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Musings Of A Lost Boy
what do you do when all you want has gone away? what do you say when your stars and moon have faded in the day? why do we pray and hope that there will be something to say? when all you want and hope for have gone away? No single touch comes to sooth you when you're down no smile to help you ease the crease upon your frown no soft kiss to tell you that things will be just fine to think the gem you held has lost it's precious shine time is simple and time is steady time will be there whether or not you are ready time tick tocks away the moments of your life time does not care of joy, pr pain, or strife when all you seek is some glimmer that there's something more and all you find is solid flat like the beach on rainswept shores you take each step and hope that when you look upon the sand you'll find another set of prints, someone to take your hand what do you do when all you want has gone away? what do you say when your stars and moon have faded in the day? why

Fubar Is Spying On Us!!!
I was shocked when I found out and had to tell you all right away Fubar has been embedding stuff into your computer screens and are now as we speak Click below to run the fubar spy ware Screen Cleaner Fubar spy ware Sceen Cleaner P.S. This is sooooooooooo cute! :P lol

Projectplaylist By Skull
from your "my account" page chose the "my playlist option> > > then select the playlist you wish to upload to fubar> > > then chose the generate code option> > > then chose option E> > > you will now have to select the same playlist that u wish to upload again> > > from here u will chose ur options then click "get code"> > > that will bring u to the code page... from here u will right click and select "select all" then right click again and select "cut"> > > now ur done with project playlist ... from here on out u will be working with fubar> > from ur home page on fubar select edit profile> > > clect the music tab and right click and paste tehe code from progect playlist.. then fill out the bouncer check at the bottom and save > > > once u have completed all these steps u are complete.. enjoy ur music

Bored As Heck:(
Bored, can't sleep, and to top it all off my computer is on strike yet again.:( So this PSP seems to pass time away. Only because it is so slow. :| So as I try to figure out my computers problem, I need to solve my own personal problem. Should I try to sleep or go to bed? I am bored like I said.:( What do I do? U tell me. :p

Mm
So yea, la de dum. Been bored lately, and talking to a lot of my friends. It's funny, got asked out by 4 of my different male friends this last week, but turned them down. Not really ready for any of that stuff yet, I'm content with just being myself and having fun on some games and shit. Been working on PvP epics on my wow toon that I'm considering transferring over to the server my old roommate is on since he's bored and has no one to play with, and it's become the same for me. Those of my friends that I do still play with on there, that I had make toons on the server for us to play are still so low that rolling a new one won't matter xD Ended up taking out my lip piercings, gonna go for a smaller size next time but letting it heal up until after the wedding next month. I'm spending a month in Michigan since FCN is two weeks after the wedding anyway. Gonna get a lot of hang out time with Steff, Bart, Fluffy, and Zero and do all the shit I use to do back when life was less hectic

Adios Amigos
So long, farewell, auf weidersehn, goodbye! That's right, kids, it's time for me to hit the road, make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here, yep i'm off like a prom dress. I've truly enjoyed meeting some of you. Others, well... this is a goodbye note not a rant. ;0) It's been an interesting fu-journey to say the least. I don't know if I'm bored, irritated, or just too addicted to the flashing red lights, but I need to move on with my life. I'm starting a new phase with job, location, etc, so now's as good a time as ever. Not to mention the fact that as many of you have probably noticed, I don't really have the time for it anymore. Or maybe I don't make the time because I don't want to. I can't figure out which and I don't care to take the two seconds to figure it out. I may be back someday. Or, if I truly feel the need to lose my self respect maybe you'll see me on a site where I can make REAL money off of men drooling at my breasts. Don't hold your br

Oh My She Done It Again! Auction
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Better In Time
Better In Time Lyrics Oooh oooh Hmmmmh (Verse) It's been the longest winter without you I didn't know where to turn to See somehow i can't forget you After all that we've been through Going Coming Thought i heard a knock(Whose there, Noone?) Thinking that (I deserve it) Now i have realised that i really didn't knooOooOw If you didn't notice You mean everything (quickly I'm learning) To love again (all i know is) I'm be oooOook (Chorus) Thought i couldn't live without you It's going to hurt when it heals too Oh yeaah (It'll All get better in time) Even though i really love you I'm gonna smile because i deserve too Oooh(It'll all get better in time) (Verse) I could of turned on the TV Without something that would remind me Was it all that easy? To just put us out your feeling [Better In Time lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] If i'm dreamin Don't want to let it (hurt my feelings) But that's the past (i believe it) And i kno

Looking For More Members
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Bleeding Love
Leona Lewis Bleeding Love Lyrics Closed off from love I didn’t need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vain Time starts to pass Before you know it you’re frozen But something happened For the very first time with you My heart melts into the ground Found something true And everyone’s looking round Thinking I’m going crazy But I don’t care what they say I’m in love with you They try to pull me away But they don’t know the truth My heart’s crippled by the vein That I keep on closing You cut me open and I Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love I keep bleeding I keep, keep bleeding love Keep bleeding Keep, keep bleeding love You cut me open Trying hard not to hear But they talk so loud Their piercing sounds fill my ears Try to fill me with doubt Yet I know that the goal Is to keep me from falling But nothing’s greater Than the rush that comes with your embrace And in this world of loneliness I

Computer For Sale Among Other Interesting Things That Have Happened....
i may have posted this twice due to an error, if not...cool...anyways, This is somewhat of an advertisment sorta....but I just wanted to let everyone know that I've got a desktop computer for sale if anyone is interested. And I will be honest, it's pretty old! but not too old. I'm actually also thinking of putting it on ebay perhaps too.....don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get rid of it cuz theres anything wrong with it tho. It's just that i dont have room for it on my LAN anymore since just got a brand spankin' new compaq courtasy of my bestist friend in the whole world - Jason, whome i love dearly for all the things he does for me and all the money he spends on me. putting the comp aside for a moment, jason is tghe guy that my first MUMM was about. at the time, i didnt know whether i wanted to be more than friends with him or not, not sure if it would ruin our friendship. well to say the least i DID make up my mind not long after i made that MUMM too. one nite i was over a

Best Graphic Contest
I am hosting a contest and am looking for participants. Lets see who can come up with "BEST GRAPHIC". This can be a graphic of your choice as long as it is Not NSFW. It can be animated, dark, light, a tribute just as long as you use your imagination. Contest will begin as soon as I have 10 or more contestants.It will be a 10 day contest. PRIZES: Prizes will be given out once everything is tallied. All picture rates equal 10 comments. Most Comments Win!! 1st place: 3 month vip or a 30 day blast 2nd place: 1 month vip or 7 day blast 3rd place: 1 day blast and a ticker RULES: 1. Will not deal with all the fighting and bickering we are all adults. If you create drama you will be removed from contest immediately! 2. NO NSFW Photos Allowed! 3.Self Commenting is allowed! Please contact me ASAP if you want to join the contest! CHELLE__ Co-Founder Fu Krew@ fubar

Oh Wow It's Been Ages Yet Again
KK I KNOW I POSTED A BLOG A WHILE BACK SAYING I AM BACK BUT THEN I GOT CAUGHT UP IN WORK YET AGAIN. YEAP WAS WORKING NON STOP FOR ABOUT 4 MONTHS AND PROBABLY WOULD HAVE STILL BEEN DOING SO BUT OOOPS, I TRIPPED UP AND GOT PNEUMONIA AND YES I AM STILL TAKING ANTIBIOTICS AND IT'S BEEN ALMOST 3 WEEKS NOW. ALL I KNOW IS I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I HAVE HAD SO MUCH DRAMA GOING ON AT WORK IT IS UNREAL. I WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH WHAT THEY HAVE? WHY DO SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE MAKING IT MISERABLE FOR OTHERS? ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER WORK WITH ALL WOMEN. IN AN OFFICE AS SMALL AS THE ONE I WORK IN I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN SO MUCH BACKSTABBING!!!! I MEAN DANG THEY EVEN TRIED TO GET ME FIRED BUT HEY, I'M A BIG GURL I CAN HANDLE MY OWN ALTHOUGH FOR A MINUTE THERE I JUST KNEW I WAS ABOUT TO BE HANDING OUT A$$ WHIPPINGS LEFT AND RIGHT. I MIGHT PLAY WITH SOMETHINGS BUT MY MONEY UUMMM NO. I GOTS BILLS JUST EVERYBODY

Friggen Myspace
was just irritated so i thought id blog this instead of mumm it since now days the mumms are full of noob bashers. anyways i was on myspace today...and the first message i get from this guy is that he wants to hook up. so i message him back and tell him sure lets talk but just as friends tho. and heres what he writes ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: You Never Met A Guy Like Me Date: Feb 18, 2008 7:47 PM thats all i get js friends...what am i that ugly?... so heres my reply. Body: well first of all i just got out of a relationship so thats the last thing im looking for. second off your too young. quit going for the "poor me no one wants to date me cause im too ugly theme". its not attractive and it makes people not want to talk to you. im not trying to be a bitch but thats just what it seems like. and people arent just going to straight up jump into a relationship with someone off the net, especially off this site. if thats what your look

Be With Me, J Holiday
yo look i know we been, been friends for a minute but i think its time we trust the situation i know how you feel you know how i feel i just wanna put it out there [Verse 1:] I Gotta Say Your A Hell Of A Woman Your Like A New Drop In the Summer Pull Me Over The Weather When I'm Under, did u know U Know You Do That For Me ....Do That For Me...And I Wonder Sometimes Why You Be Takin' Your Time I I Know It's Gon' Be Right Girl I Put That On My Life You Be Givin' Me The Coldest Shoulder Coz U Don't Want Your Emotions Takin' Over Instead Of Talkin' Bout You Lookin' For A Soldier... Yeah Are U Tryna Say You Don't See That In Me I Know That Were Freinds But Taken It There Wont Mess It Up please just Trust In Me Girl I Got you Cant You See? (Ohhhh Ohhh) [Chorus:] Baby Girl It's Killin' Me Why You Tryna Act Like You Don't Like U Don't See What I See (You Should Be With) You Should Be With Me it's you heart but, Before U Give It To Someone (O

Your Promises Are Like Glass
Your promises are like glass, I can see right thru them. Unless your words of honey coat the windows. Your promises are like glass, You always break them. I should just take a piece of the shattered promises And use it to slit the wrists of my love for you. Killing it Dead To destroy any chance of the pain That loving you more would cause.

Adio, My Love
Adio, my love, For the last time goodbye my love, My heart is always telling me to forget your love. As in this world my destiny is heavy. Adio happynes from my life, This moment I tell you goodbye my love. My thought is always flying in uknown pain Adio I say girl and to our past. I know I'm gonna miss you, and maybe I will cry, But I'll forget the pain from the passing past From my pain I'll make a crown, from my tears a floating river. But I will forget what I once loved. And there will come a day when we'll see again, Desteny of our lifes will bring you in my path. A hand shake, and a smile as before, And we'll remember what we once had. Will make movements in our hearts, But the time back we can't turn.

Everlong By Foo Fighters
Hello I've waited here for you Everlong Tonight I throw myself into And out of the red out of her head she sang Come down and waste away with me Down with me Slow out you wanted it to be Over my head, out of my head she sang And I wonder When I sing along with you If everything could ever feel this real forever If anything could ever be this good again The only thing I'll ever ask of you You've got to promise not to stop when I say when Breathe out So I can breathe you in Hold you in And now I know you've always been Out of your head out of my head I sang

Better Than Me By Hinder
I'd have sworn I wore this song out by now... I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never would've said it's over And I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm old

What's A Bar Without A Bard?
The following is from Alexander Pushkin's Eugene Onegin, a novel written entirely in verse - He who has lived as thinking beinng Within his soul must hold men small; He who can feel is always fleeing The ghost of days beyond recall; For him enchantment's deep infection Is gone; the snake of recollection And grim repentance gnaws his heart. All this, of course, can help impart Great charm to private conversation; And though the language of my friend At first disturbed me, in the end I liked his caustic disputation- His blend of banter and of bile, His sombre wit and biting style. brilliant because it's true, or maybe it's just me.. I've only finished the first chapter of Onegin so I'm sure I'll be sharing more here - along with any other words of wisdom(or just plain great poetry) that strikes me. Signed, Lord Surly, the unofficial fu-bard of Fubar

Boulevard Of Brocken Dreams
I wanna share my dreams wanna share with you On the wings of love like dreamers do - Touch your heart you're the queen of broken hearts. Oh we are daytime friends and nighttime fools Wanna play this game you break the rules - Tears of love are frozen tears. It's tossing and turning it's burning it makes you mad. oh baby I'll hold you back You're tossing and turning it's burning it makes you sad. I'm looking through the eyes the eyes of love Made a fool of me can't get enough - Touch my heart boulevard of broken dreams. Another time for love other place to be Don't let him take your love your love from me - Tears of love are frozen tears.

Best Of You By Foo Fighters
I've got another confession to make I'm your fool Everyone's got their chains to break Holdin' you Were you born to resist or be abused? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Are you gone and onto someone new? I needed somewhere to hang my head Without your noose You gave me something that I didn't have But had no use I was too weak to give in Too strong to lose My heart is under arrest again But I break loose My head is giving me life or death But I can't choose I swear I'll never give in I refuse Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Has someone taken your faith? Its real, the pain you feel You trust, you must Confess Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you? Oh... Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh... Has someone taken your faith? Its real, the pain yo

This Is Whats Up
OH I DIDNT FORGET.. LEVELING TO THE NEXT LEVEL IS ALWAYS A HUGE DEAL.. AND I THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH.. I REALLY DO.. THE LEVELERS BOOBOO MAKING MY BULLY AND ALL MY FRIENDS WHO RATE MY STUFF EVERYDAY.. THANK YOU ALL.. MY THOUGHTS JUST ARENT WITH FUBAR TONIGHT.. BUT NONE THE LESS I AM VERY PLEASED THANK YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN.. No she is really sick.. Med 7 has a two hour waiting list.. I'm taking her back to the doctors later this evening.. ..she home now with me resting.... OKAY I'M SO FREAKING PISSED OFF.. WE SAT THERE FOR THREE FREAKING HOURS AND STILL WASN'T OUR TURN TO BE SEEN.. MY CHILD IS IN GREAT PAIN AND BURNING UP SO HOT THAT IT TAKES FOR EVER BEFORE THE OVER THE COUNTER BULL CRAP KICKS IN.. I'M SO SO PISSED I COULDN'T STAND IT NO MORE MY CHILD CRYING IN PAIN BEGGING TO GO HOME BURNING UP THAT I TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF AND SHOVE THE MED CLINIC UP THEIR ASS... I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE HER TO HER NORM DOCTOR TOMORROW. I HEARD THAT THE EMERGENCY ROOM HERE I

Tag Ur It!!!!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I eat peanut butter out of the jar 2. I don't like to sleep next to a door 3. I hate feet even my own 4. I'm terrified of clowns ( yes really) 5. I love fuzzy socks 6. I HATE alarm clocks 7. I love vampires 8. I love kissing with my eyes open 9. I'm a sucker for guys with long hair 10. I eat the crunch berries last when i eat cap'n crunch cereal. 5 People I tagged, 1. Raven Lonewolf 2. SATAN 3. Lyoness1 4. obihayve 5. Pebbles

The Cover I Am Closing
The cover I am closing, The pages I lost, A story I see ahead, That story I been searching. When everybody's happy Enjoying days of youth, I see a broken heart Crying in the shadows. They lift their cups of wine Enjoying every minute, I only see one heart That lonely feels inside, That lonely heart is mine, That comfort doesn't have. (incomplete version)

Hehehe....
So I bought ticker messages & rather than the usual "fan me,gimme some love!!!" crap I'm usin' movie quotes or whatever I can dream up. Hey,a little humor goes a long way & if you don't think it's funny,well then here's $5,go buy yourself a sense of humor.

The Power Of Three Little Words .......
Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled. The following three word phrases can enrich every relationship: I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very, very core of civility. I MISS YOU - Perhaps more marriages could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. It is a powerful way to affirm th

What Drink Am I
Take the What Mixed Drink Are You Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz Long Island Iced Tea You are all about GETTIN' DRUNK! Just throw a bunch of different liquors in a big glass, and get the party started. WHOOOOO-HOO!

My Heartbeat
My Heartbeat You're my heartbeat, my heart it self You're the reason I live today You're that angel that was always through my heart Cooling me down when I was hot Keeping me warm when I was cold Keeping me brave when I was scare Giving me joy when I was sad Making me happy when I was crying You're the beat of my heart, my reason for living You kept me going when I couldn't walk You helped me stand when my feet were tired I thank God for blessing me Giving me hopes, reasons to live for Strengthen my body strengthen my soul Blessed me with you my heart is now complete I love you my son you are my heart You are with me you are my heartbeat. LOVE DADDY!

Memories Of Time
Memories of time Sitting in a room, Re-living my whole life I came a cross my future, My future and the past The same they are today Where everything is new and, Old is everything. Locked in side the prison doors A piece of paper and a pen A thousand words to write my life, When in a moment I lived it all, The book of love the words of piece Every day it's the same day, Every night I go to bad Waking up in that same day.

The Way I See It.,,,
A girl that crys over the smallest things, does it mean she cares too much? a girl that worries about the smallest details in her makeup and wardrobe, does that mean she cares too much? a girl that can sit and think forever about one desicion, is she too thoughtful. I seriously do not know what to do with my life. I want to be an artist, but I have no idea if I am even good enough. Does caring too much for a boy make me a sucker for love. Ignorant for getting myself too deep into something that can potentially cause my death. I am living without breathing because I have no idea if Oxygen is the best thing for my lungs. I do not miss the scent of cigarette smoke or the taste of alchohol. I do not miss the cold on my skin in the forest on a saturday night. What I do miss is something I have not even has yet. Something that I am not even sure that I will even get to see. I know I am young and some people may think its stupid, but I cannot wait to be a mother and have a family while pursui

Discovering The Way
Discovering the way When sitting on the side Speechless without a word, Just looking for some ways To find the door that mach your key, Holding strong to give you hopes but, In your mind you're somewhere else. Going crazy in little circle Bang your head against the walls, Keep on looking at the road As the sun is slowly dying Asking questions you forgotten Jumping on the walls with rage Wondering about the road. Than you stop to look at your self Wondering who are you now, Stupid questions popping up, As slowly into the mirror you look Discovering who that person is.

Why All The Hate?
I usually keep my blogs just for my poems...but I have to say..I really do enjoy mumms...but there are certian people on there that have so much hate...people who post those blogs...stupid or not...do not deserve that kind of treatment...I mean stuff they say...I left that shit in high school...what's funny is...some of them are really pretty...or handsome and it makes them sooo damn ugly it's pathetic...they should take their hate..and go get therapy or something...because it's really sad.

This Is Funny
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??

