Hmmmm....Where do I start? I dunno.....I live in Slowcala / Redneckville. I fit in good here I suppose.. I have my own brood of pets. I have 3 cats.My cats bite when I provoke them or when they're scared.Don't chase them. I'll kick yer ass.I also have a flock of parakeets, hermit crabsI have houseplants and seasonal plantings outside. I like container gardening the best.I wouldn't have a lawn if I killed all the weeds. I have bird and squirrel feeders. I love the smell of too-may-toh plants in the summer. Nuttin' beats a homegrown too-may-toh.I like to putter around the house. Always in the middle of something or wanting to do something.Yeah....I like to shop when I have cash to pay for it. I knwo some of the best places in Florida. NYC and Houston TX are mega shopping trip's too. Antique's, clothes, Home Depot you name it. However, I don't get to do to much of it for fun lately. Boo Hoo.I love coffee and natural amphetimine sort of materials! I start my day by consuming and recharge at 4:00 coffeetime.I like cooking from scratch. You'd be suprised how many people think that means something out of a box.....but I hate shit from boxes. Hamburger helper is the devil. May as well chew on a salt block. I don't enjoy going out to eat as much as I used too. Most restaurants use prepackaged foods which totally takes away from the reason I am paying for someone to cook the shit for me. I want REAL food. Fuck.I like the older Atari video games. I used to play online games but lost interest a while ago.I like hopping into cold sheets, leather jackets,Sticky Notes rule my life. I am in to New York City, flip flops cowboy hats, mastrubation,I-95, A1A and US-1 and Key West, word search puzzles,photography, cartoons, the smell of tape, cuddling, bamboo, Italian Deli's, green hitswasp killer, citronella candles, some art, gel pens, multiple telephone/cable jacks,wicked water pressure and endless hot water,wide screen tv's, canoes, people watching, 4 wheelers, snowmobiles, small aircraft rides, concerts like Woodstock (69), Ha Ha!....69er's,the 49er's,credit cards with no balance, ambition, adrenaline rushes, water sprinklers, boiled peanut stands, flea markets, squirrels, crows,sharp letter openers, birthday suprises, soft tissues, hearing the clock tick, peepers,sand dunes, trade shows, museum's, soft grass, duck ponds, fabric softener, gothic crosses, moroccon silk,beads, crystals, trinket boxes, miracle gro and coconut suntan lotion. I love to see a child's eyes light up when they learn something new and actually think they are the first to think of it! Newbies.Things I hate. My dark and personal sides.......Hmmmmm.....It's all not necessarily bad to me. (I say "Hmmmm" a lot.)Everyone has a taste of evil in them. We all have OUR triggers! I hate getting up in the morning. It's just when I am most comfortable. I hate moochers & freeloaders. God didn't put me here to make up for what you can't provide for yourself....not straight enough? I'm not your fucking MOTHER! Damn lazy people.I also hate it when I go to Dunkin' Donuts and they put too much sugar in my coffee. GRRR! I don't like the smell of straight gasoling/diesel, hot asphalt or burnt oil.I really hate it when people mess in my toolbox. Luckily, there are sharp objects in it too. No, you may not borrow a damn thing.Go away before I stab you. Oh Yeah! Phone solicitors!If I didn't call ya - I don't want it! I don't like rides that spin you in circles, dishonesty,and wasting time thinking & typing about what I hate!A friend of mine jokes around and says "Don't feed into the negativity!". I love that saying because when I do. Love and Lost? Naw....Cupids a whore. She hasn't nailed me a good one yet. Bitch. I think I need to kill her and get a new one.