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Oh Btw.....If you like my blogs please dont forget to re-rate me..... even if you did so in the past - with the personal problems Ive had in real life - I deleted all my work.... and therefore have to start from scratch
So I know I dont have the "begging for ratings" thing down pat and I know I wont post a porn star pic to get your interest so that I could get ratings - but do ya think you can do it just becuz hehehehehhe
And thank you to those of you whom already have done so ;))
Hugs&Luvs,
~Mz Mic~
Oh Btw - Dont Turn Your Back On The Divine Miss S......I am glad that I made it clear to my real friends long ago - that when it came to "Miss S" it was a matter of keeping your friends closer and ur enemies closer - I am usually a great judge of character and something somewhere told me not to trust this child.
Ive never met someone so two-faced in my life all the while begging and whinin... "i dont know why people are constantly hating on me"
Well let me tell you Sherrie - we dislike you cus to our faces you tell us you love us and ur our friends and then behind our backs your emailing our supposed "sworn enemies" and ripping us apart....
I told you a while back - yah I might be old enuf to be your mother on here - but Ive beat you at every step and I for this last bit of lying ad backstabbing you did - I wont rest till you've admitted to everyone what you've done and aplogized publicly to each one of my friends - including the Bird!
Now Sherry do you have any proof that I was disloyal to you as a friend - or that I ba
Hello To AllMERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR'S EVERYONE
100+ Facts About MeI AM
1. 5'8''+ or 175cm tall
2. too darn skinny, but still happy
3. a flirt and a tease at times
4. a hopeless romantic
5. a good friend
6. an optimist for the most part
7. the baby of the family (one brother)
8. caring
9. compassionate
10. very creative
I HAVE
11. collections of Eeyore, and fairies
12. a ton of movies (I think lol)
13. blonde hair in the summer and almost brown in
the winter
14. green eyes
15. too big a big heart
16. love everyone
17. the skill to strike up a conversation w/ total
strangers
18. no broken bones... yet ~ Knock on Wood!
19. an ex husband and a wonderful child which I
would marry all over for again just to have
him!
20. a very vivid imagination
I LOVE
21. to travel ~ just have to wait for my son to go
to college lol
22. walking barefoot on the beach
23. orange flavored water and coffee
24. my son to pieces
25. seafood, italien
26. to read (up on you ~ hehe ** Dean Koontz,
Dan
Thoughts For The Man I Will Love Someday!I found a star up in the sky
And named it after you
It watches over me every night
And listens closely too
It waits to hear my secret dreams
My thoughts and wishes true
It will not ever tell a soul
It is there for me and you
Its wish is to guide me safely
With its powerful glowing light
Through the night’s blackest darkness
Into the morning so bright
So when you look up into the night sky
And see my bright shining star
Remember that I am wishing too
From not so very far
BushmenThe scars were embedded deep in his hand's from year's of work upon the land.
his skin was cracked his lips were changed from a lifetime spent in the sun and sand.
Ploughing field's and herding cattle.
life for him was such a battle but ask that bushmen would he do it all again he would answer just the same i wouldn't change a single thing.
You see it's in his blood it's in his heart the country he is a part.
So when you see a bushmen out there on a hill in killer heat and dusty terrain his eyes full or sweat and pain just stop a while and think a thought his lifestyle cannot be brought he would not change for anything all he needs is in the land
written by Steven.E.K.B.
Two Hearts,one Soul!Angel in disguise
Stories in his eyes
Love for every true heart that it sees
Was it just a lucky day
That it turned to look my way
Or is it Heaven right before my very eyes
He showed me all new things
The shimmer of moonbeams
I was blind, but now he's helped me see
I was lost but now I'm found
His happiness surrounds
And now I find that my dreams can come true
Because I'm going to love you for the rest of my life
I'm holding you safe here in this heart of mine
I can't live without you because my soul would die
You know I'm telling the truth,I'll spend the rest of my life Loving you
It didn't start this way, It happened just one day
You smiled at me and I saw you, differently
Now I'm a tremble just to be
A part of you as we
Begin a life that's sure to never end
:(I cant view any blogs. Only comments. I hate this. So friends...I can't read them:(
HolidaysHi everyone,
im currently in NY now to have the Christmas holiday with my family. It has been a long time since i have had Christmas home. Id like to wish everyone a happy holiday season. and Id like to wish everyone a very happy New year , be safe and healty and ill talk again soon.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Crashed.constellations.The weeks go by with drowning existence.
And I’m still thirsting for something I couldn’t be the one to taste.
Walking down a street just to forget that my legs are moving.
Just to hear the leaves still crinkle as I walk.
A noise to make sure I can still feel something between my bones.
I crashed into the sun and broke up the solar system.
And I can’t see mornings anymore without you.
I hate the stars sometimes and wish for clouded nights.
Just because I can’t erase them from your eyes.
Just because symmetry isn’t the same when you’ve erased all the lines.
I still forget to breathe and maybe I don’t want to.
I rather listen to distance heartbreak just to remember that shatter.
Faulting only me while tripping over the bridge.
Feeling the adrenaline shock every nerve.
Feeling what it felt like. What it feels like…
To actually want to live.
I noticed you on the highway crossing every destination.
But never stopping for a
Still.rain.heart.beatsI miss talking like we used to.
Where words meant everything.
And we didn't have to hold up the constellations.
Just so the stars wouldn't fall.
Nothing makes any sense.
Without the bliss of skin rubbing next to unidentified bones.
And I'm so sick of silence.
And how everything means nothing.
I've been feeling crushed lately.
Suffocating on the things I just couldn't bring myself to say.
Wishing for a center alignment to show you that every piece is still here.
But baby, let's just face the fact that we're both broken.
I miss a lot of things these days.
The way the rain falls down on these warm nights.
And the way you twist my words into everything their not.
I miss every mistake and every erase mark on the paper.
Because all I wanted was for everything to be ok.
but nothing's okay. when the sky shattered worse than my heart.
and your hands couldn't let go of the door handle long enough
to catch me.
and it's
A Good Friend Of Mine Was Accused Of Cheating The Way The Old Blogs Were Rated On Here.... Well Heres How She Found Out How....Now I am NOT doing this to stir up drama - I am doing this to hopefully clear up old drama.....
Jelly was torn apart here on cherry for supposedly "cheating" by viewing her friends blogs alot to increase their ratings and having her friends view hers .... however is that really cheating? The friends are taking the time to read them lol
But anyways.... I have felt for a long time that Jellybean stood and took that blame all by herself ....... Jelly didnt just figure out how to do it all by herself - she was taught how to "cheat to increase the blogs" in the old rating style....... by none other than the Sweet Miss S..... who from what I hear was taught by a friendly little birdie (Orly) and those are the Sweet Miss S's own words .... but just in case you dont believe that she taught Jelly how to do it .... heres your screen shot.......
oh btw,
luv&hugs,
Micshell
The Kitchen BitchGot this from a friend (ty!) It was too funny not to share.........
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "all you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now. cause this is the last stop!"
And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in
the train cause we're going down the tracks."
A horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS."
"When you come out, you may play with your train.. but I want you
to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say.
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
Pathlust and wrath is my sedation
brutalize me
and win my adulation
EvilYou Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
Hazel's ArtHazel's Art
I just posted some pictures of my art.
XmasI WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE STAY SAFE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
***ten Keys To Sexual Bliss******TEN KEYS TO SEXUAL BLISS***
HOW TO HAVE GREAT SEX by Lybi Ma from Psychology Today :
Everyone wants great sex, but how do you get it ? It takes a lot of ingredients such as having the right attitude, trusting your partner and getting over your hang-ups. Yet once you have the elements in place you can look forward to a more fulfilling sex life. From letting it happen, to desire and foreplay, therapist Arlene Goldman shows us the ten keys to sexual bliss.
LET IT HAPPEN
You can't force sex to happen; great sex must be allowed to happen. The act of pursuing orgasm breeds performance anxiety, which then undermines sexual arousal. The idea of goal-oriented sex flies in the face of letting it happen, you may end up faking orgasms or having problems with sexual function. So relax and enjoy the process.
THE RIGHT ATTITUDE
Give yourself permission to completely experience sex and it's pleasures. That means you must let go of guilt, self-consciousness, judgements and personal h
Astrological Explanation Of LeoLEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)--
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers
Sex And DiabetesSex and Diabetes
While sex seems to be everywhere --television, billboards, Movies, music, and advertising--americans are still reluctant to go to the doctor to talk about a sexual problem or issue. However, many people, whether they have diabetes or not, have sexual problems. The Journal of the American Medical Association reported in February of 2000 about a survey conducted of 1,749 women and 1,410 men aged 18 to 59. The survey found sexual dysfunction is more prevalent for women (43%) than men (31%).
This is one of the disease's that effect the African-american community the most as well as heart diease.(will detell later)
Diabetes is a chronic disease that affects as many as 16 million Americans more then half is Afreican american. For reasons that are not yet clear, diabetes is increasing in our population to the point where public health authorities are calling diabetes an "epidemic" that requires urgent attention.
You're not going to believe this, but nowhere on the
YayayayyaYay it's FRIDAY I get to wear blue jeans to work yippee!!! It's not often I get excited by such little things trust me but today it does!! lmao
Oops and I am late yet once again
Have a great day peeps!
Relationships 101Building a Relationship is Like Building a House
Bishop Monk 1 says Building a relationship is like building a house. Relationships need a strong foundation before the remaining building blocks can be added. Because if the foundation is weak then by all means the realshop will be week.
The first is dedication to the relationship; the second is constraint.
"These are two words that seem very different,"Constraint is simply that you do things that won’t harm the relationship. You constrain yourself from insulting your partner or showing lack of respect and doing things that cause irreparable harm."
If a couple is concerned about dedication and constraint in their relationship, they can strengthen their relationship in two ways,
Bishop Monk 1said. First, the couple needs to get to know one another – knowing each other’s likes, dislikes, joys and fears. Second, a couple can nurture their relationship by showing fondness, admiration and respect in the things they say and do wit
Burn This AwayLet me be empty of everything,
desire,
hatred,
kindness,
Cut me off from all this.
Stop all the things that destroy me,
empathy,
distrust,
self-interest,
lust and want.
Burn these away.
Detach me from everything,
and give me some freedom
from all of this,
either end of the spectrum,
just feels like ruin.
Take this away from me
and make me empty,
contained and quiet.
Because,
all of this,
all of this,
is just too much.
So burn this away,
leave me with nothing,
then maybe I can rebuild,
and bring some water
to the wasteland.
Bustedtees.com Icons...I have a little hobby making icons for LJ or wherever and when I saw these shirts at BustedTees.com I could not resist a little iconing.
Just in time for the holidays!
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The Distance Between Us.Some of you may have noticed that I have been MIA this past week. Not to go into detail, but I was unavoidably detained...and that's a bit of an understatement.
It hasn't exactly been a stellar week for me, but it did give me the time to reflect on things as they are in my life and to realize a few very important things about myself.
The main one is this.
During my absence, I missed alot of the people and things in my life. I missed my children. I missed my dog. I missed my bed. I missed my computer. But most of all...I missed HIM.
I missed the long talks on the phone about what essentially amounts to nothing. I missed the sound of his voice, a relaxing cadence of laid back island boy mixed with clipped southern overtones. I missed the way he calls me "sweetie" and "boo"...he's the only person alive I would ever allow to call me "boo". I missed his laugh and his smile...the way it starts off slow and gradually lights up his face...and my world...the way that, even when I can't see
What I Will Go To Jail For. Lolcharlene will go to jail for ...
Asking a hooker what time it is - then being busted as a john
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
New YearIn 2007, you will...
Find someone's sexy diary
'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com
Thoughts From The Strip ClubWe are there,
smoke machines,
strobe lights,
and oh so much beer,
I am miles away in my head.
My wingman
has a girl on his lap and is
obviously distracted,
I am randomly spoken to
"Are you from here?"
"No I live in another strip club."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"What's with the overalls?"
"Because I saw myself wearing them in a dream!"
"What?"
"Nothing."
(the overalls bit is true)
Then the
I won't lie to you,
sliding of body against body,
hot breath in my ear,
my hands on skin.
I am only human,
More thoughts,
the table of random punks near us getting obviously wound up
on each other and shots,
if their chair hits me there will be trouble,
I'm irritated enough for some harsh language.
They look at me and my friend and quiet a bit,
we are of the large and menacing variety,
(thankfully, I hate confrontation)
More warm bodies and cold alcohol.
Then home,
quiet,
and all the illusions
go to bed.
Thankfully.
I Wait For You...I realize how alone I am
wandering through life.
No one here to hold my hand
or calm me through my strife.
I long to sleep in love's warm arms
and wake to it's soft kiss.
Savor it's breath upon my skin
and feel the touch I miss.
Perhaps one day I'll find you
'cross the miles and through the mist
'Til then fate's only granted me
this hollow loneliness.
SmileDid Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make
Others Feel
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Many Times, When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad
For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine .
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK
I believe that without a
friend you are missing out on a lot!!!
Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference!
Because I care about you, It's national care week. and you get to send messages to all your friends telling them that you care about them and make them feel good about themselves and if they write back ..
(just once) then that means that they care about you too.
BUT, you have to send
Christmas PresentWould you get me a Christmas present? Just click below, and you can "buy" me something cool this year!
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys
Christmas Trees & OnionsChristmas trees and onions :))
>> >
>> > A family is at the dinner table. Just for the shock value and to see if
>> > his dad would respond, the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds
>> > of
>> > boobs are there?"
>> >
>> > Surprised but always ready, the father answered, "Well, son, there are
>> > three kinds of breasts. First kind: In her 20s, a woman's breasts are
>> > like
>> > melons, round and firm. Second: In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears,
>> > still nice.... but hanging a bit. Third: After 50, they are like
>> > onions."
>> >
>> > "Onions?" quizzed the boy.
>> >
>> > His dad replied, "Yes... you see them and they make you cry."
>> >
>> > Of course this infuriated his wife and 18 year old daughter. So the
>> > daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?"
>> >
>> > The mother smiled knowingly and answered, "Well dear, a man goes
>> > through
>> >
>> > three phases. First: In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty
>> >
First LoveMy first love will be my last love I will never forget the smiles you brought to my face on that October day when we lay there in the rain.
Why did god have to give you this pain in your brain making you hate me and go insane. I wish that you could hear me and tell me your okay but all I see is that you’re in pain. Its making me go insane but if that what it takes to be with you I will because you’re my first and my last love
I will ever know.
Waking up in the same bed as you was a dream come true knowing you’re next to me
makes everything seem true. Knowing your gone has made me so blue not laying next to you, making me think about the pain you saved me from all them years ago. Grabbing this blade brings back all the pain I had before I met you, now you've gone the pain has come I cant hold it back no more, I must release this pain to the outside word the only way I know how. No tears can cure me only the blade that I hold in my hand can.
Today is the day they took yo
Domestic ViolanceI hate you I love you that’s why I beat you (title)
You come home late I smell drink of your breath you said you stayed late at the office
But your breath tells the truth, your dinners in the oven its cold by now eat it if you want you dam drunk how I wish I could say these words to him.
I go to the shower the only place I can cry on my own the radio hides the screams and sorrow my brain says leave this life of abuse and anger but my heart says they will change just give them time. I wash my body with my eyes closed not wanting to see the bruises they gave me just for one night I wish they would let my body heal it screams in pain from my feet to my brain. I wish I could tell my friend but the truth is to admit my beatings is more painful than receiving them.
Crying time is over down I go to wash up and try say hello, There they lay on the sofa sleeping off the drink I try not to make much noise as a clean up the table but a fork slips it hits the decking waking the be
Need A Girl To Talk To!what up! I lookin for a girl that sexy good personality good sence of humor,Likes to talk and likes to have fun so if thats you holla at me. peace!
Here We Go......ok once again this is not my religion but i find christianity has some good stories. so once again i took one and maybe gave it a little personal artistic changes...but what ever...you like it great...you don't oh well....you want to hate me for it well then you are probably a narrow minded idiot so oh well. if you haven't noticed by now i really don't care who i offend with anything i say or do anymore...accept it or don't....and i don't know why i just went on that rant but here is the reason we are all here:
tale of the martyr
fate has called his name
for him martyrdom awaits
he will carry his death
throughout the streets
for us he chose this
to walk this gauntlet
battering him with jeers
wading through the tears
this messanger of faith
condemned for his beleifs
to wipe the sweat from his brow
a glorified honor
to save him from his fate
an unatainable dream
golgotha bound, he continues
struggling this path of destiny
upon the hill he's raised
as a banner f
Ok Ladies, Here's Some Comments About MenStatement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and
Do ThisA little survey I put together.
Do This
Answer these questions honestly.
1. Do you find me attractive?
2. Would you date me?
3. What would you say if I gave you roses or a single rose?
4. Do you like a guy who is romantic?
5. Do you like to cuddle with a guy?
6. If I asked you out on a date, what would you say?
7. Do you have a crush on me or like me in any way?
8. Do you think I have a crush on you?
9. Would you like to get to know me? And if you already know me either somewhat or well, would you like to get to know me more?
Now let's spice it up a bit. Remember, be honest with your answers.
10. Would you kiss me?
11. What would you do if I said I wanted to kiss you?
12. What would you say or do if I said I wanted to make love to you (in a romantic way. Not flat-out sex.)?
13. Would you have sex with me?
14. What's your favorite thing to do in bed with someone?
15. Do you like to be held after sex?
16
Remember All Of Those Who Keep Us SafeRemembering our soldiers this holiday season (and every holiday season that they are not home)is a wonderful thing to do, no matter where they are stationed at this moment.
Let's also not forget our public safety personnel -- Our police officers, firefighters, and emts --either --the ones who have to be out on the streets, when everyone should be with family and friends.
Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to request the holiday off.
When you're out enjoying yourself this holiday season, please remember to watch out for the police officers who may have someone pulled over. Its not uncommon to hear about a cop being hit and killed because he or she wasn't seen by the motorist.
When you hear sirens & see the lights, pull over to the side so the emergency vehicle can get to where it needs to go in a timely manner & safely.
Don't let common sense and courtesy go out the window with each alcoholic drink.
They are not out to ruin your good time -- they are out
Moody PeopleIs anyone happy today? The past few days so many people have been pissed off and in a bad mood and it's really getting on my nerves :( Cheer up for god sake it's Christmas :)
Girlfriend ApplicationI was bored so I decided to re-post this from an old blog. Fill it out.
Girlfriend Application
BASICS
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
weight:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
OTHER
.Name 3 places you would want to go on a date:
a
b
c
What Kinds of music you like?
Do you drink? What is your alcohol of choice?
Do you smoke or do any drugs?
Do you like the rain?
If so...would you play in it with me?
What about the mud?
Do you like movies?
If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? if we were home
Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? !
Would you kiss me?
Do you play any sports?
If so...what?
Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure i made it home alright?
How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
Favorite body part on you?
What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)?
