EnlightenedOsote's blog: "FUNNY"

What, you  ask, is 'Butt dust'?  Read on and you'll  discover the joy in it!  These have to be original and genuine. No  adult is this creative!!

 
JACK  (age 3) was  watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked:  'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold  milk?'


MELANIE (age  5) asked her  Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember  any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of  your panties. Mine say five to six.'


STEVEN  (age 3) hugged  and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm  going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'   


BRITTANY (age  4) had an ear  ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the  bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap  and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl  asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

 
SUSAN  (age 4) was  drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice  again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age  4) stepped onto  the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I  cost?'

 
CLINTON (age  5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling  him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get  married. How will my wife fit in it?'

 
MARC (age 4)  was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a  restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he  whispering in her mouth?'

 
TAMMY  (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman  her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't  your skin fit your face?'

 
JAMES (age  4) was listening  to a Bible story.  His dad read: 'The man named   Lot was warned  to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was  turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the  flea?'

 

  
    The  Sermon I think this Mom will never forget .
   
    This  particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms  extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without  you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very  obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite  audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt  dust?'

   
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