Lilly in Wonderland said:
Gah, I'm so bored. Read me a story?
❤Omnia Vincit Amor❤ said:
once upon a time...
in a land far, too damn far away
like over the hill through the meadow, and 23345.3059 more miles away..
there lived a beautiful princess named hmmm..named lillywiththeprettyface haha
but this princess was unlike any other!
some would say she was a bit....hmm obsessed yes thats it!
obsessed with old gray haired men with big man meat!
Lilly in Wonderland said:
......this princess, on her quest for the ultimate in old man meat, stumbles upon a beautifulsexiness princess named, Ms.BobbiBretsassaicecreamyummyness.
She too was obsessed with the unattainable. ( But let's face it, if these princesses put their heads together and showed some thigh, could totally score.) They made a bond of friendship, and totally mocked every fu-tard in the land....
❤Omnia Vincit Amor❤ said:
one day lillywiththeprettface and bobbibreatassaicecreamyummyness(ugh lol) went out for ICECREAM! yes you heard it here ladies and gents, i said ICECREAM. This wasn't just any ice cream, it had magical powers. With each lick they closed their eyes, and wish super duper hard for their old gray haired men to appear before their eyes.....
Lilly in Wonderland said:
the two crazed, ice cream lovin' princesses went to every Baskin Robbins, Coldstone, and Carvel, in the kingdom. Licking and dreaming their prince's into fruition.
❤Omnia Vincit Amor❤ said:
After hitting up the very last cold stone in all of the whole wide fu-land....they crossed their fingers and closed their eyes, taking the last lick of their ice cream.....POOF! Abra Kadabra ...yowza yowza yowza.
The smoke settled and they opened their eyes, brain freezes intact...and there they were...all they had ever dreamed up standing in from of them...PrinceAnthonywiththefrickenhugemanmeatBourdain, and BrettlookssexyashellinspandexFavre.
