Ahhh...well I'm sure this one will start an argument but I gotta put it on record!
OK! What is the deal with these 2000 ladies! (in general if this doesn't apply then obviously I am not referring to you)
It is no secret that every a man wants a wants a woman like his mom. Now, no woman will replace mom but sheesh...come close! This is what I am talking about.
ME i am a neat freak well not really but I am very organised. Everything has its place. Now I live with a woman, she is the mother of my daughter, she is a model, she's fun and firey and all that...cool...Sounds perfect this is where the problem comes into play. She is a procrastonator and not very neat. I am the type of person who will use one cup all day. To me, there is no reason to get a new glass every time I'm thirsty. I have a huge set of dishes and I might actually use 10% of them. If I eat something, I take it straight to the kitchen when I'm done and wash it out and bam..kitchen is clean. Now you might argue that I have kids...so do I, no excuse lol. When it's me and the kids the crib is spotless, well as spotless as it can be with 2 toddlers but spotles none the less. After lunch or whatever, they go watch nemo or elmo and I clean up everything I used. Now when mom gets home its a trail, book bag here, shoes there yada yada yada...kids get their dishes, they get put in the sink kidas get more dishes plus hers, those get put in the sink, she gets a snack that goes in the sink. After about 6-7 hrs, 80% of the dishes are dirty.Now she is not a slob by no means and I am kind of anal about stuff like that but c'mon...When I clean up I clean UP! the floors the walls table stove top counters the works. To me If you get it right and maintain it, it is alot easier then getting it right then letting it get bad and getting it right again but thats just me.
Maybe its a man thing but I personally feel that a box of dish washing detergent should last about 3 months. Maybe I'm still living like a bachelor but I can honestly say when I was a bachelor, my crib was a ladies paradise lol. It was always in order and smelling right, trash can was never full, the bathroom was perfect. People used to think that I couldn't cook because it look like nobody ever used the kitchen to cook in(far from the truth, I am a beast with the pots and pans!)I don't let the kids eat in their room period. I don't care if it's a cookie, she is the 180, her take this cookie and go in your room, now two days later I have to get oreo out of the carpet..but why is it that these "new age" ladies are like that. what happened to the women who cooked and cleaned and actually folded and put up laundry? Where did they move to. Even our closets are like night and day, she has a million clothes from the floor to the hangers, and shoes are all mixed up. Everything I have is hanging up or folded neatly in a drawer, all of my dirty clothes are in one place in the corner of my closet and my shoes are organised by type of shoe, nice kik it jordan's and tennis shoes, my dressy shoes, boots, dress shoes and my grass cutting/lets go fishing anything goes shoes in the back.
And don't get me started on the bathroom! Now I know you ladies have to build your faces and hair like works of art but do you really need all that stuff? I just gave her the big bathroom because I know how it is going to look in 6 months. the makeup cart is going to be on the sink along with the curler, flat iron, hair ties etc. the cabinet is going to have so much stuff in it that us as men open it, look at it and a just close it. there is going to be 3 different soaps and anywhere from 4-6 bottles lining the tub. Why? you can only use one at a time... My bathroom is simple, electric razor in its little holder, toothbrush toothpaste and mouth wash. That is all you will see out. everything else is neatly lined up in the cabinet medicine and first aid stuff is on the top, deodorant and cologne and all that is on the second shelf with the extra soap and what not. IF i run out of t/p, I get a new roll put it ON the t/p holder and throw away the empty one I do not have a collection of toilet paper rolls on the counter. And speaking of toilet paper...what do you all do with it? It's like your butts have teeth and it just eats it. I understand that y'all naturally use more then men but a roll will last me at least a month and a half to two months. I been locked up before so I know how precious t/p is lol.
At first I thought it was me, and I was being too nit picky, then I though that naa its just my girl. But after talking to quite a few guys, its the same story from them also and even with ladies I have dated in the past. Most can't cook and hamburger helper and tgi meals do not count! That is not cooking, that is reheating food. lol now maybe its the type of ladies we date, all of my friends are either married to or seriously dating/engaged to models whether they are or aren't they look like models, we all have very attractive spouses and I aint mad lol but I see very few, "im the baddest chic around and I know it" type ladies that are like mom, and you wonder why he goes over here or there all the time, It is because all you are is a pretty face!We like pretty faces, we LOVE women like our moms
