Truth
Speak the truth don't you dare lie to me I've seen it all before the way you disagree the way you always attack all the things that you say the way you turn your back and then you walk away shut your mouth and open up your eyes you better take your time and try to realize that no-one's free from sin and when I look at you I scream within WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU you raise yourself up to a higher degree and look down in disgust at our misery you're no better than your enemy but it's easy to hate what you just can't be don't deny the fact that you're a mortal man you can't escape from death when it's close at hand don't sit upon a pedestal and raise your voice if you're too deaf to listen to the people's choice truth, tell me the truth, the truth motherfucker tell me the truth, tell me the truth, tell me the truth the truth you sucker you play us out and take us all for fools but I never understood who even made the rules I'll make my stand against supremacy cos h

Apparently I Have A Lot To Say Today...
Twice in the same day...but for some reason this blog calls to me. It's as if there's something I need to say or perhaps a better word for what I feel compelled to do would be vent. My life has been quite complicated as of late. Not only am I confronted daily with the fact that I am a 33 year old, divorced, bisexual mother of 2 but to add to it what my heart's been going through recently...it's insanity at it's most insane. I won't bore you with the details or anything so trivial as names and actual events but I will pose to you this question...Are all men as stubborn and pigheaded and macho wannabe as the one I've been dealing with? I mean can we chalk it up to some hormonal or chromosomal deficiency? Or is it an environmental thing that causes a chain reaction? Perhaps something in the water? Is unwillingness to admit that you may need someone a normal guy thing? Could this possibly be the reason for never wanting to stop for directions when they're lost on the interstate in BFE at

I Used To Be Afraid Of The Dark...but Then I Realized I Am The Boogyman.
Ok, folks, our subject today will be.....FEAR. I've been thinking a lot on this subject this evening...fear and phobias. The dictionary defines phobias thusly: 1. A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a specific thing or situation that compels one to avoid it, despite the awareness and reassurance that it is not dangerous. 2. A strong fear, dislike, or aversion. Everyone fears SOMETHING...the dark, the monster in the closet, creepy crawly things, ice(yes it's a real phobia...pagophobia), clowns, heights...hell, I even saw a woman on TV that's afraid of goldfish. Her reasoning behind this? They are the only animal she has ever seen that doesn't blink. Apparently, because they don't blink she thinks they're staring at her...studying her...perhaps plotting her grisly demise. HAHA imagine that...murdered bare finned. What will they think of next?... The most common fear that i see in people...and when I say people I mostly mean MEN...is commitmentphobia. Again, it's a r

Pleasure
Soft, supple lips entwined passionate yet tender Feelings so amazing love surely will render Lustful touch brings her arousal so intense Mind swimming in pleasure that nothing makes sense Stiffening pressure from deep within passion Moisture that glistens is passions reaction They join and become one so slow and controlled Orgasmic delights soon taking it's hold Release turns to longing more ultimate pleasure Lust turns to love then something to treasure by Michelle

A Letter To Alcohol
First & foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you’re even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I’ve been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best Interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want tohear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage withcheese, onion and mus

A Perfect Circle 46 Song Playlist--leave Comments If U Like It Please
"IF YOU CHOOSE TO PULL THE TRIGGER....SHOULD YOUR DRAMA PROVE SINCERE. DO IT SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM HERE."--MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN (TOOL & A PERFECT CIRCLE) FROM "THE OUTSIDER" "So pure So rare To witness such an earthly goddess That I've lost my self control Beyond compelled to throw this dollar down before your Holiest of altars I'd sell My soul My self-esteem a dollar at a time One chance One kiss One taste of you my Magdalena" --MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN (Magdalena) 3 LIBRAS threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back, a name in your recollection, thrown down among a million same. difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy. here i am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded. but i

