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Spinach And Jalapeno Roll-ups
1 9-ounce package frozen spinach 1 8-ounce package cream cheese, softened 2 jalapeno chiles, minced 1 8-inch flour tortillas Roasted red bell pepper, cut into four 8-inch strips Cook spinach as directed on package. Place in colander or strainer and rinse with cold water to cool. Squeeze to remove as much moisture as possible. In food processor bowl with metal blade, combine cream cheese and chiles and process until smooth. Add spinach and process until just blended. Place 1 tortilla on work surface. Spread ¼ of spinach mixture over tortilla, leaving ½-inch border on one side. Place strips of roasted pepper, piecing together if necessary across middle of tortilla. Roll tortilla toward border, making sure it is tightly rolled but easing pressure to avoid forcing out filling. Wrap in plastic wrap and repeat with remaining tortillas, spinach mixture and roasted peppers. Refrigerate at least 1 hour before serving. To serve, cut each roll diagonally into 8 slices. Mak

Meatballs In Chipotle Sauce
Sauce: 2 T. vegetable oil 1 medium onion, chopped 2 large cloves garlic, minced 5 or 6 very ripe large tomatoes or 1 (28-oz.) can plain whole tomatoes (without added tomato puree) 2 or 3 canned chipotles en adobo 1 1/2 t. dried Mexican oregano (or regular oregano) pinch of sugar 1/2 t. salt, or to taste Meatballs: 3/4 lb. ground beef 1/2 lb. ground pork (or use a total of 1¼ lb. ground beef) 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 t. freshly ground canela (or regular cinnamon) 1/2 t. dried Mexican oregano (or regular oregano) 1/2 t. salt 1/2 t. freshly ground black pepper 1/4 t. ground allspice 2 T. chopped green olives 1/2 C. bread crumbs 1 egg, lightly beaten Prepare the sauce: Heat the oil in a large saucepan over medium-high heat. Add the onions and garlic and cook, stirring frequently, until the onions are translucent. Add the tomatoes (and the liquid if using canned tomatoes), chipotles, oregano, sugar and salt. Cook, stirring oft

Joke Of The Day 10/2/06
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have

Beef And Bean Burritos
1 lb. ground chuck 1 onion chopped 4 large garlic cloves minced 3 T. cumin 2 15 oz. cans pinto beans rinsed and drained 1 14 .5 oz. can beef broth 1 4 oz. can chopped green chilies 4 green onions sliced Heat large skillet over medium high heat. Add ground beef and cook until brown. Add chopped onion and garlic, cook another 5 minutes. Stir in cumin and cook 1 minute. Add beans, broth and chilies and cook until beans are creamy and thickened, crushing beans with the back of a spoon, about 20 minutes Mix in green onions. Transfer beans and beef mixture to a serving dish. Serve with tortillas, cheese, sour cream and salsa or Pico de Gallo. extra bounus Pico de Gallo 2 C. diced tomato 1/2 C. onion chopped 2 T. cilantro chopped 1 1/2 T. jalapeno pepper minced 2 t. fresh lime juice 1/2 t. salt Combine all ingredients. Mix well. Chill

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Take the quiz: What crazy weapon are you?AxeThe AXE.. Your crazy i mean, your a freaking axe.. Chopping someone up into litlle pieces is waht they would use you for.. If i was a guy getting chased with an axe id be screaming and crying like a lil baby.. Your fucking crazy!!!Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Life
Well I had to start this shit eventually, um lets see I guess now should be a good time since I have recently left my baby's daddy to join the life of an army girlfriend.... where to start..hhmmm... Well lets see I have moved to the delightful city of T.R blah It's not really all that delightful but hey it's quite!! Blah blah blah why in the world does every decision we make have to be soooo hard? oh well lifes a bitch then you die so fuck the world lets all get high....lol Yea to jibberish!!!!

Rolled Stuffed Tortillas
Papadzules is actually a simple Mayan dish of warmed tortillas served with a pumpkin seed sauce flavored with epazote. Diana Kennedy recommends that only the freshest pumpkin seeds be used to avoid a bitter flavor in the sauce. ServesL 4 - 6 I N G R E D I E N T S 1 white onion, peeled and quartered 3 cloves garlic, peeled and halved 1 habanero or jalapeño chile, seeded and sliced 3 sprigs fresh epazote or cilantro 4 cups water Recado de Pepita (pumpkin seed sauce, below) 12 small (4 to 5-in.) corn tortillas 6 hard-cooked eggs, chopped Chiltomate (cooked tomato and chile salsa, below), warmed 2 cups Cebollas Encurtidas (pickled onions) Fresh cilantro sprigs, for garnish (optional) I N S T R U C T I O N S Place quartered onion, garlic, chile and epazote in saucepan, and add the water. Bring to boil over high heat. Reduce heat to low and simmer about 15 minutes, until water is well seasoned. Strain liquid into large measuring cup, discarding vegetables and seaso

Cascabel Cheese Enchiladas
Serves: 6 I N G R E D I E N T S 3 cups cheddar or Monterey jack, shredded 12 corn tortillas 1 jar San Angel Cascabel Sauce I N S T R U C T I O N S Preheat oven to 350°F. Heat corn tortillas until they are soft enough to roll. You can either lightly fry them in oil, heat on a griddle if fresh or heat in a sealed plastic bag in a microwave. Pour half a jar of San Angel Cascabel Sauce in a pie dish. Dip a tortilla in the mole and move to a plate. Roll up the cheese in the tortilla and place in a ovenproof dish. Cover with the remaining mole and sprinkle any leftover cheese over the enchiladas. Cook for 20 minutes. Remove from the oven and serve. You can also use leftover chicken or turkey as the enchilada filling.

Question Of The Day
Ok here is another question of the Day Does anyone believe that you can fall in love or have feelings for someone that you havent met yet? Say wrong number, internet? Ok why do i ask this right? Its just that so many people fall for others everyday without seeing them..But are most people honest with the other one that they are talking to? Love is so strange that so many people want it but they believe so much to achieve it...I believe in love i really do..But with everything nowdays who can be sure that you are talking with who they say they are. Or are they just saying things that they think you wnat to hear jsut so they can laugh at you or think it is a joke? I have a friend who is always on the net and she wasnt looking for love at all but she found this man who was so "right" for her and they talked for months and months even on the phone traded pics, numbers, ect...Then they made a offical "date" She was ready for it to meet the man of her dreams Now she was 29 a

Twiztid Note To Self Lyrics
Artist: Twiztid Song: Note 2 Self Album: Mutant (Vol. 2) (madrox) you know that you can't buy your way into heaven all those things that you say with no feelings are you pretending to be when you try to be like them becoming less of you somehow and all the while in need of so many friends (monoxide) but it just doesn't seem right, it doesn't feel good inside some how you just wanna pause, are people living to die but it's just all an illusion and it's as real as can be i'm in a state of confusion, the change is still happening how can i change my life when all i have is pain inside of me for all to see i'm gonna break my mind and try and smile again outside of me for all to see (madrox) the feelings that you feel keep you from being yourself you've become so wrapped up in your dirty world of power and wealth you think you can have it all if you want it bad enough and that's probably true that's why there's so much hatred bottled up alive in you (m

Huevos Rancheros
I N G R E D I E N T S 2 cups chopped tomatoes 1 teaspoon mashed garlic 1 small arbol chile 2 tablespoons olive oil, plus 4 tablespoons 1/2 onion, sliced Salt 1/2 teaspoon crushed Mexican oregano leaves 6 corn tortillas 6 eggs Butter, for frying eggs I N S T R U C T I O N S Place tomatoes, garlic, and dried red chile in a blender and puree until smooth. Set aside. Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in a medium saucepan cook onion slices for 1 minute. Strain the pureed sauce into the saucepan with onion. Season with salt and crushed oregano. Cook over medium heat for 3 minutes. Keep mixture at a simmer. Have warm plates ready. Fry tortillas in remaining 4 tablespoons of oil in a medium skillet. Drain and place 1 on each plate. Fry eggs in butter 1 at a time. Place eggs on each tortilla and cover with the sauce.

San Angel Shrimp Cocktail
Serves: 8 I N G R E D I E N T S 40 shrimp 1 red onion, diced juice from 2 limes 1 avocado, diced 1 jar San Angel Cascabel Sauce lime wedges for garnish I N S T R U C T I O N S Mix one jar San Angel Cascabel Sauce with diced red onion, and lime juice. Fold in the shrimp and add a diced avocado. Serve in martini glasses and garnish with cilantro leaves and a lime wedge.

Pretty Heavy For A Firs Blog But Meh
i think im gonna explode soon, i can get mad n what not easy sometimes but i almost always keep my cool, im sick and tired of my fucking bf being an ass and fighting with me when im trying to go to sleep and already in bed..... I think he is nuts, he talks to himself all the time, says everything outloud from schoolwork to work dont matter, i had a co worker here till 5 am and b4 she left he started doin some schoolwork, fine n dandy, when she left i went to bed, the minute i layed down he started bitching, i told him to shut up because i was going to bed and he wouldnt he kept it up for least a fucking hour, he came in there and i got up and came to the other room cause i wasnt gonna lay there n listen to it n he started hitting something dunno what it was but pretty much everything in this place is mine, hes in for a rude awakening pretty soon if he keeps this up, i dont know if i can make it past christmas like i planned, stupid fucking idiots i tell u

Whassup People?!!!
I watched Paula Deen's cooking school... I got her recipe for Mac & Cheese... My mom has made homemade mac & Cheese, but Paula adds a little more stuff to it, especially sour cream. I love Paula Deen! She is my favorite! I wish to meet her someday soon! Kat and I been doing great! I love her so much! Family is well. I've been watching tv and I love the new show "Men in Trees" Fridays at 9 est. on ABC. Have a good day all!

Earth
The photo above was taken by Voyager 1 in 1990 as it sailed away from Earth, more than 4 billion miles in the distance. Having completed it primary mission, Voyager at that time was on its way out of the Solar System, on a trajectory of approximately 32 degrees above the plane of the Solar System. Ground Control issued a command for the distant space craft to turn around and, looking back, take photos of each of the planets it had visited. From Voyager's vast distance, the Earth was captured as a infinitesimal point of light (between the two white tick marks), actually smaller than a single pixel of the photo. The image was taken with a narrow angle camera lens, with the Sun quite close to the field of view. Quite by accident, the Earth was captured in one of the scattered light rays caused by taking the image at an angle so close to the Sun. Dr. Sagan was quite moved by this image of our tiny world. Here is an enlargement of the area around our Pale Blue Dot and an excerpt from the la

Missed The Memo ...
I've been out with the flu, So I must of missed that memo about "Stash" Pretty neat, I just added a pic that I've summitted to Kira's ART CONTEST (be sure to check it out) ... "IT" meaning: Her (Kira's) contest (but I would not mind if you wanted to check out the "stash" either) So, I'm up and starting to feel better O:) -G-

And For Those Of You Who Live Alone.....
Dont look behind you!!!!! No seriously here is the complete A to Z of the english to american dictionary, so you should go read this it will keep you chuckling. The Whole Lot from A to Z and yes i am in a bit of a manic mood today

Good Grief
why does it seem like when everything is going well someone has to throw a screw driver in the works? I had an apt set up in wichita and now they are saying that I am going to need a co-signer just because my income isnt up to the min standards for what they are asking...well darnit they wont take anyone from out of state so my mom cant do it...shoot the rent and electric is a hell of alot less than what I am paying now with this house and ALL the ulitilies put together... sometimes I just want to sit and cry...I would go out and get a job but people are saying I am a workman's comp liability due to having surgery on my back...I've been a photographer for 15 years and cant even find a job around here doing that...I wish I could get moved and start back to school...at least with medical billing and insurance they cant say I will be on my feet all day...and maybe I might feel like a real person again lol maybe I will play the lottery and win

Demon Seed
write this shit all the time know its not awe inspiring but all of it either means something or was for pure fun so read it or dont its all on you now lol lataz LC luv ya much demon seed ONCE UPON A TIME, WHEN THE EARTH WAS NEW AMONG THE MANY PEOPLE, THERE WAS ME AND THERE WAS YOU WE KNEW EACH OTHER WELL IN THAT FORGOTTEN TIME AND I BELONGED TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE TRULY MINE WE LOVED EACH OTHER MUCH JUST LOVED OUR DAYS AWAY UNTIL THAT FATEFUL NIGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU COULDNT STAY YOU LEFT ME TILL THE DAWN SPENT THE NIGHT ALONE AT LEAST THATS WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOU LEFT OUR HOME IT HAPPENED AND IT HAPPENED OVER AND OVER AGAIN TILL I'D HAD ENOUGH AND FOUND YOU WITH MY FRIEND THE RAGE UNLEASHED THE BEAST BURIED DEEP INSIDE OF ME ALTHOUGH I TRIED IN TRUTH TO STOP ITS GETTING FREE THE CHANGES CAME SO QUICKLY THOSE OF TOOTH AND CLAW TILL NOTHING SATISFIES EXCEPT THE BLOOD I DRAW MY PAIN WAS SPENT UPON HER AS RIPPING OUT HER LIFE YOU ASKED FOR MY FORGIVEN

Weekend
They are just not long enough... Saturday night went to the bar, sang karaoke, drank way too much, passed out at my brothers.. Sunday consisted of a bitchy hangover, laziness, and watching movies with 3 kids. I'm never having any more kids. Just sayin'... I watched The Passion of the Christ. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about and see why it made so much money. It was gross and I want my money back. Fuckin ay.. Hope everyone who reads this had a fansatic weekend. I want a redo! lol

Traffic Woes
I don't know about you but, I have a bug up my ass the size of giant millipede and it's about traffic. Every day I deal with people who aparantly lose their intelligence when they get behind the wheel of a car. SOme act like it's the first time they've set foot outside their house and it happens to behind the wheel of a car. I sometimes can see the road rager's side of things. If you're like me, you probably have invented a few new words to be added to the English vocabulary. I have classified some of these jagoffs in a fe categories, some I created, some that already exist. Green Light Uncertainty: These people will sit through a green light in what appears to a sad tale of them not kowing what a green light means. They either act like the light will remain green forver and can go when they fucing feel like it or they don't know what a green light means. IF you do not know what a green light means, watch sesame street one time without being swtoned and maybe you'll learn you fuc

Introing Me
Hi all well a kewl friend of mine invited me here I am as fresh meat love to meet new people first day and as a tech illit dirty blonde still lost but learning hope be chatting a lot soon photos too soon I hope but u can find out ask whosyrdaddy lol xxooxooxo Treasure

The English To American Dictionary
Seeing as sometimes people dont have a clue who I am talking to have a bit of a problem understanding I thought I would be really nice and post a bit of the dictionary, so you dont have to ask me over and over again what it means, enjoy, will post more insteresting stuff as I find. The English-to-American Dictionary Insults I bet you looked this up first didn't you. I don't really mean "insults", I really mean "exclamations and adjectives that don't fit anywhere else very well". But hey, I'm not going to make something sound more boring at the risk of losing some web page hits. arsehole n. Very similar to the American "asshole", this is an insult quite clearly derived from the word "arse". barmpot n. This is a wonderful word. Much as the sound suggests, a barmpot is a person who is clumsily idiotic. As with a lot of our less-than-complimentary words, it isn't really offensive - it's used more in goading fun than anything else. I'm told it has a derivation similar to

New Day
Today is going to be a new day for me, the me i am right now isnt quite working out anymore so its time i make a change. i really do want to make friends i hate sitting at home doing nothing all the time while my husband is out so i am sick of it i want to have fun with him and do things with him that he does with his friends and all that so its time that happens! its time i let go and let eric be a man and take control of things, because i love him and i want us to stay married forever lol and i dont want to lose what we have!

Polite Way To Pee
POLITE WAY TO PEE During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.

Does Life Really Begin At 40?
Well I am about to find out on the 27th of this month for myself. I never thought I would get past 21, but yet I still find myself knocking about the planet with a couple of mad plans. Are you supposed to get more well behaved as you get older as I think the reverse is happening to me or is that part of growing old disgracefully. I think its because I didnt have kids that I didnt have to have the responsibilities that go with them. What I have noticed, though is that women who remain childless get frowned upon by society, I dunno about you but I valued me freedom too much to be tied to a guy through the life of a child. It may have something to do with being the product of a single parent and finding out how hard it was for my mother, being a single parent in the sixties and things that happened to her, or maybe it was the fact that i spent the ages of 14 in assessment centres and childrens homes and saw all the unwanted kids there, or being homeless myself for over 8 years

Introduction
I'm 20 year's old!! i have a 16 month old duaghter and a wonderful boyfriend!! i only found out about this sight from my good friend erryn!! never heard of this before! but i guess it's alright after all! i love that i can post pictures and see other peoples!! dont know what else to say i guess when i know more about this sight ill know what to put here! LOL

Tell Me What I Am To Do..
There is this special person I want back in my life but I don't know how to tell him this.. I DO NOT want to push him away.. All I know is that I want him next to me every night and walk with me thru this thing called life.. Please let me know what to do.. Tigger

Monday
Another monday again lol it seams to come as no suprise that its boring ;)) well my daughter starts her job after school today she was excited today before school so i hope she loves it she works at a daycare center here in town with a friend of hers which i think is cool. I miss someone very much i hope to see him before i leave tonight. if not :(( i will cry but its cool i am hoping he is ok he was sick last week so i am hoping he ins't this time or he best have a very good excuse to not be on talking to me ;)) oh well we all have a life other than the net lol hope he can come see me soon too :D it will be fun having him in the same town and not have to talk on the phone and online atleast for a few days lol

Wtf
this aint no bullshit pass-it-on bulletin or nuttin, this comin straight from the mind of ya boy damir anyway let me ask yall summin am i in the wrong if i get mad cuz ya ex is the only thing u talk about and then he still claim ya ass as his gf? am i in the wrong if if i get mad cuz you tell me somethin and then when it comes down to it "i was just playing" when yo ass say "i dont give a fuck, be wit someone else if you want to" am i in the wrong when i think u dont really care about what goes on between us? holla at me n please answer these for me

No Light On Up Stairs
hmm well lets see.. im a origional myspacer who has convered to lost cherry (dont i get props for that). and im still like what the heck do i do here so thats why its a lil blank on here. but no fear given time to produce more things will get filled in. beloved hoochie that she is told me about lost cherry and i tried to sign up for a while but something wouldnt let me creat but here i am now. anywho.... im a social butterfly and love to pop in and say hi from to time so be on the look out when i get to know some of you really well. im a work aholice in recovery mission right now so freaking me out not to work 8 to 10 hrs a day. im pretty much going through withdrawl syndrome. lol.this is more like a intro to me but hey ill start blah blahing away sooner or later. ive got pics to upload but still trying to figuar out which ones i like more(yes im really picky on pics). but thats about it. so if it looks like im not a talker its just cause im still trying to get a feel on things so just

A Profound Profile
This is from a profile I was directed to today. It pretty much summarizes and compliments my views on life (exept for the female references). I found it to be pretty profound for one so young. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did: "A modest woman may be once Violated, but her virtue is greatly strengthened as a result" -Voltaire 'candide' I've been through more shit then most of you will go through your whole life. Im quite Thankful for the good and bad things that have been thrown my way..Its made me who i am, its made me strong, its made wanna live my life to the fullest fogetting the Big things and loving the little things. Most people have no idea how great they have it till they loose it. Life isnt suppose to easy sometimes you have to keep reminding yourself that, a little suffering never hurt anyone. In the End you'll survive with scars, or a story to tell. what im telling you is ..be happy with every moment you have to breath,appreciate your friends, your parents, a

Stupid
OK..so i get you get points for rating photos and stuff, but of all the photos I have, you only rate one...and you rate it a 1!!! That was not a "get points" rate... that was an I'm gonna be a bitch rate. And I know who it was cause this anonomus stuff is nonsense. It shows you who recent photo viewers are so when people rarely look at your picture it's kinda obvious... If you don't like the way I look, whatever..don't care..you are prob just jealous anyway..ha ha...just don't waste my time and your time by rating it....K! THANKS!!!

