So I get this message from some young girl on myspace. Obviously, I'm the guy of her dreams. Here's a little bit of her letter:
How's it goin? I'm jessica and I just moved to the Bumfuk area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to Bumfuk a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I'm here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile... You're cute and I liked what you had to say :-).
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Once again, it seems that my irresistible charm has captured another heart. Poor girl doesn't even know that there ain't no such place as Bumfuk. I hope she figures out where she really is. I hope she gets some help of a professional nature.
