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Wet And Naked Superbowl LoveDONT LEAVE YET! NAKED GAME PIC IS HONESTLY JUST BELOW!!!!
OK FIRST SINCE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION TO COME INSIDE PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE A FELLOW CHERRY SOME LOVE??? I NEED SOME OF YOU TO MAD BOMB MY PIC. ITS FOR ME TO WIN A PLATINUM CHERRY... COME ON PLEASE ITS NOT LIKE IT TAKES THAT MUCH TIME OR EFFORT TO HIT ON IT FOR A BIT. I KNOW CUZ I DO IT ALL OF THE TIME FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO ASKS ME TOO. I DONT MIND HELPING PEOPLE OUT!! IN FACT I ENJOY BEING ABLE TO DO FOR OTHERS BEFORE MYSELF. SO CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW SOME PASSION FOR ME AND DO THIS FOR ME??? WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED I WILL DEFINETLY DO FOR YOU!!!! THANK YOU!!
OK HERE IS A PIC OF SOME HOT, SEXY, & ALMOST NAKED CHICKS ON GAME DAY FOR YOU!!!
Walmart WinesWal-Mart announced that, on February 14, 2007, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ... WALMART's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of WalMart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart
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Sundance Film FestivalI had two movies that made it to the Sundance film festival and I'm just finding out this week! LOLOne was called The Ten and the other was called Life Support!
Thanxsi wanna thak everyone for ratin and addin me.
Another Goofy QuizYour Kissing Purity Score: 9% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Kissing Purity Test
WowI have been running from set to set and photoshoot to photoshoot and interview to interview..
I cant wait until I'm fully moved and have a relaxing bubble bath!!!
[ C H E L L E ] . . . #1Well, these last two days have been weird, Stickam... getting banned, one matter, you know, resolved, but theres someone else, who still wants some shit stirred up. Trying to get me banned. It's pissing off so I felt like writen about it. Anyways, i'm gonna try and get more pics for you guys, but in the mean time, just comment, add me, rate the pics I already have, fan me, and if you'd like, Crush on Me! HarHar =] Yessum, I'm veeeeery Bored. Argh =[ ... [ C h e l l e ] . . . [xXx]
KissingYour Kissing Purity Score: 9% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Kissing Purity Test
Must ReadOur dog Abbey died on November 23. The day after Abbey died, our four-year-old daughter Meredith was so very upset. She wanted to write a letter to God, so that God would recognize Abbey in Heaven. She told me what to write, and I did. Then Meredith placed two pictures of Abbey in the envelope. We addressed it to God In Heaven, put two stamps on it (because, as Meredith said, it could be a long way to Heaven). We put our return address on the envelope, and I let Meredith put it in the drop box at the post office that afternoon. She was absolutely certain that her letter would get to Heaven, and I was not about to disillusion her.
Now here we are several weeks later. Today we took the children to a local museum. When we came home, there was a package wrapped in gold on our front porch. It was addressed to Meredith, so she took it inside and opened it.
Inside was a book: WHEN YOUR PET DIES, by Mr. Rogers (the late Fred Rogers). On the front cover was the letter we had
One Of My Most Favorite Player Morris BradshawMorris Bradshaw of the Oakland Raiders
Q: Who were some of your favorite teammates?
Morris Bradshaw: I would probably have to start with the guys I was drafted with in 1974. Henry Lawrence was our first round draft pick and I ended up rooming with Henry whose nickname was “Killer.” Dave Casper and Mark van Eeghen, I ended up becoming fairly good friends with all of them. As I got more entrenched on the team I ended up becoming friends with guys like Clarence Davis, Jack Tatum, Cliff Branch, Willie Brown and Fred Biletnikoff. These were guys, as far as your teammates were concerned, that I ended up having very good relationships with.
Q: Do you still keep in touch with any of your teammates?
Morris Bradshaw: Because of what I do here with the Raiders now, I stay in touch with all of them. Some more so than others because of geography and things of that nature. Mark van Eeghen lives in Rhode Island but our families were pretty close with our kids growing up, they are all adul
.quizuniverse.comYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Master WagesTHE OLD MASTERS WAGES
I meet a dear old man today
Who wore a Masonic pin,
It was old and faded like the man
Its edges were worn quite thin
I approached the park bench where he sat
To give the old brother his do
I said, I see youve traveled east
He said, I have, have you
I said, I have and in my day
Before the all seeing sun
I pl
Traditional 5-7-5 HaikuHere are just a few I have written
I hope you enjoy them
*new will always be on top*
Springtime wet bone aches
Longing for summer heat waves
Waiting for night fall
Night time city heat
Floresent neon aglow
Cruising on the strip
Pipes rumble pegs down
Rows of riders leather clad
Parade for the dead
Spice jazz blues swirl
Breath in life sorrow pain and truth
Carving roads... we do
Life drink it deeply
Surrender never to the strain
Taste love with out shame
Blood flowing sweet thick
Life beating fading ending
No pain no tears... bye
Why do we end love
Could it be change that we seek
Love joy life death... live
Pinpricked black then blue
Dark fading into light
Regrets... I have none
Chocolate sweet hot
Melding in a liquid mound
Sweetness licked up down
Pears wet honey sweet
Juices dripping neath the sheet
Time knows what will be
Rain pouring down... mad
Trapped in a house stale air
Can't ride or hide... insane
Blacktop highway w
What Can I Say...Your Kissing Purity Score: 9% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Kissing Purity Test
Most Loved Cherry Tapper/blissMy gal Maniacal Bliss is in The Most Loved Cherry Tapper contest.
Would you be so kind as to help bomb the hell outta her pic?
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Crushesso yeah this second crush of mine is about as old as my dad.....EWWWWWWWW! i figured out my first crush and well i dont mind him. kinda an ass but u cant win 'em all! the person im crushing on has still yet to figure me out...*sigh* but its ok hell find out on valentines day!
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Ok Another ContestSomeone nominated Me for This..So I guess I'm going for it.
Help out if you can...Thanks EVIL
My First Contesthi everyone i'm in my first contest so if you have nothing else to do you can rate and comment me and thank you jovichic for putting me forward
good luck to everyone who is in the contest tazzy is also in the best loved cherry
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boo boo and =(^ ^)= uber cherry also need some love
Your Smile For Today,enjoyThe priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father" said the old man, "she started to repay me with sexual favours"
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those tense circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That is a great load off my mind. However, I do have one more question."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
***
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.
As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!"
The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look.
A few minutes
Are You Ready For Some Football??I'm sooo sad my EAGLES didn't make it, but GO BEARS!!! *giggle*
I will be LIVE on cam after the game! I'm also uploading TONS of new pics and 2 new videos. Tonights free fanclub show will be at midnight eastern. See you there and have fun watching the game and of course the commercials!!! xoxoxo Cass
ValentinesSo for Valentines day I'm giving Amanda a little early gift. I'm taking her to see one of our favorite bands, The Cruxshadows ^_^ They're playing real close to here on the 13th, I'm so excited.
Kissing Purity TestYour Kissing Purity Score: 17% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Kissing Purity Test
This Year So Far...Well so far this year has been pretty decent and hasent kicked me in the ass like many before. Ive decided that this year is going to be the year of making changes and not letting myself settle for just anything. Thats why I am joining the National Guard. I need to prove to myself that I am capable of more then just the day by day desk job. I am going to train to be a Flight Medic and I leave for bootcamp in July. I have naver done anything in my life that required me to take chances, I wake up at the same time everyday and I go to work because thats what I thought you are supposed to do as you get older. I dont want to do that anymore, I want to help people and make a difference in someones life. I think everyone has a job to do here on earth and I dont think I will be satisfied until mine is done!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Five Variable Love Profile..Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're
Robot Chickenhttp://cartoons.peekvid.com/s1841/e59305/
lol robot chicken rules! lol ahh such a retardacon lol
To Discipline Or Not To DisciplineWayOutMan@ CherryTAP is taking a beating (no pun intended) in his Mumm on "To discipline or not to discipline? That is the ?????" when referencing the ability to discipline another parent's child. I think many are immediately considering disciplining to mean spanking, a slap on the wrist, etc.
This was my comment on his Mumm:
When my daughter was 18 months old, I had a roommate who had her 4 yr old son living with us. The 4 yo old reached up for my crystal candlestick holder (value $200) on the mantle in a rough manner and almost broke it into pieces. Luckily, I was able to intervene and save the candlestick holder.
The child? I told him, "No, you shouldn't grab things off of the mantle." My roommate told me that I was not to discipline her child.
I looked at her real funny. I felt that I had every right to tell him, "No!" Don't you???
So, what do you think. Would you have a right to discipline the child or not????
AmazingLife Is A Constant Up And Down Ride, As We Walk Aimlessly Til We Find That One Person That We Want As A Partner For Life. Once We've Found Them It Seems Like Nothing Could Remove Them Or Take Their Place. Its What We're Put Here For And What Makes Life Bright. Hugs And MUAHZZZ To The Sweetie In My Life.
Howdy14 weeks of no cutting of myself..goal is 40.. have a friend over for the weekend. saw mom today.. things r ok..
Which Of The X-men Are You?You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes
Which of the X-Men Are You?
HelpA message to all my friends please help me out in this contest i am losing by about 15 votes I will return the favor to anyone who helps me out. thanks again just copy and paste the link below
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My Yahoo Messangermy yahoo wont stayed conneced
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I Miss College.It's finals. I'm far too fucked to recall the bitching party (And by bitching I mean it ended at 6:10 AM).
So until I'm not swamped with shit to do, here's another reason that my friends and I are bad people.
pinklady2383: I stole Veleveta shells and cheese from the hungry.
pinklady2383: I'm so going to hell.
TweekerChickQC: We are in college and broke.
TweekerChickQC: Technically we are the hungry.
pinklady2383: Jimmy yelled at me. I was like I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON BOOZE YOU DRANK!
pinklady2383: He's like.... carry on...
TweekerchickQC: Gotta love his sense of responsibility.
pinklady2383: He tries to be a good little catholic republican
TweekerChickQC: While allowing his boss to steal from the hungry.
pinklady2383: Like I said, he's a republican.
TweekerChickQC: So if you want to be techincal about it, he's doing a great job.
How's Your Body Image?Your Body Image is 4% Unhealthy, 96% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies!
How's Your Body Image?
My Love TypeYour Love Type: ESFP
The Performer
In love, you relish every moment and tend to get caught up in passion.
For you, sex is how you get in touch with all your senses.
Overall, you are creative, popular, and flexible.
However, you tend to dislike criticism and avoid any conflict.
Best matches: ISTJ or ISFJ
What's Your Love Type?
HostageHostage
A whispered knocking at my heart
A rhythmic tapping since the start
A lonesome soul that cries for more
And there you stand outside the door.
You will not talk, or sing, or dance
You can not stand to take the chance
You will not touch to mesh or hold
You will not feel the rose unfold.
The constant pain inside my head
The sheets unwarmed upon my bed
The days and nights becoming years
The toll of truth becoming tears.
You will not stay, nor will you go
Pull me to, nor toss me fro
Be together or be apart
You hold me hostage by the heart.
A whispered knocking at my door
A rhythmic tapping needing more
A lonesome soul that begs to be
A patient prisoner set free.
~Andi~
My Friends Are Psychic.AIM again.
I should marry this guy.
I couldn't have said this better myself.
NapalmMage: Hairy Potter and the chamber of secrets....a fucking 3 hour long kids movie? That's cruel.
TweekerChickQC: i hate harry potter.
NapalmMage: But I look forward to the kid that plays him growing up to be a severely fucked up individual.
Forks And Toes.As much as working with children is a gigantic pain in my ass, every now and again it has its perks. The other day, I rolled into work, in ripped jeans, old sneakers and a hoodie. The first thing any guy I knew said was "What the FUCK happened to you?" But no, not those kids. I was sitting there in all my nastiness and Brian comes up to me, simply to tell me, and I quote "Damn Clare, your hella fine!"
Now, I can handle a 13 year old thinking I'm hot. I'm mature, I'm good at my job, all that shit. I sat across from him at dinner. About halfway through the meal, I felt something move at the inside of my left ankle. Being taller than all the kids, I pulled my foot back. Then it happened on the right one. I pulled that back too. About halfway up my calf, I realized that a 13 year old was trying to play footsie with me. So I did what any normal self respecting staff would've done.
I waited till he got to my knee and stabbed him in the toe with a fork.
Which sparked this conversation (And
What's Your Theme Song?Your Theme Song is Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears
"It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious"
Heartbreaker, superflirt, player... you've been called all of those.
You're not that innocent, and you know that you have a super sexy vibe!
What's Your Theme Song?
The Things In Life That Really Matter.I love my male friends.
They really know what matters in life.
TweekerChickQC: I've missed you lately hon!
TweekerChickQC: I thought you left me with someone with a small
head or social retardation or something.
NapalmMage: LOL Nah, things have just been heavy lately.
NapalmMage: There is one plus to having a chick with a small head
TweekerChickQC: What's that?
NapalmMage: My dick looked friggin HUGE in her mouth.
The Host Of This Contest Is A Good Friend On Mine Yall Check It Out !!!!!ARE YOU BORED & LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO?
WANNA BOOST YOUR LEVEL & WIN PRIZES TO DO IT?
THEN HERE'S THE CONTEST JUST FOR YOU!!
20 PEOPLE BATTLING IT OUT FOR 10,000 COMMENTS & THE HIGHEST RATINGS
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Proof I'm Aging.Growing up is hard. Realizing that your growing OLDER is even harder. Yes, I am aware that I'm 24 and far away from the age of Geritol and Depends, but regardless, I'm almost 25. Which is ancient to the part of me that wanted to stay 18 forever. It all started the other night at Walmart. Shawn and I used to spend countless hours in the toy isle, causing trouble, running around, and playing until our little hearts were content. Now, we last about 20 minutes around the entire store before we want to go home and sleep. Employment seems to do that to a person.
Because my parents are visiting in about a half an hour, I was speed cleaning and I found an old sales receipt from Walmart, and the one from yesterday.
Here's how they stack up:
Old receipt:
3 Magazines
1 Hair Dye in an Unnatural color
1 Spiderman action figure
1 Bag Cooler Ranch Doritos
2 Gallons of Orange Juice (for drinking and tripping purposes)
1 Bottle advil
2 Packs of Gum
1 Package of Twizzlers
4 Packages of Zours
What Drug Are You?Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Holiday Season Survival GuideThe holiday season is well underway, and we all know what that means. You can no longer shield your significant other from the craziness that is your family (or vice versa, depending on your taste in partners). No matter what precautions you take, it will inevitably be a disaster. But there are some things that can be done to minimize the carnage and maybe even keep your girlfriend from leaving your stupid ass for someone with a less crazy family.
Thus, my holiday gift to you is this.
1. Remember. You want these people to like you. You want them to like you a whole, whole lot. Her family has been around a lot longer than you have. Their opinion carries a lot of weight. Bring some Chap Stick; you're going to need it with all the ass you're going to be kissing.
2. Leave your relationship problems at the door. You are with someone's little girl. When you pull into the driveway, pretend that your relationship is hunky dory. Even if it's a dirty, filthy lie. You are outnumbered. Sh
If I Told You I Love YouIf I told you I love you what would you say ?
Would you tell me you felt the same or would you just walk away?
For now I know my Heart has been yours all along.
Still I have tried to move past it and tired to be strong.
Every time I see you it fills me with joy.
Then im filled with sadness cause I know you will never be my boy.
I wrote this poem to tell you how I feel.
To get these things off my mind and to be real.
Broken SoulFeels like everything is going wrong.
I feel so tired of trying to be so strong.
My mind needs a soft place to rest.
I need somewhere that im not too pressed.
Afraid to say what's on my mind.
Which is strange for me cause im usually not that kind.
Still im too afraid to let you in.
Cause if I did I would lose not win.
And since this is the way my life always goes.
Ill just bring this all to a close.
Defining The Douchebag-the Corporate EditionA few years ago, I did a post titled "Defining the douchebag." It was great and relevent, when I was in college. However, I am no longer in college, I am now an adult in the corporate world. Which is full to the brim with all sorts of douchebags. So I bring you, Defining The Douchebag: The Corporate World Edition.
There are so many categories of the douchebags you will run into in the corporate setting that I definately don't have time to define them all for you here. So this will most likely be a first of a few installments.
If this offends you, it's probably because I'm describing you and exactly why your coworkers hate you.
1. This Isn't College Anymore? This specific douchebag drives me fucking crazy. They have a tendency to stumble into work every day in wrinkled, dirty clothes, reeking like rum and pot. That's fine, I've committed that particular sin more times than I'd care to admit. But the major difference here, is while I'm still too drunk to function I sit quietly a
Defining The DouchebagThe one thing about college that drives me nuts is that although there are all sorts of new people, most of them are douchebags. So I present to you, the defining characteristics and ways of identifying these asshats.
I. Future sorority girls. These are the most easily identifiable by their use of words such as "like" and "ohmigod". They are normally found leaning against the wall outside of the popular dormitories. Not because this is cool, simply because they are normally too drunk to figure out the intricate workings of the door. Their distinguishing characteristics include abnormally tall shoes, heavy foundation and the chronic inability to dress appropriately for the weather. You can often find these girls crying in the bathroom mumbling phrases such as "he promised he'd call" and "he said he loved me".
II. Future fraternity boys. These are the perfect compliment to the girls above. They are normally very good looking, with perfectly styled hair. They wear Abercrombie shir
An Open Letter To The Lady Infront Of Me At WalgreensAn open letter to the lady in line in front of me at Walgreens,
I saw you pull up in your brand new Lexus (the temporary plates were a dead give away). I was the girl who pulled in beside you that you ignored. Fine. We wound up in line together. Don't think I didn't notice the Manolo Blahniks shoes, the Versace coat and the Loius Vuitton purse (from the pastel collection, even). I was the one with the same pair of Armani glasses on.
I was also the one who watched you put down 2 Red Bull energy drinks, and bitch out the cashier because they were supposedly 70 cents off. They weren't.
Yup. That's me. I was the cute little college chick in the middle of finals, who just ran out of caffeine and refined sugar. I was the one with the blue jelly bracelets up my arm, and the pissed off look on her face.
