HE HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS HIS PLATFORM:
1 "Press 1 for Eng." is immediately banned. Eng. is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
2 We will immediately go into a 2 year isolationist posture to fix our country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
3 When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
4 All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our observation towers on the southern border for 6 months. They will be under orders NOT to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
5 Soc. security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The pres. nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
6 Welfare-Checks will be handed out on Fri. at the end of the 40 hr. school wk. & the successful completion of urinalysis & a passing grade.
7 Professional Athletes-Steroids-The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.
8 One export will be allowed-Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
9 All foreign aid using Amer. taxpayer money will immediately cease. The saved money will pay off the nat'l debt & lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the Amer. people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, & each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
10 The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school & every day in Congress.
11 The Nat'l Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, & remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!
