FATBALDUGLYLOSER's blog: "an american in europe"

Troops in Afghanistan still maintain a sense of humor, such as it >> is. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You Might Be Taliban if..... >> >> >> >> You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to >> beer. >> >> >> >> You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you >> can't afford shoes. >> >> >> >> >> You have more wives than teeth. >> >> >> >> You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon >> "unclean." >> >> >> >> You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. >> >> >> >> >> You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. >> >> >> >> You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in >> your clothing. >> >> >> >> You've felt the urge to "rub one off" after seeing a woman's exposed >> ankle. >> >> >> >> >> You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than >> setting off roadside bombs. >> >> >> >> >> You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your >> cave." >>