I was the one who watched you bitch at a cashier over $1.40 when your purse costs more than I make in a month. I was also the one who slammed that $1.40 down on the counter and told you t
Cant You Seethe weight of the world feels like it's on my shoulders.
pushing me down like a ton of boulders.
would someone please come help me with this load.
sometimes i feel like im going to explode.
my heart feels like it's being ripped out my chest.
will already let it rest?
will you be happier if i DIE?
all i want to do is make you happy, and i constantly try.
Well maybe someday you'll see.
What all this has done to me.
Light In The DarknessLife's darkness covers me.
The twists and turns have come making the night seem never ending.
I see you there in the shadows, your love shines through the darkness like a distant star making the shadows fade.
Your embrace takes me out and shows me the way.
The darkness slowly disappears as i feel you next to me.
Your love consumes me and now as dawn approaches i know i am whole.
We are lifted out of the darkness together as loves light feels the inner most parts of our souls.
Run In With The LawToday pretty much blew goats.
I'll spare you all the stories of the negative numbers in my bank account, or the fact that one of my best friends can lean on me whenever she needs something but if I'm not in top form she acts like a huge raging bitch (she's had a bad few days too..She's sick..But not too sick to ditch me to get laid).
Instead, I'll give you the icing on the cake.
I got a speeding ticket.
I may have been going a little fast.
Fine.
After getting shit from the cop as to why the car doesn't trace back to my name (it traces back to my dad's, we have the same last name and look exactly the same) this woman starts grilling me about why my car has plates from Minnesota.
I almost told her that it was because that's where I stole it from.
Tell them what they want to hear, that's my philosophy.
She then writes me a ticket for the speeding, the taillight that some asshole broke with a beer bottle, and get this.
Not wearing my glasses while driving.
Anyone who
SickWell, I was going to go to my Uncle's Superbowl party tonight, but now I'm not. I have a sore throat and feel achy. :( Still be watching at home.
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50 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex.So. A buddy from thatsjustnotright.com found this little gem.
It's called Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex.
Ive never met the author, but I don't like him.
If he wants to speak for all women and assume we all want some nerdy little pussy whipped sissy, that's fine.
I'd like to take this opportuity to post my rebuttal, for those of you that don't read the forums I frequent.
The Politics of Fucking
aka
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.
2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation.
3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't,
What Not To BuyHere's a list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day:
~ A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the
fact you ate all the caramel ones.
~ Any food item with the words "diet", "light", or "high fiber" on the
label.
~ Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.
~ Poetry, no matter how heartfelt, that starts out "There was once a
girl from Nantucket... "
~ Anything you ever gave another woman, including your mother.
~ Any clothing item with the words "push-up" or "slim-down" on the
label.
~ Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder
side of Sears.
~ A gift certificate.
~ Cash.
~ Lingerie that you think will look almost as good on her as on the
Victoria's Secret model.
~ Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the
way over, even if you didn't.
~ An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"
Girly Survey Wooooo50 girl questions...answer them with the truth..
what color is your bra?
blue
Do you straighten your hair everyday?
I used to
Do you worry about the size of your boobs?
nah...everyone says they're fine lol
What's your favorite girly magazine?
I don't read magazines
Would you kill for chocolate?
OMG YES
Jeans or skirts?
depends on my mood. hippie skirts in the summer usually
Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
not really
Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
I have...it's not really worth the time lol
Would you leave the house without makeup on?:
I just did this morning lol
Do you consider making out "unladylike"
nope
On a scale of 1-10, how fun is shopping?:
depends on what I'm shopping for and how much money I can spend, but usually between 8-10
Are you spoiled?
I will be ;)
Do you think lipgloss is the best?:
I don't wear it very often
Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
If I
Ryan Huston - DaydreamsI love this singer... He's not popular but he's on his way. Watch the video... This guy is a totaly babe :)
Help My Friendthis link will take you to a set of beautiful eyes that belong to a friend of mine and she needs all the comments she can get in this contest. Thanks to all my friends and i am sure she will apriciate all the help
Fetish FairDave and I went to the fetish fair yesterday and I got fitted for my first custom corset!!! Damn thing is going to cost me 450 bucks but its going to be gorgeous, its hunter green brocade with gold, it will look kinda like this, only in green (this purple one is the one I tried on)
while I was being fitted, I heard for the first time in my life...."you need a smaller cup for the bust" ahahahaha I was so excited. I could not believe how good I looked in a "real" corset...I didnt know that kind of shape was possible for me
anyway...if i stick with the payment plan I should have it by October heheh
it will be in this shape
We bought some fun new toys and made some new friends too :) We found a lady that makes dungeon furniture that lives right down the street from Dave's parents ahahahahaha
FriendsFRIENDS IS A WORD THAT I DON'T THROW AROUND . THOUGH IT'S USED AND ABUSED , I STILL LIKE THE SOUND . I SAVE IT FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE DONE RIGHT BY ME . AND I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON IF EVER NEED BE. SOME OF MY FRIENDS DRIVE BIG LIMOUSINE'S . OWN RANCHES AND BANKS AND VISIT WITH QUEENS. AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE UP TO THEIR NECK. IN OVERDUE NOTES AND CAN'T WRITE A CHECK. THEY'RE SINGERS OR RAPERS OR WRITERS OF PROSE . AND OTHERS , GOD BLESS 'EM , CAN'T BLOW THEIR OWN NOSE . I GUESS BEIN FRIENDS DON'T HAVE NOTHIN TO DO . WITH TALENT OR MONEY OR KNOWIN WHO'S WHO .IT MAKES A FRIEND HAPPY TO SEE YOUR SUCESS. THEY'RE PROUD OF YER GOOD SIDE AND FORGIVE ALL THE REST . AND THAT AIN'T EEASY, ALL OF THE TIME . SOMETIMES I GET CRAZY AND SEEM TO GO BLIND. YER FRIEND JUST MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE YOU ON HOME .OR REMIND YOU SOMETIME THAT YOU'RE NOT ALONE . OR EVER SO GENTLY PULL YOU BACK TO THE GROUND. WHEN YOU THINK YOU CAN FLY WITH NO ONE AROUND . A HUG OR A SHAKE , WHICH EVER SEEMS RIGHT . IS THE HIGH POINT OF
I'm A DreamerYou Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?
SuperbowlWELL TODAY IS THE SUPERBOWL SUNDAY AND GO BEARS. I KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO WIN. WE ARE HAVING A PARTYING TODAY AND EVERYONE HERE IS GOING FOR THE BEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FORT HIS FOR A LONG TIME NOW AND I AM VERY HAPPY THAT THE DAY IS HERE NOW. WELL GOING TO GET READY TO PARTY ONE MORE NIGHT.
Survey - Im Bored... What Else Is There To Do? HahName 4 things in your purse/wallet:
1. Bank card
2. Drivers License
3. Military ID
4. Cash
Name 4 things you do when you're really stressed:
1. Read
2. Think
3. Go to the gym
4. Do something about the stress
Name 4 favorite fruits:
1. Peaches
2. Bananas
3. Apples
4. Pineapples
4 names you go by:
1. Sh0rty
2. Sis
3. Renee
4. Bitch
Super Bowl Sundayhey every body it's super bowl sunday and it's time to party at ~*~COWBOYS~TAVERN~*~ stop by and visit, we'll have a drink and watch the colts kick some azz, were ~OPEN~4~BUSINESS~ come on and meet my friends and we can get to know every body, see ya there at ~*~COWBOYS~TAVERN~*~ the address is WWW.CHERRY~TAP.COM have a great weekend and drink responsibly.....MR. THOMAS~COWBOY~CRUIT SR.
Quiz-type Of Writer?/theme SongYou Should Be a Song Writer
You have the ability to evoke emotion, tell a story, and hook someone...
In a very small amount of words, perhaps with some deft rhyming.
Even if you can't write music, you can sure write compelling lyrics.
Lyrics so good, people will have them stuck in their heads!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?
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Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
What's Your Theme Song?
A Little DownI am feeling a little down today, after breaking up with my bf I am still trying to get used to being alone again, being now its just me and my two year old, a little lonely now!!!
Damn AlcoholSo I'm having one of those mornings after drinking where you sit and contemplate why the hell you drink at all. I'm wishing I were dead right now lol.My head is pounding and I'm so queasy. I had a blast last night though, despite falling off a stool. But hey, that'll happen if you drink 10 raspberry kamis. Hope everyone had an awesome weekend!!
Phenomenal Woman: phenomenal women , pretty women wonder where my secret lies i'm not cute or built to suit a fashion models size but when i start to tell them they think i'm telling lies i say, it's in the reach on my arms the span of my hips, the stride of my step, the curl of my lips. i'm a women Phenomenally . Phenomenal woman, thats me . i walk into a room just as cool as you please , and to a man , the fellows stand or fall down to their knees . then they swarm around me , a hive of honey bees i say , it's the fire in my eyes and the flash of my teeth the swing in my waist and the joy in my feet i'm a woman . Phenomenally . Phenomenal woman thats me . men themselves have wondered what they see in me they try so much but they can't touch my inner mystery when i try to show them they say they still can't see. i say it's in the arch of my back the sun of my smile the ride of my breasts teh grace of my style i'm a woman .Phenomenally . Phenomenal woman . that's me
My Lifewell i am really happy rignt now my daughter is almost over her cold,i'm almost over mine.Me and _____ (my boyfriend)are doing very well hes very good to me and i don't have to pretend i'm happy like my last that lasted a year then i couldnt do it anymore so hopefuly everything stays like this
~4 My Babe Roush~If I could capture all my love
this, I tell u, I would do...
I'd put it in a keepsake bottle
made especially for u!
U'd never, ever have 2 be blue,
'cause u'd have plenty love
2 last all da year through!
So, here is a special bottle,
though not all my love would fit,
I still stuffed tons of hugs & kisses
down inside of it!
This Was On A Greeting Card I Sent My Female Best Friend....Why God made friends
He never intended for us to walk alone in life,
that is why he created friends.
He places these special people in our path to walk with us...
You and I have been friends along time.
Our hearts are interlocked and what we are together makes us stronger and helps us peserve.
Together we've tried out our wings, we've soared high, crashed, celebrated, and cried.
We've dried each others tears and picked up the pieces of broken dreams.
Together, we've made thing better than they were before.
It's not even so much the help we've given each other;
it's the absolute confidence that we are always there-waiting, willing, and ready to help.
Above all friendship is a gift of oneself to another;
Thank you for sharing such a beautiful gift with me.
By Vicky M Worsham
This is also for Andrew, and soon Nichole.
Common SenseI am 65 years old. My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed until today I read his obituary.
Obituary - Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with
Sorry...Sorry for not being around. I lost my job around the second of the new year and have been at a different job, which I am not to thrilled with. I did receive a phone call in which I might be getting my old job back. I will find out tomorro.
Hopefully I will be around more often than before.
Hugz
Hidden TalentYour Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!What's Your Hidden Talent?
My Deployment To IraqI am getting deployed to Iraq in May. I am with the 2 Brigade 1-64 AR BN at Fort Stewart, GA. We are the Desert Rouges. We are in the field doing alot of training. We finish up next Friday then on the 24th, we are doing our MRE (Marne Readiness Exercise) instead of going to Cali for our training. So far things are going ok.
BoredMy husband goes to work at 4pm, so I will be bored all night long, and right now, He is playing his game, so I am here, bored. I didn't get good sleep last night, I tossed and turned because I need a new mattress. And around 5:48am this morning soemone tried to break in to our car. Luckily his car has an alarm system and the person fled. I would have run after him and beat his face in. Not like we have anything But the car to steal but its the principal and it can let out some of my bottled up anger.
I am so pissed that IRS didn't pick me, and Bassett Furniture hasn't called me back. I applied to several jobs everyday and nothing. I applied at Walmart 2 days ago for pet section, crafts, cshier, fitting rooms, ect ect, and no one has called me. It seems they need more people because last night me and three women waited 23 minutes for someone to come and get our fish, we paged and paged, and alas no one.
THEN, I said, Fuck it, and got the bag wrote the UPC code on it, quantity 1, t
Time....Time....
Time is but a place, and a thing.
It seems like forever in my heas as I hear it ring.
I want what was taken from me,
For a moment frozen in time is all I see.
Able to forego what I have lost,
Only to gain what I need most.
To share a smile, a laugh, a tear....
Only to be able to hold them near.
Acceptance of a forbidden sin,
Knowing I will never do it again.
A real chance to say I'm sorry face to face,
Given that chance from my heart to yours
in the right place.
To live without you all my heart is broken,
I am doing what I can to show you that my
words ring true of change not just spoken.
another poem I wrote on 12/04/06
HmmDoes everyone really mean what they say or is it just to make one feel better??
I Wait...I wait...
I wait by the hours in a day,
I trust that time will not waste away.
I try to come to an understanding of why things
turn out like they do,
All that comes to mind ore thoughts of you.
I struggle to understand the tears I cried,
Often going back to the tie that binds.
We had bonded so quickly and fell apart just as fast,
No time to create a future when we don't even have a past.
Knowning we both want to remain friends,
Time will only tell in the end.
I wait by the hours in a day,
Knowing it might find away...
to prolong what you have to say.
I know how I feel for you,
I want you to express yourself too.
I wait by the hours in a day,
I trust that time will not waste away.
A poem I wrote on 07/22/05
I AmName: john, jon, johnny, johnnyb, jonathin, jb, j.
Age: 18, in chicago, wooddale il.
Fav. color: baby blue, cuse its sexy and its a turn on
My love: becky hope 2 be my wife
Fun things: talking on the phone, sleep, drive around, party.
Feel: loved by becky
Think about: getting my own place soon
Love: cuddling, kissing ya thats hot
Want/ but can have: all the money, th world at my foot.
My SonHey there all its almost time for me to have my son and Its scaring me eaven more he will be my first one I know it aint nothing but hey Im pretty sure that every woman gets scared having a baby you never know what can go wrong or if something will go wrong only god knows that so please wish me luck my due date is April 16th so yeah its gettin closer....Ill keep in touch with ya all...later......
BlondeI feel so blonde in trying to figure this site out! UGH! So if I dont get back to you right away.... dont shoot me.... I am still trying to figure out what the heck is what! LOL
To All Of MineI wanted all of my friends to know that i love them and apriciate every single one of you and if you ever need anything from someone to talk to. To anything else dont hesitate to let me know.
Huggs to all
David W.
Letter To ScrapperSometime this am my account was attacked by a level 3 named Scott and Jami. This person left vile comments on my photos, which I have since deleted, and several comments on a mumm from yesterday, which has been deleted. Apparently as a result, I am now banned from making mumms.
Please check ALL of my photos, past mumms, and blogs...you will find NOTHING that is NSFW.
Why then am I blocked from making mumms?
Do you not personally check out a complaint, or do you just automatically take a person at their word?
Do you ban from one complaint, or must there be at least three or so?
When can I expect to be able to write mumms again...and exactly WHY was I banned?
What can I do about this attack?
Please note; I have made this into a blog..I want ALL of my friends to see this.
The mumm which was deleted was a reply to one made by a Turk who stated that he hoped all of our children died from Terrorism. I made the mumm to see if others saw the statement ( A LOT did) and
It's Not EasyIt's not easy...
to apologize,
to keep trying,
to begin over,
to avoid mistakes,
to admit to error,
to forgive and forget,
to be unselfish,
to keep out of a rut,
to take advice,
to make the most of a little,
to be charitable,
to main a high standard,
to be considrate,
to recognize the silver lining....
But it always pays.
I Wrote Your Name...I wrote your name...
I wrote your name on a piece of paper,
but it accidently got thrown away.
I wrote your name on my hand,
but it got washed away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves whispered it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and that where it will stay forever.
I believe in Angels, the kind Heaven sends....
I am surrounded by Angels, I call them friends.
This is to my special friends, the ones I hold dear to my heart... Andrew and Nichole
Weather Forcasting !!!!It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Central Qld
(Bundaberg) asked their new elder, Roger if the coming winter was going
to be cold or mild. Since Roger was an elder in a modern community he
had never been taught the old secrets.
When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going
to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side , he told his tribe that the
winter
was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should
collect firewood to be prepared.But being a practical leader, after
several days Roger had an idea. He walked out to the telephone booth
on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, "Is the
coming winter in this area going to be cold?"
The meteorologist responded, " It looks like this winter is going to
be
quite cold."
So Roger went back to his people and told them to collect even more
wood
in order to be prepared.
A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology
#2well its been almost two weeks now and I still havent heard anything so Im hoping next week sometime....will keep u all updated
Your Life: If It Were A Movie, What Would The Soundtrack Be?If these songs could be the soundtrack to your life...
1. Opening Credits: Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution :: AC/DC
2. Waking Up Scene: Three Little Birds: Bob MArley
3. Car Driving Scene: Black Betty :: RAM JAM
4. High School Flashback Scene: wanted: dead or alive -- bon jovi
5. Nostalgic Scene: darling niki - prince
6. Bitter, Angry Scene: piece of crap -- neil young
7. Break-up Scene: gone daddy gone - violent femmes
8. Regret Scene: Hurt - NIN
9. Nightclub/Bar Scene: tainted love by marilyn manson
10. Fight/Action Scene: Son of a Preacher man -- I always listen to this when I'm loading my guns.
11. Lawn Mowing Scene: Doin time - sublime
12. Sad, breakdown scene: don't know why - Norah jones
13. Death Scene: dead flowers -- rolling stones
14. Funeral Scene: tumbling tumbleweeds -- sons of the pioneers
15. Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: smoke two joints by sublime
16. Dreaming About Someone Scene: tangled up in blue - bob dylan
17. Sex Scene: how many licks -- l
Just Saying Hello To Everyonehey there looking for friends and see what happens i am a feministic natured guy Not gay or even bi just well ask me i tell you anyhoo if you want to chat send me a message i want to start rating but still a new cherry LOL so i cannot yet but will soon i hope right now i am stuck in florida because my brother refuses to help repair my car like he said and the ac pulley is out of whack and busted , I have a piece that i think i needed but nothing yet I have someone that does not know what the **** they are doing
True FriendsTrue frends come along in a lifetime,
How we choose to appericate them is up to us.
