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The Soldiers Christmas
~Night Before Christmas~ T'was the night before Christmas, He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house, Made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, With presents to give, And to see just who, In this home did live. I looked all about, A strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, Not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, Just boots filled with sand, On the wall hung pictures, Of far distant lands. With medals and badges, Awards of all kinds, A sober thought, Came through my mind. For this house was different, It was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, Once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, Silent, alone, Curled up on the floor, In this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, The room in such disorder, Not how I pictured, A home of a soldier. Was this the hero, Of whom I'd just read?, Curled up on a poncho, The floor for a bed? I realized the families, That I saw thi

Hooah!
WOO HOO!!! IM HAPPY! Current mood: ecstatic so dispite the shit in the last few blogs, i am in a great mood! My life is TOTALLY looking up! david and i went to talk to the recruiters today. IM JOINING THE ARMY! i'm going to go active duty. i havent signed anything yet, but im stoked about it! this is something that i have wanted to do for awhile now. the thing that was holding me back was honestly the lack of support. my parents didnt support me when i told them that i was going to just talk to the af recruiters when i was back in NC. but guess what mom and dad? my husband supports me 10000000000% and he knows that i can do it! anyone who knows me knows that once i put my mind to something i can get the shit done with perfection! i want to get stationed at fort campbell and i more than likely will, but we will see. i have to go back on the 27th to talk to the female recruiter. i gotta get back in shape. i am hoping that i get all the crap done with before my baby red

Friends By Kmk
[CHORUS] It don't matter where you've been Just focus on where you're going Most people you think are friends Ain't there when the tough gets going Remember to keep your friends Be wise with those you've chosen 'Cause only your closest friends Are there when the going gets tough When I think about it the definition change Back in the old days it wasn't quite the same Or maybe it was but on another level Still pushing dirt with a different type of shovel Loyalty, trust, unconditional foundation Builds everlasting bonds and relations I've got friends I haven't seen in years I'd die for tonight forget and have a couple beers On the other hand you never know where you stand With certain types of friends they'll sell you out for some ends Or some pussy or some weed or a business transaction Some use words but I prefer action I'm a break you off like an old school playa My x-ray vision helps me see through the layers Of you fakes, phonies, lies and deception Ask Mat

To All My Friends
well i want to thanks all my friends that are coming to my site and rating and commenting on my pics . i will have new ones soon. the people that come by everyday are very special people to me and i am trying to get my way down my list of friends to wish them a good christmas and happy new year so bare with me and i will get to u asap. well i am going now but i will be back.

Sex
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

A Piece Of A Poem I Wrote
...I think it was Thoreau who said most men lead lives of quiet desperation, and it’s true that I verge on the unseemly in my desperation for you. Never to taste your lips in life, I dream of them instead, So soft. A little gentle touch, nothing more, Lying between cool white cotton sheets, eye to eye, legs tangled slanting sunlight through Venetian blinds, slightly angled betrayed by a thousand floating motes of dust drifting to the floor.

Let The Sunshine By Kmk
Kid Talking] Daddy, why are people dropping bombs on each other? I don't understand.... [Hook] Some like sunshine, some like rain Some like pleasure, and some like pain Some like peace, and some like war And some don't even know what they're fightin' for What you're fighting for, what you're fightin for Do you even really know? What you're fighting for ohhhh, ohhhhh What you're fighting for [Verse 1] All I wanna do is live this beautiful life Feel free, with my girl, my friends and family Spend my peace and love and truth and unity Tryin' to stop all the violence and the wars overseas People come, people go I know decisive shit But I can't be depressed over someone else's nonsense There's no reason, or time, for me to be Mad or sad, said do you even really know? [Hook] Some like sunshine, some like rain Some like pleasure, and some like pain Some like peace, and some like war And some don't even know what they're fightin' for What you're fighting for, w

Great Song
Amazing Grace, how sweet the Earth That bore a witch like me. I once was burned, now I survive Was hung and now I sing. "Twas Grace that drew down the moon And Grace that raised the seas. The magic in the peoples' will Will set our mother free. We face the East and breathe the winds That move across the Earth. From gentle breeze to hurricane, Our breath will bring forth change. Turn toward the South and feel the fire That burns in you and me. The spirit's flame will rise again And burn eternally. We greet the West, our souls awash In tides of primal birth. Our tears and blood, our pain and love Will cleanse and heal the Earth. Reach to the North and know your roots Down deep ancestral caves. We find the wisdom of the Crone, "Of circles we are made." Amazing Earth, enduring life, From death unto rebirth. 'Tis Earth I am and Earth I love, And Earth I'll always be. Amazing Grace, how sweet the Earth That bore witches like we. We once were burned

Wisconsin
Being born and rasied for the most part, much less living most of my life in Wisconsin I was very excited to see how the elections would turn out. Thinking that finally Wisconsin might step out of the narrowminded ways. Well, what do you know I was wrong. I seen a ad against same sex marriages and I was repluse that they used tradition as an excuse to cover their fear and ignorance for same sex marriages. And who's tradition is that, what do you know the church. Though Wisconsin is the beer state and has been going through mass change due to the hardships of the farms they still let fear and blind faith lead them. The worst part is what right does anyone have to say that they can't marry the one they love. I don't want anyone telling me I can't get married. Just because the sex of a couple isn't up to the conformist standards of the church. If you don't get a job because of your sex it is called DISCRIMINATION, and that is wrong and can be dealt with by legal repercussio

Past
Does this have any meaning to anyone Standing alone bathed in the blood of the moon Sorrow's tears mix with blood so pure hope is born As the flame ignites one falls to thy knees In awe, because for an instant the weight of the world is lifted With a slight bow of the head the weight gladly returns Though the weight is hefty it is an honor worthy or baring Maybe again will love help carry the burden No matter how heavy, no matter how difficult The honor of the burden will be carried By the strength of sorrow's tears mixed with the blood of the moon Fueled by hope itself Graciously accepting the burden one stands To carry forth into a world that shall never know Nor remember the one who carries Their hopes and keeps their fears at bay Quietly with a slight smile and a remaining tear Upon a cheek of one who alone carries the weight of the world Slips into the unknowing bustling crowd Maybe again love shall come to wipe away That last tear

Life
What does this mean to anyone A name floats from the lips of angels Only one's name could draw such power True Love's name Yearning to be known But they are not allowed to linger Waiting ears left unenlightened By their knowledge Yet the fear subsides And the tears no longer well Eyes clear to show the everlasting Pain of betrayal Quietly wince As each stake is pounded deeper Through flesh and bone Not even a whimper escapes as the tears begin to flow With the first touch of tear to blood A song of hope and love seep From sorrowful lips As the cross is lifted With the Kindling set round The torches draw near But even the heavens open To quench the flames with Angel's tears And one doth Step froth from the crowd Returning the cross to the ground As the stakes are pulled From flesh and bone The light of hope, love and faith Show through A crumpled figure rises from the ground Blood soaked and tear streaked Yet the song prevails Struggling for balanc

Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS AND A SPECIAL MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY SPECIAL CHERRY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE LOTS OF LUV YOU ALL OF YOU HOPE YOUR HOLIDAYS ARE FILLED WITH LOTS OF JOY AND PEACE KISSES AND HUGS

See You On The Battlefield...
Yep, this time again. This weeks song is a song I can't stop listening to these days and it's BATTLEFIELD by Blind Guardian Song Name - Battlefield Artist - Blind Guardian Album - A Night At The Opera Song Number - 2 of 11 Song Length - 5:37 Lyrics It cannot be seen But there's blood on the green Only god knows I'm innocent Take me, take me home A dark seed reigns in me Like the storm rules over the sea I challenge thee, do not cross this bridge alone Don't dare me now The threatening shadows will pass by There're getting closer now Open your eyes Wake up my dear young friend And hate shall fade away I will not move, yet I'll stand still, instead There on the battlefield he stands Down on the battlefield he's lost And on the battlefield it ends War and anger shall reign The clash of iron can be heard By blindness you're driven insane I'm lost in anguish and grief Sorrow won't wane 'til you die A shattered body deeply hurt And darknes

The Way I Fell
so i sit here woundering will i ever make it out wiil i ever get there i dont no but i will try liveing to the day i die woundring did i do the right thing thinking was i there anof i will never no but life is here and i will try tell the end of time do you see the light can you here the calling can you see my crys i am lost in this world and i dont no why!!

100 More Questions Answered, Lots About My Quirky Ass
1.What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? A Scotch Sour 2. Do you follow college football? Pretty much, THE Ohio State University 3. How many miles does your car have on it about 15,000 on my TrailBlazer My Honda Prelude is a Frankenstein of Parts, the body is dented and has like 190,000 miles on it, though the engine, transmission, and entire drive train are brand new….so about 20,000 miles, maybe. 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message and what was it about? Ashley, private bueiness, can’t talk about it, nun-ya-business. 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool? At Dave’s party in Pennsylvania I think… 6. Are you happy? Yes I think I am. 7. Where was the last place you went shopping? Micro Center…computer store…looking at the new Dual-Processor G5 MAC with a 30” Cinema Screen…freaking sexy ass setup, and it’s under $5000…which isn’t actually bad. 8. How do you feel about your hair? It’s short and super. 9. Where do you work? Fo

Bored With Life
I am bored with my life right now. I love the way everything is going but my life isn't exciting anymore. I can pretty much figure out what is going to happen everyday now. Even work is fun anymore. The only thing fun in my life is my kids. I miss not knowing what the next day could be like. I miss hanging out with my bros and my other friends. Hell I even miss going to Gamefrog and playing Halo 1 and 2 for about 3 hours. Maybe life will get better for me in 2007.

My Heart Is An Ocean Away
Amongst the bullets and the blood There is a man who has my heart Through all the troubles and trials I know that if he just comes home safe All will be fine He is my rock he is my love Even still between the bullets and the bombs He worries about me and how I am doing Yet the only I crave him and only him He has something of mine I just can't get back

Never Going To Get There
Current mood: depressed So i think i am going to brun for all the shit i did! not nowing were it will end maybe i will wil be spared then agen you neve no were you will end up at you no life is like a big game you play it some times you win some times you loese you never no what life will bring you the only thing you know for sure is that your going to die and win that time comes you well look back and say i am glad i was here for all the pain and all the good but wish that you could do it all over agen so win you think it has ended it hasnt it has just begon!!!

Lol Men
am a man and only a man win you go out you no you are who you are and what you are the only way the one way just do it make it dont brack it some times we fackit some times we dont we are evil not all here in this world we are men the only thing on earth that can kill for fun can take you down we are men do you want the world do you want your life we are me maybe we will take it maybe we will fuck it but in the end we are men.

My Anger
quiet my job got in a fight i dont now whats going to happen? is tierd and was wating on you to get here i dont no i just did wokup with fire in my eyes and ready to take the world down i am righting my frstrasons out trying to main tang trying to make it go away not nowing if i was rone or i was right i sit here crying thinking of god and what he would do not knowing were the devil lerks knowing at ever corner there will be hert not noing were to stop only going farther to the won, the place you seek win you are hert the way out is nere take me take me to the place i do not fear for there only will i be free!

The Devil Is Comeing
quiet my job got in a fight i dont now whats going to happen is tierd and was wating on you to get here i dont no i just did wokup with fire in my eyes and ready to take the world down i am righting my frstrasons out trying to main tang trying to make it go away not nowing if i was rone or i was right i sit here and cry thinking of god and what he would do not noing were the devil lerks knowing at ever corner there will be hert not noing were to stop only going farther to the won the place you seek win you are hert the way out is nere take me take me to the place i do nt fear for there only will i be free!

Thanx Morphingbutterfly
saw an angel in the mist,shining so bright none could miss,her beauty so rare an so pure,soft an tender a friend all could desire Its gifts like this that make me love coming on here all the nasty negative words said from horrid ppl disapear when i realize what great friends i have thanx Morphingbutterfly i love it

God V The Devil
eligel imagrents are here they are every were they make ur country littel do you no they are the back bone of the us and we will never win they are here and we are here wy cant we just love one anther and live in pice you no the rasesom is bad you no we cant live like this but we still do maybe some day we will under stand why we are here and why we are ner the world is here but whats out there all ways thinking out of this world never knowing were to go my life is long and god is nere so leve the fear and heat in the past dont give in to the devils crys in the end you will die? or will you be saved!!

A Long Winded Survey For The Shit Of It
ABOUT ME Full Name: J. Thomas Birthday: September 4, 1972 Birthplace: Durant, Oklahoma (home of the whopper) Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Black Height and Weight: 6-foot-tall and 1-fat-bastard Right or Left Handed: Right Heritage: Native American and Honkey Worst Habit: touching my Christian parts in the shower Shoe Size: 13 Shoes You Wore Today: my black sneakers Innie or Outie: Innie Weakness: pretty eyes and star wars Fears: spiders, heights, and Ryan Seacrest Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Beef on a crispy crust Thoughts First Waking Up: “Aww shit, I gotta get on that Bowflex today!” Best Physical Feature: my fingers (ask around, she’ll tell ya) MY FAVORITES Color: Black Food: Italian and Nachos (fuck I love nachos) Sport: HOCKEY!! GO PENS!! Animal: Titmouse Candy: Zots Song: Tom Waits – The Return of Jackie and Judy Gum: sugar free bubble, dont care what brand Holiday: Festivus (for the rest of us) Season: Winter Radio

Life And The Adidect
today is the day the moment of trueth theres no truning back i will make it i will not give in to temptason i will move forwerd in sted of back theres only one way to get there and no comeing back today is the day i quiet smokeing the day of reckaning the day i put my self to the test we will see if god will exseed or will the devil get my soul its to erlay to tell but one thing for sure god is there for me! 6:58 AM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

Let Me No?
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When is the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this in your blog and see what I say about you?

