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What are you waiting for?
i apparently did not realize until rather recently that i DO indeed have a large, flashing neon sign complete with buzz*click*pop sound effects that reads :
FREAK BITCH*buzz*click*pop*FREAK BITCH*buzz*click*pop*FREAK BITCH*buzz*click
and this sign is perched quite dominantly atop my head for the world to see.
i would like to take a moment of time to clear a few things up that may have been causing some folks a certain amount of confusion. i do not care what you have heard about me in regards to my past....i am not "one of those girls".
just cuz you stroll up on me and give me your most dashing smile, tip me a wink and exchange phone numbers with me, does not mean that i will be getting naked, sweaty and freaky with you.
i do not know where the misconception that all i am good for is a one-night stand or a good time when you in my neck of the woods, but, lemme tell ya...fuck that. i am soo sick of people...both men and women...thinking this little of me. i do not behave like a crotch-trap and i feel that i should not be treated as such. so, for all you lil wimpy wanna-be-men who call me and think you makin a booty-call...fuck you and fuck off.
i ain't down for the "wham, bam, thank-you ma'am" bullshit. thank you, have a nice day and fuckit.