Once given a gift, always giving.
Found one unique friend...
that has shown me what it is like from one spectrum to the other.
I love person for WHO they are and not WHAT
society has labeled.
Love and friendship is special when you find the right balance, that is what we have and always will.
I LOVE YOU!
Snowflakes Whisper Your NameSnowflakes Whisper Your Name
by BlueWolf
Mist upon the window
Awoke with an early morning wish
For you my pretty lovely
To gaze into your angle face
Midnight madness
Has kept me awake
A new day
Every one keeps you far at bay
Watching the snow
Swirling round and round
Like the dance of love
That you and I have found
Soft falling snow
Whispers call your name
Snowflakes as they fall
Each echo "I love you"
How gently they fall
As the way I have fallen for you
Pretty lovely
Snowflakes whisper your name
My heart is cold and empty
While you are far away
My pleading encouraging you to stay
In this lonely moment
The memory of your smile I embrace
Sending you my pretty lovely
Snowflakes that whisper your name.......
Birthday TrainHEY EVERYONE I AM TRYING TO START A BIRTHDAY LOG.SO WHEN ITS SOMEONES BIRTHDAY I WILL POST A BULLENTINE AND ALSO SOME SURPRISES.WOULDNT IT BE NICE TO HELP YOUR FRIENDS CELEBRATE THERE BIRTHDAY.SO PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH YOUR INFO ON IT AND WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY WE WILL CELEBRATE.
Today Sux.....well to start the day off I got into a fight with my family again...so yeah my plans have changed. Im not waiting to join the army. Im callin the recruiter tomorrow and seeing if I cant leave within the next month. so yeah that started my day. then to add to things my babysitter just called and said she cant babysit no more cuz she is on welfare and cant take the chance of losing it cuz she was getting other income. so yeah now i have like eight hours to find someone else who can babysit for me and I know like no one down here who I trust with her who can watch her all damn night. I am really starting to hate life more and more and on top of that I just want to get out of this place. Want to start my life but no everything seems to be fucking up so I cant do anything right anymore. yeah today definitely sux and its just making my shitty mood even shittier
Let's Fall In LoveLet's fall in love...
Let's fall in love,
why shouldn't we fall in love?
Our hearts are made of it,
Let's take a chance, why should we
be afraid of it?
Let's close our eyes, and make
our own paradise...
Little we know of it, still we
to make a go of it.
Let's fall in love.
Natural Beauty ContestHey all I am in the natural beauty contest come help me out by bombing my photo as much as u can just go to the link below. thanks to anyone who helps me out in this. if u can please repost this message to all your friends. Just in case someone doesnt know what comment bombing is u can follow the link and leave as many comments as u want about the pic u can even just type a letter over and over again thanks all your great.
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Help PleaseHere is a good friend of mine he has add New pics.enjoy his pics. You want a very good friend please vist his page please Rate, Add, and fan him buy him gifts. He is a very good friend. He is wonderful man so please add him.
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The Rectum StretcherWhile she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit),
a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,
"what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A
rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand goes in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!"
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face.
Train TripA man & a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired & fell asleep quickly... him in the upper bunk &
her in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over & gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own freaking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
~~our Military In Action~~RETIREMENT BONUS Navy Style
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of
$1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in
his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top
of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out
with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
out with $96,000.
The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who,
when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my
weenie to my testicles. It was suggested by the pension man that he might want
to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had
~~our Military In Action~~RETIREMENT BONUS Navy Style
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of
$1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in
his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top
of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out
with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
out with $96,000.
The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who,
when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my
weenie to my testicles. It was suggested by the pension man that he might want
to reconsider, explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two officers had
Do I Dare, NsfwDo I Dare
here i sit once againe
all i feele is a growing paine
burning stronger deepe within
wanting so badly to let out what's within
do i dare
begin to share
this burning desire
stop trying to contain this raging fire
the thirste inside grows so stronge
for i've waited for so longe
afraid to share
afraid to dare
so uncertain of where this leads
once i unleash my wicked deeds
thirsting for bloode, wanting to feede
wanting to quench this never ending neede
needing so bad to give in to the thirste
wanting to feele the artery burste
feele the blood trickling downe
as my thirste is quenched i loose my frowne
how do i begin to regain controle
once the thirste has taken it's holde
will i ever be the same againe
will the thirste be replaced with a different paine
do i dare
begin to share
then loose it all because of my neede
unable to control my urge to feede
do i dare
refuse to share
then loose it all because of my greede
greedily controlin
Ratinghey everyone please come rate me and all that please please please!!!
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MavericksI AM A HUGE MAVS FAN,, AND THEY ARE KICKING ASS,,,NBA CHAMPIONS THIS YEAR
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Energy And Mind EnhancementWith all the products on the market designed to keep your body healthy and functioning at full capacity, it's easy to overlook the part that governs it all: your brain. Feeding your mind and boosting your energy level can do wonders in your quest to look good, feel good and enjoy life.
Bliss: Anti-Stress Formula
Do you find that when you get stressed, even the simple things in life tend to overwhelm you, causing your heartbeat to speed up and your blood pressure to rise? Or maybe your reaction to stress is to withdraw and grow sullen. Sometimes, you just wish you could push through the stress without experiencing the highs and lows that can accompany it.
Decreases anxiety
Increases mental clarity
Promotes relaxation without drowsiness
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2 Hearts Come TogetherWhen 2 hearts come together,
nothing in the world can come between.
When 2 hearts come together,
they see things others haven't seen.
When 2 hearts come together,
everything seems clear.
When 2 hearts come together,
no other one can come near.
When 2 hearts come together,
everyone will have their says.
but when 2 hearts come together,
it's LOVE for eternal and always!!
Curiosity, Nsfw"Curiosity"
As the night dawns you can hear a distant growl
As a mysterious creature is on the prowl
Not totally sure if you want to know
Something inside telling you, you better go
But the mystery pulls stronger than you're able to resist
So curious as to what hides in the mist
You very cautiously make your way
Unaware of what danger therein may lay
I hear you coming as you tiptoe through the grassy green
I can smell your breath is icy clean
I can taste the sweat as you nervously approach
Quiet as a mouse, yet noisy as a horse-drawn coach
I can feel the seaching of your eyes
Yet your still beyond the second rise
So unaware of the powers I hold
You think your cautious as you approach me so bold
As you top the second rise
I can already see the whites of your eyes
As you reach the bottom of the hill
I can feel you are feeling just a bit ill
Nevertheless you persevere
Unaware of what is near
As you top the next rise
I can feel the trembling in your thig
As The Blood Seeps, Nsfw"As The Blood Seeps"
As the blood seeps
And your soul weeps
You feel a pain inside of you
As your very essence is escaping you
You loose your grip on sanity
Within the midst of your vanity
Frightened past the point of morbid fear
You feel the end is drawing near
A ragged breath is all you can muster
As your soul looses it's marvelous luster
Your body goes limp as the blood seeps
Still not admitting this is for keeps
Holding on for one last chance
To escape this horrid dance
All is numb vision is lost
But you hang on despite the cost
Feeling the blood pulsing from your veins
Every drop spilt in excruciating pains
You count the drops as they spill from you
One thirty one ... One thirty two
It's flowing faster now
Holding on but you don't know how
Three eighty six ... four hundred ten
Holding on till the bitter end
Holding on with nothing to gain
All the sudden no more pain
~~our Border Patrol In Action~~Joe, a guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and
all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home
but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"
says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture
of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of
George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops his pants and shows the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle".
Come On England!!!!!!!!!the time has come for the 6 nations rugby :) woooohooooo!!! hopefully england can show the rest what they are made of, especially with wilko's comeback...what a match on saturday!!!
Breathe, Nsfw" Breathe "
Breathe ... Swallow deepe
Inhale till you weepe
Take it in every bit
As my fang you throat has slit
Feele ... Grab hold tighte
Squeeze till you bleede
Take it in every bit
As my nails you breast has split
Taste ... Flicker your tounge
Expose your taste buds till you grasp it all
Take it in every bit
As my forked tounge rips your lip
See ... Open your eyes
Open wide till they begin to burne
Take it in every bit
As my searing eyes scald your slits
Knowe ... Open your minde
Embrace the truth till you know it all
Take it in every bit
As my evil mind controls your dying fit
Breathe ... Swallow deepe
Inhale till you weepe
Take it in every bit
As my fang your throat has slit.
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Copyright 2007 TLC
Paradoxal Lucidity, A Poem And DefinitionsDefinitions of Paradoxal
1.) A statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.
2.) An opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion.
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Definitions of Lucidity
1.) Easily understood, completely intelligible and comprehensible.
2.) Characterized by a clear perception, understanding; rational, and sane moment in one's madness.
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Definitions of Paradoxal Lucidity
1.) A statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth that is easily understood, completely intelligible and comprehensible.
2.) An opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion and is characterized by a clear perception, understanding; rational, and sane moment in one's madness.
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"Paradoxal Lucidity"
Paradoxal Lucidity
Confusion with fluidity
Heyso whats up everyone?? I dunno what to write lol... Can't wait for the end of this month..
Women DriversThis morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trou
Womens WorthOne Flaw In Women
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how muc
Magickal Intent, More Poetry" Magickal Intent "
Their meeting was not quite by chance
They were destined to share love's first dance
Kindred spirits for eternity
True soulmates they would be
As they danced that spark ignited
Him and her both excited
For in an instant they both knew
True love they'd found as the night wind blew
But love was their curse
Magickal Intent would be love's new hearsh
For he loved her more than life itself
And doubly so, she gave of herself
Blinded by love, she could not see
His love for her would always be
She began to conjour a spell to be spent
His love to gain was her Magickal Intent
She weaved her spell very well
Under her spell he quickly fell
And for a moment all was bliss
But very soon he began to miss
Something inside was just not right
And then one moonlit night
His eyes were opened and he began to see
Something's not where it should be
The one he loves his trust misspent
With her pure and innocent Magickal Intent
For she meant no
And The Lust Burns, An Erotic Poem, Nsfw" And The Lust Burns "
And the lust burns within my soul
Your passionate kiss has made me whole
One night of bliss
That began with a kiss
Forbidden fruit is what you are
A moonlit night under the stars
A gentle caress across my chest
Passions ignited at their best
As I kiss your lips and caress your breast
You reach around and remove my vest
Your skirt hits the ground
And passion comes unwound
The fire is burning bright
And we need no artificial light
See one another in perfect sight
As our passion reaches unlimited heights
I grab your ass and lift you up
And from the passion begin to sup
We hit the ground and roll in the leaves
A passion stronger than we could possibly perceive
You caress my manhood as I lick your clit
Immediately sending you to an orgasmic fit
We turn and embrace for this is just the start
Of a passion that burns straight from the heart
My manhood throbbing I slip into your warm wet fold
A passion so strong we can't see
WinnerI don't have to be perfect to be liked,or try my best,I don't have to be an angel to prevail,I just have to try & believe,and miracles will happen.for no matter what life throws at us or how many mistakes we make,We are all loved,& we are all winners.
Need Sexy Ladies For This Contest.. Come On Girls!First event to be held by Graphics By Rick will be the Cutie With The Best Bootie Contest. 10 Ladies Are Required.You will need to submit or direct me to one image of yourself from the back showing off your perfectly shaped bottom.
(this must be a full sized image of yourself no cropped pics!)
Once I have all 10 contestants the contest will be launched. The girl with the most comments will win. comment bombing will be allowed.
contest will run for exactly 7 days.
Girls that are interested please contact me and let me know you want in. Prizes will be as follows.
1st Prize A Diamond Ring ( plus your winning image on my homepage) with the caption of "Winner Hottest Beauty With A Booty On Cherry Tap"
2nd and 3rd Prize winners will receive a pair of diamond earrings and will win the shared title "Best Runner Up" and "Lady In Waiting"
I hope to makes this a fun event and that all will enjoy it.And to all that enter may the best girl win!
Cheers..
Rick
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Vampyre Empyre, A Poem, Nsfw" Vampyre Empyre "
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As the blood drips from my ragged chin
My empyre grows once again
And you sit there in your shallow scorn
Your evil stares are but a thorn
Calling me evil but look at you
Jealousy has defeated you
You beg your god to give
To give you a chance just to live
To experience an empyre as vast as myne
But your god doesn't hear your petty whyne
As you grovel in your jealous pleas
Pathetically falling to your knees
I drain the blood from another soul
And once again i am made whole
As the blood drips from my ragged chin
My empyre grows once again.
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Copyright 2007 TLC
Someone To Hold Me, Another Poem"Someone To Hold Me"
Someone to hold me
Someone to trust
Someone to love
Someone to share me with
Someone to look into my eyes
Someone to breathe with me
Someone to touch me
Someone to feel who I am
Someone to want me
Someone to need me
Someone to love me
Someone to miss me
Someone to always think of me
Someone to dream of me
Someone to know me
Someone to laugh with me
Someone to cry with me
Someone to just lay with me
Someone to hug me
Someone to like me
This is what I want
Am I asking too much
I don't care about the worldly things
I just want
Someone to hold me.
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Copyright 2007 TLC
Pissy Little Ex'sYou know.....
I Am SO fucking pissed off! UGH , my bitchy little ex is still blaming me for her crappy little insecurities. Like her shitty relationship is my fault!
FUCK THAT! she left me i didnt leave her she left me! I moved my ass half way around the fucking world for her sorry ass, and she cheated on me, she lied to me. Sure i could of been better but i was stupid because i let her rush me and i made mistakes but she is so not a fucking angel.
I swear I am so ready to go back to Arizona and let her fucking see the damage she did to me and how long its taken to get over all she did to me, and then i'll knock her fucking loser boyfriend out cold.
Bullshit about him being ex army, i fucking doubt it, Army has repsect for other army, He's just another fucking bitch who thinks because he's big and tall he cant be touched. I wonder when he will learn that size doesnt always matter. Maybe he'll come to his sences once i knock his ass out!
They better fucking NEVER set foot
As The Teardrop Glistens, More Poetry"As The Teardrop Glistens "
As the teardrop glistens in my shaded eyes
I hide my pain before you realize
Close my eyes and hold it in
Bury the pain deep within
Look at you and crack a smile
Crying inside all the while
...
The teardrop glistens ...
If you were to look you just might see
How much pain is hiding inside of me
How much longer can I hold on
How much longer can I put this show on
...
You cut me deeper than a ten inch knife
And brought to me infinite strife
...
Strike up a Marlboro and breathe in deep
Watch the smoke as it begins to seep
Seeping slowly from between my lips
Watch the smoke just hang in the air
...
I feel the teardrop begin to glisten
My pain screaming loud, forcing me to listen
...
I feel a trickle on my cheek
Wipe it away as I begin to seek
Begin to seek
...
Seek a way to get away
Where I don't have to feel this way
No more pain, No more lies
No more teardrops to glisten my eyes.
Blessed Be 3x3
Why Do I Let Him Get To Me?I need to find another focus and get re-centered. I also need to stop letting distractions interfere with everything else in my life. Wish me luck.
So I put up some new pix and stayed up pretty late waiting to share with one particular person 1st. But he's not interested. So I will share.
The Way Things Are....this really won't mean much to just about everyone on here but it's safe here where I won't forget it and the person that is supposed to read it just might come across it one day.....
(Verse 1)
I have to block out thoughts of you, so I don't lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you, Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face
And will you never try to reach me, it is I that wanted space
(Chorus)
Hate me today.
Hate me tomorrow.
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you.
(Verse 2)
I'm sober now for 3 whole months, it's one accomplishment that you helped me with.
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won't touch again.
In a sick way I want t
Real FriendsSo today I found out what it is like to have real friends...Story:
Its Saturday night, and im hanging out with some lovely drunk people, and with the kindness of my heart, i became the DD. I drive them to the club, dance with them, and have another amazing night. Well then i go to drop of people and we were going to go to Micky D's after i dropped them off. So i had already gotten my money outa my pocket and set it in my lap. I totally forgot that it was there and i get outa the car to let Russel out of the back. Ten dollars...lost! Well i didnt notice until we got to M.D's, and Grant paid for my dinner (at 4 am). So we start heading back to Bens house, and my car is parked on the side of the road...along with Josh's. I love my car so i was making sure that it was ok, well it wasnt. It turns out that Josh and myself have a flat tire. So being that it was around 4am, Ben said that he would help me change it in the morning. So morning rolls around and we begin to change the tire. Ever
Damn MenWell i thought I had me a good one... He is a truck driver... Ok My friend works at a truck stop and he had come in there and she had got his number for me... So she brought it home and said call him he is single and of course he is a truck driver... I told her I am not going to call him, I do not like to call guys first.Well I got the nerve up and I called him and I was thinking god that he did not answer the phone... I left him a voicemail. Well the next day he called me back and we talked for a minute and he said that he was going to be back in town on Tuesday if I wanted to come and meet him. Well of course I did and from that moment on we just clicked and it was meant to be for both of us... HAHA (yeah right) So anyway I would go on the road with him for a week and come home on the weekends, then the next week the same way and this went on for a month and then on Thursday the 1st of Feb I called him for some advice and he went crazy on me and told me that I had to many problems an
Letter To ClayWith every day that goes by
I move further away from you
I losse a love that was once to strong to break
Ever since the day you left, my heart has never been able to heal
Until now..
But not completely, This person means so much to me
And not being able to have them is like loosing you over again
This pain is unbearable
To be honest Im tired of hurting
Everyone who crosses my path since you left seems to do that..hurt me
And half the time they dont know it
What if you were still here, would i still be happy?
Would i have met these wonderful people that i can now call my friends
or the main thing, would we still be together
I wish there was an answer for everything that happens
But God has his own ways of letting us know
I just dont wanna settle for that
If I had dont something different would you still be here
Would i be the person that i am now
Could i ever love again...I think that i can
But who wants me like i am now
With your passing i have become a
Im In The News PaperLee's life about to take new flight
Former Washington athlete set to join Air Force
By KEVIN TRAVIS
Sports Editor
Not all high school athletes will go on to play at the next level. In fact, most won't.
Once their playing days are over, when they put down the baseball bat or volleyball for the final time, they are faced with the decision of what to do next. Several will enroll at college.
