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10. I do really like you.
You remind me of Freddy from "Nightmare on Elm Street", but I havea soft charitable spot for sad losers like you.
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
My grand-dad is also interested in chess. Do you want his 'phonenumber?
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
You are the ugliest f**ker I've ever laid eyes on.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
I'm seeing three guys right now, double booked two of them fortonight, and in fact actually fancy your best friend, even though heignores me.
6. I have a boyfriend/I'm still sort of involved with someone.
I prefer the X-files and a half gallon of Haagen Dazs.
5. I don't date men where I work.
I wouldn't go out with you if you were in the same 'solar system',much less the same building.
4. It's not you, it's me.
It's you.
3. I'm concentrating on my career right now.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as this lousy, underpaid job is better than the thought of sleeping with you.
2. I'm celibate.
I hugely value good sex, that's why you in particular have no chance.
1. Let's be friends.
I'm saying this to put you out of your misery, because you seem like the sort of guy who wouldn't be man enough to mention it to me,and even if you don't fancy me, I'm just letting you know that you'd be rejected anyway, so you can feel small and insignificant. Now I Want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with, something you'll obviously never experience yourself.