New York City 12-16-06
So, I went to New York on Saturday with my mom! It was sooo much fun! Did some shopping for my friends and the boyfriend ~lol~ and some for myself haha... got me some clothes! There was a protest which was kinda scary there were gangs and everyhting there, but I'm not quite sure what the protest was about if anyone knows comment me and tell me! I love New York sometimes I seriously wish I lived there ya know? People know what I mean if they live there it is sooo rad! I wish I lived in a big city! The only thing that frightens me is crossing the street lol I just cross when everyone else does! My mom and me know exactly where we are going too we have been going up there for my birthday for like 6 years now I think! After getting back on the R&J bus it felt good to be going back home though cuz my legs and arms were killing me form walking and carrying all the stuff I bought it was crazzy stuff! Well, that was my exciting Saturday! Everyone that checks this and reads this b

Plz. Vote For Kizmit In The Military Christmas Tag Contest
HOWDY FOLKS: YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT IN THE HABIT OF ASKING FOR FAVORS OF MY FRIENDS BUT TODAY I WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP. PLZ. VOTE FOR A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE, KIZMIT, IN THE MILITARY CHRISTMAS TAG CONTEST. KIZMIT'S A GREAT TAGGER AS WELL AS A VERY DECENT AND KIND PERSON TO BOOT. SO PLZ. DO ME THIS SOLID FAVOR AND TAKE A FEW MOMENTS TO COMMENT BOMB HER ENTRY IN BOO BOO RIDER'S CONTEST. EVEN IF ALL YOU HAVE TIME FOR IS A FEW COMMENTS, PLZ. LEAVE SOME VOTES FOR HER. THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT MY FRIENDS CAN SHOW FOR THIS GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAY SEASON EVERYONE. HERE IS THE LINK TO KIZMIT'S CONTEST ENTRY:

Well Im Bored Thats Subject Enough.....
OMG WHAT A DAY I COULDNT EVEN GET OUT MY OWN DAMNED WAY...YOU EVER HAVE A DAY WHERE YOU JUST WANNA COVER YOUR HEAD BACK UP AND GO BACK TO SLEEP AND FORGET THE DAY???? I MEAN REALY IM TELLING YOU I DIDNT CARE TO GET OUT THE BED TODAY...IM STILL IN MY DAMNED PAJAMMAS...LMAO BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER BECAUSE IM ALONE TODAY AND IT IS PEACEFUL AND QUIET...AND NOBODY IS BUGGING ME FOR NOTHING AND I CAN CHAT, CHAT, CHAT UNTIL MY HEARTS CONTENT BUT MY QUIET PLACE WILL BE OVER SOON & MY ROOMIES WILL BE HOME SOON BITCHING AND MOANING ABNOUT WHAT A CRAPPY DAY THEY HAD....HA HA HA LITTLE DO THEY KNOW I AM NOT SO HAPPY MYSELF...BUT I WILL BE...I AM A TOUGH BITCH...AND ILL GET THROUGH IT AS USUAL...HOPE YOU GOT THE MEANING HERE............I GOT YOU ALL AND THATS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE GETTING OUT OF BED...........IN OTHER WORDS I APPRECIATE ALL MY INTERNET PALS...AND LOVE YOU EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU.....SMOOCHES TAMMY

Jeff Foxworthy On Alberta
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you may live in Alberta. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you may live in Alberta. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you may live in Alberta. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Alberta. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Alberta. You Know You Are A TRUE Albertan When: 1. "Vacation" means going south past Calgary for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. (That is SO true!!) 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again. 5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

It's Almost Here.....
Well Christmas is almost here. I can't believe how fast this year has gone. It's almost over! Christmas is less than a week away. My kids are ready but I'm not. LOL! They are ready to open the gifts. Speaking of, Bucky's last present came in the mail today. I didn't think it was going to come. The place said that I needed to pay first, but I guess they changed their minds. Good for me though. I was really upset that I couldn't get him what I wanted to. Now it's over! I got it! Under the tree and he has NO IDEA that it's there. :D He thinks that I just got my brother something else. Which I did, but he doesn't know that he got something too! I can't wait until everyone opens their gifts Monday morning. I think that everyone will be very happy with what they have. Well, I'm outta here. Time to go and play with the kiddos. Have a great day to you all. Lots of love and peace. Merry Christmas from Ria!!!

Unbelievable - Trips To The Emergency Room... Sad, But True...
Trips to the Emergency Room Unbelievable - TRIPS TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM... Sad, but true... FEMALE SOFA ----- A 500lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. No Joke! PRICKLY PAIR----- OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a hardened mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel ?!!. The concrete then harden

Lonely
Why am I so lonely? Sitting on my bed; in the dark like I was dead. Being lonely is not fun; you should only be lonely when your life is done. But even then you should not be lonely; that is something that most people told me. Being lonely upsets me sometimes, but I guess it depends on what goes through your minds. I'm not lonely my life is just shattered; like big clumps of thunder that have just clattered. Thunder from the storm that is just ending; What kind of message is this sending? Just to tell you I am not a foney, I really am lonely.

Ouch
AFTER THEIR 11TH CHILD, AN ALABAMA COUPLE DECIDED THAT WAS ENOUGH AS THEY COULD NOT AFFORD A LARGER BED. SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS VETERINARIAN AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS COUSIN DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN. THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM BUT THAT IT WAS EXPENSIVE. A LESS COSTLY ALTERNATIVE," SAID THE DOCTOR, "IS TO GO HOME, GET A CHERRY BOMB." (FIREWORKS ARE LEGAL IN ALABAMA ) "LIGHT IT, PUT IT IN A BEER CAN, THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO YOUR EAR AND C OUNT TO 10." THE ALABAMIAN SAID, "I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST TOOL IN THE SHED, Doc, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A CHERRY BOMB IN A BEER CAN NEXT TO MY EAR IS GOING TO HELP ME." "TRUST ME," SAID THE DOCTOR. SO THE MAN WENT HOME, LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND PUT IT IN A BEER CAN. HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR AND BEGAN TO COUNT "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED, PLACED THE BEER CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND RESU

What Kind Of Person You Are?
You scored as Fun. Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!Fun94%Nice81%Outgoing69%Shy56%Immature38%mean25%Dramatic13%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Weekend
random thoughts in my head little wishes to be dead through my mind in an instant race too fast to control the pace tangled in reality death to me a fantasy lost within my own pain drowning in the falling rain wondering if what i really crave is to be left alone in my grave

Sword Of Truth
Sword of Truth -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Wizard's First Rule * People are stupid. ... they will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Wizard's Second Rule * The greatest harm can result from the best intentions. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Wizard's Third Rule * Passion rules reason. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Wizard's Fourth Rule * There is magic in sincere forgiveness -- the magic to heal! ... in the forgiveness you grant, and more so in the forgiveness you receive ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Wizard's Fifth Rule * Mind what people do, not only what they say. ... deeds will betray a lie ...

Sarcasm
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

Some Things Men Can Say When Getting Caught Looking At Another Woman
"I can't believe that outfit she is wearing"; (said disdainfully). "Look at that guy!... Over there... behind the woman." "I think that's a man dressed as a woman!" "Isn't that the actress from the movie Delicatessen?" (Chances are she hasn't seen that movie - and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her. "I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined a convent (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut case." "Help me, I got something in my eye... can't see a thing!" "Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you. Boy am I glad I ever got away from her. What a moron." "I was just thinking how I felt sorry for her - since she can never hold a candle to you!" (This one might only get you punched, but its worth a try.) "Do you think she's prettier than me?" (Give her a taste of her own medicine!)

Broken Hearted
My love is gone, my one true love. It is a now pigeon once was a dove. We are now apart which will now be forever he was my boyfriend and also my lover. I will sure miss him the light is now dim, we will never be together again. That is in the mind of most men. He did not die I just lost his love; even though I have someone elses it's just not enough. I love him so much it really hurts my heart, It feels like someone shot me with a rusty dart. He broke his promise by going with someone, now I know our relationship is done. You know who I'm talking about I don't have to say. This is the end of my poem , that was the end of my day.

I Am Fairly New
here but..there are some messed up things going on here!! i have been a member or cherrylicious all request radio and they are AWESOME!! and now it seems as though there is a station out there copying what these people have done and thats just not right at all!! what has happend is there were 2 owners dj HOOCHIE and dj tormented...dj tormented was fired yesterday cause she apparently couldnt handle what true friends were all about .. and she is now with a new station which btw is the copycat station!! all of the misfits that dj HOOCHIE fired are all over there and thats fine but what i dont like is they are talking crap about a person who has busted her ass for CLR and dont deserve being treated this way!! everyone that is left on staff at CLR rocks!!! those over at that other lounge well heres a bit of advice.....GROW UP AND GET YOUR OWN THOUGHTS STOP COPYING OFF OF CHERRYLICIOUS RADIO!! you people will drop to dj tormenteds feet like dogs in heat and thats just pathetic!!! GROW UP PL

This Is Real Sh-t From The News!!!!
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation. Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances. The side effects of such changes to the body include: Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time Lower back pain Stress / Anxiety Thinning hair / Hair Loss Soft / Weak Erection Premature Eja

Everbody's Lives Are Just
Everybodys lives are just big old dreams well to me anyways thats what it seems. Even though nothing happens the way you want it to usually dreams do what you tell them to do. Maybe my dreams will go well some day; hopefully soon I just wish today. What is there to do until then? I could just sit here and do nothing ever again. Life is a pain and it always will be; no matter what happens you'll see ! Your life could be good, your life could be bad, your life could be happy or even be sad, but no matter how your life is now, you know it could turn out better! Your friends and family are in your dreams see already it's getting better. Sometimes life can be a scream, that's why they call it a life long dream.

This Is Scary...lol...
Im sitting here watching the idiot box, TV for the idiot box impared...lol... And I see this commercial on that slaps me in the face... What was the commercial you ask??? Well Ill be glad to tell you after the commercial break.. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia.... Yes folks, it was a Chia Pets commercial....Can you believe those things have been around for 25 years??? Great Caesar's Ghost....I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw that commercial... Are we that lame as a society that we still get our rocks off to having Chia Pets 25 years later??? God help us if we are...

Perfct Kisser
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel84%Mermaid67%Faerie50%WereWolf17%Demon17%Dragon17%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

50 More Juvenile Quesions Answered...
1.First off, what's your name? Ashy Larry, i'm goin from ashy to classy baby.... 2. Ok, but what do people call you? E. Just E, not E-Money, E-Dizzle, E-Wizzle, JUST E. 3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces? No, that's fucking scary... 4. Who is the fourth missed call on your call log? I don't know, I don't look at that shit. 5. If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to? I would not, my brown eyes are the best. 6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?: A Pond, and my ringer is a frog croaking, ribbit, ribbit....nobody has that shit, it's balla. 7. What do you have handy at your bedside everynight?: A loaded .40 cal semi-auto, just cause I can. 8. What was the last text message you sent? She did what? For how much? 9. What do you want for Christmas? A new Z06 Corvette, in TRIPLE BLACK...but I won't buy it for another few months.... :( 10. Do you have your tree up yet? Yeah, whatever...i'm the grinch, I hate X-mas. 11. Do

The Right (r) And Wrong (w) Things To Say To A Man After Sex
R: You're the one W: Next. R: You really know how to satisfy a woman. W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane? R: You're the best I've ever had. W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl. R: What color are your eyes? W: Is my discharge still brown? R: You make me forget my problems. W: You make me forget I'm just 15. R: I think we should go away for the weekend. W: I think we should go to the clinic. R: I love you. W: I love you.

Romance Or Realist
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

Can't Wait
My husband is gonna be getting me a digital cam soon, I've been waiting for sometime now for one of these an well it's that time.....lol... I'll be getting some resent pictures up of the family an I, before to long..

The World In My Eyes...
Let me take you on a trip.. Around the world and back.. And you won't have to move.. You just sit still... Now let your mind do the walking... And let my body do the talking.. Let me show you the world in my eyes I'll take you to the highest mountain.. To the depths of the deepest sea.. And we won't need a map........ Believe me Now let my body do the moving.... And let my hands do the soothing... Let me show you the world in my eyes Let me put you on a ship... On a long, long trip... Your lips close to my lips... All the islands in the ocean__ All the heaven's in motion__ Let me show you the world in my eyes [/ That's all there is*** Nothing more than you can touch now....... That's all there is..... Let me show you the world in my eyes depeche mode -

The 18th ~ Don't Know
I don't really know why i am writing this one except out of ure boredum. It's 11PM here and I have nothing to do, but that's okay because I'm leaving town tomorrow, and i'll find stuff to do then. At any rate, I do hope everyone is having a simply wonderful holiday season and everything. What's everyone been up to? also, I would like to make sure that everyone knows something... If you want a reply from me, you're more likely to get one if you send me a message rather than a comment! I get so many comments that it's hard to keep up with them and it's just easier if you send me a message so that I can reply on my leisure. and it's here and now I will say, Thank you everyone for the fabulous comments you leave me! although I don't get to reply to each and every one, I do read them at least! One last thing, if you want me to rate your pictures and such, I will! Just tell me because I don't always get around to everyone. ] Thanks, and happy holidays everyone!

In Loving Memory Of Leia
leia ann moore Leia was my baby redtailed boa..she was 6months old and about 2 feet long..she was priesos never hissed at me...on thrusday last week we had a hurican storm that nocked out for going on 5 days and no heat...she will be missed by some and loved by all...thank all of you who suppoed me throgh this ordeil and i just recived a call from my landlord he hooked up anakin to the generator...so he now has heat without being trasfered.....i praying to god and thanking him for leting him stay with us....... jessie~jedi

Drama
Why do women make life so difficult sometimes. For the last month I've been spending a lot of time with a friend of mine. She just got out of a relationship and has been saying how she doesn't want a relationship. We talk several times a day. I spend time with her a couple times a week. We sleep together, both in the biblical sense and in the literal sense. Ultimately I'd like to be in a relationship again, but at this point I just want some companionship. So after all this talk about not wanting anything more from anyone, why is she about to get into a relationship with some guy she met on Yahoo personals? And why the hell has she been sneaking around about it behind my back? I'm supposed to be her best male friend. The worst part is she keeps saying that these perverted things he says reminds her of things I've said. Only the things I've said have been in the context of sexual activity. She told him she wanted to take a nap and he said, so you want to get naked? The worst part of the

Romance Or Realistic
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

A Poem For A Friend
You may have lost a loved one and you know he'll never be forgten. He will always be in your heart and he will always be in your mind. He may be gone in human form, but will always be with you in spirit. He will thank you for any life that you have givin him. He will always love you, He will remember you and never forget you. You are his life and will always be in his heart. IN MEMORY OF: ZACHARIAH MALLET D.O.B. 12-30-05 R.I.P 12-31-05 YOU ARE MISSED

A Beautiful Thing
A beautiful thing in your eyes. Something you thought you would never see. Something so small, something so sweet, something with the tiniest hands and the tiniest feet. A wonderful mirical, the sweetest joy it didn't matter if it was a girl or a boy. All that matters is the love in your heart, the care in your hugs, the trust in your eyes. Over to you the biggest surprise. A beautiful baby and it's all yours to cherish forever more and more. Written for the adoptive parents of my baby Riley.