For Misti Lee, a former standout athlete at Washington High School, she spent many grueling hours trying to come up with a game plan -- a game plan for her life.
Lee decided that her best course will be to join the Air Force. Although she's fully aware of the war in Iraq, Lee thinks her game plan will lead to some great rewards.
"I decided to join the Air Force so that I know I will have a successful future," Lee said. "The Air Force will pay for my education, give me a job and a place to live. This way I know that I will be stable in life and, at my age, it's hard to get started.
"I will be t
Nsfw PhotoApparently one of my photos was flagged as NSFW. I'm going to move the photos into another album still viewable to everyone since there is no real nudity in it.
Free The Boston TwoFor anyone who's been following the misplaced media uproar over the two artists who placed lighted depictions of the ATHF Mooninite characters in the city of Boston, This blog posting at REASON dot com is a must read... even if you haven't a clue what I'm talking about ;)
It's terrible how the city overreacted, and even worse how they're trying to save face by acting tough, with the media's help.
I'll never forget this moment in journalistic dishonesty, because all they care about is scaring you, dear viewer, into hanging on their every word, when in reality it was just another 'nothing to see here, please move along' moment in our day to day.
One Of My Poems, Look Into My Eyes" Look Into My Eyes "
Look into my eyes
So you may begin to realize
I am not who you think I am
Can you see how deep I really am
Can you even see that deep
Let your soul begin to seep
Into the whole of who I am
Seep beyond the superficial dam
Become a part of me so you can see
Beyond the superficial reality
Feel the venom coursing through my veins
Let yourself experience all my pains
Feel the evil deep inside
And catch a glimpse of the other side
And then look again because I have evolved
The circle of life has just revolved.
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Copyright 2007 TLC
Thingie,sA little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
>garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
>
>There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill
>flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops
>her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
>
>"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
> can still find the others bills that fell out. Thanks for the warning!"
>
>"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
>"Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back
> yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's
>
> a game a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
>beds!"
>
>"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
>time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, $20 or off
>
>it comes!"
>
>"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs t
LmaoBody: In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin
Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
Some of the other names also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
********* The New Pepsi Drink *************
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highball
Icky PooLast night I had only one kid, so after she went to bed and was asleep I had a couple drinks. Only 2. I took 2 tylenol pm ( cause I have NOT been sleeping) and went to bed around midnight. I tossed and turned all night. Had a dream about some Irish farmer named Gentry, and I was being chased by thousands of killer white geese. I remember all the people being chased were taking the stuffing out of some stuffed animals and thrwoing it in small pieces to make the geese think it was food. I guess it worked, I woke up and I had not been good attacked. I woke up feeling like shit. I thought maybe it was the 2 drink hang over. I had heartburn too. UGH! So anyway I mae some tea.. it was so nasty I couldnt drink it. I got milk for the heartburn, but again it tasted nasty so I didnt drink it. Instead I start pukin. JOY! A shower always makes me feel better after that so I went to get in the shower. As I was heating up the water, the shower curtain rod decides to come crashing down onto my head.
Painful Medical HumorLet me tell you about my doctor. I call him Groucho. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again.
Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?"
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doc
~a Friendly Poem~I REACH MY HAND OUT TO YOU
YOU ARE MY FRIEND
IF I NEVER HAVE ANTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD
I CAN AT LEAST KNOW I SHARED A BOND WITH SOMEONE
THAT REFLECTED THE GOOD IN ME
A POSITIVE BALANCE OF UNDERSTANDING AND ADMIRATION
AN INSPIRING MIND AND HEART
AND A LOVING AND GENTLE SOUL
THESE ARE THE FRIENDS I HAVE
AND CHOOSE TO BE ACQUAINTED WITH
Legend Of The Taotaomona Of GuamThe taotaomonas (people before recorded time) are the apparitions of the ancient people of Guahan. The Spanish-Chamoru War between April 2, 1672 and July 1695 resulted in the deaths of over 150,000 native inhabitants which included the manmakahnas (ancient medicine healers later dubbed suruhanos and suruhanas by the Spanish). Many of the ancient Latte Stone sites were once villages burned and destroyed by the Spanish soldiers. Roaming the jungles are ancestral spirits with unresolved but determined purpose. Historian Benigno Palomo writes, "While it is often said that the ancient Chamorro had no organized priesthood, no temples and no defined religious creed, therefore, no rituals, according to Padre San Vitores 1669, the Chamorros worshiped the spirits of their ancestors, called aniti. The aniti were sacred and powerful spirits who could help them. When angered, however, they could do harm. As a result, the spirits and relics of the dead, especially of one's ancestors, were feared and
Van Halen & David Lee Roth Back On TourLOS ANGELES (AP) — The rumors were true. Van Halen will reunite with original singer David Lee Roth for a summer tour of North America.
"I am very excited to get back to the core of what made Van Halen," guitarist Eddie Van Halen said in a statement posted Friday on the band's website announcing a 40 city tour. No specific dates have been named.
It will be the first time that Roth performs live with the band since 1984, when he was replaced by Sammy Hagar. A brief reunion with Roth in 1996 resulted in two new songs but no tour.
Original bassist Michael Anthony will not be a part of the reunion. Late last year he was replaced by Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son Wolfgang.
On March 12 Van Halen will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at a ceremony in New York.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
Harleys Are Great, But Women Are BetterThe inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such
a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with
God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't
you the inventor of women?"
God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much
Wishnever think that a wish is such as silly thing,alot is to be said for wishes our wishes,and the wishes of others,there is alot of hope that comes from a wish.it is in all of us.because sometimes wishes come true.so never stop wishing.
thank you.
In MemoryIn loving memory of Edward. Father, son, brother, ex husband.
1969 - 2007
May you now find peace with the Lord.
One night, a man had a dream. He dreamed that he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand....one belonging to him...the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand and he noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I've noticed that during the most difficult times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why in times when I needed you most, you would leave me." The Lord replie
Can I Do YouOh, I`m sorry you don`t understand. I mean.... Can I do you mentally. can I massage your mind, make love to your mental as I sex your intellect, and wreck your cranium with cresent waves or cerebral orgasms and brain spasms? See I want you spiritually and mentally... No need to rush to bed. I want to undress your mind and come inside your head, and connect with you on the soul waters deepest levels of your intellect. Cause the mind is the most powerful hypnotic intoxicating and narcotic force in the universe. So when we converse excerising the mind, expanding and challenging it`s thought capacity... I`ts like the greatest and most natural aphrodisiac of all time. Foreplay of the mind and that intellectual and sexual gratification that follows last longer, and we can forever bask in the afterglow of this spiritual and mental comsumation, and we don`t even have to take our clothes off.... So baby now that you understand?
.... CAN I DO YOU??????
Boredyep im writing again so that must mean im bored. it's 12:30 pm and its superbowl sunday. since i hate football and there is nothing else on tv i think im going to have a shower and go hang out at tim horton's for a while....
Story TeaserAs a teaser of the story I am going to submit here is the first few paragraphs which is setting the story into action.
I hope you like the way it starts. It is another attempt to view such as scene from male perspective. I put myself into the place of the female in the story as I have always had a fantasy of group sex.
Let me know what you think of the beginning please.
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First Class by Ms. Cleavage
Copyright 2007
I just sat down in my assigned seat in first class and opened the latest issue of NEWSWEEK and began to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walked through the entrance to first class.
There was a certain air about you as you entered. Every male in the passenger area was looking at you. You took the moment and demanded the attention, not intentionally, but your presence showed how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality.
You wore a white silk blouse and a black ple
Disappearing GraphicsI have just put in to get the site rehosted with Jenny so whilst that will be done soon all the graphics on the pages will disappear for a while, they will come back as soon as the site has caught up with the DNS servers
Show Me Some Love!This is my first contest. If you have the time click on the pic and leave me a few comments. I want to get as many as I can before I have to bomb myself. Much Love to all:)
God Must KnowGod must have known there would
be times we'd need a word of cheer,
someone to praise a triumph
or to brush away a tear.
He must have known we'd need
to share the joy of "little things",
in order to appreciate
the happiness life brings.
I think He knew our troubled hearts
would sometimes throb with pain,
from the trials of life's misfortunes
and the goals we can't attain.
He knew we'd need the comfort
of an understanding heart,
someone to give us strength and courage
to make a fresh new start.
He knew we'd need companionship
unselfish...lasting...true,
and so God answered the heart's great need
with a beloved friend...like YOU!
Www.literotica.comI have opted for a volunteer editor from literotica to review my story before submitting it. It will be interesting to see what the editor says about my story and how he edits it.
From the web site for literotica I have selected a retired man to review my story and have made the intitial contact by a message to see if he will be willing to read the story. I now wait to hear back from him to see if he will read a story from a rookie female righter.
The story I am going to submit is one I wrote awhile ago about a beautiful woman who boards a plane and sits in the first class section and before the plane lands this woman is involved in a group sex action from just about every guy in the first class cabin.
Now... there is a sit and wait game to receive a message from the editor.
Some PeopleOk I've been thinking about this for a while and I just can't come to a conclusion except for that some people can be real jerks,.....Why is it that some people can be so nice when you rate or comment their profile they do you the favor in return and then you have some people that you rate to be nice and you never hear nothing back from them.....is it because some people just see a fat chick when they come to my profile and not just a friend=( and then you have some people that see a friend and nothing more =), you know just because I rate you and your pics does not mean that I want you or I want to date you or anything like that, I mean god I just want to be nice in hoping that I get the same niceness in return I'm only out here looking for new friends nothing more....So why do some people have to be so arrogant and so egotistical? does anyone have the answer to this???
“my Promise”While holding you tight underneath the moonlight I can feel your heart skip a beat, you are the love of my life, and for that your love that you have for me, I promise to never cheat.
I will not tell you things that I will not do, and when I say it, I promise I will do it, I am committed to you, and the love that I have for you, and loving you I will never quit.
Words can not express the things that I will do for the love of you, take my hand and come with me to love land, and on this day I promise a love so true, so please accept the wedding band.
I’m so sorry that it took me so long to find you, now that you are here, welcome to my love, and the things that you do to me are oh so real, and the way that you make me feel I know that your love is real.
I know that you are scared to be hurt, but my love will never cause you any pain, I know that you can’t forget your past, and all I know is that my love is not to blame.
I promise to give you a life that you
I Would Like Too Thank...Pce,
I would like too thank all my cherrytap ladies that have giving me alot of love. i been rated accepted as a fan been giving gifts..someone even had a crush on me even if it was for a split second...lol a split second crush is better than no crush at all ...lol. Well anywhoo once again thanx..
Infinity
J.O.(NugroundMusic)
p.s.
Much love too the one who added me too family and also too the one who told me about this site give em love.Give all of them love..
Ciao
J.O.
Help By Not Helping Is Hard To Learn.I AM LEARNING THAT IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE AND CARE ABOUT THEM, SOME TIMES THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LET THEM HAVE THIER SPACE. AND DO NOTHING
LET THEM DO WHAT THEY NEED TO DO, FOR THEM -SELVES.
LET THEM KNOW YOUR THERE FOR THEM ALWAYS.
IT HURTS AND IS HARD TO DO WHEN YOUR A PASSIONATE PERSON. BUT ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. WHEN YOU TRULY LOVE SOMEONE.
AND WHEN THIER READY THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW. RESTRAINT OF ONES SELF IS HIGHLY RECOMENDED, IN OTHER WORDS SHUT THE HELL UP. BACK THE F#*k UP. LOL.
IT'S THE HARDEST DAMN THING TO DO FOR ME. BUT WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE WITH EVERY THING YOU HAVE, AND YOU DON'T WANT THE LOVE THEY HAVE FOR YOU TO TURN TO HATERED. HELP BY NOT HELPING.
WITH ALL MY HEART TO YOU, THE PAIN IN THE ASS THAT I AM. FREAKING BABY STEPS, UUGGHHH! :)
SCOOTER XOXOXO
A Story For You...A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put thi
I Need All The Help I Can GetI'm still way behind, my friends. The contest goes on until Feb. 14th, but I have a lot of catching up to do. I thank all those who have been helping me out with votes, comment bombs, and rates. I just need more support. Please repost this bulletin or create your own post to support me. Thanks so much. Click my pic below to vote:
This Is Borrowed From My Irish Friends Page But The Sentiments Ring TrueREAD EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT
Love starts with a smile
grows with a kiss
and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone
who won't cry over you
Good friends are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings
God forgot to give us.
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your BEST FRIEND will be there
Nobody is perfect
Until you fall in love with them
Send this on to everyone special in your life
even the people who really make you mad sometimes
and to the people whose lives you want to be in
No Hangover (woohoo)After anight of drinking rum, snakebite, Guinness, mead, wine and water.
I woke mildly sickly but not hung over.
I was able to go to UU and now i am home to continue my day of music listening and maybe some reading later on.
Support Our First Wiccan Army ChaplainFrom http://www.witchvox .com/vn/vn_ detail/dt_ gno.html?&id=14456
Support Our First Wiccan Chaplain
Proclaimed by: Tim Grimalkin
Proclaimed from: Sandy, Utah
Proclaimation. ..
The U.S. Army is in the process of accepting it's first ever Wiccan Chaplain, but much as the issue of Pentacles on headstones has been belabored for some time, it seems so is the recognition of Captain Larsen.
The Army's ad hoc Wiccan Associate Organization, The Sacred Well Congregation, has been the standard by which military Pagans and others have been able to become certified as local coven leaders. CPT Larsen had fulfilled these requirements through Sacred Well, in addition to many other hours of collegiate level scholarship as stipulated by the Army.
Just recently, CPT Larsen's recognition as a Wiccan Chaplain was defeated, though perhaps just for a short while.
To help expedite his recognition, I am calling on all of you here who have a few moments to post some support for him on t
The Wonderfull F WordWhile rateing profiles I ran across this on someones profile.I agree with all that it says
so here i post a copy so that it gets noticed.
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As
Pick Ur Own MusicClubhouse cherry tap is the best on line pick ur music chat drink play pool and watch the stripper dance
Right Time And PlaceWe say there is a right time and place for everything.It's easy to say, but
hard to understand.The Elders tell us there is a right time and a right place. Don't plant
seeds in the fall- wrong time. One way we find out about the right time and
right place is our experience. If we are lucky, we have a few friends who
will share their experience; this will help us too. The best way is to let
God guide us. Only He knows the right time and the right place. So we need
to pray and ask Him for guidance.
Great Spirit, show me patience so I can live in the right time and right
place. We say a right time and right place? How can there be if we do not wish to
give things a chance? Mans impatience is is truely astounding. You do not
believe it? Try standing in a busy store and watch people, It is like a
lottery when a cash register opens up.Everyone shuffles to see who gets
there first. How can we have a right time and right place if we are always
in such a hurry to not tak
Friendsjust looking for some friends to have fun and enjoy this site let me know if you want more
I'm This GuyI'm the guy that doesn't mess with other girls when I have you.
Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.
Im the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a big t-shirt.
Im the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to.
Im the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well.
Im the guy who kisses you on the forehead.
I'm the guy who'll randomly tickle you just to hear you giggle.
Im the guy who doesnt kiss and tell.
Im the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.
Im the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night.
Im the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.
I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.
I'm the guy who'll say i love you first because i'm not afraid to say it
Im the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movi
V~day LoveI MISS YOU TERRIBLY THIS DAY OF LOVE
MISS YOU WITH A WOUND THAT
STABS AND ACHES
I SEE THE LOVE AROUND ME.
AND IT TAKES
SO MUCH STRENGTH SIMPLY
JUST TO MOVE.
About To Submit A Story To LiteroticaI have written another erotic story about a bunch of men having their way with a sexy woman on a flight in first class cabin across the Atlantic Ocean to New York City.
I am about to submit it to www.literotica.com to be read by the members there who are erotic story aficionados and other writers.
If you are not a member there you may wish to join and read my submissions for critiques. I go as MSCLEAVAGE over there as my ID.
I hope you like it.
Broken WingsNo Prayer For Me
Angels in humility before man
Put here by His hand
Ever watching, ever crying
Wailing well unto those upon high
Is there a prayer for me?
Stumbling thru darkness,
cutting myself upon stones of life
Knowing it to be all a lie
Unto the Lords they cry O how they cry
But Angels in humility are known by all
for their crimes O God, as am I
No prayer for me, I dwell for naught
And upon deaf ears, do they cry
For in darkness there dwells a pit
Covering the abyss with more lies.
For in His eyes we have all died.
Im So Lostyea so i have been on this cherry tap for about 50 minutes now or more and i have idea wtf im doing everything is so damn complicating what happened to everything being a little more easier then this..i will get used to it sooner or later..
So who is everyone goin for tonight...im hoping the BEARS win..."GO CHICAGO"
YA''LL HAVE FUN AND STAY SAFE TONIGHT
My Symbol Of Eternal LoveMy Symbol of Eternal Love
As I came across this silver rose,
I thought I should give it to you!
Only because this rose is the symbol
of my eternal love for you.
A fresh red rose will lose its scent
and the soft petals that you'll feel,
a plastic rose is an imitation;
like infatuation, it's not real.
But, this silver rose will always depict
a love my heart holds true,
for only when the last petal falls
is the day I'll stop loving you.
I'm An Only Child....You Are 72% Spoiled
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good!
Are You Spoiled?
Was Up Everonejust wanna say hi to everone this is my first day one this site and i dont know what the fuck im doing and i love it lol
A Good Friend... A To ZA GOOD FRIEND... A TO Z
Accepts you as you are.
Believes in you.
Calls you just to say "hi."
Doesn't give up on you.
Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).
Forgives your mistakes.
Gives unconditionally.
Helps you.
Invites you over.
Just likes being with you.
Keeps you close at heart.
Loves you for who you are.
Makes a difference in your life.
Never judges you.
Offers support.
Picks you up.
Quiets your fears.
Raises your spirits.
Says nice things about you.
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it.
Understands you.
Values you.
Walks beside you.
X-plains things you don't understand.
Yells when you won't listen.
Zaps you back to reality.
IF U LIKE THE BLOG..CAN U PLZ PASS SOME COMMENTS OR AT LEAST SEND A MSG/SHOUT..THANK U DEARS
The Blonde And The Heart AttackThe Blonde &The Heart Attack
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from
the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bitch," she screams.
"My husband's having a heart attack, and
you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"
Sunday Morning!Waking up to feel you lying next to me is such a wonderful feeling, our skin still touching from the night befor... It was sure luck that we met and it is truly a blessing. Your touch so soft as I feel it in the core of me when you slide you hand down my body. Your touch so soft and deep. Sunday Morning brings such great joy as I feel you slide your hands between my thighs. It is a great start to the morning. I am ready to feel you inside me, I am ready to cry out your name.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday Morning.
Kisses
I Know EverythingWHEN I WAS JUST LEARNING HOW TO WALK AND TALK,, I WANTED TO LEARN EVERYTHING. I WAS SO CURIOUS. AS I GREW INTO PRE-TEEN, I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF THERE WAS TO KNOW. ONCE I BECAME A TEENAGER I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING THERE WAS TO KNOW ABOUT MYSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE. SHORTLY THERE AFTER I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING THERE WAS TO KNOW ABOUT MYSELF, OTHERS AND LIFE.
THEN I MET AN OLD MAN WHO TOLD ME THIS "AS YOU TRAVEL LIFES JOURNEY SON, YOU WILL THINK THAT YOU FINALLY HAVE ARRIVED, BUT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE LEARNED IN MY LIFE AS I AM 76 YEARS OLD NOW" IT'S WHAT YOU LEARN AFTER YOU KNOW IT ALL THAT COUNTS. NOW PONDER THAT AND KEEP LEARNING,,
Romance And RelationshipsIn this new life of being single I have aquired some new men friends, one of them is a really arrogant male who trys to show his dominance...of course I just play right along with him....he makes me laugh at his male toughness....I have known him for 19 years and didnt have a clue that he had the ...ummm...as he puts it the "hots" for me? That made me laugh but hey...he is a grown man now and at the time that I first met him he was just another kid to me.....and my other friend is a soft spoken,intelligent,kind person who wouldnt hurt another soul if his life depended on it....I tend to lean towards the soft spoken one because he makes me laugh, he touches my soul like no other man ever has. He can make a person feel really good about themselves just by the words that he says. I do hope that I make him feel the same way that he makes me feel...I'm not quite sure how that one is going to play out. Even though secretly I hope it works but only he has the last say as to what life is goin
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Contestok lets get the votes and comments goin.. the folder is in my pix!!!
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Any Other SundayIts Sunday, just another day. I'm in bed, woken up by the light in my eyes. The radio within ear shot of me in this place, hung over with scrambled thoughts for half today. Broken memories, dreams, thoughts and the future are all mixed together in me. I shouldn't be up, I should be sleeping, I try but can't get there. A call on the phone to take me, to try and wake me, who is it is it Christine? JT, Jamie or am I still sleeping with this as another dream of me.
I smell coffee, but its not enough to get me up. Not strong enough, I look like shit and stink like whiskey, for now the world makes less sense to me. I take my time to meditate, to try and totally wake but the smell of incense keeps my mind at bay. This is my day away, no lyrics, or recording, no practice for the shows, no clubs, no work today so away from the pub where I work during the week. No reason for me to be drained.
It'll snow as I lay in bed looking out the window, I'll look out, remember a face and then wond
Mummshere it is i tried this mumm thing to day for the first time it was alright but i noticed there are some real fuck's out there no offecne to the decent people out there so what if my punctuation isn't the best is no big deal thats not what it's about so i think if your not gonna put out a honest opinion that pertains to the issue at hand you should keep your fuckin man pleaser shut and go on about your business and if u feel the same let me know this is just my opinion thanks
Girl Friends Are Like Flowers..guys..! Handle Them Very GentlyGIRL FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS..GUYS..! HANDLE THEM VERY GENTLY
1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12 . Play with her hair.
13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because
This Is White CottonBlack hand, gloved like watersports in this tired cotton covered mattress
thoes whistle beats sing about low lows
and dro smoke is high school.
Pushin the pay play by play
rushin the day before it pay.
you see this blacktop
its paint and pebble
trebble is trouble
a wheel locks and skip to a stop.
the teace filled with salts
defining the faults of the pastimes devout.
and autosales lost
and moneycages broken and spilling out the departed
carnage and carrion
beeps and bombs
crashes and deadlines
dab 4 brudda.
dab 4.
In This Breath:Whew.
im chillinoutofthecold,this notch.
like undercovers,
but notundercover.
im prettyplainclothes.
hey!!
watchme!!!
see... these new words while holding my breath, fitting all that in one breath.
the spaces are stops to hold air in the lung.
this is the process in which i flow.
though flowing surely makes one head spin or maybe its the shortness of ones breath?
"ill explain to you and we will both see..." said the deaf man to the blind one...
...and they trudge on into time... its sand this time. last time it was umbilical slime. image the stench. imagine the pace of slop drool walking! i prayed for my bike, to god, I promised to lock these gears and skip through the timefabric once more.
tiring search for the whip of blue.
EnlightenmentDarkness falls down in every direction. It pulls at you during your worst times. Follows you around like a cloud waiting to rain down on you, waiting to consume you. Just when you think its hopeless and no one cares here comes an angel to help you, pull you out from the darkness, giving you hope, giving you your life back. Thank God for our personal angels.
Much Love NeededPlease help a good friend of mine...I would appreciate it soooo much...Let me, redmex, know if you do go and help her ok...
(repost of original by 'JOLI'S ¢¾ boo boo' on '2007-02-04 04:29:52')
(repost of original by 'Cherrylicious' on '2007-02-04 06:00:49')
(repost of original by 'JOLI'S ¢¾ boo boo' on '2007-02-04 06:26:17')
I Give You My LoveYou're the first thing I think of
Each morning when I rise.
You're the last thing I think of
Each night when I close my eyes.
You're in each thought I have
And every breath I take.
My feelings are growing stronger
With every move I make.
I want to prove I love you
But that's the hardest part.
So, I'm giving all I have to give
To you... I give my heart.
I Try,,,I try to make you happy,
to bring a smile to your face,
I try to give you what you need,
to and show you that I care,
I try so hard to love you,
but somehow you never seem to care,
I try to be what you want me to be,
somehow it's never good enough,
nomatter what I do.
So I will just keep trying,
to show you I LOVE YOU...
Darwin Awards !! (priceless!!)Subject: Darwin awards, the last one is UN~REAL!
It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily
stupid way.
Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of himas he was attempting to tip a free soda
out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist. HONEST! Read on...And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY.
And the nominees were:
*Semifinalist #1*
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
*Semifinalist #2*
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low a
This Is What I Don't UnderstandThis is what I don't understand. Men sit and question and whine that girls are only attracted to the mean guys, the guys who berate them and belittle them and don't appreciate them and don't want them; who use them for sex and think of little else than where their next conquest will be made. Men complain that they never meet nice girls, girls who are genuinely interested and compelling, who are intelligent and sweet and smart and beautiful; men despair that no good women want to share in their lives, that girls play mindgames, that girls love to keep them hanging. Yet, men, I ask you: were you to meet one of these genuinely interested, thrillingly compelling, interesting and intelligent and sweet and beautiful and smart girls, were you to give her your number and wait for her to call... and if you were to receive a call from her the next day and she, in her truthful, loyal, intelligent and straight forward nice girl fashion, were to tell you that she finds you intriguing and attractive
Adult And Pet Updates~ Adult with Pet Contest ~
Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your
pic link to my inbox and i will enter you!
one with most comments wins!
1st person is......
with 4608 comments
2nd person is......
with 2352 comments
3rd person is......
with 508 comments
4th person is......
with 385 comments
5th person is......
with 329 comments
6th person is.....
with 170 comments
7th person is......
with 110 comments
8th person is......
with 65 comments
9th person is......
with 7 comments
Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8
thanks
maria
Coach Dungy's PhilosophyFootball is a profession that is judged by performance and results. However, those things come and go so quickly that as a coach, I have to base my career on something more. Don't get me wrong: I want the Colts to win, but if that were all we did, it would be pretty shallow. I want to win, but I want to do it with the right type of guys, role models for the children and families of Indianapolis. I want to help mold a team that the entire city can be proud of.
To do this, I've focused on coaching the way I've wanted to be a coach all of my life. We don't go for a lot of rookie hazing or negativity. We try to be positive, a place where veterans help the rookies, where everyone helps each other, offence and defense.
The inspiration for my coaching model comes from Jesus, himself. He has taught me that my job is more than just showing my guys how to block and tackle. It's also about influence. I want to show both players and fans that being a Christian and being successful are not mutu
Girl Friends…they Are Like Flowers..guys..! Handle Them Very Gently1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12 . Play with her hair.
13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
18
Let's Go BearsSo, it is my birthday... oh yippee... just closer to that 30 mark than I would rather be... but anyways... all I want for my birthday is for the Bears to win today...SO let's all get cheering them on... :)
Destiny And The PoopreporterDestiny And The PoopReporter
Posted 12.18.2002 by Dave (10557)
Fate did not want us on this bus. Fate had abandoned subtlety, and had wrapped herself around my leg, begging us to not to board as I dragged her up the steps and on to the awaiting Greyhound.
It was ten before five on a brisk fall afternoon in the ugly bus station a mile east of the house where George W. Bush lives. Fate's first warning: as the guy announced over the speaker that the next bus to New York would be leaving at five, the girl at the counter insisted there wasn't a bus until six.
Odd. But, knowing Greyhound tickets are valid for any time, we chose to ignore her. I bought one for myself while Jenny was in the bathroom, but the girl wouldn't let my buy one for Jenny until she saw Jenny's ID.
Odd. While I waited for Jenny to emerge, a dude in a leather jacket offered to sell me a ticket he guaranteed was valid. Now, I know from experience that nothing valid is ever sold by dudes in leather jackets. Bu
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Moms Contest Updates.....~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~
Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time !
Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments.
so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest.
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Love&mindPeople today have been confused for a long time. They do not know that their own mind is the real deal. They do not know that their own essence is the real Dharma. Wishing to seek Dharma, they attribute it to remote sages; wishing to seek true.love, they do not observe their own mind.
bryan.aKa.the writer
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More Crap About MeMy company did the pyro for the super bowl
I have no kids
No pets
No hubby
I like being single
More than a carry on is to much baggage
I love music
I adore fine wines
I like real men, not jerks
Yay!!Who wants to come watch TV?
I cannot wait to see LOST and CSI on this baby!!!
w00t!
Just Passing The Time1.Are you Single?
No
2.Do you hate your ex?
No I saw him the other day too
3.Why are you Single or taken?
Coz I'm with someone fool
4.Whats the one word to describe you?
Erm I kep getting called Indie. You know who you are
5.How many close friends do you have?
2
6.Have you ever cheated?
No
7.Do you cry a lot?
Nope
8.Do you like being by yourself?
Yeah on occasion
9.Do you like to read?
I do
10.Do you like to sniff markers?
No because it ends up all on your nose.
11.Do you like taking pictures?
I do that's why I study photography.
12.Are you pale?
I'm paler then a few people
13.Do you like kids?
Yes and no
14.Do you like thunderstorms?
They fucking own
16.Do you think you will be married by the time you're 18?
Er I'm 20! I never wanted to be married by the time I was 18 if married at all.
17.Do you think you're going to college?
I've done the whole college thing but Uni no. I used to want to go but I can't be asked with it any
Sexiest Eyes ContestOk ladies I need your pics for the sexiest female eyes on ct. I am not sure when I am going to start it but it will be this week if there is enough interest. The winner will get a 3 day cherry Blast from me. Comment bombing will be welcome and you can vote for yourself. I don't want any drama on this contest so if I catch you rating others pics a 1 or doing anything underhanded I will delete you from the contest This will be for fun, so lets keep it that way. If it is close within 5 votes I will give the 2nd place person a gift I am just not sure what But it will be over 500 cherry bucks. Let me know what you think or if you want in and I will rip your pic.
Thanks Scotty
PS Filling up fast so get your info to me right away.
The First Ever Miss Cherrytap World Pagent!! (please Repost!!!)Hello all my friends and family here on CT.
I am going to host the first ever MISS CHERRYTAP WORLD PAGENT!!!
Once I get the details worked out and have it ready I will post a bulletin and blog to let everyone know.
This blog is to get everyone's input and ideas.
Contestants will need to submit 1 salute photo. It will be based on ratings not comments. The first to get 250 ratings of 10 will win a 30 day blast with 1 voter selected at random winning a 1 day blast.
Please let me know if you would be interested and what you think.
This is my way to show how much I appreciate everyone here on CT.
Thanks.
Apocalypse Now And Then - Every Time I DieYou got me right where you wanted me.
So what do we do if I can't hold the pose for too long?
Do we sh-sh-sh-sh-shoot again, or does the whole operation shut down?
And we go back to the board.
I practiced all my lines oh yeah, I'd feed every child in the world.
But it's a one night stand baby.
We gotta keep on.
If you got it all then you got it right.
I'm gonna do what you say and get way out of line.
Nobody gonna stop me now.
It's not how it looks unless you saw nothing.
We all, agree, this proposal been sentenced to death.
Are we baiting the right hook to get your attention?
The media needs another blackout.
We've been calling.
Flooding hotlines.
We've applied mascara (to the radio)
We gots a quick fix (and we need a little more, a little more).
Does it matter to you at all?
Are you listening or have you tuned out?
We g-g-gotta-gotta get it together!
F-f-f-first we drink you and take it all apart!
Cuz everywhere we go we're the local boys and we're back
Just Sayin...BEARS ARE GONNA KICK ASS TODAY!!!! WOOHOO
Oh...& if you haven't rated my pics please do so...when I jump another level I can add more ;)
I always have more pics to add. ;) ;)
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To All My Friends That Mean So Much To MeThis is beautiful
The best kind of friend
Is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with,
Never say a word, and then walk away
Feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it,
But it's also true that we don't know
What we've been missing until it arrives.
Giving someone all your love
Is never an assurance that they'll love you back!
Don't expect love in return;
Just wait for it to grow in their heart
But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.
It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,
An hour to like someone,
And a day to love someone,
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
Because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.
May you have
Hoping For Interaction....HEY EVERYBODY!
LET'S play a little game....
go to the trackz in my cherry stash and have a look and listen to: Batalla De Los Tambores
Let's see who can name all the drum slautes played by Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin...
Leave a comment with what your guesses are!
I'll give a cherry gift to the winner!
and while you're there feel free to have a look around at all the other interesting tidbits...
Have fun everyone!
~AutumnPheonix~
Do You Think She Has The Hot's For Me? LolLooking for something funny? This girl blocked me a couple of weeks ago(for what I really don't remember). Well anyways, every other day or so I keep seeing this (below) in my viewed profile list. Now, why would someone who blocked me & basically hates my guts keep viewing my profile? HMMM. Some would say that she secretly has the hots for me. If that's truly so, I find that totally hilarious. Don't really know if that's true, just find it totally odd is all that she's viewing me at all.
fornicates
ConfessionsA boy and his date were parked on a back road some
distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on
back roads some distance from town.
Abruptly, the girl stopped the boy dead in his tracks.
'I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm
actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.'
The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the obligatory cigarette, the boy sat in the driver's
seat, staring out the window. 'Why aren't we going
anywhere?' asked the girl.
'Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm
actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.'
Valentine FactsValentine's Day Fun Facts:
* Over 1 billion Valentine cards are sent in the U.S each
year.
* Some of the countries that celebrate Valentine's Day:
The United States, Canada, Mexico, United Kingdom, France,
Australia
* Over 50 million roses are given for Valentine's Day
each year.
* The first box of Valentine's candy was in the late 1800's.
* The oldest known greeting card in existence, is a
Valentine card made in the 1400's and can be admired at
the British Museum (London).
* Commercial valentines were introduced in the 1800's.
By the 19th century printed Valentine's cards were on sale
and extremely fashionable - in 1825 the Post Office handled
more than 200,000 letters more than usual on St Valentine's Day.
Drama Drama Dramaok. I posted a mumm and it was only to see peoples reactions, but decided to delete it after people got all upset over it. there is no need. It was a simple question, that required a simple answer. Maybe I was wrong, but it seemed like people were getting defensive over it. Someone accused me of drama and that wasn't the case. I have enough drama in my real life right now than to worry about some drama on here. Nor, am i looking for attention. I have better ways of doing that.
People calm down about the mumms, you take them way too personal sometimes. they aren't supposed to be taken literally sometimes, but I do believe that you need to pick and choose where you hold your conversations. Some people are actually looking for advice and other times they are not.
so please use your better judgement.
Sexual AstrologyARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.
ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.
TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your partner breathless.
Fla. Picks Up Pieces After Deadly StormsLADY LAKE, Fla. -
President Bush designated four central Florida counties as disaster areas, releasing millions of dollars in aid as residents began recovering from tornados that ripped through the region, leaving at least 20 people dead.
National Guard troops, neighbors and residents cleaned up in the rain Saturday, pulling blue tarps over houses that still had walls.
"It makes you sick to your stomach for what we saw," David Paulison, director of the
Federal Emergency Management Agency, said after touring the area with Gov. Charlie Crist.
The victims from the second-deadliest series of tornadoes in state history ranged from a 92-year-old man to 17-year-old Brittany May, killed by a falling tree that crushed her bedroom.
Forecasters said Saturday that at least three tornadoes, with winds possibly as high as 165 mph, hit between 3 and 4 a.m. Friday, when few people were awake to hear tornado warnings on radio and TV.
The cleanup task was daunting Saturday as showers so
Why Is The Question..So here is a thought for everyone to ponder...
Why is that when you become friends with someone, they seem to be ok. Only to find out that they have been stringing you along the way, plotting behind your back to ruin what little life you have. They appear on the surface as a nice person, and then when you least expect it they turn on you and become the devil incarnate. Although you have helped them out of situations in the past it was just their way of destroying you bit by bit. So the question is posed, Why do these things happen to ourselves and how can it be prevented???
Cherrytap AgesNoticed this- ages were incorrect in some cases, but have now been fixed (for instance, my "age" is now 37 in my profile, which is correct; it was 38 for awhile, which was not. This error affected several people, I gather.)
Fishing> Subject: Gone Fishing
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> Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an
> he done run outta night crawlers.
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> He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit
> a big frog in his mouf.
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> He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he
> decides to steal dat froggie.
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> Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin,
> so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit.
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> He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de
> haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.
>
> He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's
> arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him,
> hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.
>
>
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> Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de
> frog and puts it in his bait can.
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> Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat
> snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a
> plan.
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> He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls
> and
Sun SignsAquarius (January 21 - February 18) Here you will find the humanitarians of the zodiac. Aquarius loves mankind and will doing anything for the masses. Since they are rather cold and detached, with little emotional appreciation, they are often thought of as disliking the individual. Fighting for the underdog on one hand and being clinically impartial on the other. Freedom of movement, thought and life is important to them. These are our inventors and technical wizards. They come up with different and unusual ideas that change our planet. Computers, airplanes and astrology are all ruled by Aquarius. Often thought of as eccentric. Always living in the future and changing their minds as quickly as they think up a new idea. Little patience for people who do not think as they do. For they love to argue for the fun of it. By all means, never try the hold them down or change their minds for you will see their dust as they run out of your life. They dream up wonderful grand solutions to the wor
More..more..more Sex! PleaseI am a Capricorn!
Aries
Aries LIVE for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also like to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries. If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say no too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries idea of Heaven is participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVE to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a violet wand before it was popular. They are also sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and
CrushWhy can't I find out who has the crush on me? I know what CT says. I was just hoping that the person who listed the crush might actually tell me. Wink Wink.
Inspirational QuotesNothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings.
Ralph Blum
On Triumph and Defeat
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Montaigne,Essays
On Faith and Inspiration
The world has no room for cowards. We must all be ready somehow to toil, to suffer, to die. And yours is not the less noble because no drum beats before you when you go out into your daily battlefields, and no crowds shout about your coming when you return from your daily victory or defeat.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat...We must find each other.
Mother Teresa
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
Epicurus
No one should negotiate their dreams. Dreams must be free to flee and fly high. N
Depressing QuotesLet your tears come. Let them water your soul.
Eileen Mayhew
The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
To perceive is to suffer.
Aristotle
The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
Jim Rohn
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.
Bertrand Russel
Death row is a state of mind.
Doris Ann Foster
In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.
Henry Ward Beecher
If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.
Lord Chesterfield
Break Up QuotesI ne'er can love another
As long as life may stand.
No maid the wide world over
Shall hold this heart or hand.
Anonymous
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
Robert Browning
And I shall find some girl perhaps, and a better one than you, With eyes as wise, but kindlier, and lips as soft, but true, and I daresay she will do.
Rupert Brooke
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Anonymous
The heart was made to be broken.
Oscar Wilde
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
Kahlil Gibran
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Rita Rudner
The hottest love has the coldest end.
Socrates
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4th ExchangeI'm banned...and she's over there laughing at us. No way to run a candy store bud...but I guess I just deal with it. I despise being a victim.
Friendship QuotesThe best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Abraham Lincoln
Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.
Lois L. Kaufman
Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief.
Swedish proverb
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.
Aristotle
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
Homer
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau
Sometimes i want to shout to the whole world how lucky i am to have you as my friend but sometimes i want to hush...afraid that somebody might take you away from me.
Anonymous
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle
PoetryGhost
I am a ghost
wandering the halls at night
restless and seeking
seeking for something I may never find
Ice runs through my heart
sending shivers jabbing my mind
echoes of lost loves
whisper through my soul tonight
I have noone to understand
to take the coldness from me
to kiss away the pain and heartbreak
that lives deep down inside of me
I am not worthy
I am not big enough, not strong enough
to fight away this fear
that claws and tears through the insides
I have been taken
Used up. thrown away
drained of all knowledge and good
that was left of me
I am broken, torn apart
Not what I could have been
for you
for me
for the ones who trusted me
I am noone
Noone at all
I dont count
I barely exist
I am a ghost
in all your existances
So I wander these halls
Opening doors
staring through windows
searching for something
to make me feel whole again
FULL again
Fill me up
Fil
AnnoyedI am distgusted, at the news in the UK this week, several Muslims who say they moved here to intergrate with this society have been arrested this week. As a plot allegedly by them to kidnap a number of soldiers returning from Iraq after there service there. These so Muslims arrested intended to servere the heads of these brave soldiers, and publish this on the net for all to see. I only wish that these people whom come here not intending to intergrate stay put and dont take the trip here, dont bother coming to a country that has differnt values on things, with the intent on trying to change them.
To finsh off those arrested if charged are cowards, I have yet to see these terrorists ever show their face when carrying out thses acts. If you are that brave and such a marter stop hiding behind, innocents and veils.
THIS BLOG IS NOT RECIST IT IS A POINT IN WICH I FEEL I SHOULD MAKE. TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT IS GOING ON.
Thank you
JP
Love QuotesThe best proof of love is trust.
Joyce Brothers
It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.
John Bulwer
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.
Thomas Moore
True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.
K. Knight
We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.
Luciano de Crescenzo
All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
Julie Andrews
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Mother Theresa
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
D.H.Lawrence
3rd ExchangeThat is an absolute travesty...
i can check you out but i cant undo the bann since the ban was done by one of the owners of the site you will have to sit the bann out sorry not much i can do there
=== 'Hammie IfUDn'tWntCmnts ThnDn'tWrtMums& ShtThHllUp!!!' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-04 06:34:57'..
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> So there's no way you can check me out, find me not a threat to the public tranquility...and take this ban off?
People Here...I understand that the NSFW designation exists for a reason - some companies and organisations have strict rules on what can and can't be viewed and giving people some warning as to a photo's suitability is a good idea before they open it and get in trouble. But this policy can be taken to ridiculous extremes - one of my photos has just been designated "NSFW", it's a scanned photo of a painting by a friend of mine, nothing rude or pornographic, pretty harmless and if it's the sort of thing that you think needs to be protected from being opened in an office/by a child then you need to get out the house a little more often.
Naughty PollNaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!
1. How old are you?27-29
2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual
3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean
7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong
8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have
9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off
10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week
11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure
12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not yet, but I would
13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them
14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome
15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own
16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest
17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both
Waiting For The KissWaiting For The Kiss
Category: Love poems
I've never had the chance
To kiss your beautiful lips
To hold you tight all day
To run my fingers through your hair
Or talk to you till the sun comes up
My mind says this won't be so
But my heart knows different
Someday I will do these wonderful things
And never let you go
No matter how long it takes
No matter how many tears it makes
I will see you
Kiss you
And hold you
Until the end of time
by Gary R. Hess
Eh. Superbowl Without The Steelers, Sucks....So its the superbowl. Of course I have to watch it, I love football. I don't care for either teams, and as much as I despise Peyton Manning (UGH I can't stand them), it will be nice to see Marlin Jackson play (he went to the same high school, was two years below me, and was a pretty good acquaintence of my brother). I'm still in denial, I'm going to wear all my steelers gear. haha. because I'm a jackass like that. Going to my friend from college's house for a superbowl party, making my "famous" buffalo chicken dip. mmmmmm... buffalo chicken dip....
anyways, not much going on. need to get off my booty and start sewing.
Second Replyfrom: NinjaSabby~Ct Bouncer-
date: 2007-02-04 06:31:51
subject: RE: mumms
read receipt: Yes
replied: No block user
the bouncers have all been told to double check the mumms so things should be better. it will still be only whoever bouncer happens to be checking the mumms at the time. and all the bouncers knows the rules for mumms and stuff
=== 'Hammie IfUDn'tWntCmnts ThnDn'tWrtMums& ShtThHllUp!!!' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-04 06:29:20'..
From Hammie
> So through no fault of mine, I am banned from mumms for 24 hours? Man, you need to institute new safeguards...my suggestion is that it take at least three designations to delete something. This is a great site..and you're being taken over. Ohhh...and I am now seeing that she got to some of my friends as well...mine will not be the only complaint.
Warmness On The Soul - Avenged SevenfoldI swear this one has to be about his cat!!!!
Your hazel-green tint eyes watching every move I make.
And that feeling of doubt, it's erased.
I'll never feel alone again with you by my side.
You're the one, and in you I confide
And we have gone through good and bad times.
But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
You've been there from the start for me.
And your loves always been true as can be.
I give my heart to you.
I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
And we have gone through good and bad times.
But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
You've been there from the start for me.
And your loves always been true as can be.
I give my heart to you.
I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
I give my heart to you.
I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
PoetryA poem I wrote a few years ago
The Quest
The rainbow's light
falls softly upon this place.
The misty sky,
twinkles with untold delight.
With our hands intertwined,
We walk this neverland,
Seeking for reasons
in this search for answers.
Our Quest make take us
to the darkest night,
A private hell of our own fears
To wich we must fight to survive.
NEVER GIVE UP, FOR LOVE MAY BE AROUND THE BEND
We must be strong...so we are able
to rise above
to soar into the light
To touch the stars
to be at peace with life
We must look in the places
Noone else would dare
to find the beauty,
that's been waiting there.
For then we would have the key to inspire magic
to awaken desire and passion
to watch the seed grow into the rose
But most of all to choose love as our goal
Replyfrom: NinjaSabby~Ct Bouncer-
date: 2007-02-04 06:27:07
subject: mumms
read receipt: Yes
replied: 2007-02-04 06:29:20 block user
i really dont know why you got banned from doing mumms since there are about 19 other bouncers on the site.so i really dont know but i think it last for about 24hours or so.and we look at every mumm stash that is posted to verify things. and the person that you just referred to scott and whoever has just been warned by me to stop posting comments that are unappropiate and demeaning to other members and they will lose the risk of having their comments taken away if they keep doing that. so sorry if i cant be of much more help
Sexual AstrologyARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.
ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.
TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your partner breathles
AstrologySun signs
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
is the sign of the natural born leader. Always impulsive, spontaneous and headstrong. They often remind one of a Mac Truck barreling down the highway. Never malicious, though often self-centered. Set on a mission carving their own way in life. Not aware of their actions until later. An Aries is fearless and brave almost to a point of foolishness definitely making their actions and presence known. Ruled by the head, they often look like a ram plowing through the crowd on the way up that mountain.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
manages to possess, and "have" just about everything possible. Very gentle, steadfast, stubborn and at times, slow. They plod through life making other's dreams come true by taking other's projects and making them shine. Down to earth with a no-nonsense approach, saying what they mean with a very strong sense of values. You will find nothing cheap or shoddy about them or what they own. Waiting until they can afford o
Damn.. Remember When? Growing Up 90'sIf you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this:
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this,...and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs.
( Pepper Ann was done by the same people who did Doug, Loved THAT show too!)
AAAAAAAH real monsters.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
(The one reason of why i watched at TGIF Boy Meets world, Corey was so cute!)
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to
I Have Been AttackedSometime this am my account was attacked by a level 3 named Scott and Jami ( please see the 'my alerts' section.) This person left vile comments on my photos, which I have since deleted, and several comments on a mumm from yesterday, which has been deleted. Apparently as a result, I am now banned from making mumms. This person reported ( I suspect) and had deleted a mumm I made on a Turk, one of your members, praying that all of our children die by terrorism.
Please check ALL of my photos, past mumms, and blogs...you will find NOTHING that is NSFW.
Why am I blocked from making mumms?
Do you not personally check out a complaint, or do you just automatically take a person at their word? DO you ban from one complaint, or must there be at least three or so?
When can I expect to be able to write mumms again...and exactly WHAT have I done wrong?
At what can I do about this attack?
Please note; I have made this into a blog..I want ALL of my friends to see this.
BoringBORING
IT FEEL’S LATELY AS THOUGH I HAVE BECOME BORING …
WELL, AM I?
JUST ONE MORE FISH IN THE SEA, WITH NOTHING UNIQUE TO OFFER THAT OUTSHINES THE OTHER GUY.
I USED TO THINK I WAS GOOD ENOUGH…TO KEEP THE YEARS AT BAY
I GUESS ITS JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR REGRETS
BECAUSE I LEARNED THESE HARD LESSONS,
IN THE MIDST OF SUMMERS BURN,
AND THE FEIRY COLD OF THE MADDENING FALL
NOW, MY STOMACH STAYS TIED UP IN KNOTS, AS IF I WERE SEA SICK FOR DAYS AT A TIME
SO NOW IM FINDING IT HARD…
IM FINDING IT SO HARD…
JUST TO UNDERSTAND WHY MY FEET ARE STANDING HERE IN THIS PLACE, OR WHERE I EVEN REALLY BELONG
BECAUSE IF NOT HERE, THEN I AM TRULY LOST INSIDE MY OWN SOUL
INSIDE MY OWN MIND
I CAN ONLY HOPE AND PRAY ILL MAKE IT BACK FROM HERE
OUT HERE WITHOUT HER TOUCH…
WITHOUT HER LOVE
Butterfly GardenI come to your garden, where the butterflys live in harmony with your nature. It is your gracious spirit that draws them to your garden. Your true friendship allows them to multiply in to many. Thank you for sharing you gift with us.
GegiCluck20070204
**This is a tribute to my dear friend Mama who has a loving and giving spirit. I cherish her friendship
Hallen-weltmeisterschaften Von 1938 – 2005Hallen-Weltmeisterschaften von 1938 – 2005
1938
in Deutschland - Weltmeister: DEUTSCHLAND
1954
in Schweden - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN
1958
in der DDR - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN
1961
in Deutschland - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN
1964
in der Tschechoslowakei - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN
1967
in Schweden - Weltmeister: TSCHECHOSLOWAKEI
1970
in Frankreich - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN
1974
in der DDR - Weltmeister: RUMÄNIEN
1978
in Dänemark - Weltmeister: DEUTSCHLAND
1982
in Deutschland - Weltmeister: UdSSR
1986
in der Schweiz - Weltmeister: JUGOSLAWIEN
1990
in der Tschechoslowakei - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN
1993
in Schweden - Weltmeister: RUSSLAND
1995
auf Island - Weltmeister: FRANKREICH
1997
in Japan - Weltmeister: RUSSLAND
1999
in Ägypten - Weltmeister: SCHWEDEN
2001
in Frankreich - Weltmeister: FRANKREICH
2003
in Portugal - Weltmeister: KROATIEN
2005
in Tunesien - Weltmeister: SPANIEN
My Contest Needs 4 More So I Can Start> > CHERRYTAP BEST BULGE CONTEST
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> > The Contest will begin on SUN. FEB 4th at 10:15 am run to FRI Feb 9 at 10:00pm .
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> > FIRST PRIZE - 3 DAY CHERRY BLAST 10,000 votes needed
> > SECOND PRIZE - A PIMPIN GIFT 5000 votes needed
> > THIRD PRIZE - A NAUGHTY GIFT
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2.4.076 Days
so much to tell you
about where i've been
and all any of it means
is that i've been lost without you
memory burns with a line
of insufficient replacements
that i gave myself to a piece at a time
and wishing and pretending
like so many others
that there are no regrets
is another waste of time
when in 6 days or 6 moments
the greatest gift you've given
is love anyway
g.w.b.
How Much Do You See?
do you know the way it has cut
and spit her out
lost from faith
and fed by doubt
how gently she has held
the hope of love
and in the final moment
you arrived
bringing a greater smile
and a weariness settles on the heart
guilt that the past and it's path of mistakes
have taught a lesson that you don't deserve
to fear your truth
in the eye of her own failure
too crazy to love for long
When Comes the Test
will spring take you away?
into the questions of if and when
when love has set us free
is tomorrow full of too much space between
time burn
Another Stupid OneTaking Life By The Horns...
An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"
The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."
So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long aligator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.
Just as the aligator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and s
What Is LoveWhat is Love?
Love is a slow Kiss goodnight.
(It's Anticipation)
Love is an Imperfection
in yourself not bothering you.
(It's Acceptance)
Love is passing up an Opportunity
because the Time isn't right yet.
(It's Patience)
Love is a Back massage that starts above
the hairline and ends around the insoles.
(It's Exploration)
Love is not having to say
"Let's make love"
because you know what to do.
(It's Humor)
Love is being told
"Stop and I'll kill you"
(It's Desire)
Love is reviewing the damage
to your living room
and realizing personal effects
are strewn in a clockwise pattern
from the front door to the bedroom.
(It's Abandonment)
Love is seeing what your lover
really looks like for the first time.
(It's Truth)
Love is knowing what time it is
and not caring.
(It's Joy)
Love is the arms around you
tightening their embrace.
(It's Ecstasy)
Love is seeing a new side
of a person you thought you knew.
(It's Re
Want Me To Cyber With You????Well its not gonna happen. Sorry the title had to grab your attention.
I just had another asshole come and say hello to me act all nice and then *BAM* What's your yahoo login wanna cam with me blah blah blah! When I said no I have a man and don't do that he got all pissy like a little girl. I am sick of the lack of respect on this site. Might I suggest that if you are looking for instant gratification or a playtoy.. they do sell blow up dolls at most pornstores.. go check em out!
Ok I am no prude and I have had some interesting experiences on line... but that does not mean that every Tom, Dick and Harry is gonna be able to see my tits or cyber with me. So I guess my point is if that is what you want from me you may want to rethink our online friendship.
To my friends and family I speak to everyday thanks for being honest warm funny and flirty (and most of all respectful!!!!) you make it worthwhile to stay on this site.
~Jillie
In My MindIN MY MIND
What good is served by thought tonight,
there is no way with words to write,
the vague uncertain feelings,
in my Mind.
Strange shadows dance in clouds of grey,
I can not see or find my way,
to formless shapes that beckon,
in my Mind.
My probing thoughts can not explain,
the absence of expected pain,
yet shapeless forms continue,
in my Mind.
Tantalizing feelings rise,
dimming thoughts that might be wise,
I see your lips before me,in my MIND.
Soft swirling mist encircles you,
a lovely vision still in view,
your outstretched hand is reaching,
in my MIND.
Though running at a fearful pace,
I am yet standing still in space,
surrounded by the shadows,
in my Mind.
Each time I reach and almost touch,
the gentle hand I love so much,
shifting clouds obscure the view,
in my Mind.
There is for me a message
Bulletins....OK, WHY THE HELL CAN'T I SEE ANY BULLETINS? POSTING THIS AS A BLOG SINCE I CAN'T. IF ANYONE KNOWS OR CAN HELP, PLEASE LET ME KNOW...ITS BEEN THIS WAY FOR AWHILE AND THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MESSED UP WITH THE SERVER. THANKS, TIFF :)
Increasedmy mood swings have increased tonight... my friend and his g/f that have been datting eachother well over 4 years? the pass few months they have been getting into abusive fights (not physically but emotionally) every fucking time they get into a fight over the most dumbest shit cause of the dumb fucking things they do (not thinking before hand or asuming before hand) they allways run to me and hide behind my back from one another they cant go to anyone else out of arron, brice, mick, tripmen, rox, mandy,...
so typical my mood swing kicks in during the riot between them so i said a few things i really did not mean to say and shit i feel bad but it sure hell made them both shut the fuck up and calm the fuck out.... so later going to perrys uncles house to have a lil bit of fun perry decides to point a loaded gun at me... so i had to get the fuck out of there... thanks to my wednesday boo calling gaved me an excuse to leave but after awhile i mad her get mad at me (which i am an asshol
The Death Of A Best FriendIt's been all most a year since one of my best friends died right be side me. i can't believe how fast time goes by, it seems just like yesterday we where driving around and listening to music. His death was sudden and the causes of his death are still unknown. So as i remember him and think that he is in a better place, i also know now how short life really is and how fast it can be taken a way. i live my life one day at a time and try to do as much as i can in one day. i know that he is looking down on me and i hope he is smiling. and i want him to know not a day goes by that i don't think about him. the song that plays on my profile was his favorit song so as i end this blog i say to "my self rest in peace john you are and never well be forgotten"
Political Correctness."Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical,
liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream
media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to
pick up a turd by the clean end."
Love's Divine.Was just browsing though and came across an artist who i used to listen to quite a lot. With this song, i have never seen the music video before, however when i did, it brought a few tears in my eyes. It goes to show how good the song is and how Seal sings it, with emotion and with the music video conveying the point.
Hope you enjoy it and see what i mean.
Angel.
Two Traveling AngelsTwo traveling angels
Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t
stop at the feet (You\'ll see).
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night
in the home of a wealthy family.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room.
Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.
When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,
\"Things aren\'t always what they seem\"
The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.
After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest.
When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears.
Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.
The you
Profile PhotoI have to admit that I actually hate having my picture taken .... For those who know me that's going to sound a little strange but it's very true !!!
Anyway I got zero sleep last night because I was chatting to a couple of my friends here on the Cherry and before I knew it, the dawn was fast approaching....
So off I ran, jumped in the van, dashed off to the top of a local hill, jogged the last mile to get to the top just as the sun came up and..... WoW I so love this shot, so now it's up as my new profile pic and I hope you all like it as much as I do !!!!
As it was -2 degrees this morning up there I'm only just starting to warm up so if I've stuffed up the spelling ... Sorry !!! LOL
Stay cool, safe and happy people and I'll catch you all after I've had a loooooong HOT bath ....
See Ya !!
Steve
Morning RamblingsIn the last day of my 64th year a few observations after shave/shower and before coffee/breakfast.
So glad "global warming" is here. Minus 2 in Lima. Ever wonder where all these so called "global warming" experts get their money to do their so called studies. I do!! And those of you that do not should follow the money. It is a sorry ass trail!!
Super Bowl Day. Colts to win by 10 points and rather dull/boring game!! And I'll watch every minute of it on my 50" HDTV and LOVE it!! Too bad I couldn't have a few of you over to watch the game and chow down on munchies and dinner!!
Please keep the Florida Folks in your thoughts and prayers. They do indeed need them!! Gee, I haven't noticed anyone looting and carrying TV's, sneakers, et al from the tornado scene. Makes one wonder doesn't it!!??
Please stay warm and have a great day!!
My First ContestOk ladies I need your pics for the sexiest female eyes on ct. I am not sure when I am going to start it but it will be this week if there is enough interest. The winner will get a 3 day cherry Blast from me. Comment bombing will be welcome and you can vote for yourself. I don't want any drama on this contest so if I catch you rating others pics a 1 or doing anything underhanded I will delete you from the contest This will be for fun, so lets keep it that way. If it is close within 5 votes I will give the 2nd place person a gift I am just not sure what But it will be over 500 cherry bucks. Let me know what you think or if you want in and I will rip your pic.
Thanks Scotty
Believe In LoveBeing around with you is great dear
Each moments spend with you seem sweet and wonderful
Loving you and longing for your touch from far
Is real tough dear, but I will always love you
Even though I don't know what the future holds, but
Valentine you will always be in my heart
Everlasting with my love for you
I am insane in loving you? You may ask
No. You'll always have a special place in my heart
Lasting with my love and devotion
On the hidden paradise deep inside my heart
Very special you will always be
Endless loves for you till the end my dear.
To All My Friends And Fans( Please Read)I have a ton of people on my friends list but if your here just to be a number you can please delete me and save me the time of deleting you. If you truly would like to get to know me that is awesome and why I joined CT. So drop me a line sometime in an email or on the shout box but just a warning my shout box works when it wants to.
If I am your fan and you are not mine starting this week I will be deleting people. I am very good about returning favors so if you are my fan and I am not yours let me know I assure you its an oversight.
So I hope everyone has a great sunday and I look forward to hearing from you all soon!..
Please take tem minutes and drop as many comments as you can even if its just misc letters it still counts. So click the pic and bomb them I really want them to win this one!
Thanks
Scotty
Re: Meaning Of Flag Draped Coffin.....thanks, Susan----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Celeste-A Devil Dogs Mom(R-TX)
Date: Feb 3, 2007 7:48 PM
From: Susan
Date: Feb 3, 2007 5:18 PM
Please, Take Time To Read This..
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From: USMC Patriot
Date: Feb 3, 2007 4:44 PM
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From: ~*Susan*~
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Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin.
I HAVE BEEN THE OFFICER AT MANY MILITARY FUNERALS, WHOSE JOB IT WAS TO ACCEPT THE FLAG FROM THE FLAG BEARERS, AND PRESENT IT TO THE NEXT OF KIN, AND IT WAS A VERY SOLEMN HONOR,AND ALL OF THOSE ACCEPTED IT WITH GREAT HONOR AND RESPECT. THESE WERE MOMENTS THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
GLENN JAYROE
MAJOR USA RETIRED
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin.
All Americans shoul
IndigosThe Indigos are a soul group of awakened and enlightened beings who have come to assist our world in a global transformation. They are here to ignite a shift in consciousness and help move us out of the " old paradigm systems", which include: our educational, political, religious, medical, nutritional, technological, family dynamics and all fear based belief systems. They come to Earth, bringing with them, Universal wisdom, Divine knowledge, of what is to come, and they hold a clear vision of peace, harmony, perfection and unity for this world.
This world
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i think i forgot to write about when i went visited this guy i met online in Rotterdam n my bio so im going to add about it here
about 2 years ago i went to see this 28 year old guy i met onlline in rotterdam.we seemed to hit off we talked for a good few months before i flew and it was my first time ever to actually go meet someone from online,
but as soon as i saw him at the airport i hid...i mean it was obvious this guy had some physical and mental problems.he told me he had but i never assumed this bad...but hey it was for 2 weeks and i knew noone there so i walked up and said hi.
naturally it turned out to be a nightmare----it turns out he had been battling with cancer for years with it just recently came back,and all spread all over,he was ever so desperate to love someone and he grew up in broken family he basically had noone.
he lived by himself and he was also a schizophrenic.so im stuck with this person for two
Late Nights Seem To Make My Libido Go CrazyAnd I basically hate it a lot
I'm sitting here at 4:40 in the fucking morning
This is one of those times where I'm really wishing I lived somewhere other than here
Or at least didn't have my computer's hard drive go "FHOASIFHEOFUEYF(WE*death*"
P.S.
The blog name is a song quote, and I bet NO ONE can tell me what song it is XD
P.P.S.
It's interesting how even when I'm in this mood I want you to run a zoo with me
Funny Thoughts1) Lays potato chips****you can't eat one**** yes I can and I did!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA
2) socks with sandles***if you want to wear socks then wear real shoes otherwise DON'T DO IT! IT LOOKS STUPID! And now I heard they are making socks for flip flops????? Why on earth would someone do this??? It's wrong oh so very wrong....and really if you are wearing this there should be a law that says anyone can come up and flog you without any type of legal action being taken.
Hi AllSo here iam new to this site and have no fucking idea what im doing????? hi to jaderepo though... thanx for the tip about this site!!!!! come check me out.. in need of action...
The Idealist, By RwsThe Idealist
Oh you who have daring deeds to tell!
And you who have felt Ambition's spell!
Have you heard of the louse who longed to dwell
In the golden hair of a queen?
He sighed all day and he sighed all night,
And no one could understand it quite,
For the head of a slut is a louse's delight,
But he pined for the head of a queen.
So he left his kinsfolk in merry play,
And off by his lonesome he stole away,
From the home of his youth so bright and gay,
And gloriously unclean.
And at last he came to the palace gate,
And he made his way in a manner straight
(For a louse may go where a man must wait)
To the tiring-room of the queen.
The queen she spake to her tiring-maid:
"There's something the matter, I'm afraid.
To-night ere for sleep my hair ye braid,
Just see what may be seen."
And lo, when they combed that shining hair
They found him alone in his glory there,
And he cried: "I die, but I do not care,
For I've lived in the head of a queen!"
-Robert W
Hmmm???Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Makes ya stop and wonder now doesn't it
Ha Ha HaFirst and formost let me say how over used LOL is. That is why I mix it up a bit with a ha ha or a hee hee maybe even a laugh and snort. But what gets on my nerves the most is the fake LOL. "Tara, how do you know if it is a fake LOL? They are after all, on a computer and you can't see them" Oh young one you have so much to learn. Now sit down and let me explain the fake LOL.
First, why would you laugh out loud after saying hi to someone or I'm doing good. If you do laugh out loud at this you are insane and I dont want to be around you. I will flee from you...quickly.
Second, I know I'm not that funny. Everything that comes out of my mouth should not cause an out pour of laughter. I wish it did, but, I know better.
Third, they have a web cam. If you are going to let me watch you type and chat with me don't type LOL or ROTFLMAO when you dont even crack a smirk or grin. If I see this I will call you out on this. A side note to this:: do you need to inform me you are LOL if I c
My Friend Michael Legrande, Performing On The S/s Norway.Oh.
My.
God!!!!
I was there that night. Bjorn, my former Staff Captain, sent me this....
What great memories...this performance was given in the theatre onboard, with the full ship's orchestra. It was my first season onboard, when this vid was taken...The memories flood my soul and I'm left feeling terribly honoured.... I did nothing to deserve such wonderfully talented friends, companions and shipmates, from the highest deck down to the lowliest crew member. I am honoured to have known ALL of you.
Love always,
Siobhan...
February 04, 2007: Super BowlThe only show that makes me eager to watch the commercials.
Did you see the Reno 911 trailer during the Super Bowl? That movie's gonna rock!!
I'm Not Super On Super Sunday, But Thanks For AskingUgh! My life is a piece of dried up feces at the moment. My mom's lying in a rest home bed, dying of cancer, and my sister is being a bitch to me because I don't listen to her every word, even though she's a freakin' idiot. You know, it's highly insulting when you say I'm smart yet treat me like I don't know what the hell I am doing, and then turn right around and complain that I have an "attitude". Well, you would have an attitude too if all your sibling ever did was talk to you and never listened to you.
God, if only I had hit that $250 million dollar jackpot last week. I'd have given my sister plenty of money to take care of my mom and my aunt, and I would have jetted so fast it would have blown down every building in this podunk town where I reside.
As for the Super Bowl...meh. Colts 27, Bears 20. I'll watch the game, but I could care less who wins. At least there's a Family Guy marathon on Cartoon Network after the game.
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Go ColtsSUPER BOWL IS HERE IN SOUTH FLORIDA..WHAT A BIG CELEBRATION OF GOOD TIMES AND FOOTBALL..BEING THE
HOME OF THE 1972 UNDEFEATED DOLPHINS,THE CITY COMES ALIVE FOR SUPER BOWL 41,TODAY...
BILLY JOEL SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM..
PRINCE AND OTHERS AT HALFTIME!!!
AND THE AFTER PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG..
COLTS WILL WIN 24--13 OVER THE BEARS..
THE BEARS WILL LEAD 13--3 GOING INTO THE FOURTH QUARTER AS MANNING WILL LEAD THE 3 TOUCHDOWN COMEBACK ,WITH HARRISSON AND FORMER HURRICANE REGGIE WAYNE!!!
GO COLTS!!
ROCK ON!
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My Memories Of The S/s Norway Nee S/s FranceThat Grand Dame of the Sea, the Blue Lady, the Monarch of the North Atlantic, all these were names given to her, by nobles, notables, crew captains, and other ship aficianados. None were originated in the offices of PR salesmen, whose job it is to peddle dreams and snake oil. And all of these names fit her so beautifully, so very aptly that no one who was anyone in the ship building business, or the shipping industry would have dared to say otherwise.
A ship is, properly speaking, a boat that can carry other boats. Anything less is not a ship, and she was the Queen of them all. Longer than an American football field, she was the longest passenger ship in the world, EVER. She carried more passengers every week, than any other ship either of her kind, or the modern "mega ships", until 1997 when Royal Caribbean introduced its Voyager class.
Only one ship afloat could ever match her speed, her style, her grace and that was Cunard's Queen Elizabeth 2. Together, they were the
Something Wrong With Me?i think something's wrong with me.. something not normally wrong with me.. i've been an insomniac my whole life so i'm used to not sleeping, and i've gotten used to sleeping extra when im up for 35 hours straight, but i hadnt been up that long and i slept from 2 am until 730 pm got up until 9 pm and then slept again until 3 am and its tempting to go lay down and sleep more.. i just slept more then an entire day.. i slept like 25 hours practically straight with maybe 5 minutes inbetween falling asleep and then being up for about an hour.. the disturbing part is i didnt force myself to sleep i fell asleep quickly which doesn't even happen if im tired. i went back to sleep at 9 cuz i had almost fallen asleep taking a bath.
i have to work the morning shift at 9:30. i hate sundays and morning shifts both are busy. i havent had to do a sunday other then the midnight in so long.. and i think ive only done one day shift on a sunday making me curse them forever. i tried to see if felicity w
Cmere You!If you help her.... she will probably make you a license.... if asked nicely and given time! No guarentee but she does great work. Thats what her contest is for so go comment bomb her and then go to her page and add her and talk to her and she will probably make you one! She deserves to win though she puts alot of work and time into her lisences so they dont look like everyone elses!
Wow!What a day. Worked from 11:45a Saturday morning until 3:15a Sunday morning. Whew!!
I am ready for a nappy poo...
Don't be worried too much if I don't catch up with you...
until the sun is getting close to your horizon.
Laters!!
Much love....
Kat
Pitbull PuppiesI am one of the owners of a dog kennel called Backwood Kennels. We here at Backwood Kennels have several ADBA registered Pitbull puppies.
We have several to choose from. There are reds, blacks, chocolates, brindles, and even blues with some of the top ten bloodlines in the nation. Please contact me at 660-939-2231 and ask for Chris or Kyle.
My Fortune...So I had chinese for dinner and this is my fortune from my fortune cookie....
"Everything will now come your way."....
I'm not sure that this is a good thing....
Are You An Extrovert Or An Introvert?You Are 30% Extrovert, 70% Introvert
You are quite reserved
You aren't afraid of social situations...
But you very much prefer to go it alone
And why not? You're your own best friend!
Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
No Mail Again...::sigh:: i kept putting off checking the mail....mostly because i didn't want my hopes dashed by an empty mailbox. i did check it though and there was nothing there. ech...sometimes i wish if there isnt a letter from sean there could at least be a bill or something to distract me from being letterless.
blah. its gonna be another long night for me. i hate nights like this. they break my heart. sean has two weeks leave in march...god i cant wait for him to be home. though i know that after those two weeks he has to leave again...that has got to be the hardest part for me...watching him walk away...or maybe worse still having to smile and hold back the tears when he looks back and waves at me...ugh...now im crying. lol i swear im on an emotional coaster ride nowadays.
sometimes i wake up crying after the very tears that wake me made me sleep in the first place. sometimes i call out to him...but i know he wont come to me. sometimes the solitude leaves me in pieces on the floor...but
How Machiavellian Are You?You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?
Guys Being Judgementaltoday i have noticed to many guys are judgemental and it drivesme crazi. seriously here guys you judgin us based on how we look is not fair.i have a question since you judge us based on how we look wouldnt it b fair for us to judge you based on how big ur penis is ? seriously fair is fair. if ur gonna hit us with our looks and weight we mine as well do the same i dont know how many gurls agree with me but i kno that if sum one (girl) told a guy to drop his pants and lets see watcha got ? he wouldnt bcuz he would hopefully not b thinkn with it and say that its not fair. because if i did that to a guy and he said not fair i would tell him well it is fair cuz u b judgn me based on how i look why not judge u based on how big ur penis is.i dont kno how many gurlz r with me on dis one but hey if ur a GURL OR A GUY and you agree respond to dis. lata. pplz
Thank You To All!Hey thanks everyone for showing us some love. I know we aren't always able to accept your friend requests right away so this is for those who don't know we accepted, come rate and comment on our sexy pictures. don't forget to fan while your here if you haven't already :) enjoy!!!
-Autumn and Ryan
Comment Thisim no fucking attention seeker. i hardly talk to anyone and the one person i try talking to thinks im an attion seeker when i post bulletins asking if my friends want to talk. hey i dont post pics of me fucking someone or showing my private area and yet i get called an attention seeker? hmm doesnt make sense.
A Woman Should Have...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who
Always makes her Laugh...
And one
Who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture
not previously owned by
Anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
Eight matching plates,
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will
Make her guests feel honored.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over
Her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love
Without losing herself...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to quit a Job
Break up with a lover
and confront a friend without ruining the friendship
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhood
May not have been
Perfe
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
My ViewGenerals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds... Oh Lord yeah!
Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor, yeah
Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'till their Judgment day comes, yeah!
