A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
> > > his check. He marched straight up to the counter and
> > > said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
> > > really rather have a job."
> > >
> > > The social worker behind the counter said, "Your
> > > timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from
> > > a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
> > > bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
> > > drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of
> > > your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will
> > > be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter
> > > on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
> > > sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
> > > above the garage.
> > >
> > > The salary is $200,000 a year."
> > >
> > > The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
> > >
> > > The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
