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In alls my travelling throughout da universe, I have battled agin evil, agin pahr -mad conspirators. I should have stayed here. da oldest civilisation: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to da core. pahr -mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen - they're still in da nursery compared to us. Ten million years of absolute pahr . ats wah it takes rilly corrupt.
During allsa years I've been taking care of you, yinz in return have been taking care of me. yinz are still my grandchild and always will be. But now, yinzes a woman too. I want yinz to belong somewhere, to have roots of yinzes own. wit David yizzel be able to find dose roots and live normally like any woman should do. Believe me, my dear, yinzes future lies wit David and not wit a silly old buffer like me. One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, dere must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. jest go ferward in alls yinzes beliefs and prove to me that ahz not mistaken in mine. sees ya, Susan. sees ya, my dear.
Do jano like we were saying, abaht da earth revolving? It's like whenever yinzes a kid, da first time they tell yinz that da world is turning and yinz jest can't quite believe it 'cause everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it... da turn of da earth. da ground beneath our foot is spinning at a thousand mile an our. da entire planet is hurtling arahnd da sun at sixty seven thousand mile an our. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, yinz and me, clinging to da skin of this tiny little world. And, if we let go... ats who ahz. Now ferget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.
The Doctor: C'mon, then! da Doctor will see yinz now!
Atraxi: you are not of this world.
The Doctor: No but I've put a lot work into it.
Atraxi: Is this world important?
The Doctor: Important? wah's that mean, important? Six billion people live here, is that important? Here's a better question: is this world a threat to da Atraxi? Oh come on, yinzes monitoring da whole planet! Is this world a threat?
Atraxi: No.
The Doctor: Are da peoples of this world guilty of any crime by da laws of da Atraxi?
Atraxi: No.
The Doctor: Oakel-Doakel. One more, jest one: is this world protected? yinzes not da first to have come here. Oh, dere have been so many. And wah you've got to ask is, wah happened to them?
The Doctor: Hello. I'm da Doctor. Basically. Run.
Oakel-Doakel then. ats wah I'll do; I will tell yinz a story. kenya hear them? allsase people who lived in terror of yinz and yinzes judgement. allsase people who's ancestors devoted themselves, sacrificed themselves to you. kenya hear dem singing? Oh, yinz like to think yinzes a god. yinzes not a god, yinzes jest a parasite, eaten aht wit jealousy and envy and longing fer da lives of other. yinz feed on them, on da memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow! So... So... Come on, then. Take mine. Take my memories. But I hope you've got a big appetite cuz I've lived a long life and I've seen a few tings. I walked away from da Last Great Time War. I marked da passing of da Time Lords. I seen da birth of da universe and I watched as time ran aht, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. jest me. I walked in universes wheres abahts da laws of physics were devised by da mind of a madman. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I have seen tings yinz wouttent believe. I have lost tings yizzel never understand. And I know tings, secrets that must never be told and knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on then! Take it! Take it alls, baby! Have it! yinz have it alls!
Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes da Pandorica takes da Universe! But, sucko news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Except, yinz lot, yinzes alls whizzing abaht, it's rilly very distracting. Could yinz alls jest stay still a minute cuz ahz talking! Now, da question fer da our is, "Who's got da Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" Come on, looky at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and sumpin else I don't have: anything to lose! So, if yinzes sitting up air in yinzes silly little space ships wit alls yinzes silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking da Pandorica tonight, jest remember who's standing in yinzes way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, annan, annaN, do da smart ting! Let somebody else try first.
