1. What is the last thing you eated? Off brand oreos! ... because no one else would.
2. And the last thing you drank? Tap water. Is that why my hair is falling out?
3. What does it say on your favourite mug? 'Please don't hate me because of my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude'
4. Who is the best captain of a Star Trek? Picard. I'd fuck both of them, but Kirk is the one we actually saw die. Picard is forever.
5. Who would win in a fight between the Batman and Superman? Batman, he's actually packing kryptonite... no really, check your lore.
6. Robots or ninjas? ... Who says I'm not both?
7. Pirates or cowboys? Pirates
8. Dinosaurs or aliens? Aliens, they make for better conversationalists.
9. Are you good at crosswords? Gods no. Not without thesaurus.com
10. DC or Marvel? Hmmm... Marvel does have my personal hero Deadpool... but wasn't Spawn on DC?
11. What is better, a man who is handsome and a fireman or something, or a guy what is fat and has a beard and makes you lol in MuMMs? What about a handsome guy like me that occasionally says something insightful in a mumm?
12. Do you have a special mug that is yours at work? Lucky mug goes where I go.
13. What's the best kind of chart, pie or bar? Pie.
14. Did you study a thing at University? English and professional writing.
15. Are you more like your mum or your dad? I'm a combination of the two, though I think I'm a bit more like an angry talkative philosophic (phil tendencies from mom) version of my dad.
16. If your house was on a fire, and you had to rescure one material possession? Does my dog qualify as a possession? if not, probably my PS3 with the poetry thumbdrive in it. My Ps3 is one of the last made truly backwards compatible... do you realise how much that shit ebays for?
17. Who is teh best in Star Wars? Trick question, Bobba Fett.
18. Brett or Jemaine? No.
19. Are friends on the internet good friends like real life friends, or a kind of second-tier reserve friend? Depends on how untrustworthy they are... conspicuous motherfuckers...
20. Is kins good at making a quiz that you do? I'd fuck him.