The Stuff I think about in the shower would make you .... yeah, that too.
First let me state that I appreciate my Family, Friends, and Fans. I have those that I talk to on an hourly basis and then I have those that I talk to every few weeks and there is always a smile exchanged. You all have at one point in time made me glad to be a part of the Fubarian Community. Thank you!
Tonight the thought was these ""Friends" that are always questioning their "real friend's" loyality. WTFF ?!?!?!!? You know the one's ...
"I have X number of friends and I am dry" or
"I need help leveling and I want to thank my "Real Friends" for helping." or
"I only got 20 picture rates and I have X number of friends" and this one got me today...
"Friend" ... let's name him Beggin Strips is upset because no one will sell him an $11.99 bling pack. So I offer to buy him one for $10 mill fu bucks to which he said I only have $8.2 million (or so) and I say sorry. (There have been times when I have traded autos for $2 million when the going rate was $5 million... those who know me know I will do what I can to help but I knew he was going to say he had less than I asked for... tsk! shame on you!!!) Beggin strips goes on to say how he can get a bomb or an auto for $8 million from his "real friends"... (haven't I been asking if anyone knew anyone selling autos or bombs and this BS said nothing? ... hmmmm... interesting) to which I replied yeah, you can get them for that much but I can't. Pissed him off so much that he removed me from his family and his Top Friends (I was added because I pimped his sorry ass, bombed him when I was bombing, and blinged him because he was always in my sb BEGGIN to be bombed or pimped or helped to level). It was okay because I had removed him from my friend's list the day before but for some damn reason, I was still getting his beggin and needing a new fu wife (even though he was engaged to someone and the wedding was suppose to be this weekend --- curious.. hm.) status messages.
Before you get your panties in a bunch (use toupee' or double sided body tape and it will keep them in place), I don't mind helping my friends.
The person who only had 20 picture views never came to my page and rated.
The person that was dry, never bought me a drink so I would see that they were dry and I could return the love.
The person that needed help leveling, I am not here to help you and be your personal leveling machine. No one told you to delete your account one day and then decide that you missed the FU and wanted to come back and level back to where you were in record time. How dare you say, "I know who my real friends are" in your status message. You don't know what your "real friends" are thinking... Am I a "real friend"? or is that status directed at me daily because I didn't come and give you most of my 11's? You can think about biting my ass.
It is rude of people to say my friends don't show me love so I'm going to delete them. Do you say that about your "local friends" ... you know the one's you have had since you were 5 but you lost contact with and only talk to or see every 6 months? Are you that narrow minded that you only have enough room for a set number of friends or associates (yes, we need an Associates Group placed between the Friends and Fans section)? If so, delete me to free your mind for more air.
If this blog pissed you the fuck off, delete my ass from your Family, Friend, or Fan List because I sure as hell will delete you the next time I see your status message begging or bitching because you have not bothered to be a friend to those you would like to be a friend to you.
If you need help, sb me! I do not sit here and monitor my 2K plus friends to see where their intoxication level is. If I can't help you, I will try to find someone who can and if that doesn't work, I am not so damn proud that I won't say, "Sweets, I can't help you." My momma did not name me (Insert your name here)'s Personal bar, leveler, bling giver, nor Queen for your jacking pleasure (lmao). My name is Websilk - Shi, Silkyweb, Silky, Silky Smooth, Sexy Butt, Sunshine, Sexy Freak, Poohbie, The Corruptor and for the people who have actually taken the time to ask ... you know the name that I will answer to everytime you say it.
Muah's & Stuff
~ Shi