Worst Enemy
I know youâ€™ve been thinking Believing you can do anything Like touching the stars or even singing Rising to the occasion when people call on you Seeing those who once look down at you now looking up at you But you never took the time To look inside your mind And find out whatâ€™s been stopping you You never realized That right in front of you Stands the greatest clue You donâ€™t know what it is So you start looking around you You look down at your arms, and you see no one holding you You look forward, and see no one blocking you You look behind you, and see no oneâ€™s pulling you Then you say to yourself â€œWhatâ€™s been stopping me, From using my full ability?â€ Then a mirror appears in front of you And then you see That the only one thatâ€™s been stopping you is you And it is hard for you to believe That you are your own worst enemy.

Lmao
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

Friends
you know what i hate the most? i hate people that pretend to be your friends, but only talk to you if you talk to them first. that is not a friend. a friend is someone who talks to you even if you just walk by them or even if you are in the same room. a friend is someone who forgets your faults and doesn't judge you. a friend lets you be yourself, without talking shit behind your back. that is what i believe a friend is. if i am wrong, please let me know.

Mrs. Army Wife 2 You!!!
Now this is my first blog ever... I need to get some things off my chest. This azzhole who has left numerous comments to a marine and myself.. "2006-10-02 10:42:34 i would if i could just to prove my point...that they are bitches yes yes fuck all them.. ... it would suck if ur man dies in iraq before the two months... i wont lose sleep over it .. i sleep good they dont sucks for them 2006-10-02 10:23:45 i love it ... it all could of been stoped but g.w.b. did nothing about it.. so get over it be mad at him.. and no one asked the ass clowns to go over there no no.. they wanted to join now they have to do their thing so stop crying... and they will never finde b.l. no no but thank bush if anyone.... no no my colors are green and blue get it right... fuck ur flag...... yes yes ... i shit on it.... yes yes" JACKAZZ that Said These Comments It's sad how because of our soldiers today, the DRAFT hasn't been brought back as of yet... Don't blame the soldiers for doing thei

Is It Me Or Is This Site A Bit Bolloxed?
I keep emptying me shout box and getting messages back at me from ages ago, also sometimes it says i need to load up profile info and i have a friend request when i dont, then sometimes it wont let me in at all, its driving me mental

Okay I Managed Five Days Last Week
to not having a cigarette, can someone tell me why its so hard to refuse a cigarette at the weekend and in the early hours of the morning, i dont seem to be able to get past this bit

Bored 2
Well its another monday almost half way done...i got a little bit accomplished today...lets see...dishes...trash....played some madden ...mmm not much else lol...listened to some music and thats about it....i got a new ccs magazine in today which was cool...some new stuff im gonna get hopefully...i also took some pictures today which you can see in my default picture album if you want....well hopefulyl basket ball is on for today and i cant wait to watch wrestling tonight....also my mom gets home from florida today so thats exctiting....well you all have a good week and thanks for reading :)

Pineapples
I love love love it when people read my profile!! I've had several people ask me what is the deal with the pineapples...why do I fear them so? Is there a story behind all of this? Well yes, there is. Sit around the campire and I shall tell all. About 2 years ago...yea, cause I was still in High School at this point, a couple of friends and I all got jobs at this place called the Cinema Grill. It was awesome, it opened up in an old movie theatre and we showed movies that just got out of the Big Theatre in our area for 1.50 and served food, snacks, drinks, and alcohol. We hosted sports events, like Super Bowl, so people came to watch Super Bowl on the big screen and got drunk, it was great. Well unfortunately one of the things we sold were pizzas, which of course includes Hawaiian pizzas, now dont get me wrong, I loves my pizza, I even like pineapple...as long as it doesn't touch me. My friends would take the little cut up slices of pineapple, sneak up on me, and rub

A Request
I was just wondering if anyone out there could do a sign for me? It could be on a notepad or anything visible and then take a pic of you with it. If I get a few of them, I'll make a folder. It's a plus if it looks sexy, but not nessasary. I'm just curious to see if it'll fly. I can't really offer a prize, but if I like yours, I'll rate your profile and all of your pics 10. RL

Charm Offensive
Today i decided to stop being anti social and went on a charm offensive and start to add people, never know what to say sometimes, and always sending blank messages didnt feel right, so I bit the bullet and just sent empty messages as it was taking me too long to figure out what to say, so to all my new pals, thank you for accepting the requests that were empty, apologies for me being crap at commenting, you will find that when i am in an anti social mood i will go rate your pictures, I dont do bulletins anymore as they did my head in, but will read blogs and comment when i can anyway cheers guys and girlies hope to get to chat to you more soon

Some Sick People Out There
Reports: At least 6 dead in Amish school shooting POSTED: 2:01 p.m. EDT, October 2, 2006 Adjust font size: PARADISE, Pennsylvania (CNN) -- A lone gunman walked into a one-room Amish schoolhouse Monday and opened fire, killing six people, according to initial reports. The gunman then shot and killed himself, police said. The shooting took place at Wolf Rock School in Paradise, a school run by the Amish community with about 27 students in grades 1 through 8. The man ordered some students to leave before opening fire on the remaining students, said state police spokesman Jack Lewis. (Watch aftermath of deadly school shooting -- 2:00) Lewis told CNN that the gunman shot and killed at least three students and a county coroner told The Associated Press that at least 6 people had been killed in the shooting. A number of other children have been seriously injured, he said. He said he did not know the motive for the attack. (Watch police investigate shooting scene -- 1:00

The Silient Ranks
THE SILENT RANKS I WEAR NO UNIFORMS, NO BLUES OR ARMY GREENS BUT I AM IN THE MILITARY IN THE RANKS RARELY SEEN I HAVE NO RANK UPON MY SHOULDERS, SALUTES I DO NOT GIVE BUT THE MILITARY WORLD IS THE PLACE WHERE I LIVE I’M NOT IN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND, ORDERS I DO NOT GET BUT MY HUSBAND IS THE ONE WHO DOES, THIS I CAN NOT FORGET I’M NOT THE ONE WHO FIRES THE WEAPON, WHO PUTS MY LIFE ON THE LINE BUT MY JOB IS JUST AS TOUGH, I’M THE ONE THAT IS LEFT BEHIND MY HUSBAND IS A PATRIOR, A BRAVE AND PRIDEFUL MAN AND THE CALL TO SERVE HIS COUNTRY NOT ALL CAN UNDERSTAND BEHIND THE LINES I SEE THE THINGS NEEDED TO KEEP THIS COUNTRY FREE MY HUSBAND MAKES THE SACRIFICE, BUT SO DO OUR KIDS AND ME I LOVE THE MAN I MARRIED. SOLDIERING IS HIS LIFE BUT I STAND AMONG THE SILENT RANKS…..KNOWN AS THE MILITARY WIFE!

Lmao
Shes eating my belt loops on my jeans. I had to put jeans on cause yesterday she crawled up my skirt and wouldnt come out lmao. And now she wants my banana but i wont give her it so shes biting my stomach lmao.

Music Video
can someone help me get my music video to play? i am trying to get afi's miss murder to play on my profile but for some reason it ain't working or i am doing something wrong... if anyone could find a code for that song that works i would be happy

What Blog Is This!
Well, what is this? its my first blog. i have no idea what im typing in here. Im not going to spell check or anything, just blah blah blah. Im at work right now, working....lol no really! I am!!! i could tell stories, or talk about myself, or shit going on in my life...i dont know. or i could just say HEY! what do you people want to know about me? honestly, im an open book...for the most part! SO lets hear what you have to ask.

My Dear Lostcherry Bulletin Posters
My Dear LostCherry Bulletin Posters, YES, I did see your bulletin. Yes, I do read all the bulletins (except the whore trains). Yes, I did see the bulletin to see if I was paying attention. Yes, I did see the one where if I didn't repost it you would delete me. Yes, I did see the one where my mom would die if I didn't repost it (Sorry, she passed away two years ago, may God(s) bless her soul.) Yes, I did see the one where I'd have bad luck, a bad relationship, not get sex, be infested with the fleas of 1000 camels, and my balls would rot off if I didn't repost it. As my profile has long said, I am a no bullshit type of guy, if you haven't read it, perhaps you might want to (I update it regularly). I know it's longer than others and it takes a little time to read, but I hope that it won't keep you away from the LCP contest too long. BUT, just so you know, I WON'T ever repost or respond to any bulletin like the above... so, if you truly expect a repost... please, delet

Kink
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage83%Biting83%Whips58%Blood8%Blind Folds0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

If I Only Knew
Lovingly you smile at me so intensively making me fill lucky to be alive You fill me with joy and happiness filling me with pride just to have you by my side Your whisper's are like a love song stringing me along Me never knowing, never seeing your intention was only to do me wrong, In your eye's I could never have known just exactly what you intended for me..... A broken heart and word's filled with lie's as you gazed into my eye's a false love is what you implanted in me is this the game you meant to play, is this all along how you intended it to be I ask myself why could'int you have been honest with me but I wonder if I would of said it aloud would you have reacted really negatively You were more to me then a lover you were my best friend and now with what you've done to me I fill our friendship has to end Unbelievably I trusted you and you seen that in your heart Did you Orchestrate this whole thing just to break my heart apart A piece of me will always miss

My Darling Baby Get Better Soon
To my darling wiz, ihope you start to feel better very soon ... i don't like being so far away and u feeling so ill. I hope my love makes you feel stronger xxx xxxxxxxxxxx Get better soon

My First Boob Contest Send Pics
=== '~~Vixen~~is stoned' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-01 22:17:19'.. > > > > Enter the HOTTEST LOSTCHERRY TITTY CONTEST!!! > Send link of pic you want to use to Big Dood!! > 1st place gets Furry handcuffs and a Romantic Dinner > > 2nd place gets A Rose and Edible undies > > 3rd place gets Box of chocolates > > > FIRST 20 GIRLS TO RESPOND GET IN > > ENTRANTS BEGIN NOW AND END WEDNESDAY 9 pm > > > LET'S GET IT STARTED > Rob Zombie - Brick House 2003 (FeaturAudio Codes From AcousticSpot.com > > > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:43:41') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:48:17') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:49:37') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:51:32') > (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 21:56:04') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 22:01:00') > (repost of original by 'nw bbw' on '2006-1

How To Go From Diva To Butt Ugly In One Simple Lesson
I don't even have to blog this madness, it blogs itself....hahahaha....read bottom up. === 'heyysexy' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:19:32'.. > > if you put your ugly face to display pic you dont do any thing :DD i didnt see your face before if i see your ugly face before i did give you muahuahuha :D your are reaaly ugly > === '**~The Lovely Stang~**' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:15:49'.. > > > > Just ugly enough for you to want to talk too...LOL, so you must enjoy ugly women?? You want ugly women to look at your little dick? > > > > === 'heyysexy' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:13:50'.. > > > > > > i looked your pic again and you are true they are not dirty . they are very ugly especaly your face very ugly > > > === '**~The Lovely Stang~**' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-02 10:11:30'.. > > > > > > > > This is NOT a dirty and my pictures are NOT dirty. My pics are tasteful and your dick is your problem, not mine

You Think There Hot Then Let Lost Cherry Decide
=== '~~Vixen~~is stoned' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-01 22:17:19'.. > > > > Enter the HOTTEST LOSTCHERRY TITTY CONTEST!!! > Send link of pic you want to use to Big Dood!! > 1st place gets Furry handcuffs and a Romantic Dinner > > 2nd place gets A Rose and Edible undies > > 3rd place gets Box of chocolates > > > FIRST 20 GIRLS TO RESPOND GET IN > > ENTRANTS BEGIN NOW AND END WEDNESDAY 9 pm > > > LET'S GET IT STARTED > Rob Zombie - Brick House 2003 (FeaturAudio Codes From AcousticSpot.com > > > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:43:41') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:48:17') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:49:37') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:51:32') > (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 21:56:04') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 22:01:00') > (repost of original by 'nw bbw' on '2006-1

Love Questions
1) How will you know when you’re truly in love?? 2) When you’ve fallen out of love, how do you know if you should try to rekindle it or let it go?? 3) When true love walks out the door and shows back up one day… what do you do?? Please feel free to share you experiences. And I understand for those who don’t wanna put they business in the street… “-) Thank you and God bless.

Cravings Of You
Cravings of You by sweet GA peaches © One drop of you, past the pouty fullness of ruby lips, and to the tip of my tongue- Your cum, I swallow to the pit of every fantasy creating you - me ecstasy. prophetic exaltation mystic intoxication, Breathing through these thoughts to be so intense of imagination with the immensness of pleasures licking.sucking.probing the treasures of mind.body.soul, I take you whole, without hesitation, deep into my throat, the ultimate, sin-sation.

Bisexual Fantasy
Bisexual Fantasy by Red Rose Petals © A forbidden love so divine The sacred cries of rapturous pleasure As she caresses me with her lips Taking me solely for herself In the pleasure of the falling rain My body ripples with unspoken bliss Something I've longed to feel inside The warmth of her soft body against mine To be able to touch her so sensually And have her touch me in return In my place of fantasy Out in the rain, caressing our bodies Driving us to a higher level of desire Touch so soft, kisses so hungry Expelling all of the longing I hold within Hearing your soft cries, feeling your body arch As I slowly caress your inner lips with my tongue While I massage your soft mounds so gently Taking in every bit of your passion and releasing mine Releasing it right into your lovely moist warmth Tasting you so greedily, leaving no more for anyone Taking you all for my own, as you had me Hearing your moans and, 'Please fuck me!' Turning me on, making me

Romance.
Ur lips so sensitive ur hair so fly,ur hips so curved and ur skin so dry,smooth and lookin for a sensitive touch,craving to be soaked in the tub so much. So join me,tease me,kiss and please me. So take me,roll me,play unfold me. So jump me,thump me,ride and pump me, Ur lips so juicy and ur waist so comfy. To those who r wise,colour and size,don't really matter cos the loves inside,but the physical agility and sexual ability,still,help to build,up the romantic stability. So take my advice and think about it twice,if u want to get with me ur gonna hav to play it nice...

Between Your Thighs
Between your thighs by SkipBoxx © Your eyes look to the man below, then roll toward the skies. Your juices start to gently flow to the tongue between your thighs. His head’s smooth, shaven clean, the way you like your guys. Grasping the baldness in between, locked between your thighs. Raise your hips to meet his face, as passion starts to rise. He’s now found the perfect place, licking between your thighs. You begin to call God’s name, with your orgasmic cries, with praises you cannot contain, for the man between your thighs.

Thoughts For The Day
I'm back and in a better mood, I've been going though a lot of crap that's just upsetting me. Anyway, I am happy to go back to work, yes, you read that right, HAPPY to go back to work. I'm one of the few people who actually enjoy my job. My boss can be somewhat of an ass, but generally, he's a good person. I love the idea I'm making a small difference in someones life, helping keep some one well. I'm a pharmacy technician, and I would love to become a pharmasist, except I have a huge flaw: I absolutely cannot do math and science. I mean, I can to an extent, but not to the extent needed to persue a carrer as a pharmasist. For now, I think I will finish up and do reasearch psychology, maybe they'll let me test the new psych drugs, even though I feel at times drugs do more damage then help. Well anyway, that's my rant for the day. Maybe I'm happy to go to work because my friend comes back today!! lol. Take Care cherries, thanks for reading. Much love!!

Magic Moments
Magic moments were had with you Your smile, your style Baby your kiss was true bliss Like a lovely soft wet silver dew You said my love, my heart Will stop if we part Darling i love only you Your love shine down on me, without you No more magic moments alone with you You walked along an avenue Men stop, men stare Yes dear i cared Because i only thought of you Our Magic moments always made me cry Love like ours will never die It burnt and burnt like a fire Just like a ring of fire Magic moments had by you and i

Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00 and 3 years of research, they concluded that it was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of $76.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him on the forehead.

So.
I went to take a shower and she cried so much i had to bring her in the bathroom with me. I have to go to the mall for something so i guess ima have to take her or im gonna have to have my brother watch her, but she'll be pissed lol. Oh well. Shes a pain in the ass puppy. But shes so damn cute. Anyway. Ugh ive got a major headache. And i dont like it. Ive had one for like 3 days =/ Fucking shit. I still wanta kick ash in the nose lol j.k < 3 If i dont change the song on my ipod, ima kick myself. Ive listend to it about 1000 times in the last 3 days. Mhmm. Pathetic much. I've got some homework i need to do, but most of it i dont even understand so i dont know. And ive gotta do some laundry so yeah. :)

Signs You Are Experiencing Menopause
SIGNS YOU ARE EXPERIENCING MENOPAUSE * You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. (Hot flashes) * The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. (Nightsweats) * Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. (Mood swings) * You write post-it notes with your kid's names on them. (Memory loss) * Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and you reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie f*cking Nelson". (Irritability) * The phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. (Sleeplessness) * You find Guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner. (Fatigue) * You change your underwear after every sneeze. (Mild incontinence) * You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of your car after returning home from an Italian restaurant. (Sudden weight gain) * You ask Jiffy Lube to put you

Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight by Debbie © My lover and I do like afternoon delight; Sex in the day,now you and I are all alone A little risque, more exciting than night You whisper to me in a sexy voice,low tone Lock the door,and I'll turn back the bedcover I slip in quick and wait for you to join me Just you and me, buck naked with my sexy lover You smell so great, I start to touch your body Birds sing,and the sun shines through the blind Our fingers entwine then begin to go and explore Sexy feelings and sensual sensations on my mind Your tongues thrusting,in my mouth,wanting more My mouth on your skin, kissing, stroking,sucking Sexual arousal starts to build, the time is near I want you inside me, sliding, stroking,pulsing "Show me where you want it"... I guide you where? I take your penis in my mouth, you let out a sigh Slowly I go lower, taking your dick all the way in Stroking your balls, brushing my hand on your thigh Now I take my tongue and run it up up shaf

Magic Always
There's magic when we hold hands When you slip your fingers into mine The memory always lingers Magic always does happen Within the feel of your palm There's magic when we stare at each other With no words spoken at all The fire always burns Magic always does happen When I'm lost, staring at you There's magic whenever we kiss When your lips feather mine I thirst for more of you Magic always does happen As my throat constricts There's magic when we make love On cloud nine to the skies above I yearn for more of you Magic always does happen When you send shivers through me I'm your tricky wand And you're my magician Please wield magic with me always

Darwin Awards
Good for a laugh. 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit h

A Fantasy For Him
A Fantasy for him by Debbie © This very night you whispered in my ear "I have a fantasy for you, if you will dare" I smile, and nod my head in agreement "First you say, open the package I had sent" I rip open the package and to my delight I find a black negligee, so sheer and light I start to strip, right there in front of you Watching your smiling, sexy face as I do Teasing you, with a provocative dance Seeing your appreciative, lustful glance Sensuous body movements just to show As I take my blouse off, so nice and slow You say to me, "Babe your so good for me Beautiful, bright, blonde and so damn sexy" I slide my tight skirt over my slender hips My tongue moistening, licking my lips Dropping it at my feet, kicking it away I wonder what is your fantasy, yet to say I undo my bra, letting it fall to the ground Slipping off my panties, you see my mound My ample creamy breasts proud for you to see I look back at you, standing so confidently Your breath

Black Magic Woman
Do you know how much i love you Do you know how much i care You must be full of black magic You must be evil my dear Black Magic, that old black magic You cast a spell full and potent Made me dizzy and disoriented, my dear You make me scared and full of fear Black magic, that old black magic You kissed me with those poison lips Sucked everything out of me Made me weak loose and tender Put me completely under your spell Black magic, all your black magic Help me mother Therisa this woman Will surely kill me, put her magic everywhere She give me Black Magic, Magic everywhere Magic that old Black Magic everywhere

Rants
Little info about me.... I don't play games. Matter of fact they drive me up a wall. If you talk to me be honest and don't sweat the small stuff. Shit happens. I just need an honest and sincere person to talk to. I love to chill have fun and shoot the shit. That's just me. So if your fake don't bother me.

