8. DURING BREAKFAST YOU ASK YOUR SON TO PASS THE NOKIA SUGAR BOWL.
7. YOU CANCELED THE FAMILY TRIP TO MEXICO AND YOUR GOING TO BOISE STATE INSTEAD.
6. YOU INSIST ON BEING CALLED "COACH" EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A DENTIST.
5. YOU TOLD YOUR DAUGHTER, "I'D LOVE TO GO TO YOUR WEDDING BUT THE NORTHERN ILLINOIS-TCU GAME IS ON.
4. EVERY TIME YOU WALK 10 YARDS, THREE OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE TO MOVE THE CHAINS.
3. INSTEAD OF A SHOWER, YOU DUMP A BUCKET OF GATORADE ON YOURSELF
2. YOUR ALWAYS ASKING "WHAT WOULD JOE PATERNO DO?"
1. YOUR SOLUTION TO IRAQ - "I DUNNO, A PLAYOFF SYSTEM?"