A Love For One
A loss for one, but a find for another. Still a love for all. Going through 9 months of pregnancy and not really having a feel for it. It's a sad thing, but knowing that you can help someone else by giving them something they could never have. It makes everyone feel good, knowing that your baby will be in good hands, being loved with everything you couldnt give it. Adoption really is a wonderful thing. It may hurt for a while , but you know you did the right thing. I know I did. And I know I made a family very happy.

Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's there Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer Take second best Put me to the test Things on your chest You need to confess I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus... Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus Reach out and touch faith

Old People
ok so its no secret that i cook for a bunch of elderly people.. but sometimes they really make me a little bit angry comin to my kitchen just before breakfast or lunch and asking for something different then what is on the menu that day i dont care but if they would just ask me a little earlier than five minutes to time to feed them... o well i guess thats the way it goes. i dont get to mad at them i guess but just one day of one of them not doing that would be great.. ok i feel better now i got that off my chest lol.

Which Are You? I'm An Elf!
You scored as Elf. You are a Elf.. Not as wise as a wizard, but wiser than any other race. You are respectful, graceful, and pleasant. You're main power use is magic but you are good at fighting and ranging too. (ranging being you're speciality in fighting) which is one thing you have over a wizard. Elf83%Wizard75%Dark Magic User58%Human54%Dwarf50%Nymph25%What Mystcial Medieval race are you?!(Kool Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

Paper Hero
I can save the world if I want to thats what ill do I can save you from the world youre in I can pull you thru but then the lights shine on me and they see me for who I am Im just a paper hero living a lie a shell of a man So go back where you found me and leave me to die find yourself another savior one that catches your eye cuz sooner or later they all see me for who I am im just a paper hero living a lie a shell of a man

I Love Him
WEN THE SKY IS GREEN, WHEN THE SKY IS BLUE , ITS THE ONLY REASON I THINK OF YOU. DEEP INSIDE, DEEP WITHIN, MY HEART ONLY SHOUTS OUT FOR WHO IT REALLY LOVES. AND THE REASON WHY I THINK OF U, IS BECUASE I AM DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. IT SHOUTS FOR YOUR NAME IT CALLS OUT FOR U FOR I HAVE FALLEN FOR YOUR LOVE AND NOW THAT I THINK OF U AT THIS MOMENT AND EVERY SECOND THAT I AM AFRAID TO LOSE YOUR POSESION AND LOVE THAT U HAVE GIVEN ME ~KALYLA~

This Weekend
This weekend has been a long one... most assuredly. I am worn thin and quite tired. I usually enjoy the holidays but I find myself wishing they would hurry up and pass. Peace and quiet sounds good to me right about now. I haven't had time to check everything.. or to reply to everyone.. but don't worry. I haven't forgotten anyone and I do plan on commenting everyone back. I just need some free time to do that. So.. until then, know that you are all LOVED! X's & O's J

Well Figured Bloigging Is Needed
Well to all cherry tappers and friends This is a first for me in many ways i do not blog but damn why not. So to all your Christmas and bedtime wishes may they all come through to me and to you. best wishes happy haolidays and merry christmas

Saved Agin
So over the past few days the city I live in was in complete darkness. No power. Even this morning the temperature on my front porch was 21 degrees. The Safeways (our local grocery) was on back-up generators which enabled a bit of help for so many allthough after the first day the store shelves were all but wiped clean. Anyone who was in need of or looking to get gas had to find their way to some place that still had power and even then many gas stations ran out of fuel. We were lucky. Allthough we were without power, our heat and our stove are gas as well as our hot water heater. We were still able to cook and keep warm. So many were not as fortunate. I found this short time very humbling. All the businesses that were shut down, the many who suffered through without heat or even the bare necessities. The people who didn't survive. My thoughts go out to their loved ones. Where my anger lies is with those who took advantage. The man

Check Out My New Backroud All ...
check it out.....and i have a favore to ask everyone here reading this...please pray for me ...my snakes are going on day 5 with no power...im not sure how they are doing i will upsdate everyone when i know more

Not Really
So today was a pretty exciting day for me... i got to go the court house and file for a Divorce after beeing married for almost five years.... yeah i know how fun.... well he is getting served his papers tonight and i am really nervious to how he is going to respond to it.... so wish me luck that it will go good....

Advice To Women From Men:
...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one. ...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials. ...Please don't drive when you're not driving. ...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline ...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference! ...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine

When U Have To Choose.
Where do we go now I'm standing here, wondering how, it wasn't supposed to happen like this, it wasn't supposed to happen at all. So here I stand, in the shower hands against the shower wall, water beating on my back, crying, screaming, just trying to figure out where I am, it's like I'm in a fog, I know exactly where I am, but I have no idea how I got here or whats going on around me. I'm sorry you all must be so confused by all this so OK let me rewind time and start from the beginning. September 15, 2006 - Binghamton was getting slammed by one hell of a late season storm, it had knocked out power all over the city. So being the Delta's we are, we decided to call up the Alpha's (our brother frat) and have a black-out party. You would be amazed at how word can travel on campus even though there is hardly any power or phones. I think by 9pm we had something like 200 people there and by 11pm almost 400, good numbers for a Alpha, Delta party, considering there was no power. I mean

A Man's Guide To What A Woman Is Really Saying:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. .... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE. My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.

To All The Ladies
AT THIS POINT IN TIME I AM LISTENING TO THE INSTRUMENTAL FOR " COMPUTER LOVE," AND I WOULD LIKE TO ALL THOSE LADIES THAT WOULD LIKE TO LISTEN......... THIS IS COMPUTER LOVE; JUST YOU AND I. I'M IN MY PRIVATE ROOM AND I INVITE YOU IN MA. LET ME TURN DOWN THE LIGHT SO IT DON'T HURT YOUR EYES. PUT SOME SLOW GROOVES ON, A LIL TOUCH OF BARRY WHITE. GOT THE CHAMPAGNE CHILLIN ON THE SIDE. GOTTA MAKE SURE THE MOOD IS RIGHT FOR THIS ENDLESS NIGHT. NOW TAKE THIS JOURNEY WITH ME, OVER THE PASSIONATE SEA, INTO THE LAND WHERE THE LOVERS BE. I'LL DO MORE THAN TOUCH YOUR FLESH; LAY YOUR SOUL TO REST. HAVE YOUR MIND LIKE, " I NEVER FELT LOVE LIKE THIS." BEFORE WE GET TO THE END, LETS START WITH THE KISS. HAVE YOUR THOUGHTS LOST IN THE MISS FROM A SIMPLE KISS. PULL YOUR BODY CLOSE; HOLD YOU NICE AND TIGHT. STARE INTO YOUR EYES UNTIL YOUR CONSCIENCE LOOSE SIGHT. THIS IS A DREAM, A SIMPLE FANTASY; YOU AND ME. KISSING ON YOUR NECK AS YOU START TO CREAM. HANDS ALL OVER YOU; CAN'T CONTROL THE FLAME. TH

Group Says "fake" Fur On Coat At Macy's Is Real
Group says "fake" fur on coat at Macy's is real Sun Dec 17, 10:00 AM ET An animal rights group on Friday accused Macy's of selling a coat with a real animal fur collar even though it was advertised as fake fur. The Humane Society of the United States said a $237.99 Sean John Hooded Snorkel Jacket for sale on Macy's Web site was described as having an "imitation rabbit fur collar." But the group said when it purchased the coat, the label read "Made in China" and "genuine raccoon fur." The group said it is testing the fur to see if it is from a raccoon dog, a type of dog raised in China whose fur resembles that of a raccoon. In an e-mail statement sent to Reuters, Macy's parent Federated Department Stores Inc. said the retailer has a policy against selling dog or cat fur, and any "inappropriate or inaccurately" labeled products would be removed from its stores and Web site. "The information brought to our attention today by the Humane Society of the United States will b

For Children Who Were Broken
FOR CHILDREN WHO WERE BROKEN! FOR ADULTS WHO WERE TREATED BADLY AS CHILDREN!!!! For children who were broken, it is very hard to mend.... Our pain was rarely spoken, and we hid the truth from friends. Our parents said they loved us, But they didn't act that way. They broke our hearts, and stole our our worth, With the things they would say.... We wanted them to love us, we didn't know what we did, to make them yell at us, and hit us, AND WISH WE WEREN'T THIER KIDS....page 1 of 8

Hypothetical ~ What Would You Do?
You and a person you love deeply are placed in separate rooms with a button next to each of you. You know that you will both be killed unless one of you presses your button before 60 minutes pass; furthermore, the first person to press the button will save the other person, but will immediately be killed. What do you think you would do? Think twice about your answer ~ it isn't as simple as you first think it is...

Little Johnny
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking," Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on,.........but I like your thinking.

My Ultrasound...not The News I Was Hoping To Hear
I went to my ultrasound this afternoon and didnt exactly get the news I was hoping to hear. It would appear that I have some retained tissue in my uterus still and some fluid in my uterine lining and around the outside of my uterus as well. My dr says that can wait and see if it takes care of itself on its own since I am very close to being done with this whole thing or we can speed up the process with cytotec which will basically cause contractions and a form of labor. I am opting for the cytotec just to get it done and over with because I cant take this waiting anymore and it would appear that my body didnt handle all of it like we were hoping. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Without Love!!!
If I speak in the tongues of angels, but have not love I'm only a resounding noise If I have the gift of knowledge And if my faith moves mountains high But have not love I am nothing Though I know the One Who holds the stars in the heavens In the palm of His hand If I give all I possess To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing Without love Love's patient True love is always kind Love does not envy Never brags, it's never proud Slow to wrath, it keeps no records of wrongs against friends Love forgives We all could use forgiveness Though I know the One who holds (I know the One) The stars in the heavens In the palm of His hands If I give all I possess (All I possess) To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing (without love) oh... OOh... without love... oh Love never fails Love is true Love's the one thing that can always change you Love is patient Love is kind Love's the one reason the world s

Little Johnny
Little johnny wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him" His mom is taken by surprise and says "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." Little johnny says, "That won't work." His mom says, "Why?" Little johnny replies "Because the lady next door comes over, after you leave, and blows him back up!"

Peru Toasts Al Qaeda With Bad Bubbly
Peru toasts al Qaeda with bad bubbly Mon Dec 18, 8:18 AM ET Some Peruvian winemakers have ditched Santa Claus this festive season, instead turning to al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden to help their sales but authorities said the booze was unsafe to drink. Authorities in northern Peru this week uncovered a case of sparkling wine labeled "Bin Laden Champagne" that illegal local brewers hoped to sell at Christmas fairs for $1 a bottle. "Anyone who drunk the stuff would probably be seriously ill," said Carlos Segura, a town hall official in Chiclayo north of Lima, who had no idea why the wine was named after Bin Laden. "We tipped it into the sewers," he added.

Little Johnny Strikes Again!
She brought him to her room and said "Johnny, take off my top." and he took off her top. "Now Johnny, take off my skirt." and he took off her skirt. "Please take off my bra, Johnny." and he took off her bra. "Johnny please take off my panties." and he took off her panties. "Now Johnny please don't wear my clothes to school anymore, what were you thinking?"

Scottish Troops Must Share Scarce Kilts
Scottish troops must share scarce kilts By BEN McCONVILLE 28 minutes ago Great Scot! A shortage of ceremonial kilts could leave thousands of soldiers without a stitch of plaid to wear as they parade to the skirl of the bagpipes. Military officials said Monday that more than 5,000 Scottish soldiers are having to share their kilts because defense chiefs have not finalized a contract to buy enough of the garments to go around. The men, who face regular tours of duty in south Iraq and Afghanistan, have just 320 kilts, or one for every 15 soldiers. Combat troops wore the traditional Highland garb in battle as late as World War I, but now the plaid kilts are used in ceremonial uniform. New kilts are needed for all Scottish soldiers following the August 2006 merger of centuries-old regiments into a single Royal Regiment of Scotland. "A planned deployment of kilts will be agreed with the Royal Regiment of Scotland on a roll-out basis with ... the full program being complet

10 Men And 1 Woman
10 Men and 1 Woman (TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!) Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a > helicopter, ten men and one woman. > The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, > so they decided that one has to drop off. > Otherwise they are all going to fall. > They were not able to choose that person, but then > the woman made a very touching speech. She said that > she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because > as a woman she was used to giving up everything for > her husband and kids, and for men in general, > without ever getting anything in return. > As soon as she finished her speech, all the men > started clapping their hands...

Pure Nsfw
The sexual nature of this may be too much for conservative minds to handle !!! We meet at the door. I kiss you and you are sweet. the gentle softness of your skin is so enticing. I hold you in our heated embrace. My heart races at the thoughts of those things I want to do to you. I am carried away on thoughts of your naked body next to mine. Of fondling your breast and sucking the nipple. Of using my tongue in circles around the nipples. Of nibbling your ears and neck. Of slow kisses that lead me on down. Of the pleasure I will feel as I circle you pussy with my firm tongue.. As I flick it hard against your clit... as I feel your g spot with my finger. Working slowly at first and then faster as I see you respond.. How I love the look of ecstasy as it comes of your face... I lick harder and faster to bring you there... I know your getting there because you begin to grind into my face... I love it yes baby use me... you push my face into it harder and I am thrilled with knowing yo

Better Say Somethin' Rather Than Let Christmas Be Spoiled!!
This video was posted by Grim Reaper@ CherryTAP on the stashes and made me think a bit. Too many folks grumble that Christmas isn't what it used to be any more. Sometimes, it is what you make it to be rather it be something for your own pleasure. Be sure to speak up and enjoy Christmas before it eats you up!!! lol... Have some great holidays!! Kat

War's End!!!
WAR'S END!!! Oh, how well I know this place darkness is not a nameless face beyond immediate, it dwells within countless sorrows, where do I begin? A warrior once, I fought for light now I am chained, a prisoner of night The bonds secured and held steadfast the race over, hopes in dead last So lost, the tears refuse to fall so numb, I feel nothing at all No strength to defend I surrender, just please let it end No time, no hope, no chance for me no angels, no white knights to set me free Within myself I will retreat at last to rest in my defeat My life is like a broken toy I give nor recieve any joy I am a black hole where despair resides the haven where darkness hides Darkness will not cease or desist and I can no longer resist stalked my whole life as its prey I was caught and captured today.