Tell Me A Little About You?
Please take a few mins and fill this out for me I am just trying to get to know some of you and not really sure how to do it so I thought of a few question I hope I here from alot of you.and at the bottom I have filled in the question with my answers.I hope you all enjoy this and have fun with it too. 1. Whats your name? 2. How old are you? 3. Whats your sex? 4. Where are you from? 5. Are you married or have a mate? 6. Do you have kids? 7. Do you work and what do you do? 8. What are you looking for on LC? 9. Whats your fav drink? 10. Whats your fav food? 11. Whats your fav color? 12. Whats your fav movie or tv shows? 13. Whats your all time fun things to do? 14. What do you look like? 15. Where were you born and raised? ok now you can read my answers here.......... 1. Whats your name? Carrie 2. How old are you? 30 soon to be 31 in 13 days. 3. Whats your sex? Female 4. Where are you from? Cleveland Ohio 5. Are you married

Magic
You have magic in your finger tips, Magic in your eye. Magic in the arms that hold And tell me not to cry. There is magic in your voice When you talk to me each day. There is magic in your smile And in the things you say. there is magic in the way You let me be myself with you. There is magic that you teach me To be good and brave and true. I am growing older And soon I'll go away, But the magic that you taught me Will go with me every day.

A Deep Obsession
A Deep Obsession by Debbie © Sexy mini dress, long legs, flowing dark hair A look given, saying to me, touch if you dare You turn on your heel, quickly walking away Damn it, beautiful woman, come and play You are a challenge, I am in deep obsession How to win this sexy woman is the question My goal tonight, is to touch your soft dark skin I lust, a naked desire with you to sexually sin I need to feel my arms around your nubile body Follow you a must, to implore that you see me Catching up, I get your attention, "You are so fine. "Can feel your aroused body pressed against mine?" You smile at me, my heart skips again, a beat or more I say, "I got it so bad and you are for me the only cure" "Honey." You say back to me in a sexy southern drawl "What took you so long?" Pushing me against the wall You are so close , I am clasped to your ample chest I can feel the thin sheer material covering your breast We kiss, our passions inflamed, caring not who sees All I

The Magic In You
Your magic spell and I’m lovesick Your magic spell and I’m brainsick Your magic spell and I’m heartsick How you appear out of the blue At moments when I need you Discombobulates me At time frustrates me Something about your eyes is mystique Its effect on me, I respect Even as a cynical intellect The magic in you is perfect Your technique is without defect Your spoken words set me in a trance Every time you make an appearance Habitually I give a moron performance Just by the effect of your magical glance The magic in you is beyond logic Bringing to my ears sweet music The magic in you is so real I can feel the power of love I can feel the power of lust I can feel the power of desire Leaving me speechless in daylight Enticing me to be restless at night The magic in you I love so much Come put a spell on me With your magical touch

Freedom
How many of us are really free? Do we even know what it means to be free? Do we just believe we are free because that is what we are led to believe? I would have to say, that we have been brain washed. We just believe what we are told and follow the rules that society has set forth for us. Does anyone know the point of life? Sure this day and age we are told that we need to go to school and learn a lot of stuff so we can get a job that pays a lot of money. Why do we need this job, well because society sees success as having a huge house, nice car, and tons of things that we don't even need. So, what do we do. We end up spending 45 years of our life working, in order to get all these things and be accepted. So, our lifes are really already planned out for us. Sure we can choose what job we want, but we still have to go to bed at a certain time and wake up at a certain time. We have somewhere we HAVE to be. Is that free. NO, I don't think so. I would like to go to bed when I g

A Deep Burning
A Deep Burning by SilentBlade © Reality sees me.. It feeds me.. carelessly placating me.. in a false existance. It burns in my dreams.. It consumes my every breath.. Sweat beads proclaim me. I dream of a touch that is never real. This touch that would demand me to feel. This is only a spectre.. A craving seated in the interiors of my mind. But why does my body make is so real? I want to feel.. ...honestly, I do. But I'm content to burn lustfully.. I'll be content to burn thoroughly.. Under the duress of a firm caress.

Grr!
The silence inside my heart Is deafening. Where once warmth and joy were plenty Now it's empty I wait to hear the joy and sunshine I want to hear the rainbows sing I feel so dead inside The anger fills me You seem shocked I'm angry You seem confused at my hate You made me this way I am your creation You destroyed all that God made me Don't be shocked I look at you With venom in my eyes Don't look so suprised When I say good bye.

A 6 Foot Rectum
While she was "flying" down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?""Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

Fellings From The Heart Part 001
For when my love is coming true my heart breaks down on my life For knowing that she is my love. I just can’t take it when she says no to me and my soul just tares me apart my world an d I just what to tell her how much I love her so.

A Cyber Moment
A Cyber Moment by MizTabby © She's got that touch of heat within Which wantonly she shares with him He knows just how to talk and tease And set her pussy itch at ease He's strong and lusty, hard and thick How she loves to suck his prick When his cocktongue starts to lap He knows just how to fill her gap That bitch he fucks her like a steed Her cunt he does with cockmeat feed He pumps her hard for more she begs Spreading wide her cumsmeared legs His piston cock does make her moan Fucking deep with his fisty bone He sucks her pussy big and wet His tongue as deep as it can get That greedy cunt he feeds it good Til she oozes all over his wood

A Blanket On The Ground
A Blanket On The Ground by not_so_innocent_flirting © A Blanket On The Ground Undress me slowly My body silhouetted by moonlight The kiss of night breezes Swaying treetops The soft whisper of gentle winds Caress my skin like a thousand fingertips Lay your head against my tummy As I wrap my arms around it holding you near Stroking your soft hair with trembling hands You on your knees kneeling before me in this way Makes me hear the soft music of nature sounding in my ears Then take my hands and lead me down To a pastel green blanket spread upon the ground I sense your desires as I hear a sigh escape you With my eyes closed and my arms stretched high above my head Nearly breathless I anticipate your touch The comfort of this place, this nature And being alone with you Hearing your breathing and seeing your thoughts Bring me to heights I cannot contain A loving place This blanket on the ground You touch my face almost as if you are afraid As all

It's All About Me!
I'm needy. I readily admit it. It's not something I hide, or am ashamed of. It's just who I am. I'm codependent. I also readily admit that. I don't need anything materialistic. I need attention. I need to feel like I'm number one in the lives of my friends, family and significant other. Perhaps I could blame my Daddy. He spoiled me for attention. He still does. He calls me everyday, just to say hello and that he loves me. It takes two seconds, and it will last me for the entire day. And when I care for someone, they get the same from me. They become my focus, and I make sure to give them all my attention whenever possible. I will never understand people that say they care for me, and then ignore me continuously because something else is more important. Don't get me wrong, people have lives, they have problems, they have issues, all of which are more important then myself. But when you know it only takes two seconds and a few loving words to make me happy... why wouldn

A "twas The Night" Orgy
A "Twas the Night" Orgy by The Erotic Elves © 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the net People were horny--steamy and wet; The pussies were dripping as they soon knew That the cocks around them were stiffening, too; The ladies were ready, willing, and spread The men kneeling down, giving them head; Santa squeezed down the chimney, hoping to fuck; But found halfway down that he became stuck. A pole was stuck up his arse with some force, poor Santa thought he'd been kicked by a horse. They tried and they tried, but they couldn't unstick, He was wedged in the chimney by the size of his dick. The poledancers gathered round and had an idea, Perhaps if they sucked Santa's cock he could get himself clear. One by one, they sucked on his knob, knowing this wasn't a one-dancer job. The elves wondered how they could help, too, so they opened their mouths and awaited his goo. While they waited, the elves passed the time, by fucking the

Public Toilets Funny But True
My mother was a fanatic about public restrooms. When I was a little girl, shed take me into the stall, show me how to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat. Then she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat. Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, NEVER sit on a public toilet seat. Then she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh make contact with the toilet seat. That was a long time ago. Now, in my "mature" years, "The Stance" is excruciatingly difficult to maintain. When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. The dispenser for the modern "seat covers"

6 A.m. Play Break
6 a.m. Play Break by tigerjen © so early dawn rising i slip my hand into my pants creeping into my panties my pussy aches to be pleasured i can't take it anymore wishing you were here to suck lick fuck me closing my eyes in half-daze i rub viciously getting quickie lusty fun feeling oh so good i feel more awake and aware now my pussy throbs craving your mouth hands cock for real

40 Luscious Licks
40 Luscious Licks by LadyAriele © Forty Luscious Licks Is all I want from you spread over every inch of my body one at a time, leaving a hot spark of lust and desire searing through me leaving a trail of passionate heat. My need for you soo deep, my body reacts to your words, your touch and kisses making me hungry, I Beg for more.

Ok This Is The Second Time I Am Trying This!
Ok lets see how to word this so it dose not sound stupid....lol Well 1st things 1st I am a bi-curious and as you can tell i am a female.lol I live in Cleveland Ohio and have live some place in Cleveland all my life.I have never lived in another state. I am married to my high school sweetheart we have been together for 16 years and married 10 of those years.We have four good kids for the most part.And they range from 15 down to 7 there is 2 girls and 2 boys.So I guess you can say I have a pretty big family.lol So as you can tell I am kind of busy all the time with working and tacken care of family things. We just bought our 1st house and I love it! I am even a little more busy now that I have a house of my own to take care of.Witl all the stuuf i want to do with it.I have so meany ideas i want to do,but its going to take a while to do all the stuff.But thats ok because I have all the time in the world to do them because it mine....lol Well I do have ajob I work as a baker/ca

Paige 'jason's Angel' Zhipper Exposed!
People are constantly lying on the internet. It is nothing new, maybe it will be about their job, or their weight. When people are given the oppertunity to be anything they want to be, some will choose to make their life exciting. But what if someone takes it too far? Like, they faked an illness or a death? Sadly this kind of thing happens and it is going on right here on Lost Cherry. And this where the story begins. It starts off with a girl named Paige Zhipper. Now, I didn't know Paige personally and if I did, I would be very angry with her right now. But I did not find out her story until after her 'death'. You see, someone on this site swears they have seen her pictures on myspace before( I won't mention names in case they don't want to be revealed but I will give credit if she approves). Nothing new, it could've been a case of mistaken idenitity or possibly her own account on myspace but after taking a close look at Miss Zhipper's pictures, I ( as well as others) noticed so

Total Surrender
Total Surrender by luscioushoney69 © is this what you wanted? is this what you came for? to see me lying here on the cold floor eyes half-lidded lips parted a sheen of sweat on my naked body thighs glistening with moisture staring at you with lust wanting more are you satisfied now? hours ago i fought you loathed your touch spit at your face watched you laugh i was strong, but you were stronger made me yield and obey used me for pleasure i made you happy you made me scream now i reminisce of the breaking process and a chill runs down my spine my pussy moistens even more "come here, master" "i'll be a good girl now..a good slave..."

Update (oct. 2nd, 2006)
Not too much has been going on... MaKenna has been growing up so fast, she can sit up by herslef now, she eating foods, she said her first word... Da Da of course, makes shane really happy though so i guess thats good... my birthday is coming up nov. 22nd WHOOP WHOOP! so excited! i think my boyfriend and i are gonna be getting married so that should be interesting... but we'see what actually happens, i think hes scared and he really wants his family here for it but i dont know when the next time his family is coming up here... and im not waiting forever.. but yeah i gotta get MaKenna to take a nap so later

Update
HELLO ALL.....I UPDATED MY ABOUT ME SECTION.....I COPIED AND PASTED HERE ...... OK PLEASE READ BEFORE ASKING FOR A FRIEND REQUEST!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE A "FRIENDS WHORE " DON'T BOTHER ASKING FOR A REQUEST!!!!!! (FRIEND WHORE.....SOMEONE WHO THINKS IT IS A COMPETITION TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU CAN GET) IF YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS....GREAT....BUT FRIENDS TALK ON OCCASION....SO IF YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS, ACKNOLAGE THAT I AM A FRIEND ONCE IN AWHILE. AND IF I DO ADD YOU AND YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING WITHIN 2 WEEKS....YOU'RE GOING TO BE DELETED!!!!! I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS AND NOTHING MORE! ( THIS ALSO GOES FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE ON MY LIST ALREADY AND HAS NEVER SAID A WORD TO ME ) THANKS...

Heres Another Joke Of The Day
EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX . 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me

Words To Live By
Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life. For without them, life is meaningless. Do not let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn to be brave. Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is immpossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. In addition, the best way to keep love is

1st Short Story I Wrote....
i meet this hunky man who Ive only talked to online when r eyes meet u can feel the sexual tension we embrace & the feel of his hot breath on my neck sends chills all the way to my toes when I look back into his eyes, he kisses me softly, gentle so I am left wondering if r lips really touched at all he runs his hand down my face & turns my chin up to look at him in that moment nothing else matters, just the two of us, the only man & woman on the face of the earth, like time is standing still, everything is holding its breath waiting to see what r next move will be I want him, I want him so bad I can already taste him but I am scared to give in, I have so much to lose if I give into him, but I know if I dont give into him I will roam the earth the rest of my life with reguit. The look in his eyes tells me he wants me to, but he's waiting for me to decide I dont wanna live with reguit so I lift my arms up and around his shoulders pulling him to me the minute r lips touch I f

I"m Pretty Ashamed...
Yes Juli i know your proud of it but i'm really not. My beloved motto was always "i'm not a WHORE, whores get paid... i do that shit for fun that make me a SLUT" but i can't do it for fun anymore, i dont want that anymore... I met an awesome guy this weekend, someone that would've been a great one nighter. i couldn't have set the scene any better, we were both drunk, horny, and alone. perfect conditions for some loving, but i couldn't. after HIM, after seeing how happy i could really be i just can't go back.... DAMMIT!!! Pour one out for me... no more meaningless sex for me :*(

Hi U There
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The Pub
The Pub Late Friday night and the place is crowded and buzzing for all the people who seem to think it is a great place to tie one on. Sitting quietly in the corner is this very sexy young man who has captured my attention for a few weeks now. The view of him sitting alone is just to much for this gal to take so I send a waitress over to see what he is drinking. She returns with word of a bottled beer, so I send a cold one over to the table. Well a smile and a nod and there is a invitation to join you at the table. I walk up with a firm hand shake I introduce myself as the owner of this fine establishment, and inform you that anything you want is yours. Oh really what is it is not something but someone I have interest in, I will do my best to accommodate your wishes, and I feel your hand go up my skirt. Well I guess I see what you are interested in? Am I right? You smile, yeah that is what I am looking for. I sit next to you and immediately let you know of my interest as well

Currently Completed Lyrics
newest song...unnamed as of yet let these times pass you by, Just know I always miss you So many times I just want to see your smile, you're beautiful Just the touch of you makes me feel like i'm never alone, never again So many words you deserve, not enough to show you my love As you sleep beside me so peacefully, i've forgotten about past pained screams The touch of against me as we sleep, the moments we share in our happy dreams The pain of my past has been lost now that i've found out how much I love you The times that we share mean more than I could ever say, I just wish you to Share these feelings I have, I just wish to hear what I always will mean to you let these times pass you by, Just know I always miss you So many times I just want to see your smile, you're beautiful Just the touch of you makes me feel like i'm never alone, never again So many words you deserve, not enough to show you my love Even though we're apart at times, and it hurts sometimes, but

Awesome Massage
Awesome Massage You come home from a ride on your bike and start working in the yard. Then I come home from the store. You ask me if I would please get you a cold beer. So, I go into the house, get you a beer, me a glass of ice tea, come back outside and sit down on the porch as I hand you your beer. I sit there and watch you mow the yard and clean the mower up. Then get up and go back into the house to get you another beer. I walk back outside and ask if you are ready for another beer, as you sit down on the porch. I sit down beside you and set my glass of tea down next me. Then I lean over and start to kiss you on the lips, moving my way down to you neck. You say "Babe, I’m all hot and sweaty, you don’t want to be kissing me when I’m like this." I look into your eyes and smile at you, as I get up off the porch I turn and look at you and say "meet you in the bathroom in 3 mins." You ask me "why?" I say "for all the hard work you did in the yard." I close the house door an

Southern Heat
Southern Heat Sitting on the veranda, fanning myself against the southern warmth, I watched the squirrels playing hide and seek in the trees. The shade did little to stop the heat from the mid-summer sun. I wished for a cooling wind as droplets of water trickled down my neck, clinging for just a moment to my glistening breast before falling into the deep valley between them. Absently, I slid my fingers between my breasts in a vain attempt to wipe the wetness away, and sighed. If only there were a breeze, I thought. My fingertips slid across the top of my breast and down its side sending sparks of heat and desire through me. The outside heat thickened like a blanket and I found myself longing to shed my heavy skirts and stand in the breeze, wearing nothing more than the thin black lace of my camisole and panties. More water dripped between my sensitive breasts sending a chill to the pit of my stomach. Biting my lip I closed my eyes and let my thoughts unfold. Stripped to my ba

What Eye I Am
You scored as Sexy Eye. You are the sexy eye. You love boys and you love trying to get there attention. Normally as soon as you make eye contact that guy is yours.Sexy Eye60%Crying Eye50%Dramatic Eye50%Angry Eye40%Hurt Eye40%Starry Eye0%What eye are you (Beautiful Pics)created with QuizFarm.com

What Family Guy Character I Am
You scored as Brian Griffin. Your Brian Griffin. The family's Talking Dog. Brian is a awsome character. He is mellow and usually helps peter get out of all the messes he gets in to. He also has a good relationship with Stewie.Brian Griffin75%Peter Griffin38%Chris Griffin25%Lois Griffin25%Meg Griffin25%Stewie Griffin25%Cleveland Brown25%Glenn Quagmire13%Joe13%Find out what Family Guy character you are. (pics included)created with QuizFarm.com

My Color
You scored as Purple. Purple is powerful, just like you. You are a very devoted person that likes to get things finished and you do this by balancing out fun and seriousness. This way you get the best of both and no matter what always end up winning. You are very competitive, driven and have an aura of mystery about you which sometimes people find astounding.Purple89%Black78%White72%Blue67%Red67%Green67%Pink39%Orange28%Yellow22%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Ugh!
This dog has been up since 4 am. I have yet to sleep. She peed on me AGAIN shes eating my fingers so i put her in my lap and NOW SHES EATING MY FOOT! Lmao. Shes evil i tell you. This puppy is going to drive me insane, or semi close to it. And she just scratched me UGH!

Sad Sad Sad Poem
you said you wouldn't hurt me but you did. you promised me you love me but you don't you promised me you wouldn't make me cry. but you did. you said i was your whole world . was that a lie? you made me laugh.was that just part of your plan? you wanted me as your wife. so does everyone else. you lefted with out a word. i gave you my heart, now it is bleeding i gave you my love,now it is gone i hurt you ones , witch i am sorry for i made you laugh , so happy were we i kissed you so , even though i know your sad, i love you so ,but you are gone i am soo sorry for being this way i am so sorry for telling you to go away if i could change this i would but you are gone, gone away from me my heart is shatted my mind is lost my eyes can't see the pretty colors around my soul is gone. its just me alone in the dark.

