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BILL HICKS . Chicks Dig Jerks

Oh man...

Oh, Hitler had Eva Braun

Manson had Squeakie From

Ted Bundy got lots of dates

I wonder what I'm doing wrong

 

I don't pretend to understand

Women's little quirks

Just one thing I know for sure

Chicks dig jerks

 

Well, if I meet one more single mom

Whose true-love has up and gone

Tells me on a trailor porch

About that man that still carries her torch

Sure he came home drunk each night

Beat the kids and her in a fight

But man she loves him so,

It's so hard to let him go

 

Well, I don't pretend to understand

Women's little quirks

Just one thing I know for sure

Chicks dig jerks

 

Well, I'm sure there's some out there

Who can relate

Take the young man without a date

See some jerk, some fine-fine babe,

Go driving away

 

Well, is that a new bruise

You got on you

What does it say?

That he loves you?

Sure he beats you

But afterwards he cries

'Oh baby, I could die'

Honey, I don't think that's anything to be proud of

I think it's called alcoholism

I don't think you should move away

Stay with him 'til you're in your grave

 

You're so sweet

Can't we just be friends?

I think of you as a brother

Oh, man

Ow, ow, you're hurtin' me

 

What do I have to offer you, baby?

Poetry and true love

That's not enough I know for sure

You need someone to throw you through the door

 

Well, I don't pretend to understand

Women's little quirks

Just one thing I know for sure

Chicks dig jerks

 

Chicks dig jerks

So true

Telling you, man

Be mean to 'em, man

They'll never leave you then

'Cause chicks dig jerks

Just ignore 'em

Act like they're not there

Man, you're going to be pulling chicks outta your hair

They love that

Act like you don't care

Look at 'em everywhere

They come runnin'

Tired of being a good guy,

Such a lonely life

I'm going to be a jerk

Yeah, that's right

I'm going to step on lots of toes

Girls going to go crazy for that guy

Baby, I'm going to act like I don't even know you

Not going to return one of your calls

I hear her, she's already at the door, man

She's intrigued by my indifference

I'm a jerk, and it's working out...

Ha ha