F.y.i
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jinyi K Birthday: September 29, 1981 Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Multi Height: 5'4 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: if u really wanna know.. ask me The Shoes You Wore Today: does it really matter? Your Weakness: relationships.. lets leave it at that Your Fears: being alone tha rest of my life, never finding true happiness Your Perfect Pizza: dont eat pizza that much Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a job im happy with, get my car back, stay sober Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey, lol Thoughts First Waking Up: what tha hell to do today? what time is it? Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno.. you tell me! Your Bedtime: whenever i get sleepy... Your Most Missed Memory: Dallas party scene 8 or 9 yrs ago, my integra, my own place, friends from back in tha day Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's Single or Group Dates: just depends..

People And Their Opinions....
Why is it that someone gets offended when they ask your opinion and you are sincere in your answer... Just because you like it doesnt mean I have to... fuck... You asked I answered. I am just as entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Its cool that you like things I dont thats what makes us different. I just dont like saying I like something when I clearly dont. That would make me a fake now wouldnt it. Sorry, truth hurts sometimes.

My Upcoming Annual Head Shaving
Alright as alot of you know from my pictures, i do St Baldricks every year!! For those that dont know what it is, its a charity function to help raise money for childrens cancer research!! Every year i take pledges to sponsor me to get my head shaved to help support research to benefit children everywhere!!! The time is coming where i start asking for your help. If ya wanna and are able to sponsor me just let me know and i will get ya the information!!! I know some people wont be able to donate, but if you are i hope ya seriously consider it!! I hate begging but this is a great orginization that supports a very good cause!!!

Botchla
But I adore her this will never happen but I adore HER this will NEVER happen over my DEAD body of course I think ABOUT it burn my path if it does shape my body as I feel torn shape my body as I FEEL torn BROKEN and if it happens I'll BURN and crawl deeper in my hole darkness ALWAYS says hello and your BURNING BODY will light my way burning body LIGHT MY WAY

Good Day
So i had the best day ever with my boyfriend. He got to meet my lil one for the first time,and they had a blast. She was sad when we went back home,and all i kept hearing was mommy i miss him. I thought it was the sweetest moment ever

Looking For Cat That Cleans Window
I have the pup that does here. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=204508&albumid=0&i=676017931 I like the cat too. I buy you gift in return If you come across it. send it me Please. God Bless you! Thanks very much ~Mary~

Wow...something New...miranda Rights! Lol
You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Do you understand? If so, stagger randomly. Anything you do say will be ignored and quickly forgotten, because you’re not yourself right now. Do you understand? If so, let your chin drop suddenly to your chest? You have the right to consult a public relations firm before speaking to the police, and to have your PR spokesman present during questioning now or in the future. Do you understand? If so, say: ‘My umbersmand.’ If you cannot afford a public relations firm, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. Do you understand? If so, allow your eyeballs to roll back in their sockets. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without a public relations expert present? If you say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’, or make any sound at all, or say nothing, we will respect your right to remain silent and we’ll give you a ride home.

Southern Folk
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps

Out On A Bender
when your body can't hold your soul we let it out to welcome it again another lost stranger that reminds you of an old friend we all need to roam sometimes better to drift off than to sit around waiting to die the life you live is only your own where you are is always your home just stick it out no need for control if it needs a change let your soul take a stroll but follow it you may enjoy what you could never have known

More Miranda Rights
You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his persuit of you in full stride. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk. Good luck. On your mark, get set....GO!!!!!

Need Y'all Please
YEPP U GUESSED IT,I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST Y'ALL !! THIS ONE IS CALLED "SEXIEST BODY PART" SO WITH THE HELP FROM ALOT OF YOU I ENTERED MY LIPZ. NEED COMMENT BOMBERS BADLY !!! WAY DOWN !! HELP PLEASE CONTEST ENDS DECEMBER 24,2006 @ 1 PM..JUST CLICK ON MY LIPZ BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE U THERE. THANKS AGAIN IN ADVANCE FOR ALL THE VOTING/RATING ..Y'ALL ARE THE BEST XOXOXOXO

Beware How You Word Shit :p
A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Tits"

No Power For 60-odd Hours
Like a few million other people in and about the Seattle area, my power has been out for several days. I'll blog more later as there were some fun evenings with friends who had fireplaces, but right now I'm at work. I still have no internet service at home and don't know when that will be back up. Just wanted to let you all know that I survived the storm... but still can't say hello. I hope you are all well and I miss ya bunches... Jennifer

Boyfriend Applications!!!
Boyfriend Application Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Birthday: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. How would you rate your kisses? 11. What do you like best about me? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl ? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. Do you like kids? 19. Would you ever want to get married? 20. Would you take care of me if I were sick? 21. Wou

Peas.
If you can avoid renting you HOME to people, just don't do it! I'm on my days off now. Air Canada "the BELT" is kicking my ass. But wouldn't you know it, I f'in love the shit. Plus its good exercise, good bye big ass! ;) So there is a Jamaica trip in the making… going with Kristi and Don. It's their honey moon, but they wanted rad-ass people like Lawrence and I to go with them. I'm all for it. I already have the time booked off at work. Boo-ya baby! It seems like EVERYONE has their birthday in December. So here is my special shout out to the December babies! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! If you haven't taken a gander in a while, you should hit up my photo section and check out the new pictures. My hair is getting long eh? Like whoa! Do you know how much LESS drama there was in Grande Prairie… yeah. Oy. How healthy is it to be suspicious of everyone around you? TRUST NO ONE! Hahaha… Anyways, Kristi and baby James are coming by to chill and to xmas shop with me, so I should go ge

Your Black Skin On My White Skin
Your Black skin On my White skin I thought it does matter But it has no meaning I don't see color When I am with you Your Eyes are like suns They sparkle and shine. Your hands are like Velvet I yearn for our sin. The day we made love Is burnt in my brain. You took care of my feelings You Worked me so hard. I never thought I would loose my heart. The moment You kissed me I knew I was lost. Your hands on my body Our thighs as we crossed. When The world stood still When the passion Explode As you entered my body And the sheets were all tossed.While The sweat just ran That is When I cried out I was waiting for you The man of My dreams done by freakylilsnow

Voting Ends 10pm Est-still Need Your Love
I am in my first contest, please show me lots of love and vote for me in the Sexiest Older Man contest. Please click to vote for me and leave comments!!! Contest ends Monday!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&albumid=137375&i=1174833143

The Man Of My Dreams..
I rarely have largely incoherant dreams, much less of direct people. Generally it's me alone in one vast eccentric landscape or another. Too much Dali in my diet I suppose.. On occasions I have dreamt about a friend or a guy, it didn't go well. Usually betrayal or death or complete madness or some mission of doom, perhaps. I usually wake up unsure. I spent too much time dreaming up my Dark Knight I guess, for him to bother with my nightly escapades..I've always been openly sexual and then I started writing erotic horror so sex in my unconscious world was very rare. For a week now on and off I have dreamt of the most insane, vivid things. If I didn't know better (Which I don't) I'd call them normal dreams! I met someone outside a cafe, he actually saved me from getting sideswipped by a car. Chivalry is alive in faerie if nowhere else. Hard to explain all the parts. As usual alot with me was ragged at least in my memories. To my surprise this same energy..feeling was there

Baby You Are(the Longest List On Earth :p)
Baby you are: My sunny sky, My favorite high, My bed so warm, My my port in a storm, My sweetest gift, My emotional lift, My best friend, Until the end. Baby you are: My inspiration, My destination, My shining light, My day and night, My heart healer, My anger chiller, My pain reliever, My spring fever, My gem so rare, My answered prayer, My heart and soul, My life made whole, My merry-go-round, My "up" when I'm down, My best chance, My last dance, My best shot, My only shot, My energizer, My morning sun, My evening fun, My dancing partner,

Blah...
Today I feel so blah... like nothing is making me happy... I don't know if its cause i have been in the house for a few days cause its been snowing... I just feel lost and confused and sad... I dont really know how do describe it... But most the time this is the time of year I am the happiest I just dont get what my deal is... I just feel like my whole world is going to fall apart...

Psycho(a Poem About Myself For Once :p)
A killer roams in this place of Hell. Corrupting those that are doing well. He bends their souls to his evil ways. His sinister evil fuels flames of hate. The lives of many are in his hands. He is truly PSYCHO, this unknown man. He has wandered through Texas and he's in your home. A psycho killer, his purpose unknown. Feared by many and welcomed by others. He collects souls to become his evil brothers. This evil mystery of unknown origin chills my soul with his every sin. Every word you speak lets this psycho killer in. Now the time has come for all lives to END! Copyright ©2006 Crazee Motherfucker

Naked Football - A Different Perspective On The Streaker Here!!
Amazing the perspective here. The inhibitions are reversed. It has to be harder to determine who is on who's team though, wouldn't you think??? Free Video Hosting

The Wind Blows
I hear the wind blowing, and I wish you were here. Holding me in your arms, protecting me from fear. As the wind blows, my thoughts go to you. Wondering where you are. Across the sea perhaps? The wind blows, and I hide. From the world, from you. The wind blows, and I don't shiver. I realize it is you I am afraid of. Afraid I will fall, fall, fall, fall, in love. The wind of love blows, all around us. Surrounding us. And I am afraid.... Copyright ©2006 Crazee Motherfucker

Commitment
Commitment, a word I just don't understand. Goals and girls, hey I'm just a man. Some hold its hands, and others it scares. Me, I don't want to go there. Think for a minute, a lifetime with her or that. Man, I just can't handle this. If only I could solve it with a simple wish. Copyright ©2006 Crazee Motherfucker

Awakening (copied From A Bulletin)
MUCH ¢¾ to Everyone Personal Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it . . When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere, the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying, or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes, you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening... You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world, there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the proc

Fill In The Blanks And Message It Over !!!
Body: Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] let me take you home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] let me tickle you? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my gf? AM I... [_] smart? [_] cute? [_] funny? [_] cool? [_] loveable? [_] great to be with? [_] attractive?

Hey
If anyone is interested in getting paid to write blogs and stuff, let me know. Just email me your email address. Its real cool and totally legit. You will get paid from Google. Definately worth a look right? I mean you all blog here and thats cool, but why not get paid to do it?

Myyearbook Is The Shit!!
Hey! If you haven't already, you should check out www.myYearbook.com. myYearbook has a ton of features that other sites don't have, like flirting and bullying and lockers we can use to share files with each other and all our friends. Plus, if we each invite a few people, we get a free t-shirt or thong! Make sure you click my link (Join myYearbook) so I get credit for you. :)

It Just A Stupid Survey...
1. How tall are you barefoot? 5-5 1/2 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? uh,, that would be a FUCK NO 3. Do you own a gun? dont really like guns, when it comes to fighting I believe in the art of war, not a second of death. A real weapons man would be able to use any weapon besides a guns to get the job done. 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Most Parents like me, never got nervous about it 6. What do you think of hot dogs? the are made up with the same ingredients as dog food 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? christmas blows... i hate this fucking holiday 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? espresso w/ cream 9. Can you do push ups? i dont know how many... should I try? 10. Is your bathroom clean? for the most part, but my crap is all crammed into my bathroom closet..lol 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? have you seen my collection? to amazing to pick 12. Do you like painkillers? only strong ones 13. W

For My Jelly
This blog is for Beaner. I want her to listen to this song and smile. I also want her to stay here kthx. Anyhow JB this songs for you girlie:)This song is you! Just push play. I love you!!! Unwritten ------Natasha Bedingfield I am unwritten, Can't read my mind I'm undefined I'm just beginning The pen's in my hand Ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words That you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten Oh Oh, oh I break tradition Sometimes my tries Are outside the lines We've been conditioned To not make mistakes But I can't live that way o

Lol
how do you make you lover scream durring sex? call him and tell him who your with..... whats the diff. between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds whats the diff, between a hubby and a boyfriend? 45 mins. I want a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!

Shadow
Whispers in the dark in the corners of my mind all the locked boxes and guarded doors if you go down the hall a voice behind them inside them she sounds like me they don't want you around you're ugly what are you waiting for? it's never going to happen you'll always be alone alone alone she's mad because she hates you no-one will ever want you fat ugly little stupid girl and I want to scream at her this woman under my skin shadow bitch and I fight her everyday clawing at the corners and ripping down the notes trying so hard to kill her because sometimes I forget she is wrong. Copyright ©2006 Crazee Motherfucker

Today's Funny...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers u p the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out tothe kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone

Because I'm Too Lazy To Clean Up The Mumm.
I've broken the code on the mumms. 1) If someone else posted it, it must be stupid. 2) If it's a topic I've read a hundred times, my annoyance with it has less to do with the fact that I've spent the last 48 hours straight reading and inserting lame comments into the mumms than it does the fact that the person who posted it is an idiot. (That was a long sentence, you might need to read it more than once.) 3) If a mumm is something I don't like, rather than just moving on it is imperative that I insert some sort of derogatory comment about the one posting, the ones commenting and anyone else who isn't a part of my limited circle of internet "friends". Please to be commenting. I'm not likely to read the comments unless the color of your screen name is of the correct hue.

...why Does Love Hurt
so yeah, me and my hunny bunny have been together a while now but i don't feel that we're as close as we should be and used to be. I know as people grow together (considering we're both still young), sometimes they just grow apart...but this hurts so bad. i look down at my ring and wonder why things are the way they are. Why do i get short tempered with him? why does he get short tempered with me? do we even really love each other or are we together because it's easier than putting ourselves out there to be rejected? i guess i want a notebook romance, a love like corey and topanga, and a story like a walk to remember... is that too much to ask?

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life
Your Birthdate: September 28 You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it. You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter! You are very prone to love - hate relationships. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Hahahaha
whoremoans: where is my pan asian cuisine?! ->whoremoans: lmfao..msg like message LOL whoremoans: msg? like salt? ->whoremoans: nvm there it is lol ->whoremoans: where the hell is my msg hahah another awesome convo with Bobbi..aka whoremoans...read from bottom up!