Noon Day Pleasures
Noon day Pleasures Work is such a bore Tired, exhausted, needing abreak return home to lunch wiht lover But she is nowhere to be found Calling out to her No answer comes back Must be shopping To Bed I go for a powernap As i near the door Soft jazz plays Scented oils reach my nose Timidly I open the door Lover is there My lunch spread upon her alter Hurry baby, you only get an hour I kneel before Lover and commence the meal Between her big delicious breasts lettuce leaves with dressing spritzer sprayed Devcorugig the lettuce wiht tenacity but slowly licking the dressing form her cleavage and taut big nipples Totally in a daze Is this for real? A trail of mayo form her cleavage to her belly button Suckling the cherry tomato from the navel Chuncks of hamp and cheese strategically placed in and around her sex Slowly and methodically dining at the Y Lover squirming, pulsating in intense passion Deliciously devouring my "lunch" Lover is s

Surprise Lunch
Surprise Lunch Lunch packed for work ALways somethign sexual But today was different As I found nothign btu a note from Lover Nothing sexual, nothign much just go to the sidewalk deli Our fave place Wait there until I arrive Ten minutes pass and nothign Nervous yet excited Then the limo with lover comes and speeds me away Where are we going Surprises are surprises for a reason Myu body quivers excitedly Knowing somethring truly special will unfold Cabin in Cook's Forest Way deep in the woods As limo speeds away Lover takes my hand leading me inside Cold wine and lit candles Porpourri and massage oils STrip and lay down But touching nothign including yourself From behind lover drizzles chocolate Strategically dropped on ym manly places Totaly nude and exposed Her Sex already dripping wiht love nectar Her tongue poised to tease and to please totally My nipples and manhood so rock hard I felt faint Then her oral dance of desire began

What Color Represents Me
You scored as Pink. Pink represents the love for youth and this describes you very well. You have never taken life seriously and do not intend to. Instead you want to see where it leads you and just want to go with the flow. You love flirting, having fun and making the most of everything.White89%Pink89%Blue78%Green72%Orange72%Yellow66%Purple61%Red55%Black50%Which Colour Represents You???created with QuizFarm.com

Just Another Blog
WELL I SPENT THE WHOLE WEEKEND ON THE BOAT...FISHED THE WHOLE TIME ....IT WAS SO FUN...MILLIONS OF DOLPHINS....SOOO BEAUTIFUL...GOT SUNBURNED BUT IT WAS WORTH IT....CAME HOME AND CRASHED...WOKE UP TO FIND MY LOST CHERRY WASNT WORKING....WHAT A DRAG....O WELL PART OF LIFE ON THE NET....SO I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND....MY BABYGIRL WAS FISHING AND WE THOUGHT SHE WAS YELLING AT THE SEAGRASS THAT WAS ON HER POLE BUT WE DIDNT REALIZE SHE HAD REELED IN A FISH ALL BY HERSELF AND HAD GOT IT IN THE BOAT AND WAS YELLING AT IT TO GET OFF OF HER LINE....(SHES ONLY 2)...IT WAS SO ADORABLE....SHE CAUGHT 3 FISH ALL BY HERSELF JUST DROPPING HER LINE BESIDE THE BOAT....SHE HAD A GREAT TIME TO ....MY TWO OLDEST ONES ALSO HAD A GOOD TIME....THANX FOR LISTENING TO ME GO ON AND ON....TO ALL MY FRIENDS.....MUCH LOVE

What Is Wrong With Lost Cherry? (serious & Very Long Post) (repost)
(repost of original by ';;Ðanny_X' on '2006-10-02 05:50:19') Ok, this is just a few thoughts and observations, that I wanted to get down somewhere, because it was to much information to juggle in my head, and it's just something I think needs thinking about. When I first signed up at Lost Cherry there was just under 200,000 members, IIRC, because just after I signed up there was a lot of bulletins about hitting the 200,000 mark. Today, looking at the top of the page here there are 279,660 members, which is a massive jump of nearly 80,000, and yet the total number of members online, during that period, has only inched forwards, and on some days is no more than when I first signed up. If 80,000 new members have signed up, where are they? Why are they not regularly online? Why have so many decided, after signing up, to leave? Lost Cherry, by and large, is a good site, with a lot of good members. Mike has worked hard to build it, it is very rarely unreachable, unlike M

Done!!!!
I'm finally done with "Annie" and I'm glad. It was great money (in the neighborhood of 4-5K for 2 weeks of work) but I really don't like being on a certain show (especially theatre shows) for a long stretch of time. It gets kinda boring. Next up for me is Aerosmith/Motley Crue and the hopefully The Rolling Stones. I will be sending out greetings to most of you sometime today since I haven't been sending anything because I have been so busy.

Sex Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you Don't have a good partner, you'd better Have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot Pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling Me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton l

Steals My Breath Away
dedicated to J. Oct.2,2006 (C) How can this be? Why couldnt i see? I've been chasing rainbows now within my every dreams And its you that I find Around every turn I make Every word you give to me I take... chorus: Its amazing how your eyes see into my soul And what I see within your eyes I feel like eveyone else knows Your Every look Your Every touch Steals my breath away I don't know when I will be free To give you what you need But know this much is true Everything I do is for you and me Its all I have within me left to give chorus: Its amazing how your eyes see into my soul And what I see within your eyes I feel like eveyone else knows Your Every look Your Every touch Steals my breath away * and daily I struggle within the light of day But I'm hanging on your every kiss and every promise that you make..... chorus

Family
Happy Birthday Dad!!! It has been since April that I have seen you though I have talked to you many times. It pains me to know that now you can only listen. I miss being able to call and talk and ask advice about various things from life to automobiles and how to fix them. It also pains me to know that you won't be around to see your grand daughters grow up, but I know you will be there. There are so many things that come and go during the day that remind me of you....seeing the cans on the side of the road waiting for you to come by on one of your walks to pick them up, that distant train whistle and the power and noise as it passes by. There are several others but the one that gets me the most is the empty seat in the stands where you used to sit to watch my ball games, but I know you are there. Thanks again for being my Dad...and I hope you are well. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

People
THE MORE I STATRED TO GO SOME OF THESE SITES I REALLY A LOT OF FAKE PEOPLE.. IN ONE CASE I SEE A GIRL SENDS ME A PIC HOT AS HELL BUT THEN SHE SENDS ME A REAL PIC OF HER SELF!!! I RUN THE OTHER WAY.. SO MY POINT IS TO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE FAKE STOP THE BULLSHIT AND JUST BE UR SELF.. IT PEOPLE CAN NOT ACCPET THAT THEN TELL TO FUCK OFF!!! HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYBODY

Michigan
So we're driving to Michigan today and as soon as we get there we're going to turn around and come home again. We're taking Larry and Uncle Jim up there. Well I just wanted to let everyone know that way no one worries about me because I haven't been online. Thanks!

Specialazation
One my most favored quotes is from Time Enough For Love by Robert Heinlein and states "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." How many could you do if you had to???

My Engagement.......
For all that know... i was sort of engaged to my girl recently... BUT NOW...MORE recently we have had more issues... "trust" issues.. only mine with her are not unbased... hers with me tho.. are... i LOVE her.. but i cant this... i just wish i knew exactly how to fix things.... if anyone is curious.. i can send OUR myspace addresses and you can check us both out....

Raining Again!!
woohooo i absolutely love raining days!!!! most of people would say: are you f* crazy? well maybe lol, but what can i do if i like those gray days with a lot of water, and mostly in spring and summer, when the rain is warm! okay, i'm doing a backup of my desktop computer here at the office, because i'll have to install W2k3 Server ... hmm more than one will ask wft is that :D well, it's Windows 2003 Server so i'll be off for the day, and i'll be back in the night when i'm home it's a perfect begin of week, and i feel great :-) yesterday i had a nice sunday, just relaxing, watching tv, and doing stupid stuff at home... i didn't feel this in long time i'm free...

Wtf
I keep trying to post comments but keep getting a gawddamn error message!! So I just wanted to shout out to all my lost cherries and send sum love!! Have a great day everyone!! xoxo MySpace Comments Graphics

Pagan History
Witches should be aware of their roots; aware of how and why the persecutions came about, for instance, and where and when the re-emergence took place. There is a great deal to be learned from the past. It's true that much of history can seem dry and boring to many of us, but that is far from so with the history of Witchcraft. It is very much alive and filled with excitement. Twenty-five thousand years ago Palaeolithic Wo/Man depended upon hunting to survive. Only by success in the hunt could there be food to eat, skins for warmth and shelter, bones to fashion into tools and weapons. In those days Wo/Man believed in a multitude of gods. Nature was overwhelming. Out of awe and respect for the gusting wind, the violent lightning, the rushing stream, Wo/Man ascribed to each a spirit; made each a deity... a God. This is what we call Animism. A god controlled that wind. A god controlled the all-important hunt.... a God of Hunting. Most of the animals hunted were honored so Wo/Man pict

The Elements
All energy upon the earth is made up of a balance of the 4 elements, how little or how much of each is present determines how we feel around it. The associations given here are not from any fixed system. There are differences between some paths of Paganism that you will find here - you also must find what feels right for you, but this is a good guide to get you started. Earth Air Fire Water Trees Mountains Volcanoes Oceans Flowers Clouds Rivers Valleys Lakes North South East West Solidity Thinking Strength Emotion Balance Clairity Passion Security Energy Comfort Green Yellow Red Blue Brown Silver Orange White Dirt Incense Candle Salt/Water Wood Feather Flame Rock Plant Pentacle Wand Sword Cup Taurus Gemini Leo Cancer Virgo Libra Saggitarius Pisces Capriocorn Aquarius Aries Scorpio Winter Spring Summer Autumn Midnight Dawn Noon Sunset Feeling Thinking Intuition Sensing The four elements are also known as the four directions or the fou

More Info For You All
A wide variety of "working tools" are found in Wicca, the tools or objects used in making magick are essential, although they are just tools. They hold no inherant power within themselves, but focus and refine the power within you. They are visual and manual aids or symbols to help in contacting the subconscious mind and persuading it to work the magick you desire. The success of magick is in the belief, emotion and discipline you bring to the ritual, not in the tools you use. Don't worry about having all your magickal tools at once, they will come to you when the time is right. Truthfully you don't really need any of them to work magick. They simply serve as props to keep your conscious mind occupied while the sub-conscious carries out your magickal intentions. ALTAR The altar or working space is the first thing you'll need in any magickal working. Ideally, you should have a special room for this, but few of us live in ideal situations. Your altar can be as simple as a coffee

Wiccan And Pagan Info For All
Let's add another view into the mix, through the view of color theory. Color can set our mood, helps us make decisions and can even spur or curb our appetite. In the magical world, color is used as a main component of spell work such as in the selection of candle colors. Since witches use color for magic and since color is tied into nature, why can't we use the color wheel as a starting point for the directions of the pentacle? The primary (foundation) colors are red, yellow and blue. This makes sense in the magical world since fire, air and water come together to make up the earth. Secondary colors are green, orange and purple. Green represents the earth, orange is the traditional color of centeredness and creativity and purple is spirit. Red (Fire) + Blue (Water) = Purple (Spirit) Blue (Water) + Yellow (Air) = Green (Earth) Yellow (Air) + Red (Fire) = Orange (Centeredness) A color wheel represents all colors and their relationship to each other. When we superimpose the

Dream Lover's Embrace
written by TigerGoddess Memories I found reminiscing In the moonlight silvery glow Bygone dreams I remember On the paths where lovers go Dreams never need to be lost I could share mine with you Step neath the stars tonight As the moon comes into view As I remember dreams shared Whilst harmonizing the tune I play your love songs again Neath the light of a silver moon Dreams within lovers embrace In moonlight upon the shore I capture what matters most In continuous love forevermore

Never Ending Story
my aggrivation continues :/ wish i could stop dreaming of ravyn. though i'm not sure that i wish i'd stop or more wish it wasn't just a bunch of lies. i hate being lied to every single night. she'll never talk to me and we'll never even be friends so why won't she leave my heart alone? i know it's not her fault she doesn't want me to think of her or dream of her i'm sure, but this time is different then all the other times. i haven't obsessed or tried to think of her constantly. even trying to let her go out my heart she won't leave. *sigh* it pretty much left for a week and i thought it would perhaps stay gone. i'm tired of being left confused and to make it worse i hurt people whenever i get emotionally confused n such. i get to drive to work by myself tomorrow, atleast i have that. it's one of the few things that seems to have really gone right. guess maybe more has, just nothing really that important. mm i lost my train of thought and guess there's not too much else. just wish

Helping Hands... Even In Iraq
Marines become big brothers to Iraqi children Sept. 23, 2006; Submitted on: 09/30/2006 11:28:02 AM ; Story ID#: 200693011282 By Lance Cpl. Ray Lewis, 1st Marine Division HUSAYBA, Iraq - Navy Seaman Samuel L. Blanco, a hospital corpsman snuggles with Iraqi children during a combat patrol Sept. 23. He and the Marines of Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment paused the patrol to spend time with the kids. Blanco is a 25-year-old from Justin, Texas and serves under Regimental Combat Team 5 and will be conducting operations in the Habbaniyah area for seven months. HUSAYBA, Iraq (Sept. 23, 2006) -- Marines with Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 2nd Marine Regiment paused a combat patrol through a neighborhood here to spend time with local Iraqi children Sept. 22. “They’ll grow up, see Americans and say, ‘I remember this one guy that was nice to me, so I’ll be nice to them,’” said Navy Seaman Samuel L. Blanco, a hospital corpsman with Weapons Company. Bla

First Loss
well as you all probably know im a big seahawk fan have been for about 30 years they started the season 3-0 and then fell flat on thier backs against the bears last night so now their 3-1 they will still be in miami in febuary though i have faith on a brighter note my huskies won to bring thier record to4-1 tied for second in the pac-ten conference

Things You Are Dying To Know The Answers To!
1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. 2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. 3. How do crazy people go through the forest? they take the psycho path. 4. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! 6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's. 7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. 8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. 9. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses. 10. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro Sinko.... 11. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. 12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. 13. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. 14. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? anyone can roast beef. 15. Where do y

Your Future Self
The person you are to become will learn from the things you do right now. The image you have of yourself in the future depends on the actions you see yourself taking today. A very important person is watching your every action, listening to your every word, and knows your every thought. That person is you. Imagine yourself a year from now, looking back on today. Imagine your future self being exceedingly thankful for the way you lived this day. Then step forward and live today with that in mind. Think, speak and act in such a way that the person you will become inherits many positive benefits from the person you are right now. Confidence, integrity, strength and effectiveness do not simply appear out of nowhere. They are built by the way you live your life. And now is your opportunity to live in a powerful, positive way that will benefit your life for a long time to come. Now

Me
Let's see here its always been of how to word things unless I am writing a story. I am a 52 year young BBW witch. Yes I practice every day at being wiccan. I am also very proud of it. Hosted by Sparkle Tags I work mostly with healing laying on of hands. I even have my own book of shadows, with my own spells I wrote. I am also a big lover of dragons....I have cds of dragon graphics.....and am hoping soon to add a few dragon tats to the lower part of my leg. Hosted by Sparkle Tags I am from upstate NY moved to Florida like 5 years ago now, I hate every day here lol.But if you were to hear me talk you would know after like 5 words that I am from NY. It's hard to hide the way of talking but also the NY attude. NY Yankees Rule Hosted by Sparkle Tags Ok now on to the boring stuff.....I love movies have around 300 of them I have burned......collect dragons and bears of all kinds......love working with graphics...I even have my own MSN group...and a

Life
It always seems like everytime everything is going so good something bad happens. I don't really want to go completely into because it still really upsets me. The one person that i trust and love so much scared me so bad. I don't think that i will ever be able to forgive. You begin to think that some things are supposed to go one way and it's like it turns around and slaps you right back in the face. Right now alot of people think that i'm crazy but i don't care. If you knew you would understand. But like i said i'm sorry i just don't feel like putting it out there.

Sorry
i am very sorry my family, friends, and fans. For some reason LC is not allowing me to send user comments and comments on pics. i hope this problem is remedied soon as my fingers are a itching...lol....i know that Wwe had a wonderful weekend Ttogether....Master gave me my first piercing and it is posted...He also gave Himself another one, also posted....Wwe had some lifestyle Ffriends over for dinner on Saturday and had a great time visiting with Tthem....It is so good to be back home.....my boys came back home from their dad's....Wwe had a family football game and Aall had a blast....Although, i secretly think the boys are trying to kill Uus...lol...i hope Aall had a wonderful weekend and have a great week ahead.

Posting
WHAT IS WRONG WITH LC. I can't comment on my friends site, or their photos. i keep getting the same error message: your time has expired. what the hell is this. i haven't been able to do anything for two days. WHY! Someone please tell me what the hell is going on. thank you

A World Without Witches..by Robert F. Potts
Can You Imagine? Can you imagine a world without witches, A world where all people are the same? Where the only known dragons are hiding in books, And children are terribly tame? A world without magick would be sad indeed, I cannot imagine the pain Of having a world where there's no Santa Clause, Where wizards are searched for in vain. Can you imagine a world without spells, That science and business run? And think of the sadness a unicorn feels When he no longer plays in the sun. Can you imagine a world without witches, No elves, and no magickal pools? And can you imagine how dull it would be If all that we had were the schools? I cannot imagine a world without witches, A world with no magickal wand. A world without beauty, or even a dream, Or a wood sprite of whom to be fond. They say I should grow up and be more mature, Like a normal adult ought to do, But I'd rather, at night, go to dance with a witch, And I'll bet

Surveys I Took Are Wikkid Goofy
I took 3 surveys, needless to say I own http://dragons-aviary.com and the answers I got were just stupid crazy!!! The first quiz said I was a dragon second one said I was the ultimate dragon!!!! We only started the site for my best friend!!! He started thinking of ideas for the site then he lost his motivation and I kept it up after he quit.Now He is back on track and his part will be to complete the storyline for the game. But the third quiz showed me to be a Green dragon inside which our artist would prefer to be!!!

I Whispered On The Wind
I whispered on the wind..."Goddess, speak to me." And a Raven Schreeched. But I did not hear. So I yelled, "Goddess, speak to me!" And the thunder rolled across the sky. But I did not listen. I looked around and said, "Goddess let me me see you." And a star shone brightly. But I did not notice. And then I shouted, "Goddess show me a miracle!" And a life was born. But I did not know. So I cried out in despair, "Touch me Goddess, and let me know you are here!" Whereupon the Goddess reached down and touched me. But I brushed the butterfly away and walked away unknowingly. Listening and remembering the innocence of our inner child, opens our eyes to the wonder and magick all around us

Mama Silver's Circle Etiquette
Here you are. Bunches of people crowded into someone's house. This is great. Who's running this thing? Oh, that lady over there in the corner. Should I say anything to her? Nah. What if I stand in the wrong place? Do I have to tell somebody if I want to go to the bathroom? Whose **kid is that running around the altar? A paper--am I supposed to say this? I just want to stand here and watch everyone else. Whether you are a stranger to first time circle gatherings, a pro, or an intermittent guest, there are certain ways to conduct yourself so that you will definitely be remembered by the hostess and thereby be invited back. There are also things you can do that will guarantee you will never be invited back in this lifetime, or in any other. To make sure your presence is requested again and again, keep the following hints in mind: When you arrive, seek out the Hostess/Host and present yourself. Do not give him/her your complete re

Shadows
I can feel her presence ever so close. But yet I see her not. As I look into the mirror every night, I see nothing, but rather feel a strong presence of some dark shadow watching from close by. I can feel the soft touch of her hand on my shoulder, I can feel her chin resting on the other shoulder. I can feel her ever so slowly caressing my neck with her tender lips. Slowly I turn to embrace her, but no one is there, only a disappearing shadow on the wall. As lie in bed awaiting sleep, there she appears again. Not adorned with the human flesh, but only as a shadow, as a dark angelic being. She lies by my side, I can feel her soft skin brush against my back. She slowly runs her nails up my side, in a pleasurable motion. I feel her breath against the back of my neck. Slowly I turn to her, our lips begin to close the distance between us. Closer, and closer, until I awake, only to see the same disappearing shadow once more.

My First 'blog'
Hello, Never done one of these things before. I assume this is something/someplace in which I'd just write things on my mind etc.. for the world to see and share? I wrote something long ago (back in late 90s) might have been under influence of a few substances at the time and going through a lot of things and shared it with a good friend of mine whom suggested I get it published but I'd first like to just pop it up on here for others to read, interperet and understand :-) It seemed like yesterday But was so long ago You left my life so fast Left me all alone Never knew what to say Never had the time Wish I had one more day Now live it in my mind Could’ve gone to see you Just the other day Didn’t know that yesterday You did just pass-away Time in the entire world To fool around and play Wish I could go back And change my selfish way If only had one more day To see you all again Guess it’s goodbye ‘til next time In the next world I’ll see you again My

Ugh
Well today is monday.. Not the best day to start off with but I cant change that.. It has been one hellatious weekend if i do say so myself.. I have managed to get myself in a pickle.. I'm not going to go into great detail about it right now though.. It's already been one fucked up morning.. My stomach is killing me.. I hit a fuckin cat this morning on my way to work.. I was late getting to work.. If one more thing goes wrong today i'll just go hang myself...

Yummy Food
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

Manic Monday
Well, like she says..."It's just another manic Monday" Yep, it is Monday once again. But to me it really isn't all that manic. Steve spent the night with me last night. I know what you are thinking Tee. I know I said I was through playing his games but I love him like you love Chris. I will never let him go if I can help it. I would like for nothing more than for him to come home. We had a wonderful night, the most amazing night we have had in years. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder and the sex better! hehehehe! I can't help it though it is like my sexdrive has like quadrupled for him since he left! I can't say what we did let's just say there were alot of firsts last night. I did things to him I would have never dreamed I would do! (not anything gross though) Well, I don't guess you all want to hear anymore of this sappy shit. Any way I think my...our chances of getting back together are getting better. I still don't want to rush him but GOD I MISS HIM! He h

I Hold Onto Life.........
I hold onto life! I hold onto life Waiting for a better tomorrow I hold on to life Despites its constant sorrows I hold onto life For I know I am free to go Once to it, I return what I borrow Life is nice when it flows Life is priceless in life itself In its hardship I strive Enjoying the pleasurables For in life, hope is always near and fresh For dust to dust is the human flesh Life never gives more or less The meaning itself is forever pointless But I still hold onto life like you!

