Valentine’s Day is coming up again, or VD, as it’s known. Is there a more “unfair” holiday around? Every commercial - “If you love your girl, buy her flowers, buy her diamonds, buy her a freakin’ Lexus!” Wait a minute - what do guys get in return for all that? I know what you’re thinking - blowjobs - but those aren’t for sale, so the undercover cop told me. You ladies say you love equality, I say we start here. I want to see some commercials for guys - “Every kiss begins with… Kenwood Home Theater systems.” “Nothing says forever like… new golf clubs.” I want to see a romantic, candlelit Best Buy ad - couple on a couch, he looks bored with her ‘til she pulls out…. A new Playstation 3! “You do love me! I am so doing your dishes later.”