Would y
Have You Ever Needed Some One So BadHere I am, I'm in the wrong bed again
It's just a game I just can't win
There you are breathin' soft on my skin
Still you won't let me in
Why save your kisses for a rainy day
Baby let the moment take your heart away
Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah
Have you ever wanted someone
You just couldn't have
Did you ever try so hard
That your world just fell apart
Have you ever needed someone so bad
And you're the girl I gotta have
I gotta have you baby
There you go, midnight promises again
But they're broken by the dawn
You wanna go further, faster every day baby
But in the morning you'll be gone
And I'm alone
Every dream I dream is like
Some Kinda rash 'n' reckless scene
To give out such crazy love
You must be some kinda drug
And if my time don't ever come
For me you're still the same
Damned if I don't, damned if I do
I gotta get a fix on you
Def Leppard
Please Read....my brother and his wife were in a pretty nasty wreck about 6 am Thursday morning, The vehicle they were driveing was hit by a tractor and trailer on I-81, he is doing pretty good but she is not, please remember them in your prayers...
PollOkay, here's the deal. Pick a letter for which you'd do. Answer honestly.
If we were standing under the mistletoe together, which would we do?
A. Just kiss
B. Have sex
C. Just hold hands
D. Hold hands and kiss
2 The One That Was The Best Thing 2 Ever Happen 2 MeI wrote this on NOVEMBER 23RD 2006
I LOVE Her with all my Heart & Soul, She is the only one that i've ever loved like this & Meant it in my Entire Life. She is the only person that can make me smile when im down in the dumps no matter how sad or depressed i am she's the one girl that I know for a Fact i could Spend the rest of my life with & have no possible regrets for the rest of my life. Knowing she is by my side. No one truly knows the real meaning of a DREAM COME TRUE or the meaning of HEAVEN ON EARTH until they've met this BLUE EYED ANGEL. I will never be able to find anyone else like her for the rest of my life even if i tried to find another like her. People Leap hoping that they'll fly & not drop like a rock, SHE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE ME FLY and make me truly realize that i am a lucky guy to have such an amazing girl in my life.
I LOVE HER. I ALWAYS HAVE & I ALWAYS WILL
What I Really Wonder Is...what i really wonder is...
when do women take a shit? i seriously see chicks 5-6 days a week for yrs and have never seen them take a shit or discuss having to take a shit. Im not saying that it should be a topic of discussion at the dinner table BUT it would make women seem less like androids with no ass functions...I rarely hear women fart....except when i saw a movie on tv where they played battle shits...
it just got me to thinking...i wonder how much other stuff women do that they dont tell the men about...how often do they masterbate...do they shit with the door open...while they are on the phone with us...do they scratch their vaginas like men scratch our balls? Do girls that like football watch it for the sport or because the big muscular men in tight pants with jock straps on?
i wonder...
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Clothes Make The ManItems of clothing I've bought because I dreamed myself wearing them in some situation or another.
-A fez.
-A pair of overalls.
-a black beanie cap with a skull and cross bones (can be found in photos)
-A red courderoy smoking jacket.
-a pair of black woolen mittens.
-a green t-shirt.
Not Going To Be Having A Very Good Christmas.It all started out tonight. I don't know whats going threw my mothers head. Tonight we was all having dinner. Ok I know I am hard to shop for for christmas so I thought I would tell her what I wanted for christmas. She looks at me and tells me I am not getting you anything for christmas. She said you don't need anything, I bought stuff for your brother and sister and thats enough. Now I can understand if what I was asking for was very high priced or something. But its not its only $30. Now I know some of you that read this will think that I am crazy and think that can be expensive which yeah it can be to some. But hell she bought my sister a new tv and a dvd player, which she already has both that works perfectly fine. God only knows what she got my brother I can just imigine. I don't get why she is so cold towards me. I know she wasn't joking when she said I am not getting you anything for christmas just by the tone of her voice and Facial expression. I don't even want to go over to h
Emo QYour EQ is 160
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
How? Why?If we have our own why of life, we can bear almost any how.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Questioned By The PoliceQuestioned by the Police
Its 11pm and I am wide awake. So I decide to get a movie from blockbuster and a $1 chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box. I drive back home and pull up to my Apartment. As Im getting out of my car the Davis Police roll up on me. I know I have made complete stops at every sign and have been going the speed limit so whats the problem?
Police: Can I see some ID please? (Hand on his gun.)
Me: Ooookkay.. here you go. (Giving him a puzzled and annoyed look.)
Police: I will explain in a minute. (Sensing my confusion.)
My ID: Henry Chambers, 222 G Street, Davis CA.
Police: Do you live here? (What the hell?? Your holding my official drivers license and you cant figure out that I live here?)
Also note that I have an Official City of Davis X-Parking Permit sticker on the bumper of my car. The ONLY way to get this permit is to take a copy of your lease into the Police Station and pay $10. So isnt it freaking obvious that I live here????? Duh. Your not going
EqWhich Ringwraith are You?By Lisa
Paul Oakenfold @ Burning ManSo I'm walking around Burning Man Festival at night and I come up on this club that faces out into the desert. It features a big blue orb type of booth in which the DJ is working his magic. On top of the booth are two big metal horns that shoot fire into the sky as the DJ builds his music to a climax. Basically the coolest thing I've ever seen. Wednesday night I danced there til the sun came up and I had the time of my life. Thursday night I couldn't find it again. Damn! Friday during the day I made a point to find the place again which was lucky for me because when I found it I stopped and read the schedule. I couldn't believe my eyes the schedule read "Friday, 1am to 3am, Paul Oakenfold". My eyes popped out of my head. Paul Oakenfold is one of the DJ's that got me hooked on trance to begin with.
I spend some time at center camp watching performances. At 11pm I head back to the club. I get there and dance my way to the front as various DJ's perform. The clock finally hits 1am and
Stuck In The Bathroom Window.Its late afternoon and my son, Matteo, has decided that he wants a frostie from Wendy's. Okay no problem, he deserves it. We put on our shoes and I grab my wallet. Matteo is chattering away about, "daddy look at this" and, "daddy look at that." My mind wanders a bit. I get him outside and then I lock and close the door to my apartment. I feel like I forgot something.. hhmm. Oh yeah my keys. Crap! I jiggle handle hoping that maybe it isn't really locked, but it is. I try to pry open the kitchen window but it wont budge. I live 8 blocks away from my work so I decide to walk to work and get my spare key. So we walk the distance and the whole time my son is chattering away about everything in sight. We get to my office and the secret key lets us in. I'm searching the shelves, cabinets, filing drawers, desktops and bathroom for my spare apartment key. I can't find it. It must be inside of my apartment. I find a key that somewhat resembles my apartment key. So we start the hike back. We get
NamesakeThis is my namesake. Someone very dear and special to me named her son after her brother and me. This is Joshua Rayne!
Damn ....im Feeln Ollllllld !OK , SO IM CRUZN THRU YOUTUBE TRYN TO FIND SOME MUSIC VIDS TO THROW INTO THE STASH ......IM REMEMBERN STUFF AND FINDN IT , AS I DO THIS I START TO ACHE AND FEEL FATHER TIME BREATN DOWN THE BACK OF MY FRGN NECK !
I CAN REMEMBER GOING TO MOST OF THESE SHOWS WHEN THEY CAME OUT AND HOW IT WAS BACK THEN .
I CAN REMEMBER (I CANT BELIEVE IM PUTN THIS IN WRITEN) I USE TO HAVE VARIOUS COLORS OF CROSSCOLORS SHORTS ...MY FAV WERE THE PURPLE ONES WITH A WHT MISFITS"EARTH AD" T AND A PAIR OF 21 EYELET DOCS , WITH A FOOT HIGH BLEACHED WHT HAWK !!! GOOD I LOOKD STUPID ! OR BETTER YET ...CHINO STYLE SHORTS (FLAT FRONT ONLY) WITH THE HAWK A WIFE BEATER AND 3 EYED DOCS WITH EG'S (DO YOU REMEMBER EG SOCKS ?)
FK , THIS WAS THE TREND BACK THEN (EARLY 80'S TO THE 90'S) !!! I LIVED BOTH COASTS AND GREW UP BOTH SIDES OF THE STUPIDITY !(FL,CA,NY)
I WAS A FKN DORK !!!!WELL , AT LEAST WE WERE ALL DORKS BACK THEN !!!
I DONT MISS THAT ! I DO MISS MY BOOTS AND BRACES THO !!!I RETIRED THEM MANY YEARS AGO (PRO
Some Confusion LolFunnt it seems as you take the chance to actually talk to some their moral rightousnesses made and hate words thrown when they havent a clue about things. Got a nice message from a married woman to me a married man accusing me of being insensitive to her and remaring she loved the girls name by my name and would not be a part to any harem......the girls name Bonnie Nuit. For those out there whom are thinking right now " I don't blame her!" wont she be surorised to wake and find 1 there was no message. If it was a shout it was overlooked or not there ;) easy to think you clicked send and oopsie shut it instead and 2nd, Bonnie Nuit is no girl at all, but French for Good Night. So for those curious and those whom may ask in the near future. THIS is why I kep to myself and away from most people. Piss Off World!!
This Will Make You Realize....The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked.
And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning."
But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years.
So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, and taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth.
The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."
Then the nights came, and the storms, and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."
And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and
WallsAre you listening?
We write a thousand pages, they're torn and on the floor
Headlights hammer the windows, we're locked behind these doors
And we are never leaving, this place is part of us
And all these scenes repeating are cold to the touch
My hands seem to deceive me
When I'm nervous or when I'm healthy
The scenery's all drawn...
They hang here from the walls dear,
Painting pictures, bleeding colors,
blanket the windows...
Sometimes it gets so hard to breathe.
Your eyes see right through me.
These fights with your arms left beside.
One thing and one more says goodnight.
You've got the map come get to me.
These knuckles break before they bleed.
Tear out these veins that own my heart.
This skin that wears your lasting marks.
I've built these walls come get to me, come get to me.
Is this your lesson, a slight discretion,
The lines that keep you, the lines that sweep you.
Lock the doors from the inside...
Your face is so contagiou
Another Check InI will probably not be on line near as much as I used to be. A lot of things have changed in my life and I don't have the time to get on line the way I did before. But I wanted all of you to know that I have not forgotten about you just because I don't get to see you as much anymore. You are all never far from my thoughts. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and a safe one! Love to you all!
Rayne
Merry Fuckin Christmas....Becuase im too lazy to take the time to send this to everyone... Hopefuly Someone will come here and see it...
Yip.
Merry Christmas... Happy Yule,..
Xo Grim
A WarningI haven't smoked for a few days. I'm not OFFICIALLY saying I am quiting smoking, but I'm just going to see how long this lasts. If I seem angry or more psychotic then usual, you know the reason why.
Phoenix’s T’was The Night Before X-mass!Phoenix’s T’was the night before X-Mass! ( 2003 )
T’was the night before x-mass and all though my house.
It was damn f-in quiet, cuz I killed that damn mouse!
No stalking were hung by the chimney with cheer
Cuz we don’t have a fire place, Fuck I need a BEER!
The children where nestled all snug in their beds,
Which is good because if they weren’t I’d be bustin some heads.
Mom sipping brandy and Dad drinking jack
Were just getting ready to hop in the sack *shudders*
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
And a fat man ran past the window, to empty his bladder
Wasn’t hard to figure when the fat man ran past
I opened up the door in time to see Santa scratching his ass
No need for formalities as Santa looked back,
“Hey what’s crackin Phoenix!” And he handed me a half rack.
I said, “Come on in ya fat bastard, have yourself a snack”
“Don’t mind if I do, just watch the wise cracks.”
Then with his eyes twinkling I heard the man say
“Holy fuck that’s a
whol
All I Want Is YouAll I Want Is You
by BlueWolf
I'll wake in the morning
And pray it will be
Laying there beneath
The Christmas tree
There's one thing I want
It's not a game or a toy
It's all that I need
To bring my life joy
No, it's not money
Not a video game
I don't want a fortune
And I don't seek fame
All that I've desired
Each and every night
Is to be taken
From the dark into the light
It's in every thought I have
In everything that I do
The only gift I'll ever want
Is You
Wanting YouThere's a hole in my soul
a thought falls through,
when I can't get passed the
things, I don't understand
the things, I thought I knew
when you said the words to me.
But, then the story changes
and I wonder why,
you thought I'd forget,
or was it the truth
you left unsaid?
I can't seem to go forward,
can't seem to believe the things
I thought were true,
when the day changes the night,
like a Leopard changes it's spots
or the shift of light, changes the view.
Can you just say the words,
and not feel my pain,
or is the truth strived for by me,
in vain?
I need to know this is love,
I'm offered...
not just a need, at this moment,
that it's not something
you have to sustain...
just so you can,
get by day to day,
that I am the man
you've always needed,
I am the everything
you craved deep down inside.
I just need to feel,
I can make/keep you happy,
and you want to feel my heart,
sleeping in your arms.
Lying next to y
First KissJust one kiss was all it took
When your lips first touched mine
To send my satellite off its course
And orbit a Moon without light.
Like no other experience
Feeling infatuation's trance
Paralyzing all my senses
But hearing only my heart's dance.
Closing my eyes, feeling weak
Your love potion fast to react
Like a patient feverish and weary
I wait, anticipating your next act.
Your lips now whisper soft words
Making my intentions grow bolder
But dare to react I do not, for
Under your spell I'm your sculpture.
Shaping my heart, molding my mind
Touching my soul, caressing my spirit
Taking me places no maps can disclose
Leaving my World standing submitted.
Endless DreamsOh, these marvelous, endless dreams!
They make me so anxious
To go to bed at night;
Not even ever wanting to wake
In the bright morning, it seems!
In these dreams
I’m with you.
We’re walking, talking,
Holding hands;
We’re dancing to some silly love song
Or just singing with the band.
In these dreams
I’ve kissed your lips
And whispered my fantasies
In your ear.
I’ve held you
So very close to me
Your heartbeat is all I hear.
When I awaken
From these dreams
I am so lost and all alone.
I drift aimlessly
Throughout the day;
As I beg the night to come,
Only then, can I be with you
Leaning into your loving arms
Letting your love carry me away.
To a place so safe and warm.
Soul Mates…When you meet your soul mate, this person will have an instantaneous effect on you. A soul mate is someone who makes your knees go weak and takes your breath away.
With but a single glance they lessen your burden,
and but a smile, touch your heart.
You will feel a sense of total connection with this person.
They will touch you so deeply on so many levels
that you will want to share you innermost secrets.
For the first time in your life
someone will make you feel almost like a god.
Once you have met your soul mate, for better or sometimes worse, your life will never be the same...
One of the things which makes this encounter so unique
is the sense of a profound spiritual experience.
You both feel like this is meant to be and that you've been together before in a past incarnation.
When you meet your soul mate something happens —
the deep yearning, the compelling energy drawing you
to become physically intimate overwhelms many...
Nothing will have ever felt so right.
You Changed My World…At times the days seemed so long; I thought I'd never make it through,
Then suddenly, out of a dream, I have met someone like you.
I had locked up all my feelings and I'd thrown away the key,
Until your heart spoke a thousand words I knew were meant to be.
When times turned rough and lonely, and despair fell upon my face,
You comforted me and kept me safe in that loving special place.
You don't realize what you have and what you've done for me,
But the way you managed to steal my heart is what has set me free.
You've given me a feeling that no one else could ever change,
Your love has touched a place in me that I always found so strange.
It's as if you were cut right out of a spell cast upon my heart,
Because the crazy thing about it is, I've loved you from the start.
No one in this wide world could touch the feelings we share;
To the seconds I spend with you, nothing can compare.
You've opened my eyes and heart just enough and let me live,
You've changed my world wi
PoetryMadder than mad,Sadder than sad. Hotter than fire,Colder than ice.
People aren't shit until I roll the dice.
Enraged without proportions,my wick is quickly burning.
The hole seems much deeper, but my strength is way steeper.
Outsmarting my enemies and beating them down. When it comes to a thrown I wear the crown.
All alone in my palace without someone here ... No one to listen no one to care.
A flame deep inside me fighting to grow but without someone here I have nothing to show.
What did you say ? You don't understand ?
Of course you don't. Not even I can.
So Fucking Boredim freakin bored
so bored. people come talk to me please. he goes out and partys leaves me alone at home. but damn i so fuckin broke. id do anything for some extra cash
WhispersI heard my name in the Wind.
softy it called me
It took my breath away,
I leaned again the tree
I looked to the Moon
I looked for you
The wind whispered to me
lean on me,
can't you hear me calling
I reached for it
the sound was sweet
it stroked my face
and whispered
My heart quicked
my soul was touched
all in a whisper
from the wind!!!
So I will take flied,
I will listen
I will be touched
I will be lifted to a place I have never been
So are you listening
to the wind?
Risking Your HeartYour eyes hid behind glasses
The first time they met mine
I sat there staring,
You didn’t seem to mind
First comes dreams of you and me
Followed by heavy breathing,
Oh, she sees me looking
Quick, stare at the ceiling
She doesn’t know she moves me
I just can’t explain it,
But she does something to me
If anybody cared to look,
They’d see right through me
I’d never think to deceive her
If she lied through her teeth,
I'd be the one to believe her
Thoughts of her raining in my head,
It feels like a pouring storm
Like a song in the wind,
I’ve been lost since the day I found her
How could this happen,
She’s a goddess and all know
I just don’t fit with anyone
Maybe I should just let her go
I wish I could’ve told her,
All the things I kept inside
Now I guess it’s just too late
She’s gone away from me
And I’m left alone
Part of me died then,
And I’m not moving on
No friends of mine care
Because I’m alone in the world
Everyone has somewhere else
Slang Sex Termsi found this on a website browsin around the net and some of this shyt made me laugh my ass off.
so hope you all get as good a laugh as i did, however i know some of you will probably be learning something...
Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the
extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:
1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed
to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep
and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so
that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this
right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments
before you cum, sticking your d
Tainted ThoughtsThe silver blade glistens in the dark
flowing and delicate, making it's mark
carving scarlet rivers, new and fresh
crimson tears trickling down ghostly white flesh
tracing streams of blue and gray
feircely tearing the skin away
till there's nothing left but the brittle bone
but the hungry razor wont leave me alone
I push down hard, till it's too much to bare
if I were to die, would anyone care?
then I open my eyes, the vison has perished
the memory it brings, forever uncherished
this horrid dream, another image my mind wroughts
but I have not the strength, to stop these tainted thoughts
WeekendTo my friend's this weekend i will be pulling my stuff off CT the site is fun but iam not the game player if you want to chat to me ask me later if not i hope you have a gr8 gr8 christmas~~Nancy
I'm SorryI'm sorry
if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you
I'm sorry
if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry
If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry
if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry
if my hair is not long enough.
But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost, and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"
One Last Trip Down Memory LaneStaring into empty space,
Seeing nothing past my eyes.
Watching a world I would just as soon forget,
I'd rather turn and hide.
A place I had once called my home,
Many times before.
The same place that has torn me apart,
Over and over and over again.
Leaving me wondering where I went wrong,
And where my mind went blank.
The battered painting on the wall,
Showing it's face again.
The distorted face of one whose lost everything,
With nothing left to show.
The painting seems so real to me,
A self-portrait on the wall.
A reminder of how lost I am,
Magnifying every flaw.
Every hurt and heartbreak,
Confusion and grief.
Showing every haunting nightmare,
Burning every saving grace.
Lost I stare at endless lists,
Wondering which would work for me.
Lighting one last candle,
...Disappearing one last time...
HeyyyyyyHey all I am new here so just trying to get a feel for everything looks like a cool place....hope to meet some great people and have lots of fun talk to ya all soon I hope...
Memories"My body's still burning from your touch,
My skin's still fragrant from your flesh..."