Life
Life Life is a gift..........accept it. Life is an adventure..........dare it. Life is a mystery..........unfold it. LIfe is a game..........play it. Life is a struggle..........face it. Life is beauty..........praise it. Life is a puzzle..........solve it. Life is opportunity..........take it. Life is sorrowful..........experience it. Life is a song..........sing it. Life is a goal..........achieve it. Life is a mission..........fulfill it.

Reflections
. So many times we do not see, that all of life is a memory: Of days gone past both bad and good, and so we dream, as dream we should: But one should always keep in mind, that a memory is a day behind: Live for today with its joy and sorrow, for today is the memory we dream of tomorrow.

A Friend.........
A friend is one who stands to share Your every touch of grief and care She comes by chance, but stays by choice Your praises she is quick to voice No grievous fault or passing whim Can make an enemy of her And though your need be great or small Her strength is yours throughout it all No matter where your path may turn Your welfare is her chief concern No matter what your dream may be She prays your triumph soon to see There is no wish your tongue can tell But what it is your friend's as well The life of her who has a friend Is double-guarded to the end.

Who Am I ? You Ask Of Me
I be from the same as you…….heavens above amongst the chosen stars of Earthly delights beyond compare. For I am Earth, aliken to an Earth Tree. Many roots below to places of which some know. Of branches a plenty to reach out and hold. Giver of life from the magical well deep, deep below. Crystiline rocks, mystical waters flow. Touching, rushing from my fingers and toes. I am the Winds of the 4 Corners didn’t you know? Elemental shifts guided by moonlight Even of the darkest days into the night. There follows a trace scent upon the breeze of me Paths of each direction I take, hosted flight unto Pegasus A destiny chance of a landing occurs. Kissing my face as the winds envelope me always directing . I am Fire of warmth and The Light… Cast upon you spellbound within rapture and delight. I burn within your veins reaching deep into your soul Firelight of passions lust I am a giver of the light to show Unto tho

If A Man Want's You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't wan t you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have y

Stuff...
Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com _-__-_----______----_-_--------____--_-___-___--___ My score on The Really Hard Shakespeare Test: The Bloom(S'Blood! You scored 48%!)You've certainly done your reading, and you know your bardbiz. Don't get too cocky, though. It's not like you invented the human or something. Link: The Really Hard Shakespeare Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Monday Monday .......
What the hell happend to the weekend ??? I was working on the SOS BUS ( a scheme to help those that are vunerable on friday & saturday nights) voluntry and love every minute of it. Nothing beat the feeling of helping someone out and receiving a "Thank You" at the end of it. Saturday was pretty much a lazy one chilling out and trying to catch up on sleep as I didn't finish on the SOS BUS till 4am (I know sucker for punishment) Sunday was catch up day for me meeting up with friends and finding out what ever they got up to and who is seeing who and screwing who (you know how it is) Now today and I'm catching up with some studying and those I didn't at the weekend. Oh well that's me done and dusted! Have a great day all ~o~ Zac Sky ~o~

A Dragon Spell
The night is warm and clear, As the circle is casted and held dear. The elements are called and greeted. Air, Earth, Water and Fire, The energy is raised higher and higher. To the point of no return. As the spell begins the dragons cry, While they fly adding their own energies with mine. Higher and higher till it is all released. With an explosion of pure white light which will never cease. Love and Healing was added to this spell, Entwined with dragon power as well. The circle now comes to a close, Saying Hail and farewell to all who came. Merry Meet, Merry Part and Merry Meet Again

A Friend
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you it’s beauty On the days you’re feeling blue. If I could I’d build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the Sea But all these things I’m finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be what I know best A friend that’s always there

Almost Forgotten
Somewhere deep in the forest of greens, The fairy spins his webs from dreams And the wizards cast their solemn spells, There quietly about the magick dwells Its beyond the mirrored images or so it would seem, Though its above and below and in the spaces in-between. But you'll never really see the old truths here beheld Or feel the forgotten pain of an old tree felled You'll never really see if you cant find your way The path is clear now but wont be someday So then you'll be left with nothing to see And the spirits of now will no longer be The ancient wisdoms will be buried underneath Of the theories and proofs of science's beliefs Then the magicks of old with be washed away with the rain And the stories of the wise men will be legends again

Visions Of Witches
Visions of Witches Blithely turning my face towards the moons My mind howls in the language of runes. The glow of their light makes my eyes ache I'm blinded by the Ladies of the Lake. Woad shamelessly glistens from upon their brows The gods of the past they attempt to rouse. Chanting and singing in ritual form, The power of the words creating a storm. Then all the bluster softens to mist, And the gods lightened the realm with a kiss. Magickal energy abounds from breeze, As the witches began to heal the trees. Stumbling amidst their magickal fray, I'm locked by the fear forcing my stay. Admiring their ancient call to the Light Yet humbled by the chaos I see in the night

A Kiss
Kiss - BethMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com One kiss is all I want To take away my tears And give me a healthy smile One kiss is all I want To give me hope And take on life as it comes One kiss is all I want To know your lips And hold them forever One kiss is all I want To show you I love you And be there for eternity

The Faeries Song
The Faeries Song We stand in the center of space between space and we come here time after time. All of our sorrows and deeds in this place are subjects of song and of rhyme. What does it matter to wear a new face or to appear in a different clime. If only we dance with style and with grace recalling the tune and the time. For we are the dancers you see in your dreams You blink and then we are gone. Nothing is ever quite what it seems But the memories still linger on. So wake! and come out to join our dance She rises, our Lady, the Moon. Leave care and troubles. Don’t miss the chance. The dance it is ended too soon. Look there, hear the feet that pass Bending not a blade of grass .

Love
one Stone is Enough to Break a Glass…… One Sentence is Enough to Break a Heart……One Second is Enough to Fall in Love……and One Misunderstanding is Sufficient to Break Friendship. Friendship is the Rainbow Between to Hearts. Sharing 7 Characters First i like u, then i loved u, Now i'm afraid to lose u, If you dont send this to everyone on ur list, u will lose the person you love. sorry i dont wana lose the person i love....................................................................if i dont get this back i guess your not my friend. if u have a lot of love 4 someone... copy and send this 2 ur whole buddy list..in 5 min. ur true love will suprise u .. whatever happens, remember that the call is higher than the fall.Take care

Spirits
Spirits As i walk through the gallows i hear the wind blow full of creeks and whistles as i walk really slow gazing at the shadows that follow me near they whisper help me in both of my ears as i pace my self slowly i see the green glow of life thats been floatting from the hills of Gallow pacing and strolling the grounds below the ghoust of our brothers and sisters still like to roam lurking in darkness they will roam till the new day of justice their spirit will flow

Oct.4, 2006
Well after Wed. I might not be on here for a while cuz I gotta go to court and might get 90 days in the slammer. So on that note I'll see all my Juggalos and Juggalettes when I get out, Love all you guys and see ya in 90.

Pea Story
Pea story Babs Miller was bagging some early potatoes for me. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily apprising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.Miller and the ragged boy next to me. "Hello Barry, how are you today?" "H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. Sure look good." "They are good, Barry. How's your Ma?" "Fine. Gittin' stronger alla' time." "Good Anything I can help you with?" "No, Sir. Jus' admirin' them peas." "Would you like to take some home?" "No, Sir. Got nuthin' to pay for 'em with." "Well, what have you to trade me for some of those peas?" "All I got's my prize marble here."

New Friend Requests
Just thought I would let those know that have friend requests in to me that I have created skins for... Once Cherry fixes the comment problem I will accept your friend requests. The problem is that when I accept a friend I make sure and rate their photos, leave tons of comments, etc. And unfortunately, once you accept a friend, the request goes away and if you have a lot of people on your friends list, the new ones can get lost in the shuffle. I just want to make sure that I share the cherry love.

Wee Wee...errrrr...oui, Oui
Wee Wee...errrrr...Oui, Oui Oct 2, 2006 Bonjour! Sitting at a "cyber cafe" in Paris trying to re-learn how to type on a French keyboard. Paris is amazing though. Got to see a ridiculous view from the Eiffle Tower last night, and see Jim Morrison's tomb this morning. Rest of the time I am just wide-eyed looking at all the beautiful buildings, and trying to find low carb meals in the Carb Capitol of the world!!!! All good though...plenty of cheese and eggs as well as steak. So back to recording more vocals tomorrow. Been several "Goose Bump" moments.... Wait until you kids hear "I have Been Waiting" version 2.0. It is killing me right now. As we sit in London cutting vocals D_rock keeps sending us some amazing guitar parts...Great stuff all around!!!! Got to go... Time is almost up!!! Troy posted 7:58 AM

When Will This Wait Be Over.....
I am STILL waiting for this baby to leave me....it is really starting to drive me crazy. I sometimes wonder if this baby was ever there and I would still wonder if I hadnt seen it with my own eyes on an ultrasound. I have made my peace with losing this baby but I cant start to heal while I carry it with my close to my heart everyday. It feels good knowing that my friends keep stopping in to let me know they are thinking of me. I got a pretty box put together for this baby where I put everything I have from this one that was special to this baby. It gives me a great feeling of closure and closeness to this baby. It also makes the loss more real but helps me to face it rather than pretend it isnt there. I am supposed to go into the clinic later and have my blood drawn so they can measure my hormone levels and tell me at my appt tomorrow if they are going down at all. Well thanks for stopping in and I will close for now. Angie

A Story With A Moral
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up were really tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet who could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a

The Sleepless One
i live without love i live without hate i live to destroy i live to rebuild i am nethier good nor evil i am both good and evil i am out of my mind i am trapped within my mind i am life and i am death my motives are unknown even to myself my motives are known to everyone i am contradiction incarnate I AM THE SLEEPLESS ONE

First Blog Guys
Okay so this is my initial blog just to state im not to sure about the going's on with this site but i will slowly learn. So i prolly should go have my shower and head to bed as i have to be at work early in the morning but hey you get that dont ya :D Anyways im not too sure wat to put on here so i will go for now, and update at a later stage cya guys xoxoxox

Contests
IF YOU WANT TO ENTER, VOTE, OR BROWSE THE CONTEST PICS YOU MUST ADD YOURSELF TO THE PROFILE PAGE POSTED HERE. I AM STILL TAKING PICTURES FOR THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME, TOP PHOTO, AND SEXY PANTY IF YOU WANT TO ENTER PLZ SEE ME ON EITHER OF MY PROFILES AND I WILL PROMPTLY TAKE CARE OF YOU. FYI THERE IS A PRIZE FOR THE WINNERS. FOR THE SEXY PANTY CONTEST YOU WILL RECIEVE AN ACTUAL GIFT YOU CAN USE. THIS IS MY MAIN PROFILE The Cherry Picker@ LostCherry THIS IS MY CONTEST PAGE IF YOU HAVE ENTERED ANY CONTESTS THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND YOUR PICTURES. The Cherry Picker@ LostCherry (repost of original by 'The Cherry Picker' on '2006-10-02 06:05:24') (repost of original by 'Fire' on '2006-10-02 06:10:42')

How Many Of You Have Made A New Friend Today?
No, I don't mean added a new name to your friends list, I mean actually met someone on here today that you've talked to, spent time with, had a conversation with, you know, made friends with? Sometimes it's easy to get so caught up in your own little world, or circle of friends, that you miss the new guy standing on the sidelines, we all do it, but he'd like some friends too. Lost Cherry isn't just about the members that you've always known, it's about the new people too. Wouldn't it be nice if we could all say we made a new friend today?

What Makes You Tick???
What makes you tick? This is a question I have heard suprisingly often recently. It seems as though anyone I talk to asks me that question at some point. Honestly, I am still not quite sure. :) I mean music is probably the one thing that I turn to no matter what mood I am feeling. There is a song out there for every emotion and most can quickly decide how I am feeling by listening to the song that I am playing. It is pretty crazy that my brother can call me up and hear the music in the background (I listen to music ALL the time ... seriously), and say "Hey Mel, What's wrong?" or "Hey, you sound happy." And this type of thing happens to me everyday. I even listen to music all day while I'm sitting at my desk. :) From my own experience, I would say that family makes a lot of people tick. Whether or not it may be a good or bad tick, well, that is their decision. A lot of times, my parents make me angry and well, I guess in some ways they are just supposed to. I mean, I put them t

Shit That Sucks
"DON'T WATCH THAT" ------------------------------------------ I stepped out of my car, and heard a sound/ my cock suckin cell phone fell out on the ground.... don't watch that I was smokin that shit, startin to fly/ when i painfully got a puff of smoke in my eye... don't watch that her face was pretty, she had a nice butt/ but once i said hi, she wouldn't shutup.... don't watch that i bought her a drink, we started to talk/ but then she took off with three other cocks... dont watch that she told me she was older, first messaged me/ but then it turns out she was only seventeen!!! dont watch that only known her a day. this girl is insane/ every five minutes she make my phone ring!! dont watch that a long text message, cuz im bored and sober/ get a phone call "FUCK!!" i gotta start over... dont watch that

What Is Wrong With Lost Cherry?
ok, this is just a few thoughts and observations, that I wanted to get down somewhere, because it was to much information to juggle in my head, and it's just something I think needs thinking about. When I first signed up at Lost Cherry there was just under 200,000 members, IIRC, because just after I signed up there was a lot of bulletins about hitting the 200,000 mark. Today, looking at the top of the page here there are 279,660 members, which is a massive jump of nearly 80,000, and yet the total number of members online, during that period, has only inched forwards, and on somedays is no more than when I first signed up. If 80,000 new members have signed up, where are they? Why are they not regularly online? Why have so many decided, after signing up, to leave? Lost Cherry, by and large, is a good site, with a lot of good members. Mike has worked hard to build it, it is very rarely unreachable, unlike Myspace, it doesn't tend to run as slow as Myspace, despite being

What Is Right
Monday, October 2, 2006 What is right Focus your thoughts on what is right with your life. There is so very much that you have to choose from. Abundance is as close to you as your next thought. A thankful attitude will connect you to that abundance. There is something of positive value in every moment, every situation, every relationship. Zero in on what's right with life, and that value is yours. What you expect has a major influence on what you get. Expect to move forward on this day, and you will. Let the challenges inspire you. Let the possibilities encourage you. Choose to see and to live what is right with life. Whatever may come, be thankful, and you create much to be truly thankful for. -- Ralph Marston

Another Goody For The Oldtimers
Another Goody For The Oldtimers My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an

Ok This Is Important
Ok might not be so important but today is my last day on the net til next week so pray for a safe return back to wisconsin for mii, my sister, my kid, and my neices and nephew. Remember show mii love and i will be back soon!

Murphy's Lesser-known Dictums
Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to

Cheated
"So," Jane asked the detective she had hired, "did you trail my husband?" "Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way restaurant and then to a motel." A big smile crossed Jane's face,"Aha!! Then I've got him!" she said, gloating. " Is there any doubt what he was doing?" "No ma'am." replied the sleuth, "He was following you."

The Horror
" I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to judge me. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that...But you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

... Im Bringing Sexy Back
Geez... luv dis song! sexyyyy back! not really a fan of jt, but this song is so friggin sexual it's hard not too. anyhoo just up at the moment, obviously :P really should go to bed, but im wayz too excited. dunno why, it's just im in one of those moods... hmmm maybe my dinner tonite was laced with lsd? haha oh yeah and today ive come to the realisation that'll ill move town once school is over. I got a job offer last weekend and it's just too good to refuse, so the town of albury better watch 'emselves coz matty's hittin town lol ah well, catchya's for now, coz i is off ;)

Early Mornings
GOt up early 5 am was excited about the day have lots of stuff to do to get the kids in their new place. Yes i will miss them on weekends but hell they will be here all week until thier dad gets out of work. so i will have my weekends free frome now on and thats good i need to be able to relax once and a while :D but i am going out with friends tonight i need to be with adults not just kids love them but need adult company. Ashleys first day of work is today at the daycare center today she is excited. well i am off to go back to bed i am now crashing i am tired again

Whaty A Kiss Means.
WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "lets do it" Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "I'm horny" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" OR "I want you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now an

Pussy And Dick Pics
hey i dont care if u all wanna show ur tits puss dick n balls but damn put in a private album so i aint gotta see it first thing i see when im scoping out profiles i got boob pics myself but in a bra and dont post it anywhere i wanna send them i can i dont i dont have too and not everyone can see em who I dont want too i know people take this place as another online hook up place but have some dignity about it not everyone is interested in seeing ur anatomy first time they look at ur profile or ever for that matter i come here, cuz there are actually some cool people on here and hell where else can i have as many pics to share nowhere this cool as of yet i wanna see dick ill head up to the bar and ask someone in person to take a look at theirs same with if i wanted to see women on here, guess i never understood how people could just put theirselves out there( like a two bit whore on the corner its just another form of prositution but ur asses aint getting paid!!!!) for all to s

College
I'm sitting bored in a library, just skipping my 8 a.m. art class ,because of my anti-socialism making me refuse to join in "group" study. I'm like that lone wolf you see in the winter mountains, makes you curious to wonder why I stalk alone ,but then at the same time notice that it's the way I am and will always be.. well.. around people I don't know. I don't know why I'm like this around some people. At work, I'm the most annoying friendly person in the world ,course I'm a cashier so that's what I'm post to do. Anyway, maybe I'll grow out of this stage that's been going on all my life, maybe I'll just end up one of those cat woman who stay in their houses ,and yell at little kids to get off my lawn... and who doesn't really own any cats.. That would be kinda cool ,but wierd. That's the way I am thoughs. The One and Only Ash

I Love Him......
I love him with all that I am. I'm scared that this time will be no diffrent. He reasures me. I belive him but my mind keeps nagging. I love him and want to be with him forever. He says he wants it i too. WHy can't I just belive him when he says I'm he loves me. why can't I quiet my mind unless we are together. Why do I keep seeing things that make me question when I know he loves me. I love him and he loves me. that is all that matters.

A New Week...
another week .... where does the time go .. its like just over 2 months till xmas.....wow gotta start shopping !! my weekend was ok went out wiv the girls saturday night which is normally always fun but i hate coming home early the nights never long enuff for me.. and despite the drinking comencing at 12 noon the girls wanted to go home early and i wasnt impressed !! lol how old am i 12..lol !! no just act like it .!! but had a reall lazy day yesterday got up a few times but then ended up back in bed which was great i like veging out in bed .... rarely do it anymore what with the kids etc.. hehe!! so anyways not a very intresting blog dont have much to say .... im in a better mood this week i think!! last week i was a bit to thoughtful and that just gets me into trouble ..over thinking things is not good !! already planning next weekend coz nothing really happens in the week not in my life anyways .... but should be all good !! loves hugs and kisses to you all

"under The Silver Moon"
"Under The Silver Moon" I was taking my usual evening walk along the beach, just as I had done many nights before. The night was rather a peaceful. The tide seem to roll upon the beach tonight, not like it’s usual crashing like thunder. The moon was especially bright for this time of year. Unlike it’s harvest glow of Autumn Oranges, tonight it looked almost Silvery. As I walked even farther along the beach, I would look back at the beach house. Soon I could not even see the lights that lit the path to the front entrance. I begin to stop, and look out over the ocean, amazed at it’s beauty. As I continued my walk, I begin to notice a dark figure in the distance ahead of me. I couldn’t quite make reason of what it could be. I had walked this beach many times before, but had never notice anything being in that area. As I walked on in the direction of the image, I begin to realize, this figure that I had seen from a distance was not an object at all. But it is a women. Not just

Sebastian
Sebastian In my dreams you come to me, And take me by the hand, You light the pathways of my life, Like you know what God has planned. In my dreams you come to me, And hold me close to you, you whisper words of comfort, And I don't doubt you're true. In my dreams you come to me, And softly kiss my lips, You fill my heart and soul with love, A beautiful eclpise. In my dreams you come to me, and the deamon's run away, You guide me as only you know how, And clarify my way. In my dreams you come to me, And in this time I know, That only in dreams we're together, And God has made it so.

