Where Do Babies Come Out?
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> A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
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> "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
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> "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