Imprinted on my soul
Is the memory of your body.
"My lips still tingle from your kiss,
My tongue's still wanting your mouth's embrace..."
Uniquely yours, and my new addiction
Is the remnants of your taste.
The contours of your body and soul
are more familiar to me than my own.
A well-worn path in my memory,
That I can visit on those long nights alone.
With an unclear future and rocky past.
With worries of what's to come.
No matter what happens to us,
I have these memories to call my own.
Altar Of FleshAltar of Flesh
Take me in the vineyard.
Let me brace myself
against rungs
of wind-machine ladder
as I become altar,
invitation,
doorway to Divinity.
Bury in me all your longing,
the hardness of your day.
Seek the Goddess
deep within me.
Ground yourself in my flesh.
Lay me naked on the Earth
so voyeur moon can see
me open,
my breasts swaying
with your prayer.
Let wind dance across our skin,
caressing us with lover hands
to stoke the ancient fire
in our souls
to raging desire,
until you spill your offering seed
into the furrow of me.
Butcher KnifeI take this shiny butcher
Ponder the value of my life
See my reflection in the blade
Think of all the mistakes I've made
Ponder what my life is worth
Been a problem since my birth
Mother always was a bitch
Said I was a problem she couldn't fix
And if she ever get the chance
She'd get rid of me without a second glance
Lived my life looked down apon
Told I was of demon spawn
This butcher knife my only friend
And is my begining as well as my end
Run the blade then down my arm
Causing very little harm
Make shallow cuts here and there
As bright red blood spreads on my skin so fair
Slowly the pain starts to sink in
And now my pleasure will begin
Repeatedly I cut myself
Been told that I should seek some help
To late now I'm almost gone
From this wretched world that tortured me for so long
Whispers Of SuicideIt’s there,
It always has been.
Such a fragile side,
Brittle…
Broken too many times,
By those who say,
I love you…
I have considered it.
They say those who talk about it
Don’t do it,
Inside I just smirk,
Stupid bastards,
What would they know?
It’s like a lover,
A lover that lies dormant,
Until you need them.
To date,
I have avoided it…
It reminds me of a black rose,
Dried dead brittle,
If I dare touch it…
I’ve toyed with the idea,
Just when my hands get so cold,
I can’t warm them.
The park is dark where its’s kept.
All blacks, greys frosted whites.
Littered with broken altars,
Where blood has dried,
Black on white worn marble.
Unrequited love- deaths last kiss
Upon an iced breath
…. Whispers…
I will love…
I smile to his death wish
Not tonight my love.
Closing the ancient gates,
I don’t mind their screech of metal on metal,
…I walk away
Again.
Life Is PainThis sensation I feel is nothing new for me,
The darkness surrounding my heart is here to stay
Slowly I wander the depths, no purpose to be
My path, swallowed in shadow, eats my soul away
Each new day dawns only to bring nothing
Where are all the people that I used to know?
Pain in my head throbs to block the screaming
Years of this torture and with nothing to show
The emptiness consumes me, creating another
Enemies say I’ll suffer once I’ve reached hell
My suffering is my life, so I look no further
Sorrow and grief have no place within my shell
Happiness not even a memory, the void only to remain
Like shroud, I block the light till there’s only despair
I mock the agonies of others simply to lessen my pain
Even as evil as I may seem to be, I am really unaware
Humility and compassion do not cause me to ache
The nothingness sticks to the back of my throat
Everywhere I turn anguish finds me till I break
I need an escape, so I look back to what I wrote.
Week 1WELL THE FIRST WEEK IS OVER AND HAS BEEN REALLY HARD AND I WENT AND GOT WEIGHED TODAY I HAVE LOST 12 POUNDS SINCE SURGERY SO IF YOU ADD THAT TO THE 31 BEFORE SURGERY ITS A TOTAL OF 43 POUNDS SINCE MARCH AND THERE ARE MANY MORE POUNDS THAT ARE GOING TO BE SHED AND I WILL KEEP POSTING THE PROGRESS AND SOME PICS SOON TAKE CARE AND THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT THIS IS BEFORE SURGERY AND ONE WEEK AFTER
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D THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT
AfterAfter
Fingertips, smooth,
cool on my flesh
as they trace designs
at random in chilling sweat.
The scent of us both
lingering strong in the air,
coloring the room
with our lovemaking.
"Baby", you call me,
and smile, content
as I lie there in your arms.
"Lover" the name I return
like a blessing on my lips,
quivering in the newness
of our first meeting,
first mating.
Just two wild beasts
staving off reality
for one more hour.
My Life Is A House Off Cards....Today was just a very shitty day. I was almost arrested and walked away with not one, not two, but three tickets. Why you ask? Pretty simple really, I ran a red light cause the light was yellow and my car did not want to stop all the way on the wet road. Then, I got a ticket for no car insurance. Who would of thunk it that $11,000 a year does not get you very far in this country. Then the third and almost final ticket for driving with a suspended licience I just found out today I had the hard way. Due to the fact I did not get my car tested for fuel emissions and the DMV can not seem to gt my address right being I have lived in the same house for four years and have changed my address 3 times. Only to have them still have my address from before I moved into my current home.
So, you'd think this would be an pretty easy fix. Just get my car tested and in 72 business hours I should be clear. Excempt, I have no friends or family to drive my car there since I can not. Then, once it gets
Dwarfs!!!Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that from the next room he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again... ONE, TWO, THREE..... UHH!" all night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection"
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the bed!"
A Card For You...A card from me to you...if the click thing do not work, just copy and paste the link...
http://www.angelrays.com/snow/4.html
Smiles, hugs and love ...and thank you for all the joy you have given me while I was in here.
Celina
New Picksok so i posted new pictures under the me and family album if anyone wanted to know
Merry Christmas Woman Style!! Lol...REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers Till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Thank You For Your Suppot AgainOnce again I have seen something hear that makes me proud to be a member of the military. It’s all (of you) the people who support US the troops that are the real heroes. If it just saying a prayer for those who are in harms way or who do more such as the one who sent this to me. As a member of the armed forces (US) I salute you all. It is you who let US the troops know that we do have the support we need at home to do the job that we must do. As for me I don’t care what branch of the military your in you are my brother or sister. We all need to remember that right now it US united and all the other stuff doesn’t mean anything, and when there is peace then we can have our (This branch is better than that). I know that there are those out there who don’t agree with what’s going on in the world and that’s fine but even you need to support the troops because it them the troops who give you the right to disagree.
Last Veterans Day I was in a parade when a women came out of the cro
War Is Hell, And I Put It In Me PocketWell, This is the 3rd day in a row, that I haven't played WoW, since I reached lvl 60, because I'm playing BF2, again, but, mostly online, now... I am doing good, now... Today, I got counted for 5 kills near the beginning of one dog fight, because I was manning a tank and I spotted a UPC vehicle in the distance and took a shot, it blew up, and I saw a bunch of soldiers' bodies go flying in the air.. I look up in the corner, and I see 5 kills in my name... Woohoooooo! Wish I had an actual screenshot of that.. it was so cool, but, alas, I was awestruck by the moment;O) SUCH a good game!
3 WishesWell, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
W.b. YeatsWhen you are old and gray and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true;
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face.
And bending down beside the glowing bars
Murmur, a little sadly, how love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And his his face amid a crowd of stars.
I Don't Know What To Think About Her.NOT TOO LONG AGO I BROKE UP WITH MY GF. MOSTLY BECAUSE CT WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO HER THAN I WAS. AND WHEN NOTHING WAS GOING ON AT CT. SHE WOULD TALK MY EAR OFF. ALL ABOUT HER, WHICH WAS UNDERSTANDABLE, AND I WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO LISTEN. BUT IF I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE, SHE WOULDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT. IT I MEANTIONED IT THE NEXT DAY, SHE SAID I NEVER TOLD HER, AND OFFEN IT WAS THINGS I TYPED IN ON MESSENGER, NOT FROM ON THE PHONE. SHE NEVER CAME TO MY PAGE, 2 TIMES I THINK TOTAL. NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE MY COMMENTS OR EVEN LOOKED AT MY BULLETINS, BUT SHE SURE REPOSTED A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLES BULLETINS. BUT MINE WEREN'T WORTH HER TIME. SHE NEVER READ MY BLOG.
WELL I AM GETTING INTO TO MANY DETAILS. SO ANYWAY WE BROKE UP, SHE UNFRIENDED ME, UNFANNED ME,AND BLOCKED ME. WELL A FEW DAYS BACK SHE FANNED ME AGAIN, SHE HAS BEEN COMMING TO MY PAGE DAILY, AND SHE HAS BEEN READING MY BLOGS.
I AM STILL TOTALLY BLOCKED, SO I CAN'T ASK HER WHAT IS GOING ON. BUT SHE WILL SEE THIS, I AM SURE.
"what Do You Mean There's No Santa?"I remember my first Christmas party with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!"
My grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns.
Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go."
"Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second cinnamon bun.
"Where" turned out to be Kerby's General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everyth
By ѕouτheяиღєhαяmIn my world before I met you,
everything seemed to be apart.
In my eyes before they saw yours,
it was all unclear to my heart.
When you walked into my heart
something found an unknown life.
When darkness seized my heart,
you've fixed what was black and white.
From a forsaken, misplaced girl;
you braced my life over again.
You suppressed what was gone,
and loved me until the end.
Nothing can mend what you gave
or how you made my dreams vast.
I'll never understand why you love me,
or how you let go of my long past.
The past that lost half of me,
and neglected my tainted love.
The past that challenged me
to let me know: I'm good enough.
Good enough for what you have,
and what you've given to me.
I'm good enough for the love;
Good enough for what I can be.
To Confuse SantaTake everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
ChristamasMERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!
HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND TAKE CARE I WILL NOT BE ON TILL AFTER CHRISTMAS TALK TO U ALL THEN
Merry Christmas Comment Graphics
HUGS AND KISSES LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!
Another By Lord ByronLoves Last Adieu
The roses of Love glad the garden of life,
Though nurtur'd 'mid weeds dropping pestilent dew,
Till Time crops the leaves with unmerciful knife,
Or prunes them for ever, in Love's last adieu!
In vain, with endearments, we soothe the sad heart,
In vain do we vow for an age to be true;
The chance of an hour may command us to part,
Or Death disunite us, in Love's last adieu!
Still Hope, breathing peace, through the grief-swollen breast,
Will whisper, ÒOur meeting we yet may renew:
With this dream of deceit, half our sorrow's represt,
Nor taste we the poison, of Love's last adieu!
Oh! mark you yon pair, in the sunshine of youth,
Love twin'd round their childhood his flow'rs as they grew;
They flourish awhile, in the season of truth,
Till chill'd by the winter of Love's last adieu!
Sweet lady! why thus doth a tear steal its way,
Down a cheek which outrivals thy bosom in hue?
Yet why do I ask?---to distraction a p
Well..Wow, this site in really amaizing... its way better than myspace. but yet, myspace isnt complicated lol. I cant believe christmas is like 3 days away. I still need to get my bf something. I hate doin late christmas shopping.
Well, its 12:41 am, and im really tired. and i dont got to much to honestly say right now.
so who ever reads this. hope u have a Merry Christmas.
Wanted!!!!All stations are to be on the lookout for the following
individual(s) that are WANTED by an agency(ies) within the United
States of America. The US State Department has expressed interest
in extraditing the following individual(s) from anywhere in the
world.
NAME
Kringle, Christopher Also Known As Santa, Jolly Old Man, Saint Nick
RACE
Unknown
HEIGHT
6' 0"
WEIGHT
320 lbs
SCARS/TATTOOS
Across both buttocks words Merry Christmas.
LAST SEEN WEARING
Red suit pants and Jacket with red thermal underwear. Red hat,
with white tassel.
KNOWN TO BE DRIVING
1964 red convertible, with a nine Reindeer powered engine. Vehicle
was displaying a red light on front, in violation of the State of
Alaska Vehicle and Traffic law.
WANTED FOR THE FOLLOWING CIMINAL VIOLATIONS
- Being Jolly in a No Jolly zone,
- Breaking and entering dwellings,
- Leaving un-addressed packages in violation of US Postal Laws,
- Intentional dumping of reindeer feces
Night Before Christmas In TexasTwas the night before Christmas, In Texas you know,
Way out on the prairie, without any snow.
Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,
A dreaming of Christmas, like me and like you.
Not stockings but boots, at the foot of their beds,
For this was Texas, What more need be said?
When all of a sudden from out the still night,
There came such a ruckus, it gave me a fright!
And I saw cross the prairie, like the shot from a gun,
A loaded up buckboard, Come on at a run.
The driver was "whistling" and "shouting" with a will,
The "Horses" (not reindeer) he drove with such skill.
"Come on there Buck, Poncho, and Prince, to the right"
There'll be plenty of travelin' for you-all tonight.
The driver in his Levis, and a shirt that was red,
Had a 10 gallon Stetson on the top of his head.
As he stepped from the buckboard, he was really a sight,
the beard on his chin was so curly and white.
As he burst in the cabin, the children awoke,
Both so astonished, that neithe
Im Really Close!!Hey i am really close to being pushed over the level 5 mark to level 6. Can you please help me!!
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Don't You Wish?Do you ever find yourself wishing you could go back in time and get a do over? I do.
My sister turns 16 today. I wish I could go back starting at my 16th birthday and get a 2 year do over. I would do so many things different. But then I think of that whole 'butterfly effect' kind of thing happening. I still wish though. But, I would have never had Nicholas. And although it was a tragic thing and it has been hard, I don't regret it. Losing him I think has made me stronger, but still weak to things.
Christmas is now three days away. I am getting more and more excited about it as it draws nearer. I'm like a little kid again. I see the presents under the tree and just want to dive in. I also like the fact that its the only time of the year that my family doesn't argue. That's always nice. I'm happy to be excited about something again. But after Christmas, what do I look forward to? A new year with new mistakes? Trying to lose the pounds I've packed on during the holidays? My birthd
Redneck ChristmasIt was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park
Not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked.
Our stockin's was hung over the space heater with care,
In hopes Santy would fill 'em with Viennas and beer.
The kids was alseep in their NASCAR pj's,
Dreamin' of Goo Goo Clusters, Moon pies, and RC's.
And Earlene in her curlers and me in my John Deere cap
Had just settled into our La-Z-Boys for Wheel of Fourtune and a nap.
Then out in the vacent lot I heard such a commotion
I thought it was neighbor Clyde, finally got his T'bird in motion.
I heaved out of my recliner and to the window I flew,
Busted out the screen and hollered for Blue.
The moon was shinin' down on my old wrecked cars
So bright they was sparklin' like rusty old stars.
And I couldn't believe my own hardworking eyes
When a jacked up Ford pickup come flyin' through the sky!
Faster'n Ole Ironhead hs possums they came
And he whooped and hollered and called 'em b
Bedtime Prayernow i lay me down to sleep please lord i hope i never wake.
Blonde LoteryA blonde went to buy a lottery ticket, and sure enough, she won! She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. The blonde says, "Great! I want my $20 million now please."
The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The blonde, furious with the man, finally screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
True Man Facts....1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the stro
Chocolate Peanut Butter BarsOriginal recipe yield:
72 servings
PREP TIME 30 Min
READY IN 30 Min
INGREDIENTS
* 3 cups sugar
* 1 cup light corn syrup
* 1/2 cup water
* 1 (18 ounce) jar creamy peanut butter, melted
* 1 1/2 pounds milk chocolate confectionery coating*
DIRECTIONS
1. In a large heavy saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup and water. Cook and stir over low heat until sugar is dissolved; bring to a full rolling boil. Boil, stirring constantly, until a candy thermometer reads 290 degrees F (soft-crack stage).
2. Meanwhile, place melted peanut butter in a large greased heat proof bowl. Pour hot syrup over peanut butter; stir quickly until blended. Pour onto a well-buttered baking sheet; cover with a piece of buttered waxed paper. Roll mixture into a 14-in. x 12-in. rectangle. While warm, cut into 1-1/2-in. x 1-in. bars using a buttered pizza cutter or knife. Cool completely.
3. Melt confectionery coating; dip bars and place on waxed paper to harden.
A Letter From Santa..lmao!!!Message from Santa
I have been watching you very closely
to see if you have been good this year
and since you have I will be telling my elves
to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts
from the 12 days of Christmas,
But we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have
all come down with VD from fiddling with
the 10 ladies dancing,
The 11 lords leaping have knocked up
the 8 maids a-milking, and the
9 pipers piping have been arrested
for doing weird things to the
7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,
the 4 calling birds,
the 3 French hens,
the 2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree
have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this!
Mrs. Claus is going through men
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Cream Cheese Christmas CookiesOriginal recipe yield:
60 servings
INGREDIENTS
* 1 cup butter, softened
* 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese
* 1 cup white sugar
* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 cup chopped pecans
* 1/2 cup green sugar crystals
* 1/2 cup red sugar crystals
* 1 cup pecan halves
DIRECTIONS
1. Cream together the butter and cream cheese. Add sugar and vanilla; beat until light and fluffy.
2. Combine the flour and salt; gradually add to creamed mixture, beating until well blended. Stir in chopped pecans. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 15 minutes.
3. On four sheets of aluminum foil, shape dough into four 6 inch rolls, 1 1/2 inches in diameter. Wrap each roll tightly in foil and refrigerate over night.
4. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Line cookie sheets with foil. Remove rolls of dough from refrigerator one at a time. Coat each roll with red or gr
The Wooden BowlWooden Bowl
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. We must do something about Grandfather," said the son. I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor. So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork
Caramel Pecan CookiesOriginal recipe yield:
4 dozen
PREP TIME 25 Min
COOK TIME 8 Min
READY IN 1 Hr 33 Min
INGREDIENTS
* 1 cup butter or margarine, softened
* 1 cup white sugar
* 1 cup packed brown sugar
* 2 eggs
* 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
* 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
* 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
* 1 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 cup chopped pecans, divided
* 1 tablespoon white sugar
* 5 rolls chocolate-covered caramel candies
DIRECTIONS
1. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, 1 cup white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine the flour, cocoa, and baking soda; stir into the sugar mixture until well blended. Stir in 1/2 cup of the pecans. Cover, and refrigerate dough for 1 hour, or until firm.
2. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In a shallow bowl, combine the remaining 1/2 cup pecans and 1 tablespoon of sugar; set aside.
3. Press 1 t
I Dont Believeyou can tell me its forever
as you kiss my cheek
we can spend the nights together
every day of the week
but when you say its forever
thats when i stop
I dont believe in promises
made from the heart
I dont beleive in promises
because they fall apart
we smile at each other
holding hands
as we walk along
talk about what he or she did
and how its just wrong
and how it would never happen
to us at all
and how we will always be together
but its not that simple because
I dont believe in promises
made from the heart
they leave you cold alone
sad and choking
on things that fall apart
French FruitcakeThis fruitcake needs no aging
Original recipe yield:
1 - 9 x 5 inch loaf cake
INGREDIENTS
* 3/4 cup candied orange peel
* 1/2 cup coarsely chopped walnuts
* 1/2 cup raisins
* 1/2 cup golden raisins
* 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
* 1/2 cup butter, softened
* 1/2 cup white sugar
* 2 1/2 tablespoons honey
* 2 eggs
* 1 1/2 tablespoons light cream
* 2 tablespoons dark rum
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
DIRECTIONS
1. Toss the candied orange peel, walnuts, and raisins with 2 tablespoons flour. Set aside.
2. In a large bowl, cream the butter with the sugar and honey. Beat in the egg, then the cream or milk, rum, and vanilla. Stir together the remaining 1 1/2 cups flour and the baking powder; beat into the creamed mixture. Stir in the fruits and nuts. Turn the batter into a greased and floured 9 x 5 inch loaf pan.
