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I swore off politics and activism and all that shit a couple years ago. I became a fowl mouthed (by pansy people standards), mean-spirited, long haired, athiest, (badly practicing) Buddhist, head banging metal head motherfucker of the year instead. Want to know why? Because I spent too damned much of my life trying to pull people's head out of their ass because I fucking cared for them. But fuck them. Fuck you too, maybe, if you're one of them, because you make me barf. Shit.
The country is run by idiots and controlled by rich, greedy corporate pricks and Americans are fucked dumbass sheep without a damn clue. I swear, people, I am so fucking sick of "Ground zero" and terrorists and all the absolutely and totally incredible dumbass shit I keep seeing everywhere, on the news, facebook, myspace, here, goddamn it's a curse! How long is everybody in this country going to have their head up their ass? Damn, shut up already!
So a friend had a helpful idea for me to add my friends to his and his to mine so my business/website/rock texas/etc., could network. But I'll be damned if I'm not stuck with a buch of these pansy-ass idiot right wing religious fuckheads who actually BELIEVE all the bulshit about 9/11 and all that fucked up Cheney created mess. And I'm stuck with them or I look like a prick for dumping them and hell, I need the networking although I feel like I need a goddamn bath after reading some of the shit they post. If I wasn't totally broke and actually a big fan of these little metal bands around Texas I'd just fuck it off and stand on the corner with a bull horn telling these idiots off until I was arrested. Damn.
Listen. Muslims did NOT tear down those goddamn towers. Any goddamn idiot with half a brain can see they were taken down with demolitions. The evidence is fucking OVERWHELMING. If you're too goddamn idiotic and naive to know that then fuck you. Even IF some stupid ass pricks over in some damned poor country got so pissed they did that aweful thing (which they didn't have the brains or ability to do!) the fucking fact is they merely brought the goddamn war here that the U.S. has been reigning on their goddamn heads for forever. Sit on hour lazy, comfortable ass and wave that goddamned flag and be a total prick, why don't you? You don't have blood in your fucking streets and you're not burrying dead babies every fucking day. Asshole.
Which brings me to another thing. The goddamn southern border is a joke. This country, no matter how nasty your best friend and ass-reamer Homeland Security may be, could never control what goes on everywhere. IF the motherfucker badguy peasants wanted to they could fuck this country up so bad in a day we'd all run home to momma or jesus or whomever the hell you think might help, as if they would. Use your goddamn brain, people. Why would fucking idiot so-called "terrorists" stop when they were fucking ahead? Duh. Otherwise you think a handfull of dumbass pawns fooled by a goddamn Cheney cabal into believing they were doing good could pull the whole fucking thing off themselves? Shit. This stuff is almost TEN years old. Damn, people, wake the fuck up.
I know you're not. I know you're going to think I'm the idiot motherfucker deluded conspiracy theorist. Know what? You're a totall fucking dumbass and you aint' worth the shit on my shoe if you think so.
Now listen my dear snooping Big Brother Homeland Security guy reading my emails. You can come on over and sit on my bench, watch me type, put cameras everywhere from my kitchen to my shitter. These people aint worth the goddamn trouble to fool with. All I fucking want to do is breathe until I don't breathe any more. So don't go thinking any bullshit, ok? You and I know what is true and shit, nobody else would believe it.
To the rest, why don't you shut the fuck up about a damned Mosque. YOU don't live in New York. YOU have no fucking say. And I'm goddamn sick of hearing you dumbass, idiotic bullshit.
Damn. Somebody turn up the fucking stereo.
