Twelve Greek Orthox priests from Patmos were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,
in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced
before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his privates and
they Were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
Until she got to the final priest Father Euthimios.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and
Fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Father Euthimios took a few steps
Forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then......., all the other bells started to ring.