3. Bake in a preheated 350 d
Happy Holidaystoo all my friend happy holidays
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Oklahoma Bound!Hey there Cherry stalkers lol!! I am headed out of town tomorrow morning for Oklahoma for the Xmas holiday to see my parents and my 90 yr.old Grandmother. This could be our last Xmas with her so I am gonna make the best of it. Soooooo, I won't be on until Monday evening when I arrive home. I will miss everybody! So stop by often and show me some love while I am gone. I hope every one has an awesome and safe holiday!!
Mwahh!!
Stefani (Sugarbutt)
Cranberry Nut Bread IA moist quick bread with a faint hint of orange flavor, and the tang of bits of cranberries.
Original recipe yield:
1 -9x5 inch loaf
INGREDIENTS
* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 3/4 cup white sugar
* 3/4 teaspoon salt
* 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1 cup chopped cranberries
* 1/2 cup chopped nuts
* 1 tablespoon orange zest
* 1 egg
* 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
* 3/4 cup orange juice
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease one 9x5 inch loaf pan.
2. Combine the flour, sugar, salt, baking powder and baking soda. Add the cranberries and chopped nuts, stir to coat with flour.
3. Combine the egg, oil, orange juice and grated orange peel. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture and stir until just combined. Spoon the batter into the prepared pan.
4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 50 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Let bread sit for
Blackberrysalt in your wounds
gets out the stains
drink away the sins of the night
forget about everything
dont really care about what you think
or what you talk about
live the lie
leave it behind
shine on the serpent
drink blood from its tail
let loose of the sickness
its all the same to me
drag it around again
set me free
ComebackA physics professor was very strict about attendance, and
despised tardiness. Every student caught arriving to class late
(especially those interrupting his lecture) was quickly
reprimanded in front of the whole class. Students were quick to
comment on the professor's genetics.
One day a student entered through the front doors of the lecture hall, while the professor was writing notes on the chalkboard. The professor caught the student out of the corner of his eye (this acute sense of peripheral vision, further supported the rumors of his evolution), and turned to face the student. He demanded, "What do you think you're doing?"
Being a science student, one naturally thinks quickly, so the
student snapped up and replied, "I came down from the back to
get a better look at the board."
Gingerbread Boys And GirlsThese cookies are formed by cookie cutters. By using a toothpick to make a hole in the top of the cookie, you can hang them on the tree. You can also make paint out of egg yolks, and food coloring to make them more colorful--use as much food coloring as needed to create desired hue. My girls and I would spend hours making these cookies each Christmas so we could hang them on the tree."
Original recipe yield:
2 1/2 dozen
INGREDIENTS
* 1/3 cup shortening
* 1 cup packed brown sugar
* 1 1/2 cups dark molasses
* 2/3 cup cold water
* 7 cups all-purpose flour
* 2 teaspoons baking soda
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1 teaspoon ground allspice
* 1 teaspoon ground ginger
* 1 teaspoon crushed cloves (optional)
* 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 2 egg yolks
* 10 drops food coloring
* 1/2 teaspoon water
* 3/4 cup raisins
DIRECTIONS
1. Mix shortening, brown sugar, and molasses thoroughly. Stir in 2/3 cup water. Blend flour,
Pre-nup!!A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." she said. "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with
ContestA guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm really hungry and thirsty too. It was freakin' freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink.
After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come
up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.
They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got
one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in
yours but you can't pee in mine".
So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is
four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll
never know the depth of mine."
Panettone Christmas CakesIngredients
panettone, cut into 1½ inch slices
honey, to drizzle
50g/2oz pre-rolled marzipan
50g/2oz pre-rolled icing
1 clementine, peeled and segmented, to garnish
Method
1. Using Christmas shaped chefs' cutters, cut out shapes in the panettone.
2. Drizzle the shapes with honey and then cover with the ready-rolled marzipan.
3. Drizzle with more honey and cover with the ready-rolled icing.
4. Use a mini-blowtorch to brown the icing and serve with the clementine segments
Preparation time less than 30 mins
Cooking time no cooking required
First Day On Cherry Tapi am so excited. it is my first day on cherry tap and i am already a cherry grunt. my daughter and my sister in law said it took them longer than that. i am enjoying the people i am meeting and the conversations.
Christmas CakeIngredients
225g/8oz plain flour
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 tsp mixed spice
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
200g/7oz butter
200g/7oz dark brown sugar
2 tbsp black treacle
1 tbsp marmalade
1/4tsp vanilla essence
4 eggs, lightly beaten
800g/1 3/4 lb mixed dried fruits
100g/3 1/2 oz chopped mixed peel
150g/5oz glace cherries, halved
100g/3 1/2 oz blanched almonds, chopped
brandy
To Decorate the Cake:
200g/7oz marzipan
1-2 tbsp apricot jam, warmed
Royal Icing
3 egg whites
600g/1lb 5oz icing sugar, sieved
11/2tsp liquid glycerine - optional
1 tbsp lemon juice
Method
1. Heat the oven to 150C/300F/Gas2. Grease a 20cm/8inch round or an 18cm/7inch square cake tin and line the bottom and sides with baking parchment.
2. Sieve the flour, salt, mixed spice and cinnamon into a bowl.
3. Cream the butter and the sugar in a large mixing bowl and then mix in the sugar, treacle, marmalade and vanilla essence until light and fluffy.
4. Mix the eggs a little at a time into the mixture adding
To All My FreindsI have been a little down this past week or too so if I dont get back to you guys it is not you I just have not felt like being online I am having a ruff time with the holiday season due to the fact that on the 30th of this month it will be the two year aniversary that I lost my lil boy so I will get back to all of you as soon as I get over the emotions and stuff I am going through. God bless all of you and have a very merry christmas and a happy new year
Keep Ur Nose Out Of My LifeI am sick of everyone butting in my life. Its my life, stay the fuck out of it. To all ya'll on my friends list........if u have no idea what I'm talkin' bout, then this aint pointed toward u. The others, back the fuck off. I'm gonna do what I wanna do. I am trying to make me and my kids happy, and if that pisses u off, then go fuck urself. I dont give a rats ass anymore. I am tired of trying to pls everyone. Its my time. I'm takin time for myself and my kids. Its long over do. I cant pls all ya'll and I refuse to try anymore. Yeah I'm throwing away 7 years. Who fuckin cares. I'm not happy, my kids arent happy, and thats all that matters to me anymore. Our happiness. I'm tired of ppl flapping their lips on shit they no nothing about. Unless it involves u, stay the fuck out. And just to clarify something, I'm not out fuckin someone. Even if I was, it aint none of ur damn business, so back up, and stay out of my shit. I apologize to the ones reading this and r wonderi
Update & PoemsWell.. we got our pics today... yay! She's gettin so big and adorable... I guess what hurts the most is that I cant be there in her time of need... she's my little angel.... Well... christmas is 4 days away and i still havent done any shopping for anyone but domanic... Ive got him covered... thanks to the childsupport checks.... since his fuckstick of a father cant be bothered to buy him anything, i'll just use his money to buy domanic stuff ... i dont know what Im gonna get for my friends... if anything besides cards... blah... I wish I had a job... but oh well... I cant afford to have a job... does that make sense??? Actually if you all knew my perdictiment it would, Im one term away from being on academic probation and being kicked outta school... I have a 1.8gpa. I got the letter in the mail today. Merry fuckin christmas huh? All I want for christmas... blahIm feelin a little poetic right now... those who kno me well, know that 2 years ago, i used to write poems to cover my emot
To Lesbian Goddess And 2 Whomever This May Apply 2Before I get started I jus want to apologize to all my friends and family here.. for may actions before hand...
Look Amanda or whatever your fukkin name is...
Let me say this and then i hope like hell you stay the fukk out of my shouts...
First of all let me give you the fukkin 411 on the definition of a fukkin real Lesbian
LESBIAN.....ONE WHO SEXUALLY is into same sex...MEANING SWEETHEART...The dicks stay in the draw...
BI....ONE WHO SEXUALLY is into "BOTH SEXES"
MEANING SWEETHEART...YOU like a sux a dick here and a pussie there....
NOW... I never said anything about you and ur misfortune... I feel for you.. like i said to you before.. i would not wish that upon anyone...I hope you went after the lil fukker that did it...Meaning...Legally...
I really don't know you from jack or jill.i really could give a dayum who you fukk.
You seem to be a lil confused not if ur a lesbian or not but in everything in general.. From the shouts out that you sent me..
But thi
I Think. . .I think I want to be naked, laying waist deep in desire. Lost in the rhymes of words unsaid. Screaming only your name, and unable to utter a single sound. I think I want this to be more then just a dream. To shake off my fears and stand proud in my nothing. Its strange how these things play around out minds and make up do nothing but lay in wanting or seek. I do nothing. I wait to ask. But I still think I want to be naked.
So True...Your dominant emotion is ANGER.
You are predominatly angry. You tend to fly off the handle at almost nothing and explode in rage when something bad actually happens.
Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
Yes!!!!I ROCK.... YES, YES I DO!!! YOU KNOW IT I KNOW FUCK WE ALL KNOW IT.... SO LETS ALL GO ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!
I'm A MonsterYou are Frankenstein!
You are a sensitive and misunderstood creature. You are incredibly kind and more human than people who were created through natural means. But unfortunatly, you have a nasty revenge streak and therefore everyone is afraid of you.
Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
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Am I Good Or Evil... Let's Find OutYeah... welcome to the battle inside my head!
Are you Good or Evil?
You are half evil, and half good. The perfect balance!
'Are You Good or Evil?'(QuizGalaxy.com)
Hummmmok guys im still trying to figure all this out..grr but hey i will get it wach and see im just like that.lol just give me a lil bit and i will get it..i promise i will but anyways i think im going to like it once all is said and done.
huggs and kisses to all
Sometimes........Sometime I wake up at night, and can't go back to sleep. Sometimes I cry and don't know what is wrong. Sometimes, I feel like I can fight a room full of people. Sometimes I pray to God I had never been born. Sometimes I like to stop and look at the horizon. Sometimes I like to stay up all night doing nothing at all. Sometimes I wish I was someone else. Sometimes I think everyone is talking about me. Sometimes I talk to whoever is inside of me that answers back. Sometimes I wish I could fly away over the earth on a warm spring day. Sometimes I wish someone would break into my house, just to see what I would do to them. Sometimes I can't believe how far i've made it. Sometimes I can't stand to go on. Sometimes I dont know if i'm dreaming or not. Sometimes I change the ending of movies, because they aren't true anyways. Sometimes I remember how good things used to be. Sometimes I stare at strangers, to see who looks away first. Sometimes I wish I was not so weak. Sometimes I wish I could
Im Up For Sale!!Here's the rules!!
Put in the subject "I'm up for sale" and
see who wants to own you
The first people to leave you a MESSAGE.
saying "I own you", owns you
It's that simple
p.s Repost because this is funny
and surprising to see who gets you first!
if u dont repost this you will have the worst day tommorow and message me wit your answer
My Sexual Iq .. Bow Down Before Me!!You have a sexual IQ of 133
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Angel For Little AeliyahGo to sleep my angel and dream
Of heavenly places and heavenly faces
You shall be missed, my angel but rest in peace
In this world you could easily get hurt
Don't fret my angel you are safe in God's arms
He will take care of you
And will always be with you
Mortal dreams of riches, but my angel
You are rich for eternal life
So sleep now angel you are full of love and beauty
We will all be with you soon
Sweet dreams my angel
When you wake up you'll know that
Your dreams have come true
An Angel to guide you on your way
An Angel to brighten your day
When you need an uplifting thought A hand to hold or to hug a lot
An Angel to sit with you awhile
An Angel to make you smile
Our Angel knows our dented soul. The friend comes from an unknown
source and soon we feel complete once more.
An Angel to encourage and guide
An Angel to stay by your side.
Wings of a bird
Wings of an angel.
Wings of living things.
When you died
you were given wings to fly
white
My Hidden Sexual TalentUsing your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
My FriendI KNOW THIS GIRL IN REAL LIFE AND SHES AWESOME AND KICKS ASS AS A FRIEND....SO PLEASE GO RATE HER ADD AND HER TELL HER SHES BEAUTIFUL!MWAHZ! ~KISS THE BIRD~
breaking down@ CherryTAP
What Will You DoI GIVE YOU MY BODY, AND SOUL
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH IT?
TOUCH, CARESS, HOLD IT?
OR WILL YOU TORTURE TEASE, AND CONTROLL IT.
I GIVE YOU MY MIND
HOW WILL YOU ARE FOR IT?
WILL YOU EXPLORE, PONDER, AND BE
IN AWE OF IT?
OR WILL YOU SCOLD, BELITTLE, AND DEMEAN IT.
I GIVE YOU MY SOUL
HOW WILL YOU ACCEPT IT?
WILL YOU SET IT FREE AND FOLLOW IT?
OR WILL YOU HAUNT , SCARE AND CAPTURE IT.
Drink Myself Numbsettle in like a noose around my neck
close off the life I once had
drink myself numb
passing out again
all is said and done
watch time stumble in
I see that look in your eye
feel the whip on my back
unlink the chain of illusion
slither in along the cracks
but i cant look at your face
cant see the soul within
see the scars you cant erase
freedom rings once again
black night love affair
simple minded fears
sit alone and stare
counting all the wasted years
Ache For YouAche For You
My body aches for you and yearns for your touch
You are my burning desire
My inspiration whom I love so much
Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet
With my mouth my tongue to seek
Lost in your eyes I am losing control
Its your body I want to know
You set my heart on fire,
because you are my disire
Sensations overflow
Your kisses are so fine yet so sweet
Tracing my skin with your tongue to seek
You make me so wet as I am controlled by you
Raising my hips to greet your flow
Entering my body so smooth yet so slow
I am in ecstasy,
just to have you next to me
Quivering and shaking with the love that we make,
I am breathless and Its makes me so weak
I breath for you, and you for me
Look into my eyes search your soul and I will always be.
Drunk Idiots ChristmasThe Drunk Idiots Christmas special is Friday Dec. 22nd @ 9:30pm EST featuring all three of the original Drunk Idiots. We'll be playing such classics as "Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa", "Holy Shit it's Christmas" and "I Got a Boner for Christmas." Tune in, chat and get drunk. www.thedrunkidiots.com
Holidays Are HereI just wanted to wish everyone a very merry xmas and a wonderful new year..
My Sign ... LolPisces
You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often.
Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not.
Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
New Vids In The Stash...and they are fucking hillarious...
cept the devin hester one...that shit is just amazing to watch
holla
RelationshipsLove Is Like Sand, If You Hold On Too Tight It Might Slip Away!
Name A DrinkName A Beer, a liquor or any kind of alcholic drink... and
lets see if we can start an alcoholic chain gang... name a one without repeating then re-post... PERIOD!!!
*~B33~*-- Jack Daniels
JULIO-G -- Bud Light
Turtle G- Budwiser
E-von-- Purple stuff
Nea*perkinz*--southern comfort
Skeebs--carona
K.ROSE~"HYPNOTIC"
BEAUTIFUL--~--"YAGUR"
N8tive Honey-Everclear
Raena- Frozen Margarita
Candy-amaretto sour
Lushuslou-Piece of Ass (SoCo, ammaretto, sweet n sour, on rocks)
Pretty ~ Long Island Ice Tea....was my favorite when I drank
~CaRrOtS~ Tequilla
Jennifer~~~Grey Goose
MoJo!***FUBAR***
Amanda~ Smirnoff Raspberry
Mysticpotion ~ Crown!!!
Life...No matter how many times you fall, remember to get back up and try again. No one is perfect.. (Except me of course!!!!)
How Pure Are You Come Find Out By Taking This Purity Test..Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
Purity Test
MY RESULT:Diiiiiirty
Didn’t anyone ever tell you there’s more to life than booze and being bad and making out? Maybe you missed that day of school.On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 2 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 33% pure, give or take a couple Irish car bombs. That’s a pretty rough way to go through life, don’t you think? Maybe you should try purifying yourself. Take a couple dozen hot baths, pet some orphaned puppies and call us in the morning.
Take This Quiz!
What Christmas Ornament Are You?You Are a Tree
You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree!
What Christmas Ornament Are You?
What Is Your Sexual Zodiac? Do You Have A ClueCancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.
You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.
Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How To Install Love!HOW TO
INSTALL
LOVE
Customer:
I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep:
The first step is to open your HEART.
Have you located you HEART, ma'am?
Customer:
Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are
running?
CS Rep:
What programs are running, ma'am?
Customer:
Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep:
No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It will remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those problems prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma'am?
Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tel
Nopi Nationals Motorsports SupershowCity , State
Date
Location
Event
ATLANTA AREA - HAMPTON, GA
September 15 & 16
Atlanta Motor Speedway
Drift Comp | Car Show
About NOPI
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NOPI - Pronunciation: 'no-PEE - Function: adjective or noun - Date: late 20th century
Etymology: Initially American English spoken among teenagers and youth adults. Usage spread through Europe, South America and Asia.
Definitions: 1) an immersive, aspiring lifestyle centered on performance sports and participatory, high-energy entertainment. 2) Fashionable, sexy and beautiful. 3) Used as an intensive (A car NOPI fast). 4) Marked by deliberated emphasis ofacceptance and respect (A NOPI event). 5) Facilitating relief from commercialism and massiv eadvertising campaigns. 6) Producing an impression of being contemporary, innovative and stylish
Founded in 1966, NOPI (Number One Parts, Incorporated) is one of the country's leading parts distributors in the $2.3 billion market for sport-compact
Hey EveryoneI just wanted to say hello, and see what everyone else is up to.
Im sittin here at home in my boxers...just hangin out hopin for something to happen.
Hopefully i will have a good reason to get the toys out tonight.
Take a peek at my pics, tell me what you think, request something if you would like!!
Send me a message or a shout if you want to talk!
Magentai see myself true
tattered tired soul
chasing love to make me whole
chasin my love is lik e chasing the sea
comes in with the tide
then taken from me
hastily, its wild , no one can claim it
there but free, no one can shame it
but i ashamed, give my heart away too easy
do as im asked every time my love sees me
i am magenta inside , feel like dying
but my lover he cares not that im crying
swallowing diamonds-the very core of ME is shattered
as i lay here my pride bruised, my spirit battered
put it to sleep, my soul, tired & tattered.
What Is Your Seduction StyleYou are charming.
You are very bright, and able to completely express yourself verbally. You have a lot of charisma and people are naturally attracted to you.
'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com
Irritating ShitOkay I don't know wtf is up with the stach item but why the hell can't I delete my items or edit my titles even though it had the delete options and edit options on it. Its really fucking making me mad. Can someone explain this shit to me?
Christmas Party©Any one that knows me knows I love suprises. Especially when I am the one giving the suprise...(evil grin).