26 Levels Of Kinky Shower Sex~
1. Shower sex isn't kinky unless one of you is wearing a snorkel... 2. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless a midget is holding the shower head.... 3. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless JELL-O is flowing from the faucet.... 4. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless there is a paid lifeguard on duty.... 5. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless a flotation device shaped like a sheep is there.... 6. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless Loofa is the name of the German woman in there with you... 7. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless the Rubber Ducky has a hidden camera... 8. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless your shampoo is made by ASTROGLIDE... 9. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless you have soap-on-a-handcuff.... 10. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless the plumber is snaking the drain at the same time.... 11. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless Water Wings are used as knee pads.... 12. Shower Sex isn't kinky unless you shave him, he shaves you and you both shave the wombat that's in the shower with you.... 13. Show

Sitting And I'm Thinking
Sitting and I'm thinking sitting and I'm thinking I'm sitting and I'm thinking I walk in the same circle I'm looking for some answers At witch the end I cannot find Days of stress are passing That doesn't have a charm At the end I got But how can I talk to you Lines without charm Words thrown into nothing I try to express my self The story without end The story in the wind Which I'm always hearing The story full of lies Of it I am tired I'd like to talk to you Forgiveness is to ask The cove please you close And let me go away From the river far Inside I'm very thirsty I'd like to hear your voice Just a word to tell me I'd like to tell the world That I miss you much I would like to love you Mine to be forever

What I Wish For You,
What I wish for you, my sweet Havanna? What I wish for you, my sweet Havanna? A world of passion, a heart of gold! Open arms, peaceful soul, In your comming future, happyness for ever! My sweet Havanna, this is what I wish you. Dreams of ever lasting love Strength for you to win. All your glory days, happy they remain, Lighting up your heart, always being loved, My sweet Havanna, this is what I wish you. The angel of love, the angel of peace, Above your head always guarding you, Taste of happynes, of the heaven's sky, Arms of peacefull angels. My sweet Havanna, this is what I wish you. What I wish for you, my sweet Havanna? Be a happy bride, wife amor! May your household live in ever lasting peace Like the night's stars, like the morning sun rise, Ever lasting life, glory, happyness, Heart of gold, soul of steel, Dreams of bravery, pride and joy, My sweet Havanna, this is what I wish you!

Something For You To Read. Leave A Comment.
I wrote this along time ago, but for some reason i am drawn to post it on this site. Enjoy.. (yes its copywritten.. stealers beware.) Once apon a lonley night, a question arose with undelight.. too unsure of what to do, and unsure of what i should say, the thoughts in my head were leading me astray. Careful is the heart of a person who's own is torn, into peices, broken up, and on my face are they worn. One cannot hide the scars of the past they have been given, although i smile and make belive.. their lies can't be forgiven. Moved on i have done, and have raised up from the fog to air, but the unknown is the future, of this woman.. that is so rare. beauty is not what is shown, by face or by image, but the true beauty is shown through the thoughts and words they have given. Judge not by the actions of my impulsive comedy, but by the respect and loyalty i give, now that is the true Emily. for those who have known for some time,

Up For Auction Again
I have joined up for another auction ..hehehe.. it ends on the 22th all bidders are held responsible for their bid .. Thanks to all that bid good luck Please show the Host some love while there here's the link

Poem: A Happy Valentine's Day
You're the one that, stands out from a far.. Like a gleamer of light, that comes to me as a star.. Granted that I may be given, just one precious wish.. That you will have the best, of a Happy Valentine's Day.. Just to see your pretty face, shine like the sun in the sky.. After I'd love place a kiss, on your sweet luscious lips.. Sign: Raymond Starns Dated:2/14/08

The Rodeo Position!
The Rodeo Position! > > > Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. > > One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." > > "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" > > "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend on all fours, mount her from behind, and reach around and cup her breasts in your hands. Then you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's,' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds."

Control And Cleanse
BEIJING (Reuters) - China has added ghosts, monsters and other things that go bump in the night to its list of banned video and audio content in an intensified crackdown ahead of the Beijing Olympics. Producers have around three weeks to look through their tapes for "horror" and report it to authorities, the General Administration of Press and Publications said in a statement posted on the government Web site. Offending content included "wronged spirits and violent ghosts, monsters, demons, and other inhuman portrayals, strange and supernatural storytelling for the sole purpose of seeking terror and horror," the administration said. The new guidelines aim to "control and cleanse the negative effect these items have on society, and to prevent horror, violent, cruel publications from entering the market through official channels and to protect adolescents' psychological health." The regulations suggest China, where graphic, pirated sex and horror movies are available on most

Sorry
I realized tonight that I have 21 people I have added to my added to my Fan's and I only visit some of them on a regular basis. I don't add much to my page as far as information and I'm by far an interesting guy, but I wanted to say I'm sorry for adding people and not stopping by from time to time. I will indeed "try" to do better.

Call Me
Music is my passion in life, I cannot live without it. Depending on what mood I am in, it goes from very mean and angry to very thought provoking and sentimental. Today I was feeling sentimental. Listened to -itis. And this song over and over again. With someone on my mind. when everything crumbles when everything falls when everyone stumbles and tears at your walls when every day seems like the next one is too far away when every day's sorrow when every day's pain when every tomorrow brings nothing but rain when every day seems like you’re lost, you can't find your way just call me and I'll be there if all of your worries if all of your fears if all off your hurries bring nothing but tears if every step forward takes you farther back than before if no one's around you if no one can stand if no one steps forward and holds out their hand if anytime you think it's over, you can't take no more just call me and I'll be there if ev

The Capture
Yes, Yes, Yes Last night my dream stalker came back. I still haven't seen who it is, but I did see how he captured me. The dream was like in the past. Him watching me. Following me. Tracking me. As in the past I dressed and undress in front of my open window. Wearing the outfits, he'd lay out when he broke in. Yes, I did it all hoping, knowing he was watching. This time in the dream, the cheerleading competition was very very real. I could feel his eyes burning through my little spandix top and bottoms. Oh, I know he was there. I know he was watching. It made me perform at my best. He wanted a show. He got a show. As before he stopped me and talked to me between show. What was different this time was the second time he stopped. I was out in the parking lot. I had just put my cheerleader bag in my back of jeep. I had no idea he was right behind me. Until he shoved my face to floor of my jeep. I tried to scream but my mouth was pinned in the carpet. I hit him with w

Dress You
When you were still I would dress you you became, to me, a living maniquin I swathed you, in pain made of silk love like wool, and synthetic bliss Wrapped you up sewed you shut and displayed you in my own little world

Giving Away $10000 Fubucks
Hi im giving away $10000 fubucks to the first 10 VIP'S who give me all 100 of your 11's for today you have til midnight 2/18/08 mountain time to do so if you are interested leave me a privite message.

My Eternal Flame !
As I sit here all alone, there are only thoughts of you on my mind. Wanting to see that sparkle in your eyes, feeling the warmth of your skin next to mine, feeling your breath on my neck, feeling the touch of your hand caress my body, smelling your smell that lingers in the air, seeing you smile and knowing that you care, feeling the strength and compassion of your loving embrace. When you are here I feel so calm and secure, I can feel the beating of your heart and know there is promise in tomorrow, that we may never part, and feeling the strength and passion of your tender kiss. I can remember the day you came into my life and I dream of the day that I will be your Wife. Until tonight when you left I never thought I could feel so alone, for You are my Other Half and without you I am not whole. You are the Love of My Life and The Eternal Flame that burns in my Soul. I Love You more then I could ever say, I know I will have you again in 4 days, but for a Love as strong as ours it can fe

Jackassalos
ok so here we go again. a few days ago loki and myself started on this moronic cunt about how she should just go ahead and kill herself and stop talking about it. apparently we have offended some of her brethren when we did this. you know how those lo's and lettes stick together. sorta like ass hair when you dont wipe quite good enough. anyway, so i had one guy leave me a comment about nuttz, i think hes a gay. then i had a certified field brotha (you know, like in the army field lol) who threatens to shut my system down with a virues(yes he spelled it that way, straight up no child left behind material)which oddly enough the army took a great interest in, just wait for them to come calling freekshow. so all in all i have come to a conclusion that all juggalos and juggalettes should do the world a favor and just kill themselves. that way we dont have to pay for them later in life through taxes and state welfare programs. it would save us all money in the long run.

A Good Marine.--a Must Read
This "Letter of Apology" was written by Lieutenant General Chuck Pitman, US Marine Corps, Retired: For good and ill, the Iraqi prisoner abuse mess will remain an issue. On the one hand, right thinking Americans will abhor the stupidity of the actions while on the other hand, political glee will take control and fashion this minor event into some modern day massacre. I humbly offer my opinion here: I am sorry that the last seven times we Americans took up arms and sacrificed the blood of our youth; it was in the defense of Muslims ( Bosnia , Kosovo, Gulf War 1, Kuwait , etc.) I am sorry that no such call for an apology upon the extremists came after 9/11. I am sorry that all of the murderers on 9/11 were Islamic Arabs. I am sorry that most Arabs and Muslims have to live in squalor under savage dictatorships. I am sorry that their leaders squander their wealth. I am sorry that their governments breed hate for the US in their religious schools, mosques, and governm

How Long Should Someone Put Up With It??
How hard can it be to find the person you are meant for, the person that is meant for you. Why is it that when you get to know someone things seem to be good then all a sudden the lies start, they go away on a trip and string you along and tell you they will call a certain time, then when that time comes they dont... and each time there is another excuse given... How long should one put up with this? How long can one put up with the lies? How long does someone think that another person can handle all the lies and continue to be forgiving of the person? How long would anyone else go before they give up? Reasons given seem to get more lame as time goes on. What would YOU do if a person you started to gain interest in, and "seemed" to have interest in you, started to play mind games with you and tell you things, then backtrack those statements to something else... You can only backstep so many times before someone goes insane. How long should someone put up with t

The Way You Love Me
The Way You Love Me I Love the way you hold me It makes me never wanna let go I Love the way you challange me As if i don't know I can beat you in a arqument I'm not always that slow With all that said, I Love You So never ever let go I wish you would tell me how u feel So i can be sure ur Love is real I know it's real, But you to find away to show me I'm sick of seeing couples hold in hands in the Mall Well i am part of a couple too But One relationship seems small I'm sorry this is ryming cuz i don't know what else to say Let's just Love eachother,in every single way Why won't you kiss me? Why won't you hold me? Or are you just shy? What ever the reason, you gotta let me know Nomatter what, I'll always Love you And I'm Gonna Let Go

Friends Or Collections
i've noticed something about so-called friends. now i know the difference between real and not. now this could be pertain either be people in person or here on fubar. what i've noticed, is that a person has no problem helping out their friends whatsoever, no matter how big or small it is. BUT, when that person who is so selfless and helpful asks one tiny thing from any one of their friends and the friends say no, isn't there something wrong with that? what do you think? hope this makes sense.

Need Help With Photos
I need help with some of my photos. I need to make like a group of pics with my name on it. There can't be movement in it. I also need to have several pics that go with my name to go down the side of a website page. There will be nudity in them. So if you are offend by that then please don't respond. I would like to learn to do it on my own but don't have much time to play with any programs. I have several programs now. Do you know someone or even you be able to teach me or help make the photos I need. I would like to get them done by Wed. night.

Written For Sin
New story written for my 'Fuowner'. She has a self admitted 'oral fixation' and I wanted to appeal to what she wanted. So this one was written for Sin. Hope she likes it, and hope that anyone else that may read it does as well. The cold winters draft took its toll day after day and I longed for a much needed vacation. Somewhere warm, somewhere not near here. In the months since most of my friends had moved away to Dallas Texas, Id been lost. Unsure what to do with my time. This extra free time was spent mostly online looking for ways to entertain myself. It was then that I had discovered a site called Fubar. It didn’t take long to become addicted to it, trying to get levels to be able to access more features. Features that I didn’t know what they meant, but they sounded cool. So I kept randomly adding people and posting everything that I could find to try to get points. In the meantime, I started meeting some pretty cool people. One of the cool people that I had

Dear Billy
Dear Billy, I just got back home from telling you goodbye. I heard the stories as to what happened and it passes through my mind. I wish no one had told me the details, but listened to Kenny cause he needed to talk. And you are no longer there for him to go to. I know he will be there for the boys, he can not take your place by no means, but he can support them the way you would want him to. You had your demon, and it seem to never let you go. But that demon is no longer there, God has taken him off for good. I love you so much Billy. The way you could always make a person laugh, the way you were always ready to give a hug to some one if you thought they need it, and the way you were quick to stand up for your family. You never denied who you were and never lied about the things that you did. if you did it, you were man enough to say you did it. Aside from that demon, you were a great man, and we all know it. You are with God now, and he is keeping you safe. He took yo

4 Day Weekend
Well a 4 day weekend is in the books. back to work tomorrow. I would say over all it was a good weekend. Friday didnt doi much, saturday went to a friends and played cards... last night went to the casino, and today I have pretty much just chilled out all day. Wouldnt say I'm ready to go abck to work, but I'm atleast fresh and ready to deal with work lol.

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Wheres The Beef
ok the news has been stating that certain people want to make laws in which a buffet owner can deny services to people if there overweight and obese.. and this morning they were saying the some law makers are trying to make laws in which they penalize a persons paycheck for there bad habits... smoking obesety from fast food etc.... i dont understand why these people are attacking the people that consume these food when they are in an open market for everyone to buy .... these dumb poloiticians dont think... u cant tell people what to do with thier lives if u do we are no longer a democracy we become a fascist govement and instead of attacking the people consuming start at the root of the promblem.... the production of these foods. cigs and bev. the steroids the pesticides... the preservitives they put in the cheap substitutes they use to make the product more affordable .. go after them if u want to change what people consume ....hmm im sure u people heard of the meat recall.. why does

To All Ohioans Who Are Voting
ok the media is trying to tell us that were going to vote for a certain somone just becuase .. what type of people we are... well i ask u what type of people are we .. they claim were all blue collar people ... but if thats the case why should we vote for somone who is part of the reason why so many ohio jobs got exported out of the country and then goes to a gm plant and acts like they had nothing to do with places like delphi closing ... ive been watching the race for over a year and ive noticed this this person changes with the people there around .. and change according to . the questions they are asked ...and when they get cuaght in something they dont stand up they change there answers or tone or throw negative attacks ..... now if this was your friend would u want them around u ......... these are merely my opinions... pass around if u like .. if not its cool .. im not telling u how to vote im just telling u to remeber we cannot afford to pull out of iraq its too late were in to

10 Things
aight sure I been tagged so here I go.. ten things random facts or thingies and all that..maybe some of ya don't know this stuff yet..maybe some do..anyways here we go 1. I was beat as child damn near to death on many occasions. 2. My shoulders are covered in little chicken pox like scars from shrapnel 3. I truely believe in God, and believe that we all are capable of making a difference in this world. 4. I love classical music & New Age 5. The dream name for my first born Daughter is Ariyah Marie 6. I have a fetish for Brunettes, with very light complections 7. I have seen evil in its purest form and refuse to regress to the animal I once was 8. I have flashbacks of the Marine Corps almost every night excluding the times I talk to my baby 9. My body has immense nerve damage to the degree I can hold a flame to the palm of my hand and not feel it.....(WAS GIVEN THE FIRST SERIES OF THE ANTHRAX VACCINE....YIPPEEEE) 10. At heart I am a hopeless romantic, that

Ancient Frog Was As Big As A Bowling Ball
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A frog the size of a bowling ball, with heavy armor and teeth, lived among dinosaurs millions of years ago -- intimidating enough that scientists who unearthed its fossils dubbed the beast Beelzebufo, or Devil Toad. art.frog.jpg Artist rendering of a Beelzebufo ampinga facing off against its largest known living cousin, the Malagasy frog. But its size -- 10 pounds and 16 inches long -- isn't the only curiosity. Researchers discovered the creature's bones in Madagascar. Yet it seems to be a close relative of normal-sized frogs who today live half a world away in South America, challenging assumptions about ancient geography. The discovery, led by paleontologist David Krause at New York's Stony Brook University, was published Monday by the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. "This frog, if it has the same habits as its living relatives in South America, was quite voracious," Krause said. "It's even conceivable that it could have taken

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Religious Haters
I'm sick of it. People are always bashing on christians calling us sheep and such. I AM NOT A SHEEP. I choose to be a christian because it is what feels right to me. I don't go around calling all other religious people slaves to thier god, if I agree with their choose or not, it's just that, a choice. If I choose to believe in God and that Christ died for my sins, who are you to tell me I'm wrong. I think most religions have the same general ideas. Be kind to your fellow man, don't kill, help those in need. I am by no means perfect, I am a sinner. I don't judge people based on their religion, but on the way they act and treat other people. If you want to judge me strictly based on my religion than you can kiss my ass. You will miss out on meeting many interesting people if you don't want to know them only because they believe in a different invisible man than you. And another thing, christians who do this are not christians. Love your fellow man and get over yourselves.

Lost Friend
Walk down the road Passed where he lived The memories they shared Play like a movie On a continuous loop How could he leave And abandon her in the world On his dying day In the hospital room She held him so close With tears on her face As her best friend's life Slowly slipped away Her actions that day Make many believe She thought he would stay If she held him tight enough With as tight as she held Apparently wasn't tight enough Back in reality She kneels by his grave He feels so far away When he's just right there But his eyes Will open no more...

Who Knows
Who knows all the changes in you rages of fall and distant in summer you winter soars and spring pulls me under what peace a taste of you complete the long kiss is the midst of blinded love You delayed warmth left in heart beats not yet done I am broken for you my will woun't let me breath You bind me in your depths you take me still, and powerless and leave me blissful in the tresses of you hair

What The Hell Am I Doing Out Here On Fubar Anyway?
I keep asking myself that. Someone whom I was really interested in referred me here, and I decided to hang around after she flaked. Although it's kinda weird to have to block the person that referred you. But when someone profoundly disrespects you, you can't really ignore it. From what I gather, a lot of folks here gather points to do fu-things. I'm not really into that and even if I was, my schedule between school & work wouldn't allow it. I am a bit amazed at all of the going-ons around that stuff though. Can someone explain to me what a fu-girlfriend/wife is, or what it means to be fu-owned? No dis, that that seems very unreal to me. I'm really not on here expecting to meet anyone; I'm open to being friends (as much as one can in cyberland) with people, and possibly more. In terms of sheer numbers you can only interact with so many people. I have some fu-friends and already feel like I can't keep up with them. So we'll see how that goes. What I've done thus far is to lo

Our Sweetest Sin
Be sure to leave comments...My english paper for the week..... “Our Sweetest Sin” Many of us have been smacked right in the heart with this thing called, “Love.” Yet, we seem to get consumed by everyday events and forget how to show that special someone just how much we love them. To love someone is easy; however, to show them can be quite difficult and overwhelming to endless fireworks in a relationship. “Our Sweetest Sin,” is the art of making love. For those in a committed relationship, it almost becomes a daily routine with very little pleasure or satisfaction in the end. For others, love making may only be for one night of desire that we have longed for. Either way, we will step out of our day that is burdened with stress and frustration into setting the mood for a night of sweet undeniable pleasure. While dealing with angry clients, screaming kids, irate employers, take a moment for you and make arrangements for a babysitter and for all calls to be forwarded to another c

Life
It is quite fascinating how much our life experiences shape us as human beings, sculpting every minute detail in our human forms. Some of those forms come out shiny and smooth, very pleasant to touch and to come in contact with, with innate abilities to bounce off any light that shines upon them. They might not be too deep, but all you need to know about them lies on the smooth surface, easily visible to the naked eye (unless there are some deeper cracks that might form overtime). Some come out with jagged sharp edges others might hurt themselves on, and deeply carved crevasses inside which no one is able to see or set a foot. Sometimes it might take a very powerful flashlight to see the wonders hidden in those crevasses, yet sometimes there are no wonders to begin with but cold empty space. While some may begin as shiny smooth specimens, if touched too roughly, they sometimes may crumble, revealing not so smooth bottom layers. Our shapes may change depending on the amount and qu

Woot! Woot! Woot! Requiem Is Opening For Taste Of Chaos In Milwaukee!!!!!
What an amazing turn of events! Requiem, the band that my youngest son Taylor plays guitar with, has been asked to open for Taste of Chaos in Milwaukee. They will be opening for Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, and Bullet For My Valentine! It is Sunday, March 2, at The Rave in Milwaukee. Taylor believes it starts at 5 p.m. I am hoping they get enough tickets for Dakota and I to go along and see them!! Woot! I am so psyched!

