>>Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
>>from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants
>>pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.
>>
>>Now I don't know what's worse:
>>
>> 1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
>>
>> 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
>>
>> 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
