A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
>garbage bags with her, one in each hand.
>
>There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill
>flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops
>her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
>
>"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
> can still find the others bills that fell out. Thanks for the warning!"
>
>"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
>"Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back
> yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's
>
> a game a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
>beds!"
>
>"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
>time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, $20 or off
>
>it comes!"
>
>"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!
>
>"By the way, what's in the other bag?"
>
>"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
>
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