The Awakening Dream...
I dream of a world with no saddness, no pain no bitterness, no spite no jealousy, no shame. I dream of a world uncorrupt and so pure no sickness, no death cause there's always a cure. I dream of a world with no hate, and no anger no crying, no fighting no crime, and no danger. I dream of a world with only good things children running and playing a good day the next brings. YET............................. I awake to this nightmare that is called my life where nothing goes right where I live in strife. I awake to this nightmare where my decisions are bad I cry everyday cause I lost all that I had. I awake to this nightmare where my pain is too real I want to rip away my flesh so I don't have to feel. I awake to this nightmare where there's nothing I can do my heart again is broken but baby, I just love you....

Every Women Should Know *77 It Might Save Your Life!
The link for this story is right here Demon ************************** Got this email from my boss, thought I should pass it on.... MUST KNOW *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was, and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on th

Sex,sex,sex
So im sat here reading someguys blog about how most ppl on lost cherry are a either sex mad or a perv! So its got me thinking is sex really that important? I mean , dont get me wrong, i love sex and its surely is a great thing... but is it the be all and end all of a relationship? If u met ur dream/man woman and they didnt want too have sex for various reasons, would u end the relationship? If u were having a sexual relationship with someone and they were crap in bed, would u finish the relationship, Have we become totaly sex bonkers? How many of u actually would pick a true meaningfull relationship over sex?

Day 1 Of Training Was A Blast!!!
Sorry I didn’t blog about Sunday yesterday, but with the problems on LC I was having major issues just trying to log in. Sunday was a good day. We went sight seeing around Toyota City again, did some more shopping, ate more food, and hung out with Goto. He will be going back to the US tomorrow, so we just took it easy. Our crash course in “Japanese Survival Training” (as Goto puts it) has officially ended. Although we speak very little Japanese (about three phrases … LOL), we can now get around by bus, train, and subway, shop, and get food in restaurants. We also have figured out how to say “Another Round” in the bar (

Monday
Morning Ya'll... How be ya? well im tired lol..and its a monday and this coffee isnt kicking n fast enuff lol... gotta few errands too run this morning then its coming home chilling unless something comes up... update on my son.. hes doing betta.. just real sore... and hurting .. but he will be ok... whew ive not had much sleep these past few days so i may just come home and take a nap... well one thing ive gotta do is give my 2 dogs a bath lol... ( fun ) anyways enuff about me... yall have a super monday and a hella of a week... Im Heading too talladega this sunday yeehawww.. so im counting the days down haha... Ok keep it real... xoxo Bec

Help!!!
my nipples are in serious danger of freezin off lol its 730 am and like a whoppin 30 degrees outside .. not much warmer in here and I'm runnin round with frozen nipples... see I know some of you might view this as a good thing because yes they are hard and could probably put an eye out right now .. but it really starts to hurt lol so show my nipples sum luv and keep em warm today

Montana Barbie's
Whiteish Barbie: This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes 4WD SUV, a Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She has a masters degree and double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mom with Ken's generous salary. Comes with Percocet prescription and Botox. Starbucks mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry internet/cell phone device sold separately. Husband Ken is into fishing, golfing, baseball and is often "working late." Available at all Seattle-area Starbucks retailers. Bozeman Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Nordstrom. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible or Hummer H2 and a long-haired foreign lapdog named "Honey." Also available is her cookie-cutter development dream house. Available with or without tummy tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation. Workaholic, cheating husband, Ken, comes with a Porsche. Butte Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun

Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!... -- Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful as you.... -- have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love... -- After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life... -- I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... -- that you're not here to ruin it for me." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me... -- Like the need for therapy." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!... -- I never knew what evil was before this!" "Before you go,... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. -- You'll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married... -- but not to you." "Yo

What Is Your Fave Guns N' Roses Song
ok i know this band is like old school now but i am curious again and i want to know what's your fave guns n' roses song and it can b any album including the greatest hits album and it also can b more than one if you have more than one from Bruce

Hmmm Yaforo Addicts
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Reply - What's Wrong With Guys?
Originally posted on MySpace Saturday, September 09, 2006 My friend, who goes by Fragger, just posted a blog called What is wrong with guys? Basically, he wondered why SO MANY of us males act like utter jerks - they say and do all the right things to get laid and then they're Casper, or worse - the nightmare come to stay. In response to this and the comments thereto: I, for one, will NOT admit that getting laid is MY ultimate goal. At least, not on the first date, it's not. By the third date, maybe. I generally DO want to go out with a lady which - frankly, yes - I find physically appealing. But also something else has to appeal to me - I've had 1 bad marriage and 12 other relationships that flat went wrong for WHATEVER reason. They were all but 2 lacking in something - commitment to me and to us. Most wanted me to be someone else - similar, but this trait or that HAD to go. They did - along with me. Two WERE committed to us - at least for a while. One changed that and cheated with

I Think I Get It...
Originally posted Sunday, September 03, 2006 First off, I used to roll my eyes at people who whine all the time about noone listens to them. Camera hogs, limelight hogs - all they wanted was attention, right? *hears crickets in the audience* Okay, maybe not... The reason I say that, and the reason, I suppose, for this blog is about blindly requesting adds. You can look at my full friends list and see about 40 bands/performers. Some of these I requested adds to their friends list and waited patiently for their approval. Then there the other 30 - and I have since discovered how this all works. They see someone's comments on other friends' pages and send requests. One band happened to be on at the same time I was, saw my goofy comments on several other pages and posted an add request. I heard their music, thought it was okay, but nothing special, and deleted their request. As soon as I deleted that one, they posted another. This went on for about 20 minutes, I swear! Add, del

So Much In My Life (or, What I Did This Summer)
Originally posted on MySpace Saturday, August 19, 2006 Good grief... Where do I begin? Well, the bad things that have been going on include my uncle having cancer. He went to see someone about his nose being clogged constantly about a month ago, and they found a tumor. Unfortunately it turned out to be malignant. His reaction was, "Well I've had a good life." The rest of told him, "Oh, no! We're not done with you yet!" To make this story short, the pathology showed that it was a relatively minor kind of cancer, with a very high survival rate. He had it removed, along with most of the surrounding tissue (when he breathes through his nose, the air always feels cold now) and is having a short dose of radiation therapy to ensure it's gone. He's doing fine. But when you hear that word "cancer" in relation to a family member or loved one, your heart stops, your blood runs cold, and you think the worst! My mother (it's her brother that has/had it) wasn't taking it too well for a good pa

Why God Created Children (and In The Process Grandchildren)
Originally posted on MySpace Friday, June 23, 2006 This was sent to me (and judging by the headers in the message, about 6,987,244 others) yesterday by a friend (Not a close friend, mind you, or they would have cleaned up the headers which comprised about 3/4 of the message), and I felt like sharing. Sounds kind of like how Bill Cosby would have described it... To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!" "No Way! " "Yes way! " "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said G

One Of My Writings
when the flute is played under the full moon the fairy lights will glow and you will know that all you think you know is mere illusion and the reality of the world is within the minds of the chosen of the earths true children who will come to rule as humans die out for the earth has sent its demons to destroy all humans but there is one, a creature of the earth bound to a human by love who could save the human race.

Feel Your Boobies!
October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month! Take the time to check your breasts for lumps or any abnormalities and get to a doctor ASAP if you feel anything abnormal, breast cancer takes many many lives every year. You should be checking them regularly. Please share this with the women you love-moms, grandmas, aunts, sisters, friends, enemies! Just pass the word! If you're a male reading this post please pass on to the ladies in your life!! And by the way, men have gotten breast cancer too! Please repost this.. you never know who you may be helping to save. God Bless You! For more information on Breast Cancer prevention and awareness visit one or all of the following websites: http://www.komen.org/ http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ http://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/

Random Friendship
A Friendship Poem At Random It was at random that we met, A chance that not many get. When I heard the "Uh Oh", How was I to know! That you would turn out to be my special friend, Someone who could be there, Until the end. No matter how I feel or what I do, I know, in my heart, That I can count on you. I've never seen you, Heard you, or touched you. Those kind of chances are very few. To meet someone from far away, Never knowing if they're here to stay, Not knowing if what they say is true, Of what they're doing and telling you. So far away, but yet so near, The "not knowing" is the fear. Is it truth, or is it lies? Will a heart grow, or will it die? Either way, the bonds of Friendship's strings are tied. One's needs are met, Some with regret. Some with hope, Some with pain. But still, the answer is plain. If we hadn't met, On that very day, Things would be different In every way. The emptiness may be filled, A life may start to rebu

Creep By Radiohead
When you were here before, Couldn't look you in the eyes You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so Fuckin' special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh She's running out again She's running out She runs runs runs runs... runs... Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here I don't belong here...

Im Having A Contest!!!!! Come One Come All
Ok everyone, heres the thing, i keep hearing, and seeing all this stuff about contests, sexiest this, hottest that, so i thought what would happen if i had one? well i decided to go for it, so here it goes, The Realest Cutie on the LC!! but their are stipulations, ready for them? here goes, 1) in order to be a part of the contest you have to be 100% real, im talking eyes, smile, personality, the whole 9!!! 2) you have to take a "REAL" pick, i want you holding a sign, saying "I'm Real" with your name, the time, and that days date. Not to hard!!! so get the pics, get em to me, starting now, the faster i get them, the faster i get them voted on!! hit me up if you want to be included, im looking for 12 men and 12 lady's!!! love ya dolls!

To Realize....
To realize The value of a sister: Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the tr ain, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident... To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics To realize the value of a friend: Lose one. Time waits for no one. Treasure every mo

In The Hands Of Time
this is dedicated to my love... October 1st, 2006 (c) I'm into this touch I'm into this feeling into your words and all of their meanings looking in your eyes so much i see and most of all I'm loving seeing your love for me chorus: No one else will do All i want is you Not just for a moment But our lifetime through Never had this feeling Never thought I could But somewhere along the line: your heart touched mine and life stands still in the hands of time Hidden intentions in holding me close There's no denying without you I'd be lost And all i can do All I can see In my mind is you- end Chorus: No one else will do All i want is you Not just for a moment But ourlifetime through Never had this feeling Never thought I could But somewhere down this line your heart touched mine and life stands still in the hands of time

303 Weird Facts!!! Some Thing We Shoud All Know Lol
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night! A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation! A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth! A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein! A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though! A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average! A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside! A hummingbird weighs less than a penny! A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second! A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court! A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove! After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again! Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings! Bulls are

Best Friend Joke ( Weird Sites Joke Of The Day)
Best Friend Joke A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend." 'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out." "That makes sense," remarks the barkeep... "And, what about your best friend?" "I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad Dog"

Lol Hahaha
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Me
I am everything I appear to be..and nothing you imagine I am unlike every woman..and just a typical gurl I am soft and simple..and tuff as nailz I am outspoken and strong..and sensibly quiet I am curious as a cat..and quiet as a mouse I AM..the grey in your black and white world

Haha An Im Not From The States But This Is Funny As Hell Lol
Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California: 1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. Connecticut: 1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. 2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. Florida: 1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. 2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. 3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. 4. Illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. 5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Illinois: 1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept a

If Operating Systems Were Beer Lol
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. Mac Beer: At first, came only in a 16-oz can, but now comes in a 32-oz can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz can that looks a lot like Mac Beer. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several

101 Things Not To Say During Sex Lol
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a l

101 Reason Why Fingers Are Better
You don't have to smile at them afterwards You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them They don't get tired before you do... You always know where your fingers have been For variety, you have ten to choose from They are also useful *out* of bed You can stop if you want to Your fingers don't want to meet your family Your fingers don't get jealous Your fingers don't smell Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family You don't get jealous of your fingers Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards Your fingers won't let you down (Snowwhite) Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead Your mother won't critisize your fingers You can't get pregnant from your fingers Your fingers don't need batteries People aren't surprised to find you have them Fingers don't need adaptors to covert American plugs to English ones (I've heard this can be a problem.) They don't shrink afterwards (Snowwhite) Yo

31 Years In Prison Eh
This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as Either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have.... 1. Dated outside your race? - Guilty 2. Gotten a hickey? - Guilty 3. Dated your best friend? -Guilty 4. Sung in the shower? - Guilty 5. Spit in someone's drink? - Innocent 6. Dumped someone? - Guilty 7. Opened your Christmas presents early? - Guilty 8. Lied to a friend? - Guilty 9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? - innocent 10. Had more than five REAL(over 4 months) bf/gfs? -Guilty 11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? - Guilty 12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?- Guilty 13. Ate food that fell on the floor? - innocent 14. Went outside naked?- Guilty 15. Flashed somebody? - Guilty 16. Mooned somebody? - Guilty 17. Been on

My Answers....
Some people want to know my answeres â€” Sunday, 01 October 2006 Well, I guess I'll put them down. Something that I missed on here was location. Location has become quite an important aspect to me. I'm so not into long distance relationships. And I'm not into leaving where I am rightnow. Yah, how selfish. There was a time where I went running around the country doing whatever seemed to be the thing to do at the time. But most of ya'll missed out on that phase. Too many things get attatched to stuff when you do that. Like time for instance. And feelings. And sometimes even sex. Questions arise like: He came all this way to see me, am I somehow almost obligated to put out? I came all the way there, so it seems like I should stay a while? If I drive say 9-12 hrs to get somewhere and leave the next day, are they going to be more offended? I don't want to sound cheap, but distance can be costly also. Price of gas, plane tickits, sending boxes, sending flowers, transp

Unreliable
I just wanna be numb. Dead inside. I don't wanna feel anything anymore. I don't want anyone to rely on. I don't want anyone to rely on me. I'm an unreliable creature anyway. Always changing. Forever moving on. I just want to be alone, as I once was. I just want to be empty inside. I don't want this happiness anymore. I'm just a whore with an fake innocence. It lures people in, I make people love me. Then I go away. I'm always pushing, never letting anyone in. Can I just go back to that again? I don't want to be in this insecure place anymore. I don't want to feel this uncertainty. Forever waiting for someone, hoping for someone. Craving someone.

I Bleed For You
I Bleed for You Cody Lawson 9/24/06 Everyday I go on I feel nothing but pain inside my heart I didn't want you to leave me like that Why did you have to go on that day and leave me to face this fucked up world I think about you everyday I think about the day the lord called you home. Inside my heart I bleed for you Inside my head I dream for you Wishing you would come back to me The thought of one day seeing you again keeps me going. Everyday I walk through our door looking to see your beautiful face Realizing you've left me for good makes me want to kill myself Cause I want to see you bad enough to end it right now As I stand on the ledge I hear your voice whisper to me Everything will be better one day. Inside my heart I bleed for you Inside my head I dream for you Wishing you would come back to me The thought of one day seeing you again keeps me going. Damn this shit is hard All I want is you beside me to help me though this Everytime the phone

Being A Military Girlfriend
As the days go by they only get closer to the time he walks out that door and never looks back. I fear that day might be the last day I see him ever again. With only small good byes and the tear stained marks. I cry now when I know he's safe in he's own bed. But it's the reality that he is leaving. After watching the videos and listening to the soldiers stories. You fear everything that man kind has made! This is my first time with a man in the military and it's the hardest thing I'll ever go through. Letting someone you've fallen in love with and care for walk right out the door. Knowing what he is walking into a war zone with a chance of never coming back. The questions run through my mind everyday. Am I sure that we're ready for this? Is he going to come back when he leaves? And this questions will always and forever remain unanswered. No one can look past the good things. It's always and will always be the hardest things that we have to think of. But I will always support my man an

You Can Find Me At Tagworld
To all serious Females 18-35 who would like to meet me,or Date me,come to http://www.tagworld.com/singleguy19678 And read up on me.You may comment on my Friends and comments list,or,ADD me as a Friend.Get in contact with me there,or,leave me your E-Mail Address so that I can write you.I am interested in Petite Women,Skinny,Slender,Athletic,Well Toned,Model Type,Hot&Sexy,Beautiful,Pretty,Good Looking,Average,Tall,Short,Asian,White,European.I am Looking for longterm,and,or,Marriage.I like to treat all Women like the Queens that you are.

Vote Pedro
Right Said Fred - I'm Too SexyAudio Codes From AcousticSpot.com vote for the sexiest big man and show the hostess some love while youre there!! MUNCHKIN ~ Big Tymes Wifey ~@ LostCherry (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~' on '2006-10-01 10:11:52') (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 11:21:22') (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~' on '2006-10-01 18:09:23') (repost of original by 'MUNCHKIN ~ Big Tymes Wifey ~ IF YOU DONT LIKE ME I DONT F@#K%ING CARE! TIRED OF BEING NICE!' on '2006-10-01 18:31:21') (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 19:27:33') (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~' on '2006-10-01 19:50:28') (repost of original by 'MUNCHKIN ~ Big Tymes Wifey ~' on '2006-10-01 20:33:50') (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 21:02:47') (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:18:04') (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 21:40:41') (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10

What I Think......
He makes me weak, his kiss is sweet and erotic and makes me feel complete. He makes me feel that I am the only person for him. I have neverr been so overcome with happiness since I met this person. He looks upon me as a beautiful goddess carved out of a precious piece of stone or gem. He makes me feel that my flaws and the way I look no longer matters and that he loves every inch of me the way I am. Society has placed so much on how a woman should look. I am proud to say that I am a heavy set volupcious woman. Society has placed so much on outside appearances than what people are really like on the inside. Should a woman who is over weight not know what is like to be loved and desired? Does she not need assurance that she is beautiful in the eyes of her significant other. Does she not cry when she is hurt does her heart not stop beating when it is broken. The person who makes me feel this way is the person who I could spend the rest of my life with. I can see myself sitti

The Charge Of The Goddess
Listen to the words of the Great Mother, Who of old was called Artemis, Astarte, Dione, Melusine, Aphrodite, Cerridwen, Diana, Arionrhod, Brigid, and by many other names: Whenever you have need of anything, once a month, and better it be when the moon is full, you shall assemble in some secret place and adore the spirit of Me Who is Queen of all the Wise. You shall be free from slavery, and as a sign that you be free you shall be naked in your rites. Sing, feast, dance, make music and love, all in My Presence, for Mine is the ecstasy of the spirit and Mine also is joy on earth. For My law is love is unto all beings. Mine is the secret that opens the door of youth, and Mine is the cup of wine of life that is the cauldron of Cerridwen, that is the holy grail of immortality. I give the knowledge of the spirit eternal, and beyond death I give peace and freedom and reunion with those that have gone before. Nor do I demand aught of sacrifice, for behold, I am the Mother of

No Yahoo Booo
i dont have messenger out here so if you want to chat go to msn im lilredhead70 or email me at lilredhead30@yahoo.com or asl always on here hope you all are healthy happy and of course cherry sexy!!!! muaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Red

Alaxzander Jay Garlinger
A man will remember the day he first see's his son in the hospital all bundled warm in his arms and dream of things to come and just look down at him and say hello it's your daddy I love you, before long your little boy will start to walk, there is nothing more of a feeling to come home to have your baby boy doing his best to walk to you going to fast fall and get right back up and do it all over it agian just becouse he missed you while you was gone. Then as he gets older you will remember the time when he gets to ride his first big boy bike with out the training wheels on as you stand there you think to yourself wow look how big he is getting. You will remember the first time he gets his drivers license and says hey dad you think I could use the car tonight, no longer wantting to play ball with you but not thinking it's becouse he don't like you but becouse he found a new hobby girls and all you can do is toss him the keys and tell him to be safe stay out of trouble. then comes the

Life And The Pursuit Of A Real One
What up. I'm not into blogging but I love to write so here we go. It's a good sunday and I am high as fuck as is to be expected from a stoner such as myself..I love runon sentences, do you? I don't know about you but I'm starting to notice the world I grew up believing in, is kinda friggin retarded. I mean look at what we KNOW our government is up to and yet we all continue following THEIR rules. They made up a cool game and tricked us into playing. I think I'm gonna quit and start another one. How about we actually create a eutopia like we all say we want. Were just kinda pussies basically..complacent pussies. We should start by no longer recognizing Them as our leaders. Let's start this country already! I mean four hundred years ago we had a real great idea but now the system runs on our fear and greed! If we don't spend the money then they don't have the power..it's really that fuckin simple. We can't faze out money overnight but it isn't impossible. If we'd all quit lying to oursel

Love
What would you do if the person you loved was going out with some one else...and the person you love told you that they love you and that person they are going out with?? I've asked a few people what they would do in this situation and didn't like what I got back...I've been told to wait and to just give up...I don't want to do any of that I want her now but the only way I could get her away from him is to reveal a secret that would not only destroy their relationship but mine and hers as well so I choose to wait...the only shitty thing is even though she tells me she loves me she is completely ignoring me like I don't exist like my love for her means nothing and its making me mad...I'm mad because I don't like being scared and I'm scared because I'm afraid I'll never have what I want...her...I know I fucked it all up I know I should have stayed with her now I shouldn't have been afraid to make that commitment and I know I'll probably regret this for the rest of my life...even though s

I'm Back
I've been gone a long time. They even deleted my pics! Sorry I haven't been around, I've been distracted by some "things." LOL. But I'm back and ready to find another man to keep my pussy satisfied. Hope to hear from you all. Kisses. Bustymommy

Im Pissed
ok this is fucking rediculous, past few days lc has been slow for me. now i cant leave comments on people pics or my profile wont load up. wtf is the deal, am i the only one lc is fucking with. i wanbna leave comments and it keeps telling me my session has expired wtf is that all about. this sucks so bad and i cant deal with crap like this.

I'm A Newby At This
I'm not sure I'm doing this right if not let me know!! First off I want to thank everyone for all the love they've shown me and helping me advance so fast. Second I want to thank all the ladies on here for being so good looking and making it easy for me to show love to them. I want everyone that reads this to show me real love and get some web hosting from me if you need a site or know anyone that does make sure to get it at www.best4hosting.com If you tell me you found out about my hosting here on LostCherry I'll give you a discount. Thank you all so much for the love. Space Cowboy David

Paige
Alright so there's been all sorts of shit circulating around on the whole Paige/Miss Texas/Jason thing and I'm sorry but some people need to chill the FUCK out. I know everyone's entitled to their own opinions but SERIOUSLY...going above and beyond the course of rational people to PROVE or DISPROVE a situation one way or another. COME ON!! It's sad that she died or left(depending on how you view it) but to go around saying "oh well so-and-so is fake and on her friends comp because of IP addy...." or that "oh everyone of their facts is wrong" is just total SHIT. There are some people that need to get it through their thick skulls that no matter what facts your present for either case people will believe what they want. If it were me trying to fig out one way or another I would actually hit Miss Texas up...but that's me and that's because she's about 45 mins from my hometown too. *shrugs* It's over it's done with nothing anyone can do can change the past...all you can control i

Moving
OK so the moving is done. We are still reclaiming space from the dreeded carboard box monsters but expect to have controll of all living space by this weekend. Note to all who will listen, if you can avoid packing and moving your stuff......Do It!!! Cause God Dammmmmmn that sucked. But I have to say the Moving Sex was Fucking Awesome! Two rooms down, 6 to go. Gotta Fuck in every room or the place will never really be yours. Am I right? Sho I'm Right! Anyway, finally got all the Broadband Gremlins exorcised so we are back online and ready to Rock. Martinis are shook up, Margaritas are blended and the Readi-Whip is chillin'. Party Time!!!!!! Who needs a fillin' ?

3 Days
well three days now til Rob comes home. Im fianlly really getting excited. I miss him so much its not even funny and well we have for the most part fixed things between us so we are doin really good. I just hope things stay that way cuz I dont want to fight with him or take the chance of losing him. My new family is finally gonna be together for the first time...thats gonna be awesome.

Choose Life
Morning everyone.. I've finally decided what i'm doing with my life, imagine that. I am gonna study to become a cardiac technologist. It means giving up alot.. and moving all the way to bloem.. but it's going to be awesome. I'll get to work in a hospital everyday. My boyfriend and I broke up on Thursday.. after i got really wasted with a friend and forgot about meeting him at the movies. This doesn't ever happen to me, but it was Greg's birthday and things just got out of hand pretty quick. I have decided that my career comes first from now on. Yesterday was the 3 month anniversary of me being back in PE.. and life is great here. I still miss Darren, I guess a part of me always will. R.I.P my best friend.. To everyone who actually bothers to read these, keep well.. keep safe.. xxx

Single Again!
Well, I was seeing a guy that lived in St. Louis, Missouri. Well, tonight he told me he didn't know what he wanted and broke up with me. So Here I am Single again. It sucks not having someone to hanging out and stuff. Starting to think I belong being single.

Silver Leash Part 1
I wrote this for someOne very special to me. I hope He enjoys it. *Smiles softly* I wait for You, rushing to kneel beside Your chair as I hear Your car in the driveway. I watch the door, dark red hair cascading down straight back, head held high, hands palms up on slightly parted thighs, wearing only a silver collar with a silver engraved padlock, silver leash laying in my hands. Deep blue eyes sparkle with emotion as Your key hits the lock, small smile starting to tease the corners of full pink lips. The face turns up expectantly as You walk in the door, looking to my place, smiling softly at seeing me as I’ve been instructed to be. You step out of Your shoes, then Your shirt slides off Your shoulders, pants following in a trail from the door to stand in front of me. You reach Your hand out, I lay the leash across Your palm, head falling back to expose the collar. You attach the leash to the collar, lean down to gently kiss my forehead, my deep blue eyes closing slowly. As Y

About Me P2
Gah I just wrote a whole long thing on me and slid my finger the wrong way on the mousepad and it erased the whole thing...son of a...Anyway I know it's been a while since I wrote the first part of this but there's been alot of things going on. First of the girl situation has only gotten worse since then. I really can't say a whole lot as there is high volume readership of things like this. I just wish sometimes that she'd walk into my life and end all my unhappiness and pain. That my search would finally be over...no more questions...no more of the crazies...no more heartbreak. Along with the relationship situation getting worse so have my grades. Accounting, Intro to Comp Sci(which I apparently totally don't understand C++), and Christian Scriptures have all taken a dive. Spanish will be taking a dive before long as well I know. I keep trying but I feel like some days it would just be better to quit and save myself and my family the stress and financial burden. I'm very clos

Omg.. Am I Crazy Or What...
Well.. It's been decided, Me and my roomate are going to quit smoking weed for 7 days! Starting Tuesday. Think it sounds easy?? NO It's.. I mean.. I've been smoking weed for 7 yrs every single day... thats my thing... I get off work. I get baked. Why am I doing this? Because I want to feel that same feeling I did when Ifirst started Smoking it.. RIPPED!! Im going to smoke a big fatty next tuesday! and it's going to feel.. Umm.. I'll Keep Ya posted.. lol ANy comments?? Luves Ya .. ASH xoxox

30 Bedroom Busters
woot woot... Keepinn just in case i ever need.. hahaha Share your deepest fantasies with each other. Kiss with your eyes open.. Extend your foreplay time... considerably. Play truth or dare but keep your questions steered towards the topic at hand. Make love by only candlelight. Try ice... Spend $100 on lingerie. Take a bath or shower together. Write a sensual love story about you and your partner. Leave it for them to read. Use whipped cream... Stay the night at a hotel with a hot tub. Make it a point to touch every inch of your lover's body. Learn more about aphrodisiacs. Give your love a sensual massage. Buy a few love making technique books and read them together. Compliment your love on how they look and while making love. Do a strip dance for them. Spend a day teasing your partner. Make love somewhere other than your home. Experiment with different types of kisses. When your

Bitch
some peeps would disagree and say I'm 100% bitch You Are 60% Bitchy Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out! Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it. How Bitchy Are You?

Barney = Satan
1. Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2. Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3. Extract all Roman Numerals: CVVLDIV 4. Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 5. Add all the numbers: 666 6. Thus, Barney is Satan

Look And Join
=== '~~Vixen~~is stoned' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-01 22:17:19'.. > > > > Enter the HOTTEST LOSTCHERRY TITTY CONTEST!!! > Send link of pic you want to use to Big Dood!! > 1st place gets Furry handcuffs and a Romantic Dinner > > 2nd place gets A Rose and Edible undies > > 3rd place gets Box of chocolates > > > FIRST 20 GIRLS TO RESPOND GET IN > > ENTRANTS BEGIN NOW AND END WEDNESDAY 9 pm > > > LET'S GET IT STARTED > Rob Zombie - Brick House 2003 (FeaturAudio Codes From AcousticSpot.com > > > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:43:41') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:48:17') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 21:49:37') > (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~is stoned' on '2006-10-01 21:51:32') > (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-01 21:56:04') > (repost of original by 'the big dood' on '2006-10-01 22:01:00') > (repost of original by 'nw bbw' on '2006-1

Signs That You May Be A Bubba Wiccan...
You might be practicing Bubba Wicca if ... 1. You are out in the woods and the Horned God appears to you and it takes you more than 30 seconds to put down your deer rifle. 2. You've ever duct-taped an outhouse and called it a sweat lodge. 3. You run out of candles and then get the emergency flares out of your trunk. 4. Your altar is made from the front bumper of your old Chevy pick-up. 5. You begin your Circle by calling for quarters to be placed in the beer fund jar. 6. You enter a skyclad circle with the words, In Perfect Love and Perfect Lust. 7. You close a circle with the words "Hot damn, let's party!" 8. You get most of your spiritual wisdom about the cycles of nature from Bill Dance bass fishing shows. 9. You watch NASCAR for its karmic revelation. 10. Your ritual robes are made of weatherproof camouflage. 11. Your revel fire causes the smokejumpers to fly in. 12. The only herb you use has to be planted in the middle of nowhere.

Why M&m's Are Wiccan
* MM = Merry Meet * Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of seasons * Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same chocolate, because we are all related. * Associations with the colors: o Red = South o Green = West o Dark Brown = North o Yellow = East o Orange = For the Solar God o Light Brown = For the Earth Mother (Copper Woman) o Blue = Sky Father * Rotate the M & M: o M = 13th letter of alphabet, and there are 13 witches in a coven o 3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of moon o W = Witchcraft, Wiccan o E = Enlightenment, Enchantment of chocolate * "Melt in your mouth, not in your hand"--God/dess's love must be experienced directly to appreciate. Also, God/dess will take care of you. * Sweetness to remind us of how sweet the love of the God and Goddess is!

Seducer
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

You Might Be A Pagan If:
1. When you're sworn in in court, you bring your own grimoire. 2. You've been seen talking to cats. They talk back. You understand what they're saying. 3. When asked if you believe in God, you ask, "Which one?" 4. You know what "widdershins" means. You apply it. 5. You have an entire spice cabinet and you don't cook. You know that laurel and bay leaves are the same thing. 6. You have a frequent buyer card at the local antique bookstore. The proprietor of said bookstore picks out anything to do with the Celts and saves it for you. 7. You think Mercedes Lackey should be a cultural icon. 8. You know that there are exceptions to the laws of physics. You've caused them. 9. The first thing your guests say is, "My, that's a nice... altar... you have there." 10. On Halloween, you yell "Happy New Year!" at passers-by. 11. You know that Christmas trees were originally pagan symbols. That's why you bought one. 12. You have friends who say they are el

Sloganizer....what's Your Slogan?!?!?!
Found this really neat site...sloganizer.net go check it out and find out what your slogan is!! Here are a few of mine, lol ~Amanda keeps going, and going, and going...~ «Amanda on the outside, tasty on the inside.» «The Amanda effect.» «Where's your Amanda?»

Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic....
1. You've started buying rice and toilet paper in bulk. Your parents attribute this to a gastrointestinal problem. 2. "Virgin" has a different meaning for you than most people. 3. When filling out forms, you list your occupation as "unconventional conventionist" and nationality as "Transylvanian." 4. At family reunions you substitute the Hokey Pokey with the Time Warp. 5. You were disappointed to learn that Denton, Ohio is not a real place. 6. The salesclerks at the local lingerie shop know you by name... and you're a guy. 7. You brought a water pistol to "Titanic", trying to encourage audience participation. 8. When watching "Spin City", you have an uncontrollable urge to yell "ASSHOLE!" at Barry Bostwick. Your concerned roommates think this is a form of Tourrett's. 9. At a Carly Simon concert, you shout "SAY IT! SAY IT!" during "Anticipation." 10. You've considered buying stock in Scott brand toilet paper. 11. You start wondering: Whatever d

This Is What The Internet Is For!
Alan's company recently landed a small contract (ten hours per month) to manage and administer the network at an insurance agency. The previous company -- well, actually, guy -- worked full-time as a network administrator at the local university and had been servicing the agency for the past ten years in his spare time. An out-of-state job offer left him no longer able to service the agency. A couple weeks before the contract started, Alan received a frantic call from the insurance agency: the system was completely down and Ishmael (let's call him) had already relocated a few time zones away. Within the hour, Alan was on-site, receiving a crash-course in their system. He learned that no system meant no quoting and no servicing and that was not good because it meant no business. Alan also received a crash course in their network. It was a mangled patchwork of DOS-based file servers (yes, in 2006), daisy-chained routers, and workstations with multiple network cards cross-patched to

Life In General
My other half came up to me the other day and said she wanted to try different things in our relationship. I asked what she meant by that and she said she wanted us to meet other partners and than bring home what we learn to use on each other. I admit i was skeptical at first but agreed and we set guidelines to follow. Well she has met a guy and I let her do her thing with him. Wow!! she came home to me that night and we had the best sex we have ever experienced. So far she is the only one that has found someone else but if the sex is that good i don't care :)

Poem For A Special Person
A Goddess in Mortal Form Fields of Lilies are quite an attraction, But you my sweet are pure perfection, You fill my day with smiles and hugs, Making me happy while you gently tug, At my heart strings without even knowing, How much I adore you and care for you so. You mean so much to me it’s hard to explain, Whenever I’m with you, you take away the pain, Of living a life sad and alone, You make me smile when we talk on the phone, Your laugh is intoxicating and I love to partake, An angel you are and you forever will make, Me fall for you more and more each day, There is nothing about you I would ever change, For in my eyes you are a Goddess

Kids
Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little 5 year old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we-- Give a child the gift of our time... A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who sa

Signs That Your In The Wrong Religion
1. Prayer books contain nothing but show tunes. 2. In church, they pass a "specimen plate." 3. Their main prophet is scamming on your girlfriend. 4. You must kneel and pray five times a day facing Redmond, Washington. 5. The *only* food that you're allowed to eat is pork. 6. "The first reading is from the Book of Newt..." 7. Your position in the afterlife depends on how many cleaning products you sell here on earth. 8. Larry King's birthday is the High Holy Day for the year. 9. Your new messiah claims to have fed the multitudes with a bucket of chicken, some fries, and a Big Gulp. 10. Even though they taste heavenly, you're pretty sure Malomars are not a sacrament. 11. All the commandments begin, "You might be a sinner if..." 12. "Sinner of the Week" eligible for valuable prizes. 13. Constant fear that the elders will discover the laptop you've got squirreled away in the buggy shed. 14. Frequency of circumcision increased from once

Wanna Be A Hellsouth Gurl??!! Read!!
put you on the DJKRIS2FUR.COM site,and anywhere online that I promote the label,its just for a chance to be seen,but when we prosper we will do a shoot with you,and you will earn prizes and pay! contact me on yahoo id is DJKRIS2FUR CALL ME 1-772-871-2541 iF You can get to PORT SAINT LUCIE,FOR A pre-shoot,that would be great... be creative,no nudity in shoots.. I want this to appeal to all music lovers.. please be 18+!! If you want to do nudity,we can always do that,but for that its 21+ !!! thanks,looking forward 2 hearing from u! DJKRIS2FUR OF HELLSOUTH RECORDS!!!

Lost In Love
Lost in love Where does it end Life without that one true love Keeps your life spinning Fragile and broken that is all we are One person comes in and we can all fall apart Where does this pain end WHere does this heart ache end Two hearts so close to one another Then a problem arises and seperates them forever Life alone Life alone Life with no existence just sitting at home When her passions peaked and mine were intertwined FOr a brief moment we thought another may come alive My insides twirled with happiness Hers were scared and how could we do it We wouldnt be alone Life has taught us many things We need money for everything Money cant buy happiness Money cant buy love Money cant show you deep in the mountains making love Money is the make or break scenario When we are free to do as we know THis case ended in money stronger than love Its to bad it hurts like hell to let go of one you love Money cant buy my happiness back Just someone truly loving me fo

Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day. 15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day. 14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland. 13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn. 12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs. 11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step. 10. Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination. 9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building. 8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap. 7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head." 6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators

Hidden Talent
Your Hidden Talent You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words. You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel. People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation. When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Vegas (ya Have To Live Here To Appreciate This)
FOR THOSE OF US WHO LIVE HERE, I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS HILARIOUS....FOR PEOPLE WHO RECEIVE THIS AND DO NOT LIVE HERE BUT VISIT OCCASSIONALLY, THIS WILL HELP TO EXPLAIN WHY WE ACT THE WAY WE DO....ENJOY! HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE WEEKEND AND PLEASE, DRIVE SAFELY AND TAKE THE RIGHT EXIT OFF THE FREEWAY (OOPS, MY East Coast ROOTS ARE SHOWING), I MEAN BELTWAY. RULES FOR LIVING IN LAS VEGAS!! First, it's pronounced LOSS VAYGUS, nev-ADDA (not nev-AH-da). It doesn't matter how they say it in other places, You live HERE Now. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Las Vegas has no set traffic rules. There's no book about them. All you can do is get in your car and hope you survive ! It's impossible to drive around a block and wind up on the same street that you started on! The Chamber of Commerce calls this a "scenic drive". The 8:00 am rush hour is 4:30 am to 11:30 am. The 5:00 pm rush hour is 11:30 am to 10:15 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning an

Your Father Might Be A Witch If ...
Your Father Might Be A Witch If ... 1. He uses a screwdriver for an athame because everything in the house is falling apart. 2. He chants spells before and while opening a box for the new toy; in hopes that the instructions are in English and that he can follow them. 3. He now uses candles and wine as seduction tools for casting a circle around his wife; convincing her that he is invoking the Goddess within her. 4. His book of shadows now consists of instructions on what to do when mom decides to take off for the day. 5. He tells everyone they need haircuts; so secretly he can cast spells like: the baby will sleep the whole night through, and the wife will get her "before she was pregnant" sex drive back. 6. He replaced wine and cake with beer and potato chips.

Your Mother Might Be A Witch If ...
Your Mother Might Be A Witch If ... 1. She uses a butterknife for an athame, so that it won't harm any little hands. 2. She uses birthday candles; one, they are more economical; two, they can finish burning out by the time the child wakes up from their nap. 3. She starts to chant to the tunes of nursery rhymes. 4. When she invokes a Goddess, she first asks that the Goddess not wake up her child. 5. She begins every spell with "Don't let the baby wake up before this spell is cast" and ends the spell with "Blessed be the Goddess for keeping the baby asleep! So mote it be!" 6. When she wants to call the quarters she uses Legos; since they do come in blue, green, red and yellow. She simply builds a tower when calling the quarter, then kicks the tower over when she is finished. 7. Her ceremonial clothes are anything in the house that is still clean. 8. She uses essential oils on the baby wipes for her cleansing baths before rites. 9. She replaces the ca

The Big Move
well were still tryin to get situated in our new place livin with my sis in law for now. still unpackin and this is the sucky part i hate unpackin or packin for that matter. were always babysittin so dont have too much time to do anything either. then on top of all that lookin for a job and tryin to get my license. anyways still tryin to get things straight maybe eventually.

Contests What Is This For
just wondered why all these contests arfe for ? is it popularity or something else who cares anyway just be happy with who you are not for having the biggest boobs, butt smile etc get a life

Thanks For All The Emails!
To Whom It May Concern: I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answe

Spell To Stop Web Addiction
Many good folk have found themselves ensnared in a growing web of computer generated artifice and glamoury. While computers are sometimes a useful tool, one must take care to have a healthy relationship with them. If you have found that they seem to be draining your time and energy away, or slowly invading your soul, then this spell is for you. If you are seeing pixels, icons, and dialog boxes in your dreams, it may already be too late, but give this spell a try anyway. 1. Seat your self comfortably in front of your computer, turn it on, and start one of your favorite programs. Light a candle somewhere in plain view. Non photo blue is the best color for the candle, though any color will do. 2. Breathe deeply in sets of five breaths until you feel light headed and jumpy. (Actually other numbers than five will work. It is important that the number be greater than three and NOT a power of two (2,4,8,16... etc) since computers are ruled by powers of two. Prime numbers work best,

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I wrote this in March of 2002, I wanted to share this here with you. Rest in Peace all Victims of September 11, 2001. There's nothing I can do There's nothing I can say To make the pain fade Or the memories go away Of where I was that day When the angels cried Because so many people died No words I can find No actions to take to help me change my mind About my madness Overcome by sadness Horrified with disbelief I lose count of the many souls On that day lost dreams and goals Mothers and Fathers Children and Grandchildren Husbands and Wives I watched all helplessly Of their untimely demise Friends who were dear That were once here All are now gone The damage has been done Time to start over again I think this is the worst it's ever been I created man in my own image Built him of strength and courage I'm helpless as a man As powerful as your God There is nothing I can say Nothing I can do To make this okay Or to explain why and what we're g

Can't Sleep
I can't go to sleep because I am distracted by the television. I am watching True Life: I use Steroids on MTV. Now if you are using steroids, would you really want to announce it to the world? The one guy is using them to help him get the cover of Men's Fitness, but if they were to find out about his steroid usage, wouldn't they not let me him be on the cover because of that? I don't think those magazines condone steroid usage. Oh well, just a random blog. Another reason why I can't sleep is probably because I took a 3 hour nap after work lol. Today was such a wasted day. I HATE when I do that. I worked til 4, it was terrible, came home, ate dinner, slept, and now here I am. I wish I would of done SOMETHING. Oh well, gotta be up for class in about 5 hours. All the fun of life and college. Show's back on! :)

Home?
"Someday this war's gonna end. That would be just fine with the boys out in the desert. They weren't looking for anything more than a way home. Trouble is, I've been back there, and I knew that it just didn't exist anymore.

Undies
Your Lucky Underwear is Blue You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first. What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Top Ten Reasons Beer Is Better The Religion
10. If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying to give it to someone else. 9. You can prove that you have a beer. 8. It is against the law to offer beer to little children who are not old enough to think for themselves. 7. Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer. 6. If you have a beer, you don't have to wait over 2000 years for another one. 5. There are many federal laws that make them print the truth on beer labels. 4. No one will kill you for not drinking beer. 3. Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex. 2. There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer. 1. If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!

Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan By Brian Briggs Redmond, WA - Microsoft purchased evil from Satan for $2.7 billion after many months of tough negotiations. "We've been after Satan for some time," said CEO Steve Ballmer. "Negotiations were tough, but I think both Microsoft and the Prince of Darkness are happy with this deal." Microsoft already controls 15% of the evil market, and with this purchase that number nears 100%. The Department of Justice voiced concerns over one corporation controlling so much evil, and launched investigations. "We feel that there are real opportunities with evil, and that when evil is integrated into our next generation of Windows products consumers will appreciate evil on their desktop," said Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. "Businesses haven't been able to fully realize their evil potential. With evil integrated into Office XP, corporations big and small will begin to see enhanced evil productivity." "Evil is a real growing market," market

The End
THE END BY THE DOORS This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand In a...desperate land Lost in a romance...wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain..........

Top 13 Reasons To Become A Witch
13. I live for persecution! 12. I'm a night person at heart. 11. We respect our elders... and alders, and willows, and oaks... 10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil. 9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day! 8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows. 7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead). 6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback... 5. Double the deities, double the fun! 4. We get more holidays. 3. Brooms get great mileage. 2. We were here first! 1. BELTANE!!!

A Nightmare
A Dream i had last night............ I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor, my dream. That's my nightmare, that snail, Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.

Candy Hearts
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie" You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone. A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people Your flirting style: 100% natural What turns you off: serious relationship talks Why you're hot: you're totally addicting What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Then Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you. 6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else because, well..., you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

This Is About Me If You Dont Know Me
Hmm my real name is Jordan but i go by blondie or bubbles. blondie cause im a blonde and i really act like one most of the time, and bubbles because me and some of my bestest buddies are the power puff girls, and i just so happen to be bubbles...never would of guessed that. anyways i like to joke around and im sarcastic 50% of the time i say something when im in a good mood. when im in a bad mood then i never joke im kinda mean and i really dont care whats happening in your like...but thats not to often. When im hyper you should hide...im not gunna say why...blossom, berries, buttercup, kate , brad, ect...youll know why :P lol. anyways im 5''8'(mwuahaha im taller then lots of people) im 13 im in 8th grade and amazingly im pretty smart. I just dont act it because...idk thats just the way i am. oh and i think its really stupid to act different around different people. im me 24/7 like it or not. if you dont like me TOO BAD its your problem not mine...get a life and move on!!! jeez. lol a

Users!
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No .. wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: ! Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, dammit! =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the print

What You Don't Know Can't Hurt What You Aren't Knowing.
Sometimes I feel that there isn't much truth to things said influenced by a "shit-ton" of Prozac and benzodiazipines. What does all this mean you ask? Goddamn medicated whores! That's not actually what I was gonna write, but it sounded good to me. I say fuck all them pills, just fuckin' twak somebody in the damn head with a tack hammer and everything's all kinds of gravy. The logic behind this theory is simple: You start actin' all crazy, BLAM!!...(tack hammer). Start freakin' out at the department store cause you think everyone is starin' at you, BLAM!!..(tack hammer). A little on edge and thinkin' about killin' 15 people at the post office BLAM!!!...(tack hammer). Why spend all your hard earned "stacks" i.e. "Them dollars hoe", when you can just get a good ole smack upside the fuckin' dome with that "tack hammer 4real"? I mean how many times will you act crazy again after that? After that 1st one why ask for another? SImple solution to a very complicated situation. But what if w

Words
"Coven" is an Anglo-Saxon word from which "covent" or "convent" is derived, and simply means, " a meeting for specific religious ceremony." In a prayer, one asks the Deity to listen while she talks; in meditation one listens while the Diety speaks.

Nothing To Look Back On
Ya know what, being alive in these days is a great thing, but what I still feel missing is any kind of personal history. I mean I have no knowledge of any cultural traditions, or even my family, on either side. Aside from my mother’s maiden name; a name descendent from Commodore Perry, the guy who came over to Japan and basically forced them into opening their ports and strong-arming them into trade with western societies. That’s it. The only cultural reference I have in my heritage, that I know about, is a bully. I know being an American is great, but it also kills any kind of cultural understanding. My father’s side is blank, and my mother’s side has just that little nugget. I mean, there is great history in places like Rome, The British isles, Japan, Native America, China, India, Egypt, Mexico and central America (Aztec and Incan), Nomadic tribes from the Africas, Aboriginal Australia, Polynesians. The list goes on and on. And American history is all but an adopted off-shoot of many

Lies All Lies
i lay a wake and wonder at night what the price of all of our petty perceptions are love so often misunderstood and forgotten in the hurricane that is life the word that leaves dreams shattered on the rocks and hearts torn to peaces but if you have found true love real love then you holdd more treasure and power then any other person i have ever known and for that i am jealous of you in a way i am not sure you can comprehend i hope and pray for you and your love and pray that in this world of cruelty you make it and the light you carry with you i hope you make it shine as bright as the brightest stars what is it we do in the world around us what are we creating in our life?? and why is it we cant we just lett go of our iner hiding places? do people want to be found by tehr sor do we live i shells hiding from the light of who we are what is the truest weapon we have in our fight against the shadows of our souls? is it not truth in and of itself

A New One,,,,,,
In French......Je me sens que seul........... Je me sens que seul et moi esperez que quelqu' um m'aime vraiment pour qui je suis et pas ce qui ai obtenu je. J'espere qu'un de toi prendra le temps de me connaitre pour qui je suis.

I Know What Youre Going To Say
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Secret Talent? MY RESULT:Reading People's Minds Bet you already knew that, right? There’s not really any point in explaining any more of this to you, since you probably already know what we’d say. But if you’re one of those non-believers, who’s still not even sure you have ESP, we recommend you open your mind and start exploring your new-found talent. Great places to start: phone conversations with your crush, final exam week, and, of course, “Jeopardy.” Take This Quiz!

Birth Month
most of these are so true about me:) What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You? NovemberHas lots of extraordinary ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinkforward. Unique. brilliant. Sharp thinking. Fine, strong clairvoyance. make good doctors. Dynamic. Secretive. Inquisitive. Know how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative. amiable. Brave. generous. Patient. Stubborn. hardhearted. Determined. Never quit. Hardly become angry unless provoked. Love to be alone. Think differently. Sharp-minded. Motivate self. Dont appreciate praises. Highspirited. Well-built, tough. Deep love, emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest. Keepsecrets. Cant control emotions. Unpredictable.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Men...
I'm sure by now you've all heard that joke.. "Men are like..." Well I come across a man that fits into almost every one of the "Men are like...." jokes. Men are like mascara, they run at the first sign of emotion.... thank you calais casanova... your an asshat. Speaking of Men... College Math Sucks ass because Doug Eppler is the biggest dick on the face of the earth.. he's more of an asshat then my ex, who is now ignoring me because my Irish temper got the best of me and I went off on him over some stuff that he has said.. men.. asshats... sorry to all of you men who read this.. if anyone reads this at all...

Mans Best Friend
Mans best friend is a dog they are loyal always greet you when you get home always cheer you up when your down. Greet you with a great big kiss & always there no matter what. They love their walks play with balls & whatever else. I wouldnt be without a dog now even if i wanted to just the best sometimes are better than people. Dont back stab or answer back or ever give up on you i love dogs to bits

Sexiest Eyes Results
DUE TO THE RECENT TIE IN THE CONTEST HELD BETWEEN WHITERIDER AND DJ INFERNO I, QUEENBITCH HAVE DECLARED THEM BOTH TO BE WINNERS.. WHITERIDER FOR SEXIEST BLUE EYES! DJ INFERNO FOR SEXIEST GREEN EYES! AND DUE TO THE EARLIER CONTESTS WHERE CHAMELION WON 2ND PLACE IN BOTH HE IS DECLARED SEXIEST BROWN EYES! TY TO E1 WHO VOTED AND RATED FOR THE GUYS IN ALL THE CONTESTS IT WAS FUN DOING IT! PLZ STOP BY THEIR PAGES AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE! White Rider®™@ LostCherry †DJ INFERNO †@ LostCherry Chamelion - 38DDDs` BoyToy & BodyGuard / QueenBitch`s LC Lizard Bitch!!! - NOT FEELIN` WELL, BBL!!@ LostCherry

Die
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Peacefully In Your Sleep You’re smart, you're healthy and you don’t let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime.Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.” Take This Quiz!

Under The Moonlight 2
~I starts with a gentle blow on the tropical wind in the air,as the white sand brushes thru your hair, as we walk along to moonlight path shores of the clear blue sea of which your eyes can see, i hold your hand along the way as the waves wahes away our footprints in the sand, when i turn to look deeply into your eyes a can see the mare reflection of the moon for the love we share i nthis moment is true, oh how im spending every moment here with you..as we walk away from the sea i notice only one pair of footsteps in the sands...its not the you was a dream or the moonlight playin tricks with my heart,its only cuz when the times got rough for you i was there to carry you in my arms as you kiss my tender lips without a care in the world you trouble seem pointless as your in the arms of your true love kissing under the Moonlight~ > (4 that Speacial Sum1)BC > Written by Andrew > A.k.A. Rickay Swavae

Omg I'm Gonna Be Devoured By Wolves
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Devoured By Wolves You’re not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. That’s why you’re gonna be wolf meat. Studies have shown that you’re twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so you’re a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Don’t feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And don’t carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies. Take This Quiz!

She's Really Terrific
My story and my ex Cole and Jen have been waiting for Christmas break since the school year started. They made plans to go to Cole’s parents’ condo in Beaver Creek for the week, just the two of them. They have been dating for almost 6months now. They go to different schools so they don’t get to see each other that much during the week, mostly on the weekends. Cole is a junior and Jen a senior, so this week should be a pretty wild one, full of sex and adventure. Cole picked up Jen Friday after school and they headed for Beaver Creek, which is about a 3 hour drive from where they live. On the way there the two of them were starting to get a little excited about the thought of being alone together for a whole week. About half way there, Jen decided that she would try to help Cole relax a little bit. So she leaned over and unbuttoned his jeans. Cole was all for this, so he had Jen hold the wheel while he pulled his jeans and boxers down a bit so she would have easier access. He too

Devoured By Wolves
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... How Will You Die? MY RESULT:Devoured By Wolves You’re not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. That’s why you’re gonna be wolf meat. Studies have shown that you’re twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so you’re a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Don’t feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And don’t carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies. Take This Quiz!

Hi I Wanna Find My Angel Back
Baby if I am near you I don’t want to miss the opportunity I have, I will hold you, and I will kiss you. You are really beautiful such an Angel down to the earth. I really like to see your sensual body you have now. Will you give me your hot picture to make me good sleep this night, please contact me I will fuck you deeply rather than other people done to you, I have 18 Inc. chat with me on aiqo2006@hotmail.com. I am a man who really adores love and fun. I don’t want to let time roll without any mean. I just want to find happiness and fun in all my whole life. I adore woman and girls very much. I like sensual, beautiful, sexy and mature woman. I don’t know why? But it’s my life, I don’t want somebody interfere on it I admire woman who has the same sense and really adore love and affection as well. They must like love and fun also happiness. They must like sensual thing and making love. They must able to satisfy me in the bed.

Had A Great Time This Weekend
Well my weekend was pretty good. Had family reunion got to see cousins and aunts and uncles that i have not seen in a year.And that was really fun watched my aunt who is 58 play volley ball and it was pretty funny and she fell in a hole while playing so that was funny and she was laughing so that is all good..We also had horse shoes and the kids went swimming and so it was all good...We had alot of food to much though..Brought alot of it home with me that is for sure.That night we drank and played poker for fun..My cousins and my husband and me it was a blast we laughed so hard and had os much fun. Well the weekend is over and it all back to work for all of us...Well some of us leave the house to work but i get to stay home and work since that is what i do for a living is home child care..lol...Lucky me since i love kids so much it is really fun....Well i am off thought you might like to know what I did this weekend.. Love Suzie

The Sexy Test
This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 23 [ ] 24 [ ] 25 [ ] 26 [ ] 27 [ ] 28 [ ] 29 [ ] 30 [ ] 31 [ ] 32 [ ] 33 [ ] other ___ How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Or [ ] Both Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Attractive] Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck Me [ ] Go out [ ] Make Love Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - )

I Wish...
I wish I could be seen for who I was without color. I wish I could be heard without words. I wish I could be held by the wind that the world exhales. I wish that my pain can drift away like that of a calm running stream. I wish that my love would be enough. These are merely all wishes, dreams even. We all may have these as whatever, but this was my simple list. I guess it means nothing in the end what I have done to show the one's I love my heart.~NFA

Ozzy(see You On The Other Side)
See You On The Other Side Lyrics Artist(Band):Ozzy Osbourne Voices, a thousand, thousand voices Whispering, the time has passed for choices Golden days are passing over, yeah I can't seem to see you baby Although my eyes are open wide But I know I'll see you once more When I see you, I'll see you on the other side Yes, I'll see you, I'll see you on the other side Leaving, I hate to see you cry Grieving, I hate to say goodbye Dust and ash forever, yeah Though I know we must be parted As sure as stars are in the sky I'm gonna see YOU when it comes to glory And I'll see you, I'll see you on the other side Yes I'll see you, I'll see you on the other side Never thought I'd feel like this Strange to be alone, yeah But we'll be together Carved in stone, carved in stone, carved in stone Hold me, hold me tight, I'm falling Far away. Distant voices calling I'm so cold. I need you darling, yeah I was down, but now I'm flying Straight across the great d

Is She Replacing Me?
I wrote this poem tonight on 10/01/2006. Please read and tell me what you think about it and then repost it so that others may see it and can tell me what they think about it. I am going through a rough time right now and I always put my feelings down in a poem. Thanks everyone. IS SHE REPLACING ME I sit here waiting on you to make up your mind One week, one month, one year When will you once again be mine? When will you be here? I feel as though I've been replaced. You never have time for me. Are your feelings that misplaced? How worried should I be? Everything we used to do together. The places we'd go, the people we'd see. Will those be ours again ever Or has she replaced me? Her name I always hear. Mine is always last. My biggest fear I'm fading away fast. Does it have to be? PLease come home now. Is she replacing me? Please say no way, no how.

This Is Getting Out Of Hand!
ok, seriously folks..the contests are getting waaaayyyyyyyyy out of hand here. Now, in the beginning, they were normal, run of the mill contests. BUT NOW...jeeeez!! We have contests like "best cum shot"????? WTF is that? Nasty. I got something in my shoutbox earlier with a link to "go vote for me please" I went to the link, and it was some chicks cootch. And the post was from a guy!! hmmmm. NOW If I am going to vote on someone in a contest, I have some personal rules I follow...I vote on what I think is the best. Not because someone told me too, or someone is on my friends list. And I certainly do NOT vote on the X rated contests. They are just fucking rediculous. I mean the actually had a best cootch contest!! Best whing wang contest, get a grip!! lol. These contests are getting very childish, and resiculous! It kind of reminds me of Voting for the High School year book peeps..you know..biggest flirt, prettiest smile..etc. Anyway, I am ranting and raving over here, but this shit is re

Temp 2 Hire
I was being scartastic.. and silly with a bit of humor in the following. (laughing) If this offends you because you use others.. then don't read it. lmao As a nice guy.. I have "people" to help me with idots that try and take advantage of me on the constant basis. So.. my friend came up with this.. Make a girl fill out a resume'. Real name.. job.. etc.. references.. (yes like a real job) The girl has 90 days to prove herself to a guy. (works the other way too btw) lol The woman in fred's case.. didn't even pass the 2 weeks of probation!!.. so .. If I were an evil man.. i'd do this.. In an email or text.. Dear Nancy.. aka ( club name) fantasia.. I thought we clicked.. I saw you on the dance floor we talked .. Thought you liked me.. I wanted to take you to dinner.. Yes even take your friend or kids. But you like to use me.. My service has informed me that you didn't make the 2 day call grace period. You were suppose

An Erotic Story
There he sat, the most exquisite specimen of man I had seen in a long time. There was just something about his look that gave me a tingle in between my legs. He was slowly sipping his coffee and reading the sports section of the USA Today. As I sat there drinking my orange juice and nibbling on my muffin, I wondered if such a man would have any interest in me at all. I didn't think I could possibly be his type. He must have felt me staring, and looked my direction. He caught my gaze, and our eyes met. Something came over me, and I felt incredibly brazen just then. I flashed him my most dazzling smile, and to my delight, he smiled back. He went back to reading, and I went back to my muffin for a minute. Something about him made me want to look again. So there I was staring once more. He again caught me, and this time, we lingered a bit longer. "Stop it," I told myself, "You are probably creeping him out, rather than turning him on." So, I went back to my muffin, and tried to

The Facts I Am Still Learning
As a mother of 4 one would think i know a lot about being a parent, but the fact of the matter is i am still learning, and will continue to learn every day as my children grow older. In the past week i have learned no matter how sick you are, your children come 1st and formost in your life, I may have been on my last leg this week finally giving in and going to the ER and getting a shot for pain and some meds to deal with my own illness i have gotten from the rude fuckers who came to my house sick. Tonight i learned a valuable lesson when it comes to Kenedi our 6 month old daughter When she hurts, when she is sick, when she is clogged up. I feel her pain. Although i cannot relive the sickness itself, i can Aleviate the symtpoms she is going through. I sat in the livingroom with her on the couch in front of me, with 3 different kinds of medicine, as i cursed my aunt while my daughter lay in front of me crying to the point of almost losing her small fragile voice. Dropper after d

Check Out The Witches And Pagan Louge
This is somewhat a new group that I (we) have came up with not to long ago. It's for all types of witches and pagans alike where they can talk amoungst themselves (hopefully)about anything. there is one rule that I am seriuos about and thats There is no swearing (you will be warned once) or putting any body down and if soo I will personally delete you out of the group (if I catch u) doing anything that negative talking at all. I want this to be a positive place for everyone that comes in and becomes a member here. I came w/this so we all can enjoy each others company and maybe even learn from each other as well. Here is the link if u are having a hard time getting there. The Witches & Pagans Lounge Is now Open Brightest Blessings, Mistress Isis