The Urge To Kill
I crave the moonlight, it fills my soul with a power I do not know. I do not fight, the urge to KILL my next unsuspecting foe. I feel their essence, coursing through my veins...their life so still. I feel its presence; I slowly let them go for I've had my fill. I live, I command, I am power, and I must kill again. For in this darkened night I kill and stand. Laughing at the darkness of the night, into it I take flight. New life, that now flows within me, my power unending like the blackened sea. So it is for now and so shall it forever be. Copyright ©2006 Crazee Motherfucker

Too Funny
A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

My Way...someday...
Daylight breaks through equal bliss, all the reruns consume our history. Falling from grace, I hope you'll come sit by me. All I wish is your hand, it's the entrance to your soul. Each dream I had about you, got lost or thrown away; I can't wait forever, Can't you kiss me now? All the poems that I wrote, died and burned away. You took another man, after stealing my heart; It cracked in two, one for hate the other for you. Didn't I wait long enough? Leaving it for the perfect time. I can't look at you now, Won't you turn away? It's lonely where I am now, but I can't turn away. I think about you all the time, won't you come listen to me? Maybe one day I'll get your kiss, so I'll feel your lips, I won't let the moment pass me by, please stay as the star in my sky; Each day is lost without you. Maybe one day it'll turn out my way! Copyright©2006 Crazee Motherfucker

A Few Dating Terms Explained....read Please
A Few Dating Terms Explained DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man,usually interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few

Devoid Of Love
The night falls as if slain by the sun, stricken are we. the salvation for which you sacrifice yourself flares once, then dies, smothered by the all-encompassing dark. All hope must die. Your heart beats no more. How could you tear us asunder? Demons surround us, crying, save us from ourselves! Copyright©2006 Crazee Motherfucker

I.r.s
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do...with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls." "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to

Life. Why We Take Everything For Granted???
life. love. choices. friendship. death. drugs. war. peace. religion. politics. sex. thugs. wiggers. gangs. shoot-outs. drive-by.jobs. homeless. rich. famous. unfortunate ones. fortunate ones. all this it basically what makes up our daily life. what does that mean to you. what does it mean to know we all take everything for granted. whar cadegory are you in this. or are you a person that wants to live life as it comes to you and as some put it livestrong. when you die you die. you live till your hair falls out. what does all these thing have in common in your everyday daily living????

Lols !
5 Kinds of Sex The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. Chores on the Farm A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?" "You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs." The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans

Who Need Gift When You Have All This
The Best Thing About Christmas The Best Thing About Christmas Is When Jesus Was Born The Best Thing About Christmas Is Gathering Up With Each Other And Watch Them Open There Presents The best Thing About Christmas Is When We Think We Should Think About Others The Best Thing about Christmas Is When The Carolers Come To Your house And Listen To Them Sing The Best thing about Christmas Is When You Walk Around Delievering Presents And Wishing Them A Merry Christmas, And The Best Thing About Christmas Is When We All Share Our Love On Christmas Eve. With Love Freakylilsnow

Dear Santa
Dear Santa, Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see that on the floor There's a letter, neatly written I wonder who it's for. I quietly unfold it making sure you're still asleep, It's a Christmas list for Santa-- one my heart will always keep. It started just as always with the toys seen on TV, A new watch for your father and a winter coat for me. But as my eyes read on I could see that deep inside There were many things you wished for that your loving heart would hide. You asked if your friend Molly could have another dad; It seems her father hits her and it makes you very sad. Then you asked dear Santa if the neighbors down the street Could find a job, that he might have some food, and clothes, and heat. You saw a family on the news whose house had blown away; "Dear Santa, send them just one thing: a place where

Sleepless
Look in these eyes, It shows how I'm spending time, Blood-line designs, Follow the red over white. I'll hear, I'll taste this, Whispering misery,I'll hear, I waste, I know your not safe with me. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting I fall down, Maybe I'm selfish and blind, I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. Look and despise, Reflections telling lies, See you behind, Your stare is so sickening. I'll hear, I'll taste this, Whispering misery, I feel it take me, And i shout at you suddenly. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting I fall down, Maybe I'm selfish a

Is This Your True Love? Libra
Is This Your True Love? Check out your astrological sign's compatibility with another sign. by Dr. Turi M.D.S.U. Important note: This basic comparison chart is generated for the masses only. A Full Comparison chart involves a tremendous work and will help you to understand your business/emotional partner to great extend. Thus if you experience stress in your relationship a 90 MN taped Comparison chart between you and your lover or marriage partner is a must as to comprehend your celestial differences. This awareness will bring a huge difference in handling and understanding your partner and avoid heartaches. IMPORTANT note: the location of your Dragon's Head and tail by birth is extraordinary important and CAN NOT be addressed in these files. There is more power in your Dragon Head and Tail alone than the entire complexity of an astrological chart. Thus a soft Cancer or Pisces who inherited a self centered aggressive Tail of the Dragon in Aries or Leo will be far more

Bad Santa Replies
deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe yo

Why Love?
Why? LOVE We all have loved and lost at one time just listen to me for a min. You love someone when all you want is that person you cant get them out of your head you give up everything and I mean everything to be with them all you want is to be loved in return. Trust me I know I would give up my world to have it all back!!! You know you love them when you see all the little things and yes I am going to get crazy for a min but you will understand little things like when she paints her nails or changes her hair the way she holds your hand lightly moves her finger over yours looks into your eyes you see things on her like a bump scrape or cut she get hurt and all you do is want to tke the pain you all know it the truth some of you are even thinking of your ex while reading this so I say WHY LOVE ITS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND AND IF WE HAD MORE OF IT WE WOULD NOT BE AT WAR WE WOULD NOT HATE WE WOULD JUST LOVE ONE ANOTHER SO I WILL SAY IT ONE LAST TIME BEFOR I GO TO BED WHEN 2 PE

Boredom
Well I have nothing else to do except write right now.... Well If ya don't know by now I am 18 and I work at perdue... I am single and am not really sure if I want a boyfriend right now... I ran into my ex yesterday at my friends house that was interesting... I basically work and sleep all the time... On the weekends I go out and just drink and hang out with my friends... I love music it is one of the best things on earth... I love tattoos... I plan on eventually being covered in them.... I don't take life to serious just the parts that need to be... I am pretty easy going and love meeting new people... I want to travel and see the world... I think that'd be awesome... I want to see all the things I can because we all know we won't get out of this world alive... I realize that life is a game and there are no rules you just have to see who is the best... People say nice guys always finish last and they do...

Wild World.....
Im sitting peering thru the window and wonder how I got to this point in life ..What brought me here? Life has never been easy, if it was we would be bored..Why is it being a person who tries their best still isn't enough? I have seen so much judgement recently and I find it so sad ..I live in a rough town(CALI). Its a crule world, the kind that eats you up and spits you out for fun. If that isn't enough others are waiting to ruin what is left of you after they are done. I feel like Im on an attack ...I play drums in my house. I have stated this many times. I have mormones upstairs that think Im the devil. I have Christains that live next door that feel they are the perfect people and if you don't go to their church your not one they want to hang with...They gossip and talk and make fun of all the people not like them. Wow, Im glad Im not friends with them. All they talk about is how. "So in so" isn't Christain because they don't do this ..ect..Wow, I thought we weren't supposed to jud

True Signs Of Fallinf In Love
OK I HAD TO DO THIS ONE SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR IN LOVE OK WELL HERE YOU GO 1. YOU SAVE AND OR READ THE TEXT MSG OVER AND OVER AGAIN 2. WHEN YOU TALK TO HER/HIM YOU FIND YOUR SELF GETTING LOST IN THAT PERSONS EYES 3. WHEN WITH HER/HIM AND WALKING YOU WALK SLOWER 4. YOU BECOME SHY WHEN YOUR WITH THEM EVEN IF YOUR THE MOST OUTGOING PERSON 5. WHEN THEY ARE TALKING TO YOU OR YOU TO THEM AND YOU LOOK AT EACHOTHER YOU CAN TELL THEY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT THEY DONT YOU MAY EVEN ASK THEM WHAT OR SAY IT 6. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HER/HIM YOUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT 7. WHEN YOU HEAR HER/HIS VOICE IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE 8. EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE SHE/HE CAN BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WITH A LOOK OR HUG 9. WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM YOU CANT SEE OR HEAR THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU.....ALL YOU SEE IS HER/HIM 10. YOU LISTEN TO SLOW SONGS WHILE THINKING OF HER/HIM 11. YOU HAVE DREAMS OF HER/HIM AND SEE WHAT LIFE

Holiday In Your Heart
* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * Feel the cold wind blowing, winter's coming on 'Tis the season, so they say If you need help believing 'Cause your spirit ain't too strong Hold my hand, we'll push that cloud away * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * And put a little holiday in your heart It'll put a little shuffle in your step Give you a song that you can sing With a melody you can't forget And if you wanna join in a little harmony To keep the world from tearin' apart Well you know where to look Yeah, you gotta put a little holiday in your heart * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * There's a man on the corner Who doesn't have a name People pass and turn their heads away But to share a simple kindness Would set your heart aflame And you'll get more than you'll ever give away * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * Put a little holiday in your heart It'll put a little shuffle in your step Give you a song that you can sing With a melody you can't forget And if you wanna join in a little harmony To ke

Steve Perry-oh Sherrie
You should've been gone Knowing how I made you feel And I should've been gone After all your words of steel Oh, I must've been a dreamer And I must've been someone else And we should've been over Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, I want to let go You'll go on hurtin' me You'd be better off alone If I'm not who you thought I'd be But you know that there's a fever Oh, that you'll never find nowhere else Can't you feel it burnin' On-and-on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie [Instrumental Interlude] Oh, Sherrie But I should've been gone Long ago, far away And you should've been gone Now I know you'd lie You'll stay Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Sherrie, our love Holds on, holds on Hold on Oh, Sherrie ----------------- Steve Perry - Oh SherrieMusic Code provided by So

I Want Toys
Hey you know what I want for Christmas? Some new toys, the vibrating kind! I'm gettin sick of the ones I have now, need some new ones. Only my man doesnt seem to think that is what I need for Christmas. Hmmm, oh well, still got my fingers for now right! Hehe. I dunno why I put this in here, just a random thought. But hey if anyone wants to get me some sexy toys, that would be freakin awesome!! And I might be inclined to send some photos of me using them too, heheehe! Love ya'll, JEn

Christmas
Christmas I Know Christmas is a Great Holiday Everyone in the Christmas Spirit And The Christmas Cheer. But Theres a Question..Why do people get gifts? Is it because Jesus recieved gifts from the 3 Wisemen That night. Or was it just a tradition to give gifts? Christmas may be my Favorite Holiday Because family gathering together to spend the best, Hearing the carolers sing with Christmas Cheer, Thinking about others and Visiting. But the Best Part about Christmas that I love is Sharing our love peacefully on Christmas Day. Let the Holiday bring you good cheer, And letting everyone have a great New Year, Let's hope its the best, and a Great one too. Happy Holidays! from the freaky

The Animals Were Gone
The Animals Were Gone Woke up and for the first time the animals were gone It's left this house empty now, not sure if I belong Yesterday you asked me to write you a pleasant song I'll do my best now but you've been gone now for so long The window's open now and the winter settles in We'll call it Christmas when the adverts begin I love your depression and I love your double chin I love most everything you bring to this offering Oh I know that I've left you in places of despair Oh I know that I love you so please throw down your hair At night I dream without you And hope I don't wake up Cause waking up without you Is like drinking from an empty cup Woke up and for the first time the animals were gone Our clocks are ticking now so before our time is gone We can get a house and some boxes on the lawn We can make babies and accidental songs I know I've been a liar and I know I've been a fool I hope we didn't break it but I'm glad we broke

What's Wrong With This Picture?
I turned in a work order in October in order to have the work done before my family gets here for Christmas. I have a 2 bedroom 2 bath apartment with @ 1300 sq. ft. Here we are at the beginning of the 4th week of actual work being done and they aren't even halfway finished. They had to regrout a shower 3 times and reseal the grout twice. They are going to have to recaulk it at least one more time. They have agreed to do one room at a time, yet they have started 4 rooms and not one of them has been finished. At this point, my kitchen, dining room and the living room are going to have to wait until after the New Year. I can't have everyone getting high on paint fumes and having to dodge workmen during Christmas dinner. The worst part is, if they had just done the work right the first time, this whole place would be done by now. If I had planned on it taking this long, I would have done it myself. At least that way it would have been done right the first time. But having to sen

Funny Survey
1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring? watermelon 2. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? ants 3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform? Lambada, the Forbidden Dance 4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas? the Emperor's new clothes 5. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced? plaid 6. How many eggs make up a pound? 24 7. What colour of nail polish would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks? black 8. How much more ridiculous can these questions possibly become? infinitely 9. If you were going to hold a dinner party for five deities, which deities would you invite, and what kind of pasta would you serve? Zeus, Buddha, Yog

Dreamed Of All The Different Ways I Had To Make Her Glow
These sweet berries these sweet berries tantalize the senses delicate scent vibrant colors tastes of sinful delight let them touch your lips so close yet unnatainable filled by its aroma i work to tease you inducing a frenzy til i give in let you taste of the fruit gently upon your tongue allow me to linger here fingers tracing your lips these sweet berries filling my hands embraceing them tight i coax them to bleed for me juice flows through my fingers rivers of sweet juices passionatly i navigate your curves following the streams covering you tasting every drop of sweetness these sweet berries one waiting here for you resting upon my lips come to me and take yours bearing these fruits for you find me with motives of lust lips lock in the exchange divine ambrosia bestowed upon us keep this euphoric moment never to fade away remembering past the breaking dawn the tastes of sinful delight .....these sweet berries. by john m

Shaking - Apparently This My Song Now, Who Knew?
i'm searching for a change of pace trying to pull away all these names tell you how it all works out i'm terrible on the phone it's better when it's us all alone tell you how it all works out you're not the only one and i'm not your only fun i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it drowns us out, oh i'm scattered when the morning comes shattered over what i've just down tell me if it all works out you're not the only one and i'm not your only fun oh, i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it drowns us out oh, i like the way you breathe when we're moving forward and back and forth with no feeling i turn the music up so it drowns us out oh, oh, oh i'm searching for a change of pace searching for a change i like the sound you make when we're shaking you like to lose control and i take it i turn the music up so it

Right Brain Left Brain
You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

Bitch
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I emb

Confirmation
Well, I was right. I have a baseball sized cyst on my left ovary. I called my insurance company and well, my insurance is so limited that they wont pay to have it removed. If it ruptures, I could get an infection or bleed to death. If it doesn't then I'll be ok for a while. just in a lot of pain. I may lose the ovary, but we won't know until they can get in there and see. This is my second one of this nature. When I gave birth to my second child I had a huge cyst removed from my right ovary. I am a little scared, worried and hella pissed!I am going through all of this alone and I really don't like it. I am fearful that i will be here alone with the girls and something bad will happen. Oh well.. chin up is what everyone tells me. I am trying to think positive and send my positive energy out into the universe. Let's hope it works! maybe I should move to Canada!

