>>>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
>>>their new wives duties.
>>>
>>>Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had
>>>told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
>>>cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it
>>>took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
>>>house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
>>>
>>>Jimmie had married a woman from
Australia. He bragged that he had
>>>given his wife orders that she was to do all the house,
>>>cleaning,dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day
>>>he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the
>>>third day,his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a
>>>huge dinner on the table.
>>>
>>>The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told
>>>her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
>>>washed,lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for
>>>every meal. He said he didn't see her for two days,the first day
>>>he didn't see anything, the second day he didn'tsee anything, but
>>>by the third day most of the swelling had
gone down and he could
>>>see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
>>>eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
>>>
>>>
>>>God Bless Canadian Women!!