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I have named this lil piece ," things that piss me off part 1". The reason I chose this name is because, I know this is an ever growing list. On a daily basis I find more and more things that piss me off.so this is part one of an ongoing saga.
TV pitch men
The first asshole I would like to aim my anger towards is, JARED You all know him that fat fucker that went on the subway diet and lost his fuckin twin. well I would love to shove about 5 subs down his throat and watch him slowly choke to death.He claims that he ate so many subs that he lost weight, 6 grams or less. well I have news for all of you, unless the 6 grams is cut into fuckin lines, his ass excersized and ate fuckin rice cakes. Now enough about subway boy, my next rant is about another well know but equally hated by me "tv pitchman" You know the guy and i bet you probably hate him as much as i do. DUUUUUUUUDE YOUR GETTING A DELL". WHYYYYYYYYYYY? I will b good i promise. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME USE A DELL.To begin with Dell is quite possibly the biggest piece of shit computers on the market. but aside from that, that lil mousy fucker just gets on my nerves. I WANNA TAKE A COMPAQ LAPTOP AND BEAT HIM TO FUCKIN DEATH WITH IT. How ya like me now dell dude? It kills me to know that he wouldnt have been able to get laid in a whorehouse with a 50$ bill duct taped to his nuts, but because he is the dell guy he gets pussy thrown at him... hmmm he may be gay, never thought about that till now. Okay I saved the worst for last. You all know him and i personally hate this guy more then any of the rest of them all together. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD! I really fuckin hate him, the Verizon guy. I have a verizon phone and let me tell you ...PIECE OF SHIT. My rant here is not with verizon that might be in part 2 why i hate corporate america. i really wanna have my own commercial, with me and the verizon guy, I picture it like this. I come around the corner and my phone isnt working, I look up and there he is, the verizon guy. I grab him by his throat and throw him on the ground. The last part I have my foot on his throat yelling...CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW BITCH? GOOOOOOOOOOD! the commericial is actually un settling, he has his network people, it looks like the maffia saying, (marlon brando voice) yeah buy ow fones or you sleep with the fishes. well i guess i am done with my rant this day. I hope you realize I am just kidding I wouldnt kill Jared, or the Dell guy, and the verizon guy, he is not worth my time. but damn if i could get away with it.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW BITCH? GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
This is Benny D peace out. And people...FUCKIN LAUGH ITS GOOD FOR YOU.
