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Hurrah! Hurrah! Well give him some hardy STDs again, hurrah! Hurrah!
Oooh!! Can it be ARMY wife day? You know, the loving, supportive woman missing her man as he is off in some hostile land daily risking his life for his country.
Except that she is being loving and supportive to everyone BUT her man, because the selfish cunt cant go more than 3 days without being the unfaithful whore that she is, taking guys out for drinks on her mans hard earned hazard pay, and then sneaking them in the house past her sleeping children to get fucked doggystyle by the guy in the bathroom while her face is bouncing around the toilet bowl, purging the too many to count jagerbombs she had earlier.
The ARMY cunt is generally a carrier of various STDs, reading like highschool textbook complete with full color in home models, and maybe some lingering discharge still oozing from her gaping maw. If CSI ever came to this bitches house, theyd end up having to profile the last 10 years worth of soldiers on base to figure out who all has rolled around in that bitch.
So this poor fuck is writing letters home telling his woman how much he misses her and the kids, cant wait till the day he gets to stop ducking rifle and mortar rounds, and shes busy complaining about how much it sucks trying to duck the nightly facials while neglecting her kids. Sometimes the cunt is considerate enough to go to the clinic to clear up her little infections before he gets home on leave, but usually she doesnt, and our war torn hero gets treated to a dose of chlamydia, and the indignity of everyone knowing whats been going on whilst hes been away. Hopefulyl he does the right thing and kills her, but this is not always so.
If this sounds familiar, do the world a favor and drop a plugged in hair dryer in the tub as you soak in your cum bath. Thank You.
