Words of wisdom to live by.
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>>> 1. A day without sunshine is like night.
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>>> 2. On the other hand, you have different
fingers.
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>>> 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made
up on the spot.
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>>> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a
bad name.
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>>> 5. Remember, half the people you know are
below average.
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>>> 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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>>> 7. Depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.
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>>> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the
second mouse gets
>>> the cheese in the trap.
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>>> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only
culture some people have.
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>>> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign
of a bad memory.
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>>> 11. Change is inevitable, except from
vending machines.
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>>> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing
a couple of payments.
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>>> 13. How many of you believe in
psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
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>>> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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>>> 15. When everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong
>>> lane.
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>>> 16. Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.
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>>> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be
without sponges?
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>>> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet
>>> engines
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>>> 19. What happens if you get scared half to
death, twice?
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>>> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for
your name?
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>>> 21. Inside every older person is a younger
person wondering,
>>> "What the heck happened?"
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>>> 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't
suck, we would all fall
>>> off.
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>>> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's
why some people
>>> appear bright until you hear them speak.
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>>> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates;
it's more like a jar of
>>> jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass
tomorrow.
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