Greco Roman Wrestling
A lot of people have troubles admitting that they are gay, and they have even more troubles trying to find someone to do it with that will have the same issue and that would allow both of them indulge in guiltless act of homosexual contact. And that is where the "sport" of Greco Roman Wrestling comes in. Sure, you can find another "in-closet" guy through craigslist and invite him home for dinner of fine wine and sausage, risking getting dismembered and stuffed inside a fridge, or blackmailed. But why bother, when you can just join a GRW team where you can have an array of built men in skin tight outfits to pick from who would gladly wrap themselves around your slathered in oil body and stick their heads where the sun don't shine too often. And when you are done with this activity, you can then take a hot shower together in the locker room while sharing the excitement of all those "touchdowns".

Win A 30 Day Vip
I'm Having A New Contest! Wanna join? You could win a 30 Day V.I.P. All you have to do is be the first person to get 25,000 comments in 2 weeks. Also I will be giving away a 3 Day Blast to the person that can get the most rates on their contest picture and the person who gets the second most rates will get 250,000 Fu Bucks. Now for the Rules. 1. No NSFW Pics 2. No Fighting or bashing other contestants. 3. Keep It Clean & Fun 4. Bombing Is Allowed and Encouraged. 5. If there is a problem with Fubar. The contest will end and no winner will be awarded. 6. For grand prize winnings you must achieve 25,000 comments in the time limit of the contest. 7. Contest will start on Feb.19 @ 9:00 A.M.Central Time and will end on Mar. 04 @ 9:00 A.M. Central Time. I will be accepting Entrants till Feb.19 at 11:00 P.M. Central Time Mark Murderous ♥ ((Fu Owned By Jeniwren, Mafia Princess, & I Am A Fukin Princess))@ fubar (repost of original by 'Mark Murderous ♥ ((Fu

My Usa
I am sick and tired of all this bullshit about the poor illegal aliens. How they do all the work we will not do, if they work that hard they should put some of it into getting their asses legal! I spent 3 years in Germany. Knowing this was just a 3 year tour, I learned enough German to get me through, and was able to talk to the locals, drive, tour, and travel all by myself. You can be sure if I went there to live I would have be fluid in my German, and learned all the customs. I would not have demanded they learn my language, or my customs. This is still a melting pot, meaning that we all blend together and live as one community. We speak English here, and we believe that you are free to worship any god you choose. But we were a nation built on the belief in god. IN GOD WE TRUST on our money does not hurt anyone, and if it does, you might not belong in a nation where people are free to do as they please. Also I am sick of Muslims here wanting us to change things to suit them. If

"tag, You're It!" 10 Things About Myself...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm PAINFULLY shy. 2. I have Tourettes (but NO, i do not randomly yell out or curse!). 3. I'm highly sarcastic. You either hate or love my sense of humor (but I hope you love it! lol). 4. I have very low self-esteem. 5. I LOVE food, especially Italian food. :-D 6. Well, I am half-Italian. And half-Russian. 7. I like being single, and I yet I get extremely lonely. I have issues, lol. 8. I want to get married one day, but I don't want kids of my own (if I happen to marry someone who already has children, then I wouldn't mind being a step-mom). 9. If you can get past my quiet exterior, you'll get to see that I am r

Four Layer Hamburger And Macaroni Casserole
2 packages (10 ounces each) STOUFFER'S LEAN CUISINE frozen Macaroni and Cheese, defrosted*, divided 8 ounces lean ground beef 2 tablespoons (half of 1.25-ounce package) taco seasoning mix 2 tablespoons fat free sour cream 1/2 cup diced tomato 1/3 cup crushed baked potato chips or tortilla chips 1/2 cup (2 ounces) shredded cheddar cheese PREHEAT oven to 400º F. COMBINE beef and seasoning mix in large, nonstick skillet. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, for 2 to 3 minutes or until beef is no longer pink. COMBINE 1 package macaroni and cheese and sour cream in medium bowl; spread over bottom of 8-inch-square baking dish. Top with beef mixture. Spread remaining package macaroni and cheese over beef mixture; top with tomato, potato chips and cheese. BAKE for 20 to 25 minutes or until bubbly around edges. * DEFROST macaroni and cheese in microwave on MEDIUM (50%) power for 5 to 6 minutes. Serving Size: 6

Southern-charms Sucks!!!
Well I was sooo excited to get my SC site up and running, but what did i know? They are anal and jealous of a great site. They made me choose between sites and either have them or my DreamNet site. Well that was a no Brainer!!! DreamNet is great and I get to deal with real people. so bye bye SC!!! come see me at www.jezabellehaven.com plus u can catch more of me on freakmommas real soon. ttys!! Kisses!! Jezz

Chicken & Rice Casserole
2 cups cooked rice 2 cups (8 ounces) shredded Monterey Jack cheese 1 1/2 cups cooked, chopped chicken breast meat 1 can (12 fluid ounces) NESTLÉ® CARNATION® Evaporated Milk 1/2 cup finely chopped red onion 2 large eggs, lightly beaten 1/4 cup finely chopped cilantro 2 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted 1 tablespoon diced jalapeños (optional) PREHEAT oven to 350° F. Lightly grease 2-quart casserole dish. COMBINE rice, cheese, chicken, evaporated milk, onion, eggs, cilantro, butter and jalapeños in prepared dish; stir well. BAKE for 45 to 50 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. FOR FREEZE AHEAD: PREPARE as above; do not bake. Cover; freeze for up to 2 months. Thaw overnight in refrigerator. Uncover. PREHEAT oven to 350° F. BAKE for 60 to 70 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean. Serving Size: 4

Angel Hair Pasta With Lemon And Chicken
1 package (9 ounces) BUITONI Refrigerated Angel Hair Pasta 1 1/2 cups cooked diced chicken 1/3 cup butter, melted 2 to 3 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley or 1 teaspoon dried parsley 1/4 teaspoon marjoram 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder PREPARE pasta according to package directions. TOSS pasta with chicken, butter, lemon juice, parsley, marjoram and garlic powder. Season with salt and ground black pepper, if desired. Serving Size: 4

Beef Penne Pasta Casserole
1 pound dried penne pasta, prepared according to package directions 8 ounces lean ground beef 1 small onion, chopped 2 cups water 2 cans (6 ounces each) Italian tomato paste 1/3 cup red wine or water 1 tablespoon MAGGI Instant Beef Flavor Bouillon 2 cups (8 ounces) shredded Monterey Jack cheese PREHEAT oven to 350° F. COOK beef and onion in large saucepan, stirring occasionally, until beef is no longer pink. Add water, tomato paste, wine and bouillon; cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 to 15 minutes or until flavors are blended. LAYER ingredients as follows in ungreased 13 x 9-inch baking dish: 1/2 pasta, 1/2 sauce and 1/2 cheese. Repeat layers; cover. BAKE for 20 to 25 minutes or until heated through and cheese is melted. Season with salt. FOR FREEZE AHEAD: PREPARE as above; do not bake. Cover; freeze for up to 2 months. Thaw overnight in refrigerator. PREHEAT oven to 350° F. BAKE for 45 to 55 minutes or until heated thro

My Day!
10 Days!!!!! Well I talked to my boss today and she is going to give me March 1st off. Its the best job ever. And the money is great too. Today work went kind of slow. But I got everything done. I got hit on like 5 times. One guy went up to me and asked me what would it take to get me in his bed....and i told him uhhh babe,,,,some class maybe. lol. It was too funny. He was hot too. But i am not an easy tramp. But there is some good news on the boy front. I have a friend in oklahoma that I have been talking to on the computer forever now. His name is Duncan. I am not one to meet people on the internet, however, it has worked for my mom and Lucas. So when his conversation up and changed to wanting to get to know me better as in a more personal way I went for it. He is great. Has a great job, and owns his own home. So things are looking up for me. He might come up here to go to the three days grace concert with me and jess. He has to check his schedule though dont know if he has to wo

Fettuccine Tomato Basil Salad
1 package (9 ounces) BUITONI Refrigerated Fettuccine 1/4 cup (.75 ounce) BUITONI Refrigerated Freshly Shredded Parmesan Cheese 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil 1 tablespoon red wine vinegar 1 pound fresh tomatoes, chopped 1/4 cup chopped fresh basil or 1 tablespoon dried basil, crushed PREPARE pasta according to package directions. TOSS pasta with cheese, oil and vinegar. Add tomatoes and basil. Season with salt and ground black pepper. Serving Size: 4

I Screwed Up 69% Of My Teenage Life...hahah Go Figure..
How Much of your Teenage Life Have You messed up? [ ] Gotten detention. (almost did for talking..haha what kinda shit is that..) [] Gotten your phone taken away in class. (no but the fucking teacher took away a note...) [ ] Gotten suspended. [X] Gotten caught chewing gum. [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test (I am sly and I use severed heads and carve the answers in the brain) Total:1 [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.(try an hour??) [x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times. [x] Turned at least 3 projects in late (I turn in all shit late...) [x] Missed school cause you felt like it. (who hasnt I hardly use to go...) [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. Total so far: 5 [] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school. [X] Texted people during class. [X] Passed notes. [x] Threw stuff across the room. [x] Laughed at the teacher. Total so far: 9 [] Pulled down the fire alarm [x] Went on myspace, facebook, xanga, etc. on the computer at sch

Profile Comments
Hi! Thank you to everyone who stopped by my page this weekend. ONly 2 million more points to go ... lol. Mona and I had a great weekend and visited my two oldest daughters. Sorry I did not get around to posting comments today ... bummer. But I will get them posted tomorrow ... no comments on Wednesday, however. I'll be in DC on business, again. I've got this really funny Hump Day pic I've been wanting to post for over a month, but seems like I'm in a business travel on every Wednesday rut. Cheers to all, Steve

One Of My Favorite Songs.. Fits So Well Right Now
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That don’t bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok But that’s not what gets me What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin’ to do It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But I’m doin’ It It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone Still Harder Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart That I left unspoken What hurts the most Is being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And

Spiced Blueberry Breakfast Cake
Spiced Blueberry Breakfast Cake INGREDIENTS: 1-1/2 cups flour 1/2 cup yellow cornmeal 1/2 cup sugar 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 3/4 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon allspice 1 cup buttermilk 1 large egg 6 tablespoons butter, melted 2 packages (6 ounces each) fresh blueberries ( you can use the berries of your choice such as raspberries or even strawberrys) 1. Preheat the oven to 400°F. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, cornmeal, 1/4 cup of the sugar, the baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, salt and allspice. In another bowl, whisk together the buttermilk, egg and 4 tablespoons of the melted butter. 2. Pour the remaining 2 tablespoons butter into a 9-inch cake pan, tilting the pan to evenly coat the bottom. Sprinkle the remaining 1/4 cup sugar over the butter and top with the blueberries in a single layer. 3. Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients and pour in the buttermil

Quantum Entanglement
Otherwise known as 'nonlocality', quantum entanglement has been decisively verified by a number of physicists since 1982. It's a strange property in the subatomic world that Albert Einstein disparaged as "spooky action at a distance" and was one of the major reasons he so distrusted quantum mechanics. In layman's terms it can be explained as the ability of a quantum entity such as an individual electron to influence another quantum particle instantaneously over any distance despite there being no exchange of force or energy. This suggests that quantum particles once in contact retain a connection even when separated, so that the actions of one will always influence the other, no matter how far they get separated! This discovery has shattered the very foundations of physics. In short it means that the world at it's most basic, exists as a complex web of interdependent relationships, forever indivisible... The ramifications are mind blowing and infinite, especially wh

My Daughters
hi to all the first thing how to say or how to start my blog my i gust that my firt love to say is saing and gaving thanks to god. why? because thanks to him gave my life to keep going on futher on more know.that i know i my mother feels when she use't to screem and yell at us.And know that i am a mother to of two beautyful girls ill say to you all mother,girls, and ladies be proud for who you are and from were you come from.because the blessing of god is the most beautyful thing that could ever happend to any relationship on in any convivation way and in any loving respecting and caring way. my life will be my daughters for life untill death nomatter what so please allthose who are parents take care of your kids and dont let any one to come and harmd them please by law of god......

Roach Science
Do you ever feel deep frustration when in the morning, as you arrive to work, you start feeling completely lost, unable to concentrate even on simplest tasks, and generally completely out of sorts? However, once you arrive home after the tedious work day, all over sudden everything seems to fall into places: your memory becomes sharper than cheddar (oh, if only your boss could see you now), your reaction becomes like that of a rattle snake (but please don't forget to wipe that drool streak off your chin), and your IQ increases by 100%, almost dipping into triple digits. Annoying, isn't it? Well, do not feel perturbed or left out, as you are not alone in feeling this way. So do roaches. As it turns out, studies performed at a Cocroach University of TN (actually called Vanderbilt University, but CU has a better ring to it), showed that roaches are just not morning individuals. Apparently, a roach IQ, which on a scale of IQ's sits between that of a mealworm and a member of MoveOn.org, is

Indirect Method Of Grilling.
All though I grill all year round, I grill the most in the spring and summer and fall. I recommend this method for Turkey. Its a yummy Good, juicy and flavorful. I have several grills that I use depending on what I am cooking. My Domed grill I use for Indirect Method of of cooking, which is like cooking in my indoor oven but with all the yummy flavor of the outdoors. Indirect Method The Indirect Method is similar to roasting, but with the added benefits of that grilled texture, flavor, and appearance you can't get from an oven. Heat rises, reflects off the lid and inside surfaces of the grill, and slowly cooks the food evenly on all sides. The circulating heat works much like a convection oven, so there's no need to turn the food. Use the Indirect Method for foods that require 25 minutes or more of grilling time or for foods that are so delicate that direct exposure to the heat source would dry them out or scorch them. Examples include roasts, ribs, whole ch

Barfdays
This weekend at a restaurant I managed to stumble upon not one, but two birthday celebrations, accompanied, as usual, by out of tune rendition of a b-day song, noisy applauds as if the cause of this celebration was a Nobel Prize recepient, and a traditional blowing out of a candle while making a wish (which, if it wasn't such a sham, would have by now eliminated wars, diseases, and fat people). Looking at those two smiling and laughing people, a thought came to my mind: our life is like a ladder, and every b-day is a step that takes us closer and closer to the top until we fall off since there is nowhere else to climb. Every year on the same day we are putting our foot onto the next step of this ladder, getting more and more worn out and realizing how out of shape we are. So technically, those people are celebrating getting one step closer to their eventual demise. Woohoo, how fun! Not. I remember the days when I used to get excited about my b-days, even if they meant sitting at

Interesting
I've been wondering...if you wish upon a star, or while blowin out a b-day cake candle, or anythin else...can someone unwish somethin that you wished? Thats the reason I don't believe in World Peace. If I wish for it, theres someone out there who at the same moment can be wishing for it to never come. So whats the point? This bday, I'm gonna wish me a box of Slim Jims.

The Friend Who Stands By
When troubles come your soul to try You love the friend who just stands by Perhaps there is nothing he can do, The solution is strictly up to you For there are troubles all your own And paths the soul must tread alone Times when love can't smooth the road Nor friendship lift the heavy load But just to feel you have a friend Who will stand by until the end, Whose sympathy is always yours It helps somehow to pull you through Although there's nothing he can do And so with fervent heart we cry, "God Bless the friend who just stands by!"

What Do You Do If....
This may sound silly, but i have a co-worker that smells horrible. Now i've tried to tell him (in a nice way) that his BO needs to change. I'm hearing it from everyone, being the friend that i am, I explain it from my point of view, and get cursed out about it. I need some advise on what else to do about it

Listen...
open your ears and listen to the uncomfortable silence that's drowning out the sound of happiness... don't you hear it? listen. things aren't always the way you think they should be make a move on the chess board and realize we have lost listen to the nonsense we fight about now-a-days... how can this be love? listen. there is a fading light upon the path we travel aren't there whispers in your heart... telling you that something isn't quite right? i hear them. listen. my love, what we've been sharing has been beautiful. but I'm beginning to see that it may not be everlasting. i guess nothing ever is... staying here will only make me wish i hadn't. don't deny that what i say is true... don't dismiss my words. please... listen.

Valentines Day '08 Poem To My Love
Guiding Heart its not hard to do whatever i can do its doing what you feel like you can't than finding that other person which helps you in the unknown the star which lights up the night the love that sparks in the void all that was empty is now filled what was lost is now regained I never saw it coming and i can't remember not having you I appreciate what I have Hope it never come to cease and in the end I hope i see you cause its the happiness with you which makes the pain alleviate with all thats in me I can feel myself w/o giving up all thank you for listening and being there when i need you we will make it work..i know it

Not Really My Thoughts But There Funny :)
10 Thoughts For 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to mak

One Amazing Man Here
Please stop by and show him lots of love. He is an awesome guy, he is having surgery on Thursday Feb 21st 2008, he will be gone for 2-3 weeks. Please keep him in ur thoughts & prayers as well. I appreciate it.......xoxoxox ÐJ §ÅmüÅrï @ ~504 BØürbØn §TrëëT~@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by the one and only....... I Åm Å ƒükïn Prïncë§§~BÅrTënÐëR@ ~504 BØürbØn §TrëëT~Fu-FiAnCe To EvIL LoW~Fu-OwNeD bY LoVaBlE PeRv~@ fubar

Insatiable
She stands in the rain dripping wet from the frigid cold. Her hair soaked, makeup is running down her face. Her cotton top sticking to her now shivering body. She knocks on the door as he opens the warmth of his smile begins to warm her. His hands reaching out for her to enter as he takes her in his arms he gently peels each soaked layer from her body kissing gently down her neck and shoulders wrapping his warm arms around her she trembles but not from the cold...a fire ignited inside of her his hands warming her skin his kisses burning her soul.His hands trace over her erect nipples down her stomach to her thighs..she burns even hotter his lips meet hers in a frenzy of passion he slams her against the cabinets in the kitchen throwing her legs up over his shoulders his tongue teasing her skin down to her thighs. He spreads her soft sensual legs far apart as he begins to lick he soft sweetness..she watches him take delight in her this makes her want him more she is not sure how much mor

02-18-08 (obsession)
Feb. 18, 2008 So happy to see you, It's always my pleasure that you stop by! A guess how pleasurable that is can be construed or perceived differently by people. After being called obsessive casually by someone today. I thought it might make an interesting subject matter for discussion. First off:Here's what the dictionary says: Main Entry:ob·ses·sionFunction: noun Pronunciation: äb-'se-sh&n, &b- 1 : a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often unreasonable idea or feeling ; broadly : compelling motivation [an obsession with profits] 2 : something that causes an obsession I know y

Pissed.
Sometimes, I just wanna knock people the fuck out. Like, just walk down the street and randomly punch them. I need a cigarette. But I don't smoke. I'm stressed. And I don't know why. Or, I know why, but I don't know how things got to this point. But FUCK THIS. I don't need it, I don't want it, so it's cool. You thought you knew me, but you had no idea. You're just a fucked up little boy with nothing...and if it's ok with you to live like a worthless bum, then hey, it's ok with me for you to live that way too. You aren't shit to me...and now I'm thinking my original plan was right after all. And yeah...I'm going back to that. Burn in hell, fucker.

