10. Could you show me how you used to spank her?
9. If I told her I love her, would she put out?
8. I got my license today.
7. Two bucks says she's a C cup.
6. You taught her how to swallow didn't you?
5. We must have something in common 'cause she calls me daddy too.
4. Hi. I'm Bill but my friends all call me 'back door Bill'.
3. I think being sexually active since 11 has really helped to mature me.
2. "Come inside?" Gosh, you sound just like your daughter.
1. Tell me, does your wife just lay there during sex too?