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Welfare Poem

I cross ocean,
Poor and broke,
Take bus,
See employment folk.
 
Nice man treat me
Good in there,
Say I need to
See welfare.
 
Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
Right to your door.'
 
Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
You healthy!
 
By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy..

Write to friends
In motherland,
Tell them 'come
Fast as you can.'
 
They come in turbans
And Ford trucks,
I buy big house
With welfare bucks
 
They come here,
We live together,
More welfare checks,
It gets better!
 
Fourteen families,
They moving in,
But neighbor's
patience Wearing thin.
 
Finally, white guy
Moves away,
Now I buy his house,
And then I say,
'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.
 
Send for family
They just trash,
But they, too,
Draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
Very good,
And soon we
Own the neighborhood.
 
We have hobby
it's called
breeding,
Welfare pay
For baby feeding.
 
Kid's need dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
 
American's crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.
 
We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good for
The white man race.

If they no like
us, They can scram,
Got lots of
room in Pakistan .
 
It is
interesting that the federal government provides a
Single refugee with a
monthly allowance of $1,890.00
And each can also get an
additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total
of $2,470.00 ..
 
This
compares very well to a single pensioner who after
contributing to the growth and development of America for 40
to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00
in old age pension and Guaranteed Income
Supplement.

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!
Let's send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off
And maybe we can get the refugees cut back to
$1,012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or
50 years.

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