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So we went to the pet store to get a feeder rat and a white mouse for AJ to have as a pet. I have a little plastic cage that I use for the rats and the mouse was in a little cardboard carrying box. We had to stop at the grocery store for a few things, but I left the windows down and I figured the little guys would be fine.
No, they didn't die.
The mouse chewed a hole in the box and got loose in my car. We spent a good 20 minutes playing keystone cops trying to catch the mouse as he ran back and forth under the seats of my car. Now that we've caught the little fucker I swear he has elephantitis of the balls - really - it's quite disturbing. Maybe it's just massive hemroids from having the shit scared out of him - I dunno... freaky.
Let me see if I can get a pic of that mouse's balls.
