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xxxx: *tilts head*
xxxx: story?
christopher.: ok
christopher.: once upon a time
xxxx: ^_^
xxxx: this is gonna be good
christopher.: there was a boy, a girl, a gnome, a storm trooper, a brontosaurus, an ogre, an onion, an ocelot, a tranny hooker, a munchkin, a chocolatier, a pirate, a ninja, a chuck norris impersonator, Elvis, and a transformer... oh, and a man-eating skittle
xxxx: okay
christopher.: and they all lived together in a small hut, quite harmoniously, forming the greatest wizarding death star ever, until one day, the stormtrooper took off his helmet to reveal that he was Luke Skywalker, son of Darth Vader...
xxxx: *moves closer and eats more bacon*
Last message received on 7/13 at 4:11 PM
christopher.: the tranny hooker and the chuck norris impersonator had a thing going on, but i don't kiss and tell... but i can say there was a floor lamp and a lot of vaseline involved
christopher.: the pirate and the chocolatier were the same person, with schizophrenia, he looked a lot like that one guy. well, they would ride around on the brontosaurus and eat schnozzberries
christopher.: the ogre was always caught with the onion (they have layerS) up his ass... but we won't go there
christopher.: well, the girl cheated on the boy with Luke Skywalker, and the boy cheated on the girl with Darth Vader (hey, at least they were keeping it in the family)
christopher.: well, there came a time when they were all having this mega, bizarre orgy....
christopher.: and Rogue Leader came by and blue their Death Star of Magic to kingdom come....
christopher.: The End