Im Ni Skool
IM RETARED I LIK BUT IM SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD LIKE MATERS MY MOM KICK ME IN THE ASS AND I SIAD TAAH BUT MY DADDY LOVES ME HE LOVES IT WHEN I EAT MACAIRO AND CHEES BUT IT HAS TO BUT BE EXTRA CREAMY I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT FEELS GOOD

Blondierox
Clearly the dark Hershey kissables are not as good as the regular kind. Anti-oxidants are not the best reason to make a candy with dark chocolate. Critics are like dogs, who bark at things they don't understand.

Why Do People Continue To Fuck With Me
why is that people that don't even fucking know me feel the need to talk about me in a bad way or say that I am bad or the wrong type of person to hang out with, hummmm lets see the wrong type of person is that because I love life, laugh smile, help anyone out that needs it, willing to teach anyone that is willing to learn, why because I will not just sit and be quiet because I WILL NOT JUST SHUT UP AND COLOR well fuck them, who fucking needs them I am mad as hell right now and a bit hurt in the same instance..... all the people that need to have there asses on a plater don't and all those that are good people that love being a good person get shit on every fucking day of there lives.......by friends family, strangers, managers, supervisors you name it you get it from everyone, you know just because your not happy with your life don't go fucking downing mine, Just because your life does not fulfill you in the least don't go trying to trash on mine Like CCL he says I am happy I

Wahooo!
I am back in the picture taking business. I finally got my usb cord today!!! So I'll have to figure out which pics I can delete, so I can post some pictures of my Christmas tree now that its all decorated.

Funny!!!
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you

Difficult
Am I good enough for you, Am I strong enough to bleed, For someone like you, When I'm kicked to my knees. Am I good enough for me, To watch you walk away, As I sit here again, I'm alone day by day. I'm lying awake, And think of the day, I needed you more of, Just out of the rain. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you need, Means everything to me. Am I good enough for me, Am I dumb enough to bleed, For someone like you, To give a fuck about me. Am I good enough for you, You keep walking away, And I'm sitting right here, And again i will say. Cause I lie here awake, And think of the day, I needed you more, I'm pushed out of the way. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you

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I'll Be Gone For A While
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be gone for two weeks I'm leaving tomorrow for Christmas vacation. In addition to vacation I am moving to GA so I won't be on CT as much maybe even at all till about March or so. I just didnt want anyone to think that I'm ignoring them so if I don't get back to you this is why. Well I will talk to you later have a merry Christmas and happy New year! xoxo~Ari

Heroes
Love the show but that isn't what this blog is actually about necessarily. What if you had a power or powers and you didn't have any idea about them? Doesn't have to be something off the charts as being invulnerable and never being able to die or being able to walk through solid objects. Something like you would see maybe you do have a split personality or you could hear someone else's thoughts? What if though, you have the ability to feel what other people feel. Not through touch, but what their emotional feelings are. Say someone is having a down day and you've been on the happy side but once you come in contact either through conversation or physically touching them that you start feeling down. There was nothing that you experienced or happened to you that would cause these new feelings except for the contact you had with this other person. What if I told you I was an empath? More to follow....

Looking For Email Friends Across The Country
Well, I'm still trying to figure this site out, so forgive me if I don't figure out/do everything correctly right away! Just wanted to say that I'm in the market for some email friends. If interested, please respond through this site or through desertdweller119 at yahoo. Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

The Trees
Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, "Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty." Then the second tree said, "Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take Kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull." Finally the third tree said, "I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me." After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, "This looks like a

Here Is More For You
ok here is something for you all. Well, I have recently saw a video that made me think alot about the whole 9/11. I am posting the video on this blog and I do hope that you all will take the hour and 1/2 to watch it cuz it will if nothing else make you think about what really is going on. Please go to Google.com click on videos and the type in 9/11 Mysteries in the search bar. If you truly want to know more please watch then let me know what you think.

True Friends Only!
TRUE FRIENDS ONLY! Please all my true friends, and family go vote on these two boys, in the cutest kid contest. These are a real close friend of mines boys. It would mean the world to see there votes go up to the top of the contest. This is the first contest I have asked anyone to vote on, and also the first contest my friend has ever entered on here, so lets make the first one a great one, and COMMENT BOMB these two boys, to the top. Thanks everybody, and your a true Cherry Tap friend for helping out. ITS ALLOWED TO COMMENT BOMB, SO LETS BOMB THESE TO THE TOP!!! PLEASE COMMENT BOMB THESE TWO BOYS WHEN YOUR LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO, THANKS SO MUCH!

The 60 Rules Of Horrorpunk
The 60 Rules of Horrorpunk by Kurt Andersen 1.) Religiously watch Horror movies. 2.) Be a "Fiend". 3.) Be a "Ghoul". 4.) Change your name to something spooky (Danzig, Sid Terror, Wednesday 13, Evil Presely). 5.) Never use the word "Spooky". 6.) Watch and throughly enjoy "Plan 9 From Outer Space". 7.) Use Whoas as much as possible in your music. 8.) Have at least one song thats about Zombies contain the word Zombie, Dead, or Undead. 9.) Refer to graves, graveyards, or cemetarys as much as possible. There "Fiendish". 10.) You know what you need? some skull gloves. 11.) You know what those gloves cold use? Some spikes. 12.) Always refer to your band as either: Evil, Pure evil, the most evil, evilist, fiendish, or ghoulish band ever. 13.) Make sure at LEAST one member of your band has his face painted like a skull or a Zombie. 14.) All members of your band are required to have Devil Locks. If they dont know what that is, k

Merry Christmas And A Very Very Happy New Year
i just have emptied my mailbox to see if i had any mail..and there they were..2 postcards..1 of my brother with whom i haven't really spoken in years because of a huge fight..and an other 1 from my ex..with whom i have been broken up with since a few months now..at first i looked at the envelopes, thought i could guess the handwritings..but no..and then i opened the card of my bro..and when i saw it came from him..i started to cry..this time of happiness..it means that he's no longer angry with me..so my heart filled itself with joy..then i opened the card of my ex who wished me all the best for 2007..who can actually believe that the man you have left, sends you such a card? not me! again i started to cry..my wishes for 2007 comes true! i am doing sports now, got my oldest sister and my brother back after 6 years and my ex turns into a good friend. To all the friends and family in my list: i wish you a warm embraced christmas and a very very happy new year!

New Here And Don't Know The Rules
I have seen a few profiles where people have ripped other members pics. What is the etiquette in doing this? The reason I ask is that I was going to make a folder with one pic each of my friends here and I got blasted by someone for doing it, then blocked. I probably should have asked first I guess. I was only taking one SFW photo of each and have seen some people put please do not rip beside their photos. Obviously I would not rip if asked not to. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Thanks

Are Women Really Superior To Men?
While doing my search for this idea, I came across something interesting on the web. At a hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and serious. Surveying the worried faces, the doctor said, "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile; avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. One man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?" The doctor smile

She Was Only 5...;-(... This Is Fucked Up And Sad
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

R.i.p Ryan, My Heart Aches For You
Thank You so much Ryan for giving me four years of your life. I know we had rocky times and you always stuck by my side. You were truly a blessing to me and you showed me that there was true love. I am so sorry that when we were together, I didn't show how special you were. We've been broken up for quite a while and yet we remained close. You just had that effect on people. It's hard to think I just heard your voice on thursday and I'll never get to hear it again. It makes us see that life can be ripped away from us at any time. You will always be close in my heart and I will NEVER forget you or even try. I know you are in heaven, that's where you belong, among the rest of the Angels. I love you dearly and you will be missed. We all cry for you, but more importantly, we all remember and shall never forget you. Everything around me is a reminder of you. Thank you for showing me so many wonderful things and giving me so many wonderful memories and experiences. This is not goodbye Ryan, t

Thanks Friends For Helping
do wish to thank all the real friends that voted for me in the hottest grandma contest. This is to inform all that i will Not be in any more. When it gets where u got to beg for people to vote, it is way too sad. So, once again, thanks to all that did vote for me and have a wonderful Holiday and Merry Christmas.

Bah Humbug
I spent three whole hours trapped in my room today wrapping christmas gifts. They started off so neatly and carefully done then about half way through I lost the will to live and the rest are kind of thrown together. I then found places to conceal them all until 'Santa comes' only to have a delivery guy knock on the door with a shitload more to find hidey places for..... I SUBMIT.. pass me the bourbon someone!

Life
Understanding begins where doubts can not go Seeing through the eyes of wonder is how to know Discovery of every thing new held in awe The eyes that marvel at all they saw Why does the rain fall from the sky Why are things born only to die Why run and seek to finish life in a hurry Who shall add to their life through moment of worry How will life be enhanced by killing the joy Where goes the wonder in the girl and the boy Can you show me proof of a human soul Can you explain what it is that makes us whole Where in the body does this soul reside Do you know where this essence is inside Ponder this then and tell me true Have you seen a thought ? well Have you ? Can you show me the essence of the human mind Where in a body is it to find If a person is sad and we can bring them to peace What is wrong with being a part of such a release Let he who is without sin cast the first stone The mysteries of life may never be known And thank god for tha

What Makes A Good Parent?(i've Been Thinking About This Alot Lately)
If you are a parent, have you ever wondered what kind of parent you are? I sure have! I guess now that my children growing up (Do they ever really grow up?!?), I have been thinking about this quite a bit. I mean, what makes a good mother? Is it love? Is it discipline? Is it friendship? Is it the material things you provide for your child? Is it a combination of these and other things or all of the above? What exactly makes a good mother? I look back and realize I have made many mistakes while raising my children. The guilt that I carry with me for those mistakes will never go away. Some of the mistakes were just that...mistakes. We are all human, so that is going to happen. I am not proud of this, but I am being honest. There have been other mistakes that were made because of a lack of knowledge. Some mistakes made because I was so extremely mentally exhausted I didn't think I could go on anymore. Some mistakes caused by fear. Regardless of the reasons, it doesn't take away my g

Rules Of The Southern Lifestyle
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps

Nevvvver Doin This Again
HERES THREE CONTESTS I AM IN......HOPEFULLY SOME OF U REPOST THIS AND SHOW A LIL BIT OF LOVE. THE LEAST YA CAN DO IS REPOST. HOTTEST HOTTIE DIRECT LINK. BABES "VS" HUNKS DIRECT LINK AND U CAN SHOW ALLL THE LADIES LOVE IN THIS ONE. AND THE LAST ONE PLEASE DO ADD BLUEDEMON TO U'R LIST OF FRIENDS TO SEE THE NSFW HERE IS THE LINK COPY AND PASTE IN NEW WINDOW. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=171588&albumid=142894&i=142360278 HERES BLUEDEMONS LINK TO ADD HIM blue demon(JOIN BABES TEAM)@ CherryTAP

A Little Flab Lmfao
A LITTLE FLAB !! One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!" Have A Good Day!

These Poems.......lol
Ok guys i know many of you have been looking at my poems....YES these are poems i had written myself over these past few days.....Please feel free to tell me to stop or keep going cause i have plenty more to go lmao...also feel free to leave comments on them .....Thanks, Missy

12.18.06
Nothing Left nothing left to lose but the pieces of a too broken mind lose it to any darkness live in the cloud that drowns and be what you are too far gone to love just wanted to stay to live forever in your shadow it was enough to be the tearing continues cutting deeper in the absense and nothing is worth this Too Much headed for the end and losing my grip is this the sound of insanity? will the quiet return some day will i ever get it right love the right way touch the right person be the right person running dry

Why Do We Fall In Love...............?
Why do we fall in love? How does it happen, Yells of laughter you hear when your in love, Does it happen because of feelings? Or by the way that we look? Why do we fall in love? Each persons answer is different, Forever you remember your first kiss, And the feeling you get when they put their arms around you, Love is one of the greatest feelings, Love is more than anyone can explain, It dosent just have to be that special person, No-one knows when they find that special person, Love is one of those things that you never really know the answer to, Or if it will happen to you Volume of love can be in different capasities, Everyone finds love in different ways, Will anyone really know the answer?

Top Ten Reasons To Call Yourself Christian
10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god. 9- You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt 8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god 7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees! 6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky. 5- You

How Weird Are You Test.
You Are 69% Strange! You are pretty darn strange. You're quirky and odd, and definitely not normal. But that's great--it makes you an interesting person. You aren't exactly as strange as they come, but congratulations on being quite unique!How Strange Are You?Quizzes for MySpace

Meaning Of Love.............
Love is ... Love is a friendly smile, Love is to respect each other, Love is to forgive, Love is to sacrifice for others, Love is to care, Love is to commit yourself, Love is to be loyal, Love is to be kind, Love is to be happy, Love is to be honest, Love is to be faithful, Love is to laugh, Love is to sing, Love is to speak, Love is to listen, Love is to always be there, Love is forever, Love is ...

Must Have Been An Angels Sweet Spirits.......
Must of been an angel's sweet spirits.... bring me from above.... showered me with lyrics of love.... blessed me over and over again...... so I serenade my song......... my love.... for u and i'll give ... my heart to you....... and I'll give you my heart! my heart oo yay and i'll serenade for u i serendae for u i serendae for u serenade for heaven! You will never be alone cause my heart will be your shelter and keep you warm hey aoooo baby i'll serenade for u baby! serenade....

The Date Of Love And Hate......
The date of Love & Hate Love is a gentle wave hitting my legs, Love is the wheat blowing in the feilds, Hate is like a dart pierceing your heart, Hate is the on thing everyone haytes and feels, Love is the dove floating in the sky, Hate is the dead one layin on the road, So its up to u to decide if u feel love or hate on this very date.

Should These People Own Computers??
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST tech support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble- shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels. 4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. 5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting t

A Gift From Heaven.......
A gift from heaven.... I prayed from above.... one day to find my true love.... my soul descends and learns and grows.... and a gift from god.... I received below... A flower so beautiful, it is one of a kind..... only a few, god chooses and blesses to find...