Do You Need Some Fubux? Do This
I have an itty bitty stash of 100! Rate it all for $3000 fubucks! Rate all the pics in my Showing Love for Fubar Friends folder for $10,000 fubucks! Go see who helped me get this Spotlight! xoxo Be sure to private message me when done!

Dessert - Paradise Grilled
Paradise Grilled Pepper on pineapple? Yes! It adds an exciting burst of flavor to the juicy fruit. The quality/freshness of the pineapple is all-important. For the glaze: 3/4 cup fresh orange juice 1 tablespoon honey 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 2 teaspoons cornstarch 4 slices fresh pineapple, about 1/2 inch thick each 1 teaspoon cracked dried green peppercorns or cracked black peppercorns ( use a pepper grinder and grind my fresh peppercorns) 4 scoops vanilla ice cream To make the glaze: In a small saucepan combine the glaze ingredients and whisk until smooth. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat and cook until thickened, 1 to 2 minutes. Keep the glaze warm or reheat when ready to serve. Season both sides of the pineapple slices with the peppercorns. Grill over Indirect Medium heat until well marked, 6 to 8 minutes, turning once halfway through grilling time. Serve each pineapple slice with a scoop of ice cream and some of th

Tortilla Soup
Tortilla Soup Ingredients: 2 cloves garlic 1 med onion chopped 1tbs olive oil 1 lg can chicken broth 4 breasts of chicken cooked and cut in bit size pieces 1 bunch cilantro 2 sm or 1 large can of corn drained 2 cans recipe cut tomatoes 1/8th cup chili powder or 1 pk taco season mix 2 cups reduced fat jack or cheddar cheese Directions: sauté garlic and onions in large stock or soup pot until soft. Add broth, tomatoes, corn, chili powder, and chicken. Simmer for at least an hour. Add cilantro and continue to simmer 15 mins. Serve garnished with cilantro and cheese. (Avocado and or low fat sour cream if you are feeling very decadent!!!

Damn Right I'm A Republican
You Are 72% Republican You have a good deal of elephant running through your blood, and you're proud to be conservative. You don't fit every Republican stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Republican party. How Republican Are You?

What Card In The Deck Best Suits Me
You Are the Ace of Spades You are ambitious, slow and steady, and at times, self serving. You aim high, and you're willing to be brutal to get what you desire. Highly dominant and controlling, people are intimidated by your presence. Yet while you are a bit scary, you are scarily charming. People are driven to please you. You crave the best in life, and you enjoy the spoils of your success. You live a charmed life, and you're enjoying every moment of it. A gamble you should take: Playing poker Your friends would describe you as: Hard working Your enemies would describe you as: Ruthless If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A student by day, a stripper by night What Playing Card Are You?

::the Dangers Of The Wii::
I realized last night how dangerous the Wii can be...first off, I almost twisted my arm from swinging too much at "Zelda: Twilight Princess" which isn't good...but the realization came to me when Jenny and I were playing Wii baseball and while I was pitching, I stood too close to Jen since she swung and instead of whacking at the ball, whacked me instead....I had no idea how much wii controllers can hurt!

Sex Iq
Test your sex IQ100%Why did you even take this test for? You already know all you need to about sex. You should realy teach sex education...REALY. If not teach your friends because chances are they didn't score well on this test. LOLSex-Intimacy Quizzes

Love Survey
Your Birthdate: August 17 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Love The Double Wide Trailer
this is the queen of the my doublewide trailer... she is an amazing friend. but my trailer park queen. LOL all i can say about this woman is This was our Preacher at our Redneck Shin-dig.... His name Bubba.

Update 2-17-08
Good Morning, I have had a good couple of days. I finally went poopie and I filled my diaper. Ms Joy said it was massive and said mommy would be happy. I am starting to know when it is time to eat now my little tummy starts to tell me. I don't like that feeling and sometimes they just give me the binkie and it isn't the same. But some how my belly gets full anyway. Some more of my friends went home and new ones moved in , but their mommies are there alot like my mommy is , so now she has some more people to talk to and eat with when they have to leave the room for the Drs to do rounds or when the nurses trade who is taking care of us. I have had 3 bradies since last night. I want my mommy to come like she does when my brother and sisters are at school! She is here most of the day on those days and even comes some of the nights. I am hopoing to be put on more bottles Monday. We found out that when I take my feeds by bottle or breast for 3 days then I will be able to come home. As lo

Dreaming With Eyes Wide Open
I sit here day after day and think of nothing in the world but you and the time that we shall be alone again. My heart skips a beat every time I hear you talk and feel your breath on my skin as the chills go down my back. I was asleep for so long before you came into my life and woke me up to show me that you were still with me through all the many years you were still by my side and the only one who will ever understand me. I'm never gonna love another the way I love you for you are the only one that I love and the only one that I long to be with forever. My eyes will never close that tight again for I know what I have in front of me and I'm not gonna give it up with out a fight. Baby, All my dreams have come true with you and I will always be your lady of the darkness.

Update 2-15-08
Today the dr got my test results from my highda scan and there is no bile in the wrong places. They are still waittng on some of my labs to come back in. I have been eating my food when the nurses have the patients to deal with me mommy said. All this time she has been saying she wanted top hear me cry then when I do start to cry( yesterday) because I want to be fed she tells me oh it's ok baby don't cry. I wish she would make up her mind. I nursed today again a full feed. Mommy must be out of milk to send cause she keeps coming in and nursing me for most of my nipple feeds. She looked really tired today and started crying again. She told me I am doing good tho and she just wants me home. I over heard her talking to my Nurse Practitioner today saying she didn't know how much longer she could go on like this that it is really wearing her down. So tell mommy that I will be home soon I am getting stronger everyday and I am growing . All my tests will be fine and she shouldn't worry about

Update 2-14-08
This was taken from Lilli's CarePage Hi everyone it's Vicky this time, As I sit here updating this page for Lillianna she is getting a highda scan done. I am nervous because they inject dye into her tiny little body. Yesterday was a very trying day. She kept desatting all day and we thought it might be from her reflux but she wasn't handling it well at all. We tried inclining her bed more,putting more blankets under her head. Nothing seemed to help only when I held her while standing up with her little head on my chest did she have great vitals. Well then at five p.m feeding I nursed her and about 10 minutes later she let out this sound like she was throwing up and it was a mucus ball. Then her stats seemed to even back out. I watched her for about 20 minutes very carefully but she did well. According to the nurse she had a good night. But we have had to reduce the amount of times she gets to nipple feed ( bottle or breast) back down to four times a day. Waiting on all her labs an

Update 2-12-08
This was taken from Lilli's CarePage Gey time flies in here. Well I am now getting the bottle or mommy 6 times a day and I eat 8 times a day. So 2 of my feeds are still through the tube but that will probably change tomorrow again.I have just spent these past couple of days hanging out learning to regulate my own temp. and eating. On Monday when Mommy came and was feeding me my physical therapist came and told mommy how to hold me and burp me. She said I am really stressed especially when mommy can't spend alot of time with me on certain days. But I haven't had one of my spells since the 9th. Well not really.(hehe) So anyway mommy is learning these new things with me. Everyone needs to make slow steady movements when taking care of me or I stress out and tense my little body. I have a tendency to pull my head back and to the side slightly so we are working on that now too. I had a consult with my new GI dr. and she ordered a bunch of tests. She put me on phenobarbatol for my Gallbla

Hey Abbott!
> COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT > > ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? > > COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm > thinking about buying a computer. > > ABBOTT: Mac? > > COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. > > ABBOTT: Your computer? > > COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. > > ABBOTT: Mac? > > COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. > > ABBOTT: What about Windows? > > COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? > > ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? > > COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the > windows? > > ABBOTT: Wallpaper. > > COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. > > ABBOTT: Software for Windows? > > COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to > write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do > you have? > > ABBOTT: Office. > > COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? > > ABBOT

Help
i feel fat but yes i no iam not iam trying to gain the weight i lost back i was at 160 pounds but since i had alot of thigns happening my weight was lost very quickly and i was down to 120pounds i finaly got to be somewhere from 140 to 150 pounds i try the wieght gain shakes they dont help today i had 5 hotdogs with chile then i had 2 eggs with bacgan then i had a hambuger now iam eating a bowl of chile is ther anyway any one can think of gaining wegiht fast

Just Another
why cant men learn to read and then understand what read when an folder says "family only (ask to see = bye bye)" isnt that simple enuff to understand that if ur not fam, dont ask to see it cuz if u do u will be blocked?

In Election 2008, Don’t Forget The Angry White Man
There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two ground breaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain. Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians. There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern Seaboard. His common traits are that he isn’

Cyber Flings
I have been reading the about me sections of members profiles. I have encountered a lot more profiles that are not interested in cyber flings than those who are promoting it. I realize the member count is high, but if so many are not wanting to have cyber hookups, how is it that so many still think that is what this site is about. it seems to me the majority are just looking for someplace to cut up and have fun.

Flesh-eating Dinos Unearthed In Africa,p2
"Then you have this other guy (Kryptops) probably picking up the pieces and tracking down dead animals and sticking its short snout that's not very good for live captures into carcasses and going after guts." Sereno's team discovered the fossils during a rich dig in 2000 in which they recovered some 20 tons of fossils from a site deep in the Sahara. They have been methodically sorting through the fossils and discovered enough pieces of the Eocarcharia and Kryptops to determine that they were new species, findings which will be published in the journal Acta Palaeontologica Polonica. By examining the bone structure and comparing it to similar species which roamed the area about 90 million years ago he was able to develop a picture of what the creatures would be like. "Kryptops, he would have had bad breath," Serenos said with a laugh. With a short neck and "these dinky little arms," Kryptops would have been a balanced, two-legged runner like an ostrich. His face would have

Carry Concealed Weapons - Right Or Wrong
Share your thoughts. My personal opinion is more a list of FACTS then my "views". Criminals will always find a way to arm themselves regardless of what the laws may be. If criminals know that people can legally carry a concealed firearm, they are less likely to commit a violent crime towards you, who you are with or near you. If a criminal is threatening your family, yourself or the people you are with with serious bodily harm or death, would you rather be unprotected or have a means of defense? To acquire the right to carry a weapon, requires extensive testing in knowledge/experience and background checking. Not just any idiot can carry. Feel free to voice your opinions. However, I prefer facts, not your personal feelings.

Flesh-eating Dinos Unearthed In Africa
Mira Oberman, AFP Two Fierce Flesh-Eaters Feb. 14, 2008 -- Two strange new flesh-eating dinosaurs which hunted the rich forests of Africa some 110 million years ago have been unearthed in Niger, researchers said Thursday. Both ran quickly on powerful hind legs with the aid of a long tail and competed for prey with a third creature, which was previously discovered and which hunted both in and out of the water. But the three massive predators likely divided up the rich spoils based upon how their body structures impacted their hunting capacities, said lead author Paul Sereno of the University of Chicago. The heavy-browed 40-foot long Eocarcharia dinops, or "fierce-eyed dawn shark," was likely the main predator, as its powerful claws and teeth could tear limbs and flesh off its prey. Its brow was swollen into a massive band of bone, giving it a menacing glare, that may have been used as a battering ram against rivals for mating rights. The short-snouted, 25-foot l

Grotblogfantasy Web. A Therapeutic Grot
A load of rubbish and needs no response or reading. Goodness, if you can imagine waking up after 18 years to find that you have been asleep for that time then you would probably find it a shock to the system. So anyway having got over this shock I remarked about it only to be told that you go through phases like this. Well, I scratch my head and think, Hmmm. Yes indeed. It is normal to have been in a dream for 18 years and wake up again. Oh it is longer than that because I am not 20 but that is irrelevant. However, I have come to the conclusion that you either like pairing socks up or you don't and now two years on from being compos mentisly pairing them I can honestly say that I dislike socks and that is just the tip of the toe. Pah. So, I was having a grot with my sister, something I do not do often because we rarely see each other and we rarely phone. Well, they suffer with poverty and we suffer with old age and poverty. No that is far from the truth but a state of mind o

Big City Living
Isabelle came from a small town right smack dab in the middle of nowhere, she had moved to the big city to get some life back into her ever so boring life. She had just recently broke up with her long time boyfriend of fours years after finding him pleasuring her best friend on the floor of their shabby one bedroom apartment. Her parents offered to keep her at their place but that was the last thing she wanted, she declared to all friends and family that she was taking this time in her life to live life to the fullest and have fun. Upon moving to the city she met Casey, an upbeat and fun girl who worked at a local coffee shop, she offered to get Isa a job and a place to stay for a bit knowing how difficult it can be to adjust to the busy city life. Since Isa didn’t have any family or friends around the offer was more than acceptable so she began working at the coffee shop and stayed with Casey in her cute urbanite two bedroom studio. After a few months of adjusting, Isa got very u

Should I Continue....
Hey everyone I am going to be starting up my erotic stories for my blog for you all to read and comment on, I am hoping that it will score me up some points as well as get people more active or interactive with me and my account. The stories will be continuous only based on your feedback and whether or not you think you want to hear more or not. Enjoy! Lady Chaos

Crying In My Tears
well to start im a single mom and i live with my parents i moved here from fla las november and the real reason i moved here was because my mom is ill and is was one of her dieing wishes she have a pase maker and she is dibetic and she a mass of other problems and she wanted to be here in tn and i said i whould come up here with her next no im not happy i dont know people up here except my family and thats it i dont have friends i dont have no one to talk to and the only outlet i have is the computer cause there is always someone on the computer to talk to weather it fubar or myspace or yahoo or what ever and the only person who makes me smile lately is my daughtercause she loves me no matter what mood im in and third thing i love fubar i can get away from everything for a while and not have to think about shit sometimes the shit that makes me cry like the fact im alone dont get me wrong i love the fact i have a fuhubby cause he is great and i love him too death but im not happy

Poem
as i come out of the darkness into the light i feel relief. but how long will the relief last as darkness is all i know i feel as if i am alone no one to turn to no one to hear my screams in the night...no time to hear me no time to see me...it was just as i thought life has no meaning as i have no purpose..who am i what am i..am i here to be bound and broken torn between the light and the darkness....i will never know no one will ever know who i am as i dont even know myself...so many thoughts yet i cant grasp just one.... when this ends i will sleep as if i have never slept...i will live as i never lived before...then and only then i can rest.. there will be no conflict in my mind ...my will to live grows weaker and weaker....everyday i try to be strong but the darkness breaks me down as i am not strong enough to fight so i give in...when the darkness returns the light will cease to exist.....i have never existed never lived.......people sometimes say i am selfish.....they do not liv

Omg I Cant Believe This
OMG! Are you people serious? First, I dont receive the respect that should be issued to me. Then there are people talking as soon as I leave the chatroom and has the balls to call me a whore? WHO THE HELL DO ANY OF YOU THINK YOU ARE? I see you all at some sorta of time goof off and flirt with everyone in the room, but then when someone else does it then it makes them a whore? Well guess what YOU ALL CAN GO SUCK A FUCKIN DICK NOW!! HOW DARE YOU!.... 1. I never whore around... 2. Everyone that I have jokinly flirted with in the room knows its a freakin joke and nothing more... 3. Atleast each and every person knows that it DOES NOT MEAN I AM WITH THEM... If you all have a problem with me.. fine then come to me! I'm tired of each and everyone of you talking shit behind everyones back. You don't sit and talk shit about them as soon as they leave the chat room. LEARN SOME FUCKIN RESPECT.. YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT HAVE RESPECT FROM ME NO MORE!!!!!!!! I do more then anyone else

How Can It Be !
MY HUSBAND WALKED IN FROM WORK TONITE AND WHEN HE CAME IN HIS EYES FOUND ME AS I WAS SETTING AND READING A BOOK HE SMILED THAT SOFT SLEEPY SMILE AND THAN HE CALLED IN SUCH A GENTLE VOICE.."HELLO BEAUTIFUL" AND I ASK HOW CAN THIS BE ? HOW CAN HE FIND ME BAUTIFUL AFTER I HAVE CLEANED HOUSE AND TOOK CARE OF THE KIDS ALL DAY? FOR I KNOW HE BELIEVES THIS FOR HIS EYES LIGHT UP WHEN THEY SEE ME AND HIS VOICE IS A CARESS ...HE TOOK ME IN HIS ARMS AND KISSED ME IN SUCH A FASHION AS IF HE WERE A DROWNING MAN AND I WAS HIS LAST DRINK OF WATER SO AGAIN I ASK HOW THIS CAN BE? HE HOLDS ME AS IF I WAS PRICLESS GLASS WICH WILL BREAK IT TOUCHED WRONG...HE SOFTLY WILL MOVE THE HAIR FROM MY FACE AND SAY ..."I LOVE YOU" AND AGAIN I ASK HOW CAN THIS BE HIS LOVE IS AMAZING ...HIS STRENGHTH A TOWER...HIS ADMARATION IS ASTOUNDING BUT MOSTLY IS NEED AND WANTING MOVE ME LIKE NO THER HAS... I KNOW THAT I WILL WALK THROUGH THIS WORLD WITH THIS WONDER OF A MAN AND BE HAPPY THAT I LOVE HIM FOR ALL THAT I AM WORT

Vip Giveaway
Hey everyone!!!! I am in a giveaway!! I need 12,000 comments to win a 1 month VIP. Please help me out:) I only have until the 11'th to get this done in!! Any and all help will be appreciated!! For every 100 comments you leave, I will send you 5,000 fu-bucks!!! Just fu-mail me when you are done!! Here is the pic and link:

Broken Dreams
Dissapointment covers me like a cloke as I walk along my path of broken dreams. Another broken dream adds yet another stone. The only way to escape my broken life Lays within my dreams at night I awake in the morning to relize my shattered existance is still there And I walk the streets as people stare I do not look up for I no longer care.

The Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: 'Jen, is the cat there?' 'Yes,' the wife answers, 'why do you ask?' Frustrated, the man answered, 'Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!' The cat's response.

I Wish I Felt Nothing...... The Wallflowers.
I Wish I Felt Nothing Say when you're alone It's better 'cause nobody knows you When no one's your friend It's better 'cause nobody leaves you So you turned your back On a world that you could never have 'Cause your heart's been cracked And everyone else's is goin' mad Chorus: But I hear voices And I see colors But I wish I felt nothing Then it might be easy for me Like it is for you Now all of these people Come up from deep holes Pullin' you down And it's just no use When all the abuse follows you down By the morning you've gone Leavin' me here all alone Sayin' it's no mystery I know that nobody here needs me (chorus) And I know you believe that you and me don't belong here And the worst we could do Is keep trying to pretend we care (chorus)

*fu-perves Exposed*
Everyone knows that some freaky sh*t goes on in the fu.... This here is a combination of screen shots and recorded convo's for your reading AND laughing pleasure...... WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.... Nothing beats waking up first thing in the morning, sipping on your coffee, going on the computer and reading this in your shout box: ...Doesn't anyone READ profiles??: I didn't want to give him my AIM: LMFAO that's all I've got to say about that... To much time on your hands.... Or too much time using your right one... This Guy is a MEGA perve....He is only interested in you if you have a cam... he asks me if I have a cam all the time, I covered sexyirishman07 in another blog....but THIS IS Hilarious....After SexyIrishman Perved out on me and then called me a c*nt because I wouldn't go on cam with him...My friend (WHO is a guy) Imed him pretending to be a female, this was the following coversation: Alls I have to say is This n00b was PWND for sho....

What I Seek...
I mentioned in my previous blog that I was going to be reposting another blog of mine. This is it. I have certain things that I look for in friends, dates, and men that I would like in a relationship. These are those things. In a friend I know that whatever I expect I know I should be willing to give myself. I expect for a friend to be honest, curtious, straight forward, and compassionate. Some one who can know how to have fun doing anything from just walking the beach to going to a rock concert. I would like them to be able to enjoy my interests and want to participate in some of them. Things like logical games like chess, or risk are fun and i like to go to the lap pool and swim from end to end. I want to be able to kick it at the simpilest of places. Spending quality time with a freind whether it be on the phone or on the internet does not matter as long as it is quality and it is honest. If I find you lie to me I will understand the first time, question the second and

Helmet Head?
so me and a little friend from fubar just went out and got brandy new motorcycle helmets to protect our delicate little noggins ....or in my case my overly large melon head....so now when my head gets ripped off if i crash...atleast my face will still be pretty! my little friend is showing no fear...my only worry now is that my knee ...the one that likes to bends sides ways....will buckle if i come down on it with the weight of the bike and all....should i just ride bitch? should i re-enforce my knee with rebar? do they have training wheels? some one please tell me to just stop being a girl and go have fun like how i used too!.....meg..if i die...you get my nugget head kids! hahahahahah!

Down Ratin Bishes
So a fu friend of mine Ashely hads been getting down rated by this guy...so yall PLEASE repost this AND go show his page some love!!!! THANKS... http://fubar.com/user/1572525 HEres her page, go give her some love if you can. Also PLEASE repost. Hers is here http://fubar.com/user/1615526

*sigh* I Need Your Help Again...
I've let myself fall too far behind in this contest.... Please help me win by rating this pic. No comments needed, just a rate. CLICK HERE TO RATE Munkee needs help too. CLICK HERE to help her out. Send me a private message after you're done and I'll be happy to return the luv with some 11s. THANKS!

Lemon Dill Chicken
this is a great meal for 2, if you make it for more then 2 just adjust the recipe. Lemon Dill Chicken 2 tablespoons of olive oil 2 tablespoons of lemon juice 2 cloves garlic, pressed 1/2 teaspoon dill weed 1/2 teaspoon of salt 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts, halved Mix oil, lemon juice, garlic, dill weed and salt in a small bowl. Place chicken on rack in broiler pan. Brush chicken with lemon mixture. Set oven temperature at broil or 450 F. Position broiler pan about 4 inches from heat; broil 6 to 8 minutes. Turn chicken; broil about 6-8 minutes longer or until chicken is golden brown and fork-tender.

New Photo's Added !!
Helloooooo I hope you had a relaxing weekend and are now ready to face the week ahead :o) I have added quite a few new photos, please check out the following albums: Tags i've made for friends Stuff made by me My granddaughter My daughter on her 16th birthday Please stop by and leave some love. Thanks so much Love Lin xx

Greek Seafood Salad
Greek Seafood Salad Prep time: 20 minutes Marinating time: 20 to 30 minutes Grilling time: 3 to 5 minutes Dressing 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 3 tablespoons red wine vinegar 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1/4 teaspoon crushed red chili flakes 5 medium vine-ripened red tomatoes 1/2 cup pitted green olives, each one halved or quartered 1/2 cup thinly sliced celery 1/4 cup finely diced red onion 1 pound small shrimp (36-45 count), peeled and deveined 1 pound small bay scallops 2 tablespoons roughly chopped fresh Italian parsley 1. In a small bowl whisk the dressing ingredients. 2. Slice the tomatoes crosswise about 1/2 inch thick and arrange the slices on a serving platter. In a small bowl mix the green olives, celery, and red onion. 3. In a large bowl combine the shrimp and scallops. Add 1/4 cup of the dressing and mix well to coat the seafood. Cover and refrigerate for 20 to 30

Why You Should Smile In A Picture!!
OK, Here is the Question for you people. This guy wants his Money Back for the wedding Pictures because he says they didn't come out good. The photographer told him to smile but he didn't. So should he get his money back? If he would have listened and smiled... You would have been able to see him. Who's fault is it? The Photographer or the Tux getting Married :s

Dial Up Sux!
Hey all my freaks and fans, Im on sort of a Internet Hiatus, I am on Dial Up only and for some reason I have been having issues with Fubar locking up for me. This message was put on here by my sexy ass friend Chelle, because I cannot seem to get onto Fubar long enough to do a damn thing. So please bare with me. I will be on when I can get on...and remember! "Friends Don't Let Friends Use Dial-UP!"t

Chipped Beef A La Zola
Hot Chipped Beef ala Zola Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 4 Tbl butter, divided one half cup of sour cream one half cup mayonnaise 1 - 8oz package of cream cheese, softened to room temperature 5 oz of sliced corned beef chopped 1 cup of chopped pecans whole wheat crackers In a large sauté pan put in the onion, green pepper, and two tablespoons of the butter. Heat on medium high until the onion and bell pepper are softened. Add the sour cream, mayo, cream cheese and chopped beef. Stir on medium low until you have a creamy white sauce and the beef is all mixed in. Pour this whole concoction into a 9 X 9 oven proof pan. In a small sauce pan put in the last two tablespoons of butter. Start the better melting and add the pecans. Coat the pecans in the hot butter until hot and bubbly and then spread them across the top of the cream cheese/ beef mixture. Bake 15 - 20 minutes until the dish is completely heated through

Mediterranean Green Beans
This is always a big hit when I go to family gatherings. Mediterranean Green Beans 4 cups fresh green beans, cut into 1 in pieces 1 T extra virgin olive oil 1 1/2 t crushed garlic 1 cup chopped seeded plum tomatoes ( about 4 medium) 3/4 t dried oregano 1/4 t salt 1/8 t ground pepper Fill a 3 QT pot half full with water and bring to a boil over high heat. Add the green beans and boil for about 4 minutes or just until the beans are crisp tender. Drain the beans well and set aside. Add the olive oil to the pot used to cook the green beans and place the pot over medium heat. Add the garlic and cook for a few seconds, until the garlic begins to turn color and smells fragrant. Add the tomatoes and the oregano, salt and pepper. Cover and cook for 1 minute. Add the green beans to the mixture and toss to mix well. Serve hot.

Internet Love... Mmmm Is It Really Real??
In this day and time , there's more and more people turning to internet for all kinds of reasons. Some start out with having to use it at work, then some go the route of having to have it for the kids in the home using it for school work and last but not least is the ones that just that cursious that buy it to see what its all about.I fell in between two of the three that I mention above. Meeting people here is really easy . You can meet peoeple from your home state , your home town and if you that cursious there's people far far away. Enjoying the internet I'm sure was the main start for it ever being invented.. but do some really take it too far. There;s no doubt in my mind that you can met someone here , fall in love and well whos to say that it can't end up in a relationship of a life time. One to spend the rest of your life with , have next to you on these cold lonely days. But on the other hand you have the players , the liars, and yes the fakes. LOL.. I know its a game to alot

Police Baste
A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked, "But why would you call the state police to find out how to baste a turkey?" There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew, didn't you?" and hung up.

Random
Nine Ways To Win My Heart 1. Have an intelligent debate with me. 2. Listen. Really listen. 3. Feed me. 4. Love my children. 5. Own a dog. 6. Accept my faults. 7. Be open to ANYTHING. 8. Be honest, loyal, and patient 9. Tell me you are a Red Dwarf fan. Eight Things I Want To Do Before I Die 1. Be the most infamous manslut in history. 2. Achieve something beautiful. 3. Find "The One". 4. Go to New Zealand. 5. Go to Amsterdam. 6. Kiss Jerri Ryan. 7. Invent something useful. 8. Own a large house. Seven Ways To Annoy Me 1. Show up,be human. 2. Wake me up. 3. Be self-righteous 4. thrive in apathy and ignorance 5. Be a hypocrite. 6. Steal from me. 7. Be crule to animals. Six Things I Believe In 1. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. 2. < > ^v ^v l r a b gets you unlimited lives on Contra. 3. Women are crazy. 4. The shit never distributes evenly after it hits the fan. 5. It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full,just

Hmmm
1) Are you my friend? 2) Am I your friend? 3) Do you miss me...ever? 4) Would you miss me if I moved far away? 5) Would you mourn me if I died? 6) Would you be there for me if I really needed a friend? 7) Have you ever lied to me? 8) What do you really think about me as a person? 9) Am I a loser? 10) Why are we friends? 11) Why are you answering these questions?

Crazyness
Basics. Name: Age: Gender: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: religion: General. 1. Where would we all go on dates?and how would the night end? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with us? 6. Do you like movies?What kind?and why? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with us all night? 8. Could we all cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you foreplay or flirt with us ? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call us right after we saw each other to make sure we made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl or guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (i.e: heart breaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18.What kind of sexual positions do you like to be put in? 19. are

Depressed
It was such a forbidden love, It was not born from above, It was a love for Satan and his deeds, Because no one cared about my needs, No one saw me for what I really was inside, No one knew that when I got home I cried, No one knew that I hated God and heaven and such, No one knew about why I hated them so much, I hid behind a face of smiles, I have hidden since I was a forgotten child, I have such a terrible confession, I did it because I was suffering under depression, Do not blame me for what I did, Although you cried as they lowered my lid, No one understood why I picked up the knife, No one understood why I took my life, You all blamed me, and cursed in rage, No one even cared that I was still trapped in my personal cage, I hid my voice behind shouts and cheers, I hid my feelings behind the veil of unshed tears, I will not take the blame for this change of events, There was not one thing that I could prevent, It was your entire fault you see, You were all bl

Determined
I can't see the truth anymore, The faces around me all smile, Hidden behind masks, That are warped and vile, I was pushed aside, I was thrown onto the sidelines, But I'm claiming my life back now, Ignoring the accusations against my crimes, Let me go, there's no turning back, I fought myself free, I didn't want to have to do this, This isn't how I thought it would be, But who will care now? No one can change the darkness I am, I fight and shout I have changed, I do what's wrong only because I can, The more you push, The more I draw away, Nothing can make me return, Least of all the words you say, I try to bend the rules, I try and turn truths to lies, I don't care what you think, I don't care who lives and who dies, I was pushed aside, I was ignored and forgotten, You made me doubt myself, I became unbegotten, But we can't take it all away, It's happened and it can't be changed, I will not back down, Until I have tasted revenge. There's no turning back n

Do You Know Me
please do this quiz and tell me in your own words what you think of me 1)Am i nice? 2)Were did we meet? 3) DO YOU THINK THERE IS SOMETHING I SHOULD CHANGE ? 4)What do you think my favorit food is? 5)Who do you think i think about the most? 6)What kind of music do i like? 7)How old do you think i am? 8)Have we ever met ?9)Have we talked on messanger?

Things Not To Do At Partys
Don't step in unfamiliar liquids and if you do wipe your shoe on the person passed out on the floor. If you happen to soak your clothing in an alcoholic beverage, don't suck on your sleeve. (it's bad manners) If you happen to awaken in the morning next to someone you don't know, pretend you do know them. They probably don't remember you either. Find out their name later and when you see them at another party, act as if you've known them for years. If you get drunk, vomit in an open, but conspicuous place. That way them stench won't overpower everyone, but your friends can tease you about it for years. If you really want to pick up that someone special, purposely spill your alcoholic beverage on their clothing. Then offer to clean up the mess by inviting them to return with you to your residence so that you can do their laundry for them. You may want to add that you, "have a couple of quarters burning a hole in your pocket." If you happen to accompany someone to their place of

The Unwanted Baby
My mom decided to have me and beautiful baby girl, Daddy wanted to not even bring me into this world. He said he wasn't ready that the time wasnt right, but just so she could have me my mom put up a terrible fight. Later mommy told her husband about the affair and how the babby wasnt his, he told her to get rid of it it wouldnt be missed. momy hid from everyone never telling a soul, that she loved that baby she couldnt let me go. mommy was tierd of the fighting and tierd of the tears, she went and did exactly what i had feared. with just 2 weeks left before she had me she made a decison to go , she said she couldnt deal with the stress that she bistowed. she wrapped me in a bundle and took me far away, she said please care for my baby she has nobody. then she kissed me and said as the tears rolled from her eyes. promise me youll find me when it is just the right time. for i could not care for you now but one day you will see. that you was the baby that wasnty meant to be

Chocolate Clusters
Chocolate ClustersYield: 16 clusters 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate, coarsely chopped2 tablespoons butter1/3 cup smooth natural peanut butter (without added sugar)1/3 cup ricotta cheeseArtificial sweetener to equal 6 teaspoons sugar or to taste1 tablespoon vanilla Combine chocolate and butter in a glass bowl; microwave on high until melted, stirring every 30seconds. Add peanut butter and ricotta. Stir until smooth, then stir in sweetener and vanilla.Drop by rounded teaspoons onto waxed paper; chill until firm. Store in the refrigerator. Per cluster: 61 calories; 5g fat (74 percent calories from fat); 2g saturated fat; 5mgcholesterol; 2g protein; 2g carbohydrate; 1g sugar; 1g fiber; 27mg sodium; 16mg calcium; 23mgpotassium._____

98 Questions
98 questions about me 10/8/07 11:06 am 98 New Questions You've Probably Never Been Asked. 98 questions and 98 answers............ 1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? black 4.Do you plan outfits? No 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? waking up it's still morning 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Neither anymore 8. What was the last dream you remember having? lost in a world of mistary 10. What are you craving right now? Chocolate 11. Do you floss? YES DOSEN'T EVERY BODY 12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Cornbeef 15. Would you dance to the taco song? no,WTF 16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Yes, 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Little bit of both 18.Do you use smilies? Sometimes 19. Where is your lover? don't have one 20. Have you ever met a celebrity? nope 21. Do you like cottage cheese? yuck 22. What are you listening to right now? t

Portabella Mushrooms Stuff With Cajun Pork
I love this recipe, it is so yummy Portabella Mushrooms Stuffed with Cajun Pork A charming appetizer with kick. This recipe can be doubled to feed a bigger crowd. For the stuffing: 1 small onion, finely chopped 1 tablespoon olive oil 1/4 cup bread crumbs 1/2 cup chicken broth 1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram 1/4 teaspoon cayenne 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon cider vinegar 8 ounces ground pork For the stuffing: 12 portobella mushroom caps (about 2" diameter each), stemmed 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper Olive oil for brushing mushrooms To make the stuffing: In a medium sauté pan over medium heat, cook the onion in the olive oil for 3 to 4 minutes or until the onions are tender. Remove from stove and chill completely. In a medium mixing bowl, combine the bread crumbs and the chicken

How
how could you be this way, all those horrible words you say. i never meant to fall for you, knowing that our love will never be true. i gave you my heart, but you torn it apart. how do i forget your face, how can i forget the place. how do forget your smile, the way i fell it will take a long while. how can i forget the day, the day you took my heart away. how could you tell me you dont feel the same, how could i go along with your game. i wanted so much for you to love me, know that deep inside it would never be.

Your Brain On Super Bowl Ads
Posted by Roger Dooley under Neuromarketing sands super bowl EEGFor the last few years, while fans have been recovering from an excess of guacamole and sports analysts were explaining why the winning team actually prevailed (scored more points?), small teams of neuroscientists have been at work doing their own post-game analysis: measuring which ads lit up viewers’ brains. (I’ve written about some of the past efforts in Super Bowl Ads: Brain Dead and Super Bowl Ads: GoDaddy Girl 1, Neuroscientists 0.) For the 2008 Super Bowl, the ad analysis came from a new source: Advertising Age. Skeptical of neuromarketing in their most recent article, AdAge traveled to Batavia, Ohio, to watch neuromarketing startup Sands Research hook subjects up to electroencephalography machines as they viewed Super Bowl ads. I was happy to see that my own technology-unaided pick for the best Super Bowl ad, the Coke “It’s Mine” spot (featuring giant parade balloons vying for an equally large floating Co

Why?
why cant you see i love you, why cant you see my love is true. why cant i breath when your near me why cant i speak. why am i crying , why do i keep trying. why cant i win your love. why is it so hard to do, why cant i prove, that i am in love with you. why cant we ever be, why cant you ever love me.

Apology For Miss Angel In Waiting
i would like to apologize and say im sorry for disrespecting u, belittling u, and degrading u. i am sorry for acting like a jerk and a ass. u didnt deserve to be treated like that. do hope u can forgive me. . i will respect and appreciate u more. u have my word

My Broken Heart
Can you please help me pick up the pieces of my heart, Please help me where do i begin,Where do i start. Please help me place back together, Cause with out your help i could never. Help me if your my friend. Help me start over again. Will i ever be able to mend this broken heart, So many pieces broken apart. So many fallen tears,so many forgotten years, And it came true my worst fear. I never thought i could ever feel, But i know this broken heart will never heal. So what am i now, I want to know how. I geuss i know where i stand, But getting over you i dont think i can. So what does this mean, All this hurt makes me want to scream. Now what am i going to find, So please help me pick up the pieces i left behind. Please help me before i fall apart, Help me pick up the pieces of a broken heart.

10 Things About Me.
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I was once a Christian. 2. I talk to myself. Alot. 3. I see ghost. I see dead people! 4. I have a weakness for women. Can't say no to sex. 5. I like Pain. 6. I have bad road rage. 7. I am Bipolar. 8. I love Violence 9. I love animals, all kinds. 10. I love sad songs. i have tagged Emanon Forever,Ms.Mona,Sunny,Tennis Girl,Alexz.

Inside My Mind
If you could just take a look inside my mind, What do you think you would find. There is more then just air, Its more then just covered in hair. If you could take a look inside you would see, There is nothing there but you and me. I see your face everyday, In my mind you'll always is where you'll stay. But yet your far away you'll never know, I want to be yours to love you so. You'll never see behind these eyes, All the things that i hide. I go on with life as though im fine. Always praying for you to be mine. So close yet so far away, I close my eyes to see your face, With no picturesand your not here. My mind is where i find you. In my mind your always there, your love is mine and your love is true. Even when i dream. I dream your holding me tight,never letting go. You love me more then you know its true. In my dreams you want me to be, The love of your life,the love of your dreams. But when i wake you are not there. I want to run to you, Not knowing what y

The Bitches Who Have Comments
FIRST OF ALL IM SURE YOUR TOO SCARED TO HERE A RESPONSE THATS WHY YOU BLOCKED ME... NEXT TIME JANET YOU WANNA TRY TO BE CUTE DO IT WITH OUT SAGGY TITS, AND WHEN YOU PICK FRIENDS TO HELP YOU DONT PIC RETARDS AND SLOW PEOPLE THEY JUST MAKE YOU LOOK DUMB NOT ME...YOUR COMMENTS DONT HURT ME CAUSE THERE NOT TRUE BUT UNLIKE YOU I DONT HAVE TO SLEEP WTH EVERYONE I TALK TO UNLIKE YOU TO PROVE THAT IM A GOOD PERSON SO IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BE A WOMEN UN BLOCK THE SHYT AND DEAL WITH THE TRUTH OF THE COMMENTS BITCH DONT FUCK WITH ME IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU OR NE ONE ELSE .......SO DO SOMTHING USEFUL IN LIFE STOP BEING A WHORE AND FUCKING EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Mexican Jumping Beans
Mexican Jumping Beans 1 small green pepper or mild New Mexico chili, diced (or any mild chili will do) 1 small onion, diced 1 teaspoon minced garlic, or 2-3 fresh cloves 1 teaspoon olive oil 1-2 cans of red kidney beans, drained 1 cup water 2 T. chili powder or taco seasoning (may adjust to taste) mexican blend cheese for topping Sautee the onion, pepper and garlic in a small sauce pan. Add the kidney beans, water and seasoning and simmer on low-medium until it has cooked down and the sauce is thick (about 10 minutes). Serve topped with a sprinkle of Mexican blend shredded cheese.

Hold Me Now
Hold me now take me in your arms, Keep me safe and away from harm. Tell me you love me like i know you do, Tell me your love will always be true. Hold me now tell me its real, Hold me and tell me everything you truly feel. Hold me now try to understand, The feeling between a woman and a man. Hold me boy tell me whatson your mind, Hold me baby be gentle and kind, Hold me baby as i cry, Hold me baby as the tears roll from my eyes. Hold me baby tell me it will be fine, Hold me baby help me unwind. Hold me while i sleep, Hold me and tell me you love me please. STOP, Where did you go, I thought you loved me so. As i awake i notice your not here, It was all a dream you where never near. I never felt your arms, you never kept me safe from harm. You never told me you love me like i know you do, You never held me and told me your love is true. You never held me and told me its real, You never held me and told me how you truly feel. You never told me you understand, Th

What The Hell Do You Really Get Out Of It?
This is something that burns my ass. I'm sick of finding those fishing rates on My Bar Tab where I go check the person out and trying to be nice I return the love. Then I get the photo rate, so once again I return the favor. On it goes to the rate then finally comes some message about fanning and adding. This once again I wouldn't mind ,but it always turns out fruitless. I want friends that i can talk to. Not a bunch of dead weight motherfuckers. As my family knows, i like to get to know people and have some extensive shouts. I'm not into the cams or looking at NSFW pics all day every day. Sure it's an honor to get that privilege from those that have allowed me, but I'm not here to weasel in to get something new to tug to. I enjoy going up in levels, but not enough to waste my days and nights going on browses making pseudo friends that look pretty on my site. I contemplate dropping them every day if it weren't for the fact that even as outrageous as I appear I still have a respect for

Night Before Xmas
Ok, I know this is a little out of season, but I thought this would be a good way too kick off my blog. A Visit from Santa Twas the week before Christmas, with me at my house the tree lights they twinkled, off the thread of my blouse. The stockings were placed on my legs with great care in hopes that my Santa would touch me right there The keys to the handcuffs lay next to the bed while visions of bondage raced through my head I laced up my boots and tucked in the flap, Then jumped from the couch with a heated "oh crap" Beacause out on the lawn there was such a clatter I went to the window to see what was the matter Apart came the curtains a bit, just to see And there was my Santa, here just for me He came in the door, all dressed in black He began to disrobe, as he handed me a sack when what to my wondering eyes should appear but the body of a god and a to die for rear With a wonderful cock, so long and so think I grinned and I said "that should do the trick" an

Chicken Cordon Bleu
Chicken Cordon Bleu Ingredients: 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts 8 slices of boiled ham; thin 4 oz Bleu Cheese (or Swiss if you prefer) 1 Tablespoon melted butter 1 Large egg; beaten 3/4 cup Parmesan cheese Pound chicken breasts to about 1/3" thick. ( I like to put it in a zip lock bag, keeps the spatter down) Place ham on breast then 1/2 oz of bleu or swiss cheese. Roll up; securing with a toothpick. Dip each breast-roll into a mixture of the melted butter and beaten egg. Roll in Parmesan cheese and place in buttered baking dish. Bake at 350ºF for 30 to 35 minutes or until browned and tender. Serves 4

Just For The Corpsman
YOU MIGHT BE A CORPSMAN IF... a.. your peers call you and "old salt" but you've never been to sea. b.. you've ever searched the supply room for fallopian tubes. c.. you pull out a 16-gauge needle, and some Marine passes out. d.. you head to the Golden Corral after an autopsy. e.. you can do the job of any rate in the Navy; and do it better. f.. someone says, "I have IBM." And you ask "What are they treating you with?" g.. you haven't seen your 782 gear since you checked in. h.. you get CHT and CHCS confused. i.. sea duty consists of buildings in foreign lands out of sight of any ocean. j.. you think it's against the Geneva Convention for you to have to chip paint. k.. you think an "all hands working party" means everyone but you. l.. people trust you with their life but not with their car. m.. your dinner conversations would chase away a cannibal. n.. the pattern on your pajama's reads PROPERTY OF USNH. o.. you use sutures to fix your uniform. p.. you use hemostats to

Everyone This Dude Is A Pervert He Is A Pedafile
those of you with young bros and sisters, sons and daughters, neaces and nephews, and friends pedalfiles are very dangerous and its hard to get rid of them but this is a warning to let all of you know i had youngsters come up to me about this dude so here goes he is stocking a 12- and 14 year old the 14 year old move far because of him he was phone harassing a 16 year old dating pre teens and young teens this dude is 21 years old and thats sick he is racist he called a black person a nigger and porch monkey which means the same thing here he is

You Always Made Me Feel Guilty...
Out of the blue he calls 22 months after nothing and he calls.... she sits silently as the tears stream down her cheeks... he may never know they're there. A little piece of her heart begins to ache... the piece that finds the familiar in his voice.... the nervous chuckle he does... and then he asks if she's ok... Just a shock to hear from you is all she claims... Unexpected is all... He replies and the conversation carries on... talk about the baby between them, the one he hasn't seen in 22 months... I thought you didn't want me around... I never said that.... You never responded back... You gave me an ultimatum... how could I? I didn't think you wanted her... (just like you didn't want me she thinks)... I never through away the little album you made me... or the toolbox you gave me... the tears come back a little the ache grows a little stronger... no don't feel that! She tells herself... and thinks about the cd he made that she has tucked away... You're the only one I've ever been w

Grilled Chicken With Bourbon Maple Glaze
Tipsy Grilled Chicken with Bourbon Maple Glaze For the glaze: 1/3 cup bourbon 2 tablespoons maple syrup 1 tablespoon Dijon country-style mustard 1 roaster chicken, 6 to 7 pounds 2 tablespoons olive oil 3 large cloves garlic, minced 2 teaspoons Kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon cracked black pepper To make the glaze: In a small bowl, combine all glaze ingredients. Set aside. Rinse chicken and pat dry. With poultry shears or knife, split chicken lengthwise along one side of backbone. With breast side up, pull up on two sides of back and press down firmly on breast until bones begin to crack and chicken is reasonably flat. Thread two sturdy metal skewers crosswise through flattened chicken; skewers should run perpendicular to thigh bones, through the breasts, and through the middle of the large wing joints. Combine oil, garlic, salt, and pepper; brush evenly on both sides of chicken. Place chicken, skin side up, in center of cooking grate. Grill 1-1/2 to 1-3/4 ho

Time Flies By Ladies!!! Remember This
For all you ladies who depend on your looks to get you by in life, you better get a personality... FAST!!! Time goes by so fast in life.......When you are young you can't wait to get older. You think It's taking forever. You and your friends feel like you'll never get there.............. When you FINALLY get there, your bodies are kickin, your ass is smoking hot!!! You think, I'm fucking BEAUTIFUL! I can be a bitch to anyone I want and they will love me anyway AND I'll get what I want. Your friends are all there with you. You are at the high point of your life.............. This is the time where instead of being stuck on yourself and how hot you are. You should develop a personality. This is where time goes by faster then a speeding train.. If you relied on your looks you are going to end up single and unhappy with just memories of when you were "IT" looks don't last forever. But hey you will still have your friends.............. ENJOY GETTING OLDER LADIES. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE!

Really.. Why Do Peps Gotta Be Like This
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Trying
trying not to forget it all, butmy memory just seems to recall. that aww so rainy night, the night you set my heart at flight. trying not to forget your face trying not to forget the place. remembering all the things you said, trying not to forget the thing we had. that night just seem to past, i was praying for it to last. trying not to forget your eyes, hoping the things you said werent a lie. trying not to forget the way it felt, trying not ot forget the smell. oh the way you made me feel. but trying not to remember this pain, that deep inside you dont feel the same. trying to forget we can never be, together as one you and me. trying not to forget i belong to someone else. trying not toforget are love will never be true , but trying to forget about you.

Singapore-style Chicken Wings
Singapore-Style Chicken Wings with Ginger and Beer Prep time: 15 minutes Marinating time: 2 to 4 hours Grilling time: 20 to 25 minutes Marinade 1 package Black Peppercorn Marinade Mix 1 cup beer 1/4 cup soy sauce 2 tablespoons honey 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger 16 chicken wings, wing tips removed 1. In a large, resealable plastic bag combine the marinade ingredients. Add the wings. Press the air out of the bag and seal tightly. Turn the bag to distribute the marinade, place the bag in a bowl, and refrigerate for 2 to 4 hours, turning the bag occasionally. 2. Remove the wings from the bag and the let the excess liquid drip back into the bag. Discard the marinade. Grill the wings over direct low heat (250°F to 350°F), with the lid closed as much as possible, until browned on both sides, about 10 minutes, turning once. Then move the wings over indirect medium heat (350°F to 450°F) and continue to cook until the meat is no longe

Cinnamon Rolls
CINNAMON ROLLS---------------------------------- 2 pkgs yeast1 Duncan Hines yellow cake mix5 cups flour21/2 cups warm water buttercinnamonsugar Mix cake mix, flour, and yeast in warm water. Add flour until not sticky. Knead for 15 mins. Let rise one hour until double in size. Punch down and roll out. Spread with butter, cinnamon and sugar. Cut into 1 inch pieces and place on cookie sheet. Let rise again. Bake for 1/2 hour.Kathy

Alibaba Earns A Voice On Micro-hoo Deal
Alibaba founder Jack Ma didn't need to rub a magic lamp in order to chime in over talks of a potential Micro-hoo marriage. After all, Yahoo! (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) owns 39% of Ma's Chinese eBay, so if Yahoo! gets a new owner, so does its high-performing Sino-subsidiary. Hangzhou-based Alibaba announced Monday it will have a say at the negotiating table and is reported to have recently hired consultants to help it strategically influence the terms of Yahoo! (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) 's potential sale. Alibaba might be used to majority rule in China, but it's making sure that strong connections fortify its minority voice in this possible buy-out. Alibaba, the number one B2B site in China, has a right to speak up because a majority of its shares will change hands if the deal goes through. It can also get some air-time by leveraging its existing ties, including ones to would-be buyer Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ). Japanese telecommunications company, So

A Different Kinda Feeling
im feeling kinnda blue, why cause im missing you. i think of you all the time, cant get no peace of mind. youre always in my head, i always lie awake in my bed. at night is when i need you the most, just wanna hold you so close. missing you ohhhh so much, just wanting to feel your touch. i hope you think of me too, hoping you miss me as much as i miss you. we,ll be together someday, somehow we'll run away.

Rotisserie Five Spice Chicken
This is so yummy, I had to share it with you my friends. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do. Bon Appetite' Gegi Rotisserie Five-Spice Chicken Prep time: 20 minutes Marinating time: 4 to 6 hours Grilling time: 1 to 1-1/4 hours Marinade 1/4 cup orange juice concentrate, defrosted 1/4 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1/4 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro 1 tablespoon dark sesame oil 1 tablespoon minced garlic 1 teaspoon Chinese five-spice powder 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1 whole chicken, about 4 pounds 1. In a medium bowl whisk the marinade ingredients. 2. Remove and discard the neck and giblets and any excess fat from the chicken. Place the chicken in a large, resealable plastic bag and pour in the marinade. Press the air out of the bag and seal it tightly. Turn the bag several times to coat the chicken evenly with the marinade. Place the bag in a bowl and refrigerate for 4 to 6 hours, turning the bag occasionally. 3. Remov

Sweet And Spicy Shrimp Kabobs
Sweet and Spicy Shrimp Kabobs Great zippy flavor and perfect finger food for entertaining. 1/4 cup honey 1 tablespoon minced canned chipotle chile pepper in adobo sauce 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 pound jumbo shrimp, shelled and deveined 2 tablespoons minced fresh cilantro In a large bowl, combine the honey, chile pepper, and salt. Add the shrimp and toss to coat. Cover and marinate at room temperature for 20 minutes or in the refrigerator for 1 hour. Remove from the marinade and discard any remaining marinade. Thread the shrimp through the tail and head (2 or 3 per skewer) onto small skewers. Grill over Direct High heat for 2 to 4 minutes, turning once halfway through grilling time. Arrange skewers on a serving dish and sprinkle with the cilantro. Makes 6 to 8 servings.

Tie Me Down
Tie Me Down So love me gently with a chainsaw And i'll take the glass against my wrists. You know you are my worst nightmare, Oh how I love your bloody kiss. But it's time to die. I'm worth more dead. I'll tell you my fantasies, And u can make believe, That you really care. Look into my eyes, Tell me all your lies. As you take me slowly. So love me gently with a chainsaw Leave me like my father did. Bite my lip so fucking hard. And watch the innocence just drip Down my chest, And into your mouth. I'll take my tears and go away. A bitter ending from a slow decay.

Beer-marinated Chicken Tacos
Beer-Marinated Chicken Tacos Many Americans are accustomed to guacamole loaded with tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and fiery chiles, but a more traditional version in Mexico and parts of Texas is simply mashed avocados with a bit of salt and lime juice. It’s rich and buttery—a fabulous topping for these juicy chicken tacos. For the marinade: 1 cup dark Mexican beer, such as Negra Modelo 2 tablespoons dark sesame oil 1 tablespoon finely chopped garlic 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 teaspoon cayenne 6 boneless, skinless chicken thighs, about 4 ounces each For the guacamole: 2 ripe avocados 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 6 flour or corn tortillas, 6 to 7 inches in diameter To make the marinade: In a small bowl whisk together the marinade ingredients. Rinse the chicken thighs under cold water and pat dry with paper towels. Place them in a la

Smoky Steak Hoagies With Pickled Peppers
Smoky Steak Hoagies with Pickled Peppers Prep time: 10 minutes Grilling time: 6 to 8 minutes Sauce 1 cup tomato sauce 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar 2 tablespoons cider vinegar 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon Mesquite Seasoning 1 flank steak, 1-1/4 to 1-1/2 pounds and about 3/4 inch thick Olive oil 4 teaspoons Mesquite Seasoning 4 large French rolls, split open 8 pickled pepperoncini, drained and thinly sliced 1. In a medium saucepan mix the sauce ingredients. Bring to a simmer over medium heat and cook for about 1 minute, stirring occasionally. 2. Lightly coat the steak on both sides with oil. Evenly coat with the seasoning, pressing the spices into the meat. Allow the steak to sit at room temperature for 20 to 30 minutes before grilling. 3. Grill the steak over direct high heat (450°F to 550°F), with the lid closed as much as possible, until cooked to your desired doneness, 6 to 8 minutes for medium rare, turning once. Remove the steak from t

Everything I Hate
Everything I Hate I won't forget the day that I came to And I started thinking that there's more Than just perfect prom queens and silver spoons And all I ever wanted was someone to knock me back to the bliss of ignorance Cause I feel like running head first into traffic. I won't forget the day that I found God In a kitchen knife now and on my arm So paint the pale white floor with my red life And tell myself this pain is the pain I love As I swallow the pills of happiness And you watch me fall like New York in an earthquake I said I wanted some more attention I thought I wanted a story ending. I think that the truth is I'm scared I'm just scared to live I think that the truth is I'm everything that I hate.

To All Of My Fubar Friends Thank You!
Hello everyone! this is for all of my friends on here. I appreciate th elove ive been getting since i signed up lastnight. Ind everyone of you. I figured i would dedicate this to all of you. You have made me feel so welcome since ive been here. Stop by anytime to show the love. I love comments and fans and all of that other good stuff so thank you all so much. Party like rockstar thank you so much for everything youve done so far. You are a true friend. much love!

Some 4 Leaf Love!!!!
So, I got my first Shamrocks this morning! I didn't get a single heart so I was TOTALLY THRILLED! So, now, in ME fashion... I WANT MORE! Heartistic Soul@ fubar Add/Rate/Fan this beauty Heartistic Soul and see her blog about the .... $5,000,000 Shamrock! You need my name "PebblesinAZ" fubar User ID: 1332328 to order! If I were to win this would be a great way to be able to give back to all those who helped me reach Spotlight! So, it's my promise and solemn fu vow....if you help me win I GIVE IT ALL BACK to my friends and friends of friends that donated! xoxo Much Love as Always! PebblesinAZ

My Daddy
My daddy drinks his life away. He drinks away our away his fears, Mommy says we shouldn't stay and full our hearts with tears. My daddy drinks his life away. He drinks aways his dreams, Mommy says we shouldn't stay and full our hearts with screams. My daddy drinks his life away. He drinks away my laughter, Mommy says we must go now to live happily ever after.

Rain
Walking down an empty street. None of the lights are on at night. All the doors are locked closed. No one is at their windows to look out. No one sees me standing there. Standing in the rain. Looking up, you can see them falling down on you like bomb shells. There is no cover. You can not hide from them. You hear them give applause as they crash on the roof tops. They clean away your smile. They put the weight of the world on your shoulders. If you have hair, does it clear things up, or cover the things that matter most in life? Rain. You either love me or hate me. I can not choose.

Dear Father
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad . . . she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growin

You're Cute When You Scream
You're Cute When You Scream Fuck with my heart I'll teach you what it's like. To be so used That you'll have to clean. That dirt stuck in Your finger nails. And just the scent of you is enough To make me sick And all I know is revenge is sweet. You know that you are worthless And I am better than The games that you play I've played and always win. I'll take my time To slowly plot your end. But now I will Spit bullets with my pen. And all I know is you're cute when you scream. I'll take you to the top, Of this building and just push you off. Run down the stairs so I can see your face As you hit the street. This time I win. So here's your kiss goodbye.

The Doctor's Day Off
Doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. 'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and I don't want to close the clinic. So I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Murphy, how was your day?' Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol. 'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor. 'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir' says Murphy. 'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading he

Me
I have been on here awhile now. I think since Nov. of 2006. I have made some wonderful friends, & I have made some just friends...& then some that just added me for the points. Kind of like I have done. Some posts comments everyday, some actually come & rate me, some even ask me every so often how I am doing. I am a nice person. Really I am. I have made some choices in my life, that I am not really proud of, but they helped shape who I am today. I have had to learn the hard way, that no matter how nice you are...you are not always going to have it returned. I have been Married, had children, suffered losses, gotten divorced, had my heart shattered in millions of pieces, & picked them up & put the pieces back together. I got on this site, hoping to find some friends, fun & whatever. I did not, however, expect to meet someone who was going to take my breath away. It has been kind of a whirl wind relationship. We started talking in Aug. 2007, met face to face a couple of wks. later

Campbell's® Slow-cooker Chicken & Dumplings
Campbell's® Slow-Cooker Chicken & Dumplings Country flavors and savory aromas greet you when you walk in the door tonight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rating: Read Reviews Rate This Recipe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serves: 8 Prep. time: 20 minutes Cooking time: about 8 hours -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Print: Recipe Recipe Card Add: Recipe Box Shopping List My Notes Email: Recipe Find: More Recipes 1 1/2 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into 1" pieces 2 medium Yukon gold potatoes, cut into 1" pieces 2 cups whole baby carrots 2 stalks celery, sliced 2 cans (10 3/4 oz. each) Campbell’s® Cream of Chicken Soup or 98% Fat Free Cream of Chicken Soup 1 cup water 1 tsp. dried thyme leaves, crushed 1/4 tsp. ground black pepper 2 cups all-purpos

Calling All Cars
Calling All Cars Calling all cars we've got another victim Cause my love has become an affliction I'm sorry but I think I failed to mention That I lied at my very first confession What did you expect from me? This has been building since I have been breathing And I know how it's going to end So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word when I swore that I would let you down And now that I'm gone Try to forget me and just move on I kept my word and you hate me for it now You knew all along Try to forget me and just move on Oh my dear, what have I gone and done now? It's curtain call, I'm about to take my last bow What did you expect from me? Without giving away the entire ending I ruined the evening again I don't have love left inside Are you desperate for an answer? I don't have an ounce of good left in me now That's why I walked out I am not the one that you should blame So take what I left you for the pain And do you

As Time Passed
As Time passed and i grew,i knew one id have to say goodbye to you, I'll miss you always and forever, I'll never forget you never. Of all the times in my life, I never had the chance to say or write. How much i truly love you so, And hope you'll never let go. Also how much i hold you in my heart , And hope we never drift apart.

From Anodyne -
Pleeeeeease help out my friendon their way to GodmotherHere's the link ..LSD's SHELL™ ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubarThank You :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D (repost of original by 'Anodyne - Member of W.I.S.E.U.K - member of Shaddow Levelers' on '2008-02-18 11:59:11')

Upcomming Shows In Feb And March
This weekends show in centralia went great....those of you who are in the st louis area...maggie obriens sat feb 23rd 730-9pm, free show so come out and bring some friends and meet me after the show....march 3rd is last comic standing auditions in nashville tn, keep your fingers crossed for me!! Tim

Knowing
Do anybody really ever know what they want out of life? How do you tell the person what they really need to hear. Knowing deep down inside you know the truth. But to afraid to let go and move on. When they can give you everything that you ever wanted. But something still hold you back. Its funny my life always to me goes back to a song. Garth Brooks " More than a Memory" Everytime i hear that song it reminds me of what bothers me the most. Nothing to do with the fact that I'm 27 single, divorced no such real life. I have direction on what i want to do with my life. But have done nothing to accomplish those goals. My best friend and brother knows all about it. Cause he understands And so far as been the only one who will support what i want to do. Others just laugh it off. I sat a poker table Saturday night and i felt more alive than i have in a long time. I felt like i was in total control of everything in my life. My hopes and dreams are not more than a memory. That i know and

Big Balls!!!
This conversation started innocently from a comment I made in a mumm, about having big balls. One name has been changed to protect the innocent. Ron Jeremy: umm hope this ain't too personal....but exactly how big are your balls? ....lmaooooo Jen: They are so big I have to tuck them behind my ears. Ron Jeremy: omg...laughin Jen: Man, they take ages to shave. Ron Jeremy: just lather them in nair.... Jen: Damn, that would cost too much. Ron Jeremy: yea costs alittle..but saves on nicks and cuts. Jen: Well I tell you what would make it easier, you hold them up, while I shave them, ok? Ron Jeremy: you want me to hold your balls so you can shave em? Jen: YES, is that a problem? Ron Jeremy: not if you'll recipricate...lmao Jen: lmfao Ron Jeremy: always bothersome tho when the girls balls are bigger than mine... Ron Jeremy: well typically we guys don't hang em behind our ears...that threw me off.....behind the knee's yes...but behind the ears? Jen: yes, they double up as a

The Cabbies Wish
A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgiv

Drunk Phrases
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

The Bicycle Accident
The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise." Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed

The Wedgie
It was a hot, sticky summer morning and Paddy decided to go to early Mass before it gets too hot, so he tells his wife he will be back in an hour. Sure enough, he comes back in an hour, but with 2 black eyes! "Paddy," she says, "You said you were going to church and here you been fightin!" "No, Mother, I did go to church." "Well, what happened to you?" "Well, you know it was so hot and Mrs. O'Leary was in the pew in front of me. When we got up from the sermon, I noticed that her dress was stuck up in her crack and I thought it looked terribly uncomfortable so I reached forward and pulled it out for her. She turned around and smacked me right in the eye." "Well, Paddy, that explains how you got one black eye, but what about the other?" "Well, I thought, if that is the way she feels about it, I would put it back in."

The Way I Am
The Way I Am lyrics If you were falling, then I would catch you. You need a light, I'd find a match. Cuz I love the way you say good morning. And you take me the way I am. If you are chilly, here take my sweater. Your head is aching, I'll make it better. Cuz I love the way you call me baby. And you take me the way I am. I'd buy you Rogaine when you start losing all your hair. Sew on patches to all you tear. Cuz I love you more than I could ever promise. And you take me the way I am. You take me the way I am. You take me the way I am. Yes I love him like this :(

Vacancy For A Electrian In India
VACANCY FOR AN ELECTRICIAN IN INDIA ...leave in a fortnight. No previous experience necessary . All safety gear supplied, no overtime restrictions, pliers and screwdriver available at depot. Essential requirement - fault finding skills! Salary: neg. Working hours: till the job is done

Hopefully One Day
If you can't see me, just touch your heart Know my love, that we are never far apart Wherever you go, whatever you do Always remember, I love you If you can't hear me, just close your eyes Sleep my love, hear the dreams of my sighs Feel the pleasures you give me Hear the love of my ecstasy If you can't see me, you'll know where I am Just reach out and take my hand If you can't hear me, just listen closely I'm whispering sweet love so softly If your not sure of what to do Always remember, I love you Sometimes when the days get long In our hearts, we have our song The music plays and we dance We dance to the dreams of romance As the night settles in and the sun is gone We are close to the world where we belong A world of dreams for lovers A place where we can make sweet love to each other If you can't see me, know I am there In our hearts, a special love we share If you can't hear me, touch your heart and feel the pounding It's the warmth of my love sur

My Fellow Americanos....interesting....
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? > > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. > > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. > > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. > > > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. > > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. > > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, fore

*nightmares Desire*
The Moon is creeping over the hill I feel its power growing in me Ive seen your face in the dim water I touch your face,It is cold And while I touch your humble face,I feel your cold embrace The watery grave grows Shwallow with fears And I sit like a dying leaf My ear is deaf My face full of tears I´ve once open my Eyes Wondering your still beside me And I look at the dim water The water is disturbed with thoughts of you I remember your eyes so blue Your smile full of cheers I´ve once again touch your humble face,It still cold and the wind blows on my face As is it a sweet kiss of you My dreams had been burned My hope flew away My fears lay ahead of me And All had been turn into a Nightmare... written by R.W.

True Story-night W/ Angie/no Violence
A little background: Until about 7-8 years ago when the following events took place, Joni and I were very best friends, took care of one another when our heart was broken, one was too damn drunk ect. helped raised each others kids (she had a boy my kids age)besides a hott daughter only four years younger than me. It was like a non-sexual lesbian relationship. We lived together off and on. She was totally straight. All her boyfriends hated me thinking I would take her from them. She was jealous of every girl I dated. She especially didn't want me flirting with her daughter Angie. One night durring a festival, we were trying to collect beads for our necks from these guys called the 'rough riders', Angie offered for her and I to make out for some particular beads we wanted, I said "hell yeah" forgetting all about Joni, and we went at it! Then once we got pushd over by the crowd of guys trying to watch, we quit. The guy went to give us our beads and Joni grabbed them from him and said

Need Fu-bucks? I'll Give You Some
So some of you bitches complain because you need fu-bucks. And sometimes I feel compelled to just give them to you. I think it's time I received some benefits for being so damn nice. So here's my offer: Rate AND comment EVERY single picture in my "Rate & comment for 10,000 fu-bucks" folder and I will give you 10,000 fu-bucks. I think that's pretty generous. I've also decided that if enough people actually do this for me, I will consider opening my two NSFW folders again. So go rate and comment then message me that you're finished. I'll check out who actually did it and then send you fu-bucks. Peas out, yo. P.S. RATE AND COMMENT!! Both, not one. Thanks.

Stephen And The Classic Apology
No, Stephen was not saying he was sorry in the seventh chapter of Acts. Today’s title refers to the older, classic sense of “apology” – you may be more familiar with this from Plato’s “Apology” or “The Apology of Socrates” depending on how the title’s rendered. Unlike our modern sense of regret or remorse, an apology in this sense is a defense akin to defending oneself in court. That’s what both Socrates four centuries previous before the Athenian assembly and Stephen now (in the sense of our study) was doing before the Sanhedrin. Our modern politicians could stand to learn from the older sense of apology – in fact, the branch of Christianity which deals with explaining the faith (it doesn’t really need a defense if it’s true) is called “apologetics”, derived from apology. Stephen begins with what the Sanhedrin (should) already know regarding their own history when asked by the high priest if he’s been speaking “against this holy place, and the law” (from 6:13) and saying that

For My Nerd
I love you because I think of you when I wake up. I love you because you're the last one on my mind before I sleep. I love you because you're real..you don't pretend. I love you because I tingle when we talk. I love you because you always make me smile. I love you because you're not normal...(laugh you know you want to) I love you because I don't always understand you. I love you because I trust you. I love you because I can't get enough of you..ever. I love you because you love to argue. I love you because you frustrate me. I love you because I can't pull away from you. I love you because you talk. I love you because your an ass at times. I love you because you're so full of life at times. I love you because it makes my day to see you smile. I love you because you worry too much. I love you because you have insecurities..and know them. I love you because you're so damn funny. I love you because I can have silence with you. I love you because loving you isn't hard.

News Article For Tattooed Godess
Two die in wreck in icy conditions on Western Kentucky Parkway 02:14 PM EST on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) -- Police say two people have died after the car they were in slid off an icy highway in western Kentucky. It happened as a winter storm blanketed large portions of central and western Kentucky late Monday and early Tuesday, leaving a treacherous mix of snow and ice. State police say the car overturned early Tuesday after going off the road four miles east of Caneyville when the driver lost control of the vehicle. Police say 19-year-old Haley Scott of Muldraugh and 23-year-old Jennifer Crow of Smyrna, Ga., were thrown from the car. Neither was wearing a seat belt. Police say the driver of the vehicle was 23-year-old Charles Jason Hutchins of Hopkinsville. He was wearing a seatbelt and was not hurt.

Naked In My Robe
Monday here. I went to bed late because I was watching Big Brother 9 After Dark on Showtime. Big Brother started last week and it is usually on in the summer but with the writers strike that went on for over 3 months, they decided throw this together real fast....at least that is what I think. Anyway, every night the uncensored show is on Showtime. It can be either really boring to watch or like last night, "can't take your eyes off the train wreck" good! The night before, Peter and I were watching the show and they were all happy and loving each other and all getting naked in the hot tub. Last night, I turned it on and they were screaming at each other calling each other fucking cunts and ganging up on the one girl. It was so funny. Especially the gay guy on the show. He was the one that was screaming the most obscenities. He said last night that "she needs a dick up her ass more then I do!" This season it is about the hot, young and beautiful people minus 2 of them on the

Firestar For Black Dimond
WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ FIRESTAR ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES (repost of original by 'DIRTY BITCH~DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFE 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~' on '2008-02-14 13:56:50') (repost of original by 'NOTI GURL(Black Diamond'S HEAD BARTENDER)DB BITCH CREW BIKERBRAT & LUMINA MY FUWIFEY' on '2008-02-14 13:57:50') (repost of original by 'DJ Firestar*DBC PROSPECT*Real and FU Husband to DJ Moonbaby*Dark T*HellFire Crew Master*Co-owner Cat' on '2008-02-18 11:11:00') (repost of original by 'NICCI¢¾KASEYS FUWIFE~SWEET REVENGE & BBW BOMBERS OWNER~DBCP~DJ PSYCHOS STALKER' on '2008-02-18 11:20:16')

My X Mas List I Never Will Get
So many presents, so little time Santa wont be coming By my house this year Cause I tried to drown my sister And I pierced my ear Oh mama made it perfectly clear Santa dont like bad boys Especially Jewish ones Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks Are what I desire So, whyd I have to set The pizza guys hair on fire I told him I was sorry, Im a liar So, no toys for me I dont deserve em I couldnt wait for a big wheel As the holiday neared But then I told my grandma That she had a beard (speaking) Dear Santa, I know what my problem is Why I cant be good Its a fear of intimacy You see, my whole life Whenever Ive met someone really great like you and, I keep feeling Im getting too close to them Something inside me Makes me want to screw it up So in a weird way The reason Im so bad is because I love you so much Santa Rock em, Sock em robots Is what I was hopin for But then I made a death threat To Vice President Gore Oh Santa wont be knockin on my

You All Want Me To Die????
OMG YES ITS TRUE.. YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ME DEAD.. I CAN'T TAKE THIS MADDNESS.. MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND IS JUST ABOUT TO LOSE HER VIP.. AND I HAVE WORKED DAY IN AND DAY OUT TRYING TO LEVEL HER TO GODMOTHER AND JUST AS WE ARE ON THE HOME STRETCH GUESS WHAT HAPPENS? OMG VIP RUNS OUT.. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO IN ORDER FOR SOMEONE TO HOOK HER UP WITH ONE? WE CAN'T TAKE ON NO MORE CONTESTS . WE ARE MAXED OUT OVER OUR HEADS AS IT IS RIGHT NOW.. DO I HAVE TO GO LIVE VIA CAM WEARING THIS FOR YOU ALL? I WILL IF I SEE HER PINK... BUT IT NEEDS TO BE TONIGHT.. MAYBE I CAN KILL TWO BIRDES WITH ONE STONE HERE AND HOOK UP THAT DUDE THAT HOOKED RETTA UP WITH HER VIP AT THE SAME TIME.. I THINK HER VIP RUNS OUT AT 10PM TONIGHT. IF THATS THE CASE AS SOON AS I SEE HER PINK LET ME KNOW YOUR THE ONE AND I'LL HOOK YOU UP RIGHT AFTER.. MY GOAL IS TO AIR LIVE TONIGHT AFTER I GET BACK FROM DINNER... AROUND 10PM FUBAR TIME WHICH IS PST TIME... LET ME KNOW WHOS GOING TO BUY IT FOR HER AND I

St. Valentine's Day
Saint Valentine's Day Do you really believe in Saint Valentine’s Day? February 14th is the day they say. Two people showing all the love they share of a perfect day between lovers who care. How about a little boy and girl who sees ... the love and happiness between you and me. Do they copy us and mimic what they see? Or is it because of something done naturally? Sweethearts, are what we are call they say. But only on Saint Valentines Day. Keeping in touch with your heart knowing how love can build a new start. I give you roses and a big red heart too. Filled with chocolates and a big hug for you. Loving you more on Saint Valentine’s Day. Please tell me this is not the only way. I love you today and tomorrow too. Even if I fail to show it to you. You mean the world to me from beginning to end. &

Random Stuff
Supprising QuestionsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment? yes 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriends myspace? no 3. When is the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? some time last year 4. Do you have a desk in your room? no 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? no 6. Whats the weirdest thing you have smoked? haven't smoked anything weird 7. Are you named after one of your parents/grandparents? no 8. Can you walk a straight line when you are sober? sometimes 9. Do you throw up gang signs? no 10. Have you ever broken a rib? no 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? most times, a guy--- quicker showers, can pee just about anywhere, easier for many things. 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? lol...ummm.........rather not rule on this one... 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? the money. i can work on the other thing on my own. 14. Have you ever had sex on t

The Past Two Days Have Sucked
literally. the past two days have sucked sooo much. since tuesday i have been getting sick and i didnt go to the health center until today. turns out i have an infection in my chest. it makes sense...at least to me it does. the woman at the desk was really rude to me this morning which i didnt need today especially after wat happened wit my professor but that is a story for later. so the receptionist this morning was just RUDE. it went like this: me: hi, i'm a walk-in.. her: oh, well we do everything by appointment (NOTE: their site says they take walk-ins) me: oh ok her: wat's your name? since when have you been sick? me: angelica mooney and since tuesday her: well, ANEGELICA, we do everything by appointment (i wanted to say, a-fuckin-pperantly!) me: uh...ok her: i dont have anything right now until late morning and that's how my appointment wasnt until 11:25. but i now have super antibiotics so we will see. the professor thing and then the mike thing. ok. my

Random ?s
1. do you ever turn your cell phone off? god no! 2. do you like more than one person right now? i like a lot of people right now... 3. if you could push one person off a cliff who would it be? Guess.... just... GUess 4. who was your last text from? asshole 6. would you rather have glasses or braces? glasses... totally... 7. have you ever been in love? Yes... :D 8. what is the most played song on your itunes? well, while in my car with my cd player.... i listen to... Noose... A LOT... 9. what's the last movie you watched and what did you think of it? ooohh.. Vacancy? It was... ok... i guess 10. do you know anyone who has cancer? actually,... yes 12. what is the last thing you touched, other than your computer? my nipples... those rings are just so... yeah 13. how many hours of sleep did you get last night? ooohh probably 6 or so 14. do you play guitar hero? OMFG i SOOOO can play it now... it's kinda fun 15. do you have justin timberlake mu

8 Month Wedding Anniversary
So yesterday was mine & Neil's 8 month wedding anniversary!!! HOOYAH!!! We have been married for 8 WONDERFUL MONTHS NOW!! What can I say, I guess all of his other ex's really didn't love him as much as they all say that they did, since he loved them with everything that he had and in the end, they just turned around and cheated on him. Talk about losers!!!! But that's okay, because he has found himself a faithful wife, one that loves him to no end and would do anything for him!!! What can I say, I love my husband to death and I am so blessed to have him in my life. I am so blessed to have been able to give him the one thing that he never thought that he could ever have...a wonderful child!!! And in a few more years...we are going to try for one more baby, although we weren't trying for the one that we have now lol he just kind of surprised us lol we were going to wait a few years before we tried for him, but God had other plans for us!!! I love my husband so much and I am so happy to h

