Karmas Bitch roKs fuwhore's blog: "My blogs"

So yeah, I used to live in Beaver PA, which is right down from - you guessed it, Big Beaver, where they run the ad in the paper every sunday "exotic dancers wanted, all shapes and sizes accepted, apply at Big Beaver Plaza"   The airport is in moon, everyone knows about Blue Balls and Intercourse and I've even been through Eighty-four, Mars and Slippery Rock... but WTF there's a Ware, Mass. 

Where do you live? 

Ware.

Ummm, that's what I asked, where?

Yes, Ware.

The place where you live? What's it called?

Ware

*shoots self*

Enjoy...

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California
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Massachusetts

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Gay Head
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Mashpee
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Swampscott
Ware (I'm from Ware?)


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Useful


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Eighty Four
Experiment
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Gravity
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Home
Indiana
Intercourse
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Mars
Moon (On the border of the Pittsburgh Int'l Airport - "Fly me to the moon...")
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New Beaver
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Pottstown
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Uno
Virginville


Rhode Island

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South of the Border
Townville
Welcome


South Dakota

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Potato Creek
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Pumpkin Center
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Vienna
Wall
White
Wood
Yale


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Paris
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Satans Kingdom


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Fourway (2 of them)
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Simplicity
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Pocket


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George
Humptulips
Index
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