My Personal Views On The "new" Cherry Tap And That Nsfw Issue
So it has been a few weeks now since the new CT went into affect and I see plenty of people are unhappy with many of the changes. Honestly, I can't blame them. And yes, while moaning and bitching about it might not change it, sometimes one just needs to let loose a little and say what is on their mind. So here is my 2 cents on it....take it or leave it, I don't really care. Lets start with the obvious...the NSFW issue. Now, when I signed up for this site, I was under the impression that you were required to be 18 in order to have an account. 18, yes, that means that you are an adult (at least numerically speaking...sometimes maturity comes MUCH later...lol). So as an adult we are able to make adult choices. Here's an idea...if you are patrolling through someone's pictures and you see that they are adult, or now marked as NSFW, don't open them if you are afraid of what others might see. That opens up a whole other issue which I will get to eventually. Now, the marking of pics as NSFW

I'm Good Today, Damn Good As A Matter Of Fact!!
This is for all of you out in CherryTap and Myspace land that cared enough to send me comments or messages during my.....shall we say.......outburst!! Thank you, thank you, thank you soooo much!! You all totally fuckin ROCK!! I am MUCH better now!! I have made peace within myself, and I have made peace with "him." I don't hold a grudge for very long, and I don't do vengeance. So I just needed to vent. You guys and girls were there for me! I love each and every one of you!! I will never forget that. I will always hold that deep in my heart!! Thank you from the bottom of my soul! I love you!! XOXO Silver

Nyc Sights
Just some thoughts on how NYC is both wonderful and stressful during the Holidays. There are so many wonderful sights to see so there are so many people who come and see them, The tree is beautiful so everyone drives in to look at it. The stores have amazing displays so the sidewalks get over crowded with everyone looking at them. The stores have great sales so eeveryone is in the stores grabbing the last item before you can reach it. The subways are packed but you feel like you need a cigarette after. Happy Holidays to all.

Happiest Holidays...even To You
Hey there. I was asked to share my holiday blog for the season and after long thought I'm going to pass...well that's the plan for today. Most of you know or have an idea of what my year has been like. For those who don't, I encourage you to read through my blogs and then ask me if you still think I'm just making up stories. For those of you, you know who you are, that made it a point this year to be especially insensitive, thoughtless, cruel and hurtful...HAPPY FREAKIN HOLIDAYS!!! This is for you: You made us cry and we don't know why. Are you happy now? You think you got what you want by lying and cheating. It's temporary but for now are you happy? You're self-destructive with no ambition. Does knowing that you strive for nothing and have nothing make you happy? So you know, WE ARE HAPPY! Suggestion for another year: Maybe do what needs to be done to yourself so that you can be more? In the end, you're only hurting yourself. We will move on...you should

Nothing
There's nothing that hurts more, than when someone says he'll love you forever, and the next thing you know...he's gone There's nothing that hurts more, than knowing that you gave your heart the chance to love again, and the person you thought would come through and make you soar, just clips your wings before you get the chance to raise your feet off the ground. There's no sting worse, than that of deceit; the prickling sensation you get when you are told a lie, and it is later uncovered. There is no feeling more heartbreaking, than that of knowing that he told you he loved you, but he's now found someone else to lie by his side. And there is definitely nothing compared to the feeling of knowing that you will never love again, for love in my life is just a castle in the sky. Something so unreal, so built on lies, that it will never be.

Breif Introduction
Hey I just wanted to take a minute to tell everyone a little bit about me. I was origionally born in Pittsburgh, Pa. Throughout my childhood my fathers job required us to relocate several times. Among the places I have lived are Pittsburg, St.Louis, and Houston. I spent most of my life growing up in Iowa. Until recently I had called this place my home. I became engaged to a wonderful man last July. And now his job has required us to relocate to a little town in Nebraska. I don't like it much here but I know that we will eventually go back to Iowa. I like sunny days, swimming, camping, playing with my son, riding on my fiance's bike, going to clubs, dancing, occasionally having a few drinks, social smoking, and hanging out with friends. I can be a bitch but I think it comes from the Aires in me!! I am also a hopeless romantic and get along with almost everyone. My son's name is Tyler. He will be three in April 2007! And lastly I am a hornball!! That is why I have cherrytap, and I love l

Moved
so yeah I moved, but where I am living now all I have is dial-up, and if you don't know, this site is horrendous to use if you do not have a high speed connection, so I am still alive, just not much chance of getting on here for now, if anyone needs to get a hold of me, feel free to ask for my email address.

The Most Evil Christmas Ever
As I surf the net, I read a lot of posts, stories and blog entries about the "Best Christmas Ever"....okay, that's nice. If your life was anything like mine, there was one Christmas that sucked ass soo badly that we never thought that we would recover. Now that we are older, we look back and it's rather funny. This is an interactive blog entry and I want to hear your Holiday Disaster story.... Ready, Set, Write!

My Love Is....................
Your name is... SANDRA Your kiss is... delicious Your hugs are... to die for Your eyes... light up a day Your touch is... heart warming Your smell is... amazing Your smile is... encouraging Your love is... unique

Holiday Rantings
I am so sick of the politically correct crap that people feel the need to demand being said over something as minimal as a holiday greeting and well wishes. For those of you that are the militant holiday greeting fanatics, get over it. Go look in a mirror. I’ll wait for you to get back. You back now? Ok, did you see a sign hanging around your neck as to what holiday you celebrate? No? Well, nobody else can either. If someone greets you with good wishes but not using the holiday of your choice, you say thank you. You do not write your congressman demanding an investigation into how you should be greeted and what punishment should be handed down from on high if someone doesn’t do as you wish. Especially when you aren’t telling everyone you come in contact with what holiday greeting you wish to hear. Now, if you are wearing a sign saying what holiday you celebrate and someone is still so clueless and brain dead enough to use a different holiday, say thank you and wish th

U.s. Navy Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron One One Six (vam-116), The Sun Kings
Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron ONE ONE SIX (VAW-116), the Sun Kings! Check out the video below and show them some love. Please send fan letters to VAW-116, encouraging them to continue to share their spirit with Real Americans! Commanding Officer VAW-116 13th St. Hangar #553 Point Mugu CA 93042 Yes, please send via snail mail. It'll be forwarded to VAW-116 wherever they are, and they'll appreciate it more. Thanks! Outkast's "Hey Ya." Well done by U.S. Navy Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron ONE ONE SIX (VAW-116), the Sun Kings! The Black-Eyed Peas, "Pump It!" Another well done by U.S. Navy Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron ONE ONE SIX (VAW-116), the Sun Kings!

What Kind Of Animal In Bed Am I?
What kind or animal are u in bed? TigerYou are the mighty tiger of the bed. You know how to give and recieve, and u are not afraid of trying new things. You are an excellent teacherTake The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

I Cuddled With An Orange Because I Love Marijuana!
Body: Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ran over 2 - I killed 3 - I needed 4 - I raped 5 - I killed 6 - I cuddled with 7 - I ran naked with 8 - I slept with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I licked 11 - I banged 12- I smoked Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - ur grandma 02 - the kool-aid man 03 - a horse 04 - a pornstar 05 - your mom 06 - you 07 - a bag of weed 08 - a prostitute 09 - a toothbrush 10 - a jew 11 - a homo 12 - the trojan man 13 - Paris Hilton 14 - a whore 15 - a cat 16 - a pickle 17 - a mexican 18 - a bisexual 19 - a dog 20 - an orange 21 - a crackhead 22 - a bowl of cereal 23 - a easter egg 24 - my ex 25 - a condom 26 - a jar of honey 27 - a lesbian 28 - a homeless guy 29 - a french fry 30 - your dealer 31 - a stripper Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm cool l

Which American City Are You?
You Are Austin A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. You're totally weird and very proud of it. Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way. Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?

Beer Vs Vagina
OMG i couldnt stop laughing! 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of b

What Kind Of Soul Are You?
You Are a Dreaming Soul Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all... But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

How Sarcastic Am I?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

How Sarcastic?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

2006 (merry Christmas And Happy New Year)
Well it is hard to believe that 2006 is coming to an end and fast. I only wish that I could look back on this year and say that i have accomplished something, but alas I can't. I did meet a wonderful man and I have met some wonderful friends here on cherrytap, but as far leaving my mark and doing something that i can be proud of, i haven't. I am not one to make resoltions for the new year as i will never follow them or keep them so i guess the next best thing to do is try my best and wish all of you a very merry christmas and a happy new year

Tell Me Please
whats so different about me that noone on here will talk to me anymore. i mean before i put up new pictures it was like i had a new photo comment and or friend request every couple a minutes. so i guess everyone on here just proved that there real assholes and need to grow up. wow most of you on here are adults but your acting like children i dont understand its not like im dieing or anything you can talk to me??? grow up people show some respect.

Tired Of This Sh*t
im sorry but what is the point to all those people that use to talk to me i still get on here like i use to and tho i dont send coments like i use to cause i got tired of sendin them out and not gettin any back so what is the piont so if u cared to read this feel free to reply if not oh well it will just be like any other time that no one seems to fucken care about me

What Kind Of Flirt Am I?
You Are a Fun Flirt You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know. Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm. You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches. You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Your Rising Sun
Your Rising Sign is Cancer You are compassionate and kind - and the one who gives security. And while you sometimes tire of it, people always turn to you for advice. Emotions are your domain, and you use tend to use them for good. But you've also been know to be very manipulative when you need to be. You're quite loyal to those you love most - friends and family. For everyone else, you tend take time to build up trust. What's Your Rising Sign?

How Evil Am I?
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Review- Restraunt- Pirates Pizza
in hopkinsville ky, theres a new pizza place. its reasonably priced, good pizza and has a play area for little kids and a game room for the big kids. the service was excelent! i would recomend this place ofr get togthers for churches, girl or boy scouts and the like. they dont have beer. hope in and try thier lunch specail. it was yummy!

The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Men Are Assholes
WHY IS IT THAT MEN ARE SO FUCKIN SWEET WHEN THEY WANT TO BE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OVER THE MOST STUPID SHIT THEY TURN INTO AN ASSHOLE I THINK I AM GONNA GO GAY MAN GUYS JUST SUCK U ARE ALL THE SAME NO MATTER WHAT U SAY ITS TRUE UR ALL ASSHOLES ITS JUST A MATTER OF WEATHER OR NOT U LET IT OUT WELL JUST HAD TO BITCH THAT MY MAN IS THE BIGGEST MOST IMATURE ASSHOLE I KNOW FUCKIN DICKHEAD

What Sign Should I Like
Your True Love Is a Cancer Why you'll love a Cancer: Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt. Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up! Why a Cancer will love you: You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs. A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?

My Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Wonder
As I let my thoughts wander I wonder who all really cares Do most pople really apprecaite a true friend If they get a comment, do they intend to write back Or is it just another as on thier page Is everyone looking for something Or do they just want to have fun How many are for real How many are fake I doubt if we will ever know But I do know this I have a lot of very good friends here I enjoy talking to them I enjoy there comments and ads So for the sake of arguments please keep them coming If there is something you would like to know Please ,,just ask me. Most of you have picture to tell sho you are They are fantastic,,very well done And your sites are Awesome. It is a pleasure to browse them. Have a fantstic week graywolf_200245

How Perfect Is My Life ??!!
Your Life is 98% Perfect You truly have the perfect life. And you probably feel like the luckiest person in the world. You have a great career, family, and personal life. You have it going on!How Perfect is Your Life?

What Kind Of Flirt Are You?
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Rednecks Git -r -dun
"MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD" "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Online At Work Only.. Still Without Power At Home
Hi all.. we're good... dealing... huge huge storm on Thursday. However, all is getting back to normal.. power at work.. just not the house.. we do have a generator though. we have heat and lights.. no hot water and no cable.. :( It was bad.. 70 mph winds.. we had 2 100ft trees come down near our house. Took out the transformers and 3 major lines and stuff. missed all three houses thank god! We're probably not going to have power for another 2 days. They've brought in crews from as far as Wisconsin and California. Over 1.5 mill without power friday.. and still over 200000 without .. including us. We lost 3 sections of the fence and the gate. Did roof repairs all day Friday.. took off a 6 x 6 section of roofing off the house.. branches down everywhere... looked like the hurricanes from Florida! lol... warzonesque. We were able to get a 240 converter at 5am this morning from the Electrical supply wearhouse so we can plug in our hot water heater! Yeah! There are days that I'm so gratef

What Is My Hidden Sexual Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Friggin Shout Box Noise
how the FUCK do u turn off this god aweful shout box msg alert noise thingy..i cant even listen to my goddamn music cause when i turn it up...the noise gets ear defeningly loud..so now tell me damn it PLZ...how do u turn off this stupid sound.

Something To Offend Everyone.
Offend Everyone, some old, some new *What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? * * ** * *Juan on Juan * * ** * *What is a Yankee? * * ** * *The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. * * ** ** ** * *What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? * * ** * *The position of the dirt bag * * ** * *Why is divorce so expensive? * * ** * *Because it's worth it. * * ** * *What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? * * ** * *Doughnuts * * ** * *Why is air a lot like sex? * * ** * *Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. * * ** * *What do you call a smart blonde? * * ** * *A golden retriever. * * ** ** ** * *What do attorneys use for birth control? * * ** * *Their personalities. * * ** * *What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? * * ** * *10 years and 45 lb

How Perfect Is Your Life
Your Life is 52% Perfect Your life is pretty normal - sometimes great, sometimes not so great. You have a lot of good stuff going on. Your life may be more perfect than you realize. How Perfect is Your Life?

This Says It All
--- Subject: Have a great week! Always take breaks..... Yawn whenever you feel like it... Read books that you enjoy... Play with simple things... Do whatever you want..... Look for affection when you need it... Get serious once in a while... Forget about diets... Get angry once in a while..... Change your look.... Be happy, above all, And remember...... Somebody somewhere LOVES you!! Regardless of what your challenges may be... Have a great week!

Just Leave Me A Lonestar
please leave me a lone star leave it right there on the bar well ill play a sad song on my old guitar i don't need no company so please spread the word just leave me a lone star so i can get over her when i came home last night she packed all my clothes had em all in a glad bag thrown out in the road she didn't bother leaving me she just kicked me out hell now i may never know what this is all about please leave me a lone star leave it right there on the bar well ill play a sad song on my old guitar i dont need no company so please spread the word just leave me a lone star so i can get over her we've been together for 9 years 2 kids and a dog and hey things have been rough on her since i lost my job she blames it all on the drinking and hell i cant blame her so just keep em' coming and ill keep em' upturned please leave me a lone star leave it right there on the bar well ill play a sad song on my old guitar i don't need no company so plea

How Much Envy Do You Have?
Your Envy Quotient: 37% You are an occasionally envious person, but jealousy doesn't usually get the better of you. You're wise enough to know that envy feels horrible - and does nothing to improve your life. A little jealousy is normal: so go ahead and let yourself feel it. But don't let it bum you out! How Much Envy Do You Have?