I pulled up in front of the house and walked to the door. Thank goodness a cool front had moved through. Nothing worse than trying to get into the Christmas spirit when its in the 70's outside. Although I admit it's kinda nice come febuary when we can go the the beach. The smell of fires burning in the cool crisp air and the mists of fog kissing everything. Light bathed the porch as she opens the door and steps out to greet me. "Merry Christmas" she breathes kissing me. Front my jacket pocket comes her suprise. It's a small red velvet box with a gold string bow. Now let me stop you right now and tell you,it is NOT a ring,sheesh. This is for tonights party. Opening the box a slightly confused look on her face make me smile. Looking into my eyes,hers suddenly brighten as she gets it. It's an egg. And I have the remote control...(mischevious grin).
Leading her down the wa
Christmas In The SouthChristmas in the South...
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me.
The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
Another FunnyThree Wise Men...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Im Sorry BabyIM SORRY BABY
I DONT LOVE U THAT WAY
ONLY AS A FRIEND
THESE R THE WORDS
THAT HID THE STARS
MADE CUPID'S ARROW BEND
IM SORRY BABY
YOU GOT TO GO
IM THRU WITH YOU TONIGHT
BUT THANK U FOR THE SERVICE
YOU HAD SOME FUN TOO, RIGHT?
IM SORRY BABY I CANT HOLD YOU
I ONLY CRAVE THE FUN
THANK U FOR THE PLEASURE
YOU GOTTA LEAVE NOW HUN
IM SORRY BABY FOR THE TEARS
WWELLED UP IN YOUR EYES
I CANT CONSOLE YOU BABY
I CANNOT COMPRIMISE
IF I WAS TO HEAR "I LOVE YOU"
IT WOULD BE MY PARADISE
ALAS, I LET THIS BOY
BE MY HEARTS DEMISE
NEXT TIME HE CALLS FOR ME
IN SOME DESPARATE ATTEMPT
I'LL SAY IM SORRY TOO
HOPE HE TASTES MY CONTEMPT
I HOPE ONE DAY HE'LL REALIZE
WHAT HE LET SLIP AWAY
& THINK TO HIMSELF
I'D GIVE ANYTHING
TO HOLD THAT GIRL TODAY!!!
What Is Your Sexual Hidden TalentUsing your body
Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You RYOU R THE SONG OF THE THORNBIRD
BEAUTIFUL, WITH DOOM
HE SINGS HIS LAST AND NOW IS DEAD
HIS EMPTY LIFE MY GLOOM
YOU R THE SERPENT , ME , I AM EVE
YOU OFFER TO ME JOY
WRAP AROUND ME
THEN TAKE LEAVE
THE FOOLISH UNLEARNED BOY
MY LONGING FOR YOU
THE CHILD STARVED FOR AFFECTION
THE CRAVING OF AN ANOREXIC
TO A SWEET CONFECTION
BUT YOU'RE A BOY, NOT A MAN
YOU OFFER NO PROTECTION.
STANDING WITH YOU IN SUMMER SHOWERS
SO SOOTHING, THEN YOU LEAVE ME
IN THE DRENCHING HARD, COLD RAIN
I'VE LET MY HEART DECEIVE ME.
AND IN THE SPRING YOU RETURN
A "CHANGED MAN" BUT I'M CLEVER
"WILL YOU TAKE ME BACK?" YOU ASK
FROM MY LIPS, "NO, NEVER."
BUT YOU R 1,000 RAINBOWS OF HOPE
I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. TAMMI
How Much Do U KnowYou have a sexual IQ of 133
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
TruthsTruths
Whatever It Is, It's God...
There Is Nothing Wrong...
There Is Nothing Right....
There Is Nothing To Learn...
There Is Nothing To Find...
There Is Nothing To Let Go Of.
You Are Life And Life Is God And God Is ALL.
Nothing Is Outside Of God... Nothing.
So Hold Onto That And Be Free
DeceptionDECEPTION
SMILING LIPS & LYING EYES
INNOCENSE TAKEN IN SWEET SURPRISE
I LET HIS LUST B MY DEMISE
MY YOUNG HEART BROKEN BY HIS LIES
NO LONGER HIS VICTIM, I AM WISE
NEVERMORE TO COMPROMISE
OR BE DECEIVED BY SMILING LIPS & LYING EYES.
Christmas Really Isn't About ToysChristmas Really Isn't About Toys
Christmas really isn't about toys,
However much we love them, young and old.
Reductions in the fat of Christmas day
In time restore its vigor and its health.
So let us not display our absent wealth,
Though children should have ample chance to play.
More sweet and joyous music must be sung,
And thoughts of peace and mercy make their way
Silent and uncluttered through the noise.
First TimeHello to all my brand new Cherry friends! I am a newbie here at CT and wanted to start figuring out this whole deal. So I know I sound like a total dooosh, but if anyone has any tips on how to make my page look cool, like every other page I've been to, or just to say hi, please stop by.
Either way, hope to get a little love from you guys.
Thanx!
Poem's And WritingsIf I Could Let You Know
by Max Guillen
If I could let you know
The star that used to be ours
Doesn't shine anymore
How much I miss the way you used to kiss
The nights we shared
filled with joy and bliss
If I could let you know
The soft warm breeze
that used to blow around me
Is now gone and cold
If I could let you know
The flowers in my way
Don't bloom like before
Ever since the destiny took you away
If I could let you know
How much I appreciate the time
When we were one
The days when you were mine
When everything around us
was filled with life
We were louder than love
But I guess the heavens from up above
didn't accept us falling in love
I guess we wasn't meant to be
but why did you come to me?
I guess the destiny is the one to blame
If I could let you know
That I love you and that I miss you
My beautiful angel
and that if we couldn't be
in this crazy world together
Someday I will be up there
More Bad JokesQ. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.
Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A. He did okay until his business fell off.
Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
A. She can only give you lip once!
Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
A. The Captains Dinghy!
Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends!
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to use it.
Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A. They stay stuck in adolescence.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gif
These 7 WordsWhen I'm with you,
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.
This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you...
you'll never really know.
You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your hand,
I love you more and more.
Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.
So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever And Always,
I Will Love You."
Clarifying: Mayb I'm Right And Mayb I';m Wrong But Let Me Know............Original Blog: http://cherrytap.com/blog.php?blogid=36664&pid=141259
I just read this fellowing Blog on a new Friends page.
It is both Very Touching & thought out.
Our Leaders in Washington should take lessens from him.
I want to thank Big Daddy for allowing me to reblog this onto my page.
Here is his blog without any editing!!
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I agree that the original author does not have a good grasp on the English Language. If fact, it sounds like he (I assume he) is trying to sound like a red-blooded American hick. However, the point that is being made should be clarified. The United States was founded on some of the basic principles that we take for granted today. The most common one is religion.
This is a country mostly made up of immigrants or decendants there of. It was established by European immigrants and has since included natives and immigrants from all over the globe. This is still true today. Anytime tha
You AreYou're the sunshine in my day
The stars that guide my nights
You're the angel in my dreams
And the beauty that life brings
You're the missing piece
of my heart and soul
You're the one that my heart beats for
You're my love and so much more
As time marches on
I know our time is near
Our hearts will beat together
Living happily forever
The love we share is beautiful
It's passionate and rare
It truely is a miracle
It's totally remarkable
So, my love when you get down
Think of how much love we share
Think of everything that we've been through
The hurdles that brought us here
Because our love keeps getting stronger
As each moment passes by
That when we are together
We'll know that it's forever
© Tammy Reed December 2006
Sorry I Know Some Of These Are Too Crude !Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.
Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room
Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag.
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.
Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.
Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A. 45 lbs.
Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
A. Because it can't make a fist.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Q. How do you teach a blond math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
Q. What di
BondageSaw this on a friend's bulletin (yay Harleyandheels) and had to took it.
Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement.
Bondage is about absolute trust.
It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before.
It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them.
Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo.
Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage.
For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes.
These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation.
Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable.
It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit.
We're so busy in today's world, and so used to instant gratification, that we've lost the art of foreplay.
It's
Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 3I am a daughter of the Goddess!
I am my Mother's daughter:
I am the Crone.
No hag, to torment and frighten.
I am the Beauty of Wisdom, of time spent learning the lessons of Maiden and Mother.
I am the Keeper of the Cauldron of Life, gently guiding all in the fullness of time to their rest.
Peace, and Rest, until called forth to continue the Journey of Ages.
I am the Bringer of Death in it's Season.
A dread Companion at the end, I escort one and all to the Cauldron, with whispers of Wisdom within their minds.
A gentle request,"You have earned your Rest. Be at Peace."
I am a daughter of the Goddess!
I am my Mother's daughter.
Maiden, Mother, Crone: all three in flux, flowing with the ebb and flow of life's journey.
Never completely one or other, all three in dynamic balance.
All lessons flow, one to the other, never forgotten.
I am a daughter of the Goddess!
I am my Mother's daughter.
So I say! So it is! Blessed be.
**my Soldier****MY SOLDIER**
I need a soldier that’s not scared to stand up for me
One that doesn’t play games, himself he can just be.
I need a soldier that wears his heart on his sleeve
One that in true love, he can make me believe.
I want a soldier that stands out in a crowd
He screams of personality, not cocky but proud.
I want a soldier that tough on the outside, passionate on the in
He’s a gentleman w/ a purple heart to show where he’s been.
I need a soldier that captivates me with his intellect mind
Intrigues me in conversating by keeping up, never falling behind
I need a soldier that can camouflage with the best of them
He’s more than meets the eye, such a rare to find gem.
I want a soldier that is in a category all his own
A king of hearts that touches lives of those he’s known.
I want a soldier that is a one woman kind of man
Not interested in having himself a one night fan.
I need a soldier that’s built to last
He can balance living life in realms of slow and f
TaiwanTaiwan
I was just informed that I am most likely to get laid in Taiwan, on a trampoline.
Wow!! And here I was thinkin there was NO hope! Isnt that some comforting news I thought I had enough of a problem before, now I have to travel to Taiwan? Thats insane! Do I have to take someone with me? If I show up and find a trampoline, do I just hang out and wait for someone to pounce??Where is this so called trampoline? If I bought a trampoline would I still have to go to or is the reason I have to go to Taiwan because thats where the trampoline is? Who's in charge here?
It's not very promising if you have to get a passport for sex..it better be some hardcore amazing, unforgetable sex.
Anyone want to come to Taiwan with me?
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Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 2I am a daughter of the Goddess!
I am my Mother's daughter:
I am the Mother.
I carry our hope, the next generation, within my body.
With Joy, I birth my young ones and nurture them at my breast.
I am Strength of Will, defending and protecting those within my care.
Protecting, yet permitting choice.
All learn from the lessons, from the choices made.
Choice equals knowledge equals growth along the Journey!
Becoming A More Sensitive YouA list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be sh__ing me!
6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING:
I'
Gift (christmas Poem)Preasent under the tree
A gift for you from me
Something to show I care
It's not a teddy bear
Nor a box of candy
But may come in handy
When you are feeling blue
I will give you some clues
Didn't come from Big Mart
Instead straight from the heart
With it you won't be rich
Still, you will love this gift
Just unwrap the tiny bow
Peak inside and you'll know
There's a note wrapped with love
It reads, good for one hug
Fridaysmoke a fat one drink a cold one, snort a fat one and do a thight one
Daughter Of The Goddess, Part 1I am a daughter of the Goddess!
I am my Mother's daughter:
I am the Maiden.
Offspring of the Mother am I.
Intuitive, curious, filled with wonder at the Glory of Life.
The Journey begins with lessons at my Mother's knee; in fields, forests and meadows, my tutors are all around me.
Blood marks my passage into the Circle of Mysteries.
I am strong, gentle, demure, sensual, exploring life in its fullness.
I enter into the Mysteries, exploring the depths of my femaleness.
Sensual, sexual; with exploration, fascination, jubilation.
A feeling of great Power and Strength grows deep within me.
All is knowledge!
All is possibility!
What Kills MeWhat is killing me so bad inside is seeing my big brother like this. He is my everything. My father left us when we were kids so Jake took care of me and made sure that I was safe. Why could not not make sure that he was thats night? Why did the driver have to drink? Why did the driver walk away and my brother has to live in a wheelchair? When I saw Jake before he they did sugery he just keeped on looking up to mom I did not thing bad mommy I swear. Its just to much for my family to take on. I would give anything to take the pain from him and his place. He's so younge only 26 plays every thing that he can. I just dont know how to feel or what to do. I want my big brother.
*Holly Ann*
Kinkiness. LolYou scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage83%Whips75%Blind Folds75%Biting42%Blood33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
All About Me ! Me! Me!!!!I JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT A VERY WARM WELCOME
YOU HAVE GIVEN ME:0)
AND I WANTED TO WISH YOU THE MOST BLESSED YULE POSABLE,MAY THE GODDESS KEEP YOU IN HER LIGHT..
AND HELP YOU ALONG YOUR LIFE'S PATH......
BLESSED BE
NonerHA HA AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO READ SOMETHING. LOL
YER SOL.
Christy AnnSo tell me what it is you are thinking,
And I will tell you how I feel.
Tell me what you are thinking
And I’ll show a man that’s real.
Tell me what you want,
Tell me your desire.
Is it ok if I touch your heart?
Will you let me find a way to light your fire?
How about kisses from head to your toe?
I'll run my hands down to special places?
Or is that too much from the start?
Close your eyes and tell me what it is that you feel.
Are the Goosebumps still there?
Is it surreal?
What about your muscles?
Are they tense?
Is your sweet and delicious flower contracting?
Or is it slowly becoming relaxed as you become warmer on the inside?
Mmmmm hmmm.... daaayum....
TO BE CONTINUED:......
Lovelove is like a picture you never know what your going to get b ut beleve this o ne day we will all find love.
Too Much Time On His Hands.This Guy Has Way Too Much Time On His Hands...
This gentleman lives in St. Louis, Mo. and each year at Christmas he decorates his home and synchronizes the lights with music. This must literally take him months! The video is a little blurry and slow at first, but watch the entire thing...it's a hoot at the end! This just blows me away!!!
Wouldn't you hate to be the neighbor that lives across the street??? LMAO
My Musical (d)evolution Into A DrummerThis is the condensed version of my musical performance (lack of) background.
When I was in fourth grade (no I do not remember what age that is), I sang in the Choir at my Congregation. I had to quit due to my voice cracking (Yay puberty!).
When I started Middle School (Jr. High 7th grade). I played cello in the school's orchestra (I wanted bass, but I didn't get one in the "lottery"). I played for a year and was pretty decent, but I got a bit distracted with guitar near the end of the school year. I quit the next year when I was told I could not join jazz band since "Cellos don't play jazz" (according to the director of the jazz band...).
I kept noodling with the guitar, mostly playing bass lines until I was 16 and used the money I made from an internship at a metal shop to get my first Electric Bass. It was a 5-string Dean Edge in transparent red with a wicked pointy headstock. My dear sweet Grandmother named it "El Diablo" and the name fit perfect.
I owned 2 other basses
Picture Perfect!The morning is full calm and serene.
She steps into the cool, soft sand.
Her body mind and soul are at ease.
Harmoniously she thinks to herself;
This is as perfect as a dream.
She stares across the golden sand.
Aimlessly she walks to the glistening water’s edge,
And a warm cup of coffee in hand.
Standing there with every passing wake,
Tiny grains of sand soothingly slip from under her feet.
The wind peacefully glides through her silk vanilla robe.
Truly the moment is anything but frantic.
Gently in the mist of the sweet,
She’s joined by her lover.
Wrapped in loving wings,
Surely this is a moment not be taken for granted.
Suspended in a world that is their own.
In which melancholy is forever rejected.
The two lovers make this space and time their throne.
A picture is worth a thousand words,
And if you were to look at them,
You would say so too.
With her head cradled between his shoulder and cheek,
He whispers to her t
A Little About Myself.I'm a middle aged bachelor who is using the internet to expand my social contact during the winter. I spent some time on the West Coast trying to get into show business. My "Agent" screwed things up for me. A business deal was negotiated on my behalf many years ago. The problem is that it was an open ended agreement, so they can take their time to honor it. Need I say more?
I'm looking for that special friend, maybe she'll be here.
Rewarded For A Heroic ActI was in the middle of an awesome sex dream when all of a sudden it's interrupted. BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP "Engine 61, Truck 61, Battalion 8. Structure Fire, 21853 La Palma, reports of smoke showing." I jump out of bed, my hard on still semi hard from my dream. I throw on my turnouts and climb into my seat on the truck. I start to wake up and recognize the address. It's an apartment complex that we usually get called out for a medical aid on OD's. We arrive on scene to see 2 upstairs end units full engulfed. We meet with the families who are in the courtyard who tell us that no one's in the burning units, but that they don't see their next door neighbor. Me and another firefighter mask up, and make our way up to the second floor. We force open the door to the unit next to the involved 2 end units, and thick smoke rolls out, but no flame and not that much heat. Upon searching the unit, I find you passed out, but still breathing, in your room like you were moving towards the door. M
Static X-permanenceEverything is as cold as ice
Everything is as dead as life
Take another as screaming eyes
Take another as curled up cries of
Shallow
Hating
Vision
Fading
Permanence it's
Permanence it's
Permanence it's
Permanence it's gone
Scarred and scared you crawl across
Everything is as no one thought and
Echoes cover your spirit size
Echoes ring on your sweating cries
Sacred rituals i comply
Cold and curdled are my insides but
Everything is as this surprise
Everything is as curled up cries of
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RatingsI would realy be thankful to my friends if they would rate my stash and photos
A Great DayAfter about 2 1/2 months of my kid and I at each others throat, we finally had a great day. Maybe and hopefully we r heading for a turn about! Or maybe it's just him being a christmas break. I'm gonna lean towards the turn about for us. I know alot of our problems r that he is 15 going on 30, or that is what he thinks. Just hope I servive the next couple of yrs and then I know we can become close again like we have always been.
Well, I hope to be able to figure this cherry tap out soon, so I can start sending out graphics to my friends too. LOL
Talk at u laterz,
Joycee'
Sex WorkoutHaving sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories...
REMOVING CLOTHES
With partner's consent... 12 calories
Without partner's consent... 187 calories
UNHOOKING BRA
Using two calm hands... 7 calories
Using one trembling hand... 36 calories
GETTING INTO BED
Lifting partner... 1.5 calories
Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories
Using skateboard... 3 calories
ACHIEVING ERECTIONS
For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories
Losing erection... 14 calories
Searching for it... 115 calories
PUTTING ON CONDOM
With erection... 1.5 calories
Without erection... 300 calories
INSERTING DIAPHRAGM
If the woman who does it is:
Experienced... 6 calories
Inexperienced... 73 calories
If a man does it... 650 calories
Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room.
POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS
Bouncing... 7 calories
Sliding around... 9 calori
Mild Next To Some Of Mine ! LolPassion explodes in our dance of desire
You beauty ignites my inner fire
And your eyes seduce my soul
I am drawn to you by their pull
To make you feel ecstasies high
Kiss you in places and make you sigh
Feel you squirm as in my tongue you delight
See you surrender and give in all fight
Animal impulses drive us to buck and grind
Passion over takes us and leaves us blind
To fate and to cares of this world of sin
We are lost me in you since you let me in
Now we remain locked in our love embrace
Feel the orgasms as our hearts race
Sweet nectars of our love flow long and deep
You ensnare me with love I am yours to keep
We remain me in you though our love grinds done
We kiss deep and hold and stay there as one
I love you is whispered a sweet pleasing sound
One heart, one soul, one unending love found
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
NoneJust wanted to say Happy Holidays to all my friends, fans, and family. You all have shown me A great deal of love and respect, and I try to show each and every one of you the same. So, keep rocking and remember I am your friend and here to help anyway I can. Merry Christmas, and A safe New Years.