Rob Thomas-ever The Same
We were drawn from the weeds We were brave like soldiers Falling down under the pale moonlight You were holding to me Like a someone broken And I couldn't tell you but I'm telling you now Just let me hold you while you're falling apart Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down Fall on me Tell me everything you want me to be Forever with you forever in me Ever the same We would stand in the wind We were free like water Flowing down Under the warmth of the sun Now it's cold and we're scared And we've both been shaken Hey, look at us Man, this doesn't need to be the end Just let me hold you while you're falling apart Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be Forever with you Forever in me Ever the same Call on me I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me Forever it's you Forever in me Ever the same You may need me there To carry all your weight But you're no burden I assure You tid

My Valentine .....
CONTEST STARTED FEB 1 WILL END FEB 13TH MIDNIGHT EST. GO SHOW THESE FELLAZ SOME LUV,THEY WANNA BE MY VALENTINE,AND IF YOU WANNA ENTER YOU HAVE TO PLAY CATCH UP(JUST SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW).. GOOD LUCK ! **COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED ** BKM 267 BEN DOVER BRONX NY'S OWN OBX WOLF LATINO HEAT GREEN LANTERN OZ Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Arch Enemy-we Will Rise
Tear down the walls Wake up the world Ignorance is not bliss So fed up with second best Our time is here and now I am the enemy I am the antidote Watch me closely I will stand up - now We will rise Rise above Stereotype Fools Playing the game Nothing unique They all look the same In this sea of mediocrity I can be anything Anything I want to be We will rise ------------------- In 2000, hot fuckable Angela Gossow picks up the pieces of Arch Enemy, and drives it home (in my pants) with this melodic facker.

Once Again
WELL I GUESS THIS IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY INSTINCTS THAT ARE THEIR TO PROTECT ME JUST SEEM TO GET ME HURT--EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE RIGHT EVERY TIME? I DONT THINK I CAN MEND MY BROKEN HEART THIS TIME--OR MY TRUST IN PEOPLE--ITS JUST ONE TOO MANY TIMES NOW. AND THE THING THAT SUCKS IS HE GAVE UP ON ME WAY TO EASY--BLAMED IT ON ALL KINDS OF THINGS--BUT IN THE END I JUST DONT THINK HE LOVED ME. IT WAS TOO EASY FOR HIM TO LEAVE--TO BELEIVE I WOULD DO SOMETHING UNDERHANDED LIKE SET A TRAP FOR HIM--AND THEN HE FELL HEAD LONG INTO THE TRAP THE OTHER ONE ACTUALLY SET. AND I CAME OUT THE LOOSER--OF COURSE HER GIG WAS UP--HE BUSTED HER ON IT--BUT THE DOUBTS WERE THERE AND NOW HE IS GONE--AND HE WENT WAY TOO EASY--SO HOW DO I MEND IT THIS TIME--MY HEART MY TRUST--MY SOUL--ITS ALL GONE NOW AND SO IS HE--OFF TO GREENER PASTURES I GUESS--AND IM LEFT ALONE AND HURTING AND DEVEASTATED--WILL I EVER COME BACK FROM THIS--NO DONT THINK SO--BUT I HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO EASE THE HU

Cherokee Dawn~
Cherokee Dawn I awaken to the silence, Softly it wraps around the world; Dreams still float upon the air, Not yet ready to loosen their memory. Quietly I step outside, The sleeping world unaware that I am there; Above me the sky is still dark, Stars still glimmer, but the moon is low. All about me the air is hushed, Breezes gently ruffle my hair; caress my cheek First morning song of the lark gently wafts across the valley, Seems for me she sings alone. In the east there now is a faint luminescence, A hint of pearly tones etch the edges of the tree crowned hills; Strong and tall they await the coming, Of a new day, filled with promise. More light gently flows westward, Now across the valley I see a vision; The hills are wreathed in a living mist, It moves, touches each thing in it's path. The sky now is filled with glorious colors, blue, cerise, lavender, the hues of dawn; Mists slowly ebb backward into the forests, Retreating, going home to await th

Naughty App:
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON