WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce
the opening of its "EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!"
The course covers two days, and topics covered include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS. Step by step guide with slide
presentation.
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable
discussion.
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR. Practicing with
hamper (Pictures and graphics).
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR
DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL. Losing the remote control - Help line and
support groups.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. Starting with looking in the
right place instead of turning the house upside down while
screaming - Open forum.
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE
TRASH? Group discussion and role play.
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
HEALTH. PowerPoint presentation.
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life testimonial
from the one man who did.
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
PARKS? Driving simulation.
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER
AND YOUR PARTNER. Online class and role playing.
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE. Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL
THE TIME.