blazintommyd's blog: "2011 blog entries "

And my fucking jaw hurts. Or is it my ear? I went to the doctor and I said doctor, it hurts when I do this ... he said don't do that.

Well anyway - according to my Doctor's visual observation - this skin condition on my glans is not cancerous, not precancerous and not contagious. Apparently the same thing would happen to my lips and nose if I touched them as much. But it doesn't feel as good so I don't.

What pisses me off is that the government doesn't do anything about this except blow people up protect businessmen and redistribute wealth to the Republicans. Why can't they hire all of these great minds we always hear about to cure all venereal diseases - at least in the USA - and make onanism a more pleasant and agreeable practice

So throughout this ordeal which will probably result in some doctor wanting to cut off my cock, i was diagnosed with yeast infection, fungal infection and wjdk (phonetically pronounced widgdick) - we just don't know.

As is usually the case I ended up doing all of the research and treatment myself and learned several important things (1) most medicated creams that American doctors order you rub all over your cock as a cure for these things are of a (a) mineral oil base - e.g., petroleum jelly (b) a glycerin base (c) both and (d) with or without other additives such as propylene glycol - maybe in case it gets cold.

Mineral oil is a by product of gasoline and the simple fact of the matter is, it's cheaper to retail it than it is to throw it away.

Here rub this all over your cock and balls, smear it all over your pussy, tits, put it in your hair, rub it on your ass, in your ass, slather it on your legs, your baby's ass, drink the fucking stuff you filthy thing.

Hey Jerome is this safe? Fuck no !! but chances are they'll be dead before they connect the dots and cancer is a big and very lucrative industry - like prisons where maintenance per person is geometrically greater than merely providing them with subsistence - it's the economy stupid

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Glycerin - aggravates yeast making it grow and so does steroids - another cream i was given to use in conjunction with the others. So here I am ready to make a pact with Mitch McConnell so that the God of Israel will spare my cock and the fucking doctors are giving me gasolone, antifreeze and this other shit to help it along !! Tommy do you jerk off, here try this - 40 weight works great !! and when you get done just wash it off with some mineral spirits

Blacktop, the freedom of the highway, buy a car to get some pussy, the President is now on the tarmac - Mawh you got that Petroleum distillate fire goin I need some burnt meat !! i just Love how it smells. Well just be careful with matches around your condition baby or we'll be having some burnt frankfurter. That's what they do with them after they cut them off.

So then I find out I'm paying these dermatologists $170.00 per visit - Hi how are you, let's have a look - O you need more antifreeze, turn over let's check the oil - that's good see you next week.

So finally I just said fuck it, washed the head of my cock, broke a piece of aloe vera smeared it all over the glans went to sleep woke up OMGoddess the whole head of my cock was peeling, so I called in for an appointment to my original doctor - whom I lost when insurance companies changed were bought out whatever - O just do what the dermatologists told you to do I'll see you in two weeks. So again i said fuck it washed it off and put on some petroleum jelly Viola !! this is the best my cock has looked in months !! Happy as a clam

Then I'm doing more research and OMGoddess cancer linked to moisturizers with mineral oil base. I'm growing cancer on my cock so I go and wash it off again and I'm like wtf am I supposed to do ?

So luckily I like to primp and have OPI avocado oil for my cuticles. Got the little pp all nice and clean - so adorable looks like little Russian baby in babooska - and smeared some OPI cuticle oil all over it - it is specifically stated on the bottle No mineral oil, no glycerin and no propylene glycol. I'm going to get more

And then I read this other article that Avocado oil is bad for people prone to yeast whereas other recommend it in an anti yeast diet.

Moral of the story? Aside from Capitalist decadence and utter stupidity just give me the fucking money &c there are no solutions to these things unless you're a millionaire because there's probably some cock doctor somewhere that charges $250,000.00 a visit and maybe has a solution and maybe not - that's something I'll never know.