wow.
i thought *i* was mean...but no
see. im sittin here with my oldest kid...
n we're watchin a video...n so i clicked the 'im bored' thingie...n we're lookin at pix right?
right.
she's all...
'ewww he's ugly'
'she's fat n blurry'
'hello...turn the camera right side up'
'whats with those teeth'
'uhh what is wrong with her face'
'omg! omg! he looks like a monkey! with a beard! omg! *giggle fit*'
'he's holding a gun, why doesnt he shoot somebody...like himself'
'*gag* im gonna die! im gonna gag im gonna gag! im gonna die! *gags more* god his mustache is *gag*'
'she's touching herself'
(me - she's touching her hair)
'her other hand isnt up there'
'well...he's not fat'
'he's old! with long hair! thats yellow and orange and ew!'
'what is she...touching'
(me - i dont think i want to know)
'why does everybody take their pictures sideways? she looks drunk'
'she looks like a boy...that turned into a woman'
'her cheeks are huge! her hair is puffy...and she's ugly'
'nobody wants to see you coughing'
'nobody wants to see your stomach'
'spiderman...yah! old fat guy...with a beard..spiderman...'
'what is wrong with his FACE?'
(me - he fell)
'...into what? a brick?'
she decided...she didnt want to lookit ppl anymore...and i say...thank tree for small favors..
dun get me wrong...i completely adore her, but sometimes...that child...has virtually zero tact.
gee. i wonder where she gets such things.
in other news..."Today's Rank: #245" - since things like that never happen i felt the need to document it.
tho the hour is late and my body is quite tired, my mind, however is completely awake...so i think i'll retreat into the recesses of a well deserved literary work.
and i bid thee adieu