Weird HoroscopesARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a
mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living
When I Need A Angel I See YouWhen things go wrong
and life turns rough
and no one is thinking of me,
I close my eyes, open my heart
You're the angel that I see.
Damned?Some nights I lay here and wonder why I was cursed to love. Why was I given a heart capable of so much love when it has no outlet, no one to bestow it upon...
Everyone I care for is either taken or doesn't want my affection. I feel as though I were damned...destined to be alone...
Dear Baby,Dear Baby
You were wished for, wanted, and loved. Though I never held you, I loved you with a deep love. You died before you were born and our eyes never met. I miss that I never got to see your face or hold your little hands, or nurse you close to my heart. I miss not feeling your movements and if it weren’t for the pain, it would be as if you were never there. But I felt your presence, my dear little boy. And I weep as I write this in honor of you.
I’ve had many dreams; dreams of what you look like and how happy you are in heaven. And although your smile was never seen, you have made a profound impact in our lives. You have changed us in ways we never imagined. You have made us want to go to heaven, because I now see that it is the only place where true happiness dwells.
We didn’t see your first steps or hear your first word, but your spirit echoes in our lives everyday. Because of you I am a better mother, because of you I’m a better wife. With great grief comes great ch
My Little OneMy Little One
When I noticed the change of my body,
I suspected that there was something
inside of me, a tiny little one.
Two months passed by it confirmed,
that you were growing inside of me.
I was excited and so was your Daddy,
Our hearts jumped with happiness and joy.
We were a little apprehensive of how our lives would be,
But we loved you very much from the moment,
We knew you were there growing.
And then one day unexpected night came,
I noticed that something was wrong,
Blood spot came out scared but calm.
I went to sleep but cramps woke me up,
Bleeding was present red in colour.
Your Dad took me to the Midwifery Care,
I lied down on the table scared and hopeful.
The Midwife looked for you but you weren’t there.
I put my hands on my tummy to feel your home,
But it wasn’t there where it was supposed to be.
I couldn’t accept that you were gone,
We listened to your heartbeat with Doppler,
But never heard your heartbeat. I was devastated.
The mid
Untitled (poem About Miscarriage)My eyes long to see you
Now you behold Him
My arms ache for you
Now you know perfect love
My ears yearn for your voice
Now you sing His praises.
I desire to feed you
Now you will never know hunger.
I anticipated the pitter-patter of your feet
Now you play at His pierced ones.
I dreamed of years of love and laughter
Now you will never know pain.
I longed to watch you grow and develop
Now you are perfect.
This isn't how I planned
but I know He loves you
and me.
By Monique Stam
I'm Glad I'm A WomanI'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.
I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.
And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!
A
Never Wrap With Catsyou know its really hard to wrap a persent with two cats attacking each other and my box whiched i wraped and putting holes in my paper
gezzz
hopefully blake will get his robot with wraping paper on it
i spent $214.00 on him he better like what i got him
There Has Been A Death In The Family--poemThere has been a death in the family.
There has been a death in the family.
No eulogy, no coffin,
No funeral, no black.
And yet, there has been a death in the family.
No undertaker, no hearse,
No cemetery, no grave.
And yet, there has most assuredly been a
death in the family.
No belly, no fullness
No lifeline, no baby.
There has been a death in the family.
By Linda Wasmer Smith
You Are My Angel10 ANGELS 7 ARE PLAYING 2 ARE SLEEPING AND 1 IS READING THIS MESSAGE Send this eCard ! I LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU MAKE ME
I'm Glad I'm A ManI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think i
Vote For My Beautiful Friend Melladies and gents my freind mel needs yalls help to wint a beauty contest please have kind hearts and give her the best love you can
http://www.insearchoftheworldsmostbeautifulwoman.com/profile.php?Contestant=2262
So Stupid!The Motherfucking dumb ass drug store lost our fuckin meds that we droped off this morning that stabelizes the damn abses in my moms lungs....shes gota have it tomorrow morning....and when i went to get it today..They have no record what so ever of getting it....or no record of her at all, Im so mad and frustrated and fucking pissed off i could scream.
All the stupid lil girl did was say 'im sorry its not here nothing i can do'
ok...i understand she cant do anything about it...BUT....shes the one that took the damn thing this morning and said it would be ready in three hours!
The hospital wrote this and we got no idea what actual doctor wrote it...soooo ya this is gonna be fun trying to go up there early and explain...but nothing we can do about that, this is necessary.
People fucking suck.
Fyi For The GuysGuys always want to know what bra size girls with large breasts wear, but guess what, bra size means nothing. It varies from brand to brand and I don't mean just a bit. I can wear a size 40FF in one brand of bra, but in others I wear a 40K. So bra sizes aren't universal! Sorry, I'm just so tired of explaining that to people...
Pics For MeI WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHO IS THE MOST CREATIVE
WHO CAN MAKE THE BEST SALUTE TO ME SAMBONE WILL BE JUGED ON ORIGANLTY AND MOST SKIN, COLORS AND PLACEMENT WINNER ON MIDNIGHT ON NEWYAERS EVE
The Word. (zero)Word drops
every tone hears its echo
A meeting place for all ye faithful
to the newest, hottest manger on the block in the newest, hottest neighborhood
new jesus drinks here, come bear thy fruit of your youth another night!
Bring ye silver and gold!
afterwards we will eat and talk about how alive the new faith is.
tomorrow we will feel used and tired, with emptier pockets than soul.
but isnt saturday the best?
the word is
"pointless."
document that and move forward.
no one is famous and famous is a cage for entrapment and no fun.
the burger you just ate was famous.
he was on tv last night. the king in the mask offered you his flesh.
famous eh?
the word is "pointless."
the new faith argues its position, and its point is less than ONE.
the word is:
All I DoAll I do is get hurt... I need directions on how to bring happiness back into my life. I SWEAR!
Some day... i'll be someone's everything... some day I'll wake up without tears... some day... I'll KNOW i'm the most important person in someones' world. Just NOT today...
So for now...
let the tears flow...
New FearsNow the news shows horrid images and gang violence in the suburbs in order to scare the yuppies into the city. Now is the time to spin topics and to arrest the attention of the well to do sheep into the bigger, better barn. a new city for the old sheep moneyblonde marriage. hooray for big brother! hooray?
i say Why?
why the new white flight?
why the old ways floe into the neu?
why the incredible ignorance brainwash?
why is this world bigger than one ?
tens of millions of one lacking one.
like fluid into the oil all one love but separate ears peaking.
just get along while the mayoral kingpins give support. why only once?
ok its done. ears popped and its time now for a new morning.
Get So High!!!How does one get so high in the cherry tree (if you want to call it that)
I have been on since august and I have seen people who joined after that are already at level 20 and higher....
how do they do it? Can some please tell me how.
thanks
Yule TraditionsYule Traditions
This is the origins of just a few of the traditions a lot of people still use today.
Advent Wreath: Although Advent initially came form the Lutherans, many religious sectors adopted the tradition and adapted its function to suit their own purposes. Traditionally, the wreath is made of evergreens with four candles ensconced within, and its ritual begins four Sundays before Christmas. A candle is lit each Sunday and burns throughout the week to welcome the "light of the world." On the fourth Sunday, all four candles burn together in welcome.
Bells: A throwback to the ancient Pagans, festival participants originally rang bells to drive away the demons that surfaced during the cold, dark time of the year. The Christian bible, however, stated that people should "...make a joyful noise to the Lord." Since the tinkle of bells seemed to fit the bill, the tradition of bell ringing during the holiday season survived and still remains intact today.
Bird's Yule Tree:
Merry Christmas 2006Christmas Time again! This time it's a little better because I will be getting a Real Trailer! Some might say Big Deal! Well here's the Stitch;I'm 6'3" 260 and I've lived in a Travel Trailer for 4 Years!! My last one is a 27' Fold out Prowler,talk about Close Quarters! Well my Real Trailer is a 1Br,1Bth with a nice size Bathroom compared to a Bathroom Built for small children,I'll be a lot happier! Now I won't be embarrassed ta invite someone over.
Wtf?!?Its almost Christmas. I'm broke! This sucks! Who's gonna bring me beer???
How Much Yule Do You Put Into Christmas?How Much Yule Do You Put into Christmas?
by Stazya
This is a difficult topic. I didn't think it would be until I started. In
fact, I thought it would take about two paragraphs to describe how I
celebrate Yule by myself and then participate in Christmas with the rest of my family Until now, that's the way it's been - separate.
And lonely.
I remember last year vividly - I shut the bedroom door, laid out a full
altar, substituted a small piece of pine incense for my Yule Log since we had no fireplace, and sang of my wishes in a hushed voice, trying to drown myself in the raised volume of the television. I did this not because I was hiding from my husband in the next room, but because I didn't want to "disturb"; him with my ritual. A week later, we were in Danvers, MA sitting in the Congregational church with his family and as I watched the minister light his candles and listened to his words, She leaned over and whispered in my ear. "You've been here before." It clicked later
Incubus-are You In?It's so much better
When everyone is in
Are you in?
It's so much better
When everyone is in
Are you in?
Ooh ooh
Are you in?
You ooh
Are you in?
It's so much better
When everyone is in
Are you in?
It's so much easier
When sea foam green
Is in fashion
You you, oh
Are you in?
You ooh ooh ooh
Are you in?
Are you are you are you
Are you are you are you
Are you are you are you
Are you are you are you
Are you are you are you
Are you are you are you
(Everybody everybody in)
(Ooh ooh ooh)
You ooh
Are you in?
You ooh
Ooh
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Surgeryhere we go....."a very sexually active 40-something walks into a plastic surgeons office. she explains that she like sex and would like her pussy lips reduced since they are well fucked and flappy. she embareassingly tells the doctor, " i dont want anyone to know about this can you promise me your utmost discretion?"
the doctor says that " NO ONE will know". so after the procedure she awakes and finds three roses placed next to her on the bed. she very angrily asked the doctor, "i thought you said no one would know, where did these come from"?
the doctor said" calm down miss, no one knows, the first one is from me, my wife had the same operation done several months ago, she said that it had hurt, the second
was from the nurse, after watching the procedure for the fisrt time she felt for you, " "and the third" she said?", arms crossed, " well the third was from a burn patient upstairs to say thanks for the new EARS."
Afternoon DelightAfternoon Delight
I cannot get my mind off of you. Every time I am alone in thought, I am in thought of you. The pictures in your profile...your letters to me describing your desires...what you like...all the same as me. The thought of our bodies against each other... the pleasure we would share...the passion we would envelope from one another. I LOVE when a gal goes down on me and means it. When she sucks me to pleasure me. A woman who knows how to bring me to my knees in pleasure. You describe this as You, and you love pleasing your man, as much as I love to please my woman.
As I finish my dayshift, I decide not to change out of my uniform, and I drive as fast as I can to your house. You are waiting for me at your door, and smile when you see me still dressed in my full gear. The moment we are behind closed doors I grab you by the back of your head, pull you to me and french kiss you deeply. While my tongue explores your mouth, I free your beautiful tits from your blouse and b
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December MagickDecember Magick
Winter Solstice, one of the four minor Witches' sabbats, is celebrated on or around December 21. Also known as Yule (which comes from the Norse Jul meaning "wheel"), this Sabbat marks the longest night of the year. Traced back to an ancient Norse solstice festival, it originally marked the rebirth of the Sun God from the Earth Mother. It also marks the death of the Holly King, God of the Waning Year, by the Oak King, God of the Waxing Year.
The Christian version of the Sun's rebirth lives on in the Nativity story. However, the birth day of Jesus wasn't a fixed holiday in the Christian church until A.D. 279 when it was officially designated to coincide with midwinter.
Yuletide Traditions
The festivities of the Yule season make it a favorite of the year for many people throughout the world. It is governed by a wealth of Pagan traditions and centuries-old superstitions.
The Scottish have a tradition of keeping the Corn Maiden (the last handful reaped at harv
The Cabin Get AwayThey go to a small log cabin up in the mountains for the weekend. They drive up the old dirt road that led to the rustic cabin, which is deep in amongst a forest of pine. The trees surrounded the cabin; covering it like a blanket. You can see the mountain peaks take over the sky which is a dimming gray-silver tone of snow clouds. As they pulled into the driveway the clouds seem to open up and small flakes start to fall from the heavens.
He gets out of the car and comes around the back in of the car around to her side; he opens the door for her and taking her by the hand helping her out of the car. He reveals to her a single white rose. Looking in his eyes a feeling came over her that she hasn't felt in years. The feeling of falling in love again. He awakened apart of her that she thought had gone away.
As she steps out of the car the bitter wind hits her pale peach face and she shivers. The wind seemed to whisper his name to her soul. He wraps his arms around her; they start up t
~~most Interesting Facts We Didn't Know~~I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with
every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the
same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl
(Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th
time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even tho
Sexual IqYou have a sexual IQ of 146
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Days Of PowerTHE DAYS OF POWER
In the past, when people lived with Nature, the turning of the seasons and the
monthly cycle of the Moon had a profound impact on religious ceremonies.
Because the Moon was seen as a symbol of the Goddess, ceremonies as adoration
and magick took place in its light. The coming of Winter, the first stirrings
of Spring, the warm Summer and the advent of Fall were also marked with rituals.
The Witches, heirs of the pre-Christian folk religions of Europe, still
celebrate the Full Moon and observe the changing of the seasons. The Pagan
religious calendar contains 13 Full Moon celebrations and eight Sabbats or days
of power.
Four of these days (or, more properly, nights) are determined by the Solstices
and Equinoxes, the astronomical beginnings of the seasons. The other four
ritual occasions are based on old folk festivals. The rituals give structure and
order to the Pagan year, and also remind us of the endless cycle that will
contin
Memories Of A Past LifeWhispers of love down the corridors of time.
Gentle lover, loyal companion, beloved Warrior of
old.
Sadness, grief; great longing for a life, a love
snuffed out before its prime.
Misty dreams awakened of long ago, in a land
beyond my reach.
Goddess and God; love and loss; life, death, then
life regained.
Friends, lovers from a distant past, brought
forward into Now.
Bittersweet surprise of love recalled; the sudden
pain of remembered loss.
A fleeting glimpse of what was once, so far away.
Joy with sorrow; a love pursued, held true across
the centuries.
I treasure the warm glow of knowing, I hold you
always and forever within my Heart.
(Written 10/10/06 at 1 a.m.)
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This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!!
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Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma
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RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the
Sexual HoroscopeSagittarius
You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one.
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The Death Penalty Blogthe blog about the death penalty is for my research paper next semester...i thought that i would get some views from people and use it in my report....
Beliefs And Customs Of WiccaBELIEFS AND CUSTOMS OF WICCA
Not every Wiccan will subscribe to all of these points, but generally they are
representative.
1. The divine Spirit is present in all creatures and things: people, animals,
plants, stones...
2. The ultimate creative force manifests in both feminine and masculine modes;
therefore it is often symbolized as the Goddess and The God.
3. In some covens, both are celebrated equally. In others, The Goddess is
given precedence or even celebrated without reference to the God.
4. All Goddesses and Gods are aspects of The Goddess and The God. The aspects
most popular in Wicca are the Triple Goddess of the Moon (Maiden, Mother and
Crone) and the Horned God of death and rebirth.
5. Reincarnation and karma are valid concepts. Upon death one goes to a state
of rest and reflection, and eventually chooses where and when s/he will be
reborn.
6. Magick is pract
That Which Does Not Kill You...I had a conversation with a friend earlier today that seemed like friendly chit chat at the time, but after talking to her I seemed to be in a better mood. I think the reason for this is we were talking about goals and the future in general. That got me thinking. The best way I can explain it in with an analog.
I'm siting here in my house right now, and it has a history. It was built in 1979, back in the days of Cheap Trick and gasoline shortages. A bulldozer came in and leveled off the land and a foundation was poured on solid ground. The house was built and remodeled a few times over the past 17 years. I bought it in 1992. I myself built a sun blind over the back deck and remodeled the kitchen. Wind, rain and snow have beat on the exterior and kids, adults, and pets have wore on the inside. All these things have shaped my home and made it what it is today. It stands shaped by these events, yet the bulldozer, the weather, and even some of the pets and people are gone.
My point
Sexual TalentsUsing your hands
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Death Penaltyi have a question
How do u feel about the death penalty?
now....if u knew some of the reasons that people have been executed and how many innocent people have died on death row would u feel the same way?
a man died becuz he raped someone and then attempted to murder them...he DIED becuz of this! then you have some people that died becuz they raped someone....should these people have died for the crimes that they did? do you know how many women are on death row?
there are 52 women on death row.
the military have their own death row..and right now they have 7 men waiting to be executed...6 of them are black men.
i live about an hour away from where they execute WOMEN in pa..and not to much farther away from where they execute the men. in pa we only have the lethal injection, but did u know that they still give people the gas chamber and STILL HANG PEOPLE?
there are a total of 3500 people right now in different states that are waiting to die....yes some of these crimes are
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I Hate Project PlaylistOMG i hate project playlist their site is always fucked up does anyone know where else i can get a player for my page?? Will return the favor with rates..
GiftYesterday I recieved my first gift from my wishlist! I'm so excited about it! It is a black, open bottom girdle with 6 garters and it is from Mikeninja. I feel so loved!
Magick & WiccaMAGICK & WICCA
The Wicca Handbook by Eileen Holland
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Magick is love. All magick should be performed out of love. The moment anger or
hatred tinges your magick you have crossed the border into a dangerous world,
one that will ultimately consume you.
- Scott Cunningham
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Magick itself is neutral, a tool: like a hammer, it can be used to smash or to
build. Intent is what colors it. White magick is a term to describe that which
is positive, constructive or helpful; black magick that which is negative,
destructive or harmful. If you have a business and you work spells to make it
prosper, that's white magick. Doing spells to destroy your competition would be
black magick. These are not racial terms: good and evil, dark and light, are
other words which can be used to express this same concept.
Why black and white, not some other colors? To
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1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures? Do u swallow?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Anal yes/no?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take picture
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You Know You’re A Biker When:YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN:
- Your best friends are named after animals.
- Your best shoes have steel toes.
- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.
- You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands.
- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
- Any day you ride is a good day.
- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
- Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.
- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.
- Your garage has more square footage than your house.
- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines
- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
- Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car.
- You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.
Yule Tradition And HistoryYule Traditions and History 1
Yule is the Anglo-Saxon word for the festival of the Winter Solstice. It comes from the original 'Iul' meaning 'wheel'. In the old Almanacs, the symbol of a wheel was used to mark Yuletide. The idea behind this is that the year turns like a wheel, The Great Wheel of the Zodiac, The Wheel of Life, of which the spokes are the old ritual occasions. The winter solstice, the rebirth of the Sun, is a particularly important turning point.
According to the Bardic Tradition, the winter solstice was called 'Alban Arthan' by the Druids. It was then that the Chief Druid cut the sacred mistletoe from the Oak, a custom that still lingers with our use of mistletoe for Christmas decoration. It is interesting to note that Mistletoe is usually banned from churches at Christmas, because of it's Pagan association. However, at one time, there used to be a different tradition at York Minister. Stukeley, an eighteenth-century writer noted that on Christmas Eve, they carrie
It WillIt Goes On
Don’t worry even if it’s goodbye
Accept anything
Even if it’s hurting
Don’t break
Even if there’s too much of an ache
Take all the world could give
So what’s life to live?