The Kind Of Sex I Prefer
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

He Will Never Be Alone
i stand here waiting he stepped back i stepped with him wasnt sure which way to go feelings got hurt emotions got in the way i love him to much to let go ill fight his demons ill torture anyone in my path make him smile make him laugh like once before ill grab his hand unwilling that he may be ill hold on in case he chages his mind ill stand beside him through it all even if we stand here for all eternity at least he will know that he will never be alone

My "true Love's" Sign
Your True Love Is an Aquarius Why you'll love an Aquarius: Independent yet devoted, you'll appreciate the unique approach to love Aquarius takes. You both see love as a bit of a game, and Aquarius will challenge you until you're completely hooked. Why an Aquarius will love you: You're secure enough to give Aquarius tons of space - even if it means separate interests and friends. You have the brains to keep Aquarius engaged and curious. And the passion to change the world together! What Sign Is Your True Love?

This Girl!
THIS GIRL IS A HOTTIE INSIDE AND OUT!! SHOW HER SOME LUV AND GO VOTE FOR HER IN THE HOTTEST GIRL ON CHERRYTAP CONTEST! RATE HER A 10 AND COMMENT A TON! JUST CLICK THE PIC!! [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1525040294 ]

Waht Color Is Your Aura
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Rammstein-bestrafe Mich
Bestrafe mich bestrafe mich Stroh wird Gold und Gold wird Stein deine Größe macht mich klein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein (ja) Der Herrgott nimmt der Herrgott gibt Bestrafe mich bestrafe mich du meinst ja und ich sag nein schließ mich ein in dein Gebet bevor der Wind noch kälter weht Deine Größe macht mich klein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein Deine Größe macht mich klein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein deine Größe macht ihn klein du wirst meine Strafe sein der Herrgott nimmt der Herrgott gibt doch gibt er nur dem den er auch liebt bestrafe mich... ++++++++++++++++++++++ Punish me punish me straw turns to gold and gold turns to stone your size makes me small you can be my punisher (yeah) The Lord God takes the Lord God gives Punish me punish me you say yes and I say no include me in your prayer before the wind blows even colder Your size makes me s

Tryin Ta Be A Good Daddy!
Over tha weekend I X-mas shoppin 4 my little girl, I got her alot of cool cloths ( pink ), It waz cool gettin things 4 my baby & I say that cuz Im a new father she's my first & only child she's 2 yrs old.Im not done shoppin either I have ta go next week ta her more cloths cuz u know girls need umpteen amounts of cloths, & thats tha reason why I work as many hours az I do cuz everything iz 4 her, just tryin ta be a good daddy!

Sevendust-enemy
Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it's not to be Look at all the snide ass - actin like a wise ass I'll fuck up your face and you'll never look back CHORUS: So when you fall to the ground And finally get back to reality And no one at all is around So tell me how does it feel to be the enemy? Step up to me - Step up to me (x2) Step up to me - Step up to me You wanna be a big time player - it’s not to be Look at your face - look at your name It's funny you’re a loser with only yourself to blame Cut your fucking hair now - scared of all the stare downs You wanna be like me cause it's real So you steal on your way to fame Never gonna be - never gonna see Your name in lights - you can always dream what ‘cha could've been Clean up my shit - you look like a dick Step to unemployment - step CHORUS (x2) Step! Step up to me – step up You’re the enemy! (x2) CHORUS (x2) ------------------ Sevendust Music Video CodesMusic Video Cod

Idiots Of The Year
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency loca

Silverchair-without You
Miles Away There's hopeless smiles brighter than mine And I need for you to come and go Without the truth falling out. Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Telephone Socially scared and impaired If the trees will bloom the wind can blow Without the fruit falling out Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Feels like the wind blows Holding you with us She takes no other False light and ashes Blooming like winter You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(3x)

A Perfect Ending
Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to another part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch you

Yup! A Cherry Now!
Yessss! am a cherry now ..and gosh...its really great ..i get to do lots now ..and not being stopped as a roadkill! well, after the first cherry ..the going gets easy! :) ahhh....christmas is getting closer by the day and shopping is getting really BAD worse then being a raodkill LOLOL cant get the stuff i wanna get fr my nieces and nephews and the prices are hitting the ROOF! Soon ..i have ta rob the Cherry bank !! heheheh

Christmas With Louise
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that

The Royal Family
We are a new Family that is just starting up and are looking for new members that are tired of the backstabbing drama BS that has been going on around... Interested please contact me or my Princess... Angel ~ Family ~ Queen of The Royal Family~ Queen of C.T.@ CherryTAP *~Hot Momma 22*~ PRINCESS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY ~@ CherryTAP

The Husband Store
"The Husband Store" A store that sells new men who are ready to become husbands had opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love K

Silverchair-the Greatest View
You're the analyst The fungus in my milk When you want no one And you've got someone Through the wind you crawl And laugh at burning dunes When no one else will ever see Now that you know why you feel like you do Their turning their head Whilst they wait for no one And finally i know Why you feel like letting go Im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here copyright 2001 Daniel Johns mistakes dont mean a thing if you dont regret them so pack your tactic toes for the winter chain a waterfall to burned and withered skin no one else will ever see Im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here Now that you know why you feel like you do They're turning their head whilst they wait For no one And finally I know why I feel like you're letting go I'm watching

Mujibar Is Looking For A Job!!
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green" Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready." The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a customer service person. No doubt you have spoken to him.

One More Tick On The House Renovation List!
Front windows and new front door installed! I'm really pleased, so much warmer and quieter already. There's a huge difference from the old upvc crap that was in. Just need to clean up outside tomorrow, but it's dark here already. Love the colour so much nicer than plain old white!

I Just Can't Say Goodbye
I Just Can't Say Goodbye Sometimes I wish I were someone else, when in reality it's supposed to be this way. Sometimes I think about you and wish you were here with me as I go through all this stuff life deals. It's like a deck of cards being dealt to me. Sometimes I look to my King for answers to the questions in my head. You know you always hear how everyone is sorry about what happened and they don't know the words to say. All I know is that somehow hurts you more inside because its like you finally realize all that's really happening and they don't understand that I just want to be alone and remember you. When you went so did part of me and although I know I can't ever get that part of me back. It seems to make me think your not really gone your coming back for me soon. I don't really understand why things turned out like this. Some people suck it up and say it was just your time to go. They all ask me if I'm doing all right but, how would they feel if

New Cure For A Headache!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository.

Dire Straits-walk Of Life
Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-bop-a-lua, baby what I say Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication devotion Turning all the night time into the day He do the song about the sweet lovin woman He do the song about the knife He do the walk, he do the walk of life Here comes johnny and hell tell you the story Hand me down mu walkin shoes Here come johnny with the power and the glory Backbeat the talkin blues He got the action, he got the motion Yeah, the boy can play Dedication devotion Turning all the night time into the day He do the song about the sweet lovin woman He do the song about the knife He do the walk, he do the walk of life Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies Be-bop-a-lula, baby what I say Here comes johnny singing I gotta woman Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay He got the action, he got the motion Yeah

Questions
THE YEAR 2007 1. Will you be looking for a new job? I wont be looking for a new job, ill just be looking for a job 2. Will you be looking for a new relationship? maybe/maybe not 3. New house? nope just moved 4. What will you do different in 07? actually work at college 5. New Years resolution? give up eating meat. 6. What will you not be doing in 07? making friends with Anna 7. Any trips planned? only to gigs 8. Wedding plans? none that I know off 9. What's on your calendar? A shopping trip to brum 10. What can't you wait for? im not sure yet 11. What would you like to see happen differently? internet relationships end. 12. What about yourself will you be changing? more piercings 13. What happened in 06 that you didn't think would ever happen? id ever see AFI 14. Will you be nicer to the people you care about? yes 15. Will you dress differently this year than you did in 06? no ill dress more how I am now 16. Will you star

People Watching... Part One.
Dear girl with the swollen eyes, please do yourself a favor and wear sunglasses at all times. i was sitting in front of you at the cornell graduation on saturday... in front and off to your right, and i am sure you noticed me staring you down. i couldn't help it. you have the biggest eyes i have ever seen on a girl... or a creature... at all. they kind of reminded me of ostrich eggs. now, let me explain something... when i say that they were large... or... ENORMOUS... i don't mean that they were big and pretty. sweetheart... i was surprised that your eyelids fit over those bulging gooey wet things. when you laughed... and you did... a lot... like a twelve year old talking about sex... i thought they were going to explode. i was afraid that i was going to have to run off and call an emt... i couldn't help but make jokes about you. it almost made me feel bad... keyword: almost. (remember boys and girls... i am a self proclaimed cunt of a woman) i honestly wond

I Think Not
Not the first, not the last forget the love and everlast not the reason not the rhyme' To think it was just a waste of time not forever not today for a second i thought I lost the way not you not I love wont will surpass these tears I cry

Under The Mistletoe
here is tale for lovers, about how I met mine. i met her at an office party standing in line. we were pulling names from a hat for gifts to exchange on a scale from one to ten, she exceeded that range. she was perfect in every way from her head to her feet. she wore a radiant evening gown, and her perfume smelled sweet. i was very surprised and very shocked to see. she noticed me notice her, and she was coming for me. i asked her for dance, and as we walked to the floor. i knew in my heart she was I longed for. when we stopped to applaud the band for a wonderful show. i kissed her and she kissed me, under the mistletoe. i love this time a year when a sprig from a vine, can generate something so wonderful from someone so fine. we walked to the window to see the new fallen snow, that was the night i fell in love, under the mistletoe.

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!!!
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years, felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much

Shortly Lived...
Relationship. Like two weeks, I think thats a record. We broke up because I'm "anti-social". But I mean how can you expect someone who is unbelievebly shy to just talk to people you just met as if you known them your whole life? It just doesn't happen. I have to observe the kind of person they are, and its not like they were exactly talking to me either. They all work together, and I just met them. Oh yeah also because I'm a picky eater. I can't help what my taste buds like or don't like.

F Y I
lol ok for anyone who hasnt read my or cowboy_redhats about me and have not figured this out on thier own YES cowboy_redhat and txbikerslady are a real life married couple we have been married going on 9 years now yes we are on different computers in the same house we have several computers because i build them here at home we have 4 kids are bikers live in oklahoma but are from ft worth texas and planning moving back sometime after the first of the year

Passion's Flame
HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOU HAD SOMETHING BURNING DEEP INSIDE YOU? SOMETHING THAT JUST DRIVES YOU CRAZY YOUR EVERY WAKING MOMENT? I FEEL THAT WITH EACH PASSING DAY. I HAVE A FIRE IN ME THAT THAT BURN HOT AND BRIGHT. IT HAS BEEN FUELED BY A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE........LET MY FLAMES OF PASSION ENGULF YOU! I'M WAITING ANG LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING THAT TASTE.

New Store
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John Mellencamp-just Another Day
Bobby doll and big jim picato Call me up every single day They dont work and they dont want to Come on down to some damn cafe Bobby doll tells me Live in the moment Dont get too far ahead- Dont live in the past I blink my eyes And the moment is over I guess another day Has passed Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alright with me But its just another day Bobby doll and big jim picato Always there with their free advice Theyve got pearl handled pistols Underneath their wests They want me to go out drinking With them tonight Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alright with me But its just another day You got to clean white sheets In the mornin? br> conversation all afternoon Bobby doll and big jim picato, baby And me and you Chorus: But its just another day Its just another day Watching girls on the street Well, that alrigh

It Drives Me Insane Puts Me Thru Pain..jamaals Life...
.. width="300" height="290">..> WELL...LIFE JUST GET HARDER AND HARDER DAY AFTER DAY.....FROM FAMILY PROBLEMS TO LOVE LIFE...FROM FRIENDS TO HATERS....IT DRIVES ME SO CRAZY...ALL I TRY TO DO IS BE AS NICE AS I COULD BE....BUT SOMETIMES BEING NICE MAY BE THE WRONG THING TO DO....I ALWAYS TRY NOT TO HURT ANYONE BUT SOMETIMES IT JUST HAPPEN...I LIKE DONT MEAN TO OR ANYTHING...I KNOW HOW IT FEEL IN A GIRL AND GUY POINT OF VIEW...AND I CAN PROUDLY SAY I HAVE DONE WRONG IN MY LIFE BEFORE....I MADE GIRLS LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES I CHEATED I DID ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO A LADY TO HURT HER EXCEPT FOR ABUSE..NEVER DID NOTHING PHYSICLY TO A WOMEN BUT MENTALLY I HAVE HURT THEM...BUT ONE DAY I WAS ALONE IN MY ROOM WITH NO LIGHTS ON LISTENING TO SOME OF THE MOST EMO SONGS EVER {{ EMOTIONAL }}...AND THAT DAY IS WHEN THE WORLD CAME UPON ME AND TAPED ME ON THE SHOULDER...AND WHEN I TURNED AROUND GUESS WHAT I SAW??....FACES.....SOME OF THE MOST AMAZING FACES YOU'LL EVER SEE...BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRON

My Blog Cherry Has Been Popped
hey all . be gentle with me its my first blog . im so nervous i dont know what to do , dont know what to say ......... YEAH RIGHT . like i give a damn . please y'all . sup everybody ? my meds have kicked in and im so wired for sound right now . ive got so much time and so little to say . sad life aint it ? actually it can be very rewarding . i have time to ponder on the important thangs in life , like ........... um ......... well ,........... ill get back to ya on that . (note to self , ponder more on important thangs) well til next time , drop some love on your way out please .

Options Other Than Ct
Don't know about the rest of you but getting pretty sick of CT getting all parental on us. Now we have to be careful of the comments we post else we get banned. Hey if I post a x rated comment you can be damn sure I know the person and they like that. So I am thinking of moving on. Have tried xpeeps but while it is the perfect adult social network it's pretty lame on abilities. Tagged seems too prudish even more than CT Anyone got alternatives that they have tried?