Reeka's blog: "Survey"

Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? Erika 1. Erika 1351 up, 110 down love ithate it Possibly one of the sexiest girls on the face of the earth. They are so much fun to be around, But, a downside is that they are too fine for you. Usually not skanks or hoes have tons of friends and are in middle class families. Has friends that will destroy people that want to harm her. Gets hit on a lot by guys isn't stuck up or a bitch, although they tend to have a bitchy friend or two. Dude, you see Erika today? Man, she was fine as hell! Ha!she is but a girl that fine is outta your league.... *gigglesn0rtz* ------------------------------------------------- 2) Whats your age? 35 35 1 thumb down love ithate it Means (male) masturbation. Propably due the following joke: Two men walk into a toilet. While man #1 starts pissing, man #2 starts counting numbers aloud. 1, 2, 3, 4..., 5, 6, 7. Man #1: What were those numbers all about? Man #2: You see boy, I like to keep things organized. When I say 1, I unzip the zipper. When I say 2, I take my dick out. When I say 3, I pull back the foreskin. When I say 4, I piss. When I say 5, I pull forth the foreskin. When I say 6, I put my dick back in my underwear. And when I say 7, I zip the zipper. But the next day, the two men go back to the bathroom, and suddenly the man starts yelling in the bathroom 1, 2, 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5!!! Hey, I still got 30 minutes before my train leaves, I think I go for a 35 while waiting. ------------------------- 3) Name one of your friends? Sara Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h". -hello, may I get your name? --Sara, Sara-no-h. -Thank you Sara. -Man, that Bob Dylan song is soo cool, I'm going to name my daughter Sara, its so much better without the h at the end. ----------------------------------------- (what happened to #4?) ----------------------------------------- 5) Whats you favorite color? Purple Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! ------------------------------------------ 6) What is the name of the city you were born in? Dearborn Dearborn 35 up, 7 down love ithate it A city in Michigan, just outside of Detroit, that is home to Ford Motor Company and the most dense population of Arabs outside of the Middle East. Most of the Arab population consists of Lebanese, but a growing number of Iraqis have been immigrating here. Also a nice sized population of Yemenis and Palestinians live here. Most are Muslim, but lots of Christian Arabs live in other parts of the Metro Detroit Area. Even though lots of whites have left Dearborn, Dearborn's economy has gone up. Real Estate value and Property taxes have risen drastically since the 1980s. Lots of great Social programs "plague" this fine city, such as quick responsive snow removal, emergency services, and police patrol. The East side of Dearborn is about 85% Arab, the south side is 100%, and the west side has been increasingly Arab-American! The west side of Dearborn is a lot nicer than the rest of Dearborn, which has a nice downtown on Michigan Ave, and expensive houses that share a golf course. The only reason that some people would say that Dearborn's getting worse is because of their own prejudice of Arab-Americans, such as Debbie Schlussel, and not based on facts. Unlike other minorities, Arab-Americans moving to a certain community improves the economy and doesn't bring it down. ADJECTIVE: when somebody acts like a Lebanese guy from Dearborn, such as driving around Warren Ave with the music loud as hell and talking on the cell phone, and trying to pick up chicks. Says "Bro" and "Cuz" a lot. When a girl from Dearborn would take her cousin or brother to the prom because her parents wouldn't let her take a guy! Also says "Bro" a lot! Dearborn guys and girls share a lot of traits with Italians from Staten Island and New Jersey. "This guy is so Dearborn! How the hell can he talk on the phone when I can hear the music from here?" ----------------------------------------- 7)What is the month that you were born? May cool; sexy; hot i am so may ------------------------------------------ 8) Who is the last person that you talked to? daughter One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son. From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover): Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter! Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber." !!" ------------------------------------------ 9) What is one of your nicknames? Reeka reeka isn't defined yet. 10) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini Gemini is a sign that runs from May 21st to June 20th. Geminis are Creative, artistic, Nice, Intellectual, Individualistic, Outgoing and Compassionate. On the other hand they can also be inconsistent, nervous, nosy and lazy at times. Gemini's Likes include: -Talking -Writing -Adventure -Variety in life Their Dislikes include: -Boring things -Labor (such as school) -Repitition; being in a rut -Conformity -Strict People