It’s all misery
And weary
I’ll say: try your best and live life to the fullest
Forget the past
Say it’s the last
Then you move on
Life will go on
Influenced By WordsWith rivers flowing down her cheeks and thunder cursing through her veins.
With never ending heartache and continuously building pain.
Running thorugh the streets, screaming in the park,
"I know you never loved. Without me you're better off".
Of course he never loved me, I'm but a useless screwed up kid.
But I'm not sure what I'll do without him, he was my reason to live.
He got away with more than anyone, scared me more then ever before.
But I made just one simple mistake, our relationships no more.
I always knew this was bound to happen. I was only chasing a dream.
Nothing's ever right for me, This is just another scene.
I'm sitting in my room and I think of what you said,
"I don't care what you did goodbye", I knew he never cared.
All those nights wasted, all that credit that I burned.
I should have been more careful, you're just anopther lesson to learn.
Babe my heart is bleeding, you promised not to hurt me.
You said you hated fighting, I was right, I'm not
UntitledDark, bloody place
A secret place
Carved within my heart
Where I hide
Where I wait
Quietly
For one who knows
One who remembers
Friends Or LoversWe traveled the world on separate paths
stealing glances between the trees
and sharing moments from afar
Though our voices could call out in comfort
our hands could never touch
and no matter how dear or true
our hearts might have been
they could never beat as one
As we moved along
two lives in parallel
we swapped stories on quiet nights
and bared ourselves like never before
we marched forward
pushing through tragedy and triumph
with a constant eye to the path beyond
aching for what awaited through the howling trees
Though we picked up fellow travelers
and bonded with other souls
the face beyond the trees haunted us both
But as two lives in parallel
doomed never to meet
we made our own happiness
and found our own dreams
while waiting for the two paths to meet
Yet, even as we wished on every star
for our roads to intersect
we knew we could be in the arms of another
unable to share the desired embrace
Still, no cruel twist of fate
could keep our two soul
Gift Wrapping Tips For MenGift Wrapping Tips for Men
This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men -- Gaspar, Balthazar, and Herb -- went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew, "presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh."
These are simple words, but if we analyze them carefully, we discover an important, yet often overlooked, theological fact: there is no mention of wrapping paper.
If there had been wrapping paper, Matthew would have said so: "And lo, the gifts were inside 600 square cubits of paper. And the paper was festooned with pictures of Frosty the Snowman. And Joseph was going to throweth it away, but Mary saideth unto him, she saideth, 'Holdeth it! That is nice paper! Saveth it for next year!' And Joseph did rolleth his eyeballs. And the baby Jesus was more interested in the paper than the frankincense."
But these words do not appear in the Bible, which means that the very first Christmas gifts were N
LmaoThree men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?
The man replied," "These are Carols."
And So The Holiday Season Begins....
What Is Lovewhat is love?
love is a word,
a word thats a feeling
a feeling so wonderful and great
but what happends when things turn to hate
love gets twisted and ripped from the heart
now all you have left is what you had from the start
love..
just a word
More True Stuff :)Holiday Eating Tips-Part 2
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the
buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before
becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or,if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more thanone dessert? Labuor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean,
Aries TidbitsHealth
Each sign has a part of the anatomy attached to it, making this the area of the body that is most sensitive to stimulation. The anatomical areas for Aries are the head, face, brain and upper teeth.
Ruling Planet
The Ruling Planet for Aries is Mars. This powerful planet rules ambition, force, power, competition, animal nature, desire, sexual energies, war, tools, violence and courage.
Color
The color of choice for Aries is red.
Gemstone
Aries' star stone is the diamond.
Lucky Numbers
Aries' lucky numbers are 1 and 9.
Compatibility
Aries are most compatible with fellow Aries, Leo and Sagittarius.
Opposite Sign
The opposite sign of Aries is Libra.
The Perfect Gift
The best gifts for an Aries are athletic items, clothing or things work-related.
Likes
Coming in first, championing causes, initiating, taking action.
Dislikes
Waiting, admitting error, tyranny, dependent people.
House
Natural sign of the First House. This house focuses on beginnin
Why Lies Can Be BadJenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life it was on the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease.
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school, everything went great.
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
And dating this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one problem stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was too young to date.
"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night
All True Things :)Holiday Eating Tips-Part 1
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or
something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like
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Im An Aries And This Is My Sexuality!Your sexuality is hot and intense. Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks.
You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want. Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.
Pursuit is the key word here. You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger. You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry.
The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory. Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed—and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!
You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, especially anything ego-boosting. You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience. The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you int
My Love..i find myself asking this certain question,
is being in love really a blessing?
i really hope so cause i'm there,
now living life as if it treats me fair,
i found you and don't want to let you go,
all i can do is learn how to show,
you've been hurt a lot this i've heard,
i'm not like the rest, you are my bird
i'll come to you sober and straight,
just hope your loves true, not fake,
i'm opening my heart as far as it can be,
because when i'm with you i feel free,
i'm so addicted to you, i can't get enough,
but this being away from you is so tough
i'll do what i have to do,
just hope in the end i'm with you.
What Guys Need To RealizeBody: A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :-
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home ..... picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills.
He drove to the electricity company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00 pm, so he hurried
Own EnemySome say third times the charm but that’s not true, im my moms third kid, you know how many problems they’ve had with me, you know how many times ive been let down, you know how many times i get yelled at daily, you know how many times ive been lonely, and all i can seem to think is its all cause of me, i am my own enemy hands around my throat to the point i cant breath, then goes my eyes and i cant see but the bodies design is to pass out before you die, so when i wake up an hour later i ask why, give it another thought then 30 seconds go bye and i give it another try
but the laws of god and the world interfere, you know how long that’s been fuckin 17 years, in February it’ll be another gone by, another year wasted, just another day of my dad yellin so much I cant face it, id rather just get the shit beat out of me till the blood comes and i taste it, im not talkin about blood im talkin about death, 17 chapters in this book and there’s only room for one left
then after that its
Que PasaQUE ESTA ARRIBA CON ALGUNAS MUJERES, ELLOS ACTUAN COMO ELLOS LE QUIERE ENTONCES CUANDO USTED ES SUFICIENTE MUDO que ELLOS CORREN ESPANTADO, BIEN PERMANECERE SOLO PARA UN TIEMPO LARGO LARGO, SOLOS MEDIOS PERMANECEN INTOXICARON NOCHA ES COLOCADO DIARIO
UntitledIt's too hot in the store and I want to roll up my sleeves,
but the gashes on my arm are in straight lines,
glaringly obvious to anyone who
'went through that phase' already.
Clearly I did not fall down any stairs to
get these scabbed over little trenches
UntitledBees in the caramel and I'm not afraid
Surgeons make incisions
What a mess they've made
Tearing at my skin leaving knives in my brain
Stabbing at the voices making me insane
Girls vomit candy and lies that they're fed.
Boys whisper lullabies and wet their beds
Eat TV violence on the toast that they spread
Talking with their mouths full here is what they've said.
Something To Think About This Time Of Year!!Something not to laugh about
If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly.
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The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary
Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important?
I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife.
To All The Great People On CherryTHis is the best place to meet the greatest people.
I wish each and all of you the very happiest of Holdiay seasons what ever you Celebrate. So many diverse cultures all come pouring out of One Huge TAP.
To the Soldiers that Are Out there for Us and away from their Families ,,,,I wish you the saftey of all the angels Possible and that your lil angels will know how much you love them.
Untitledand as she sits and wonders
how no one would notice if she died
oh the view from her balcony
seems so beautiful tonight
The Love For Aeliyah!!!!First of all I want to say "WOW" Thank you ALL for everything that you have all done for me and my family!!! The gifts, comments ya'll ripping and rating etc, etc!!! I have seen SO much love over my precious niece its just amazing how many people just stopped for a minute to pay their respects!! And Thank you!!! Now.... As most of you all have known the funeral for my niece Friday December 22, 2006 has been pushed back to Wednesday 27, 2006 due to a BLIZZARD we have here in Colorado! If you all can keep the candle of Aeliyah going until Wednesday that would be WONDERFUL!!! Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers!!! Many, Many Hugs to you all that read and repost this so that EVERYONE who has shown love can see this!!!
Thank you.... Booshine and Falcon69
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Not What You'd ExpectYou look at my dolled up face and see
A happy, joyful, smart, wonderful
Girl
But look in my eyes and in lies
The tortured, tormented, sad me
Not what youd expect
Hunny Im just a good actress
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Shallow SkinShallow skin
I can paint with 'pain
I mark the trails on my arm
with your disdain
everyday its the same
I love `you hate you
but i guess you dont care
anymore..... '
Vertical Horizon-you're A GodI've got to be honest
I think you know
We're covered in lies and that's OK
There's somewhere beyond this I know
But I hope I can find the words to say
Never again no
No never again
[Chorus]
'Cause you're a god
And I am not
And I just thought
That you would know
You're a god
And I am not
And I just thought
I'd let you go
But I've been unable
To put you down
I'm still learning things I ought to know by now
It's under the table so
I need something more to show somehow
Never again no
No never again
[Chorus]
I've got to be honest
I think you know
We're covered in lies and that's OK
There's somewhere beyond this I know
But I hope I can find the words to say
Never again no
No never again
[Chorus]
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Some Gave AllSome Gave All Video - Billy Ray Cyrus lyricsBilly Ray Cyrus Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure
Facts25 Interesting Facts
1. A vulture will never attack a human or animal that is moving.
2. About 75% of the people in the U.S. live on 2% land.
3. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
4. Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch.
5. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.
6. All polar bears are left-handed.
7. Almonds are the oldest, most widely cultivated and extensively used nuts in the world.
8. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer.
9. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.
10. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's.
11. Abe Lincoln's mother died when the family dairy cow ate poisonous mushrooms and Ms. Lincoln drank the milk.
12. According to Playboy, more wo
Past Is RealHis spirit haunts me and I cant run away from it
Will you ever give up and quit?
I just wanna move on and pretend like my past isnt there
And then I stare
At the red lines scratched across my arm
And I know that my past is real
Its glaring right at me
Debase; The ApologyI’m so sorry; I’m going to feed now
I’m sorry I have to pull things out of you with sex, but sex provides the closeness I need to properly feed
I’m sorry that while I’m fucking you, I’m sucking your veins on the astral plane
I’m sorry you’ve never felt that before
I’m sorry you can’t be my release
I’m sorry I’m going to force you to release
I’m sorry you’re blind
I’m sorry you can’t see what I’m doing to you beyond the façade of space and time
I’m sorry your soul has no spine
I’m sorry it won’t defend itself against mine
I’m sorry you can’t close your eyes and step off the linear line
I’m sorry that this orgasm is different then the others
I’m sorry you’re crying
I’m sorry you don’t understand why you’re crying
I’m sorry my own orgasm is only me spitting your chewed soul back at you
I’m sorry you can’t even taste me the way that I’m consuming you whole
I’m sorry you’re the meat to a cannibalistic, nymphomaniacal whore
I’m sorry about the mind push that made you take me
Not Meyou spit out lies like its the air you breath
you read from the book of how to mislead
your a player and you know it
your breaking my heart but i dont show it
blush red cheeks and a letter full of 'i love you's'
this is just not me..
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Fucking PervertsOK I JUST TALKED TO MY ADPOTED DAUGHTER AND I FIND OUT THAT A 46 YEAR OLD PRETTY MUCH TRIED TO HAVE SEXD WITH HER. WTF SHE IS ONLY 17 AND THIS FUCKER IS OLDER THAN ME. IF I EV ER SEE THE ASSHOLE I MIGHT CUT HIS DICK OFF. THAT IS JUST WRONG FOR A 46 YEAR OLD MAN TO TRY THAT WITH A YOUNG LADY OF 17. I SWEAR IF I COULD I WOULD HUNT THE PERVERT DOWN. PINCHE GRINGO NO TENGO VERDGA POR NADA, UN CHIQUETA VERDGA
Just Announcement/ranti'm depressed beyond all reason, i still have to study and shower...i dont really wanna deal with all of this shit...men treat me like shit and i just wanna get away from it. if this is love, then i dont want it...EVER. if you're gonna treat me like shit, then dont talk to me. i get enough of it and i dont need more. i dont need more reasons to think of hurting myself more than i already do.
on another note, i will be layin down again...hopefully all night now. i also wont be online tomorrow, or at least try not to be online. hopefully i can go shoppin right after exams, cuz i need it and i'll get to see lonnie and aimee and burke...and matt too i hope.
winter's official day is tomorrow. wheee...prolly no white xmas again this year...argh! i have my calc midterm tomorrow and i'm gonna fail. over 2 hours in tutoring and it's still in one ear, out the other.
but, dont worry if i'm not online tomorrow or most of the weekend. i have to catch up on buyin stuff for my
A Diary Under The MattressA diary under the mattress
drugs beneath the bed
A body on the bedroom floor
One gunshot to the head
She finally told the world how she felt
Imprisonment Of The HeartMissing the sound of his voice
Missing the smell of his skin
Intoxicating thoughts of him
My sweetest sin
Feels better than any drug
Feels better than any blade to the flesh
Just one kiss; I could be happy with death
Though it hurts to much to hold all in
I cannot say a word
For it could be held against me
Incriminating to my heart
Tears fall when he is gone
Shackled by embarrassment
Bound by fear
In my mind it haunts me
Afraid to never have him near
In the end
I wish he could just see
How much he really means to me
But would it really matter
Maybe I'll never know
So until then
I'll keep my feelings locked inside
Never to be shown
© Sorrow 2006
Update [&updated!]EDIT: I'm leaving for Reno early Saturday morning, and we're coming back sometime Tuesday.
also, I have to bring my bikini. hot springs! whooo! =D
and I had some Taco Bell last night.
it was wonderfully greasy.
over&out --MJ
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my little brother is supposed to get out of jail/juvie/detention Friday. yay.
he & his girlfriend are over, for sure. no, really. I mean it.
I'm going to Reno on Saturday, for a few days for sure & possibly for the whole week.
My mom is really pumped.
We're going to see "Night at the Museum" most likely,
and hit up Circus Circus & some casinos.
her boyfriend was supposed to spend X-Mas with his family & kids in Colorado, but since Colorado is snowed in, it looks like he'll be in Reno with us. I like her boyfriend.. he & Keagan have the same birthday.. Scorpios. He's a Republican, even, and I don't hate him! If you know me, that would surprise you.
my mom bought Million Dollar Baby & Talladega Nights, and she's waiti
Damn This DestinyDamn this destiny
And damn this twist of fate
And damn its 5 A.M.
and I'm still awake
You're haunting me
I know its hypocrisy
but this is not easy
Truth Isthe truth is
we hide so we can be found
we walk away to see who will follow
we cry to see who will wipe a way our tears
& we get our hearts broken to see
who will come and fix them.
21 Dec 0621 Dec 06 - Thursday
birthdays:
1879 Joseph Stalin
1935 Phil Donahue
1937 Jane Fonda
1940 Frank Zappa
1946 Carl Dean Wilson
1948 Samuel L Jackson
1956 Lee Roy Parnell
this day:
1937 1st feature-length color & sound cartoon premieres (Disney's Snow White)
1946 Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life" premieres
1959 Tom Landry accepts coaching job with Dallas Cowboys (stays until 1988)
1962 US & Cuba accord, releases bay of pigs captive
1968 Apollo 8 (Frank Borman, Jim Lovell & Bill Anders) 1st manned Moon voyage
1968 David Crosby, Stephen Stills & Graham Nash premiere together in California
1988 New York bound Pan Am jumbo jet (Flight 103) explodes over Scotland , killing all 259 people on the plane and 11 people on the ground
1991 Soviet Union formally dissolves 11 of 12 republics sign treaty forming Commonwealth of Independent States
quote:
Without deviation progress is not possible.
Frank Zappa
Yule: Winter's SolsticeYULE : WINTER'S SOLSTICE
After Samhain when the Oak King has been slain, the Holly King Reigns with the
Winters Queen, and the Wheel of the Year turns now to Yule.
Yule is the day marked by the subtle shift of the light-dark pattern. From this
day forward, the Dark recedes and the light increases. On that day, the new Sun
is born, the new Oak King and the Divine Child. It is for the latter reason the
Christian Church took December 25th as the day of the birth of their Divine
Child. More often, Yule will fall on the 20th or the 21st of each year, the day
of the Winter Solstice, rather then on the 25th.
This is also the height of the rule of the Horned One, Herne, the Hunter. It is
at this time of the year that most people are surviving on either stored grains
and preserved items or on the hunt of game such as deer, hare or pheasant. Most
of the lower class of people probably did not eat much deer, but relied heavily
on other animals such as badger, hare
New Friends,,,,,,new Members,,,,,,,Well I have had the pleasure of becoming Friends with a Lady that used to live not far from me,her name is Candace and I hope that we will become better friends as the years go on. You can hear her on www.lildevilradio.com ,
Candace,,,,,,The Don Father,,,Oregon,,,,,,,,Look out.....;)
False Stepi fell down again
but i can't complain
another false step
could drive me insane
i only got myself here to blame.
Busy Freakin Week!So ya this week has been busy as f*ck. I almost hate the holidays. I bitch amd moan groan about all this shit yet I still have the dinner every year and we have a big family so alot of gifts to buy and WRAP and we also have 3 kids so thats alot of gifts to begin with! But in the end I dont think it would feel like christmas with out all the hustle and bustle right. So here is to all the christmas joy and family and friends now PLEASE pass me the whisky!!
Sexual NicknamesRobert's sexual nickname:
"Weed-Wacker"
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Female Looking For FunLooking for fun Im bored Anyone needing enjoyment in the grand rapids area please feel free to contact me. I am a great person and new to the area.
UntitledI don't think I'll recover
I don't think I'll return
You took my heart, broke it in two
Then made me watch it burn
I'm really on my own now
I feel so all alone
I get that sinking feeling
I won't be coming home
DarknessThe coming of the Darkness
Soothing, comforting darkness.
Blood pools of death, creeping away.
Screams of uttered silence, never to be heard.
Prayers from an old heart, screams of a new existence.
Old and new, refined love.
Evil tainted, light abandoned.
Ever living darkness,
Turning from all.
Denial, darkness reckoning.
Light shining, dying away.
Swift death at hand.
Chattering madness, startling scream.
Loneliness, a shattered heart.
The darkness awaits.
Hello Allhi all sorry i have not posted in a while been really busy bout thought i wlound post and say merry x-mas to all and happy new year
The BarIm very excited the bar is finally going to open here in the next week or two. Everyone come on down to Cripple Creek Bar located off of hwy 35 and Everman Parkway.
Not ListeningNot Listening
When you talk to me
All i want to do is stick
My fingers in my ears and yell,
"NOT LISTENING!"
I know all you do is tell me sugar coated lies -
Can't you take a hint?
This is me ignoring you,
Not Listening.
Why don't you just shut that big mouth of yours?
I'm tired of hearing it.
Just leave me alone
'Cause I'm not listening
This is your last warning
Because I will no longer waste my precious time to tell you,
"Shut your mouth and back away."
I'm not listening to your lousy excuses anymore!
Hahaha!Hahaha
Rob (my boyfriend) got beat up by a 42 yr old drunk woman at work tonight!!