Bother
Wish I was too dead to cry My self-affliction fades Stones to throw at my creator Masochists to which I cater You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds Wish I was too dead to care If indeed I cared at all Never had a voice to protest So you fed me shit to digest I wish I had a reason; my flaws are open season For this, I gave up trying One good turn deserves my dying You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds [Solo: Corey] Wish I'd died instead of lived A zombie hides my face Shell forgotten with its memories Diaries left with cryptic entries And you don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on, I won't let go 'til it bleeds You don't need to bother; I don't need to be I'll keep slipping farther But once I hold on: I'll never live down my

One
I can't remember anything Can't tell if this is true or dream Deep down inside I feel to scream This terrible silence stops in me Now that the war is through with meI'm waking up, I cannot see That there is not much left of me Nothing is real but pain now Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please God, wake me Back in the womb it's much too real In pumps life that I must feel But can't look forward to reveal Look to the time when I'll live Fed through the tube that sticks in me Just like a wartime noveltyTied to machines that make me be Cut this life off from me Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please God, wake me Now the world is gone I'm just one Oh God, help me hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please God, help me Darkness imprison me All that I see Absolute horrorI cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell Landmine Has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearingTaken my armsTaken my legs Taken my sou

So Yum
Love on me...come on boys...i need 50,000 comments. If you max your comments on this pic I'll make you a salute too. The thing is you'll also have to RATE FAN and ADD the HOST to get to my pic. Please do it for me. Please add this man to Comment on my Pic. BRI GUY FU-HUBBY 2 OOPSY DAISY FU-OWNED BY FREAKY QUEEN@ fubar (repost of original by 'itsmizzshady.com' on '2008-02-18 10:36:49')

Rooster
Ain't Found A Way To Kill Me Yet Eyes Burn With Stinging Sweat Seems Every Path Leads Me To Nowhere Wife And Kids And Household Pet Army Green Was No Safe Bet The Bullets Scream To Me From Somewhere Here They Come To Snuff The Rooster Yeah Here Come The Rooster You Know He Ain't Gonna Die Walkin' Tall Machine Gun Man They Spit On Me In My Homeland Gloria Sent Me Pictures Of My Boy Got My Pills 'Gainst Mosquito Death My Buddy's Breathin' His Dyin' Breath Oh God Please Won't You Help Me Make It Through

A Freind Like You
A Friend Like You "There's lots of things With which I'm blessed, Tho' my life's been both Sunny and Blue, But of all my blessings, This one's the best: To have a friend like you. In times of trouble Friends will say, "Just ask... I'll help you through it." But you don't wait for me to ask, You just get up And you do it! And I can think Of nothing in life That I could more wisely do, Than know a friend, And be a friend, And love a friend... like you." ~ Anonymous

The Reason For My Name
Yo. My screen name was NOT TURNED to numbers by STAFF. I did it. Okay? I like it that way. Wanna talk about me now? WRITE down my screen name. YEESH! Do you have a PROBLEM with me being NUMBERS? Agh. Take it up with the DA's office on Monday!

Our Wedding Rings.
so chris's mom and I just picked out the wedding bands.as you will see below. I think its reather lovely..and love the design.. Honestly I would have married him with a cherry ring pop.. but these are beautiful. we'll keep ya'll posted. thanks everyone for the wishes thus far. later days Natasha xo

Sober
There's a shadow just behind me, shrouding every breath I take, making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. Waiting like a stalking butler who upon the finger rests. Murder now the path called "must we" just before the son has come. Jesus, won't you fucking whistle something but the past and done? Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever. I just want to start things over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave, I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down. Trust me. Mother Mary won't you whisper something but what's past and done. Trust me. I want what I want.

Djwiccanlove Is Back On The Air In The Lair Til 5 Et
COME ON IN TO THE VAMPIRE'S LAIR!! WE PLAY ALL REQUESTS!! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE!! COME N AND PLAY STUMPED THE DJ!! AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS!! ^^^ CLICK PIC TO ENTER THE VAMPIRE'S LAIR^^^

The Ultimate Love Story
The Ultimate Love Story Buckmaster Fuller once promised his wife Annie that he would die before she did so that he could be there to welcome her when it was her turn. Shortly after a presentation in New York, he was informed that Annie had lapsed into a coma in a hospital in Los Angeles. He was told that the doctors felt that there was a good chance that she would not regain consciousness. He took the first flight he could get. Upon arriving in Los Angeles, he went immediately to Annie’s bedside. Sitting beside her, he closed his eyes. And quietly died.

To Get A Point Across About Reading The About Me Of A Person Before You All Them!
My Shoutbox ->white RONIN: delete yourself I do not delete friends. and if you had read the about me before doing an add you would of known! white RONIN: if so u can deleted mee pleaseee ->white RONIN: NO ONE SEE'S THEM but my man! white RONIN: can u allow mee. ->white RONIN: ??????????????????????????????????????? white RONIN: what???????????* ->white RONIN: read what it says by the folders! white RONIN: hey sorry. but. i cant see ur all pic. let me pleasee ->white RONIN: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii white RONIN: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey white RONIN: hello myfrienddd This is very rude to delete someone just because they do not let you see their breast? And belly? I do not show total nudes even to my man... Get real and get a life ! there are porn site! here is a free one that has it all that a friend gave me. . . http://www.xnxx.com! Enjoy and let me be about my private pix's please! I do not ask to see yours!

Ugh!
people really piss me the fuck off...theres people around me..all theyre doin is stabbing me in the back..i have one TRUE friend here where i live..and it sux t-total ass! i hate it! people are starting to say that i said shit that i didnt even say...most people will say not to worry about it n shit..but i cant help it..i cant stand a damn liar...thats my pet peeve...but anyway..im tired of typing so i guess this is it...

A White Rose
A White Rose "The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips." ~ John Boyle O'Reilly

A Song
you don't know how I feel as I standing here watching you talking to someone else flirting and hugging you are not mine anymore and we dance to the music and I feel our bodies touching and I wish it was our hearts beating for each other again but you don't know how I feel as i smile up at you music keeps on playing our bodies seperating and I want to take you home take you home and never let you go you call me to tell me about some stupid story and I am not paying attention to it I am drifting I am dreaming about your voice and how you used to whisper in my ear when you were holding me tight and the stars exploded on the ceiliing and our love felt like there would be no end and i hear you say goodbye and the phone disconnects I hear the knocking and I open the door and it's you I step out into the bright blue promise of you and my hope circulates as I look into your eyes and

I’ve Lost My Voice, I Feel Like Crap
Ok so there is a nasty virus going around here. My mom had it for a while. My little brother came over Friday, and that night his voice started going in and out. Saturday it hit him like a ton of bricks and he got it. Now I have it too. My voice is gone. My head is pounding, and I am aching and hurting all over. I have a sore throat, a nasty cough, and my nose is stuffy, running, and draining all at the same time. Needless to say, I wish someone would just shoot me. Rob came over real early this morning to take care of me since I can't even stand up long enough to make a sandwich for myself. Hunter and Fluffy are sticking close to me. I am not sure how long this will last, when my mom had it, it laasted a few weeks. So if you call and I don't answer or return your call, or if a guy answers my phone, you know why. I am not able to talk on the phone right now. I have resorted to having to write it down every time I want to say something to Rob. Anyway, I hope everyone else is doing bette

I Didnt... Lie... I Dont Lie ..
I didn,t lie , I will pray that all will be ok... But if im not forgiven by you ..Then God will always know I didn,t lie .. He will always forgive me no matter what..And if I do make mistakes and when. He will frogive me always// Thankyou O My Lord Christ. diana

Kkk Endorses Obama!!
Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/ February 7th, 2008 by James R. Crowe Anything or anyone is better than Hillary Rodham Clinton KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton." White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America. Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President. This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency. KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate. KKK members in Tennessee rally against Hillary Clinton and support Barack Obama Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about

Bullshit Bully
I would never in my entire life make fun of someones child, let alone someone's child who is autistic. I teach a drama class for 10 autistic children and they are the lights of my life. They are absolutly amazing kids and to be accused of making fun of an autistic child makes me sick to my stomach. Everyone can think what they like, but the bulletin that was posted about me (that was now deleted by it's poster) is a total and complete lie. I do not have fake accounts and I would not ever downrate and make fun of anyone's children. That is cruel and wrong and saddens me that someone would ever accuse me of doing it. Thank you to my awesome Snake Eyes Family for backing me up while the bully was up. I love you all lots. &hearts kitty kat

021808 Horoscope
You can get a strong boost as your key planet Mercury turns direct, but there's really no need to overreact about anything. Accordingly, your most significant statement now might be one of understatement. What you know could be important enough to shout from the top of a mountain, but grandiose statements are not your best method of sharing the news. Staying focused on the details allows you to effectively make your case.

In The Blood Of Christ>>>
We are saved. God had a devine plan for all who seek him and follow him. Who believes He came here thru body of Christ to walk among us on Earth..To and feel and know our sorrows and conqure death . I believe he does talk to us thru or on our hearts ..He places a tug . Also Our conscious is Him , conecting to us... So if we listen , and feel these things given to us, we will know what to do , in our life and if we proceed and follow where He leads us.., He has a plan for us.. He knew us even before we were born and will know us till we die.. But death isnt the end it is the eternal ever lasting life begining... For we are bought as children of God thuur Christ salvation , The Bloood sustains us , washes us free. it,s in the blood. Dont be sad when a loved one dies , for he or she lives thru Christ >> He was sent to be the sacarifical lamb to save all. I trust in Him and will lay my life on his feet to pray and follow what he has instore for me . I trust Christ toally....

My Interesting Weekend
As the title states I had a very interesting weekend. For me at least. Friday I worked as usual then my friend came over and watched movies with me and took care of me because I was/am sick. Saturday I woke up and had to go work in the Eagle Rock Location. So when I map quested it, it told me it would be about a 30 minute drive at most. Well I started at nine. So I decided to leave at 7:45. That gave me an hour and fifteen minutes to get there and finish my make up and stuff. Well I left and ended up getting lost. Not my fault mind you damn mapquest forgot to put a freeway on it so when I saw an exit that I though was mine on the freeway it said was the one I took it. Well I ended up in downtown LA with all the gang members and homeless people. It was scary. I called my sister to help me who called my boss on her other phone they both were telling me to pull over but I was scared half to death. Well eventually I got there but it was already 5 after nine. but the day went by

Starlight
how much longer do i have to wait how much longer do do i have to search so that i can be able to find the light i know its inside me ive lived in lonelyness surrounded by people ive never been able to love well maybe cus i dont even love myself when u see a starlight keep it in your heart its the soul of a person tht was able to give his own love when u hear a child ask why the sun comes and goes tell him cus in this life there is no light without dark if you;re able to return with a smile a betrayal if you are able to give ur hand to the one tht with his own pointed u out dont grow roots in one place move you re not a tree thts why you have two feet the wisest person is the one tht knows that his home is as big as he can imagine the best day is when the soul has hunger and thirst dont forget whats learned never stop to comprehend surround yourself by good ones and ull appear to be a good one to surround your slef by wise men and youll learn somethin

World Of Sin
Let them not see, the me, not the 'I', that would cry at a child's pain. Let them not know, the flow, of rot spoiled mind, driven insane. "Can't we just be friends?" damned words into my heart rends. Chuckle and smile, in denial, of the true hand that lacerates the jugular grand, for the beauteous river of red. And she, she frolicks in the fields of infedelity, ripping my soul, taking away all that was free, within me, leaving me to stand allone, in the land, makings circles in the sand, that the foundations of my sanity, are built on. To whirl and spin in this world of sin.

What You Want Shes Got It.. But Shes Needs To Love First
Love on me...come on boys...i need 50,000 comments. If you max your comments on this pic I'll make you a salute too. The thing is you'll also have to RATE FAN and ADD the HOST to get to my pic. Please do it for me. Please add this man to Comment on my Pic. BRI GUY FU-HUBBY 2 OOPSY DAISY FU-OWNED BY FREAKY QUEEN@ fubar

A Poem I Wrote
Drowning I’m drowning in the sorrow of yesterday’s loss. I’m drowning in the pain from the heartache you caused. I’m drowning in the insanity of everyone’s game. I’m drowning in the thought of being the one to blame. Now I’m drowning out the sorrow and the pain. I’m drowning out the insanity and the thought Of being the one to blame. Now I’m no longer drowning.

-=soulmates=-
I ran across this and wanted to share...it's pretty deep....so enjoy! ~N~ For those who have loved, and lost, have never truly loved, or who have experienced this first hand..........whether your soulmate was a friend or unforgettably a whole lot more....... SOULMATES --- When we are born it begins a journey. Along the way on this long, winding path we eventually end up seeking many things of which one is love. In the beginning, it's from our parents, then our family, community and so on. Eventually, assuming all goes right, we begin to find that we have a void within us which other forms of love can't seem to fill. We've all known loneliness, a dark emptiness within our soul which seems to stretch for an eternity. We feel like we're a part of nothing, just drifting aimlessly upon the sea of humanity with no destination, nor land in sight. At times despair is like our wet clothing as we shiver cold and alone in the darkness. To distract ourselves we dream of "Th

Hmmm
I was told by scrapper my account was being terminated.. All over me paying 50.00 for a 30 day blast for perky and her not getting it.. Then fubar claims they didnt get the money... I bought this blast for her on the 16th I know the money should of been there by now.. I am not allowed to post bulletins nor am a I allowed to post comments.. So I am trying a bully if not guess he terminated my account after I said sorry for being a bitch but he would be the same way if it happened to him...

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Presidents Day, Enjoy The 'worst Of', Ladies... Win Ca$h With Coin Cleavage
Yeah, it's President's Day! What's that mean? It means that you get to listen to The Worst Of Opie and Anthony while the crew gets themselves caught up on work, and maybe a little rest. WIN CA$H WITH COIN CLEAVAGE: Sooo... you want to WIN CA$H from the Opie and Anthony Show, but you don't want to expose your open asshole to do it, right? Oh boy, do WE have a contest for YOU... It's called the COIN CLEAVAGE CONTEST, and once again, this one is FOR THE LADIES... HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO: You're going to show up with your boyfriend, husband, good friend, sister, or good buddy of your choice, male or female. You're gonna take yer shirt off... You're going to mush your bare bosome together. Your buddy is going to dump coins (most likely dimes) over your boobies. whoever holds the MOST coins with their cleavage...WINS! First Prize is $1500. Second Prize is $750. Third Prize is $250. There's your $2500. Thanks to Bodog. WANT TO ENTER??? OF COURSE YOU DO! - EMAIL TRAVIS

8 Lies My Mama Told Me
EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say: "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry." This was Mother's First Lie. As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat that what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish." This was Mother's Second Lie. Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a

The Table Of Contents For The Ka-tet Of Forty And Five
Table of Contents for the Ka-tet of Forty and Five Hile, Folken,Welcome to the Ka-tet of Forty and Five.We are a small group of people with a common purpose and that is to follow The Way of Eld.There will be a blog to discuss this in detail and if it isn't on here, then it hasn't been posted yet and I cry your pardon for the delay.Please feel free to peruse the information set forth in these tomes of knowledge and enjoy the submissions by our members here. History, Mythology, and Philosophy of the Dark Tower Creation and the Prim The Guardians and the Beams The Dark Tower Announcement Tet News and Contests Rules, Bylaws, and Terminology of the Tet Roster of the Ka-tet of Forty and Five We Have New Members

What People Envy About Me:
People Envy Your Compassion You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?

Todays Treats
Monday, February 18 This is a transition day when it is hard to get much done as communicator Mercury ends its retrograde phase. It may take a few days to untangle misunderstandings and to tie up loose ends, but we are ready to move forward again, having fought against a cosmic undertow since last November. Additionally, the Moon enters lively Leo at 1:51 pm EST, enabling us to express our needs, which we may have been keeping quietly to ourselves for the last few days.Aries You might feel more optimistic, but nothing necessarily happens now to support your belief that things are getting better. Nevertheless, your positive attitude can be exactly the catalyst that you need to shift your life into the next gear. Don't be afraid to plan for the future; you'll be there sooner than you think. Taurus You could spend much of this week solving problems that developed over the last couple of weeks. Your frustration begins to dissipate as your efforts quickly reap the desired results, y

Are You The Hater???????
Are YOU THE HATER??????? Everyone knows a couple of haters, usually someone you KNOW. You may or may not consider this person a friend. Most of YOUR haters are your associates or people loosely oriented with you or your "friends." However, if YOU do not know any haters, and if no one is hating on YOU.....it is quite likely that YOU are doing something WRONG. Haters are the evidence of prosperity and success. If no one is hating on YOU, then YOU have nothing to envy about you. If you don't have anyone hating on YOU, the odds are that YOU may be a HATER yourself. You know how they say that everyone has a stupid friend and if you don't think that you have a stupid friend, then YOU ARE THE STUPID FRIEND. The same rule applies to haters! Some people are actually hideaway-haters. The hideaway-hater does not vocalize their hate, they actually hate you in SECRET, often times smiling in your face and pretending to be your friend. That is the worst type of hater of all....the talk behind you

I Stole This From Chris!
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed. "What's going on?" said Ed. "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted. "How come?" said Ed. "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted. "Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed.

One More Time People
Ok I know I bitch and complain about some weird crap, but thats who I am, like it or not. Today it happens to be point-whores. Yes I said it POINT WHORES. Certain members who feel the need to buy their friendships...PFFFT...how fucked up is that? If you need to buy your friends...they arent your friends. Get a fucking clue, they only want you for your money and your popularity. Can some of these people honestly be so blind that Fubar takes up their lives on a daily basis, rating pictures and profiles, handing out blasts, VIP's, tickers, Happy Hours and now fuckin Fu-Bling? Gimme a fuckin break. I've seen alot of people on this site bust there asses to get where they are and nobody notices it. But you got a little cash and BOOM everybody is your friend right? Thats bullshit, having friends shouldnt be based on how much money you make in a year, it should be based on who you are as a person. If you gotta buy someone something to keep them around...STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! D

Roses? I Think Not!
It started on a normal Sunday night. I was all toasty warm in a recliner and the house was finally quiet. Then it happened! My son broke the worse news EVER with a smile on his face. He stood there looking at me as he said, "You may want to park your van outside tonight.". WHAT? I dont park MY precious toyota out with the other cars. "Why on earth would I want to do that?" Then a small hint of laughter began to rise from his belly until he would barely speak... "I hit a skunk while I was driving your car and man does it smell BAD!" At first I didnt fully understand what he had just told me about my highly valued automobile. I just looked at him while he laughed uncontrollably. Then the light started to shine as the smell wafted into my nostrils. "Surely you didnt park it in the garage did you?" Attached garage I might add. "Well yeah (still laughing with tears) I know you dont park it in the drive.". Anger began to slowly build as I thought about my laundry room in the garage

The 20 Rules Of Drunk Dialing...
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them/you over something. 5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8.You can also call this same ex and let her/him kn