Now in darkness, world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs of the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of Judgment, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Oh Lord yeah!
I Love YouI LOVE YOU!
One morning you will never wake up, do all your friends know you love
them?
I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I
wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that
needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of
your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you
back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile
can do.
And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again....... I LOVE
YOU!!
My LifeMy winter of discontent
It’s not much fun to be out here, and to be this far
To exist on the outlying fragile fringes of this winter…
Trapped inside a world turned over, fractured and bent
But I’ll still remain the same…
Stubborn to the last, in my own shape and way
Do you know what its like?
To feel so detached from yourself, and everything that makes up this life you lead?
Everything is covered in lies, half-truths, tall-tales and things of that nature
And you have only one salvation, one chance to be carried home
One opportunity to reach your hand out, swallowing you’re pride in one monumental gesture
One life changing declaration, meant to rescue you from beyond the edge of your own imperfect soul
The waves come quickly, I know…
Just breathe, and swim through
Hold on, and take a moment to read the sign
That sign that reads: Never come back here, you just don’t fit in
Take these words to heart…
Because this past trip pushed you
And you won’t survive if you
LoveLove
READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT
Love starts with a smile
grows with a kiss
and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone
who won't cry over you
Good friends are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings
God forgot to give us.
When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your BEST FRIEND will be there
Nobody is perfect
Until you fall in love with them
Send this on to everyone special in your life
even the people who really make you mad sometimes
and to the people whose lives you want to be in
pOsTed bY:
A Pirate Weeps For Her Ship....the S/s FranceThis was sent to me by one of my fellow crewmembers, Bjorn, whom I served with onboard the Norway. I absolutely cannot express the sadness I feel, so I won't try. Instead, I'll just invite you to come aboard, and see for yourselves. Afterward, I will show you her glory days...
The Norway was the only ship in the world that was permitted to fly the flag of the United Nations. She was truly the perfect expression of the beauty of France, the country for which she was built in 1961....later, she came to symbolize a commitment to peace, by all the nations of the free world. Every week, her crew represented every country, every continent, and every language known to mankind.
The sweetest sound I know....
Here's what happened. The loss of the ship is indescribably sad. But the loss of my fellow crew members makes me weep. Here's what happened:
After watching all three in order, I'm feeling very sad. I will post a separate blog with some of my thou
HomeI'm home!!!!!!
And its near-blizzard conditions here in northnern NY. More to follow
out for now
michael
Own A Piece Of The Internet For Free!This note is mainly to offer you a chance to help build AGLOCO – it is a Member-owned Internet community.
Here is why I would like you to help. First – it is free. Second - it is quick and easy to join. Third – AGLOCO’s purpose is to get its members their share of the money generated on the Internet (i.e. you make money). And lastly – if you help build the AGLOCO network you can make much more.
Here is a link to sign up (it automatically records me as referring you with my ID BBBT0950) www.agloco.com/r/BBBT0950
AGLOCO works with a toolbar type software called a Viewbar. Privacy is very strict so no spyware, popups or spam.
As to how much money you can make, there is a study which says the average user should get $5 to $15 a month. (But less at the beginning.) Click here to read the report. http://simmonsreport.spaces.live.com
How much can you make helping to build the network? The Simmons Report predicts $30 per referral. I have 200, but a friend of mine RZ McCall ha
Fucked Up Againparanoid.....
i'm paranoid.....because i dont know what it means to have a guy interested in me....i fucked up again....oh well life goes on....i only get paranoid becuz people give me a good reason to...such as talking to all my friends and checking out all my friends and completely passing over me.....so of course i'm paranoid when everyone wants what i want and i get all crazy....
i have to issue an apology that probably won't mean shit to him...but he knows who he is....
i chased him away from me and i dont know why...i like him, i really do like him and i like everything about him...but i chased him away...i treat him like shit, i act so insecure...i'm sorry to you for everything i may have said or anything else that i do...but i know it doesnt change anything
New Picsjust wanted to share with everyone that I have lots of new pics....some are nsfw LOL enjoy
Hello Everyonehello everybody!! this is my first time being on here so i'm still really new at this.. a freind of mine sent me a link to this thru myspace.. i guess its becoming a thing of the past hehe.... well if anyone wants to hit me up or comment me please feel free to do so!!!
LalalalaYeah, so, um, it's 4am in VA right now, I'm kind of tired, and yet don't really want to go to bed. Been up since 2pm (yeah, I sleep in on the weekends, it's the only time I don't work, so I take full advantage of it :-D ) and didn't really get anything done except for dishes until around 9:30 pm when I started cleaning up my family room, throwing out things I don't need/use (less things for me to have to move in late March/early April). Weeeeeeeeee
I do however think the being tired thing is getting to my head, mhmm, so I think I might attempt to retire or some such.
Later
Colts -bearsGO BEARS!
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a COLTS fan. She
asks her students to raise their hands if they are COLTS fans, too. Not
really knowing what a COLTS fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands flew into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a
COLTS fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Chicago Bears fan," boasts
the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a BEARS fan. "Well, my
Dad and Mom are BEARS fans, so I'm a BEARS fan, too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then
I'd be a COLTS fan."
Wanti needa sex... ii found a chick but she smells bad...
What I SawA freind asked me to tell her what it was that I seen a good time ago that still fucks with my head today. I was 14 and me and my freinds hung out at a large park with lots of picnic tabbles close to a wooded area . Most people in the park stayed clear of the area due to the rep. it and us had . They told there kids not to go there that was where the druggys and freeks play . They where right at that age I had a habit and a love for acid , pot ,pcp, and hash, we all did and that place was ours even the cops did not go there unless there where 5-10 to back them up. I was a puppy and most of the peeps there where about 20+ croud one day we all where seting around and haveing a good time drinking smokeing just another day . A guy that only came around to score and split showed up and stuck around for a while and got a little out of line . But in no way did he deserve what soon happened . He started to get a little to messed up and started breaking beer bottles on the tables . Another frei
Voila!...Voila!
Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
Bartenderized Productions©
A Word Of Warning To The Ladies: This Is What Happens When You Piss Off The Wrong Boyfriend"Happy Death Day", by Alien Ant Farm.
I slowly shoot these words like weapons,
And go insane.
I watch you drive your stupid car,
You go away.
You never were one to use caution,
And you don't obey.
You know I'd love to see it happen.....
I always tried to keep you near me,
Without the pain.
I love to tie us into knots,
We slipped away.
I tried to captivate you, on that evening
He was leaving, with the girl I'd love to kill...
Happy Death day to you baby,
I know you're flying in the blue now...
We'll be together real soon now, baby don't you worry,
Papa's got a brand new body bag for you....
Cable cars run through my mind,
Reminiscent Bay.
I think I'd love a valentine,
I wish you'd stay.
You never were one to use caution,
It slipped away.
I somehow knew this would happen....
Happy Death day to you baby,
I know you're flying in the blue now...
We'll be together real soon now, baby don't you worry,
Papa's got a brand new body bag for you,
And I've got
EmptyNothing is going right in my life as of late. I am shit out of luck in everything. I don't know what I did to deserve this but I wish everything was better...
Day TwoNot as productive as day one, but it's ok. Still making new friends and still doing my joke of the day. I already posted tomorrows if you are interested. I will start up my stash soon and put them on there. See ya on the flip side! :-)
The Love Of My Life...Right now, I am speechless. Almost everyone who knows me knows the love I have for lindon. We don't chat often anymore. As a matter of fact, we hardly talk at all... until he decides he wants to fuck me. He acts like he cares so much about me... and does he? Hell, i don't know... never will... all i know is i love him. I always have, i'm afraid i always will love him. I'm not sure why i allow myself to even think of him. He has hurt me in so many ways. I have wished, for so long, that he would love me. But he wont... and it's weird, because recently, i haven't cared too much about him, and some days, don't even think about him... mainly because i've started falling for scott. And Lindon knows about scott, but it seems Lindon persues me harder... mostly for sexual reasons. I'm sure he cares about me some... but not enough. And it's like, he doesn't quite wanna let me go... Right now, he is driving drunk... from Norman, to Stillwater... If he got hurt... god knows i would never be able t
Sometimes, Risking Getting A One On My Profile Would Be Worth It...Gahhhh! I can understand sexy pictures, I can understand suggestive pictures, but Geeeeez, what is with the need for photographs that make me want to rip my eyes out! No, I do not want to see your junk, if I did I'd be looking into your bedroom window when you go to bed at night. Ewwww!
Actually no, before you can think it I'm not that much of a prude. My problem isn't with human anatomy, it's with nasty human anatomy that caused the SO's of these people to be involuntarily bulimic.
Yes, I'm done bitching now.
I've Done 87 Of 150 Life Experienceshow many life experiences have u had?
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Smoked Weed
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 8
Level 3
(x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House.
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
( ) Been Arrested
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE/FACEBOOK Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace/ FACEBOOK
( ) Been Mosh Pitting
SO FAR: 14
Level 7
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Ta
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My AddictionYou're like a drug to me
Without you I go crazy
My mind starts to race
My heart beats off pace.
I can rely on you
To help me get through
But everything has their cost
It was my mind that I lost
You made me believe your lies
You couldn't even hear my cries
You're just like a drug
You were only there to pull my plug.
Because of you I now flatline
You killed me with no warning or sign
You were the cause of my death
The reason I took my last breath
Hoop Of Life!!Even the seasons form a great circle in their changing, and always come
back again to where they
were. The life of a man is a circle from childhood to childhood and so it is
everything where power moves In these modern times it is difficult to understand why we should think
circles and seasons. People and
society are always moving, through distance, over yonder, going here and
going there-hurry up, grow up,
be successful, climb the ladder of success, etc. The Elders tell us to slow
down, to be patient, pray and
think circles. Circle thinking applies to relationships, business and every
area of our lives. We need to teach our awareness to look for seasons and
cycles Many times we speak of the Great Hoop of life. This does not entail one
thing but it entails many things in our daily life journey. We must look to
Creator and the Medicine Circle of the four directions in order to find
answers. Our life circle is " We are born from an earth and Spiritual seed,
We grow, We di
EmiliaA man sits in his study, he is locked away from harm
He ties a strip of rubber, ties it tight around his arm.
In one hand is his enemy, the other holds a pen.
He floods his veins with heroin, and scribbles without end.
"My darling love Emilia, how long these months have been.
I'd trade my sight to see you, wait, that doesn't make much sense..
See, I've missed you, sweetheart, endlessly, I swear it's been so rough..
To fall asleep just wondering when I'll finally feel your touch..
We both know the pains of distance, we have felt it's sting before..
And we've always made it through, somehow, but this time hurt me more..
I don't have the nerve to call you, and I know that probably hurts..
But what I have to tell you love, would only make things worse..
Last week or so in New Orleans, I think it was Thursday night..
When after all that time my call got through, and I'd only called to fight?
After that, I went out walking, just to take you off
Wtf?How do you delete people from your family while on a sidekick iii?
Someone tell me!
I Will Never Give UpIt's stupifying....It's a perfect ridiculously put together excuse for justifying a moment to ecscape. Her real world has eluded her and she knows not what she has.
She looks but she does not see, because there is nothing to be seen. She invisions, Because invisionment is a place to escape..........From the corner sight behind a velvet shield is a far off distance. Reaching beyond a painting's capacity exists a very sureal preception of what reality is not......
She dances with the winds of wolves under a dark grey sky. Casting small drops of rain which are dry nor are they damp. While wheat blades emerse a maze from the earth below. A perfect storm theme caught in a hollywood set up. Its romantic, and holds only a tone of beauty. Its sugar coated, and no bad or stress happens there. Amoung her horizion stands a future and it holds the warmth of the sun.....
Blah.....Blah.....blah....blah....blah.....
Thats all it was, was just a dream......a perfect cheezy description fro
Love=paimall my life love an pain has been one and the same,how long can i stand it before it all shuts down again.is it better to no care.shield your heart with meaningless fucks,with outer souls.who have hiddin there hearts in anfortress made of stone. spending each day in pointless masterbation in an affert to feel really alive
Give And TakeTake my hand
And walk with me
Through endless life
A world to see
Give your dreams
Your thoughts laid bare
And feel the love
I long to share
Bring your soul
A love entwined
A twist of fate
Two lives combined
Take my heart
It's in your care
I'll take yours too
If you will share
Give your pain
I'll take it all
And keep you safe
To never fall
Bring your love
And I'll bring mine
We'll test our will
To conquer time
Stalkers Telephone #If anyone gets real bored tonight....
here is the telephone number of the woman that has been stalking me and calling me.. she must be drunk cause she finally called me and forgot to block her number tonight... stupid biotch...
Have fun with it...
214 458 5582
paybacks a biotch!
as always
Luvs&hugs!
~MzMic~
K0tt0n Kandy=^-^= my hair is so many colors now. Haha its fucking awesome
.::.Pink+Purple+Red+Blue+Black.::.
Hehe yummmeh.
I am sooo tired. Waitting for Alex to come but he never did. eh.
Keep watching movies.
Watching Sleepy Hollow
:]
I Likes Johhnnyyyy
Hehe.
Anyways, Pretty Much bored.
I loves ya Alex
Wtf Is Going On?!?!?!Honestly, tonite, on the eve of my baby brother's 18th birthday, I've begun to ponder the real reason behind my own pitiful existance.
I mean, My little brother Is such the model student, the model son....
Me?!?!?
I'm a semi-alcoholic ex-con who failed miserably in school and almost everything in life, save for getting fucked up and playing guitar and shooting tattoos.
My brother?
He's going to college for a $100,000 + a year career.
I dunno.
I think I just need another drink
The Beauty Of A Woman!The beauty of a woman is not in
The clothes she wears
The figure she carries
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years - only grows.
Hillary's Indian NameSubject: Hillary's Indian Name
Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State ..She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.
She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters
and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking E
Some Interesting Tid BitsIn the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of peopl
What Hurts The MostI can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok
But that’s not what gets me
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin’ to do
It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I’m doin’ It
It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not
ChangeI've watched you change
Into a fly
I looked away
You were on fire
I watched a change
In you
It's like you never
Had wings
Now you feel
So Alive
I've watched you change
I took you home
Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed
I watched a change
In you
It's like you never
Had wings
Now you feel
So alive
I've watched you change
It's like you never
Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh
I look at the cross
Then I look away
Give you the gun
Blow me away
I've watched a change
In you
It's like you never
Had wings
Now you feel
So Alive
I've watched you change.
Now you feel Alive
You Feel Alive
I've watched you change
It's like you never
Had wings ahhh ahh ahhh
'jesus Loves 0sama' BillboardWhat's next?! Doesn't this make you wonder?!
Holy.. holy.. umm yea.. I'm disgusted.
T.
**misspellings are intentional on my part**
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"A Sydney church has called on people to pray for the world's most wanted terrorist - declaring "Jesus loves 0s@ma".
Church spokeswoman Hy Lam said: "0s@ma is the head of terrorism. We are saying that Jesus Christ loves everyone in the world, even this man.
The billboard also includes a quote from the Book of Matthew: "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."
Source:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21151564-2,00.html
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Archbishop doesn't APPROVE:
"Jesus does indeed love 0s@ma b!n Laden, but a controversial Sydney church sign saying so is misleading, says Anglican Archbishop Peter Jensen. The sign "Jesus Loves 0s@ma" outside a number of local churches, including some Anglican, also features a Bible extract saying, "love yo
~~three Things To Think About~~>>
>> 1. COWS
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>> 2 THE CONSTITUTION
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>> 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
>>
>>
>> ON COWS
>>
>>
>> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
>> that our Government can track a cow born in Canada
>> almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
>> sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked
>> her calves to their stalls.
>>
>> But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
>> aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
>> give them all a cow. Or turn the immigration problem
>> over to the Department of Agriculture.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> ON THE CONSTITUTION
>>
>>
>> They keep talking about drafting a
>> Constitution for Iraq, why don't we just give them
>> ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
>> it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using
>> it anymore.
>>
>>
>>
>> ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
>>
>>
>> The real reason that we can't have the Te
So Yeah How About That Sakeso yeah man me aunt bought me sake from japan i drank the bottle as it was juice dont do that its not smart i was fucked drunk you think sake is all week its got floral taste watch ya wake up still reeling fro, the night before well yeah just a warning
Some Straight Thinking From A U.s. Soldier In IraqSOME STRAIGHT THINKING FROM A U.S. SOLDIER IN IRAQ
A few excerpts from Sgt Jeffers for those who have not seen it already:
It is absolutely sickening to me to think our country has come to this. Why are we so obsessed with the bad news? Why will people stop at nothing to be against this war, no matter how much evidence of the good we've done is thrown in their face? When is the last time CNN or MSNBC or CBS reported the opening of schools and hospitals in Iraq? Or the leaders of terror cells being detained or killed? It's all happening, but people will not let up their hatred of President Bush. They will ignore the good news, because it just might show people that Bush was right.
America has lost its will to fight. It has lost its will to defend what is right and just in the world. The crazy thing of it all is that the American people have not even been asked to sacrifice a single thing. It's not like World War II, where people rationed food and turned in cars to be made into
How To Wash A Cat : A Must See!This starts out dreadfully dumb.. but I tell you once the cartoons are done.. the real fun begins.. a must see & a must share! LMAO.
Enjoy, Tamara
=cI guess I'm pathetic. But that's ok, I'm pretty fucking hot.
TruthTruth. What is it? I know a truth that is of great burden to me, because if I tell the truth, I'll offend someone. In turn, I'll hurt myself. But, it hurts to keep such a truth to myself. I need to tell it, partly because someone says I should say what I feel, and partly because it will warp and kill me inside unless I do. But where do I turn when I'm surrounded by gossips? Where do I turn with a truth of such great detrement to my well being? Inward. It's the only place to turn, and, in turn, makes matters worse. There's noone I can confide in. Noone or nothing I feel I can believe in. That's a very depressing and lonesome thought. But, such is my reality. As 3 Days Grace says, "This world is filled with hurt..." It's an undeniable truth with mine. I am the most depressed person who ever tried to fool himself into thinking he could be happy. Boy was I wrong. I love to shoot for things I know will turn out horribly wrong. I guess you could say I'm on a self-destructive life course. Ye
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