Without YouWithout You
When i look into your eyes
All i see are you hundreds of lies
You've made me cry
And feel like i wanted to die
Without you
I don't know what I'm going to do
I'll go on and live my life
Instead of going for that sharp bladed knife
Eventually you'll be forgotten
For making me feel so rotten
I hate you for what you've done
This relationship should have never begun
I hope your happy now
I bet this is a slap in your face, POW!
I know what i'm going to do
Without you
Let you go cry
Because this is how i say good-bye
Because Of You..Because Of You...
Everday you pressure me to do what's right
When all you can do is show me what not to do
You gripe and complain about me every night
When all I did was learn if from watching you
How dare you yell at me for your mistake
Can't you see, all you're doing is pushing me away
Pain I feel because of you makes me ache
I put on a good show like I'm really okay
You treated me so bad and i never knew why
What did i ever do that was so bad
I cried myself asleep, because you made me want to die
Your nothing to me now except a deadbeat dad
I hope your happy now, look at what you've done
This night'll be my last, thanks to your gun
by me
Why Did You Go?Why Did You Go?
Why did you go?
When i needed someone the most
Why did you go?
Without even letting me know
You left me crying on the coast
You're nothing to me but a ghost
Why did you go?
by me
Life About To EndLife About To End
Sitting in my bedroom, lying on my bed
I lay awake thinking, is my life about to end
I slowly begin raising the gun up to my head
My heart no longer will have to mend
I take one last deep breath of air
Pull the trigger
All of this just doesn't seem fair
Pain no longer able to grow bigger
Blood begins to spill
As my life starts to fade
All pain is gone, and now i no longer have to feel
Look at the big mess i've made
I wonder how many people will even care
This was all a mistake
The bullet begins to tear
My skin, and my body begins to shake
Someone call 911; help me before its too late
The light suddenly begins to fade away
My heart has lost its pulse rate
I didn't want this to happen; now i want to stay
The ambulance arrives and rushes in the house
They were too late, for now i am gone
The cops have to go and tell my spouse
My body in chalk is drawn
They put me
Before I Go...Before I Go....
Before i go
i want you to know
that i've left behind
Something for you to find
A small, folded note
that i have wrote
A promise to put in the past
All things that happened so fast
I wish we could forget
All the things we both regret
Restart our friendship before it's gone
Where I can stop feeling withdrawn
We both said hurtful words, that wasn't meant to be said
Made both of us turn a dark fiery red
We were both angry at one another
And decided to take our friendship no further
It's time to forgive and forget
Where we will no longer have to live with regret
We should apologize and continue being friends
All of this will finally come to an end
- By Me
How Could You..How Could You
Leave me in a hurry
without even a worry
Tell me all the lies
Looking straight into my eyes
Left me here to cry
Making me feel I want to die
Break my heart
I should have known it from the start.
by me
My Thoughts Of YouYour lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest
I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight
Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away
Love Is...Love is...
Love is no longer an emotion, but a word
It's not felt within the heart anymore
Love is now expressed a dozen roses and a card, seldom is it heard
Love is no longer an emotion, but a word
The way people show their love now is absurd
Love has been locked behind the golden hallmark door
Love is no longer an emotion, but a word
It's not felt within the heart anymore.
by me
64% FuckableYou are 64% fuckable!
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Seven Deadly Sins (in Detail)Seven Deadly Sins Survey
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
Grandpa
What is your weapon of choice?
Shotgun
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
No
How about the same sex?
Yes
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Becky
What is your pet peeve?
Stupidity
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Let them go
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Workout
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
3pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Grandpa
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Too busy
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
No
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Zero
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Ice-blended Chai Tea
Are you a meat eater?
Hell Yes
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Way
My 1st UpdateHELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL!! THIS IS MY 1ST ENTRY FOR THE DARK CIRCLE. I WOULD LIKE FOR MORE OF YOU TO COME INTO MY BLOG AND PLEASE INTERACT WITH ME.
I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF SUBMISSION.
WHO HAS TRIED BEING SUBMISSIVE AND WHO HAS ENJOYED IT ENOUGH TO ADD IT TO THEIR DAILY SEXUAL ROUTINE?
My World Is Melting AwayMy World's Melting Away
I knew those sweet, innocent words you said were never true
I must have been a fool to actually fall for you
I thought you were a sweet guy
Now my world is melting away slowly and all I do is cry
I think that's really messed up of you
When the whole time you knew
You didn't like me
But I was blind and didn't see
You just messed with my head
Even though you know I've been hurt before and I hope you drop dead
One day it will happen to you
You'll really like someone, but she'll be playing you too
All I have to say is "What goes around comes around"
And it's your turn to be the clown!
My world is melting away
~ All of these are by ME
Aphrodite's PrayerAphrodite's Prayer
I am what all men want
And all women wish to be
I am the earth, the sky, the sea
Love is not my commodity
Skilled glances, practiced gestures
Are my apertifs
To dine with me
Is pleasure beyond belief
I live to lust
And to lust I live
There's nothing of my body
That I wouldn't give
However, my heart
Encased in ice
The inability to love
My only vice
So when you dream
Sweet caresses in the night
Submit to me
Do not put up a fight
For in your acquiescence
You will find peace
I am a fantasy that refuses to cease
When waking with the morning light
You find evidence of dark delights
Think of me and smile within
Tonight I'll be with you again
My Love For YouMy Love For You
Your all I think about
I dont care what people say
Youre the one I need
And the pressure to have you wont go away
My life has changed
It went back to fun
Since I met you
Its like life has just begun
Sober or drunken
Stoned or high
Youre the one
The one that helps me fly
I dont care if your good
I dont care if your bad
Your always there for me
Your all I really have
Youre the reason I am happy
My life without you would be dull
I hate to admit it but
Love is practically tattooed to my skull
These are my feelings
I wish I could share
But its impossible to
Just because I doubt you would care
Game Of LoveIs love a game?
I looked at you with tears in my eyes
I should have known, its no surprise
I knew it was coming sooner or later
Unfortunately my love grew greater
With so much love I had to share
To turn and find out you did not care
I dried and cried that day and nite
Foolishly I went and picked a fight
You've turned me down once again
Somehow i couldn't just be a friend
Do you really have a heart?
What was it that kept us so far apart?
I've fought back many, many tears
Not to speak of all my fears
My life has been shaken
And my heart has been taken
The way i acted was a shame
I guess its me you fully blame
Here are my few last words to you
I say them only because they are true
My life will never be the same
Tell me now is love a game?
There is one more thing I have to say
Before we go our serparate ways
The dreams I dream will remain
And I shall never forget your name.
The Right StuffThe right stuff
On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and c
Dark BetrayalDark Betrayal
Around, all around, the dark memories gather.
My dread grows as the dagger of your words falls against my heart.
It slays me, and darkly my
essence drips
to the broken ground.
In pain I cry out, Why?!
while Hell surrounds me.
Now alone, my cry of mercy falls upon uncaring eyes.
This is because of you
by me..
Devoid Of LoveDevoid of Love
the night falls with a silent sigh, lost are we.
the emotion for which you lust
flares once, then dies,
crushed by your obsession.
all hope must end.
your love is no more.
how could you do this?
our dark emotions surround us, crying,
we have lost our way.
by me..
DenialDenial
Slender beams of moonlight enter
this darkened prison as I kneel,
always in pain, always alone,
frozen here,
waiting.
Tortured forms wrought in panes of glass loom as
dust dances in the air,
forming an image in my mind,
penetrating my darkened eyes.
Tears on a lover's face.
I raise my head, now crying out for
this uncaring truth.
by me...
Righteous Hatredrighteous hatred
what have you done to me?
a shadow of pain as thoughts scream.
once we were together in bliss,
childlike and innocent,
but your heart died.
a painful pool of lies -
thoughts follow pain, follow hate,
love torn apart.
in a storm of tears,
i still love you.
by me..
Pasties And SuchIf you haven't seen the pictures from my birthday and the day after check them out. I'm deleting them tonight. Although they are some of my favorites they have apparantly become quite the conversation piece around the workplace so bye-bye they go. As well as some of the naughter ones in the pic gift and contest folders. They're NSFW obviously so no I'm not doing this as a stunt for all my haters. For the millionth time you don't get points from those pics!
Off to shower and take more pics...clothed ones..sorry boys :)
Cold Kings Christ Mas List!!!This would be my Christmas list!!
1. Money
2. More Video game
3. Maybe a PS3 or Xbox360
4. Some clothes
5. A girlfriend who will like me for me!
This Is So Pissing Me OffWTF is this all about? Why is it when someone rated your profile from a 10 to a 9? Or any other number. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT FAWKING BULLSHIT!? ASSHOLES! *lmao* And it don't even tell you WHO re-rated you, just says 'someone re-rated your profile a '10' from a '9'! Can someone explain this to me??
The 12 Days Of Christmas(coldking Style)Sing this song like you would on any other song!!
1. Big ol sack of Money
2. Buckets of chicken
3. Bags of weed(like I would really smake that sh-t)
4. Rap CD's
5. Golden Cadilacs
6. Sexy strippers
7. Swords a clashing
8. Turkey sandwiches
9. Cups of egg nog(I hate egg nog)
10. Slices of pizza
11. Kung-Fu movies
12. Cena look-a-likes asking Jackyln to marry her
Now sing this song starting from the 1st day to the 12th day!!
Enjoy!
Damn Dog.Just like a man. Snuggle then leave.... damn dog.
Lol Some Guys Are Soooo Funnyso i read a blog from a guy that i used to talk to. it kind of made me laugh cuz everything he put in there was basically about me...lol...anyways here are somethings that we always fought about when we were talking.
Absolutely no flirting!!!!! this was not aloud, could not talk to any other guy or give them my phone number, could not leave comments on a guys page or get a comment from a guy on my page. but yet he had chicks all up on his page and he did the same right back to them! sexual and flirty.
You have to say brb or hold on a sec when talking on the computer!!!! cuz god forbid if u have to throw up or you have the runs, cuz you have to say brb first...screw cleaning up the barf from in between your keys!
Not saying GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!! ok, i am not a christian and i am far from any religious person what so ever! but do not sit there and tell me that i can not say something when i am 29 years old. i respected the man and tried not to say it since he was such a god fearing man!
Merry Christmas Happy New YearTomorrow I'm off to Winnipeg to get my dad at the airport. I'll only be home in January so I hope everyone has a awesome Christmas!!
What A Week Of Brews...to The Power Of 3This installments of fine ales and beers has been brought to you by the number 3...
The Cherry-Licious 3 philosophers by Ommegang Brewery, Belgium
This odd little number is a blend of rich malty ale brewed with cherry lambic liquor, making it sweet and palatable, but perhaps a bit much for someone not looking to have dessert with their beverage....reminded me of a cherry cordial
This ale is refered to as a Quadrupel which signifies something extraordinary, even by Belgian brewing standards. They are usually strong, malty, and, like a fine wine, pack in flavors so dense and complex that they mature with cellar aging.
Definitely needs to be shared almost like an after dinner drink I believe....still tasty:
I'd give it a 3.5 outta 5 worth a try for something new...
Next up on our triad Trois Pistoles
This strong dark ale is brewed refermented in the bottle. Taste was awesome, sweet fruity almost a port, but crisp however needs to be chilled and poured in a wide
Helpful Stuff!!^^^ LMAO THATS HILARIOUS!! ^^^
Anyways Thats not the reason i did this blog..I was going through some quotes and i really liked these..They are quite helpful!!
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."
"Every time you wake up and ask yourself, "What good things am I going to do today?", remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it will take a part of your life with it."
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned ab
HiI just want to wish everyone a happy holiday, I'm glad we're all safe.
To everyone fighting. its NEVER been in my name, but you guys are my heroes anyway! and I hope you get home safe and soon. I always forget to put this bit, it doesn't matter much but I'm English, and a big up to the British troops out there!
Forest Fireso somehow tacos turned into spaghetti...weird how that happens. LOL
anyway, its an outback night tonight. i am so fucking excited!! we used to have outback seriously like once a week lol, and now that we havent had it in like a month, we act like its been 4 years. yummmmmmmmmmmmmm outback special!!
our internet has been crashing a bunch since lastnight...i swear i was afraid it was from CT. but its not...comcast has been being a fucking dick for the past 2 days. i dont know why my work wastes their time dealing with those fuckers.
oh my lord, we had a really shitty fireplace experience lastnight!! for some reason, the fireplace quit sucking the fire up and out the chimney, and it was blowing it out into the house instead. so we went to sleep and kept the bedroom door shut to try to keep the smoke out as best as possible. ha well that shit didnt work. i woke up and felt like my lungs were on fire. LOL we are dumbasses. who sleeps in a house full of smoke?? THAT IS FUNNY!! so
PissedI write this blog cause I'm hellfied pissed off.. I do not understand why some men can not except no for an answer.. Wondering why u have not called.. Wondering why they never got an invitation to spend the night.. Jealous of the next man thats not even in site.. Calls you and trys to be all nice then turns around and throws darts.. Am I suppose to be impressed or disrespect the next man for your stupidity.. Ask if you can get a peice of me.. Shaking my head at all this nonsense..
Some men need a lesson in tactful technics or just lessons in how to a treat a lady with respect and diginity..
This is me just sounding off my most utter regret.
30 Questions1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?
oh holy hell!! Totally freak out
2. Do you trust your friends?
most of the time
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love?
yeah, i think i would if i could
4.Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
i did, im not so sure anymore too much shit has happened that i can see no reason for
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
Abuse and serious lies
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best roommate for you?
Jade, shes awesome we'd have a right laugh!!
7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with status?
i can deal with most people
8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Why or why not?
I'm not afraid for falling in love, im afraid of getting my heart broken again.
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times throughout the day?
yes =D
10. Would you stop talking to your friends bec
You All Mean More To Me Than You Could Ever Know!I thought that maybe updating and old blog entry might be enough to let you all know what is happening with my blog and to show my thanks. I had a friend tell me that another thank you might be in order. I agree that redoing an old one seems generic to me now. When I lost my first baby in 1999, I wasnt too terribly affected beyond the first week. It was over and done so quickly that I was able to just move on though I still thought about it from time to time. This time.....losing our baby affected me SOOOO profoundly that I didnt know WHAT to do with myself. I felt so useless and helpless...like I was swinging in the breeze with no direction. I decided to make this blog my mission. It was something that I could pour my heart into to help me make sense of it all and to help me maintain my sanity. Through writig in this blog I found that some people were thanking me for writing, telling me that it was helping them to feel like they werent alone...that it was inspirational that I
UghI HATE THE FRIGGIN PACKERS!!!!
A Car Accident....Got up this morning. Got ready for work. Stopped at a little country store, got some gas. As I was leaving the owners dog wanted petted. Pasued like 5-10 sec to pet the dog on the head. Got in the car and drove maybe 1/2 mile tops when a car comes around a curve going side to side. Car ended up spinning 4 or 5 times, and then hitting an embankment twice. Not sure how the person is, they got flown from the scene in a helicopter. So that gave all thoe standing around something to watch. Good think i have had those classes huh?
So went and bought the dog at the store a nice big raw hide chew bone. Keep thinking where I would have been if I hadnt taken that 5 to 10 sec to pet the dog. Cause the first thing the people in behind hte car said was "wow i cant believe they didnt hit you head on, good thing you werent 5 seconds farther down the road"
Hmm so one of those days. Hope everyone elses was a bit better. Also- as I was talking to the state trooper about the accident- she
R. I.p. Marc I Miss U AlreadyNOT THAT LONG AGO I MET A GUY WHOS IN A COOL BAND. WE BECAME CLOSE FRIENDS...HE MADE ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT THIS MONTH HAS NOT BEEN A KIND MONTH FOR SOME. THE BAND MURDERFACE1 HAD LOST A VERY IMPORTANT MEMBER OF THIR FAMILY AND I HAD LOST A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND. I HAD LEARNED THIS FROM ONE OF HIS CLOSE FRIENDS THAT MARC WAS KILLED BY A DRUNK DRIVER. GO FIGURE THE OTHER PERSON IS STILL ALIVE. IS THERE NO JUSTICE FOR SOME ANYMORE. TO ALL THAT HAS LOVED AND LOST THIS MONTH..MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU AS THE ANGEL FROM ABOVE WATCH OVER THEM THIS ANGEL DOWN HERE IS WATCHIN THEM TOO.
LOVE YOU HUNNIE N MISS U REAL BAD!!!
Page Onea penny saved is a penny earned
a fool and his money soon part
you only go 'round once in life
don't put your eggs in one cart
remember the alamo, don't tread on me
don't burn the bridges you cross
the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh and
a rolling stone gathers no moss
Live and let live or live and let die
too many cooks spoil the broth
don't do the crime if ya can't do the time and
what ever it takes to get off.
how do I love thee let me count the ways
nothing can beat a good friend
one in the hand is worth two in the bush
don't spit or piss in the wind
why ask why, here's mud in your eye
a stich in time saves nine
bump on a log and stick in the mud
get your ducks in a line
lead follow or get out of the way
what goes up must come down
every cloud has a silver lining and it takes more muscles to frown
original work of little hippie girl
The Pink DressDon't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!!
The Pink Dress
There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.
Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.
Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by.
She never tried to speak.
She never said a word.
Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.
The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there.
Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was
yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes.
Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.
For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone.
As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress.
It was grotesquely shaped.
I figured that was the reason peop
Poem'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut
Feelings...ranting...damn Kids!Have you ever thought that your life didnt mean anything? That when you woke up in the morning you wondered why in the hell you were even put on this earth? You ever get that feeling that god is looking down on you and punishing you for things you have no clue that you did? Or maybe someone else in your family did something and you get to be the one to take all the blame for it?
I am soooo lonely, yes I have a man, he is in jail right now so its like I have nobody. I sit here in the house at night and WISH that someone would want to talk to me other than sexually, or want to be my friend becuz I look like someone they would like to know. It happens everyday that someone hits me up and tells me that Im pretty or that I have a sexy bod, but could u tell me what color my eyes were? Or how many kids I have? I want some CONVERSATION damnit! Someone that I can tell my shit to and they sit there and listen to me.
My kids drive me nuts...to the point where if I have to go one more minute wi
Venus In JodhpursI were stood in a clearin'
dreamily endearin'
to the antics of two little birds
who were puddlin' and preenin'
and amorously convenin'
between bouts of evacuatin' turds
When from out of the trees
with looks to appease
rode a Venus with sweat on her brow.
sweet perfumes exuded
and her nipples protruded
as far as her vest would allow.
O bring back those minutes!
those piggy-backed linnets!
-though I hasten to add I'm no twitcher-
to when she slid from her pony,
her hips ripe and bony,
like a goddess from a Hollywood picture.
Me heart were a-flutter,
me brain squidgy butter,
me legs were gooey, me toes well curled;
I were blood filled and fruity
for this porcelained beauty
-and O to have had her jodhpurs unfurled!
From beneath her hard hat
hung her hair in a plait
the colour of Lyle's golden syrup.
She tightened a notch
of the girth; and her crotch
were stretched as she heaved to the stirrup.
She posed with her whip
on her prominent hip,
her skin
Good Day!Im in a good mood :)..Yay Me!!
I just got home about 15 minutes ago..Went xmas shopping..Bought soo much stuff..Even bought myself a new necklace and a book!! :D
WooT WooT
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