Johnnymontana's blog: "Thoughts on the Sundry"

First, let me thank you for checking in on this blog. I will try to write every few days while here on Fubar. I am working on my second book right now and trying to run my place in the mountains of Montana, am an activist and a nurse in a revolutionary homecare pilot project for Montana that I run out of my home which is very satisfying and important because it is a project that allows families to care for their loved ones at home without nursing homes and brings the care to the patient which is much more cost effective for insurance and Medicare patients. I am also a musician, saxophone, if you haven't read my profile, and much more. I also am an artist of some fame in the Northwest and actually make money at that.  My premise in art has always been that I want to make money from it now as I don't want to be famous after I am dead because I am pretty sure there are no banks at the next level after this life. I love art for art and all that stuff but nothing replaces a few bucks in your pocket so screw eclectic art thinking and make some money. So far that is working out ok. I write humor and we will see how humerous after I finish the introduction to this ridiculous blog. Anyway thanks for checking this mess out and hopefully it will be entertaining and thought provoking enough to get you back every now and then. 

A couple weeks ago I got up early one morning and noticed, while staring at my mug through sleepy eyes in the bathroom mirror,  some wrinkles around my eyes and this unsightly flab of skin hanging under my neck that would certainly make me a candidate for Thanksgiving dinner come November.  I turned on the light to get a better look and noticed a few more wrinkles on my forehead.  I had never seen these before so was certain they must be the result of sleeping at a strange angle or some attack on my face by my pillow.  So I decided I better get a new pillow.  My reasoning was that since I had never noticed these abirations before they would recede over a few days.  I was wrong and the wrinkles are still with me.  I now understand the need for plastic surgeons although I guess I will keep hoping this new pillow will do the trick. I am also understanding I am not 25 any longer and while my doctor has told me that several times , and I refuse to pay him for that information since I did not have to go to medical school to understand that fact, I am now painfully aware of the need to try to touch up my photos here and gain some insight into proper photographic angles to attract ladies who do not like wrinkles......the whole thing is a pain and I can tell you it is not the way I would have done things if I were in charge. I don't know who thought of this system but it is not funny!!!

I would have started all of us wrinkled at birth and the way to get rid of them is to gain experience and wisdom through life. When I was 25 I looked awesome.  Other than that I didn't have a clue.  This is because of the constant testosterone release men are given after age 12.  I will get into this more in future blogs but suffice it to say that at 25 we look great and have no conception of communication.  We do have a conception of soft skin and beautiful eyes and large breasts.  Now I am in my 50's and still love beautiful eyes, soft skin and all the other wonderful female attributes but understand that to get to those lovely parts one must first look within and be able to communicate.  Unfortunately I am fighting with my pillow and do not look the way I did when I was 25 which is irritating since I finally know what I am doing to some degree and have the life experience that makes me at least aware that all is not about large breasts.   So whoever came up with this screwed up system of aging was just not thinking clearly and I want it fixed!!! 

Of course the great thing about Fubar is you can get shitfaced here and still communicate effectively.  Now that I am a little older and have a few wrinkles I understand I am not able to do that in real life. Thanks to many of you I am shitfaced and still able to write this blog and drink coffee. Amazing what modern technology can do. More on thisd mindless stuff tomorrow ....