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Oakel-Doakel then. ats wah I'll do; I will tell yinz a story. kenya hear them? allsase people who lived in terror of yinz and yinzes judgement. allsase people who's ancestors devoted themselves, sacrificed themselves to you. kenya hear dem singing? Oh, yinz like to think yinzes a god. yinzes not a god, yinzes jest a parasite, eaten aht wit jealousy and envy and longing fer da lives of other. yinz feed on them, on da memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow! So... So... Come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you've got a big appetite cuz I've lived a long life and I've seen a few tings. I walked away from da Last Great Time War. I marked da passing of da Time Lords. I seen da birth of da universe and I watched as time ran aht, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. jest me. I walked in universes wheres abahts da laws of physics were devised by da mind of a madman. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen tings yinz wouttent believe. I have lost tings yizzel never understand. And I know tings, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it alls, baby! Have it! yinz have it alls!
